Thread 213079900

A thread for high status alpha males.

>rolex
>vauxhall
baffling

No ice on my wrist

Is Birmingham still a bad place nowadays? I heard it was in the 60s.

>>213079900 (OP)
I feel like his arm hair will get caught in the watch band and it will be painful :\

should I learn Hindi?

maybe white collar

>>213079900 (OP)
Hello. Checking in with my timepiece.

So will he get sacked by LBC?
They sacked a pajeeta presenter last year for being unfriendly in an interview with a IDF spokesman

>>213079900 (OP)
>>213079954
the lads

never been to /cum/ in my life
no idea what goes on there
that's a lie actually one time I went to bring mousey home

>>213079945
Yeah, he should have gotten a leather band

>>213079944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9LektRme1c

>Anon, why are you so shy?

your response?

>>213079974
I do like the look of leather bands
I like the look of metal ones too, they just make me nervous when I see them on people with arm hair

>>213079973
It’s just a bunch of chuds posting shit about black and brown people and nazi shit while Jason (their mousey but worse) posts about his gay sex fantasies and racism

>>213079964
would be hilarious but he seems untouchable to me remember when he platformed that nutcase who accused loads of people of being nonces and it turned out to be bollocks

>>213079969
me 4th row 5th column

I miss 190

>>213079981
Epic comment section

at what age should you have your career started?

>>213078778
>>213078778
>>213078778
All in here

>>213080101
um

great image that
love black kweens

i despise them i really do

>>213080127
why? :(

>>213080136
giant fucking hopping cunts that camp near my workout equipment and they hop towards you

>>213080101
What on earth is going on in there

>>213080157
melty

>>213080154
isn't it just a cricket? they're good luck

>>213080174
It’s a camel cricket which are like the demonic cousins of normal crickets

>>213080191
ohh
it doesn't look that big in the photo
do they make cute noises at least?

>>213080062
Chopin was already on a good roll at 19

>>213080197
No
Just silently sitting and waiting to attack you
Fast as lightning as well

Is the uk 4chan ban in effect? Where are all the lads

https://youtu.be/UMoa2Iw2t7Y?si=eEzn92kWdJF2PF4n

doing a watch

>>213080260
Final 24 hours now

>>213080157
dtfic melty

>>213080276
It's quite obviously Lee you newfag retard.

considering taking one of those online pua courses to learn how to talk to girls, any recs?

>>213080304
hope this is a joke

Is 4chan getting banned I’m worried sisters how can we continue to use it if it does?

>>213080392
buy vpn
buy pass

>>213080392
4chan is an American website and has no legal obligation to comply with any censorship request by any foreign government.

>>213080392
The sharty beckons

RIP bongs, I'll miss you

>>213080347
no?

>>213080459
it's a scam

>>213080428
It's basically middle fingers up and a nana-nana boo boo by 4chan to the British government. Keir Starmer and his cabal of stick-up-the-butt left wing looneys will just have to huff and whine in impotent rage.

deadlifting away at 10pm i am

>>213080443
Grim… guess will I’ll be free from this shithole on Friday

>>213080517
is balding THAT bad?

want to go for a walk as the sun begins to rise

>>213080584
they’re calling cavill a chopped khia now because his hairline turned shit

>>213080301
mong

>>213080484
ya well ur dumb (this is called negging and now you're gagging for my cock)

thinking about space again and getting scared again

how can it just exist

how can we just exist

thinking about irish cocks

>>213080647
dunno sorry

IT WAS ME AUSTIN!
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!

>>213080600
tbf his hairstyle is shit

>>213080647
forget it lad, those questions cant be answered

Fucking jeet neighbors are blasting jeet edm music and shaking the whole building

Cannot stand living anywhere near ethnics I’m so glad I own a house and am moving in this weekend. I am so fatigued by nonwhites it’s insane, I need to move to Maine so I never have to see brown skin or hear brown voices ever again

>>213080812
just tell them to lower the sound? Or are you afraid of confrontations?

>>213080399
this makes no difference
the site is under obligation to provide AV
if they are banning UK ranges instead, they are doing it for good

I'm so blackpilled about this country.

>>213080850
my country is about to disppear from this site lol

>>213080850
It's impossible to not be unless you're a stupid fucking boomer.

>>213080850
based daddy trump will sort things out

>>213080887
No he won't.

>>213080812
Why don’t you go join them?

>>213080831
Are you seriously asking if I’m afraid of fucking JEETS? Jeet men are weaker than white women, I’m already in bed and I’m not getting up and walking down 3 flights of stairs, walking across the building, and walking up 3 more flights of stairs to politely ask them to turn their music down I’m calling the police and hoping the cops shoot them

Fucking hate them so much, go back your god damn dumpster country holy fuck

>>213080946
>I’m already in bed
*tucks you in*
goodnight

workout done

>>213080931
I would NEVER willingly associate with Indians, just dirty little sycophantic status hungry rats of “people” honestly not even sure we’re the same species

Also it’s 10:30 and I have work in the morning

>>213080887
Boomers actually still believe this. It's unreal. They are not sentient rational people. They are braindead cattle.

>>213080887
VGH the commonwealth reunited...

>>213080984
fuck off

not sure if to eat leftover hotdog at 10:37 or try to tide myself til morning with smaller stuff
not got much in the pantry

>>213080992
it's happening and your head will be on a pike by the end of it

>>213081013
Die scumbag.

>>213080842
I'd be surprised if 4chan rangebans the UK
They'd most likely just ignore Ofcom, and it would be Ofcom who would restrict access
This has always been 4chan's approach with countries like Russia

waiting on this site going down
nice gemmy in the other thread

AUSTIN 3:16 SAYS I JUST PLUGGED YOUR ASS

I was joking yesterday by the way. I meant it mre when I said I am happy being alone for now (not having a gf). am drinking now but wanted to turn back, back around on that because I am still just vibing
pretty crazy I didnt get banned yesterday but i guess I am Kier Starmer

soo what time is the web site shutdown...

Sir Mouse Poster

Hello i will be the new baker once you pass the /brit/ baton

Seeing as the thread schizos and nonces will cling on by using vpn, who should i be wary of?

>>213081183
20 hours from now

>>213081195
oh OK we have time to go do things today before the big countdown. midnight tonight then

nobody wants to be friends with me because I'm a creepy weirdo

>>213081183
2 more weeks

why we active on a wednesday night

friends-making tip: (tip number first tip!!)
its easier to be outside talking to someone if you already have made connection/contact with someone on that outing :) anyone

>>213081212
you probably don't make any effort to be friends with other people

>>213081233
Mega nothing happens tonight

>>213081183
just two more weeks

this shit is getting annoying

even if you make an account you still get this crap

Just a friendly reminder
www.mirror.co.uk/tech/uk-porn-block-comes-force-14091429.amp

>>213081275
not me

I feel I am not in tune with the country

this is apparently a company that bought WH Smith

>>213081297
yeah they've keep the name of some stores though

>>213079992
why do you look like a pornstar who peaked around 2009?

yeah the ol @ charm, scald(??) smeargol, thanks. dont even have a Pokemon with charm and scald I think this shit is from wailmur

>>213081297
why would you buy whsmith, that seems like a terrible investment

>>213081333
umm sweaty you watch pr0n? ick

that's it time to sort my life out

todays smeargol: the flying-type move + random

business idea: ME (and partner), LTD. MY NAME. my business: ME and SMITHS., LTD., LLC.

todays weather (for now!) is: normal type moves boosted! get out your normal-type Pokemon guys! their power will be boosted

>>213080842
>>213081065
actually i was being retarded and presumed it would be a uk vpn range for some reason
yeah i suppose it depends on the trump admin's likelihood of actually enforcing such a ridiculous suit

>>213081423
is this a low tier horse

feel a bit sick

no smeargol then

>>213081432
kinda

>>213081423
Can’t turn her into glue

>>213081477
low tier one of the main characters

>>213081451
have some peppermint

>>213081494
huh?

>>213081507
bwuh? wuh?

my changed today and is dragon tail and scald instead of charm. I think its just wailmur giving it random fast moves and scald

did you know that Pokemon dont benefit from STAB when they go defend gyms?
apparently - also - if the Pokemon smeargol photobombs has two charged moves (like hyper beam and scald), it will go learn a random fast move. very important for some other Pokemon (or for Pokemon with/without the charged move you want)

got athletes foot again from walking barefoot in my apt. deep cleaned the br and vacuumed the carpets and im applying my meds. thankfully i wont be in this place for much longer

everyone at my works so cute

>the check is carried out by an independent third party, who happens to be a start-up company based in the US (No GDPR protection for you there) and totally promises to delete the photo of your government ID.
Grim

cute psot ^

>>213081613
there's one girl at toil that is so attractive (like an objective 9/10) that I get really uncomfortable just being in the same room

smeargle*

based(?) based based. based grass attack move. based grass-type based smeargle today

come on tobbits
long ways to pokemon GO yet
smeargle will show you the way

shut the FUCK up mousey

wish I had friends that didn't want to go wetherspoons

>>213080951
ktim

>>213081684
fuck you

I think maybe smeagle is more a PvP battles type of Pokemon

>>213081704
*uses fissure on all your pokemon*
nothing personnel mr mousenonce

or for doing you-know-what
trying to get some eggs for it (like crabawler)

isnt that move useless against normal (or flying or something)

>>213081734
yes but walt disney and reggie love me so the pokemon management allows it

oh fuck its 4AM already (been here for an hour)!

I lost weight one week and suddenly girls started asking me out

I should be allowed to decide what porn people watch and if everyone watches porn or not. me

>>213081719
there is also the fact that 0 Pokemon exist that are normal and ground type. not that its important (or relevant) but I did see that yesterday and it looks decent as well as the weather boosting both normal and rock. it has good coverage but one is slightly beaten by the other in normal and either ground or rock
I want to say as little as possible but if you are a big fan of smeargle then the first thing that I did was catch a lillipup to start (which is basically just faster spindle)

if you know any ways to influence RNG for it then let me know the methods please...

Can't 4chan introduce age checks??

Wtf do women mean by "vibes".

It's the most ambiguous descriptor in existence.
You can model all of newtonian mechanics with oscillating springs.

I wish to understand.

fizzy mango peach raspberry limeade

>>213081865
No Peters

>>213081874
feelings

>>213081888
This is your world today

now that the dust has settled, how do I fix the problem with 4chan (using 4chanX) auto refresh countdown going fom 5 to "..." to "connection error" ?? :(

Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and let one rip.

>>213081874
Intuition

purchasing a crossbow (legal) to take to finland via holland germany sweden (legal) then shooting a bear with 120lbs of power and a 3" opening spear tip (legal) and they say its over

there was a good little battle going on yesterday in the big arena gym... two teams of kids fighting (I helped)

You know what really grinds my gears?

>>213081939
No crossbows Toby.

bag balm rep
or
bramble gap
or
gary plum
or
gyp mural

When I’m in a toilet taking a poo then someone tries the door, can tell it’s locked then proceeds to knock, I say in here then they stand right outside the door until I’m done. Give me some fucking space

>>213081946
the fact trek used to make based bikes and not worry about stupidity like making colours for women but now they promote race mixing

>>213081909
<3

>>213081872
depends on if gookmoot bothered to check his emails

Laid up on my couch listening to relaxing Hawaiian music on vinyl and sipping lemonade.

>>213080062
idk. I'm going back to school at 31

just seen an advert that included a mixed race couple, but to be fair at least it was a WMBF couple and not the other way around this time

should probably wash my sweaty arse before injecting these roids into it but i can't be arsed

heard some guy say he's gonna put ham with double sided tape on the door knows of toyota prius'

>>213082038
alri about to fall asleep lad

I marry albert brooks in taxi driver

catberg isnt all that different from a pokemon if you think about it

>>213082011
grim but im 30 so i can imagine how you feel

my ork general jumps to your backline, dealing 100 stomp damage to your backline. raararaghh

insane how outer /int/ is genuinely more gay than /lgbt/

I don't have the want to lower myself to the wavelength of people here

licky licky paws!!! >.<

>>213082034
wipe with isopropyl at least

im roiding smeargles (duplicating the Pokemon)
if there is a way to dupe smeargles, or others... tell me plz ;-;

Aloha means family

Got bored of my level 65 Bosmer nightblade thief so I've started a new character who's now a level 18 khajiit death knight. I'm using conjuration spells and staves as a necromancer but also using enchanted heavy armour and two handed weapons as a tank

castform is another one I have been focused on. not a lot though. enough for it to be getting there. also yesterday said that I wanted to catch this certain Pokemon to 400 cadies and am at 150 atm

Can't get back to sleep. I slept after toil and am lying in bed wide awake.

leftypol googling pictures of fritzls daughter

>>213082079
I feel ok

>>213082133
is this horse retarded? thats hot
if she is retarded

Really need to taste her disgusting shit turds.

>>213082168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLsQmXzD_M0

>>213082117
just finished and i didn't even bother with this
i also drew and injected with the same needle

>>213082191
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Going to do my test injection tomorrow and take about 5 minutes even including all necessary precautions like needle swapping and cleaning the area
Meanwhile roidlad is going to die of a horrific sepsis arsecheek infection

>could get "10 smeargles per day"
>didnt do it on 3000 accounts to roll for every single move you could get and IV farm

Tea is now the number one app on the App Store

Tea is a women-only app where users anonymously share info and warnings about men to spot red flags and get feedback.

and heres my (legal) Pokemon Go accessory from the Nintendo store which catches Pokemon for me automatically
just bot. bot and spoof and hunt rocket species if you have this and an auto-pokestop spinner. just save yourself the time and shundo hunt and cheat to get it

>>213082266
there should be one for men

smeargletoo
smeagleafterall

I always wanted to have a little homestead and 4 or 5 kids but I'm really started to think i dont think the future will be good at all and I dont really want to subject my kids to this terrible world, especially if I have daughters, I would be worried sick

dont stop
I throw my ball at smeargle
in this dream
I catch that smeargle too
and it looks
like smeargle really got caught
I was catching, them
all night long

>>213082281
do you want to develop an app with me

>>213082307
i dont know how to do stuff like that. I'm not too good with technoligyu

Reddit keeps asking for my ID or a selfie to view NSFW content. I thought you said nothing would happen team?

by the way I did look for bulk Pokemon Go accounts to buy earlier on this month (not going to do it myself now that my time is valuable)

automobile makers have designed cars that have their gear ratios which make it easier to drive a few mph under the limit

>>213082338
Morning Mousey. I'm going to work soon. I hope you have a splendid day my friend

skibidi toilets have designed toilets that have skibidi rizz set under ohio laws for aura rizz without breaking code and giving the ick

>>213082281
i cant imagine a scenario in which a man would want to do that

thats it skyrimetta you are going back on the eating splenda tablets for dinner

>>213082361
you haven't slept with many women have you? I had one girl claim to be pregnant and told me she would kill herself and my infant when I said I wanted to break up. Turns out she was lying. Been cheated on, punched, spat on, told im ugly, stalked, lied about. There is a lot of evil women out there and we need lads to be safe

>>213082302
grim innit

true

just had a quick look at /pol/ mental how low iq they all are

>>213082400
no im a virgin whos never had a girlfriend thats also terrified of women irl

>>213082408
i'm actually surprised their hate for nonces is currently overriding their trump worship

oh OK I couldve had like 3 hyper beam smeargles then but I got unlucky

Hello, britbongs! This is my first time posting here

>>213082354
I wish you would choke on my cock while your drool drips on my balls

>>213082429
fomyeg

it's me melvin

pretty girl poo

phwoar

comfy rain as the rest of the world goes to shit

thats 29-51 pidgegy candies in one walk then (yesterdays walk I forgot to mention). thats 29 candies from spamming like 1000 candies on the Pokemon and using lots of rare candies!

playing frisbee golf, doing axe throwing, drinking craft beers, going bowling, getting a new tattoo, walking the doggy, playing mini golf, going to a cocktail bar, going fishing (caught nothing), going to an indie rock concert, squashing bugs on purpose, wearing a cock ring, getting my belly button pierced, reading the news, watching the new a24 movie, going to a stand up comedy show, thinking positive thoughts

and heres the news

>>213082400
You make it sound very appealing.

and based smeargle

give me one good reason not to hang myself

>>213082595
no but you shouldnt do it

bumwilly

>>213082595
suicide is cringe

>>213082595
You'd make a pretty poor ceiling decoration

>>213082595
its what the leftie paki mob want you to do

the Pokemon (in a raid) I could not solo this week was, skamory
I do need them candies for it though
need to adjust my party to be able to beat this one, then I can do all of the level 3 difficulty raids on my own then

>>213082400
you deserved all of it
100%

>>213082619
fuck you Aimee, i hope your husband likes the taste of my arse on your lips

>>213082602
>>213082608
>>213082611
>>213082615
>>213082627
thanks
another day it is

yeah hopefully if I use all my XP rewards fom challenges at the start, and then catch a smeargle, I will get that IV up

>>213082595
How about 10? 1) unfolding of world events, 2) AI medicine breakthroughs, 3) there's something out there that you will love that you haven't discovered yet, or discovered but shelved due to some psyche hiccup, 4) /brit/, 5) pints, 6) cold water on a hot dixie afternoon pulled up in a bucket out of a well and slurped sksksksksks AHHHH, 7) needing a poo and having one, 8) having a negroni having 2, 9) cum in a pussy and feel it stretched and know he was bigger than you and feel humiliated, 10) loving almighty God real or imagined

In the same way cosmetic surgery doesn't make you look younger, it just makes you look like you've had cosmetic surgery, going to the gym doesn't make you strong. It just makes you look strong by pumping up certain muscles for show. It's all perfomative.

AI
zinc finger (autism choromosome to solve their walking)
and fuck world hunger and opioid receptors (equally as important as each other)

>>213082657
>in a pussy and feel it stretched and know he was bigger than you and feel humiliated,
does this really happen

>>213082657
>cold water on a hot dixie afternoon pulled up in a bucket out of a well and slurped sksksksksks AHHHH
leng

>cold water on a hot dixie afternoon pulled up in a bucket out of a well and slurped sksksksksks AHHHH
ktim

imagine going to a cult ranch with bf and him being there to help me not get kicked out, and then BTFOing the cult programming and getting them really annoyed and removing them from their comfort zone. and then mentally wrekting them (becayse physical wounds heal)
make the new wave of shock shit to go watch so and that so government has to watch it, because physical wounds heal

>>213082698
did you ever post on /brit/ before your days as the mouse poster?

>>213082728
I think a lot of places on 4chan are better before you post (or before your presense has an impact on it - before you are a somebody, on the anonymous website), and that extends beyond whatever someone else is trying to do, or make me think. them doing that to make it so and how is that they (when I start posting) make it a worse place

I hope that when this site dies and the discord/people or person (BE flag) spamming the race-bait, all go kill themselves. because I dont want the physical wounds to heal
imagine even going to 4chan and making it a worse place (where people go to it to take a shit)
I would kill myself

>>213082742
wtf bro it was just a random question

>>213082760
STFU nigga

or "if this site dies"

>>213082648
well you backed down pretty easily didn't you? almost like you're not suicidal at all and are just a big soppy bollocks virgin

>>213082783
leave him alone

had enough eating clean, going to woolworths to buy ALL the grim frozen meals

its actually crazy this yank has been talking all night and (256 posts into this thread) is talking is thinking it can talk. its crazy how you have an opinion and despite nobody asking still sharing it (and have been doing it all thread). that reply was your only reply this thread and it is about me

>>213082783
you got me!

>>213082800
literally instead of drinking water just go out with a cucumber or some bell peppers or other vegetable. instead of water bottle go carry vegetables around

hug mousey

society has fucked you up retard. you got mindfucked. youre the victim bro

>>213082809
scrom

you were those who got psyopped

>>213082816
true

wearing a t-shirt with maori words and art on it. Rorke screaming and punching the wall

you got psyopped and broke
>>213082862
I like carrots
have got some extra money so that now I will buy another bag of peppers. they are risky to buy because you can open the bag and 1 or even 2 of them are all mouldy and shit (at least the small birds /like the seeds)

>>213082266
fgt

horses are all the opposite of a "nice guy" and "beta" and they are emotionally intelligent

that just too much doggone pepper

horses the opposite of beta nice guy that just wants sex but would do it if you got them hard, because you told them to. horses are the future (or should be)

might fix every problem i have and become full of energy and lust for life

>>213082698
MODS

or they would HAVE to do it because you got them hard, would stand there, be an object, because they are. I had an ending for it

>>213082608
fuggin ell is that dude from ready steady cook

need a horse girl sex sex

>>213082901
how did you know?

I should just fucking kms
Imagine how good it would feel to take a shit load of opioids and just drift off for good
Cor

proppa mind bogglin' diss one

hairfta be uttered

dare i say it

kafkaesque state of affairs

finkin' imma hairfta imminently commence the ingestationberg of the biscuit and raising before inundating the other fing in about 5

suicide is a waste
of a good murder-suicide that is

Catyank spotted in /sauna/

>>213083028
you know he didnt kill himself

>>213083052
what then

>>213083046
only fing i ever seen diss nibba do is talk shidd about britt walford in that slint documentary>>213083056

>>213083056
was in the files innit

>>213082955
used to lissen to a mediocre american girl group called horse girl for a bit

not

>>213083056
he did an 8ball and died on accident

>>213083088
that would still be self caused no?

>>213083103
yeah but not suicide
he just wanted to have fun

they just wanna they just wanna

>>213083028
fit in the middle

got the steve lookner on

>>213083046
o yeah thats obviously LCD soundsystem

bump

>>213083146
um

>>213083155
ladyboy army marching into cambodia is it

>>213083028
god people used to dress like utter shit in the 90s and 2000s and in last 5 yeras it somehow came back in style a little bit

getting my freak on as the americans say

I could NOT be a therapist. I would keep on popping boners

I would rather have a therapist gf who gaslights me and keeps me in the closet while she is at work to come home and do it to me...

>>213083193
>woman cries
>get a boner

court of crimson king by king crimson good song to die to

bit where goes

"in the court of the crimson k-AAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAHH AAAAAHAH AAAAHHHHHHH DOO DOOODOOO DOO"

really embodies the feel of being swept until valhalla on a golden horse or some shidd

propa epic

beatles tried to nail that sound for like 5 years terminating in abbey road

diss comes out blows those fuckersright out the water

>>213083193
bit ironic diss sentence iykwim heh

>>213083235
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>>213083217
greg lake had one of the best all around rock n roll voices