Thread 213079599

i look like this edish

previous >>213076994

sup

Would have preferred the Mileena edition

>>213079618
welcome to the great white north, eh bud?

About 12,000 calories today
Bulking season starts now

>>213079618
ich kenne dich??????????????

>>213079629
what the fuck

>>213079621
SEETHING obsessed faggot

>>213079621
Milena Velba?

>>213079645
jesus fucking christ, not you

>>213079618
Hello, Silesian anon!

>>213079643
>12,000 calories today
How is this even possible?

>>213079618
hello

>>213079668
where were you?????????

>>213079652
Corrr! You reckon she shits with that arse?

>>213079647
Oooh, we always welcome travelers with a hearty serving of boiled beef, cabbage and potatoes, don't we, Gordon? Oh, you betcha!

>>213079670
how do you know i am silesian
>>213079685
in dixie, what are you doin in Brazil

>>213079694
summer vacation

>>213079645
wir suchen dich

>>213079686
Negatory, girls don't poop.

i got a RUMBLEY in my TUMBLEY

>>213079694
>dixie
but I never saw it on the catalog ever again were you posting elsewhere that wasn't this forum???????????

>>213079694
I used to post in /icy/ last year and there aren't many Czech flags on /int/.

The ghost is talking about chicken nuggies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmDvpbiO_J8

>>213079728
sexxx mit blonde frau

>>213079723
we have Signal /dixie/ group with no jannies
>>213079728
Now I'm wondering which German you are

Anons I have decided I’m going to kill myself. This foot tingling is simply too snoozing

>>213079652
is that a kriss vector? nice.

>>213079652
Die for israhell goy

>>213079742
Ah alright! Conway banned me from it!

lead paint sure is tasty

>>213079757
Well, that was probably no surprise, given the circumstances.
Have you started talking to women?

My phone's battery getting under 70% makes me anxious.

>>213079763
for me its jalepeno

What is it with the internet and it seemingly casting a spell on people to share the most embarrassing details about your life without any anonymity

>>213079780
Phonebergs battery lasts like 40 minutes these days. That's what happens when you get an itoddler device that intentionally fucks up their old phones

>>213079779
Yes. I've made strides on talking to girls. Next semester I'm enrolled in a retail symposium, a nutrition class and a mathy econ class and these classes generally have a lot of girls. I went to a retail club and talked to girls.

>>213079795
average person has always been dumb. internet just increases the visibility of the dumbest.

>>213079804
Hnnnngggg

This nigga is gonna kill himself because his foot is asleep

>>213079779
sexxx mit blonde frau

>>213079807
it was about time, good

>>213079795
you see, 20 - 30 ago things were quite different and randos used to post the most graphic and depraved death threats, mostly. If you ask this oldfag then it was the net 2.0 that truly civilized Man.

>>213079826
do you have a frau????????

>>213079755
I would bury my face in her asshole ngl

>>213079826
Are you a pretty boy?

>>213079804
Would.

>>213079839
yep
>>213079843
nope

>>213079804
9/10 tits 6/10 face

>>213079804
just get a new battery

>>213079846
really? you would have sex with a very attractive woman?
gosh. oh wow.
that is quite surprising to me.
why would you say such a thing?

>>213079853
are you just a plain mean ol' sonofabitch?

>>213079878
maybe

>>213079861
she has bedroom eyes you're a QUEER

>>213079853
how do i stop being an incel? i try to connect with the kids in class but they're glued to their phones on tiktok and instagram all day and i don't have the rizz. i just want eine blonde mädchein freudin this semester meine kamerad, so what do i do how did you talk to frau did you simply cold approach frau????? Danke brüdi

>>213079653
Not seething as much as the people who hate her

Will demonstrate soon dw

>>213079904
not again, please and thank you

>>213079877
I'm stunning and brave like that. Saying based things all the time.

>>213079853
Ist sie die blonde Frau, die du kanntest? Frau?

>>213079670
>How is this even possible?
I had a bit breakfast and a jar of banana pudding moonshine at work then a light snack and soem lunch, then 8 pints of chocolate oatmeal stout with my dinner and a nice icrecream sunday for dessert
Lots of coffees too. Light and sweet like the missus hoho

>>213079736
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752613977732618.webm

>>213079919
ok what did you do today?

Worst thing the white man ever did was invent the stereo. Brown people love blasting their annoying music.

>>213079763
for me its

OK, it was great, see you again in a few months.

I must admit that the USA produces some extremely good television. Watching Forensic Files on YT and it’s like someone saw the trucrime genre today and travelled back to 1996 to capitalize on it.

>>213079955
Or coon tunes as I've taken to calling them

>>213079970
Is that the one with the guy with the sing songy voice that always makes weird jokes like "these teens were texting lol... now they're texting rip" or is that Dateline?

The worst thing the white man ever did was create industrial society

>>213079970
I love watching American TV when I'm in the States
Even their commercials are fascinating

die tscheche mann ist töt

AC is set to 76 and I'm sweating like fuck man

The worst thing the white man ever did was let the third world into our countries.

If reincarnation was real I’d be so tempted to just kill myself and just reroll the dice

>>213080020
What did fuck man do to get so sweaty?

>>213079780
I get very upset when i see a phone screencap with the battery at 4%. That is two days worth of failing to charge. Reckless negligence.

>>213080020
you are weak
your bloodline is weak
and you will not survive the summer

>>213080031
he fucked a girl?

>>213080030
You'd fuck up your roll so bad by doing that

>>213080030
Yeah but then you would get reincarnizzled as a nigger or slug or something ):

>>213080017
*der tschechische mann

>>213079970
I love watching Canada's worst driver on youtube

>>213080053
danke brüdi, meine deutsch ist nicht gut und ich lerne es immer noch, danke brüdi

>>213079947
What is the topic of his podcast

>>213080057
Forgot how good that show was

Just stopping by to let you all know that it's over

>>213080096
The end hasn't even begun to have started yet

>>213080035
That's like a few hours of heavy phone usage, in my case.

>>213080096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMLHPnxkOwA&ab_channel=LoverboyVEVO

Is a man wanting to be femdommed a turn off for women?

I hate myself

> and and and
> like like like
> i...uh...i...uh
SHUT UP YOU STUTTERING ILLITERATE FUCK

>>213080096
Even though the Donnie dream might be over, the security forces of the US are no fools. They are well aware that if an actual right-wing coup were to take place in the US, that would likely trigger a nuclear exchange between America on one side and Russia and China on the other.

This summer might be your last.

I'm sorry

>>213080130
Not my problem
I don't care who the president is anymore

If this post end in any number other than zero I'm gonna drink my whiskey.

>>213080096
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-Jm3Tq_q4yU

>>213080118
yes. no woman is into that and she will lose respecr for you

get a deepfake of your dad saying something nice about you :)

>>213079780
my phone died while i was trying to drive somewhere i didnt know the way to and i couldnt use maps i was so fucking scared i cant navigate for shit

>>213080090
It would be nothing but Indians if they brought it back

Cunnilingus.

>>213080182
Hell yeah

>>213080131
I FEEL LIKE DYNAMITE I FEEL LIKE DYING TONIGHT

>>213080166
couldnt even find my way back home to charge my phone btw saw a library and was gonna stop there to see if they miraculously had any phone chargers but they were closed for the day i was about to stop and ask a random black guy on his phone at the bus stop if he could give me directions until i started praying to god begging for help then mere moments later i saw a sign i recognized praise god

>>213080200
draw a Moonman for the next exam and warn students they better have the final solution for the test.

>>213080200
I can't tell if that's my uni or if every uni has that same generic carpet

i smelled his vagina on the first date

>>213079599 (OP)
>>213079653
emmy

What Would Donald Fagen Do?

Gonna go to bed early tonight bros
I hope either the feeling in my leg goes away or I die

WHY DID YOU MOLEST HER BUT NOT ME
WAS I NOT CUTE ENOUGH??
WAS I NOT CUTE ENOUGH DADDY?????
WAS I NOT CUTE ENOUGH

I can say Heil Hitler and niggers.

I want a gf that does onlyfans with black guys tbqh

a canadian jeet kill his daughter near me this week

i know it'll make me sleepy but i really want to goon before dinner

The Jews are making me eat cheese tortellini even though it probably contains sneed oils

*pan to Hitler* Ach, mein negger! Was ist ab?

>>213080188
Based "Locust Laced" fan! Top 10 Sleigh Bells song imo, possibly Top 5.

I am a magician and a fortune teller, Polish anon will post in a moment.

should i pinch my nipples with a bag clip?

>>213080341
yes

>>213080349
im afraid of damaging my nips

absolutely abysmal thread tonight

I'm Chinese. I will always be Chinese. Oh God

>>213080361
>pic
Grim, let me guess, a nigger?

The Trump criminal charges. What eva happened dere?

>>213080381
That thing kicked ass.

>>213080380
Ungabunga is going to jail now.

>>213080367
>mfw a Han Chinese person calls me a colonizer

>>213080361
>Los moyos por favor

>>213080389
Shut up, taco.

>>213080334
ayo, dawg, ja pierdole what it is, nigga

>>213080387
It's about time. It was a fun run, though. I wish I could caught more of those Xitter editorials. He's an American original. That movie with Romanian Luke Skywalker was fyah too.

if we're not supposed to care about epstein or gaza then what are we supposed to care about

>>213080387
Lula did 20 years in the can, not a peep. Now Biden admins who knows

>>213080367
Your flag says differently, Chang.

sick of living in the chink part of my city and none of these fuckers speak english. Youre like 97 years old, you should at least know some basic fucking english and not expect everyone to move haven and earth or get an interpreter jsut so you can hold up lines or buses because youre fucking insect people

>I am a magician and a fortune teller, Polish anon will post in a moment.
>>213080408
>ja pierdole

as predicted

>>213080413
Getting married, having a child, and supporting your family, shit-for-brains

>>213080413
How our governments keep overspending and fucking our futures with that and how they keep taking our freedoms.

>>213080367
>Herro I am DA China peppoo praise Lold XI

I've noticed that there is an inverse relationship between how much effort I put into a post and how many replies I get. If a post takes me more than 5 minutes it's only gonna get like 3 replies.

*unemployed 26 year old white guy voice*
Maybe I should move to Austin and try stand-up comedy

>>213080454
This but LA

I can’t help but see women as leeches. As succubus.

They look good so we want them but they make us jump through god knows how many hoops just FOR THE CHANCE to be with them.

Then once you have them. You’re providing for them. Protecting them. Risking your life for them. Risking your finances for them. Your livelihood.
You do basically everything for them.
You work to get them then you work to keep them.

For what?
Some pussy?

I can’t help be see this as a pointless venture.

I don’t understand why any man would genuinely want to get married and risk losing half your shit in a divorce the moment the wedding is over.

How do you stop thinking like this?
Is it even a good idea to stop thinking like this?

>>213080454
Do people still do stand-up? I feel like every comedian has some kind of vaguely political podcast now

>>213080422
I used to live in Alhambra, CA
Aka Beijing , CA. I was a bouncer at a karaoke bar. So many people didn't speak English and you can go entire blocks without seeing any signs in English

>>213080454
*cranked up 40 year oold bubba voice*
I should rape this fucking shitty comic

>>213080431
shovel your vicuals into the mouth of moloch, too much is not enough, greed is good, let burn the fires of industry, consuming the world and man and all the things of this wicked world in the quest for convenience

>>213080389
i get what they're saying and all but the guys in the balaclavas and head scarves would cut off my head with a dull knife while pointing to the sky and singing about Mohammad so idk...i feel like i shouldn't really support either of them

>>213080413
That the Bills DID get that first down in the AFC championship game

Spätzli and schnitzel for dinner

>>213080476
ah so

starting to have second thoughts about the shoe i ordered

stop paying attention to what the government is doing, mind your own fucking business

I was born in Hua-Xinshou province in the small town of Shizhouriqi, population 8 million

>>213080489
>Spaetzli
fuck off, bucks, it's Spaetzle

Who is the next trade deal with?

>>213080481
>shovel your vicuals into the mouth
if you are an ESL and you know how to pronounce victuals, than I applaud you

>>213080506
Nigger

>>213080508
Not Canada, because we elected a retard.

>>213080512
Paulie have been wacked......OFF BY VITO

damn lazy millenials

>>213080515
What if we rounded up all /cum/ posters into Buchenwald and suffocated them on fat tranny farts.

>>213080526
Should have*

>>213080514
of course I do, I've been speaking English for 30 years and had contact with EFL's as a kid

seething was inevitable
>>213080537
That sounds like a plan worthy of the great H.

sisterberg told me not to order this shirt should i listen to her?

>>213080535
Expected redditor post. I would told that retard to leave too

When you think about the logistics of China it's insane. I mean , how do you feed over a billion people?
I mean they're tiny people and I guess they can subsist off of rice but where do you grow rice for over a billion people? No wonder they eat bats and fucking baby birds and shit

>>213080552
you gonna let a WOMAN tell you what to do?

>>213080552
You're gay

>>213080556
Ok but I'd suck off the guy on the right and that's all that matters to me /thread btfo.jpeg

>>213080558
>>213080573
>>213080557
Are you typing out your intrusive thoughts today

>>213080558
maybe
>>213080569
what makes you say that

>>213080557
>How do you feed people with an abundant amount of resources

I dont have "intrusive thoughts " I'm not a fucking chimp
>>213080589
two Americans in another thread

I live in Richmond BC I am surrounded by chinks every day of my goddamned life

>>213080557
that's the easiest part of running a country. Indonesia is the fourth biggest country in the world by just eating rice and multiplying endlessly

>>213080557
The thing about China is that they hardly need the rest of the world. They're very self-sufficient, and they mostly exist within their own cultural bubble. Very little global soft power for a country of its size

Duels with guns were fucking stupid. A sword? Yeah ok but they should honestly just throw hands

Pole, I fucking now you are lurking here!!!!

I have 3 brothers. Wonder what it would be like if I had a sister

>>213080611
czeched

why do people think trade is a one way street.

The exporter depends on trade just as much as the importer. If trade ceases, the importer doesn't have as much shit, but the exporter doesn't have a job

>>213080602
People forget that Hong Kong was an Asian culture powerhouse until China took over

Please help me I am fucking Indian

>>213080596
better than jeetronto

>>213080605
>LA! *turns to his secondaries* LA!

>>213080613
You probably would've tried on her underwear and dresses and come out as trans a few years sooner than you did

>>213080602
Bullshit. They have enormous energy concerns and mineral needs. Plus they depend on the money they get from selling cheap plastic shit

>>213080625
Go back to jeetland.

>>213080625
*Spits on you*

>>213080625
I'm sorry but.. I'm afraid it's terminal

Tomorrow is a full moon

moving from Taiwan to China would be like moving from Canada to Mexico in terms of the drop in standard of living

>>213080646
what about the sovl level

>>213080646
More like Switzerland to Nigeria

>>213080613
I have 3 older sisters. I would have killed for brothers sisters are absofuckingloutely useless

>>213080646
Shanghai looks clean and nice

>>213080625
You need to buy some floral print clothes and pretend to be some kind of pacific islander
We can't cure your condition, but we can manage some of its symptoms

just got a turquoise alert

Who wants to join my motorcycle club? There are no dues, but you have to call me "Snake"

The first time I realized I was living in this world
I was probably looking at the sky

>>213080681
what kind of motorcycle club

>>213080681
I don't ride motorcycles because I value my life too much

>>213080681
u got a pussy in that thing?

>>213080681
that's gay. I'm gonna call you Faggot and run over your fingers so you can't post here anymore

>>213080681
I thought bikers generically called their superiors 'bubba'

>>213080628
Oh God. Jeets may be malevolent and stupid, but chinks are really really fucking stupid. I'm not sure if it's a fair tradeoff lol.

>>213080681
I get to be "fox"

May have been clouds
Or sun
I don't recall
I was young

I want 3 beers

>>213080625
Are you dark or light skinned? And do you have that weird butter mouth accent?

Mindy Kalings brother Blackmaxxed to get into college

>>213080685
I've been to your country twice
BIG fan of Bohemia

why tf did that post do numbers

love when toil keeps sending me things in my work email and the login info I use never works unless Im specifically on a desktop at work

>>213080691
>1488 words so far
Nice.

>>213080681
Only if everyone calls me “shades”

>>213080704
>I've been to your country twice
why
>BIG fan of Bohemia
Bohemia is gay, only Silesia is non-gay

i know "bohemian" comes from gypsies who came to western europe from bohemia, but i'd say czechia is a fairly bohemian country anyways

>>213080699
Dawn's breaking everywhere
Light the candle, curse the glare
Draw the curtains, I don't care
Cause it's alright

>>213080688
We take out Payday Loans to buy drugs and sell the drugs to pay off the loans

I call the nickname "Shotgun"

>>213080702
WHAT

>>213080722
4 beers!

ok who are we calling "big hoss" tho

>>213080698
>>213080712
>>213080721

Cool, we got Snake, Fox, Shotgun and Shades

>>213080729
WHAT

we're all gonna wear leather jackets with a big /cum/ patch sewn on the back

I'd rather go by Big Reb

>>213080730
The stereotypical fat nigga we have

>>213080716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVG8Batu-Ac
>>213080715
not sure
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemia#Etymology

>>213080743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF29LRqwjXA

>>213080714
>why
First time because I heard it was pretty and wanted to check it out, second time because I loved it so much that I wanted to go back.
I've been all over Prague, and to Cesky Krumlov and the Sedlec Ossuaty + Kutna Hora
Bohemia is beautiful

>>213080749
welcome to the funhouse Big Reb. Snake holds the keys to the yard around here. You treat him with respect

I used to have the nickname Grease, so I guess I'll go by that

>>213080738
5 beers!

>>213080743
Hell yeah brother

>>213080719
Sounds like the freaking US economy!

I'm gon buy a Hells Angels vest from eBay and wear it around town to see how long it takes till I get murked.

dating requires you to dupe somebody long enough that they begin to like you before they find out how you really are. gotta slowly feather in your bad habits

>>213080770
WHAT

>>213080753
STOMP! CLAP! HEY!

>>213080763
>I've been all over Prague
very gay
>and to Cesky Krumlov and the Sedlec Ossuaty + Kutna Hora
OK

>>213080767
Fish has heart

>>213080743
I'm riding a Norton guys

Snake
Fox
Shotgun
Shades
Big Reb
Grease
We'll find a guy to call Big Hoss
It's all coming together

Look at the picture I took yesterday

Emma Stone? Talentless

>>213080795
ur ass gon be sore by the time we drive all the way to Sturgis, buddy

emma watson? my wife

quiet down i'm trying to watch movies on my phone

>>213080789
whats your favorite czech beer? mine is plzeňský prazdroj

>>213080800
joos looks like un bunch of paisanos, cabron

>>213080795
what color is your ducatti?

>>213079599 (OP)
Why is it that most people I know who hate new York are literally fat retards from red states? I mean NYC is still a shit hole but it's a fun kind of shithole

Why am I going chatgpt a lot?

>>213080800
That looks like one of the buildings in the Mexican level of Super Mario Odyssey

>>213080803
When she doesn't have short hair, she's sexxo.

If, at some point in your life, you should come across anything better than justice, prudence, self-control, courage — than a mind satisfied that it has succeeded in enabling you to act rationally, and satisfied to accept what’s beyond its control — if you find anything better than that, embrace it without reservations — it must be an extraordinary thing indeed — and enjoy it to the full.

Idea: 20 y/o prime Emma Watson but with a nice pair of C-cups.

Make sure you guys' credit is good, we all have to take out payday loans to buy drugs, there are no free rides.

>>213080815
radegast (same holding)

>>213080818
you cna't ride a fucking ducatti wtf bro

>>213080820
Northern new york is great but the city is an expensive anus

Gonna go take a shit. If this post doesn't have at least 3 (you)s when I get back I'm gonna go ballistic

>>213080836
>radegast
like radegast the brown from lotr? the rural wizard that had a bird nest in his hair?

>>213080830
you mean life drug addiction, thievery, rape and sycophancy? I don't know anything about any of those things, no sir, front row in church!

>>213080854
1

i have chip clips on both my nipples

>>213080830
I didn't read all of that but I saw words like "justice" and " prudence" and you used em-dashes so you must be on some big brain shit fr. I fuck with you. It's good to be on that thinking type shit on god

in this household, these men are heroes. End of story.

I wish I were more coherent but tonight was one of ill omen

>>213080855
almost,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radegast_(god)

>>213080854
2

>>213080845
I mean yeah NYC is a expensive anus but I can't name a place on earth were I seen someone dress as spider man beat up a guy dress as Elmo

do i even try

she’s really fucking hot

>>213080872
Did a black cat run across your path?

>>213080861
Chip clips are like a gateway drug
Pretty soon you'll be using welding electrode clamps and harder things...

>>213080817
Don't mock my region and the people in it, please.

>>213080878
Did you vote for Trump?

Why waste your time?
You know you're gonna be mine

You know you're gonna be mine


You know you're gonna be mine

>>213080817
please don't butcher the spanish language

>>213080834
for me, its emma being happy to be on a date with me

>>213080890
no but im a chud

Clairo's got nipple piercings.

>>213080885
i took them off they hurt

I'm an aleph male. It's like an alpha male but jewish

Hey Mexico, me and Canada have been talking and... Yeah, it's not working out, we're booting you from North America

>>213080882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PabxhKTkE0U
twas naught if weren't a black shuck, I swear it!

>>213080800
I took this picture

>>213080845
>the bronx is great
LMAO

>>213080928
BOOGIE DOWN

LES is the most interesting place in the country

>>213080800
mexicans really look at this shit heap building and say mucho bueno o algo

>>213080918
About time. I'm sure Mexico wont take the eviction too hard.

>>213080944
You just know she went home and looked at that picture of Emma's ass while rubbing herself rotten

>>213080918
Nice try Diddy

>>213080949
To be a fly on the wall

>>213080944
Why do Thirdie countries paint their buildings in all these gaudy colors? Uniformity of hue would go a long way towards your city not looking shitty.

And pick up some fucking trash for chrissakes, clean some shit up. Have some civic pride

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv5_GMzX2vQ&list=LL&index=35
th damned critter got airborne too, twas the damndest thing!

>>213080967
There are no dominant women who get off on shit like this. It would be nice if there were but women are submissive and useless and want to be controlled, they're shit controllers

>>213080964
shit opinion

>>213080988
just get your balls on the table bro

>>213080988
How have you never met a controlling cunt?

>>213081002
bri'ish rose she is

>>213081015
>>213081015
>>213081015

>>213080625
the raped