Thread 213060185

How common is bear attack iyc?

Zainichi bear

fuck Takeshi gon do

>>213060185 (OP)
That’s what happens to those hit with a swift left hook from yours truly

Pretty common. 19 people died in the last 5 years and many more were wounded. Pic related is a tourist from Italy who died 3 weeks ago. He tried feeding a bear and her cubs.

>>213060316
Geez, Romania is Japan of Europe.

>>213060316
Did he feed her with his corpse?

>>213060185 (OP)
In all of our history we have had a total of ZERO.

>>213060387
but, brazilian bears are big gay and hairy men

>>213060185 (OP)
When I was working in Kamchatka just before I arrived there there were news of some mushroom gatherer mauled by a bear

>>213060368
Neah. They shot the bear and recovered his corpse. They now want to remove the bear from the protected animals list so they can shoot them.

>>213060185 (OP)
Jesus holy shit, how do they piece it back together

ngl I could body one of those freaks
All you have to do is run until they're too exhausted to keep going, dodge their clumsy paw attacks, get behind them and German suplex these motherfuckers into submission
Optional step: force them to take you to their lair and fuck their wife in front of them

>>213060697
I wouldn't recommend trying.

>>213060697
I can only imagine the smug soy looking twink behind this post that thinks they can take a bear. Kys

>>213061144
It's easy to beat a bear with just a knife
With your bare hands, it's not much harder, it just takes a tactic

Quite rare in fact there were 2 whole deadly bear attacks through all of 2023......and 22,830 deadly human attacks (90% of which were done by men)
Yep, you are 20 THOUSAND TIMES more likely to be murdered by a man than by a bear. Make it make sense!

>>213060520
>mushroom gatherer
sounds like a slur for gnome

>>213061634
Bears don't have to live with women so it's understandable they kill them less

>>213063701
Men murder other men even more than they murder women. Make it make sense!!

>>213063701
>>213063862
In fact men kill more men than women and bears kill men COMBINED. WTF

last time was 2007. Approximately 2 people are injured by bears every year

What if a bear started barking at you like dog?

>>213060185 (OP)
There are no bears in the wild here. The largest wild land mammal is probably a squirrel or something
There are marine mammals like dolphins and whales, but they good boys who dondo nuffin

The bear is the pure spirit of the Ainu and they are killing the jap invaders who stole the land from their real Jomon owners

Jesus blessed the bear

>>213060185 (OP)
>>213060316
It's completely irrational but I always get angry at animals when they attack humans. It feels personal.
We should kill 5 bears for person that got mauled, just to reassert our dominance. 3 wolfs for every piece of livestock, 10 dogs for every person bit (same as the race of the aggressive dog), etc.

>>213060697
Le distance runner meme only works when you're the one doing the pursuing. Being able to jog for 10 hours won't matter when you run slower than a bear, it'll pin you down within the first 5 minutes.

>>213066137
Moustache man is talking into your ear. The bear was just defending her cubs. If people stopped feeding them they wouldn't hang around roads.

>>213060185 (OP)
I don't monitor this situation. It happens once in a while.
Last time was a week ago when some girl was almost killed by a bear on Kamchatka, while she was sleeping in her tent.

>>213066137
>least inhumane German