Thread 213109689

Meaning edition

>>213099534

Continuing to gaslight collectors, anons.
I LOVE gaslighting collectors. It's already a mind-numbing wagie job, shaking down homeless schizos for pennies which they already spent on meth.
So, when I spend 30 minutes on the line with them explaining why Canada isn't going to exist in 5 years, and hasn't actually existed for 45 years now (The Syrupnigger's Paradox), I assume, by the end, they're close to suicide.

Most recently:
>discuss with a collector, at length, "you know, I heard that something like 50% of all debts are going default now,"
>mention how the cops don't respond to calls anymore (they might, but it's funnier to deny the existence of the police)
>if I find out they're from a different province, I make up something insane "oh yeah, you know, I can't speak for you guys, but it's kind of crazy, like, 60% of the local businesses have closed here"

The most delectable part is starting out seeming completely sane, and gradually sprinkling in schizo shit.
They're starting to make better settlement offers on my debt. I like to think it's because I'm driving their workforce to suicide.

>>213109689 (OP)
There does have to be a message behind it in order to be coherent
Otherwise you end up with "banana duct taped to a wall" nonsense

>I share a birthday with a /cum/ anon
Used to think it was odd how often this happens until I learned about the Birthday Paradox

USAians be like "turn around boy, let me see if I recognize you from prison".

>>213109764
when's your birthday

>>213109673
I started eating those doritos like 15 years ago when my dad got a small bag at a konbini.

>>213109689 (OP)
>erm actually CHUD it has deep meaning or something, you're NOT allowed to bring up money laundering or you're heckin' culturally illiterate

>>213109710
How much debt do you have, anon?

>>213109787
>USAians

>>213109811
forgot pic :/

>>213109811
Less than a day left and this is the kind of post you make?

>>213109788
It was already stated nigga, no spoonfeeding!

Jennie is best kpoop girl

land of milk and honey chad
fig and date maxxing

what the fuck does it mean?? where's the message?

>>213109887
For me it's Lisa because she likes BWC

>>213109841
Mexicans and Canadians are Americans and don't say that.

>>213109874
nothing
ever
happens

>>213109950
Art History majors will go on speculating about this painting for like 45 minutes if you ask this question

kpop is just softcore porn no one actually listens to it

>>213109953
Is Lisa the Thai one?

>>213109932
Bro is like 5'5"

>>213110052
Yes

>>213109690
used to have my libtard friends over to watch it and world peace back to back
good times

notice how no one ever talks about the music but instead who their favourite whore or femboy is

>>213109932
What the FUCK?!! does this person look different from what he look 30 years ago??!!

>>213109801
whats her name

i dont talk about kpoop at all or care even the slightest bit about it outside of hating kpoop posters

Mexicans in the united states arent like like say, kurds in germany. We share a border, history and territorial claims. A better comparizon would be to say that mexicans in the US are like armenians living in turkey. From both sides of the border there's a cultural and ethnic continuum but the nationalities are different

>>213110125
>Femboy
Just say you're gay nigga this is even less convincing than traps (also gay btw)

>>213109950
it's appreciation of the female form, the oldest meaning known

>>213110125
i miss when /mu/ was good, now its a kpop landfill

THOSE WERE THE DAYS

>>213110192
Venus looks like thaaaaat

>>213109950
I thought the Mona Lisa is considered significant because davinci used some sort of special technique on it? Only pseuds really think it's the design itself that is special

>>213110208
>6 kpop generals
jesus christ

>>213109689 (OP)
>Walk into smoke shop
>Get welcomed
>I ask: Yo you guys have mushroom chololates here?
>The clerks attitude changes as he says no
>Completely ignores me afterwards
judgemental ass beaner

>>213110192
What country's VPN will you britcels use?

>>213110252
aint it illegal there

>>213110280
not the research chemicals ones they sell at smokes shops

>>213110137
She's mine, back off.

>>213109829
Too much, anon. Accumulated during period of unemployment, when they started bringing in more jeets.

>>213110246
Koreaboos are the weaboo freaks of the modern age, they will ruin any forum, website or social media page. (Most of them are ugly brown thirdies for some unknown reason)

i dont like role play porn at all, i think its cringe, i just want to see a woman masturbating

>>213108609
Surely there will be some trivial workaround

>>213110233
idk where they got the venus idea from, it was probably more like
>daaaaaamn grugina looking extra thick, she must have left allll the fat on her mammoth meat portions, I just gotta sculpt that
>>213110253
I will simply continue as normal

>>213110435
did not ask

>>213110435
That's my fetish but women don't like it because they don't want to touch themselves when there's a guy who could be touching them right there

>>213109953
he's a billionaire and really ugly, i don't think she's with him because she likes him

>>213110464
vpns are the obvious solution but the common ones are blocked unless you buy a pass
would be funny if since4pass was forced on brit flags just to laugh at them for paying to post though

>>213110482
thats not my fetish, what i mean is that i dont like the playing pretend, i'm not there, you dont know me, i'm not your son or whatever, you dont give me instructions, if i was actually there i'd much rather be having sex than watching

>>213110506
their government would make it a crime to circumvent the law and they'd have undeniable proof if they paid 4chan for a pass

I fear we're next on the content ban bros, you already need ID for mainstream porn sites in certain states

>>213110529
Ok but would you clap Sandy's cheeks

>>213110536
>undeniable proof if they paid 4chan for a pass
crypto and a burner email

schizos call me a "pedo" even though i'm not because i don't consider myself as such and i know myself more than these schizo freaks. and how can i be a paedo if i am attracted to middle aged east asian women? (i'm 25)

btw jason is actually a paedo (because he's gay and most gays are paedos)

Oh boy

this nigga stewed in it for over an hour. he's malding.

>>213110565
crypto transactions to finance criminal activities will be their own offence if they're not already codified that way. using burner e-mails will also be a separate offence. you're not invisible on the internet even with a VPN.

We made it CTbros
We got a Wegman's

*pets you*

>>213110642
lol

>>213110570
You literally posted this >>212812688

>>213110664
i wish it were a joke. the UK sends people to prison for literal years because they made facbook posts decrying mass immigration and sharia no-go zones.

Whoever posts directly below this is a black fucking nigger

>>213110797
okay

>>213110726
are both of their political parties like this

>>213110570
it's sad that your pathetic pedo ass uses that flag and makes all Mexican look bad

>>213110685
>>213110838
How do you know it's the same Mexican

>>213110833
they're all the same, it's just comparing Pepsi to Coke at this point. if there does happen to be a noticeably different party coming up and gaining support, they call them racists and nazis and make them illegal. Germany did it with the AFD, started attacking and trying to imprison and bankrupt their members. they made it illegal for any AFD member to own a firearm too lol.

they want the same thing here in Canada btw.

I made an autistic spreadsheet of every xbox 360 exclusive and xbox360/ps3 exclusive game

Many years ago, I posted a throwaway email to /soc/ and someone googled it and found a weird thing I had posted on Yahoo answers with that email and it basically was a huge sign that I don't belong with those normies and I never posted there again

>>213110904
>t. nufag

Hello, how do you do?

i have been browsing 4chan since 2016 im an oldfag

>>213110988
You are newer than the newest newfag who is 12 and doesn't know what THIS is

lifted twice a day for the past 3 days

>>213110936
post it up here bruther i'm something of a retard myself

>>213110970
Feeling kinda sad because we will be losing our British lads.

>>213110958
So you don't know

>>213111010
Cold lava chicken

literally me

>>213111061
huh

>>213111029
Where did you get this picture of me?

money, fancy cars, big house, traveling, being rich would be nice but i'm content with what i have

>>213111141
woah cool it with the antisemitic remarks there bro

>>213111085
panchito mugriento

If only you knew the truth. The power in my hands!

>>213111123
impeccable eyebreasts

>>213111203
this looks hella gay

>>213111111

>>213111243
yeah? go have gay sex about it if it turns you in so much

>>213111284
i only consume the highest quality gaming content, unlike you mere peasants.

>>213111193
I hate antisemites so much
These bastards don't realize new holocaust survivors are born every year
Disgusting bigots

they brought a holocaust survivor to my middle school when I was a kid
I was too young to realize the gravity of it so I didn't really get the point of it

N

>>213111319
there are more holocaust survivors today than ever before, more and more keep surviving every day and we have to make sure there is never another one and everyone survives forever. never again.

>>213111433
now you know the west is founded on a lie and the gravity of the situation

>>213111451
o

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B
O
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G
A

>>213111433
>I didn't really get the point of it
The only point is to remember the 6 billion
Every day

white women are angels

>>213111517
*TRILLION

I can be your angle and your devil

abysmal state itt
will see you guys tomorrow

>>213111571
i keep telling these guys not to be antisemitic but they won't listen

>>213111316
>i consume
I make video games, we are not the same

>>213111608
hey man, whether you're a dev or a player, we're all gamers at the end of the day. society works against us, always has. as long as we stick together though nothing can stop us.

mods ban redditjeet

I'm going to send the author an email and see if he will allow me to freely release this in audiobook format for the visually impaired.

>>213111692
jannies take this guy's fireskin

I'M ON A FUCKING K HOLE CUH

Nobody likes gamers

>>213111768
can't keep us down. gamers have survived centuries of persecution and we will survive this place.

>>213111802
cool it with the antigametic remarks

you guys think you're hilarious

6 million is a huge number

>>213111897
I KNOW i am capable of producing a sensible chuckle now and then

i am evil

>>213111897
you would be wise not to upset the gaming community.

but then...you're not a very wise man.

>>213111897
What post made you post this?

>>213111979
I told him a 9/11 joke

turns out 9/11 was just a heated gamer moment.

>>213112055
Larry gaming his insurance company?

>>213112150
No Larry was the server owner, he banned Bin Laden but ultimately Osama got his revenge.

Dinner was navy beans, peas, and barley

>>213111979
It's just redditjeet posting low tier bait for attention

Tell em about the dream king

I look like this and wear this

>>213112356
Average Nietzsche enjoyer

gonna make a new BBQ sauce with scripture quotes on the label

gonna call it SWEET BABY JESUS sauce

skyrim or BG3

>>213112443
Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory

>>213112391
You can make a special edition for christmas
Sweet Baby Jesus: Red Letter and just have direct quotes from Jesus

The pezanto miiru for today was karee gohan with niwatori breast

>>213112600
MY PUSSY IS LEAKING

some times i'm sad about dying other times i'm thinking not existing isn't so bad, it's a mood thing

>>213112653
I have a girlfriend, and her name is Megumin.

>>213112748
Aw don't even think about that
Look forward to tomorrow

>>213112470
The only stealth game I’ve finishes is Deus Ex HR
Not a huge fan of the genre

Momberg pushed back the vacationoid for two weeks because she's understaffed (won't hire me thougheverbeit)

it’s interesting in the matrix (1999) they had the foresight to know that 1999 was the peak of civilization

>>213112833
Short anon?

>>213112857
Hew?

mexico has been added to filter list

getting a pizza from the hut. hope the tavern style is good!

My ONLY reservation in abolishing AoC laws is that it would please goshcel

Damn Jason is hobnobbing with some big name chuds

Just doing a bit of dancing don't mind me :)

fellas, is it bad to savescum?

>>213113107
I like to dance around in my room too

How about this? How about a big bowl of piss the slowly dripping into my cunt? How about I get gun raped and then I kill myself? How about Dilf Ditler eats a big fat Shitler?

>>213113107
May I have this dance

>>213113147
generally yes, the only exceptions are when you're playing ancient relics with dogshit game design in certain areas

>>213113208
Is this a song lyric?
Punk is fucking kooky nowadays

y’all killing black people in memphis to ask grok who got a crush on you

>>213113271
It’s not but maybe it should be

>>213113296
GOOD

>>213113260
but what if there’s something that is CLEARLY BULLSHIT and the only way to restore balance is to restore the save from the start of the fight or the last turn?

>>213113296
brb making a grok account

>>213112748
life is a constant contradiction. i hate being alone all the time but when i'm around people i can't wait to get away. i hate being an alcoholic but all i want to do is drink. i hate being alive but i don't want to die. hmmm

>“You are the head of our house, brother. As your younger sister, I shall support and serve you.”
>“I am the head, indeed. Yet I am also your most devoted servant, my dearest queen.” Alexei took my hand and kissed the tips of my fingers.

>“Ekaterina...” Alexei took both of my hands in his. “You give me strength, so having you by my side is plenty, O gentle Queen of the Night who holds the moon and stars. Your presence alone brings me serenity and joy. I know how wise you are, and I have no doubt you would be a most dependable ally. Yet...you may laugh at a man’s foolishness, but I want to protect you. As a knight who swore his blade to you, my lady, I wish for you to live without ever knowing anguish. The thought of your contented smile brings me happiness. Please, my dear Ekaterina, grant my wish and allow me this.”

>>213113418
what game are you playing? chances are it's a git gud situation

I would be cryë if an big donkey did licked to my head.

>>213113545
Love this content

>>213113545
explain

finna bout to make some bands off these wimin

>>213113479
xcom2 and bg3

what i mean is that not existing really isn't bad, it's just nothing, you don't exist to feel bad or even know that you don't exist, alternatively if there is an after life and it is just suffering then it is actually bad but still cool that there is something more but that's most likely not the case

>>213113613
they redeemed

I want a dommy gf who looks like this.

>>213113623
git gud scrub

>>213113735
faith mogs annabel

Sisterchan just purchased a car from a little Guatemalan fella

>>213113692
redeemed what?

>>213113660
let's do it and find out

>>213113819
Yeah nice. What’s her @?

there are about 19k Guatemalans in Canada

>>213113871
she is mine

>>213113545
this is what India used to be about

>>213113899
Don’t worry I found it lol

Do u think they have weed in cyberpunk?

even these muscular women won't be able to beat an average man in a fight if he didn't go easy on her

>>213113972
grim

i should kms.

I've realized that there are actually some very good anime shows and movies out there. However, these comprise only a very small percentage of all anime productions, the vast majority of which is truly terrible. The primary difficulty in finding these good animes is that, paradoxically, you can only take anime recommendations from people who rarely watch anime. These people have no fixation on the medium and are therefore only drawn to animes that are truly engaging.Those who watch anime regularly have exceedingly poor taste. If a habitual anime viewer happens to like an anime that is genuinely good, it is essentially by accident because they do not really know what makes a narrative compelling.

i detest google ai overview sybau nigga i wasn’t asking you

Certified goofball

>>213113956
yes, cyberkush with crazy names like bleep-candy and purple bytes

What does I plead the fifth mean

>>213114098
I like the star wars themed ones, jedi cookies is my favorite

>“Welcome back! I missed you dearly, my lord!” the young lady—who I estimated was roughly the same age as me—exclaimed, walking up to Alexei. She had vivid green hair and turquoise eyes. Her features were somewhat harsh but she was still beautiful. What really stuck out to me, though, was her hairstyle.
>Tight sausage curls... I see you, you villainess!
>As the villainess of this story, I sure was one to talk! I, too, had harsh, strong features.
>Alexei looked at her coldly. She didn’t seem to notice his chilly gaze and kept advancing with a smile on her face, almost pushing me out of the way.
>I wasn’t about to let that slide and leaned closer to my brother. She finally stopped in her tracks and glared at me sullenly. Though, once she noticed I was Alexei’s sister, her expression shifted almost immediately into a forced smile. Several other young ladies quickly followed suit, surrounding us.
>Goons? Yep, she’s got goons! Ha ha, I knew it, Miss Sausage Curls! You are a villainess! Are we finally in for a showdown—the one true villainess, yours truly, versus Miss Sausage Curls, our duchy’s local villainess?!

>>213114135
It means you have the right not to say anything

How about a half chinese half white guy and his nick name is rice cracker?

i peed the shit

>>213114175
But didn’t you swear to tell the truth

yep
>sips beer
they sure don’t make ‘em like they used to

>>213114240
If you don't say anything you're technically not lying

>They’re from one of our branch families,” he replied.
>“I see... How sad,” I said, letting out a deep, deep sigh behind my fan. I made sure to put so little effort into concealing it that it was obvious to everyone there. “How can members, let alone the head of one of our branches, not know how to properly address the head of the main family? My chest hurts at the thought of all the rudeness you’ve had to endure so far.”
>“Do not trouble your heart over me. I do not mind.” Alexei said. “However, I must admit I find the lack of respect shown to you, the lady of the House of Yulnova, difficult to forgive. Not a single greeting?”
>Alexei and I both paused and scanned the father and daughter pair from head to toe.
>Are we looking down on them? Yes.

>>213114135
The 5th amendment of the U.S. constitution allows for a legal right to not self-incriminate. Used causally, it’s a way to say you’re guilty of something, but don’t want to explicitly say so

Shadilay magapedes!
Where's the Epstein files? Will Q release them? WWG1WGA

Walla Walla Washington

I feel like every person I come across is my brother

>>213114340
oh boy this takes me back

>>213114277
She was such a whore

sup bros

anyone watch the “rip king Ozzy” cobes vid yet?

>>213114489
hello

>>213114520
check out this track
https://youtu.be/OwvltlSAiJE

>>213114489
gutentag

i feel bad for trannies desu

>>213114590
2 with 3's smile would be peak

>>213114607
How shallow

>>213114590
Such a nice rack but insufferable woman

>>213114489
Hello! Why are you so shy?

I'm silly :p

whens the last time youve done a 2 for 1 fap. like jizzing and ignoring the refractory period and attempting to bust again. its been a long time for me honestly. like 10 years.

>>213114661
>insufferable woman
why do you say that?

>>213114590
>>213114662
Hallo.
Do you like this track?
https://youtu.be/OwvltlSAiJE

>>213114661
Many such cases

Black people hit a new low when they attacked hulk hogan

Is frontier a ghetto airline

>>213114684
9 years. hurt so bad i vouched to never do it again

>>213114590
Welcome back blessed Brieposter
>>213114661
I don’t know, I think I could find a way to put up with her

S
https://x.com/AbuHafsah1/status/1948414952626073635

Played killing floor 2 for a bit the game is fun but it totally lost the original games atmosphere and sovl

>>213114706
Sounds very nice and reminds me a bit of Aphex Twin's songs. You look very cute with the cape, btw.

>>213114755
frontier and sprint

>>213114661
>>213114704
all women have shitty political opinions when left to their own devices. it's up to men to ensure they have the correct opinions. a pretty, single girl in Hollywood is obviously going to have her head filled with all sorts of nonsense until a man marries her and provides her with proper instruction.

Hollywood is full of miserable, unmarried women and queer men. it's only natural the ideology would be complete shite.

Are captchas loading slow for anyone else?
>>213114755
It's the budget one so yes. I flew it the only time I ever flew and it was fine

>jason spamming his pedo comics
>canadian retard avatarfagging with some whore
quite an abysmal thread we have

I feel crushed that my new shoes don't fit me I have no fucking shoes for an entire week now I have to wait longer

>>213114785
Silent Hill 2, Portal, Halo CE, Halo 2, Mirror's Edge, Half Life 2, Mass Effect, KOTOR, and KOTOR 2 are games with great atmosphere and sovl.

>>213113735
Muscle girls just want a stronger man to make all their work and physique feel silly

I hate people who constantly complain about the thread quality.

My brother talked me out of a cool new motorcycle, but he's right. It's 5k I don't really need to spend

>>213114883
Same.bunch of whiny bitches who ruin the vibe

>>213114861
never played silent hill, mirrors edge, kotor or kotor 2, mass effect and portal is boring

>>213114912
you would probably get hit and killed by a boomer on their phone anyway

>>213114882
Sounds like good inspo. I want to get strong enough that I can out-wrestle a fit gym gf.

>>213114489
This cat fascinates me

>>213114912
My uncle has a Harley Davidson motorcycle and a jet ski.

>>213114809
>Are captchas loading slow for anyone else?
Yes m00t has been told to fix his site many times, he perpetually ignores my direction though. He just says "bro I don't work there anymore lose my number".

>>213114940
I've done pretty well for myself so far desu. I've been riding for 3 years and barely drive anymore. It's just way cheaper and comfier

Brie Larson has fungus toes

>>213114785
>totally lost the original games atmosphere and sovl
kf2 was the first game I played on release and was disappointed by
still have 400 hrs in it thoughbeit
ps. shan’t be buying kf3 until it is 9$ on sale at most

>>213114991
DO NOT GOOGLE THIS

>>213114961
>HD
not a fan desu. Jet skis rock, though

>>213115008
>shan’t be buying kf3 until it is 9$ on sale at most
Same and my PC probably can't run it anyway

Hi
I'm cute

moot is chinese now but he’s still our moot <3

should I go to the bar where there will more than likely be barely anyone inside or just go to the liqour store and get tequila and margarita mix

>>213115032
Tinactin will clear it right up. Only negligent monkeys forgoe this simple solution

we deserve a Cambodian m00t, he'd whip this place into shape.

we need the Khm00t Rouge

Everything pisses me off nowadays

>>213115104
too soon

>>213115128
why is that?

LMAO

>>213114949
It doesn't take much they're still pretty weak. Except for weightlifters and some crossfit girls. Those girls are strong enough the average man does usually need to train a bit to eclipse them.

>>213115128
Cheer up!
https://youtu.be/vcaPiiFZu2o

The West is finished

>>213115183
This cat is incredible attractive. My catberg is black and white as well but he is not nearly as cute as this one.

they sold us out Anon.

At the beach.

>>213115240
https://youtu.be/SwANiy-aJxw

>>213115073
Bar. You'd be surprised, you might meet some cool dude you become friends with. You probably won't, but at least you're out and experiencing the qorld. If you just go to the liquor store, you know what you're doing for the rest of the day for sure

>>213115274
kakfaesque

>>213115124
MORE!!

>>213115240
>but he is not nearly as cute as this one
you can’t just say that about your own cat

>>213115274
coffeesex

The dinner

canadians

>>213115240
>>213115286
My next door neighbour’s cat looked like this when I was a little kid; was a nice cat

>>213115283
lotta boats

>>213115283
Based

>>213115290
>experiencing the qorld
Patriots in control

>>213115314
Getting used to having a hobo diet?

>>213115370
Hobos are eating good then. Hitler lived on milk and bread as a student, milk and ground chuck is at least as good.

>>213115283
Looks nice. For some reason YouTube just recommend me just a video about Canada.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JsXF2fxzoU

>>213115274
Why is it pissing itself?

>>213115438
Blows my mind that people spend their free time watching content like this.

New
>>213115461

>>213115455
Why aren't you?

>>213115476
>early garbage edition
kys now

>>213115517
why are you surpsied, its goshpedo

Someone make a hulk hogan new

>>213115476
too early.

>>213115354
Unapolegetic phone poster sans autocorrect