Good morning :) edition

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>>213090834 (OP)
I'm always slow

I hate niggers

i just beat the mega demon of hell of kiting it around a table a making it trip over

I have to exercise before I reward myself with covfefe in my piece of shit chungus life

>>213090846
same

he did fuck me up heavily though

Well I’m off to the wage cage

Oh, sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, and sing for the tear
Sing it with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Welcome to South Korea

the alternative to not working is working, is it really worth it

Oh my heart

Finished my gacha dailies.

I woke up at 5am and it's now 8am and I haven't eaten. Gonna pee and do laundry.

>>213091408
insufferable faggot

and having coffee and fruit then i'll do some exercise before mid day lunch, crazy you niggas dont have a word for mid day lunch but have one for dinner

>>213091461
>you niggas dont have a word for mid day lunch
yeah we do it's called lunch
dumbass

That sodding capitalist tom nook is working me to the bone

>>213091494
lunch is generic

>>213091595
Elevenses?

>>213091431
lol

I sat outside for a while this morning. Saw two squirrels and a hummingbird. I haven’t seen a hummingbird in a long time.

where i'm from "lunch" is the heaviest meal of the day and it's called almoço and dinner is called janta

>>213091634
>I sat outside for a while this morning. Saw two JEETS and a CHINK. I haven’t seen a CHINK in a long time.

>>213091619
slow is smooth and smooth is fast - brad fucking pitt

fuck a fucking duck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>213091724
booooooo

>>213091762
hi? are you a ghost? hi?

>Amerika girl

In the Holy Kingdom of Talitelud, the second prince welcomes his precious newborn Yulucia as a blessing—but no one suspects the truth: she’s a devil in disguise. Once a fearsome demon of the shadowy realm, Yulucia longed for a brighter world filled with family, friends, and light. Defying her dark origins, she tore through a summoning gate and was reborn as a human baby.

Now revered as the prophesied Saint, Yulucia hides her demonic hunger beneath an innocent facade. But how long can she keep her secret? As dangerous schemes close in and whispers of her true nature spread, Yulucia must balance her love for humanity with the darkness that still resides within. And while she may have escaped the shadows, they are never far behind—and neither is her hunger.

Am I the only person who immediately turns off a youtube video if I hear a woman start talking

demons and shit are cool and all but none of that shit is real

>mfw someone tells me to hurry up

i've seen a irl vagina before, just a vagina, no body

>>213091887
jason do you have a blonde white german american girlfriend?

lets discuss ways to hedge against inflation

Drunk
World hasnt changed

Do any of you chaps live in O'Neill, Nebraska?

>>213092505
yes

>>213092505
yeah I do

>>>/r9k/81942674

good morning

i am really tired

did you see the new south park? drumpf got fucking destroyed lol

i did not, i cancelled my cable TV years ago

I need a woman

covfefe time bros

>hanging out at this place that’s kind of like a bar/farm combo
>sit down on the grass with some friends and enjoy nature
>lady I have a crush on sits next to me
>she puts her hand on my face
>feel the softness and warmth of her hand
>wake up
>back to hell
Why must I live in this nightmare

>>213093067
time to embrace the crushing cold and darkness of life for a man in the 21st century. it will form a hard shell to protect you from the damaging realities of this dying empire.

>>213093067
Very low T fantasy. Maybe you should transition.

>>213093067
I dreamt that I snuck into a woman’s tent while she was sleeping and raped her. I think our people were at war though so it was somewhat justified

>>213092969
noice, I am on my 3rd cuppa atm

>>213093368
An androgynous midwestern girl with greasy hair in a carhartt jacket chugging out of a plastic cup in a Dillard's parking lot is peak America

>>213093510
there's nothing androgynous about her you mongrel
don't use words you don't understand

>>213093531
The last time I saw this posted anons were literally arguing about her sex

>>213093571
that just means they don't know what the word androgynous means either

Incredible that I get warned for this post but racebait garbage stays up for hours

>>213093677
They didn't use the word androgynous dumbass
You probably have a fixation on the idea of not knowing this word's meaning because you only learned it recently yourself
You don't realize that this girl is androgynous because you are a faggot and the distinction between sexes doesn't matter to you

you 100% absolutely have to believe in yourself no matter what

>>213093738
the mp4 I just posted is androgynous
the coffee girl is not androgynous
you are RETARDED and have no concept of ARTICULATION because you just use words you have a vague understanding of to act smart

>>213093794
>the mp4 I just posted is androgynous
>the coffee girl is not androgynous
Both are androgynous
>ARTICULATION
To use your own words, don't use words you don't understand lmao

>>213093531
She looks like she could have been a member of YES...

>>213093852
no they are not you retarded faggot
you literally called her a girl in your own original reply
if you can easily identify the actual gender, it is objectively not androgyny
just take the L and move on you chucklefuck, you have no legs to stand on

Project Epoch is in 2 days

>>213093911
>if you can easily identify the actual gender, it is objectively not androgyny
That's objectively not the meaning of the word
Do you always get this worked up when someone uses a word with more than 3 syllables?

>>213093951
just stop typing

>>213093971
>androgynous heroines
Merriam-Webster uses androgynous to describe a gendered word. I guess they don't know what the word means either

>>213094009
gosh I wonder why you conveniently omitted the second part

>>213094059
Those are exclusive uses of the same word. That's why they are numbered as different entries
The phrase "androgynous girl" would make it clear it is the first use, if you apply a little critical thinking

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/thailand-f-16-jet-bombs-cambodian-targets-border-clash-escalates-2025-07-24/
WWIII!!!!

>>213092515
>>213092528
Is it nice there?

Sure

All trannies have autogynephilia

lmfao this is literally /brown/ the general now i get why you faggots get so insecure calling every brazilian here a macaco you're all a bunch of jeets and chinks, lmfao

good morning race war now TND

>>213094558
I’m white doe

>>213094558
i bet 100% these posts are going to end up in a ban

I’m Jareer

>>213094559

millennial speak

watching atla as a kid made me want to be chinese so bad

hmm yeah I think it's weed time

I hate trannies so fucking much bros

My Temu ear cleaner with camera has arrived and as suspected there is a large buildup of ear wax in my left ear but it’s so far in the back I can’t reach it with the tool. I mean I guess I could but then I’d pierce my eardrum.
Need to think of a way to loosen it and get it out.
Crazy how I bought this shit little device for 4€ and it has a fully functioning endoscopic camera that streams wirelessly to my phone.

>>213094946
I am Chinese, so I don't get solid earwax

>>213093753

im indian

>>213095009
Chinx have grey wax

>>213095051
Hell yeah, man! I'm Cherokee

Well, you know I'm a music man
I grew up in east Tennessee
But last night I was everything when I got a few drinks in me
I was a doctor, a lawyer, a senator's son
Brad Pitt's brother and a man on the run
Anything I thought would get the job done

Minion or da Bob fo today?

>tfw turned 33 this month
>that random jolt of awareness of mortality
>tfw it sinks in once again that you WILL die and there is literally nothing you can do
It makes me feel so fucking depressed. I know eventually I'll forget about it and go back to living my life but at some point again that random jolt of electricity will hit me again and that panic will set in that I have finite amount of time on this planet. I really should get my shit together and call my ex and tell her how I feel instead of ignoring her texts....I know I probably won't though.

As an Indian man how can you post hate speech and expect me not to report it

>>213095272
Only atheists care about dying. Normal people know they've died before.

>>213095329
This

let him cook

>>213095272
>strong urge to improve life situation
>what should I do, workout business ideas, improve health, connect with family, workout investment opportunities, figure a way to a promotion?
>nah I should text my ex
Dude you are hopeless. It is over.
>

i want to be forever young

>>213095272
you just copied and pasted this post

>>213095426
do you really want to live forever?

Work from home is fun but soul draining. Need to figure out a job I can get into that is more hands on and fulfilling but still pays alright

>>213095444
Call the cops on me then

>>213095459
forever. and ever

Justice Beaver? Who is Justice Beaver?

Fuck you fuck ass niggas man

Watching the Hunger Games cuz I'm a fag lol

>>213095587
What did I do?

Goshpedo niggas be like “she said she was 12 o algo”

I’m going to a chiropractor on Wednesday

The best thing about bein' a woman is the prerogative to have a little fun

>>213095730
he's gonna jiggle you around

>>213095543
dam nigga

>>213095734
I always thought it went "... It's not provocative to have a little fun"

>>213095681
Nothing I’m just mad

How good is your posture?

>>213095543
Ain't no justice when it's just us beavers

>>213094173
LOL

I think I'll be trading in my first bike for a more street oriented bike soon, I don't trail this one anymore so it's just a commuter. I'm going to miss my baiku, though

hello

>>213094173
Idgi

>>213094558
I'm convinced that the jannies have a list of naughty words that must automatically ping them when anyone says them, without requiring user reports. Specifically, the "c-word" you used (feels absolutely retarded saying that, but i don't want to catch a ban) rather consistently seems to result in bans

>>213095259
those "stretch jeans" are veering too much into leggings territory to be menswear...

I dress exactly like Adam Sandler

>>213095259
left looks like a halloween costume

>>213096015
Probably because you're both Jewish

Ejaculated last night in the vagina of a woman who's ovulating

women soldiers, definitely not buying

so my shoes came and they dont fit

>>213096033
God I wish I were Jewish
Then they’d let me in on their conspiracy

>>213094654

>>213096058
I've had that happen, bought the exact same brand and model I had previously, same size and they didn't fucking fit

>>213095730
CHIROPRACTORS ARE NOT REAL DOCTORS THEY JUST GO TO A TWO YEAR SCHOOL AND GET TO CALL THEMSELVES THAT

>>213096061
Me too, honestly.
I deeply admire the culture and industriousness of the Jewish people.

>>213096115
It's four years dumb ass

>>213096115
Your mother goes to me for chiropracty

Sad stuff

>>213096122
>industriousness of the Jewish people.
can't tell if you're being facetious

Gross

>>213096144
link

>>213096150
?
Ashkenazi Jews are the most financially successful people in most of the Western world. This must be the result of their hard work and emphasis on education.

>>213096144
that isn't real. his wife has recently confirmed he's alive

I am better than Terrone in every way, yet I am a khhv and he has had sex with multiple women. Says a lot about today’s society.

>>213096099
whatever i had second thoughts about the shoes i ordered anyway im thinking about getting these instead

>>213096037
Nice bro. My ex always had an insatiable cock lust while ovulating when we were younger, and being a teen I could hardly say no. It even came on once while we were at the beach and she dragged me to the family bathroom where we broke the changing table

new battlefield looks ass

>>213096241
financial vampirism and scamming based on technicalities/loopholes is not industriousness

>>213096297
i got bf4 vibes from the trailer but im still waiting 6 months to see if they fuck up the multiplayer with retarded skins

if they have nothing to hide they would just show it

>>213096235
The Maltese herald

>>213096243
Link? That's what the snow niggers said about "tex" and then it was later confirmed that not only was he dead, but he had been tortured to death by friendly forces

>>213096351
post your penis then

>>213096305
Work smarter not harder. That's like admonishing someone for using a shovel while you're digging ditches with your bare hands.

>>213096356
Nvm they updated it. It seems to be false

>>213096365
i'm hiding my penis from hungry homos like you

> He was promised a non-combat role as a welder, but was sent to the frontlines after two weeks of training.
lol Russians are so low

>>213096144
survives him right he trusted the russians would treat him well when they dont even care about the lives of their own citizens

I think Russians are genetically predisposed to lying

>>213096501
this but with indians

>>213096471
serves* dumbass fucking phone!!!!!!!!!!!

feeling sexy

>>213096361
Bet he tried to surrender

>>213096385
no, it's like admonishing someone for relying on foreign slave labour instead of doing something yourself or hiring a local worker

I'm an influencer

>>213096598
Again, work smarter not harder.

>>213096606
im a cumfluencer

I end sentences with periods when I'm being super serious.

grammar is useless and for pansies

>>213096606
I'm a catfluencer

>>213096652
I ended your moms period

>>213096652
Sassy

>>213096423
>>213096501
this whole story appears to be part of the broader disinfo campaign to make the russians look like shit. obviously the russians do have real issues in their own right, but western media constantly make shit up about them. according to his wife, he isn't even on the frontline. it's pretty crazy how much outright fabrication goes on in the media with respect to countries deemed adversarial to the regime; there are tons of completely made up stories about north korea routinely published by mainstream sources, for instance

I’m 6’8, have a 13 inch penis, and make 9 figures per year

>>213096676
what a fucking cunt stepped on it

>>213096708
My post >>213096501
wasn't really about this specific story, but it was recalled by it. I've just had a lot of personal experiences with Russian immigrants

>>213096241
They're also kinda used to frugality. Shtetls were destitute.

Gonna change my name is Shlomo Epstein and pretend to be Jewish
I’ll just say Nazis destroyed all my family’s papers

>>213096616
antisocial, low trust society behaviour is not smart in the long run. why do you think jews have been kicked out of 109 countries? on an individual level, sociopathic behaviour like being a con man only works if you're a parasitic drifter who periodically moves on to a new host community before people catch on

lol

>>213096807
That’s kinda sad even though the iron sheik was better

>>213096807
its over

>>213096794
>holocaust stolen valour by a goy
oy gevalt! good way to get your life ruined
wasn't there a brazilian tranny US congressman who got caught faking being a jew and got kicked out of the house lol

manbaby millennials around the world just lost 2 heroes damn....

Celeb deaths come in threes. Who will go next?

>>213096801
>>213096652

>>213096887
David letterman

hulkamaniacs…

hulk hogan died

Rip

>>213096949
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOAHWOAHWOAH

Algeria spends 10% of its GDP on the military, making it the second-largest country in the world, behind Ukraine at 37% and ahead of Israel at 9%.

For comparison, in Russia it's 7.5%, in Poland it's 5%, in the USA 3%, and in France 2%.

>>213096887
Heavy metal, prowrestling, ___
Whatever completes the millennial man child trinity

>>213096880
Who’s the other one

>>213097006
harrison ford your time has come

Good afternoon /cum/friends

>>213097032
are you that jap creepshot poster?

>>213097006
RIP Artie Lange

Ozzy Osbourne peaked in relevance in the 1970s. Millennials weren’t even alive yet; that’s the boomer era.

>>213097096
ONE BIG ROOM FULL OF BAD BITCHES

>>213097006
Violent Jay…

Millennial tragic deaths:
>stomp clap hey musician
>quintuple IPA craft brewer
>stick and poke tattoo artist

Just took a shit

ozzy is goated, all the boomer greats are goated, look at music today is just slop on slop deep fried gay metal and blacks

>>213097096
I'd say he peaked in the 80s

Momberg brought my clothes out of the dryer while I'm playing CS

>>213097240
That’s still when millennials were either not born or the eldest millennials were babies

>>213097293
be nice to momberg

im installing a voice changer to sound like a cure girl because im too shy to talk on the mic >.<

Many people are dying this year that have never died before

>>213097304
Yeah, he's definitely not a millennial hero

hogan dead it's over

>>213097373
The world is healing

>>213097342
Schizojeet…

people getting old dying zoomers not really stepping up to replace them

If the world reaches peak population in our lifetimes, we may also live through the year with the most deaths in all of history

>>213097418
yes im schizojeet and im trans

https://youtu.be/3iBJUjzDwUc

This can’t be
Beat the count one more time brother..

>>213097455
Zoomers have been locked out of the system due to DEI and such. Gen Alpha may have an opportunity to make something of themselves if the woke really gets put away.

population is fine, its just africans and indians and china that need a mass starvation event to balance the world out

>we’re not getting Hogan 2028
It’s over

doing planks now, gonna do 1.30, 1.40 and then 2 minutes

when it comes crashing down and it hurts inside
you gotta take a stand it don't help to hide
well if you hurt my friends and you hurt my pride
i gotta be a man i can't let it slide
i am a real american
fight for the rights of every man
i am a real american
fight for what's right
fight for your life

>>213097013
ozzy

>>213097530
They need to overthrow patriarchy and legalize birth control and women in the workplace

ITS A WORK BROTHER

what happens when someone poos while being anally penetrated

Hulk hogan visited Epsteins island btw

>>213097667
It’s a work brother

>>213097667
to beat epsteins ass

>>213097654
indian scholars have been experimenting with this concept for ages

didn't epsteins lawyer die recently as well? very sus

>>213097654
pretty there's german porn featuring that

>>213097723
Alan Dershowitz is alive and well

>>213097667
yeah to leg drop that satanic mossad agent

>>213097611
India already has sub-replacement fertility. I was going to suggest flooding Africa with a few million Indians to each African country, but I’m not sure that would work
>no one can afford housing? who gives a shit; just build another mud hut
>wages suppressed? no one has a job anyway (some of these places have an annual GDP/capita of like $200)
Maybe we could all learn a thing or two from M’Bubu

>>213097654
Feels like I'm cumming out my ass

I have leftovers but I want to eat a cheeseburger for lunch

>>213097804
how about a ham sandwich

>>213097654
The penis gets stinky poopoo all over it

>>213097770
shit nigguh

My Nintendo Switch 2 arrives next week

>smile
>look like a demented retard

>>213097701
>>213097757

even a guy like me with no interest in WWE knew who the big HH was, mourning your loss

>>213097895
he was a chud anyway

PISS
POO
SHIT
AND CUM
PISS
POO
SHIT
AND CUM

PISS
POO
SHIT
AND CUM

>>213097915
HH BROTHER

>>213097867
just dont smile and be stone cold

HH is in Valhalla now

>>213097969
>HH
>Hulk Hogan
>Heil Hitler

>>213097972
being doing that since long

Trump said no more codejeets
https://www.indiatoday.in/technology/news/story/no-more-tech-hiring-in-india-donald-trump-tells-google-apple-and-others-to-focus-on-americans-2760486-2025-07-24

I bet it would be super easy to gaslight jason in to eating raw eggs

i've eaten raw eggs before, multiple at the same time even, its no biggie

>>213098231
I used to drink raw eggs daily
I ate raw egg with raw ground beef for breakfast today

>>213098258
not like that, i ate them because i was dared to do it

>federal government FINALLY starts cutting mass migration
>the fucking premiers are revolting and bringing in more jeets through a provincial process
That’s it, I can’t stay in this absolute dogshit country

I shoved a hardboiled egg up my ass

>only 2 more payments left on my car
financial freedom... is so close...

>>213098308
Sissy

Was this your childhood?

Tariffs benefiting foreign automakers at the expense of domestic, I voted for this 6D chess

>>213098351
no

>>213098319
which car?

>>213098351
this is a bit closer for me (except i wasn't a girl)

>>213098231
>>213098258
Raw yolk is fine (best, really), but raw white has certain antinutrients that’ll block the absorption of some vitamins. It won’t kill you, but you’d basically be counteracting the benefit of eating the yolk, and winding up with something close to neutral. Best to eat a preparation with a near-raw yolk and a cooked white

>>213098313
Mark Carney is such a fucking snake

Safe and effective BROTHER

>>213096887
Malcolm already died you racist fuck

>>213098414
But you are now right

>>213097654
Happens all the time
What happens is basically exactly what you imagine would happen

>>213098467
In the middle or X

>>213098415
I ateonly the yolk so I’m good
I haven’t been an egg drinker for a while now

>>213098507
True, a cock in your anus triggers the nerve because it feels full, you learn to master the desire to shit the more you do it

Malcolm X in the Middle, premiering this fall on ABC

you can be as silly as you want if you're ripped no one is gonna give you shit

Hulk Hogan killed Ozzy Osborne, then they killed Hulkster to cover it all up. You're a fool if you believe what the mainstream media is telling you.

RIP TO THE HULKSTER AND CHUCK MANGIONE

Ozzy and hulk are both those level of celebrity where you're instantly mythologized after you die. People are going to be telling stories about them for ages

threads on /pw/, /sp/, /tv/, /int/ and /pol/

I’m gonna make hotdogs for dinner

>>213098634
Is he related to Luigi

>>213097373
It's just like 2009. Next there will be an economic collapse

>>213098634
>CHUCK MANGIONE
Wtf? I'm crying

IDC about Hulk Hogan but I have regularly watched compilations of the Osbournes for years and always thought people didn't give that show and Ozzy enough credit for being so funny. Also Sabbath was actually a good band back in the day.

my thunderstruck head cannon goes hard as fuck

>>213098726
sad

mark carney is so fucking based

.

>>213098831
True, he loves America

>>213090834 (OP)
I always include America in my bedtime prays.

>>213098805
Wrong
Finna bouta throw some brats on the grill, roast some peppers and carmelize some onions and maybe make a salad

>>213098715
You made me look at /pol/ and this is the first thing I saw >>>/pol/511231177

>>213098963
Do you consider yourself European or North African

im glad people stopped talking about epstein i was getting bored of it

I've never watched pro-wrestling, even as a kid. I always had a sense that it was low -class entertainment

2nd load of laundry is in the dryer.

Washing my sheets and blanket.

Momberg put borax in my load and it came out really clean.

>>213099030
The last connection my country had with North Africa was in 1122 AD.

I like the idea of pro wrestling but a lot of it is repetitive and makes me think I'd rather just watch real MMA. I like hearing stories about it though

>>213099183
that's because you're a faggot with no sense of whimsy

>>213099035
yeah time for a big distraction like celebrity deaths i'm glad people are focused on ozzy osborne and a retired leather wrestler instead of an international childrape cabal that runs the world

>>213099236
Are you a native Semite?
How does it feel being the only Semitic European country

Wrestling hasn't been entertaining since the mid 2000s and there is no reason to get into it now especially if you haven't liked it as a child.

>>213099315
shut up schizojeet no one cares

Dying is crazy

How about Bulk Bogan and he’s a fat Australian

>>213099393
Just take another hit of your dude weed and keep your thoughts to yourself thanks

i am in the epstein files

>>213099393
Fr

>>213097093
This is proof that at least one of the /int/ mods has a cuckold fetish, given that this guy is allowed to spam this thread over and over without it getting deleted

hap-penis

Making a Mileena new, one sec

>>213099409
Keep those bad vibes to yourself broski

>>213099504
>>213099504
>>213099504

>>213099333
Nobody thinks much about this stuff.
It's kinda cool to be part of a small language group.

New
>>213099534

>>213099393
These celebrities are all NPCs so dying isn't as significant for them