Thread 213090404

For fuck sake I can't afford to mother fucking buy food, so I created an international law that will force the descendants of every invader of Egypt who erased ancient Egypt to pay compensation for doing so.
How can I enforce that law?

>>213090404 (OP)
Bread is subsidized, quit bitching.

>>213090439
corruption, so not everyone gets it, and it's not enough

why cant you afford food?

>>213090517
100% inflation

>>213090404 (OP)
that's brutal anon but since you live in a thirdie country where social media replaced the government for welfare cant you ask for help there?

>>213090404 (OP)
why did they do it?

>>213090551
bro, they know that!

>>213090511
Rile your people against the military niggers that run your country, soldiers only act tough because people aren't united, a mob of 10000 people will make even tankmonkeys piss and shit themselves

>>213090404 (OP)
It can’t be that bad

>>213090511
>>213090404 (OP)
Cannot you just stand in the middle of the road and knock one of those bread delivery cycling lads off his bicycle and steal his bread?

>>213090547
well venezuela/turkey (and argentina before) has the same, why cant you kill your masters to pull your country out of the gutter again?

>>213090404 (OP)
Use condoms you muzzie. The Nile can only sustain so many of you fucks.

>>213090404 (OP)
pray to osiris and a great harvest will be granted

>>213090733
kek

>>213090798
muzzie in Arabic means hot, but is killing us all the solution?

>>213090805
based

>>213090688
it is

>>213090404 (OP)
If I win the lottery tonight I will give you bread money

>wants to punish people who invaded egypt
>is arab

>>213093636
... is goldskin
>>213093622
based

>>213093689
Call it whatever you want. Shit's still hilarious to me.

>>213090404 (OP)
>I CAN'T AFFORD FOOD
>*pumps out 13th kid*
why are Egyptians like this?

>>213090404 (OP)
>>213090439
I heard about this once, its true? How does that work?

>>213093834
*14th
>>213093845
it's true

>>213093845
The army owns bakeries run by conscrpit slaves because the private market is greedy and retarded and would cause a famine if the military didn't have a way to regulate prices.
>tlrd: just thirdies things

>>213090511
Public accounting and demographic control is too spicy for africans

>>213093845
It's subsidized in Europe and the USA, too. Those EU bastards are teying to change things, though. Because we NEED to be dependent on food importa from thirdworld shitholes that hate us

>>213090547
Buy tuna and other things that take a long time to expire as soon as you get paid

Why do you deserve bread instead of your countrymen?
Because you can beg to us while they can’t? To me it seems you are more privileged and in a better position to help yourself

>>213090404 (OP)
Just quadruple the rates for using the Suez canal

>>213094254
hahaha

>>213090404 (OP)
>AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WE ARE STARVING SEND US MORE FREE FOOD GREAT SATA- errr I MEAN USA!

>>213091953
no just stop having so many kids theres already a 100+ million of you living on a river

>>213094365
really? wtf
are we really not hungry? ok, never mind, you won

>>213094420
true

firstoids piss me off