y-you seriously don't really think we act like this, right?? You guys like us, right? :(

>>213069931 (OP)
you're so quirky

>>213069931 (OP)
*whispers*
*as a german*

>>213069931 (OP)
you don't act like this IN GERMANY

>>213069931 (OP)
I do find the tendency to be cute.

i mean germans do love their bread, it's a culture shock but they have artisanal bread everyday

In all parts except physical, i am german

>>213069931 (OP)
They really are like that it's pretty amusing but can be annoying sometimes

>>213069931 (OP)
I used to hate those faggots that watch shit like "American reacts to [German thing]" but seeing how much seethe this created in non-Aryan thirdies makes me think it's based.

>>213070291
germans are swarthy easterners

>>213069931 (OP)
>as a germ-
*BAM*
hate those fucking freaks, maybe try having a functioning train system and non-stagnant economy before you comment on other people's shit, cunts

STFU

>>213069931 (OP)
Once you notice this it's hard to un-notice it. Random comments on the internet that have nothing to do with Germany will have some dumbass fucking German saying "greetings from germany" or someshit. I want to punch them in the face so bad.

>>213071636
TIL that Americans apparently have to buy when going to the hospital. I thought it was normal for healthcare to be free in other countries too. Oh well.

>>213069931 (OP)
I'm not reading a fucking reddit post, but yeah I don't like germans.

>>213069931 (OP)
It do be like that.

>>213069931 (OP)
>Like, why would an average national even be aware of parameters of language fluidity meant for foreigners?
kek

>>213071726
>um did you know we don't do that IN GERMANY

>>213069931 (OP)
All the good germans moved to the new world and got ANGLO'd sexually, culturally and politically.

>>213069931 (OP)
Man... imagine being the seething Redditor who got THAT mad about Germans liking their own culture.

>>213069931 (OP)
>redscarepod

>>213069931 (OP)
This is very accurate. You do act like this, I love some Germans (my best friend is Austrian) and despise others. Brits are extremely similar to Germans, save for a chaotic streak of loving fairness deriving from rules but of hating those who love rules or unfair rules.

>>213070291
>"American reacts to [German thing]"
if it's stuff like Werner Beinhart movies, they NEVER bother getting (properly) translated subtitles. they just stare at the animation and chuckle at the antics, missing so much of it.

>>213071576
go back to making stroopwafels, Piet
>>213071636
>Once you notice
oy vey stop noticing!
>>213072295
that fuck is a boomer fuck. they suck at english, they never improve, they shoehorn german words into everything.

>>213069931 (OP)
About 5 minutes ago I saw a German on shitter replying to something that had absolutely nothing to do with Germany with "as a German...."
Please stop

>>213069931 (OP)
Yeah but Japs do it too and nobody gives a shit so who cares?

Based german pride