Thread 213099888

yhe last few hours edition

the proverbial 'berg on a so called mad one

OFCUM >_<

OFCUM >_<

Untouched wilderness is shit and gay

ofcum verboten >.<

on the toilet, having a poo, for the last time ever on /brit/

is ziedy's mum dead too or something lol
he's being quite evasive

OFCUM >_<

>Get off the internet
>Move out
>Quit toil
>Have some fucking fun for once
>Maybe even find a gf
Yeah I'll be alright I reckon. You will be too.

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege posting with you tonight.

anyone want a pic of my last ever poo on /brit/?

3 EASY OPTIONS TO CIRCUMVENT THE BAN:
1. USE A VPN AND BUY A PASS
2. HOST YOUR OWN PRIVATE VPN/PROXY
3. USE RESIDENTIAL PROXIES

>>213099949
you can tell he's autistic because he won't just lie about it or something lol

Of... CUM? O/////O

>>213100000
checked

>>213100005
These are all retarded and I shan't be doing them

>>213100005
Nah it'll be pointless, /brit/ will become britfeel-tier

>>213099997
how's your mum doing mate?
why won't you answer this question?
she's alright isn't she?

>>213100005
i too dumb

>>213100000
wasted

ofspaffing ofcum all over my ofbelly

>>213100005
don't know how to do that :(

ofcum in my ofbum

(UK was banned for this post)

>>213100042
seek professional help ziedy
have unfiltered you since this is the last day but you clearly still need mental support

>>213100042
Hoe gaat het met je moeder?

Gorilla: Did you hear about the gorilla who escaped from the zoo?
Zookeeper: I did not.
Gorilla: That is because I am a quiet gorilla.
[Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]

>>213100005
>USE A VPN AND BUY A PASS
aren't most vpn ips blocked already

I got a VPN a couple of years ago and the only websites I'd use it on block VPNs

nobody dies for ages then everybody dies all at once wtf

>>213099888 (OP)
QUICK!!

Which VPNs actually work? 4chan banned all the NordVPN ip addresses

>>213100042
>>213100074
>>213100108
how's your mum doing mate?
why won't you answer this question?
she's alright isn't she?

>>213100064
he's being doing this literally every day for years
he will never improve
he will either neck himself tonight or move somewhere else and spend the next several decades doing this, as he gradually degrades even further like timmy byrne

What a certificate of mental poverty it was for Christianity that it destroyed the libraries of the ancient world! Graeco-Roman thought was made to seem like the teachings of the Devil. Christianity set itself systematically to destroy ancient culture. What came to us was passed down by chance, or else it was a product of Roman liberal writers. Perhaps we are entirely ignorant of humanity’s most precious spiritual treasures.

I want to become British so bad...

If you still wear trainers you need to grow up. Fast.

>>213100131
how does it feel knowing everyone preferred your commiemong gimmick and this one is a total lame duck?

/int/ tranitors like 'hm i know what we'll do for their last day, just let that queer belgian fella keep spamming them'

One day I find the known paedophile, belgnonce, tie him up, and subject him to intense anal expansion and gaping and extreme urethral sounding.
All in Minecraft, of course.

>>213100127
Don't think there's anywhere else for him to go
It's bad enough for us but this is literally his life
Mental

bitch i need some henny and a plan b

>>213100148
lots of professionals wear trainers nowadays

the final /brit/ poo

>>213100127
it's sad isnt it

>>213099888 (OP)
Nothing ever happens

cronem got dem luh waves done mmhmm while di likkle timmy stress about di ofcom ting x

tick tock...your time is almost over

What are the chances ofcom radicalises a gooner into killing his local mp?

>>213100172
well he came here from the dutch thread so he'll probably just move to /cum/ or something next

>>213100182
solid effort that

>>213099888 (OP)
caralad, whatever happened there

GOOD RIDDANCE BRITFAGS

>>213100172
correct
heathermong and ziedy have nowhere to go
heathermong had a meltdown all night firstly when the /bant/ migration was underway, and secondly during our stay in the sharty
a permanent end to /brit/ will likely result in his suicide

>>213100086
Yes, it's difficult to find one that isn't

You think the third world war is going to be bad? Compared to the war that will come after it it's going to look like a joke. Our great war

>>213099997
he's logging in

hiro would have told us if he was going to block us

therefore nothing happens tomorrow. ofcom have to go around the houses which will take months.

>>213100190
your life will never improve
you will be like this forever

would love to be here for the last few Brit threads but gotta sleep :d
goodbye forever lads was fun chatting with you all

>>213100217
became the poo smells poster

>>213100140
>>213100190
how's your mum doing mate?
why won't you answer this question?
she's alright isn't she?

>>213100259
see you tomorrow

>>213100190
You’re a runt who spends all day posting shoes and nigs haircuts on 4chan. Probably never worked a day in your life

>>213100243
>hiro would have told us if he was going to block us
I highly doubt he even knows what's going on

>>213100259
see ya cunt

HULK HOGAN IS DEAD

>>213100238
few more hours x

Final, friendly reminder that anime is for nonces and trannies.

>>213100281
literally who?

>>213099888 (OP)


>>213100005
>BUY A PASS
huh?

Saw some video of some woman with one of those disabilities that makes her look like a kid
she was complaining that someone mistook her boyfriend for her father
got me thinking, he's probably a nonce, but it's best we pair him up with someone like this, keep him out of the playgrounds and that

ofcom van outside just caught me wanking

I'll never forget the time poosmells had a mental break and admitted the reason he posted fake anti-trans images was in order to repress his own feelings of gender dysphoria
Really quite a sad case

>>213100281
Yippie

>>213100270
Sad!

he won't go to /cum/ because there are actual blacks that post there

>>213100163
Not a gimmick, brownie

wave check x

>>213100318
like the cuckle brothers repressing their gay interracial addiction

>>213100336
also his posts are tailored to british culture
would never feel the same

I actually want to leave but if we can still post tomorrow I won't be able to resist haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6o1SEj02t0

thread theme

>>213100304
>Saw some video of some woman with one of those disabilities that makes her look like a kid
what is this condition called?
is there a dating service that specifically accommodates for them?

>>213100336
There’s blacks here too

>>213100345
Yep, the waves are there. Check complete.

>>213100345
is your mummy dead?
did she die from too many quicktaps? x

>>213100000
one zero zero zero zero zero

sorta want to dive headfirst off beachy head

>>213100345
how's your mum doing mate?
why won't you answer this question?
she's alright isn't she?

RIP in piece

one last cuddle with Jack

>>213100393
When I'm done with you you will be totally incontinent

>>213100385
british blacks don't count lol they may as well be indians

>>213100393
daddy is looking up from hell at the faggot failure of a son he raised x
is mummy down there with him, or is she busy with the cronem? x

been offered a free lift to latitude could buy a day ticket for tomorrow £110 and have a mega day with everyone watching sting but cba i reckon. plus weather looks meh

71
a kid

>>213100318
never happened

>>213099888 (OP)
Chat..........is this real???

>>213100393
how's your mum doing mate?
why won't you answer this question?
she's alright isn't she?

>>213100406
HH

Just said my goodbyes to the /britfeel/ lads. I know, I know but they're good bunch of lads really. Edgbaston started tearing up.

>>213100452
sup crodie

ziegs mummy getting pounded by da cronem while ziegy generates ai images of black cocks

Just rang up Ofcom. They said it was all bants and 4chan isn't going to get blocked

bros give it to me straight, are we going offline tomorrow?

this is literally my social life, me mental elf will be decimated if we get kicked off

I WON'T MISS YOU POOFS

>>213100406
Sieg heil, HH

I AM A REAL AMERICAN

nth for the gyaldem

>>213100422
how's your mum doing mate?
why won't you answer this question?
she's alright isn't she?

>>213100482
It's over lad. Find something else to keep yourself occupied.

>>213100491
you will never have sex

>>213100495
wallace and gromiting

so here we are, all the lads, in the last ever /brit/

>>213100482
yes

still remember when ziegy posted ai generated interracial CP and then broke character when he got called out and jannies deleted it
he should've been permabanned there and then

>>213100469
sup crodie x
u gud?

>>213100509
how's your mum doing mate?
why won't you answer this question?
she's alright isn't she?

>>213100525
when was this

>>213100482
tomorrow is not likely
but it WILL happen eventually

>>213100482
Same lad :(

>>213100510
>>213100523
'no'

>>213100452
>>213100491
how's your mum doing mate?
why won't you answer this question?
she's alright isn't she?

>>213100425
last leaf that daid that got stabbed lool

>>213100492
fuck off back to your gobi dessert steppe, mongrel

>>213099962
>Gently brushes aside the tear, scarcely formed, glinting almost invisibly at the corner of your eye

we are louie and ofcom are louies dad breaking down the door

>>213100495
I thought they had hummus

>>213100530
why are you sending kisses

>>213100530
your dad is dead crodie x
i'm not actually heathermong x

>>213100530
what is your opinion on -6 katies?

Lads I can’t stop pooing

>>213100559
screaing

>>213100482
Most likely yes but just get a VPN bro or use one of the 4chan proxy sites x

>>213100549
WRONG

If we do get banned, I'd like to say it's been an honour posting on 4chan, /int/ and especially /brit/ for the last 10+ years.

A toast!

Hail Victory!

>>213100530
how's your mum doing mate?
why won't you answer this question?
she's alright isn't she?
why do you send him kisses?
>>213100535
she's good mate summers her favourite season first time you asked me though

>>213100558
I'll take a 3 pack of primark breathable shirts cheers boss

>>213100525
he regularly breaks character
does so right here >>213099805


like why would he engage in a serious manner? removes his "aura" and just feels out of place

>>213100570
scrmbing

nazimong, what do you think of dugin?

>>213100555
>fuck off back to your gobi dessert steppe, mongrel
Enjoy your last few hours on 4chan faggot lmao

>>213100598
>10+ years.
damn unc

>>213100581
Silk napkin on my head because we came from Kings.

WORST COUNTRY ON EARTH

>>213100609
he used to break character all the time to attack israel lol
hes defo a paki

ziegy getting feisty when de cronem open his batty

grangle grangle

Donald Trump

imma go to the sharty if we get banned here

>>213100555
yeah? did he really?

Any unstoppable marching aryan machine of brutal conquest man posting?

beveragino

>>213100643
Malware

ziedbelg is in the epstein files

>>213100525
never did, why are you lying

190 will return in the final hour and show us the way

>>213100636
Not the time, read the room

If the trans thing is a genocide then this is also some kind of genocide

>>213100581
>>213100618
how's your mum doing mate?
why won't you answer this question?
she's alright isn't she?

did somebody say beveragino

>>213100615
hairy roach cowards that ran from the chinese and mongols eww

just grangled a whole bus full of kids

>>213100662
we both remember it, who do you think you're lying to?

Sir Hulk Hogan

cuck spammers getting away with ai cp because the jannies employ them

an allegory for britain

>>213100668
so insensitive of him to grangle at a time like this

>>213100602
>she's good mate
I'm really glad
>summers her favourite seaso
Must be beautiful since you guys don't have scorching hot weather.
>first time you asked me though
I guess you're right, I just copied and pasted what you asked the Belgian anon kek

>The transgender woman who killed her husband with a samurai sword has been ordered to be detained indefinitely under the Mental Health Act.

>Joanna Rowland-Stuart, 71, was charged with the murder of her husband, 70-year-old Andrew Rowland-Stuart, but found to be unfit to plead.

>Instead, a trial of the act took place at Lewes Crown Court this week when a jury of six men and six women were asked to decide whether the defendant committed the act.

>They returned their verdict – that the defendant unlawfully killed her husband – this afternoon after deliberating for 2 hours and 21 minutes.

>When the jury returned its verdict today that the defendant did commit the act, Judge Laing made an indefinite hospital order under section 41 of the Mental Health Act 1983.

>>213100662
why are you obsessed with other men

>>213100541
Going to absolutely rip the shit out of JFs tomorrow when nothing happens and then leave before it does

>>213100643
same probably

>>213100662
how's your mum doing mate?
why won't you answer this question?
she's alright isn't she?

swear he's been doing the grangle "gimmick" since 2010
some wayward freaks round here man

one last goon before a life of celibacy

keir starmer grangling a rent boy

I personally suspect ziegy might be poleaboo

>>213100662
you're a paedophile and you are quite open with this fact
kys

am I going to have to go and find a job tomorrow?

>>213100706
seeing stories like this everywhere, women are getting so violent lately i just don't get it

>>213100719
nah it popped up like a couple months ago
dire attempt at a gimmick of the year contender

>>213100650
https://youtu.be/16i6i8cr4pc

>>213100643
>/brit/ thread on sharty /int/
>last reply: 7 days ago

update from the admin team. it's not looking good

Been posting here since 2007
Quite frankly I'm glad we'll finally be free of this place
Thank you Sir Based Starmer

>>213100686
You have no idea how happy I am to see you Br*tish "people" suffer and seethe like this.

>>213100752
you sound grangled to fuck

Sir Biomass Blender

>>213100705
it gets very hot here actually check the weather

A lot of in jokes on this general i dont understand.

Not very inclusive is it.

ofcom don't know what they're dealing with picking a fight with /brit/

Sir Biomass Exterminator

we ain't goin' to heaven

>>213100778
you have no idea how much nobody cares

I just started my gimmick like two weeks ago and now the entirety of brit is going down the tubes
it's not fair bros
I was gonna do it for years

>>213099888 (OP)
all in all I think this ban will be for the best

>>213099888 (OP)
lot's of bongs doing the jump this night

>>213100778
You are ethnically Armenian.

someone post the ziedbelg origin story for the newcomers

RimWorld - odd name for a game

just thinking of the thousands of hymens that are snappin smoove open tonight LOL

Sir Biomass Incinerator

>>213100809
what is it?

first I'm hearing of this
wtf?
I thought the 4chan being banned thing was a meme

So in 5 hours it's all over?
That's mental

>>213100807
>A-ACK!!!

>>213100541
something to ponder

4chan doesn't automatically meet the criteria for the OSA because it has less than 3 million UK users
but the fact there's an investigation means the Secretary of State specifically demanded it, which they can do for sites under 3m

>>213100830
just thinking of you blowing your head smooth off tomorrow LOL

FINALLY got some weed lads, no more carpet pube bud for me

Ofcom sniped HH in the fucking noggin

>>213100814
um

Are you threatened by his blackness?

>>213100830
just thinkin of your mum getting quicktapped in front of your dying dad LOL

>>213100830
how's your mum doing mate?
why won't you answer this question?
she's alright isn't she?

>>213100834
SCROOM

got the killa cam on

In honour of the last ever /brit/ tonight, I suggest we all post our favourite moments of /brit/ like one of those clip shows

thousands of hymens about to endure violence

>>213100495
SCREAMING

>>213100854
scrmioeng

>>213100814
VERY strange to have this saved to your device

what is ziedbelg gonna do with his life tomorrow?
just spam in an empty /brit/?

out of character again lol
>>213100662
all this does is reinforce the fact that ziedy reads ALL posts about him and in doing so he makes it obvious which posts hit close to home (ie ignoring the ones about his mum getting blacked and his dad being ded lel)
like why wont he answer how his mum is doing? he clearly sees the question

so do VPNs work here or not

maybe it's better this way idk

Does his blackness make you feel "less than"?

Hope that freak is reported to the police

>>213100829
that's what they call it when lil ziedy turns up to the gherkin

niggers mineral turpentine

>>213100878
Amer

>>213100850
legitimately how do you live without dispensaries
that's not right that is

>>213100894
its just going to be ziedy and dtfic endlessly duelling it out with no resolution

anime pear? kinda epic

might stay up to midnight to post a photo of my poo or knob (haven't decided which) right before the bannage

gold cards issued
deflorations scheduled
quicktaps looming
hymens endangered
praise jah

>>213100878
this was my favourite post
>>213100958

feeling a tad also-ran at present

>>213100942
KNOB PLEASE!

>>213100814
name?

>>213100778
KWAB OF THE STEPPES

>>213100840
no
>>213100843
zzz>>213100881

>>213100881
how's your mum doing mate?
why won't you answer this question?
she's alright isn't she?

Does his blackness make you feel like a nobody?

The vibe I'm bringing all Autumn and Winter.

Where were you when I was lonesome?
Locked away with freezing cold
Someone flying, only stolen
I can't tell, this night's so old

I don't wanna swim the ocean
I don't wanna fight the tide
I don't wanna swim forever
When it's cold I'd like to die

What was that, my sweet, sweet nothing?
I can't hear you through the fog
If I holler, let me go
If I falter, let me know

I don't wanna swim the ocean
I don't wanna fight the tide
I don't wanna swim forever
When it's cold I'd like to die

I don't wanna swim forever
I don't wanna fight the tide
I don't wanna swim the ocean
When it's cold I'd like to die

I don't want to swim the ocean
I don't want to fight the tide

hymen expansions are being administered

i just wanna dance ~

having a wank fart

just made a discord server for the boys x

>>213100945
>>213100984
how's your mum doing mate?
why won't you answer this question?
she's alright isn't she?

fucking hell ive just heard about Hulk Hogan

imagine when 4chan is banned you dedicate your free time to gym and lucrative skills and sociable hobbies and this time next year you're a normie surrounded by friends and wealthy with a fit body

hahaha

OFCOM can't fine anyone under the act until April 2026 btw

>>213100989
pear blud went full binble omds

My job application for Get Laid Beds has not been successful lads

Does his blackness make you want to move far far away?

>>213100894
he has no life
the conclusion is that he will thus end himself, like he thinks about a lot

>>213100997
lets see it then

and what about the girls of /brit/?

>>213100991
hate normgroids and their stupid fucking dances
hatehatehate

Fucking hell I've just heard about wanking a cock with my arse

your honour, her hymen snapped

>>213101008
they can block the website

>>213100991
always felt a nefarious vibe from this gimmick

have a look at this haha x

wonder when hulk last wanked his wilbert and what he performed a wank over

You WILL NOT browse the 4chan.

You WILL NOT wank to the Pornhub.

You WILL NOT access the Wikipedia.

You WILL make a Facebook account.

You WILL scroll Tiktok.

You WILL consoom the AI slop.

And you WILL be happy.

Bringing out the dog shit blackness gimmick for one last go, I see

>>213101030
it's all the rage in the bars that diego frequents

I shall be migrating to r/unitedkingdom
The intellectuals are free to follow me in chudding up the sub.
Fools can stay behind.

>>213101031
how's your mum doing mate?
why won't you answer this question?
she's alright isn't she?

Does his blackness make you feel like an “also-ran”?

catberg loudly fucking around in the hallway. 3:47am. ought to skin the cunt

>>213101038
lol

>>213101030
sounds a little bit gay

1 year after the ban when im out being a normie and my autism detector alerts me to the presence of a fellow former /brit/ user

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvHCWHz2XLE

>>213101006
and then Paula Ofcom or whatever her name is comes down from the heavens with angel wings and gives you a kiss on the forehead

>>213100984
mummy and quincy laughing at your lil 10cm x

>>213100894
back to nederaad or maybe migrate to cum

heard you want her hymen back
ha, shut the fuck up
heard you want her hymen back
nuh uh you can't have that

HH brother

>The transgender child of a Fast Show actor took their own life after a 'traumatic' stint in hospital, an inquest heard.

>Cal Shearer, 25, was found hanged at home in Oxford on October 30.

>>213101069
kek

Starting up a LAN porn site at my house, £10 per hour entry fee

>>213100817
>>213100957
>A-ACKK!!!!

DOGSHIT ZINGERS
CALLING ALL DOGSHIT ZINGERS

>>213101057
aha waheyyyyy it's snob lad here for one last round

>>213101078
how's your mum doing mate?
why won't you answer this question?
she's alright isn't she?

Does her blackness make you hark back to old England?

>>213101081
rip Hulkamaniac brother

pornhub will have age verification tomorrow
it's over

>>213100980
Mumford & Sons isnt a personality

just burst into tears x

del luh airmasses

>>213101057
Reddit is unironically more based than 4chan at this point.

r/unitedkingdom and r/ukpolitics regularly have threads full of people calling for deportation of all immigrants and getting hundreds of upboats. Meanwhile /brit/ is 24/7 gayposting over black men's willies.

NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TOMORROW FFS SHUT UP

>>213100991
remember that old /fit/ copypasta post about women doing faces in selfies? need it posted

think we should go for the post count record next thread

>>213101082
Not funny :/

>>213099875
>>213099875
>>213099875

>>213101046
but most of those sites ARE ai goyslop

>>213101119
how's your mum doing mate?
why won't you answer this question?
she's alright isn't she?

i'm feeling it; nothing will happen.

HH = hell hyeah

dey finna let dem luh airmasses squeak yeah x

>>213101006
takes more than a year to build a fit body
especially in your 20s +

>>213101046
No, I don't think I will.

>>213101069
ktim in church and hearing a lad mutter "ahah more like yeah bin bol ahaha" to his missus

>>213100878
alannah kino

RIP /BRIT/

It's fkn over lads