nosejob edition

>>213095789 (OP)
They're trying to hide in plain sight

Had to show me ID to make this post wtf

4chan'ın İngiltere'de engellendiğini sanıyordum.

Boktan bayraklarınızı bir daha görmemem için ne kadar beklemem gerekiyor?

>>213095822
alri doug?

Thoughts on Gnomes?

>>213095789 (OP)
Soul vs Souless

This is the beginning of all of us getting gfs

>>213095827

chads get their passport out the moment they were asked just so they can continue gooning

what government gonna do? i coom and there's nothing you can do to stop me

>>213095836
Alri la

>>213095715
the navy accidentally held up a boat for a few minutes and leftypol immediately blew into an outrage, calling it the most Nazi action of the new cabinet yet

>>213095837
i liked the gnome tossing mini game in the harry potter 2 game

>>213095827
haha yes mate, i said doner meat and chips aye?

cant wait til mumbergs back to work

>>213095847
Sen kalabilirsin

reckon that post contains personal information ("dox")

>>213095875
do you do haircuts too mate?

>>213095886
self policing cancer virgin
you do this even on christmas

>>213095690
you're wrong
online safety is gdpr compliant because they delete the ID photos after they are used
Tea is not available in Europe for this reason

>>213095867
Sana döner yok sikimin başını yiyebilirsin

Rejim yap biraz aq obezi :D

>>213095895
Çok mu sinirlendin? :D

>>213095841
Know at least 8 of them

Imagine telling people in the 90s what was going to happen

>>213095841
/vt/ wont like this

>>213095895

>>213095841
fuck me is this a company that only hires whores?

if jews aren’t semitic how come they have the big semitic noses

Any brainlet man in?
Got barely any marketable skills. No chance I can find a new toilberg

anyone have an arse i could bum?

>>213095914
no I've never had a transplant haha, reckon I still have a few years yet at least

>>213095956
yea me

Might get on the bennies

>>213095789 (OP)
tbf that surgery is super worth it, left is so ugly but right is hot

>>213095956
right here. stuck at my deadend job for 6 years now

>>213095956
You got to start making things happen rather than hoping someone will employ you.

>>213095968
right here >>213095827

>>213095895
cash only boss, card machine broked

sorry for letting you down lads x

>>213095914
Yeah and scissors on top please pal

just dont enjoy shoving things up my arse no matter how much i try

Sick of it all.

>>213095914
mate do you know where I can get a bag?
going out clubbing tomorrow haha

would you shag your mum lads

might make a gary eats post compilation

>The acting is great but the character is genuinely one of the worst in TV history. So problematic.
Guess who

>>213096042
I'm at toilbergs and I usually churn out a bunch of work.
I'm not feeling it today. Today I'm going to fucking coast as much as I possibly can.

i think i'm safe from that tea app
don't have any social media with my name on it
have a john smith tier common name

>>213096074
brldle wlash

>>213096010
>>213096025
>>213096051
Sinirlenmen çok hoşuma gidiyor

Bariz bir şekilde trollüyorum ama o kadar gerizekalısın ki anlayamıyorsun bile.

Her attığım oltaya takılıyorsun amına çaktığımın salağı

poo deng gay porn

>>213096100
epic troll

>>213095841
rollin'

>>213096063
Corr that's just lovely

>>213096100
chilli sauce please boss

Might start using an alias irl. Fly under the radar and that.

>>213096100
yes mate haha
but seriously, can you get me a bag?

>>213096092
Ultra-rare shiny tier name, me
Terrified of doxxing

@grok make burger for dinner while doing a slutty lil dance

>>213096122

>>213095841
Global Rules

You will not post any of the following outside of /b/:

Dubs or GET posts, including 'Roll for X' images

>>213096138
alri quentin scobie

>>213096138
klarc

>>213096100
yeah fair do's I'll take a pepsi as well

Might just go gay
Surely gay lads wouldn't gossip behind your back

>>213096158
sounds like your announcing a report to me

>>213096174
Beni raporlamazsan ananı götten bağırta bağırta sikeyim orospu sıçmığı

>>213096093
scroom

>>213096174
>your

>>213096157
they built the porn industry all by themselves

I mean they used the White man's photo camera but still

>>213096190
not sure if you're aware but we don't speak turkish

>>213096158

genuinely what is this little turk fella yapping about, does he actually think we're sitting here putting his posts into google translate?

>>213096199
Wonderful, do NOT translate what I wrote mate

>>213096100
Medium doner, all the salad, garlic mayo, and a coke zero. Thanks lad.

Turkish niggas be typing with a ruler omds

Phwoarrr

>I deeply admire the industriousness of the Jewish people
Said no one ever. Never doing any laborious task is part of their cultural identity.

Just read something today about how they used to sell white people to arabic slavers

Turk turk kebab kebab haircut cockroach

>>213096226
why they all mid?

>>213095841
this real? holy shit pippa is ugly xD

>>213096251
if they were actually good looking theyd just be a tittystreamer

>>213096251

>>213096244
leftypol wondering if this fine young lady has a number

>>213096279
true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oA1bLjonjQ

Last night someone in /cum/ called this girl mid, and it made me so angry that I started shadowboxing in my room

>>213096231
>>213096238
>>213096250
I still love you guys, I just wanted to spend one last day at /brit/ before you're banned <3

I hope 4chan gets unbanned as soon as possible. What would I do without my retarded /brit/ friends

these anime freaks are fucked in they head
this generation is clearly lost

Never seen a normal person support Palestine, always children or violent brown people

Think it might be a good time to take a break from the internet anyway
It's quite bad these days

>>213096319
lower than mid

>>213096334
white boomers too

>>213096319
Looks like a Nintendo mii

>>213096329
alri mate can I pay by card?

>>213096334
all persecuted minorities identify with palestinians

>>213096369
You know what, sure buddy!

>>213096369
scrimbopulating

being fascinated by vtuber dox is brown coded

>>213095789 (OP)
a travesty

>>213096337
>>213096366
You are gay

>>213096319
tfw most women would probably look like this without a lifetime of skin-destroying cosmetics, overeating and chronic drinking / smoking

>>213096414
3/10

sir mario balotelli

>>213096414
mid but still kinda cute

Guarantee 4chan will be 'mysteriously' exempt

>>213096369
roaring

>>213096443
I'll cut your fingers off so you can't post here and jerk off guys anymore you incorrigible faggot

Might move to Cambodia.

>>213096473
hope she sees this bro

>>213096484
Vietnam for me I reckon

>>213096414
cute but looks trans
do love this hair length

Might move to China.

>>213096484
'>>213096499
'

>>213096499
I’ll see you in the trenches then mate

Rorke
>watches yank films
>watches yank tv shows
>listens to yank music
>follows yank politics
>rots away using this yank website
>DARES say "FOY" to innocent old me

Why is he like this?

>>213096319
>>213096414
Can you quit posting your cousin or whoever the fuck this is? Its weird

Thousands unable to make calls as EE and BT networks down

>>213096452
No the 4chan just never says anything

Might move to Holland.

Yeah, I'm actually not crazy about her either. I just wanted (You)s

Respect for our heroes

Right. You’re not going to move to China though are you?
So just pack it in and grow up.

got some potato dauphinoise on clearance
and dumped a small can of tuna on it for some protein
was expecting to sort of not like it but it actually works well

gay porn roaring in a mongo paki's face

>>213096509
Based. The West is finished

Might move to Cheadle

Lad I went to school with moved to China in autumn 2019, cracking timing

had an utterly bizzare dream that I don’t know is legal to post about

>>213096579
Does he shag out there?

Therapytoil looking like a cathartic one tonight

>>213096584
dreams aren't illegal lad

gonna miss you guys

moo deng gay porn yhe binble brindley wolsh sucking a golf ball

>>213096611
Give Keir six months

>>213096626

so
this is leftypol

>>213096605
Is that in person or online? Always wondered if the latter is the same or more fraudulent

Having a beard/ stubble should be treated the same way as not brushing your teeth. You should be BANNED from public spaces if you have facial hair. You look like a BUM. Hell, even bums shaved.

The English unemployed did not have to become workers to survive, they enjoyed the hysterical, masochistic, whatever exhaustion it was of hanging on in the mines, in the foundries, in the factories, in hell, they enjoyed it, enjoyed the mad destruction of their organic body which was indeed imposed upon them, they enjoyed the decomposition of their personal identity, the identity that the peasant tradition had constructed for them, enjoyed the dissolutions of their families and villages, and enjoyed the new monstrous anonymity of the suburbs and the pubs in morning and evening.

>>213096579
lad hoes to china for some easy fanny and ends up being burned on one of those body piles that totally don't exist, tragic

>>213096605
cringe gimp

>>213096626
fucking roaring

>>213096646
Islamophobic

If your wife has had sex with a thousand blacks then she won't feel like cheating on you so you will never have a reason to divorce over cheating

>>213096626
wheres the poo? dont get it

>>213096626

>>213096718
sc3e64y

sir squibby header

DESPERATE for the weedman to get off work

craving a hit like nothing else

Leftypol convincing Moo Deng to undergo transexual surgery

hulk hogan dead

wtf amara romani died

rorke barring moo deng from tenpenny tower

BLACKED is gay porn

Bloody hell Greta Thunberg dead

rip hulk hogan

'Mid' girls are still pretty because average girls are pretty because girls are pretty because I'm heterosexual. Using 'mid' as an insult is the purest form of faggotry.

>>213096748
>it's real
fuck

rorke convincing his son that just his girlfriend will still give birth to a white son even if she's chucked him with a 60IQ African refugee

Mid has completely replaced the word mediocre among zoomers

wait its real

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/36000835/hulk-hogan-dead-wwe/

>>213096795
they say these things come in 3s. Ozzy, Hulk Hogan and 4chan. RIP x

rorke turning the chase off when the dark destroyer walks out

anti rorke is pro humanity

How are you lot just posting as normal when /brit/ is going to be dead in less than 12 hours?
We're all getting banned, done, finished, no more chan, how are you lot just acting like this isn't about to happen?

>>213096748
they're dropping like fucking flies

>>213096786
I have a girlfriend and have watched blacked often and yet I am not gay as seen by having a girlfriend

RIP brother

Got a bad feeling, brothers

>>213096611
well I was trying to groom a young teenager in it for some bizarre reason

>>213096831
wrong

I'm going to miss this place so much

>>213096319
I'd barely notice her if I passed by her in the street

>>213096828
nobody does that

>>213096857
why

>>213096319
mid looks down at her

RIP to an absolute industry changing legend and WWE Hall Of Famer Ozzy Osbourne.

>>213096875
no more slag posting

Where is he now?

>>213096857
shut up adam

>>213096828
na the dark destroyer is a "based black man" according to rorke so he's allowed a white bitch

im moving to ireland to keep /brit/ alive

hulk hogan was a racist

>>213096913
yawn

>>213096910
in the Drunken Clam

>>213095789 (OP)
Aggresive mimicry

>>213096942
scream

>>213096414
Ghoulish

>>213096832
I've still to complete my porn collection of Ella Hughes, Larkin Love, Bettie Bondage, Arya Fae, Evelyn Claire, Abby Rain, Abbie Mailey and others

>yhe binble

>>213096969
grow up

>>213096956
Sorry I don't speak incel, can you translate

got a sore back. didnt do enough exercise then slept in the wrong position then did some stretches to try and help and that made it worse

i walk everywhere but i dont do any upper body. is it important? id hate to have to start

>>213096938
or you know, just post on the other url

You will all pay

LADS ITS FUCKING OVER

Alright lads been a pleasure chatting with you all goodbye

>>213097026
finely my real life can begin

>yhe binble

>>213096092
i should be "ok" from the tea app being a 32 year old hugless, handholdless, kissless incel and all

>>213096832
because deep down everyone knows the ultimate truth of post-modern society; nothing ever really happens

>>213097026
>IT'S REAL

>>213097010
maybe a hot shower could help tenderise the muscles

>>213097026
FAKE NEWS

>>213097026
You really went through all this effort just for a shitty troll effort

>>213097026
Tis settled

thinking about posting "yhe binble sex arse" Can any Bradley posters t me know if it's hit or miss?

>>213097008
BBC and lesbian porn is my only hope

Off home
Long weekend for me GET IN

>>213097117
Seething because it made you check LOL

https://www.4chan.org/bans

blacks will kill asians and be constantly hostile towards them and then wonder why asians hate them and follow them around in stores. when was the last time anyone saw a black and asian getting along

>t me know

what a girl looks you up on tea app and doesnt find anything is that a red flag in itself

my tea page will likely mention my extremely small penis

>>213097168
wtf is tea app?

We at /brit/ say R.I.P. to Hulk "Hollywood" Hogan.

lads the increadiblue huilk is dead

I'm going to miss posting here
This is the comfiest thead on int. It may live on but won't be quite the same again.

>>213097185
american ting

>>213097159
you nevere seen rush hour

>>213097159
2007

Fuck he's really dead? Why is time like this?

The automated phone service told me the wait would be 5 to 10 minutes and now it's over 10 minutes. I have been betrayed.

>>213097117
It really doesn't take any effort to edit the HTML of a webpage.

>>213097185
girls spilling the tea on lads who might be rapists

>>213097249

ITS FUCKING REAL

>>213097265
what so they just pour like cups of tea on them?

>>213097058
someone could still make something up about you, it doesn't have to be true

brit is the most popular board by far they'd never survive without us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9JfhANM9B0
Hulk Hogan tunage. RIP to him

>>213097294
we are the biggest BOARD
bigger than /int/!

says here in the Windows license agreement (by implication) that a device is a storage or platter on storage
so if 4chan is illegal then having .html files (of 4chan) is, so yeah. so you could save the /brit/ thread to a .html file and send it, they edit, then send it back, and you edit and send it back (posting). then you could make your own internet without OFCOM because it is a different domain (on an intranet)

howling that his last ever WWE appearance he was booed out of the stadium

Watched youtube shorts for the first time today, several videos along was some posh toff talking about British politeness and the entire comment section was brown people seething about it

Mass migration of African men is Britain's only hope at rechristenisation

HH BROTHER

>one of the greatest brits in modern memory - dead two days ago
>one of the greatest americans in modern memory - dead today
fucking hell man

Mad how The Simpsons aired 11 days after Classic Doctor Who ended and is now looking to outlast Nu-Who as well

Rorke is always incredibly worried about stuff that will never happen to him - getting doxxed on the tea app, getting cucked by a slut, raising another man’s kids, having non-white grandkids.

Does he not realise you need to be a neurotypical who has sex for these things to happen to you lol

Wrestling stopped being good in the 2000s and was taken over by the MCU crowd about 5 years ago, so this is no surprise

going to eat 5 donuts

Tea idea: pesto pasta tacos

>>213097351
post it

>>213097378
don't forget about abortion and tattoos

reason why all of these safety policy shite is because women are allowed into politics

>>213097364
guess it's Australia's turn now. They better keep an eye on Steve Irwin

>>213097385
this but willies instead

>>213097351
British is meaningless

we here at /brit/ say RIP to the Hulkster
HH

BBC evidently doesn't give a shit about hulk hogan

>>213097260
For most people it's too much effort. "Haha I troll them, le epic". Not worth it, is it.

>>213097378
you're thinking about an imaginary character all day

Will be asking Diego about Hulk Hogan tomorrow. 'Will he go to heaven' that's what I'll ask

>>213097405
going to eat 6 of those

>>213097378
these freaks are also the ones most worried about a woman’s “body count” as well or saying they would reject hypothetical sex with women for minor imperfections. they aren’t all there they live in a fantasy world

>>213097435
hs

>>213097378
how do you think new rorkes are born

Actually quite rare for an 80s-90s wrestler to make it to 71

Today rorke died of natural causes

>>213097430
your fuming

>>213097026
Where is this announcement?

>>213097461
still juicing at that age too

>>213097461
Nope it is not

fuck this year

>>213097475
*You're

>>213097458
Just a random genetic mutation that turns your kid into a chud, same as Down syndrome or that thing where they have the heart outside their chest

there is a catyank image in the norway general

being a cuck is probably worse than being an incel to be fair

>>213097351
so polite that half of the world felt it

(16K likes)

>>213097393
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4Pe6BtrgHj8

>unhealthy twats like hulk hogan and ozzy osborne died

surprise surprise

and good riddance

*spits*

Did the old steroid abuser die

>>213097335
I opened the ol' 'eddit to see how they were taking it

They are comparing him to Benoit (a man who murdered his wife and child) because he said something mildly racist in private once

>>213097461
>>213097487
Steroids for sure. Arnold is 77 years old, but he's had like 3 heart attacks and is only still alive because he's got the best doctors money can buy. Hogan wasn't so lucky

RIP Hulkamania

You running wild in Heaven now

>>213097521
except i’m a cuck and ive actually felt love and had sex while incels cry and wank alone

>elderly steroid user, drug abuser and alcoholic dies
>rorke: “must have been the covid vaccine”

>>213097430

>In July 2015, National Enquirer and Radar Online publicized an anti-black rant made by Hogan on a leaked sex tape recorded in 2007. In the recording, he is heard expressing disgust with the notion of his daughter dating a black man, referenced by repeated use of the racial slur "nigger".[243][244] Hogan also admitted to being "a racist, to a point".[244]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_Hogan#Racism_scandal_and_departure

>>213097550
are you a bbc cuck

Rest in peace, Sir

I think for me this is a pleasant combination of fence/rail/bin
Let down by the paint on the road

Rest in Piss Hilk Hogan

rorke on a mad one

>>213097550
>yank
>actual cuck
checks out

>>213097587
nah just a normal one

>>213097612
Tell Isak to come to Liverpool

>>213097588
he's a stupid gay cunt. glad he's gone

>>213097521
Cucks can still produce offspring. Incels are biological failures. We exist today because every single one of our ancestors reproduced, but incels will break that streak.

>>213097550
>admitting to being a cuck
oh my days

prediction: ronnie coleman will die before arnold

I didn’t even know he was sick

>>213097606
british kids for british nonces

>>213097585
Don't care lol because 99% of people think this but never say it out loud

rorke is a failure and a non-entity but also the biggest threat to civilization and I have to talk about him all day

71
he was a fuckin kid

>>213097673
>everyone is as much of a racist retard as me

Goodnight HULKAMANIACS and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot
marks

might switch from niccy pouches to pipe, feels more class

>>213097651
who the fuck is ronnie coleman

>>213097488
>Savage
>Sid
>Warrior
>Andre
>Bulldog
>Razor
>Piper
>Hawk
>Animal
>Perfect
>Earthquake
>Rude
all ded before 71
Can't think of many older than that who are still around. Steamboat and Sgt Slaughter?

>>213097756
>>213097756

>>213097651
yeah buddy