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michelada cup edish

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Pussy
Money
Weed

wow that looks disgusting

>>213062831 (OP)
is that a cup you can eat

I drank so many of those when I dated a Mexican girl

Boomer GOP
>we love Israel!
Gen X GOP
>we love Israel!
Millennial GOP
>meh
Zoomer GOP
>Israel controls the weather

Thinking of going to see the fireworks tonight y/n?

drinking covfefe

>>213062866
They're not that bad, its just a styrofoam cup with a spice mix inside
>>213062881
no its just rimmed with the spice mix
>>213062903
based

>>213062928
Millennials love Israel
AOC, the queen of millennials, loves Israel

>>213062928
>Millennial GOP
>>meh
>Zoomer GOP
>>Israel controls the weather
They still vote to send aid to israel its all performative hate

>>213062961
>focus of the photo is Asians and a Jeet
>a total of one white person in the photo

Noticing an increasing amount of people just sitting in their cars at the local park

>>213063046
they are bums that live out of their car

>>213062795
Did the fortune teller predict him leaving her?

>>213063046
That’s me I’m drinking beer

>>213063005
Not Zoomers
They’re constantly seething about sending Israel money
Most of them support Palestine and Ukraine while the chuds of their generation support Palestine and Russia (jasonkin)

>>213063094
They still vote unanimously so their fake outrage doesn't matter

Men only want one thing.

im hungry and all i have is a baja blast

>>213063148
Source: the deepest reaches of your asshole

>>213063223
you know house and senate vote are public right?

If I had a car to live in I would be set. I would be unstoppable.

just snizzed

youtube recommends me KTLA and I swear everyday people are getting murdered or run over or some kid is found dead in a dumpster

>>213063242
Alright so show me some proof of every single Gen Z legislator voting in favor of Israel then buddy
Because at the moment you have nothing while I showed that Gen Z doesn’t support Israel

>>213063321
LA? I call it Hell A!

These hands have killed people

Thoughts?

Maxwell Frost, the only Gen Z member of the US congress, voted against HR8034

upped to 40lbs, feeling the squeeze right now

>>213063425
>jeet twitter post
kys

I farted

>>213063383
https://clerk.house.gov/Votes/2025207
this was to cut $500M to israel

>>213063575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVaLyGc84cY

Every celebrity and internet person uses Twitter so fucking much. "Twitter is going off, bro". "Did you see Don Faghats post? He got fucking ratioed, bro!"

>>213063553
And he votes against Israel in other house resolutions
Now tell me how he represents every single member of the generation?
Did he ask every zoomer which way to vote? The majority of zoomers don’t support Israel despite how much you seethe, Shartlennial

>>213063687
He think he Britney

air fried frozen 'za is delectable

>>213063687
Why’d he do it

wish women liked nice guys like me

RIP OZZY

>>213063812
he got a boogie in his nose

>>213063814
Those thighs are delectable

>>213062831 (OP)
I don't know why but NYC is fun when you drunk your

Just learned a lot of people play music while in the shower

>>213063272
me everyday

>>213063917
Yeah, I do like everytime. A beer is nice too, in the summer.

>>213063917
Mostly zoomers who can't go 10 minutes without some kind of stimulation

>>213063425
>on the late 80s and 90s

A friend of mine had speakers installed in the bathroom ceiling and an old bmw radio mounted inside the wall

>>213063695
>this one doesn't count because... because.... BECAUSE I SAID SO OKAY!!!!
You are JIDF shill

>>213064038
Did he stab the pig?

>>213063917
I get high and jerk off in the shower

Fuck man I like this girl but for some reason the conversations we have don't turn sexual it's just her wanting to get dinner go to hockey games and me buy her giant hoodies

>>213064037
Lmao fucking based

cant trust any flag nowadays, see that finland flag, its a jeet

>>213064116
this would be jason except he has no father

>>213064116
yuck

>>213064116
This hit too close to home

The radio is kino, but only if you actually listen to it with a real FM/AM receiver, not this shit where you use an app on your phone and there's a 1 min delay.

Pizzagate threads keep getting deleted from /x/

>>213064139
Jason is a trans exclusionary boymoder

>>213064177
Stop noticing

I can’t stop looking at big butts online all day

>>213064218
The thing is, I don't tend to believe these internet conspiracies, but seeing them get repressed so hard makes me more apt to believe them

It be like that

>>213064253
the epstein thing used to be an internet conspiracy so did the jew thing and the 9 11 thing

I take cold showers in complete silence with all the lights off.

there exists a clone of you in this world that is actively hunting you down to kill you and take over your life

>>213064338
why though

>>213064352
It’s all his

>>213064385
many such cases

>>213064385
Trannies can't agree on what counts as transitioning
They just say "effort"

>>213064363
To stay focused. Keep my edge. It's how I consistently make awesome posts and torture Jason.

can't wait until a decade from now when these tranny freaks rope it en masse because they realize hormones won't save them from aging and inevitably regressing back to their deformed masculine version

>>213064266
Women, what are they good for?
Absolutely nothin!

Hormone treatment and cosmetic surgery and cosmetic products are only going to keep getting better. Look at trannies now vs the 70s or even the 90s.

Trannoids will only get hotter as time goes on. We have to stop them from cutting their dicks off so we can have cute dickgirls instead of freaks.

>>213064598
They're just going to look bogged and probably live in constant physical agony
Only man's ego really thinks he can resist nature

>>213064598
Real vaginal transplants are currently in the works

Not even worth replying to

Jason is a fucking troon

>>213064657
He isn't a fucking troon, he just wished he was fucking troons

Pls help i am fucking Indian

Jason is going to wake up next to a 35 year old tranny with broader shoulders than him, shaving xis face and speaking with a deep morning voice.

>>213064598
a fatherless opinion

>>213064688
gorilla nest

Let yourself enjoy life

I'm anti-trans.

I like cute boys.

>>213064884
The people around me make that hard

self promoted online porn careers have absolutely demolished the quality of the prostitution market.
there will never be a time again when you can fuck a slavic 10/10 model again for less than 1k an hour.
at least I can say I caught it before such great turmoil could change everything.
in minecraft

You work to get their attention
You work to get laid
You work to get married
You work keep the marriage stable

If the bitch is unhappy at any moment from sucking on your bank account
She gets to suck on your bank account in bulk

Like what the fuck??????

>>213065095
I love Azealia Banks

waiting for quitting drinking and smoking to pay off but so far my mood and energy has been miserable for this whole month

>>213065095
Fatties here are charging $300-$500 an hour. It’s so over

>>213065156
This is why I use the k-orgs or thai agencies

>>213065223
I like tea.

I love cucci

I browsed crystal cafe and it pissed me off. Must be how women feel when they see the n word and bullying etc on 4chan. Makes me wonder how men and women are even compatible in the first place. Seems you either need to be Chad and raise the women to tolerate your Chadness, or be a soyboy and reduce yourself to the level of a woman

wypipo be like
>Let's go out and get a cup of joe!

>>213065223
Trannies ruined apps like these.

>>213065347
just pretend soul memory doesn't exist

Just took a hot shit.

>>213065216
What are those?

>>213065223
I don't know how any man has any interest in dating these days

Lock the nippers in the dunny

There a lot of benefits to dating an Indian man if you’re a white woman

>>213065379
But it DOES exist

>>213065467
That's me talking to you
Just play through the game

>>213065466
SAAR

>>213065467
But it doesn't actually matter, it just activates your almonds whenever you glance at the number. And once you start checking the urge to check again grows

>>213065467
I a deed eat brickfuss

>>213065502
Yes?

>playing souls games for pvp
>not just crushing through the single player and moving on to the next game
Thirdie behavior

You guys gonna watch the new harry pooper?

>>213065493
>>213065521

>>213065567
Yes because JK Rowling is anti-jasonkin

when seas and mountains fall
and we come to the end of days
in the dark i hear a call
i will go there
and back again

>>213065596
This, I hate Harry Potter but I must support her
I’ll just play it in the background and not watch

Dating a woman just makes no sense
The only benefit is sex
The downsides are endless and can all irreversibly ruin your life

Can the Jews stop harming me?

>>213065567
I REALLY liked hogwarts legacy one of my favorite games in the last few years, going slytherin and just one shotting people was fun, hopefully they make another with a bigger budget because there were some parts that could have been improved (mainly no on reacts to you using the killing curse need more npc reactivity)

I will not be watching the new series though it looks bad and racewashing in either direction is bad

I support Israel!

>>213065583
bear seek seek lest

>>213065567
ill check it out same as I did rings of power and then likely drop it after the 2nd episode for the same reason

i support star and moon semites annihilating each other

>>213065467
doesnt soul memory only affect pvp in ds2? does it even have an active pvp scene?

>>213065771
Terrone isn’t gonna like this one

what makes men who go to the gym so gay? especially if they have tattoos which is a feminine trait

booting up red orchestra darkest hour mod

>>213065771
This tbqh, thirdies should be allowed to bomb the shit out of each other all they want, the only time we should intervene is if they get nukes or if one of them gets big enough it starts to be a threat to civilized countries, in either of those cases we should wipe that particular country off the face of the map and let others occupy their land to start the process over again

saying "both muslims and jews" are bad is hasbara propaganda

>>213066094
Muzzies = all bad
Israeli government = bad
Your average Jew on the street however = totally normal guy

>>213066094
All Muslims are bad simple as

Can I cold call you

>>213063211
oh sweet it got translated

>>213066188
>Your average Jew on the street however = totally normal guy
Not true, jews act different from white people, its a cultural issue

>>213066219
Can I cold cock you

Virginia Woolf has some pretty good books despite being a les.

Imagine a world without any Afro-Asiatic peoplegroups…………..

>>213066188
>Your average Jew on the street however = totally normal guy
Lolno

>>213066235
No

The world would be a better place without Muslims
This is an objective FACT

>>213066301
it would also be a better place without a parasitic (((internationalist))) ruling class hell bent on liquidating countries in the name of profit

>>213066338
Never denied that, just stated that Muslims make the world a worse place

Do volunteer orgs like habitat for humanity keep logs of their volunteers? Can I lie without impunity about volunteering for them? My resume is shit

>>213066475
Yes, they also run background checks

>>213066475
>without impunity
Go back to school nog.

>>213066475
>Do volunteer orgs like habitat for humanity keep logs of their volunteers?
Yes
>My resume is shit
Then lie about your resume, find a job you actually had and slap a higher title on it, ie if you ever had an office job claim you were a middle manager (do not claim to be something obviously a lie like a executive just say you were an associate manager or something) don't claim anything that actually needs technical skills to back it up, most places will not follow up with your previous employers if they're hard assed enough to actually follow up they're probably not worth working for anyway

>>213066338
Gonna do something about it?

>>213066863
im going to do nothing

>>213066900
Then nothing will change

I’m gonna eat some leftover ‘izza for lunch

girls of the asian variety

I read Child of God by Cormac McCarthy. White people crazy fo real.

Ordered slop.

BIG OL’ STACKA FLAPJACKS

this thread smelling very brown right now

>>213062831 (OP)
Those are actually good, but the beer ruins the taste. You're better off drinking them separately

>>213066931
Jomon cuties

>>213066931
Disgusting.

Blue Lives Matter

White Pride Worldwide

Doo
Doo
Hahahahahhahaha

These colours don't run.

dubs and I sin today

>>213067173
what sin

Have you tried being wise as serpents and harmless as doves

Rate my prospective DS2 build.

>>213067190
He’s gonna eat shellfish and wear mixed fabrics (he’s Jewish)

>>213067219
i dont know i always put everything into strength

>>213066946
White people really do be crazy (I'm white).

The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked. Who can know it?

i cheat in singleplayer games. anyone else

semen

i cant stand the visual noise of modern games thats why i love old games

RUSSELL will be handling my food today :)

>>213067222
trips so this must be true

>>213067283
no, always hardest difficulty and with self imposed challenges

I just broke my french press

>>213067305
golden rule goat

I would appreciate an audience while I perform the popular dance commonly known as "The Nay Nay".

Thank you in advance.

>>213067302
how old are you?

>>213067320
Is that like a weight room machine but French?

>>213067302
I'm a graphics whore, I only play games with the bestest graphics

Life is a video game

>>213067351
It's the best way of making coffee
You may call it a cafetière

GTA ruined video games and it's not spoken about enough

fingering my foreskin then taking a sniff and it smells like green olive brine

>>213067418
GTA V did

weights are so expensive, kind of need to be mega rich to have a home gym

The $5 footlong promotion at subway caused a chain reaction that ruined our country, unironically

>>213067342
24

>>213067433
yo can a bro have a cool sample?

>>213067413
I have that exact press, it's great. Only complaint is the chrome lid has a plastic piece inside that water gets into, kind of hard to disassemble for cleaning.

I ignore women

Connecticut

>>213067508
I just ordered this one as a replacement

Nice

>>213067510
I'm still trying to make it work but when AI gets good enough (no, Ani is not good enough. LLMs are very stupid) I'm 100% checking out of the humiliation ritual that is modern dating. So tired of getting ghosted and rejected

where are the mexicans?

>>213067627
im here

>>213067627
in mexico?

>>213064038
It must be like Resident Evil every day for cops working in areas dense in urban youth.

>>213067627
Probably having sex.

>>213067418
They were ruined before that if anything it was a combination of mobile games + moving away from the expansion model to live service model, which is partially the players fault, used to you bought a game and played it then you were done, if it sold really well you might get an expansion but that was it, now players have a meltdown if a game doesn't get free updates and new content for at least 2-3 years after and those updates are usually financed by microtransactions, if mindless consumers could just not constantly pay for microtransactions and move on from games instead of clinging to shit that hasn't been updated in years like manchildren things would be better

>>213064266
Women are saying the quiet part out loud now.

>>213067627
In /mex/, but most posters are at work right now because neetdom is much rarer for normal folk in mexico

Canadian anons I keep getting suggested videos on Youtube about 2 Canadian provinces moving towards unironic separation with growing support. Is this actually a thing or is it a giant nothingburger?

Cafe au lait

>>213067736
are you implying im not normal?

>>213067744
2 more weeks

>>213065414
I still do but it's in-person meeting only. No dating sites, no online anything.

>>213067781
You are unique and special

I want to be unique and special too

>>213067856
being finnish is unique and special there is only 7 million of you

>>213067728
Trvke

Muslims can be saved.

Hello mudda
Hello fadda

>>213067590
looks a little easier to clean, i'd just be worried about the plastic snapping unless it's really bendy

>>213067744
The current Alberta government have no intention of doing so despite some hand waving courtesy gestures made to the separatist contingent. However, they are slowly working on some stuff intended to decrease federal power over provincial business. I am not confident they will successfully follow through on any of it. For instance, they want to kick out the federal police and replace them with a provincial force. This is a smaller thing than it sounds as the RCMP are complaining they are too thinly stretched in rural Alberta anyway.

I smoke dope with the pope

Hi

>>213067828
which means im not normal

>>213067627
deported

thinking of letting some jizzum out of my penis

>>213068195
Hunter Biden wyd here

>>213068024
What city are you from

Why am I bald

Niggas don’t even know who Jan van Eyck was

>>213068314
have you tried getting a scalp massage with my semen?

When did the US became completly irrelevant?
https://youtu.be/r40gv3Y7FdA?si=4WxLQDN0MW-0yVjI

when i was a teenager all german girls wanted to become an "au pair" in the US meaning living in a basement for 200 dollars per month and get raped by the step dad

Now german girls rather go fucking India or North Africa or Australia and become some travel van roasties...

Why did the US culture felt off so hard till the 2000´s?

>>213068195
I smoke crack in Iraq

>>213068360
I need your moms pussy juice instead

>>213068380
>Now german girls rather go fucking India or North Africa
They want to return to their homeland

not having to deal with women is kind of chill

British niggas pronounce Ibiza “Ibitha”

>>213062831 (OP)
>HEY PAJEET

>>213068463
Trvke

>>213068380
Traditional media such as movies and TV is dead social media replaced it and now anyone can have a stake in it

counter strike would go hard if they took anti cheat seriously but that requires effort and we all know valve aint doing shit but collecting paychecks

>>213068687
Counter strike peaked at Source csgo was fucking soulless and you get banned for using custom skins

Well I know I know that love ain’t real but I can’t deny the way I feel

im back

Just had unprotected sex and cummed inside with the goal of procreation

>>213068870
Unprotected sex with your right hand and cummed inside your sock?

>>213068870
You and the gf are having a little foot kraut?

>>213068920
Maybe! Hopefully?
Accidentally cummed inside a china girl during condomed sex like 13 years ago and she got pregnant lol luckily she aborted….damn imagine I had a 13 year old son tf

reminder that fk is a 42 year old virgin who lives with his parents and he has never had sex and is seeking attention

ate so much chicken

>>213069021
Lava chicken?

>>213069020
i hope my mom is still alive by the time i'm 42

>>213068989
Rip your half Asian baby

Your name is poopini

>>213069066
She even took a Polaroid with the abortion doctor and put it in her diary
I feel so bad about it because I was on vacation when she told me and couldn’t just come home so she did it all by herself.

>>213069135
We're you afraid of having a half Asian son?

>>213069194
There was never really any fear because the announcement of her pregnancy came with the announcement of an abortion lol she was quick with it
Couldn’t lose face in front of her family like that (she was exchange fob)

>>213062831 (OP)
guys, please keep this thread alive, we're sleeping
>>213060701
>>213060701

>>213069245
No fuck off

>>213069245
Are there cute thai ladboys there who would become my ladyboy wife?

my dick is way too oily

I get it now, people who say they "hate summer" are just fat.

>>213069412
More like the flandemic

>>213069412
i hate summer because of the heat and it makes my boobs sweaty

>>213069454
Moobs*

>>213069412
canadians don't have real heat so this is true but in other parts of the world where it gets above 100 hating summer is a legitimate opinion

Literally the coldest July in my city's history

How are car air fresheners a thing? They just smell like stuffy, headache inducing chemicals

just punished my tallywhacker

>>213069515
Same lol maybe not literally but I live in California desert and it's been barely breaking 90 all week

made some dinner rolls gonna have baked ziti for dinner with them

>>213069504
uhm ackshully CHUD it's gonna be 95F feels like 104F tomorrow

>>213069515
Calgary? This sucks. I presented my landlord with a list of four different broken window seals and leaks identified during all the rain.

Having eggy farts

>>213069485
same thing

all this oat do be making my shits extra soft and rancid but it do be way easier to shit

>>213069576
Yea

the beatles is massively over rated

Mad how insanely rare an earth like planet is, the ones we found probably can't support life because of small differences in solar radiation it receives

>>213069725
Fake

>>213069725
because it's G*d

Paid an ewhore I'm obsessed with $100 for a sph/joi video, she was very sweet about it too, she kept reassuring me it's okay to be in to things like that and saying I'm cute when we were setting up the initial details, I really wanna ask if she'd do a live session sometime...

Aw shit, Hitlers back from the dead again

I hate myself for being a white colonizer

>>213069765
Of course she reassured your dumbass, she's getting money from you. I don't so I'll tell you the truth: You're fucked in the head and bad with money

i hate myself for being a black ass bad bitch

whats really crazy is video media, i can watch this shit from the 80s exactly the way it was like a time machine

>>213069765
i fucked her

>>213069694
They were revolutionary songwriters, you think they're overrated because so many other bands have copied them over the years
It's the "Seinfeld isn't funny" trope

>>213069605
Looking at the historical data here, temp has barely got over 20 C since the 13th.

>>213069725
I don't believe astronomers at all, we're behind in every other area of science but somehow these faggots are claiming they can point a telescope at a planet 100 million light years away and tell you the exact makeup of the planets atmosphere? its all just made up and they keep you believing it by steeping it in academic terms your average person is too afraid to question in case they get called out as dumb

True

what does putting your pecker in a vagina feel like

>>213069841
Seinfeld isn't funny and no one good has copied it

>>213069820
Yes but she's a nice girl still she's very gentle and her twitter posts are cute
>>213069836
Did you record it? She hasn't recorded with another guy in a long time and I need my cuck fix

>>213069765
at least i'm not you

>>213069879
>ass kiss managers during the interview
>hate them when youre hired

>>213069765
I bought my goddess an iPhone 16 in hot pink

>>213069944
I’ve never had a job idk why I posted that

>>213069960
is dacutie your goddess?

back to the roots sort of day listening to metal

>>213069864
Yea they use specometry and scientific inference, because all those elements and chemical compounds exist on earth.

>>213069879
Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't do or teach, work in management.

>>213069986
No she’s not particularly attractive to me tbhonné

>>213070037
>she’s not particularly attractive to me
WHAT THE HELLY

>>213069765
i love sph joi too

>>213070037
I like trashy pawgs

>>213069412
i love summer and im a fatty

>>213069880
Fits like a glove every time
It's like returning home

being a neetcel shut in seems like heaven compared to some of you niggas

>>213070077
>>213070054
I mean I would sex her but that’s about it I GUESS

not a fan of joi cei (cum eating instructions)

>>213070103
would you worship her feet?

>>213069879
When I used to work IT there were like 3-4 managers in charge of our knowledge base/procedures handbook and they would purposely leave shit out or put in wrong directions just so they had something to correct the new hires on and write them up for, I remember first time I came across it, there was an app that wasn't working and in the handbook it said "DO NOT UNINSTALL AND REINSTALL THE APP OR RUN APPFIX.EXE THAT IS PUBLICLY AVAILABLE IN THE TOOLS FOLDER IT WILL BREAK IT AND YOU WILL BE WRITTEN UP!" in bold as well, so after fucking around forever I ask how to fix the thing because I'm at a dead end and the fucking mangers all at once tell me "oh yeah reinstall the run the fix" I ask why this isn't documented and they just say there's no reason to update it you'll learn if you stay with the company long enough, meanwhile the guy I'm helping is pissed and throwing a fit because I wasted an hour of both our time for a fix that took less than five minutes

>>213070127
If they’re nice then obviously YES

>>213062831 (OP)
Just arrived in Canada. I can post here now.

>>213070103
I would let her max out my credit cards online shopping while she uses my face as a chair

my under boobs gets so sweaty in the summer

>>213070155
Sounds hot

The USA need to do something about the Somali problem

Why would anyone want to live on a flat earth with light bulbs in the sky for stars

>>213070238
They keep fucking our women

going back on red orchestra

i wish joi was more popular

>>213063841
this

>>213070271
damn nigga i remember playing that, isn't there RO2 at this point?

This bro

>>213070180
You should get yourself a dedicated underboob licker

Use this for the new

>>213070338
>>213070338
New