Thread 213091829

Bakewell edition

>>213091829 (OP)
are flag onamadone

See you lads on the archive

every time

Love a Barkwell tart me

>>213091829 (OP)
Love bakewell. Big into tarts, you see.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Blackcock
/brit/bros explain

>>213091829 (OP)
leftypol hates this

hi

right lads you lot getting banned anytime soon then?

Anyone up for the /brit/cord?

>>213091917
lol no

>>213091917
is it going to be full of paedophiles with anime pfps?

>>213091913
tomorrow

https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/protecting-children/online-age-checks-must-be-in-force-from-tomorrow

>>213091761
I don't want to leave, I want to fix this county.

would gladly play on a /brit/craft server

Why doesnt someone make a /brit/ forum?

>>213091930
it not right

>>213091964
britfa.gs

>>213091829 (OP)
>Bakewell
WTF its a real place?!!! I thought it was a made up place where Mr. Kipling lived.

>>213091958
what if i made a massive willy sculpture in the middle of it

guys there’s still time don’t give up

will the drunk man outside go UUGH UUGH UUGH and save us again?

>>213091977
how's your mum doing mate?

>>213091904
Get your head out of the gutter, saar. Not everything is a reference to your porn preferences

nth for the gyaldem

What are some things you like about this country in 2025?

>>213091983
i'd make a big arsehole for it to go through

>>213091929
Hope so

>>213091571
Because they think a brown person has gained control of your account and is trying to buy crypto to extract the money. Unironically this is why, your bank's just looking out for you.

But if you do a bank transfer the bank won't shit the bed. Generally you need 2-FA or some extra step to auth a new payee, as opposed to a standard debit card transaction which doesn't prompt additional security (hence why a scammer would try that).

Alternative tinfoil theory: banks hate crypto because it's a deflationary currency and they hate you for knowing it exists or trying to use it, goy. So they make it a ball ache for you.

>>213092012
I like myself

got caught smoking weed in a alleyway last night by 2 girls was so embarrassing I still want to die

Reckon there's a fair chance we won't get blocked overnight and it could take days or a few weeks. If 4chan just ignores it won't they have to block through your isp?

>>213091958
would love a /brit/craft server, don't think it will ever be made

Literally zero evidence that when you sleep it's a direct break in consciousness and that version of you dies and a new entity that isn't you wakes up tomorrow.

Also memories are the only thing that makes you you so therefore since you constantly lose memories the person in your body in a years time won't be you

rosaceaberg is flaring up 24/7 since i've been on the roids

>>213092037
didn’t you offer them a hit? bad manners and lost potential if so

>>213092039
4chan won’t ignore shit

Are we going back to the sharty?
Surely they won't ban the sharty??

>>213092006
how's your mum doing mate?

I hate my own race so goddamn much and hope we really really go extinct soon

please lads the survival server

>>213091829 (OP)
>Bakewell
>Famous for baking a tart well
If this isnt proof were in a simulation i dont know what is

what do society and governments have against altered states of consciousness?
if i want to smoke meth and drive a car i should have every right

>>213091986
Signed

Broken Britain

>>213092050
ever heard of the ship of theseus?

>>213092061
No they just glared at me like I was a freak

labubu dubai chocolate sex arse

got a ban on tv for replying to off-topic posts right when I wanted to create a thread, fucking fuming
no point in restarting the router because it won't allow to post images

>>213092101
yeah all by receiving EU funds

We should move /brit/ to Runescape.

>>213091873
>ankle bracelet
what are these for other than to pander to foot perverts

>>213092093
They make you too aware of how government fucks you and they dun like that

There is such a thing as intelligence as demonstrated in 2016 when all the stupid uneducated gammons voted for brexit and the voice of the intelligent university educated professional classes was disregarded
It was categorically proven at that time by newspapers, opinion formers and academics that the dumber you were the more likely you were to vote for brexshit

it should be /brit/ + /fr/ not /frbtrit/ mongo

Reading about Fred and Rose West. Quite interesting to read about a couple like that where it's actually the woman who is a complete lunatic rather than the bloke.

im going to cry when 4chan is banned

>>213092102
no but I heard of all the prior ships that made up its constituent parts so I guess you might say in some sense yes. Or no, depending on your interpretation.

did the man ban the website?

After the experience in Ukraine, we ought to be wary when Jewish run governments and intelligence services embrace meme driven pseudo-fascist jingoistic aesthetics. The same career employee Jews and homos spying on us under Trump's first term and Biden remain in charge of DHS. All this shows is they are trying to recruit young white men for a war.

hate the english

>>213092174
cry more bitch nigga

>>213092119
how's your mum doing mate?

>>213092139
>Same wealthy fucks that benefit from immigration use an argument: Well if you vote brexit ya stupid haha owned
Midwits really really are an impressionable bunch

>>213092139
I live in a small town filled with old people that mainly voted Brexit. After the vote, they were literally saying "well I didn't think it would actually happen". It's actually worrying how thick people are in this country.

>>213092153
Fred west was an inbred psychopathic deviant halfwit aswell he murdered and sexually assaulted people before he met rose

Ukraine will be known as the country that created George Soros funded "neo nazis."

>>213092184
rude

No luck smashing them gangs then?

>>213092138
:)

>>213092212
I know ukraine as europe and russias garbage dump/epsteinesque brothel so doesn't change much in status tbf

rorke: we need an authoritarian government that does away with degeneracy and bad things
labour: i agree, lets ban porn, anime and racism.

have no fear, 4chan won't be blocked

>>213092176
and back then they didn't even know about cellular cycles

Sir Gang Recruiter

keir starmer personally wanking me off because it's illegal to do it myself

>>213092254
Idgi

>>213092050
Given that we retain pretty much all our memories and sense of identity upon waking up, the simpler explanation would be that we don't experience a direct break in consciousness. If you wanted to argue that we become a completely different person over time, you could have just said that our body replaces most of its cells over 7 years.

>>213092202
you are too stupid to see that the punishment has been wilful on the part of those who were already benefiting most
brexit could've been perfectly good for the UK if we hadn't had ten years of people trying to hamstring us from within

>>213092273
Thank you.

there's a paki woman at my office with big tits and i always look at her tits

>>213092335
corr boobies

>>213092335
why's that then lad

This online safety act was passed by the previous Conservative government yet Labour are going to get the blame for it because people have the memories of goldfish.

>>213092355
you just have to look at them don't you

Sir Useful Wanker

>>213092365
Why don't labour stop it?

>>213092335
Blatant lie. Paki women don’t have big tits

>>213092365
Parliament is sovereign, they could hold a vote and scrap it

its the toast that gets you

>>213092365
If Labour really wanted to scrap it they would. They clearly don't, because they're worse than the Tories for nanny state bullshit.

>>213092312
Well no dumb fuck, "personality" isn't real so how do you know you retain it?

When you sleep the version of you that is awake now is dead and the new version starts tomorrow.

Also memories are the only thing that keeps you as the current conscious you are experiencing now. If I asked you what you were thinking in June 2019 you probably couldn't tell me a single thing without checking so how are you the same version of yourself you were then?

Scenes when we're all here tomorrow still wasting our lives

>>213092254
they're right on the porn and anime part
but this country fundamentally needs more racism

maybe trump will save us like he saved apple encryption?
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/07/uk-backing-down-on-apple-encryption-backdoor-after-pressure-from-us/

>>213091930
Will we still be able to lurk?

>>213092386
Speak for yourself
.t duck

>>213092393
I won’t be. One way or the other ;)

>>213092409
no, because then you could view the "harmful" content

>>213092383
what about priti patel

>>213092386
reckon i could do this but the hash browns would rape me

Enjoy your last few hours on this website. We're looking forward to you rejoining society.

>>213092393
See>>213092388

In the glorious Labour future, every wank will be a Tor wank

>>213092386
he ate the hat

Haven't wanked in a couple days, and kissed a lady yesterday. Reckon that means I ought to make a cum tribute today.

>>213092425
>Patel was born in London to an Ugandan-Indian family.
She’s black

>>213092407
Orange mans sole concern is the well being of jews globally and the safety and defense of the state of Israel
Nothing else matters to him

>>213092452
nan won't be impressed

Mad how all this could've been avoided if Boris had just stuck to his guns instead of listening to those gay scientists

>>213092430
could mash them down into one big lump of hashbrown and eat it in a oner

Why didn't the Normans rename England when they conquered it?

>>213092313
Britain was never going to be in a strong position to negotiate with other countries. And the EU was always going to be as awkward as possible in the negotiations because they want to set an example and discourage other members from leaving. Anyone with a triple-digit IQ could have forseen what actually ended up happening.

>>213092476
Good name init

>>213092468
I've resolved to do a tribute of the Princess of Norway. Got a photo printed on A4 paper pronto.

Going to write ofcom a strongly worded letter

white man came across the sea
he cleaned our rivers and the sea

Rorke, I like your whole vibe. I like your style.

>>213092386
imagine being from swindon and actually letting people know it. lol

>>213092476
Normans marketed themselves as being the "true" English. They married English women, gave their children English names, and would often drum up support for War with France by talking about protecting the "Ancient Rights of Englishmen."

>>213092244
t.

>>213092476
Because William claimed to be the rightful king of England. It would be a bit silly to scrap the name once he'd won his throne

>>213092431
who the FUCK thought this was a good idea

>>213092388
>When you sleep the version of you that is awake now is dead and the new version starts tomorrow.
You have zero proof to back up this claim. If you were to monitor a sleeping person's brain activity, you would see that there is no "reset" to suggest what you are saying.

>Also memories are the only thing that keeps you as the current conscious you are experiencing now. If I asked you what you were thinking in June 2019 you probably couldn't tell me a single thing without checking so how are you the same version of yourself you were then?
Actually I was on holiday in Paris.

>>213092512
is littering seen as acceptable in india?
why would they ruin that lovely place by the waterfall?

Lundy, Fastnet and Irish Sea
I got a message I can't read

>>213092512
>hey pick up your shit so we don’t have to swim in filth
Indians baffled and documenting this strange white man to study him

>>213092529
None of this is true, you fucking idiot

>>213092540
People genuinely lost their minds during covid, I agree the Tories were shite but people thinking the Red Tories were the answer is just mind-boggling

>>213092525
hes from smethwick in the west midlands thoughbeit

Fret not! I'm sure you can find the exploits someday, that's how 4changs would always be; he's a contrarian.
You can always come here to post and make generals. as of now not enough posters to sustain a general so that's that.
code: aHR0cHM6Ly9rb2hsY2hhbi5uZXQvaW50L3Jlcy8yNjY0NzYzMS5odG1s
unlock code: https://www.base64decode.org/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9AMHIiGlms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJIS3KjinPc

>>213092183
Must have been wild being a native or a bear and seeing this GIGANTIC GHOST WOMAN chasing you westward.

Toillass is on a webinar for what she thought was some important training, all they've gone on about for 15 minutes is DEI stuff kek

>>213092541
Literally nothing you said in the first paragraph makes any sense. How about you prove to us then how you know for a fact when you wake up tomorrow you will still be the person that is typing this now

Still irrelevant, you can't tell me what you were thinking

>>213092476
England was an established Kingdom, and the throne bestowed on him greater power and political clout, legally, than dukedom did in his French territories.

>>213092607
oh my days

>>213092544
>is littering seen as acceptable in india?
it's seen as acceptable in this country at this point, honestly. see far too many council-trash chavs running around hurling their empty Ribena bottles into rivers and leaving packets of monster munch strewn about the parks

Do you believe in ghosts or the paranormal?

>>213092632
prefer not to say

>>213092632
No I believe in the normal.

>>213092607
fuck sake what's rorke up to now

>>213092632
No but Diego probably does because he loves believing in unproven nonsense like that

>>213092632
yeah

posting with my girlfriend at the moment. have you got anything you'd like to say to my GORGEOUS little lady?

>>213092632
Not ghosts exactly but there's clearly a load of stuff we can't explain, the 'sceptic' explanations are often worse than the loony ones

>>213092607
Millions Must Fry

>>213092566
Didn't they get less than a third of the vote. Labour has never been more unpopular. They only won by default

>>213092668
hello ;)

>>213092632
i believe in spiritual stuff and ufos and aliens

>>213092668
Good luck in her SATs

fizzy orange grapefruit cherry lemonade

>>213092066
WE'RE COMING BACK LADS

>>213092183
'Where once there roamed
Across the Plains
The Indian, and the scout
The Swede with alcoholic breath
Sets rows of cabbage out'

>>213092705
get with the times unc
next you'll mention o-levels

>>213092611
>Literally nothing you said in the first paragraph makes any sense
Because you are an illiterate spastic.

>>213092668
drop your small shrimp man and let this white thug rape on it

>>213092668
ever let him shag you up the arse?

getting on a small boat to france so i don't have to show my ID for a wank

I passed the 11+

Sir Bedbound Spastic

we'll just go to the sharty
ofcom don't know about that one

got to get muscular before summer arrives so i can look sexy in a tshirt

my nan gave me £25k when she died. If I use that I will only have to pay £308 a month for this beast

Rorke powerbombing Leftypol through the Spanish announce table

sharn't be showing my gorgeous little lady any of those posts

>>213091930
>Grindr
IT'S OVER

>>213092632
I believe that if there are ghosts or paranormal beings, they are not able to interact or communicate with the physical world like the majority of people who believe in them seem to think.

>>213092668
Post pic of her belly

>>213092671
>there's clearly a load of stuff we can't explain
That's why we need to do more science

>>213092765
Im sure financing a stupid car was what she wanted you to do

that's the summer wasted, time to get a few quality wool jumpers and settle down for the rest of the year now

Rasheed hitting Rorke with a chairshot while the ref is distracted

Why would any random foreign website give a shit what Ofcom says

>>213092765
Youre a mong

fuckin’ queers
*throws chair against the wall*

>>213092798
Not much else you can do with it
>>213092815
Go on

>>213092725
So I repeat, please explain how when you wake up tomorrow you will be the same person who is typing this now and not a new entity that has started from your break in consciousness from sleeping

Grass Mud Horse

>>213092747
does it mean i'll have to pay for you to stay in a hotel, get bennies and spend your days wanking?

>>213092841
no it mudn't

Proper love to referring to people as a ghoul, proper vicious little insult

let this abominable white thug rape on it rorke style

omds rorke

The Great Firewall of Britain

Sucking it white boy style

wait i just realised, this means i'd have to create a pornhub account for a woman.... i would have to LOG IN for a wank? fuck off i just go into ingonito and have a wank

>>213092858
might just come over for a wank and then go home after

blag cog ebb
or
cab beg blog

YouTuberbergs tailoring their VPN ads to lonely British men with full balls

>>213092895
like on a work visa but for wanks
a wank visa

Rorke's heroes:
>Adolf Hitler
>Benito Mussolini
>Oswald Mosley
>Julius Evola
>Yukio Mishima
>Enoch Powell
>Nigel Farage
>Tommy Robinson
>Rupert Lowe
>Donald Trump

Leftypol's heroes:
>Karl Marx
>Pyotr Kropotkin
>Rosa Luxemburg
>Vladimir Lenin
>Leon Trotsky
>Noam Chomsky
>Slavoj Zizek
>Tony Benn
>Arthur Scargill
>Jeremy Corbyn

>>213092874
nah that's leftypol behaviour

>>213092926
Holy fuck I never realised how tougher the right is to the left, the first list would beat the absolute fuck out of the second list

new Evie

>>213092632
I guess there's certain level of visibility on how much you can see of the Other Side.
- Level 1 - you can see vague smoke
- Level 2 - you can see translucent shadowy blurry figure
- Level 3 - you can see their heads but the rest of the body is blurry like mist
- Level 4 - You can see the body but not their aura, the transparency are more subtle
- Level 5 - You can see the whole body that's opaque but they can't talk to you
- Level 6 - Same as Level 5 but you can hear their whisper but couldn't make up the mumbling and taunts
- Level 7 - You can talk to the entities and see them as a whole and glimpses of light that they avoids
- Level 8 - You can see blinding white figures that dispel and destroy the dark figures.
These are what the monk told me about the Other Side.
I think I'm at level 3. How about you anon?
Pic rel is what I think I might see if I gain even more experience. And they said that to gain such power, dark arts are required and we're just borrowing """their""" eyes to see them. Does that mean """they"""ll leech up my soul energy? Any anons knows beyond what I learned so far about this unwanted ability?

ah yes another morning scraping through my carpet for the smallest dregs of weed

totally not addictive lads

>Import millions of angry young foreign men
>Ban porn
Think we can all see where this is going

rule34video just got blocked

Really disappointing we couldn't have come with something a bit more original than 'leftypol' as a name frankly

>>213092765
Just use half to finance a car and save the other half for a deposit on a house

>>213092972
'grants are thick as fuck so wont know how to get a vpn

>>213092953
imagine they all start fighting and yukio mishima just stabs himself

>>213092961
who

>>213092928
rorke is the girl that wants to commit suicide

https://pastebin.com/1SEbnCCy
For clarity this is where we all should go. It was our main bunker when 4chan got hacked.

>>213092972
Rape

>>213092923
ever seen that video of the man with massive balls and then he's wanking and gallons of spunk comes out? i wonder how they actually did that

>>213092980
i've always said this
rorke has a history and is unique to this place
leftypol is just...the name of a website
would be like calling rorke '4chan' or something

get the survival server made

>>213093022
well too bad
rorke and leftypol are ingrained in /brit/ culture forever now

>>213093033
Women be like:
>You MUST NOT look at her

>>213093021
They inject loads of cum into the balls and just piss it out

this is my favourite epstein pic

>>213092972
The birth rate will MASSIVELY increase and gammons will seethe

truly a nanny state + Dawlah Al Islamiyya. Even Malaysia isn't that harsh despite being a Islamic cuntry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9AMHIiGlms

https://pastebin.com/UP8uMGEw
what the actual fuck lads.

>>213092953
Kropotkin would have a fair go I reckon, but then he'd despise most of leftypol anyway

>>213093033
grim

Rewatching Doctor Who from Ecclestone onwards.
It's actually class x

>>213093073
Think women usually abort rape babies but on the other hand you're alive

>>213093068
what's he thinking about?

so are we having a big closing party for /brit/ tonight or what?

>>213093100
Same thing we're all thinking about

>>213093100
quim

>>213093094
>women usually abort rape babies
No they don't

>>213093112
w301. fally party room. be there.

>>213093112
no it will just fizzle out

might buy a deerstalker and a magnifying glass and walk around saying "elementary!"

we're going back to the sharty right? I'm excited

What will Labour ban next for our own good? Greggs I reckon

>>213093077
what is that im scared to click

im quite fond of the colour teal

@grok show me amateur milf porn of women who are clearly in their mid-40s or higher

>>213093137
Alri Jayden

>>213093073
we get it leftypol your only policy is to get more white kids raped

>>213093166
I have a teal Gameboy Color

>>213093159
~-~YEAH~-~

>>213093166
twas my preferred armour colour when playing halo, i like how it looked against the snow on snowy maps

>>213093166
gay porn colour

well, this it it, the last ever /brit/

>>213093166
for me it's pink

Mad how Franco's army treated the left exsctly as they deserved, and even got away with it

We could all take notes

might eat some food

>>213093205
do you reckon

>>213093194
>playing halo

We're all moving to Crystal Cafe

sad that I'll never get to have sex with a good looking woman

>>213093234
i've played mass effect quite extensively as well, settle down froglad

I am not moving anywhere, I'm keeping the regulators updated with every site I find you cretins on. Fuck you all.

>>213093166
same :3

Is tonight the night you'll be gone?

>>213093260
fuck off starmerbot

>>213093189
You ever played Pokemon on that thing?

Gf left to live with my mum after I asked her to fuck a 'gger and let me watch

>>213093166
>What's the deal with the colour teal. Its not quite blue but its not quite green either

>>213093278
I hate him too, and getting more Internet restrictions also gets people more mad at him. Win / win.

fatgoy slim

>>213093274
No, but today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you

apology for poor english

when were you when /bert/ dies?

i was sat at home posting mice when kier ring

‘/bert/ is kill’

‘no’

>>213093039
whoever does it needs to make their home IP address known or pay for shitty realms

>>213093313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZDl_R8Zp2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZDl_R8Zp2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZDl_R8Zp2E

>>213093345
Not clicking

Is this our last day on the 'chan then? It's getting banned tonight?

>>213093416
2 more weeks

>>213092980
>>213093022
Far too late to do anything about it now but I'll offer up Peterloo as a name

>>213093416
Yeah we're going to the sharty

>>213093416
nah just a bit of a pisstake

>>213093416
no, ofcom will need to go to isps to get it blocked

Sir Xi Jinping

sir chicken jockey

Sir Final Thread

Rorke mowing down zulus
Peterloo getting moved down by the king's cavalry

>>213093022
>i've always said this
Fuck me what a sad cunt, 4chan is your entire life.

>>213093547
fucks sake

>>213092544
>>213092631
>>213092556

>>213093567
me in feb x

>>213093607
You're becoming black?

>>213093589
benchod make india look bad

don't think i've ever littered once in my entire life and i'm working class biomass, reckon you have to be a real creature to litter

What are your thoughts on jannies lads? Good people or bad people?

>>213093623
see you-know-whos do it all the time. its an extremely depressing existence leftypol has forced on us

hairberg is not straight enough to do any of the good straight hair styles but not curly enough to do any of the good curly styles, it's annoying like

>>213093589
timmy tryna find his future wife?

>>213093589
>50IQ thirdies are the reason why humanity is doomed
Grim but true

>>213093623
did it all the time as a kid me
what a cretinous little shit I was
embarrassed to think about it now wish I could go back in time and give myself the clip round the ear the 'rentbergs should have handed out

>>213093623
was walking behind a man recently who was drinking a can of coke and about 20 feet past a bin he chucked it in a bush. I didn't say anything as he was black and I don't want to be stabbed or accused of racism

>>213093589
doesn't just happen in india
remember once going to a nice park with picnic tables, found one where people had left everything on it even though there was a bin only 10-15m away
and it was clearly a family with kids
imagine raising your kids like that

>>213093624
firm but fair

>>213093567
Those sorts deserve it

>>213093675
Here our towns and cities are not too bad for litter but there's tonnes along roads because working class mongs chuck shit out the window as they're driving.

>>213093623
Spat out gum or thrown a fag butt on the floor?

>>213093657
ive got proper straight chinky hair absolutely hate it. What are the good straight styles? I think they all look shit

>>213093708
no, i always swallow my gum and i don't smoke

>>213093688
>fair
Not sure I agree with this to be honest

>>213093675
'groids innit

>>213093707
just don't get it

>>213093717
so you've pooed out that gum straight into the ocean

>>213093717
>i always swallow
I bet you do

>>213093717
that's not good it will grow a tree inside you

>>213093734
They're genuinely not intelligent enough to understand the ramifications of their actions.

>>213093717
Well arent you little miss perfect

>>213093737
would've ended up there anyway like

>>213092011
Built for BWC

>>213093733
not even, small countryside town, very nice place
just our own brand of subhumans

>>213091842
>>213091842
>>213091842
recycle the leaf thread I guess

>>213093717
ever blow a bubble out your arse?

FUCK RULE34VIDEO IS BLOCKED ITS HAPPENING FUCK I NEED A VPN HOW DO I GET WROUND DNS BLOCKS TOO WTF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>213093033
Right. Who’s this then?

>>213092961
Cute x