Thread 213084543

edisyong jinkies

kenny spenny edisyong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTBkcHA59RQ

How do I get an Indonesian/Malay/Thai wife? Asking for myself.

>>213084582
https://www.thaifriendly.com/

>>213084570
What's this about?

Thaibros are you okay? are you going to get drafted?

>>213084660
What happened?
Border conflict with Cambodia?

>>213084713
you tell me, it's your country

>>213084588
I want a real answer not a link to a washed up 40 year old and prostitute dating app

>>213084614
Kenny vs. Spenny is a Canadian reality-comedy TV show where two best friends, Kenny Hotz and Spencer Rice, compete in outrageous and often absurd challenges. Each episode features a new competition (like "Who Can Stay Awake the Longest?"), with the loser facing a humiliating punishment chosen by the winner. The show is known for its crude humor, real rivalry, and the contrast between Kenny’s manipulative tactics and Spenny’s earnest attempts to play fair.

>>213084739
I'm Filipino and live nowhere near Thailand

ok

Go on without me bro...

>>213084760
kek my bad mistaken your flag to thailand's

>>213084747
I gave you a real answer, keep jerking into your socks alone.

>>213084780
I get the same colors but our flag is not even close to Thailand's lol

>>213084779
if you bomb gambling operations entire asean will support you

>>213084582
>Indonesian
interpals
>Thai
go to touristy areas of Thailand

i prefer OP over that ugly hore you just posted

>Thailand vs Cambodia
Looks like Xi wants to destabilize SEA now huh
Watch as he will instantly "save the day" by ordering his Cambodian stooges to stop

>>213084779
learn to draft dodge like Ukrainian

>>213084782
>keep jerking into your socks alone
That's gross dude

>>213084833
how do I redeem my chicken joy saar

>>213084543 (OP)
AAAAAAAAAAAA I MUST CUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

WMAM (by colonial force)

>>213084543 (OP)
idk if I should kiss her face or the neck first

This makes our jew commie vice president seethe

Thank god I visited Thailand before the border disputes started (it was also the first country outside mine that I visited)

So uhh who instigated the border dispute?

Morning

Rate my pape sister kissers.

>>213085332
forgot rare pepape

>>213084966
>flips not trying to make everything about china challenge: impossible

>>213085351
If she looked like this izone would've been the greatest kpop groups of all time

>didn't know armenia, a christian majority country in west asia, was a thing
>confused them with albania
>spent a decade believing that the ottoman empire massacred millions of albanians

>Thai vs Cambodia
Is it going to be a full blown war or just another border shitflinging?

>>213085549
Hopefully border shitflinging
I doubt that Cambodia even has the manpower and tech to invade Thailand let alone a small ass town

>>213085460
and then slit eye mfs get mad at us for being racist

No nukes = no hype

no more brother wars

one asean

one love

Making tom yum noodle with 3x organic free range chicken eggs

>>213085155
They consider this as a victory though since they're(DDS) mocking BBM for spending money for delegation to US only to get 1% discount while vietnam got 26% and indonesia got 13% without even sending a delegation.

>>213085632
forgot pic related.

>>213085632
Open markets with America along with the loosening of corporate foreign ownership means that Wall Street Private Equity will come to our doorsteps soon
Watch as every schmuck that's well connected with a small business suddenly get gorrilions with a golden parachute

>>213085627
post pic

Go Cambodia! Kill all these American puppet meth dealer ladyboys

some things never change

>>213085974
Joshua Luna taught me otherwise though

>>213086020
Josh Luna has a raceplay fetish

>>213086020
Post the one he made with Uncle Sam.

>>213086218
Have you tried arroz caldo finbro

>>213085974
In unity, we are blessed by Allah. Success is found in gratitude, my brothers, in God's time.

>>213086283
All Asians do bro.

>>213086283
>>213086320
All flips* do

Based in 30 years we will all be aryan

You guys have beautiful architecture

>>213086302
nope but it looks good

sister kissers bonus rare pepe pape for your rateation.

>>213086470
It's kinda bland for me but it's nice to have in rainy days

^tsmt

Eating premium guality dried mango packaged and produced in Cambodia

thank you Cambodia

>>213086585
That’s not nice

>it's another hun sen crashing out episode
it's all so tiresome

>>213086689
What's a cambodia?

This isn't a good look for Cambodiese, imagine targeting a place with lots of civilians

>>213086553
Yooo

this is a blue board, chud

THIS IS A BLUE BOARD CHUDS

>>213085706
DDS doesn't give a shit about that, they're just focus on roasting the guy with the whole 1% thing implying that he's incompetent than vietnam,indonesia and japan.

>>213086793
@grok is this true

I don't see the color blue

>qualifications:
>excellent color vision
>a test WILL be given
happen in your sea country?

>>213087082
What job? pilot?

>>213086585
Shut the fuck up. Malingshit

What should I do with my money? Tomorrow is salary again I still have alot of money left

>>213087279
Spent it on your favorite VTuber

>>213087279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtyjCO7RGNs

>>213087279
Buy a fleshlight

>>213086020
dont get your history from a 2nd gen filam

anyone else fully naked currently due to hot weather

>>213087279
SOAPLAND

>>213086762
Time for regime change

best asean countries ranked
1) philippines
2) vietnam
3) thailand
4) cambodia
5) laos
6) malaysia
7) indonesia
8) myanmar

all wrong sweaty

just got paid recently

>>213087657
I used to think this was a lot of money

Is this the first time ASEAN countries skirmish with each other for borders since the 00s?
Usually the governments content with killing their own rebels and separatist

>>213085379
>Our news cycle is literally China and Duterte bad on repeat 24/7
Please understand

as it should

I hope the footages are enough to convince international to support us even if I doubt that my gov will be competent enough to do that(janny dont delete this its alright by facebook standard without the warning)

>>213085706
>loosening of corporate foreign ownership
I highly doubt this will happen without a massive purge in Congress. Those greedy fucks would rather see the Philippines become an Africa tier shithole than welcome any foreign business from disturbing their monopoly on utilities and natural resources.

new tier list dropped (adjusted for terrorist Cambodias attack on Thailand)

>>213087657
why are you white

>>213087279
Soapland visit

>>213087673
I mean, working abroad pays better.

>>213087657
what's your job? ive been unemployed for 9 years

As whites and japs are going extinct, its natural for money and the means of production to end in the hands of the browns.
Money follow the good management and good management consist of do more with less and to avoid future problems by forecasting them.
In the coming world of only browns and blacks, the browns are more capable for the good management.

I'm not dying for an invisible line.

become a ladyboy to avoid the draft

>>213087701
What happened

>he doesn't know about the great ladyboy war of 2024
there is no escape

just entered asean thread for the first time yesterday, wtf is going on here

KAMPUCHEA IS RIGHTFUL THAILAND CLAY

>>213088440
War breaking, sir

>>213087657
>First thing i bought with my first wage is a rotisserie chicken
Speaking of which, few months from now i would celebrate(lol) my first decade as a wagie.

>>213085379
flips will blame anyone but themselves there's nothing more cucked than willing to get bred out from the gene pool. that's how it is when your entire nation's economic growth is equal to your sisters licking foreign balls so their brothers can get new chinesium phones

Is there actually going to be a war? Will the ladyboys be on the frontlines?

>>213087657
bat ka nasa loob ng cr?

>>213084582
Get into the plane & fly here. It's that easy.

>>213084779
Stay alive, fren!

how much money do you need to save in order to live normal (not extravagant and not frugal) life in SEA without having to work for few decades?

>>213089399
In indogland you just need ~$65k

do SEA countries have asians with white skin or east asian minorities in their country?

>>213089657
i could turn to east asian skin tone if i stay at home for 8 months

>>213089657
We have half white, east asian and black minorities abandoned by their foreign fathers

East asian (cinak) are the jew of SEA. In malaysia, the made up about 20% of the whole population

>>213084543 (OP)
>>213084632
>>213084882
Sexsex cum cum breed

Bros, I bought some durian but it's still hard and not ready to eat. Will it get good if I leave it in the fridge or should I leave it out at room temperature?

>>213089865
Calm down Muhammed.

Should we post in mixed generals? Everyone just sees us as small dicked, short posters nobody takes seriously

Who cares?

>>213090111
Do you take yourself seriously?

>>213090111
Aseans stay together, we don`t mix with others

>>213090190
Based Austroasiatic brvther.

Anyone wants to go to India with me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGwvjZOZx4M

Hmm.

I've seen huge slampig dutch woman on Cikini Hero tonight, omg what an absolute goddess she was. I can see her moving with her breast, and ass jiggling wrapped in pink blouse. I've seen her musculature on her arms while hauling the grocery. Her face approximately looks like this. FUARK, I didn't dare to photo.

>>213090330
Nice. The milf at work was wearing her tight clothes again and her boobs was so visible. They are not that huge but they look squeezable and sexo enough. Guess I'm fapping to her again tonight.

>>213090454
Looking back I think 17 Agustus 1945 was a huge mistake.

>>213090330
imagine our dicks disappearing in a big white girls ass

whitoids lose their virginity at 14 with them thus cannot svffer

>>213087657
your women here ask for more than that per hour

>>213090215
I`ve been once already

>>213090485
We could unironically upgrade our shit gene man

Subhuman povertycel Indonesian immigrant marries and has kids with a russian girl

>>213084779
Wait, you guys are actually going to war now?

>>213090468
Lets go out stargazing my nigga.

>>213090673
million Russian orcs have died in Ukraine for Putin, its a good time to take a Russian woman as a sex slave

i only heard of thai dying.
did the jets and rockets do anything.

>>213090750
I look like this.

Hmm I wonder if this will kill the illegal gambling sites that operate from Cambodia's border.

burn this into your retina, it could save your life someday

2 more weeks and Phnom Penh will be wiped out of the map.

>>213090784
legalise gambling, make the user suffer from using it. Restrict access on:
>BPJS
>Humongous tax hike when cashing out
>Lower credit score
>Harder to reach higher position if you're PNS fag or in the government
>No hand outs for """"rakyat kecil"""""
The house wins, the govt wins (more tax)

Jews are banned in ASEAN, why are they lurking here?

>>213091026
I've seen 'ews on 'arta though

>>213091026
make it 111

israel =/= jews
you can hate nazis without hating germans

>>213091050
ahmad dhani doesnt count

>>213091026
neve' seen a jew in my life. i always farang with big crooked noses and they said they are either turkish or arab.
/pol/ and /int/ lied to me

>>213090673
I've seen Korean men with Russian girls in Incheon, half of which looks underage

>>213091133
I always asked farang**

>>213091133
I browsed /v/ for so long I started noticing their phenotype even without their tiny hats in MRT jakarta station near IDX/SCBD

>>213091115
Das rite, he's a trve aryancel

>>213091190
This makes me even more convinced that Nazi party was setup to tear down European monarchism.

>>213090215
Why are Viets so rare in /asean/? You guys are all over /sp/

>>213091299
They are too smart for this general

I had multiple times sex with kamodian girl living in france

>>213091318
>girl
Yeah

just came back from wagecucking what happened between thai and cambodia?

12 dead

ughhhhh. i would hate to die if i get drafted. i just graduated and got a nice comfy job in Krungthep Mahanakhon for like 8 months.

>>213091474
Either two more weeks or nothing will ever happen

Times like this make you remember how useless ASEAN as an organization is.

(((singapore))) backed by blackrock will do something about this conflict

All these wars just to have
global extinction by a 1 km asteroid in less than 100 years

Which nation will it be

>>213091584
it's like that random WA group for futsal

just bee urself

I've only first heard of ASEAN from this general lmao. Even SEA redditors amd Facebook normies don't acknowledge ASEAN exists.

>>213090771
Thai 11
Cam 1
we got cucked.

so i just looked up that the median age for Khmer is 30-34 years. how are they older than filipinos?

Is khmeranon gonna be alright?

>>213091674
you didn't learn about asean in school?

>>213084966
Is it time to migrate out of the Philippines? I don't trust the military with potential war looming and Duterte dying this or next year that will result in Sara Duterte elected as president in the 2028 elections.

>>213087797
https://lawphil.net/statutes/repacts/ra2022/ra_11659_2022.html
They already did it anon

>>213092035
You should've done that yesterday anon
At least pick any of the Anglosphere countries outside of Bongistan since their economy is dogshit

>>213092054
When will indog experience this much kino, bros?

What is the name of that Cambodian border city that is full of illegal Indonesians? Is this war happening near that city?

>>213092230
poipet

why would indonesians illegally go to cambodia

>Cumbodia
Isn't that country funded by chinks?
The last time i heard is that there are online gambling/scamming shit on there?

>>213092194
Just wait a few more years

i look like this

>>213092258
Indonesian illegal online gambling sites operate from there. There is also human trafficking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHDXYmj3TN0
Video is in Indonesian but it has english subtitle.

>>213092308
It's so over, I can't wait that long. For as much as I love this cunt, there's still some wish in my heart to see this cunt being destroyed into ruins

what's it like to work in an online lending call center?

>>213091109
why would you hate nazis though

>>213092579
so true sista, NHH!

Classic

>>213092435
dub, and Indo get into a war with Philippine for no reason this year.

Did his death cause Hun Sen to sperg out

>>213091674
that's what happened when you mingle with wrong groups. also please censor those shitholes as pl*bbit and ef bey, they're disgusting, disgusting

Kongrets king

did he become a tranny or bagged her

This conflict between Thailand and Cambodia could be a distraction from both countries for their economies in recession due not enough tourists.

SEA gorilla?

sebenernya lamar job di linkedin, glints, kita lulus tuh baiknya CV nya pakai bahasa inggris atau bahasa indonesia sih

gua dari agustus 2024 ngelamar job pakenya bahasa inggris mulu dan ga dapet dapet sampe sekarang.

timpa teroooos

>>213084543 (OP)
yesterday i wasted 2 hours on erome cooming to /asean/ ladies with #asian tag
there were also a lot of femboys unfortunately

>>213093519
Come to our country and fuck our women bro. Even indians here are reaching financial freedom because the local guys are too beta to improve themselves

>>213093563
i have a 9cm(erect) penis
i doubt i will ever have sex with a woman

mine is 16cm

A few posts would be welcome.

>>213083998
>>213083998
>>213083998

How to invite a girl to my room?

>165 cm
>63 kg
>12.5 cm

>180cm
>65kg
>16cm

>>213093456
help

>>213093810
Wajar banget lu ngerasa frustrasi, udah usaha apply dari Agustus 2024 tapi belum dapet panggilan. Sekarang kita bahas soal CV: pakai Bahasa Inggris atau Bahasa Indonesia?

Jawabannya tergantung sama jenis perusahaan dan target posisi yang lu apply. Yuk kita bedah satu per satu:
1. Kalau Apply ke Perusahaan Multinasional / Startup Asing / Remote Job

Gunakan Bahasa Inggris.

Biasanya mereka butuh bukti lu bisa komunikasi profesional pakai English.

Contoh: Gojek (bagian tech), Tokopedia (bagian tech, product), Shopee (regional), perusahaan luar negeri, remote dari Upwork / RemoteOK.

CV Inggris bisa kasih kesan “global-ready”.
2. Kalau Apply ke Perusahaan Lokal (non-tech, non-startup), BUMN, atau instansi pemerintah

Lebih aman pakai Bahasa Indonesia.

Mereka kadang lebih nyaman dengan CV yang mudah dibaca tanpa jargon English.

HRD-nya belum tentu fluent English juga.

CV Bahasa Indonesia kasih kesan relatable dan langsung nyambung.
3. Apply Lewat Platform Lokal (Glints, JobStreet Indonesia, KitaLulus)

Cek dulu job description-nya pakai bahasa apa.

Kalau JD-nya full Bahasa Indonesia pakai Bahasa Indonesia.

Kalau JD-nya campur-campur atau full English CV pakai Bahasa Inggris juga oke.

4. Beberapa Tips Tambahan:

Coba bikin dua versi CV: satu Bahasa Inggris, satu Bahasa Indonesia.

Selalu sesuaikan CV sama job description dan perusahaan yang dituju.

Tambahin juga cover letter singkat (bahasa disesuaikan juga) buat ningkatin peluang.

Kenapa Udah Apply dari Agustus Tapi Belum Dapet?

Ini bisa karena kombinasi faktor:

CV terlalu “general”, ga tailored ke posisi

Bahasa Inggris-nya terlalu kaku / terlalu textbook

Belum kuat di experience atau portfolio

Kurang optimasi di keyword ATS (Applicant Tracking System)

Kalau lu mau, gua bisa bantu review CV lu atau kasih masukan spesifik berdasarkan posisi yang lu incar. Upload aja CV-nya, atau kasih contoh JD yang lu apply-in, biar kita bedah bareng.

Mau?

Do the majority of /asean/ anons here have dry or wet earwax? The reason I said this is that only East Asians that are known to have dry earwax, no clue about other Asian populations

>>213093892
Mine is dry

>>213093861
from what i see from the longest time, job description on linkedin is always in english tho

>>213086218
where's the meat

>185cm
>84kg
>7cm

>>213093954
in my pants

What if Cambodian anon (not the American) and thaikot met on the battlegrounds and one disappears from /asean/ forever?

>>213094001
dub, and I rape him.

>>213094056
>off by one
alright no raping.

didn't know that "don't thai to me" vs "claimbodia" escalated so quickly it became into temple tug of war
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_WS8Y4lPWI

>>213091584
I mean this is the first skirmish over 2 members in a long-long time
It did its main job relatively well

>>213091026
I read that as jawa

>>213092562
is NBI like FBI but philippines

>>213094340
yes but they also side with the criminals most of the time peter scully is an example

>>213091026
just as intended
https://books.google.com.my/books/about/The_Jews_of_the_Orient.html?id=TYJYlAEACAAJ&redir_esc=y

Swedish family is preparing to flee Thailand.

>>213093438
there's no gorilla in SEA, only orangutan. the closest that looks humanoid are the proboscis monkey.

>>213093861
how do you know we usually talk less formal

>>213094384
What's the N stands for

>>213094455
that's AI chud

>>213094455
chatGPT

>>213094465
National

>>213094418
why are they fleeing

all this war bullshit
i just want to play my horse waifu game

Thailand vs Cambodia
Singapore vs Malaysia
Malaysia vs Indonesia
Indonesia vs Australia
Taiwan vs China
Vietnam vs China

Gogogogogo

>>213094532
just don't go to 7/11

>>213094532
You must protect Thailand so tourists can be safe.

>>213094144
There's an irony in chinese thais using claimbodia as an insult when their thai heritage is also a claimed one

baru ngeh juga kalau HR indog juga pasti ntar pas interview user atau semacamnya ya pake bahasa indo juga. kayaknya kalau CV/resumenya pake bahasa inggris malah bikin males baca yang meriksa. terus pas minta dijelasin nanti ntar ditanya "ini apa ya maksudnya Reported bugs, errors, and defects to the development team, contributing to improved application performance and user experience. Reviewed and adjusted test scenarios for effective documentation? kamu pake ChatGPT?"

tapi kenapa di info lowongannya di linkedin rata rata pakai bahasa inggris?

>>213092384
>multatuli
does that mean something in indo or is it named after the dutch guy?

>>213084543 (OP)
>>213084632
Built for BWC

im blind here is inggris = english?

>>213094794
The dutch guy. His book Max Havelaar often mentioned in history lesson at school.

>>213094766
Pertanyaan kamu valid banget dan sering bikin bingung pencari kerja. Yuk kita bahas!

Kenapa CV Bahasa Inggris Kadang Dianggap "Kurang Nyambung" Sama HR Lokal?
Kalau kamu melamar ke perusahaan lokal atau BUMN, HR biasanya lebih nyaman baca CV dalam bahasa Indonesia. CV yang terlalu kaku atau terasa seperti hasil copas (misalnya dari ChatGPT atau template luar) malah bisa terasa nggak natural. Contoh:

“Reported bugs to the development team…”
Mereka mungkin berpikir, “Kenapa nggak tulis aja ‘melaporkan bug ke tim developer’?”

Kalau bahasanya terlalu formal atau tidak sesuai konteks kerja di Indonesia, bisa menimbulkan kesan tidak autentik.

Tapi Kok Banyak Lowongan di LinkedIn Pakai Bahasa Inggris?
Beberapa alasan:

Image profesional/internasional (terutama startup, tech company, dll)

LinkedIn = platform global, kadang CV-nya dibaca stakeholder luar (misal: CTO di kantor pusat)

HR tools/ATS default-nya pakai bahasa Inggris

Tim multibahasa, ingin pastikan kamu bisa komunikasi profesional pakai Inggris

Jadi, Gimana Sebaiknya?

Lamar ke perusahaan lokal? Gunakan CV Bahasa Indonesia.
Gunakan bahasa profesional tapi natural, hindari gaya terlalu “template luar”.

Lamar ke perusahaan multinasional/startup global? CV Bahasa Inggris sangat disarankan.
Tapi pastikan kamu paham tiap kalimatnya, karena bisa ditanya saat interview.

Kalau kamu mau, aku bisa bantu:

Review CV kamu (versi Inggris/Indonesia)

Bantu bikin kalimat yang lebih natural

Atau bikin versi bilingual (satu CV bisa untuk dua kebutuhan)

Tertarik?

I feel bad for cambodianbros

hated and waged wars with 2 neighboring countries bigger than them

>>213094910
are you indonesian or finnish?

Expect more abandoned mixed children from the Philippines this decade after the 19% tariff of Pinoy goods that only the filipino-american community buy for adobo ingredients

>>213094549
>Malaysia
nope.
>>213094882
yes. ing (reproduced sound of eng to be pronounced as how it's written)
I'm not sure why we use (Geris/Gris) tho instead of "Lish" as in "Anglo".

>>213095069
Saya profesor linguistik dan fasih dalam semua bahasa ASEAN

>>213095152
nah you must be using google translate and chatgpt

>>213094910
thx

>>213095173
Kalau saya pakai Google Translate atau ChatGPT, pasti bahasanya akan terdengar lebih kaku. Tapi karena saya memang profesor linguistik, justru saya tahu bedanya.

too obvious with AI. :P
you should add "in the casual SMS written form" while at it.

>>213094794
>>213094895
>In 1843 a 13-year-old girl, Si Oepi Ketch, a member of a Sumatran noble family, was offered to Douwes Dekker. Douwes Dekker later described her as "one of my first loves". A lock of hair, which Douwes Dekker kept with him all his life, is still kept at the Multatuli Museum. Back then it was very common to match young native women with single Dutch civil servants.
What the hell? They never mentioned this at school.

>>213095198
oh so you're finns major in indonesian language?

>>213094766
yang ngerti itu user nya
HR mah asal ada wording yang matching sama requirement pasti di lolosin

>>213095152
>fasih dalam semua bahasa ASEAN
ok. write in tagalog next

Wtf Dutches are pedos?

>>213086585
i am asean at heart

>>213095236
Oh bukan, saya profesor linguistik. Kajian bahasa memang bidang saya.

>>213095263
Handa na ako. Tagalog, Bahasa, Burmese—kahit alin, kayang-kaya

>>213087657
How much is typical meal in philippines now?

>>213095361
555

>>213094532
thaikot, are you ok?

Stop brother war!!!

Ig its time to learn HOI4

...

no more brother wars

one asean

one love

>>213095591
nah 1vs1 on Battle Realms

>>213095101
The one on the right has a high potential.

No Thai ever called me a tranny

>158cm
>42kg
>-9cm

>>213095944
what happened to the bunny dough

thats not scaramouche

also /asean/ has been lively so recently lah

Orei used to be so pure...

shes standing with a lot of men
i dont think thats very pure of her

>>213095944
You don't look like that

>>213096270
is that rifky with the red shirt

pengen nangis

pengen ngentot

>>213096427
It's me

rifky has a moustache thoughalgo

Good night guys

>>213087727
>>213088728
I understand.

>>213096548
555

arent u at war o algo?

cmon

>>213096620
You just want to make OP again

huh wat u mean?

>>213087609
based

>>213095318
Canadians are alright in my book

new/baru/bago
>>213096681
>>213096681
>>213096681

its 300 so its not early o algo

>>213096701
Cringe pedo shit

i just bake whst indog want thoughbeit

get in guys
>>213096681
>>213096681
>>213096681

Not leaving until 310

ok

Just learned that whypipo snip their puppy's tail right after it was born. Why they're like that?

for dog shows o algo

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Still not using that
Good night

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good for you

kontolodon

Here's guys non pedo thread

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dont split the fucking general chud