Thread 213088496

White Rajah edition

why is this?

>invested in bonds THREE years ago because I was told they're on the precipice of a huge boom (hasn't happened yet)
>can afford a house (a SHITE one) but I just know that the moment I buy one house prices will suddenly fall for the first time in decades because that's my fucking luck

bloody grim
bloody bloody grim

>>213088508
mummy said she's putting my rent up soon. think it's at 500 now, wonder how much she wants.

fried spam sub edition

nth for the holodem

>>213088532
did you see his posts about his hair falling out in clumps so he became obsessed with hair loss treatments last night?

>>213088508
female hypergamy

>>213088508
girls move in with their friends for uni or older boyfriends if they are working class.
boys dont have friends and the only older women who will house him is his mum.

>>213088508
men are still expected to be bread-winners and to own their own home, so they have a social pressure to live with their parents until they save up enough for a deposit - which is a pressure I imagine a lot of women don't have.

>>213088536
why haven't you been buying bitcoin every month?

fill all womens fannies with cement

>>213088536
spend it on drugs and prostitutes

Lol, these people went from talking about the epstein files every day to telling people to stop talking about them

>>213088555
hes really going to end it all if 4chan gets banned

>>213088508
20-34 is such a massive gap they should do it by year

why am i supposed to hate islam again? mohammed was based and treated his wives like shit

I bought a three year pass now this place will be gone, hate it

gf showering in the en suite while I am working at my desk and I’m getting a massive erection hearing the wet squelching noises as she washes herself

>>213088536
>but I just know that the moment I buy one house prices will suddenly fall for the first time in decades because that's my fucking luck
there isn't going to be any "pop" - the best we can hope for is a slow steady gradual decline (and even then I am sceptical that that could happen - even if housebuilding was actually legalised again)

>>213088562
its volatilty scared me away
My mate lost 50k in 2022 on bitcoin because it collapsed that year for some reason.

>>213088508
>Data shows 34% of men aged 20-34 lived with parents in 2024
That's huge and makes me feel better about myself living at home

>>213088555
LOL

>>213088595
eventually the government is going to have to scrap the green belt
London will sprawl all the way up to the midlands

>>213088593
bro shes diggin in her ass

OOF

>>213088590
if not for circumcision, pork and alcohol id make a damn good muslims
better than the little pakis
my beard is way better than the pakis at toil

>>213088637
Absolute state of them

>>213088602
there is no volatility to a resource with a limited supply (26 million) and a never ending demand

those 'crashes' and dips are just buy opportunities to bring down your average, i've been buying since 2013 and still buy to this day

>>213088666
how much have you made?

>>213088550
great aunt made me fried spam sandwiches on white bread with mayonnaise
it was nice
you ever try spam musubi?
that's nice too

>>213088666
how much do you hold now

>>213088696
what's so great about her

bitcoin astonished me because it's entirely exists based on speculation that it will increase. beyond it's criminal potential it has ZERO long-term viability, yet every year it hits a new high. defies logic, honestly

yes

>>213088714
Human greed is a powerful thing

might try to learn dota 2

>>213088707
child abuse

>>213088714
has anyone actually cashed out large amounts of it though or is it all just fake

>>213088733
never seen any of these

>>213088714
I don't get it either.
When those NFTs thing collapsed in 2022 I presumed bitcoin would follow (and it did, briefly).
But then it resurged in 2023 and really took off after orange man's victory.

And I don't get it at all. Too much of a boomer I guess.

what is this phenotype called?

>>213088664
We should be all over this

>>213088772
anglo

>>213088743
this must be satire on some level surely

>>213088743
you have one last day to post with the lads why don't you have some fun with us instead of posting the same boring shit no one cares about for the hundredth time?

>>213088772
Looks *leans in closer* white to me.

looking at weird porn and jacking off my dingalong

I’ve been DCAing BTC since 2019 with a direct debit of 100 quid a month and not really paying attention to it and I have over £50k worth now in my Coinbase

>>213088772
nigga looks like a character from dishonored

>>213088733
why did they make a toy story 4 when 3 was a perfect ending

if you're fat, is there really any point of losing weight
look at this man

>>213088820
tranny beatles

>>213088817
$$$$

>>213088778
Can’t see Arsenal signing Gyokores and Isak in the same window. I think he’s going to Liverpool or Saudi.

>>213088713
she was very kind and gentle

think the king should shut down parliament

>>213088820
what is this supposed to convey

>>213088817
because bo peep was a loose thread
Toy Story 5 is out next year

>After Woody left Bonnie to help abandoned toys find owners, Jessie has led the charge in Bonnie's room, with Buzz Lightyear as her second-in-command. However, an eight-year-old Bonnie has become enamored of her new favorite plaything, a frog-like tablet named Lilypad. Woody now back with his friends, Buzz and Jessie, are going to stop kids using technology

>>213088824
very true. i lost so much weight yet my quality of life hasn't improved and i'm still a depressed incel

>>213088824
she didnt lose it though did she

>>213088824
I’m sure she’s much happier now. She looks weird now but she looked significantly worse when she was at her heaviest.

Had two ciders already

leftypols da

quit spamming this weird shit whats wrong with you man

>>213088852
i think he's trying to say that anyone bored by the same boring tranny freaks that get posted every single day is a tranny

going out for brotherstein's birthday tomorrow

>>213088824
looks like chucky

>>213088824
she is still very fat

>>213088758
I think it's one of those things where the people investing in it just don't understand what it is, and so they don't realise at all that it's pretty much worthless in any practical sense. NFTs everyone could wrap their head around and people, rightly, realised that buying a jpeg of a monkey was fucking stupid. Cryptocurrencies though are just ever so slightly beyond the grasp of people to understand.

>>213088884
doesn't make a lot of sense

>>213088595
The best for everyone is house prices being flat in nominal terms whilst inflation at 2-3% decrases the price in real terms

>>213088824
>barely recognizable
>looks exactly the same

Build commie blocks everywhere. I would happily live in a new commieblock as opposed to this grim Victorian terraced shite I am scammed out of £1k a month by a greedy landlord who lives abroad

But if thats not the way to go
Let me
Let me

>>213088973
she is evil

>>213088974
Until you find out your neighbours on top and below you

>>213088772
Fit

all the toy story films are shit

>>213089014
rah
unc's wilin today y'kno

>>213088992
Modern flats have great sound insulation, I never hear my neighbours (new build flat from 2022)

Name a worse fillum than 'Jurassic World: Dominion'

Give it up bastard

>>213089035
kys

>>213089033
same but mine was built in 1989

scrimplorizing

>>213088947
>do not remove this sign
AAAAAAAAH

yank houses are made out of paper and cardboard

beethovens sonata no 8

very good

Daddy

>>213089054
do not bully

any small frail lizardlike men in?

>>213089079
in japan?

>>213089087
kys

Any of you lads have genuine mental illnesses or are we all normies here

>>213089083
Is that Russell Tovey, pictured in May 2025?

I wonder if they will give us a sticky after the final /brit/ later today

>>213089100
32 year old virgin here

>>213089100
you don't have to be mad to post here, but it helps!

>>213089091
she is the joker

>>213089100
I went to Cambridge, have a six figure income and a bf

What do you think should be done to fix the UK?

>>213089100
I have ocd and cptsd but it's fine

>>213089099
no

>>213089149
Time machine back to 1978 and kill thatcher

Looks like we're spending the final day of /brit/ with a 24 hour Spaino melty. Fitting really.

im one of the good ones

>>213089202
is this spaino in the room with us right now?

get money = get paid
it's basic thuganomics

>>213089205
someone touch me like this please

>>213089238
yeh. he's here every day it seems

>>213088838
We haven't signed Gyokores just yet, it's unlikely without sales but something I'm sure the club will look into

i look like this

>>213089238
Yes, he just replied to my post.

Nigel's ancestors worked on a Roman plantation

Donald's ancestors were paid tribute not to invade

Sad about are Ozzy, I've been expecting him to die for nearly 20 years but it's still sad now that it's happened

At least he died at the best possible time, after two major concerts, and in his hometown

>>213089273
That time when Caucasian slaves became easily available in Turkey and so many black women were in turn abandoned by their masters that it was almost impossible to sell a black female slave

Since taking psyllium husk I’m doing such massive poos

want to start self harming again desu

>>213088947
*rips off the sign*

Sat on the shitter doing a big smelly hangover poo

>>213089120
Autism

>>213089122
Venom "poisoning"

>>213089158
OCD and Cptsd

>>213089148
Homosexual

>>213089160
Blair is so leng in this cosplay

facts

>>213088508
A woman can move out by having a pussy.

A man can only move out when he can afford to, financially.

Back, arse, and legs are stiff and achey

>>213089356
I've got those but haven't used them. I will now. How many do you take and how many times a day? With water and food? What's the deal lad

>>213089100
me? a failed normie

>>213089416
I've known men who moved out without being able to afford it
they're with women who pay the rent or mortgage

^_-

>psyllium husk is just a fiber supplement and laxative
You lot need to eat better, constipation is because you eat frozen pizza and birds eye chicken dippers all day

hmm yeah, but the skinny yardie goons are showering

Major truke

Warning the radiation from this will last for weeks

>>213089393
>Blair
Bri*

>>213089429
I have the powdered version and I take two tbsp a day at the moment just mixed into a big jug of water. It turns into a kind of bitty gel which is a bit grim but if you gulp it down quickly it’s alri. I usually have it after my lunch. It’s been amazing for me

>>213089485
shut the fuck up

>>213089335
i would have bought all of them and listened because no one else would

right im going to have breakfast, shower, then start my day.

love all of you <3

>>213089477
what general you going to spam when we're gone?

>>213089499
ok I love you too

feel very sad when colleagues leave

they're like "lets stay in touch on linkedin" but you know you'll never see them again

i only said i done it so they'd take the tabasco out of me japs eye

>>213089471
Nah I eat well I just have sloppy shits regularly. Psyllium husk is great for it

This was the truke
Protective equipment required

>>213089512
couldnt care less me

>>213089525
i got my first gf at 23 and she was a kissless hugless vigrin as was i

>>213089148
imagine being highly educated and wealthy and then being gay
instead of future offspring your income is spent on poppers and butt plugs

one quivers at the thought

>>213089512
organise a sesh

>>213089500
nothing will happen

>>213089508
:3

>>213089536
A thousand Africans have fucked her

>>213089443
Even if we take that to have happened, you must surely accept that on the whole the reverse is true.

The demand for 18-22 year old women is through the roof. It is essentially infinite, as it can be assumed that virtually any and all men want it. To that end, these young women possess inherent value which can be leveraged to reach goals they want (in this case, moving out of the parental home).

While there will be young men out there who are SO attractive that they can command the same power over the market as young women, it is generally accepted that these men will be among a tiny minority. Women are just never going to make the same concessions for young men that men make for young women (in search of pussy), in the same numbers.

>One third (33.7%) of men aged between 20 and 34 years lived with their parent(s) in 2024, compared with less than a quarter (22.1%) of women.
Here's the breakdown by age

>>213089485
We'll never live it down

>>213089537
what's the situation on surrogacy, gays having kids in general in the UK?

>>213089537
I have never done poppers

>>213089499
You too xx

>>213089558
>28 years old
>I am part of the 20%
wew
funny part is I'm in a proper tarq middle class office and all of them basically moved out after uni
It's freak behaviour to have a decent salary and still live with mumsie and daddy
but I want to keep my moneys

Under 24 hours until nothing once again happens

don't do dating me, prefer to meet women organically through circumstance

>>213089557
it sounds like you get your information from the internet rather than real life

>>213089536
munter was she

>august 1st 2025
>not a single british flag in /brit/
>just 300 (you)-less posts about black men's willies from the belgian flag

>>213089594
don't do dating me, met the bf on grindr and we shagged at our first meetup

>>213089603
she was beautiful

>>213089616
he should terrorise some eastern euros, they'd go absolutely psychotic

too ugly for dating apps
too anxious to approach women irl
was doomed from the start, me

>>213089616
>august 1st
FOY

I enjoy talking to you all on here but in real life I can't talk to anyone about anything

if someone says something to me I clam up and can barely managed to choke out as "haha yeah" then I walk rapidly away from them. I don't think I actually care about other people in real life. Even if I know things about them and their life, I don't care, they don't interest me.

I wonder how the incel lads feel when they watch the film magnolia

I DONT WANT TO LOSE 4CHAN

>>213089674
The /ex-yu/ thread OP image is usually softcore porn of a black lady

Mad how shoes only last for ~1 year if you wear them daily. That means I will only ever buy another 60 pairs of shoes, assuming I live to be 83.

>>213089685
>can barely managed to choke out as "haha yeah" then I walk rapidly away
ktim

>>213089690
Don't watch romance films me, simply too far out of my lane

>>213089550
you're coping

>>213089550
how is your mum doing mate

>>213089525
haha, now imagine it at 32

i'm bi

>>213089707
Do you only own 1 pair?
I have 5 different coloured pairs of vans alone, then formal shoes, trainers, trail shoes etc

>>213089723
no im serious, it won't get blocked

lost another spelunky 2 run

only romance film ive seen is eternal sunshine

>>213089590
ktim and it's actually 18.5% but what's surprising is how it's almost 25% just a year earlier and a bit more worrying that I only have a year or two before I have no other excuse

>>213089690
is that the one where the wife cheats on her husband because of le depression and then a planet kills them all?

>>213089718
it's not a romance film

>>213089729
Cute, ever shagged a bloke?

>>213089718
it's not a romance film
where did you hear that?

>>213089697
>black lady
>lady
but they'd seethe at the idea of ekaterina getting her hymen "blown smoove open"

>>213089691
I’m scared :(

>>213089616
I will respond to every single one of them

>>213089734
you're belgian so don't worry about it x

>>213089602
Are you seriously trying to argue that if you lined up a hundred 18 year old women and a hundred 18 year old men, all looking to move out of their parental homes, that there would be an equal demand from older straight men and older straight women to house these 18 year olds at a discounted rate (or indeed for free) in exchange for sex, even if that agreement isn't explicit?

Do you honestly believe that? Because I don't. And I don't think it's a terminally online, out of touch thing to think. I think it's just a reflection of men's sex drive and the way our society is set up.

>>213089769
im not

>>213089730
>I have 5 different coloured pairs of vans alone
one for each day of the working week you get shagged up the arse by men?

>>213089748
no

>>213089588
holodemanon <3

>>213089738
give linklater's before trilogy a try, they're nice films

>>213089734
how's your mum doing mate?

>>213089781
done him

I don't watch Romance films because I know they'll just make me angry and bitter

>>213089781
I'm a top :^)

>>213089738
the handmaiden, me

raping my arse with a monkey puzzle tree

>>213089685
>texting a girl
>easy charisma, constantly getting laughs
>meeting her IRL
>can barely get two words out
haha

>>213089771
no, I'm arguing with your claim that
>A man can only move out when he can afford to, financially.

bailando bailando

if you like romance films, the Before trilogy by Richard Linklater is great. The third one isn't as good, at the very least not as comfy, but still worth watching. First two are fantastic though.

>>213089780
how's your mum doing mate?

>>213089780
why have you got a belgian flag then

Ziedy have you ever wanked to gay interracial? Be honest

>>213089860
gettin quik taps from the crondem
ziedy? he peekin x

maybe, if the game is like, warioware: "shove it up yo own ass" game

my dad only moved out of his parents house after tricking a woman 10 years his junior to buy a house and let him live with her
he was still married to my mother at the time, had lost all his teeth at the age of 30 and had a full set of dentures, was addicted to drugs, and an all around disgusting vile idiot asshole of a person
also broke

Grim

>>213089900
what a chad

>>213089885
shut up quentin btw what's your workout routine

More wax oozing out of the olive oiled ears

>>213089734
my reddit porn subs are asking me to show id, this racist, transphobic site is a goner.

>>213089734
pulled some strings have you?

>>213089847
never seen it but I love his first film slacker I've seen it about a million times

Dogberg doing rank farts

need to get a girlfriend but I live a very transient life where I'm rarely in one place long enough to get one. basically moving to a new city every six months at the moment, and getting a long-term missus is impossible if you know you can only be within 200 miles of her for the next 2 months before your whisked away to Bristol or some shit

love love LOVE going to the cinema on a rainy day. only thing that would make it better is a gf....

>>213089939
alri mikey

>Britain can enforce rules and penalise an American Website owned by a Japanese man because people from the UK use it.
Still don't get how it's enforceable.

Sir X Y posting did us in lets face it

lads
you know a cuisine that is absurdly underrated?
persian
you go to any persian restaurant and it'll be sublime
and yet kebabs and shwarmas get all the attention in the Mohammedean world

it's not right

>>213089912
he's disgusting nonce filth who molested me as a child and tried to sell me to other men for sex
and he is literally filthy and smelly with disgusting hygiene and other filthy habits

>>213089939
why do you do that?

>>213089967
UK ISPs will just block access to the site you mong

>>213089954
the kids are off now so i shant go the summer until septemember. i go alone mid week.

>>213089972
stil managed to get laid tho. better than an incel like me

>>213089972
screm

Sir Porn Blocker

replayed Warioland 2 on an emulator a few years back and it was fucking rock solid. God knows how I beat it the first time around without save scumming when I must have been like 6 or 7 years old.

is /brit/ pro or anti pedro pascal

>>213089966
pwhoar

>>213089967
>oi mate ur site goes against social liberalism give us 20 million brit bong bucks
>no
>fine then you lose access to our 70 million users *tells all british ips to block site*

there

pushed too hard on a big fart and disgraced myself

>>213089972
bradleyposters will be all over this like flyposters over a poo post

Sir VPN Buyer

>>213089954
this and the scorching heat

Just realised I have apnastasia or whatever the fuck it is that I can't visualise images.

Absolutely grim that is

>>213089998
beat mario galaxy 2 on emulator, amazing game. need a lot of arses around to use an xbox controller to play it though

just got a captcha wrong and almost had a heart attack thinking /brit/ had been done

>>213090003
Foy

>>213089933
You should definitely watch them lad, especially if you liked Slacker. There is a very similar vibe except much less nihilistic.

Also watch Boyhood if you haven't seen that.

>>213090025
what is a good, trust worthy vpn then lads?

What the fuck?

Watching the critically acclaimed disney musical, Apnastasia

>>213089991
if you actually believe that you are essentially braindead and a lost cause

>>213090016
Makes sense.

>>213089985
Mean.

>>213090030
just realised it did you? figured it out all by yourself yeah? going to run off to the bennies and claim pip now are you? yeah?

>>213089976
toil does it. they've got loads of positions about the country and so every six months they post me to a new location. there's talk about me even getting sent to Germany at some point, but don't know if I can be fucking bothered with all that

>>213090003
never seen anytihng that hes in except game of thrones

Really horny but seeing the bf tonight so need to save it

>>213090061
probably both. i remember reading that stress and loneliness make you lose brain cells

>>213090064
are you a hotel security guard?

Rorke's Dad on a mad one

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1m7k55e/nsfl_father_tracks_down_kid_who_stole_ebike_from/

YES

>>213090063
Yeah

>>213090051
nordvpn!

>>213090095
FUCK THE YOOKAY

>>213090094
No, I'm an internal auditor

Do any of you lads live on bennies?

>>213089531
because you're a friendless neet

why back in my day we used to call gooners "onanists"

aren't you lads supposed to be geo blocked?

>>213090060
Watched bartok the magnificent a million times as a kid and i never saw that
Mad how frasier voiced the bear

>>213090088
are you the penetrator or?

>>213090115
https://streamable.com/4yects

Replace the www with old

>>213090126
I receive gibs from my parents. Haven't paid for my own rent in 5 years

>>213090051
http://freevpn.cn/open-free-vpn-v0015.py

We need some more girls in here.
We need some more girls in here.

if 4chan doesn't get banned we'll be here all day answer questions like >>213090135 for the rest of the year

going to make & eat porridge

>>213090160
not clicking on this penis grabber

>>213090141
I am mostly the top yes
He's got a huge arse so I'm very lucky

>>213090160
ghost of john mcafee rattling chains at this link

>>213090160
john macaffee's spirit whispering my head not to click this link

>>213088496 (OP)
>white
>olive skilled norman
Kek do piggers really

>>213090179
click that shit nigga

>>213090160
The clouds parting and the spectral apparition of John McAfee descending towards me

>>213090195
>>213090187
>>213090185
Scrimboling

>>213090160
john macafees spectre screaming and shitting through my letterbox about this

NEW

>>213090212
>>213090212
>>213090212

>>213090095
given the ape stabbed the kid to steal his bike, he deserved to die and rorke's dad should be given a medal for his service to the community

>>213089590
KTIM!