Thread 213100062

Have you ever thought about becoming a cop in your country?

When I was a kid, before I knew police were evil irl reddit jannies

I am a cop.

i did

i think about being a detective, not a beat cop but it's all 100% internal promotion so nah

>>213100062 (OP)
im not ready to become that corrupt

>>213100062 (OP)
No, having to deal with the dregs of society daily sounds terrible.

>>213100062 (OP)
yeah when i was in kindergarten then i became a video game addict and had delusions of being a game developer when i was a tween

>>213100205
clocking in after looking at the yookay aesthetics twitter page for a little too long that morning

no
>>213100149
you are a serial larper

>>213100062 (OP)
When I was a kid yes. My uncle was a cop in the small town where I grew up and everyone loved him.
But those dreams got crushed when I moved to a larger city and saw how shit the job was there.
Also the salary is garbage for the shit they go through.
So I became a security guard (Securitas) instead with less risk, better (much better) pay and I can easily move anywhere in the country and still have a guaranteed job (Securitas is good that way).
Today I spend my working hours patrolling a harbor here in Gothenburg. 50/50 day/night.

Why would I become a Russian?

>>213100268
8h ?

>>213100062 (OP)
it would be a sweet gig in my town. nothing happens here and cops are mostly paid to sit around

>>213100062 (OP)
crazy how you can tell someone is a sleazball just by their face

>>213100372
you sound like a mad incel

>>213100247
>get to kick pakis in the head legally
SIGN ME UP

>>213100372
You won't do shit.

>>213100247
Wtf is that hijabi even doing

>>213100062 (OP)
>lol isn't Chitwood so dumb for trying to arrest bronies? That's why I made this ebin defamatory photoshop of him, so we can show everyone who really runs this place!
FUCKING DIE.

>>213100062 (OP)
AND BLEED TO DEATH.

>>213100309
Day shift is 8 hours.
Night shift is 22:00 - 09:00.

die

burn

>>213100268
>>213100653
What do you make?

bleed

>>213100062 (OP)
yes, then contemplated a law degree, i care about justice a lot but the world and institutions are too evil

kys

slit your throat

die

>>213100712
34 880 kronor plus OB and risk.

>>213100062 (OP)
I have no desire to power trip so no.

burn

>>213100883
Sounds decent enough. How much is it usually per month with OB + risk?

bleed

I like the idea of cops, in an idealistic sense. But everything about the reality of cops makes me disgusted. Corrupt, attracting meatheads and powertrippers, generally just tools that defend the status quo while larping as the punisher