Thread 213113258

CAN'T GET RID OF US THAT EASY EDISH

NOTHING

EVER

HAPPENS

Frogposters deserve the rope

>>213113258 (OP)
booooooring

I will be notifying the UK government that 4chan has failed to comply with their regulations.

>>213113258 (OP)
Think I'll vote for an English nationalist party next election now.

Yes, yes, well done, Keir, well done
HOWEVER

sucking a golf ball

I made the last minute call to Starmer and got it sorted

uh, rorke? you do realize they're going off of GMT instead of BST, right?

ANON, ooooh, didn't mean to make you cry
If I don't post again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry ooon as if nothing ever happens...

>>213113352
Cheers mate

>>213113352
thx sminem

I lived bitch

test

>>213113363
So you have one hour left?

>>213113363
wait chat is that real

>>213113411
>>213113411
>>213113411
>>213113411
made a new teehee

>>213113391
rorke we thought u was ded

>>213113352
Well done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D3crqpClPY
official thread theme (also banned by OSA)

you

are
here

forever

>>213113352
nice one thanks lad

flavour of the week nothing™ burger

Ofcom just shagged my arse

>>213113416
Yeah we are bst atm

erm, lads? why's /brit/ so slow?

ngl ofcom just lost HELLA aura bruh
All that talk and you embarrass yourself like that?

>>213113363
We messed up

>>213113718
You are in the wrong /brit/, lad.

>>213113718
we all got excited now everyone's gone to bed

>>213113718
I think either a lot of posters killed themselves at like 11:59 or certain wifis have already been banned

>>213113352
good lad

>>213113718
they did actually ban all the nonces, special provision

Retarded question but Jewing out for a pass + Static IP VPN would work, won;t it?

>>213114034
Ofcom pulling their hair out at this

Test

>>213114009
Yeah but no more brit flags

Here to witness the death of britain

Gyaldem

JANNY

>>213114168
white pussy for cronem

POO.COM IS BANNED

it's over janny has forsaken us

I AM A REAL ENGLISHMAN
TRAMPLE THE LIFESTYLE OF EVERY MAN
I AM A REAL ENGLISHMAN
FIGHT FOR THE CROWN
FIGHT FOR EMPIRE!

saw quite a muscular palestenian man holding his skin & bones emaciated little cousin on the telly earlier, shame he couldnt share some of the protein he was clearly shovelling down

Still here are ye?

mind leftypol used to spam cp on subreddits he wanted taken down

DON'T FUCKING POST, IT'S A HONEYPOT
THEY'RE BANGING ON MY FUCKING DOOR, I'M MAKING A RUN FOR IT

RIP in pieces, /brit/. I'd say you don't deserve this, but you mistreated your cunnies in your country.

taking down rule34xxx. it's sharia law.

and it goes a little something like this

New Pendulum tune with Wargasm just came out

https://youtu.be/gTv5eAPWiaY

>>213114034
SEX!!

posting on /brit/ is now illegal

>>213114034
2>1>3

>>213114153
las malvinas son inglesas jajaja
*muere*

>>213114252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz9I0WJxF84

and like this

4chan will simply not respond to the governments requests, the government will then fine them but since the servers are not in the UK the fine will be meaningless and unenforceable.
Even if the government then forced ISPs to block this website it would be very easy for 4chan to work around that which I’m sure they would since we make up a lot of numbers here

CAPTCHA’s playing up

WONT SOMEBODY THINK OF THE POOR GOONERS

25 minutes

Sex with women

it's over

and like this
it goes a little something like this

keir starmer is messing with the captchas

Can't wait for all the literal 12 year olds giggling at this shit to go to bed. Fucking hate the summer holidays

>>213114285
bit gay

https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/investigation-into-4chan-and-its-compliance-with-duties-to-protect-its-users-from-illegal-content

>On 14 April 2025, Ofcom issued a formal information notice to the provider of the service 4chan requesting a copy of the record of its Illegal Content Risk Assessment, as part of our Risk Assessment Enforcement Programme. At the date of opening this investigation, no response has been received to the information notice.

>Ofcom’s investigation will examine whether there are reasonable grounds to believe that 4chan has failed, or is failing, to comply with its duty to respond accurately to an information notice sent under the Act, as well as its duty to complete and keep a record of its Illegal Content Risk Assessment. The investigation will also consider whether there are reasonable grounds to believe that 4chan has failed, or is failing, to comply with its duties to protect its users from illegal content under section 10.

>Ofcom’s Online Safety Enforcement Guidance sets out how Ofcom will normally approach enforcement under the Act. This includes our approach to information gathering and analysis and the procedural steps we must take to fairly determine the outcome of the investigation.

>Where we identify compliance failures, we can impose fines of up to £18 million or 10% of qualifying worldwide revenue (whichever is greater). In the most serious cases of non-compliance, and where appropriate, given the risks of harm to individuals in the UK, we can seek a court order to require third parties to take action to disrupt the business of the provider. This may require third parties (such as providers of payment or advertising services, or Internet Service Providers) to withdraw services from, or block access to, a regulated service in the UK.

>We will provide an update on this investigation in due course.

>>213114226
only hijabi porn from now on lads

The coom must flow

>>213114301
ffs it's askin for my ID to view this

I DO NOT CONSENT
I DO NOT CONSENT
YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY OVER ME I AM FREE TO BROWSE THE INTERNET

>>213114301
gypsy whore

>>213114242
Milkie Way is fucking unreal

getting blacked

*breaks through the ISP block*

4chan isn't banned yet because Keir himself is shitposting here

>>213114315
unc is fucking raging lol

Are you dead yet

We got tits we got fanny we got de arsehole but we got no wankers
So me got no choice me got to close de porn site
Praise de lord!

get them housed now

>>213114301
saving all the lasses who make my willy feel funny before big nanny state bans all porn for good

Don't really care about the loss of Pornhub myself.

I had a range of a few hundred amateur videos I autistically revisited from 2007 right through to 2020. I could even remember the very first video I wanked to in 2007 and would go back to it frequently. The 2020 pornpocalypse wiped out 99.9% of those videos, and most of the remaining 0.01% vanished mysteriously in the years since then.

>>213114359
no im not

i just want to wank but I can't

>>213114272
>Even if the government then forced ISPs to block this website it would be very easy for 4chan to work around that which I’m sure they would since we make up a lot of numbers here
It depends how far the government is willing to go. Back in the #DropKiwiFarms campaign, the troons managed to wield tech industry influence to blackhole KiwiFarms users completely off the clear net, and it became only accessible via the onion address via tor. I imagine the UK government has these powers as well.

>>213114362
auntie's fucking raping kek

The Jury were in tears listening to the evidence of what this animal did to 4chan

*parachutes into a foren country to get around the uk wanking ban*

>>213114377
Never found a replacement for those

>>213114377
>I had a range of a few hundred amateur videos I autistically revisited from 2007 right through to 2020. I could even remember the very first video I wanked to in 2007 and would go back to it frequently

Guys, if Hiroyuki emailed you and said you're free to post so long as you send him your ID, would you?
Keep in mind he only has the manpower to verify one brit, so you'd be on your lonesome here. On the bright side, no captchas ever again.

>>213114359
keep it quiet, prole
you saw nothing

You really thought it was gonna get banned at midnight? Starmer is a neek who goes to bed at 7pm he’ll ban this shithole in the morning.

Got it on good confidence that server IP ranges get updated at noon GMT+9 (Japan time) each day. That means if there is a ban it's going to be in ~3.5 hours.

what site is this from just want to know for my records

its like the bloody supression field from half life 2 innit. not allowed to have a wank anymore.

>>213114362
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>213114377
and you didn't think to download a single one?

Since this is the last /brit/, I can safely say I love black futanaris, I would love to be captured, enslaved, brainwashed, used and abused by a black futa.
A draenei, tiefling, or orcish futa is fine too.

LET ME WANK KEIR

>>213114405
Is neek some british slang I was unaware of or are you a belend who can't spell NEET?

>>213114402
i'd bend hiro over and shag him

chucling

>>213114377
if you're too dumb to archive things you like that's on you

>>213114412
Reddit lad

I'm missing my Fast JOI subreddit

>>213114301
bufalica sex chebs

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1753400434444050.mp4

What kind of world are we living in where this can happen?

my human right to wank is being suppressed

>>213114415
>computer

wait why dont brits celebrate easter

this wouldn't be happening if your grandpa didn't vote for brexit btw

>>213114394
It was made even worse by the fact I DID manage to find at least a few dozen amateur videos post-2020 that I liked, but most of them would just up and disappear one day even though they were posted by verified accounts. I swear it was happening deliberately. They don't want you to watch normal vanilla amateur videos and want you watching depraved fetish shite instead.

>>213114372
House the waters...?

>Since this is the last /brit/, I can safely say I love black futanaris, I would love to be captured, enslaved, brainwashed, used and abused by a black futa.
>A draenei, tiefling, or orcish futa is fine too.

>>213114437
Different acronym

>>213114392
fucking hate this cunt

should have just stuck with good old boris

like

literally better than every other wanker since

>>213114301
>>213114454
looks khajiit

Sat at my computer posting on 4channel

>>213114435
starmer has a massive physical porn collection, got a collection of VHS tapes of the best hardcore pornos from the 80s, 90s, and today.

-t. insider

So, turns out you can post here still, just need to give a few small - largely insignificant details.

You doing alright lads?

>>213114400
>>213114377

>>213114429
Gah! Fuck off you bouncy shits! Let me get my parachute off, then I can kick your ass and we can slaughter some Coopers.

>>213114454
Gypsy whore

>>213114448
>>213114423
I don't download porn as a matter of principle. It was a habit I picked up as a wee lad since I never wanted to have the embarrassment of a parent or family member discovering "my stash". Kept the habit as an adult simply because it felt too degenerate to me to have an actual porn folder on my PC.

>>213114483
What does it stand for then?

ameliaposting lives on

Sir Wank Denier

>>213114493
sometimes i think black people look like argonians
especially if they have braids in a certain way

bouncytitslayingdown has fallen

How am i ever going to see tranny willy again

>>213114495
Bootlegs from Ukraine, brought over by his rentboys?

>>213114478
literally me minus the wife

>>213114509
kek

Youtube asmr gooners will prevail

NO NO NO NO AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>213114509
fuck

>>213114523
orcs imo
asiatics being dunmer and meds being imperial etc

>>213114437
Nerd + geek = neek

XHAMSTER IS GONE ITS OVER

>>213114519
She looks like my mate's Polish girlfriend who I do fancy a bit

>>213114547
OI
OI, MATE
YOU GOT--
YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT GAY VOMIT???

>>213114509
typical aries

KEIR IM A MAN I HAVE NEEDS
LET ME WANK

reckon the jannies are straight up lying to protect their favourite spammer now because i do NOT remember doing that

>>213114547
Looks like literally every porn website is getting hit. Are people still so delusional as to think they'll spare 4chan simply because it didn't get blocked at midnight on the dot?

>>213114580
oh cmon say lesbo vomit
gay vomit sounds like two men, which would be to far

>>213114546
amen *tssks in mic*

>>213114592
i can see your ip. IT'S OVER

Took XHamster like 40 minutes to get their ban in place. NOT ACCEPTABLE.

Anyone posting from a computer outside of normal working hours this is how I imagine you

Yandex is so fucking superior as a search engine it's unreal. Never going back to Jewgle

>>213114592
What's ths point of this at this point
>you better behave for the remaining few hours

>>213114580
It was actually straight vomit I was trying to access and no I do not have a loicense.

>>213114534
I usually go to /gif/ for that and then reddit if I burn through the threads on /gif/, if I really want to wank to a particular gal then I got to coomer or realbooru

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/722903
get the 'ition signed

You know you can just use scrolller, right?

>>213114509
proof?

old. trick no longer works for nsfw reddit
IT'S OVER

>>213114623
ktim

>>213114635
ofcom busting through my window telling me to not look at this image

>>213114547
>flicks on VPN
>refreshes page
>continues wanking
wow that was hard

>>213114592
You probably just misclicked the “violates U.S. law” button while trying to report for spam or whatever normal option that doesn’t involve global mods

>>213114637
gained like 10k in past few hours lol it may actually go through
especially the gooners over the next 24hrs just realising their porn is gone

I hope this solves your child rape problem

>>213114663
Everyone here is a boomer who don’t understand how VPNs work it’s like magic to them

>>213114601
thanks lid, may have to resort to wanking to this tonight
>>213114580
ahh, just realised by "gay vomit" you meant lesbian. I mean, it's straight if I am watching it, right? Lesbian porn is straight to watch if you are a bloke. I do like actual gay porn to be fair but not really mixing it with other fetishes generally (some exceptions, but there's not much good stuff out there)

>>213114648
are you lads slow
use redlib as a frontend, worst comes to worst use Tor or a VPN

Can't buy a house, can't have a wank. What's the redeeming feature about this shithole again?

Alri lads x

Ofcom screaming and crying at the thought of my willy being stiff

biggerthanyouthought and biggerthanherhead have both fallen

Is motherless banned?

>>213114643
this is not a high IQ website

>>213114667
amazing that that's what finally got them to listen
ofc that button will send the report through straight to the head 4chan office at the fbi, must've pissed off some spooks by accident while they were in the middle of setting up another terror group

Sir Click N. Wank

NO FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS WAS MY GO-TO SITE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. And the captcha is getting fucking slow here lads :(

>>213114592
You probably just accidentally misclicked the “violates U.S. law” button while trying to report for spam or whatever normal option that doesn’t involve global mods, who’ll give you a spanking for false reports

>>213114625
Yandex was founded by Russian Jews, though.

>>213114547
*visits pervert chat instead*

>>213114707
>What's the redeeming feature about this shithole again?
there isn't any

>>213114713
no that still works kek

just had a wank on a porn site sans vpn and sans ID verification

as usual Starmer is spineless.
SPINELESS.

>>213114707
But it's alright apparently because you can get a VPN lol

>>213114713
Neomulheres are always on /tr/

Anyone else notice captcha is fucking them in the arse?
Has to be linked to the internet ban, right?

>>213114677
Brother is coping so hard

>>213114707
it's cold?

>>213114696
yeah reddit even has an onion address lol

newfags i swear

I'm off to Australia for a month next week I'll miss you lads lol

Send me a postcard with any posts you want me to make for you

>>213114728
jej

The Brits are getting worried, they've all gone underground
If "One Shot Paddy" sees them, they'll know they're going down
So the next time that you see the Brits with their with their faces full of fright
Watch out for "One Shot Paddy" or his friend called Eamon Wright

Missav is still up that’s all that matters

Is pooeybumbum.com banned

>>213114644
A nigger?

do what you must OFCOM, for I have already won

>>213114752
shut up adam

won't somebody think about rorke at this trying time

You must take to the streets and say these words, anglo:
I CAN'T GOON

>>213114743
5 minutes left. This could be my last post if the captcha is shitty enough to not let me post again. I'm scared.

>>213114743
we may be overloading it

>don't verify on porn sites
>just use a VPN which means that you have to use a bank card linked to you instead
And don't say "you can use a crypto payment VPN" because I know you cunts aren't that advanced.

>>213114744
I was checking it last night, it was about 45k so gained 10k-ish in the past day.

don't want me wanking do you eh keir?
want me saving up all me semen in me bollocks?
how about now! *blasts his slut face with gallons of cum*

just in case

>>213114744
eh? someone posted it before i fucked off for a bit before 9 and it was 40k or less
you do know what a "few hours" can mean? and not just 1 hour?

>>213114677
So true

>>213113258 (OP)
I’m so glad you fags are here!

>>213114687
I'd wager it's mostly zoomies
digital natives their whole lives yet clueless when a 2cm high wall is in front of them, state of it

Is spunkarse.com down

>>213114800
:(

>>213114791
they're not going to send you to the gulag for having a cheeky VPN wank

Well that's me never being able to visit /r/clothedforprejacs ever again fucks sake

>>213114800
my poor brother.....

>>213114791
Advanced?

>>213114539
Where did you get the children

i'll leave /brit/ up in the woods at the bottom of the hill lads if youre looking it

>>213114768
no thanks, I've already eaten

>>213114770
>~9 gigs
That's like a couple dozen videos. You are like a squirrel feeling safe for the winter after burying only one peanut.

simpcity still up
we goon on

>>213114812
how are they so fucking big. it’s insane

>>213114812
Big one

Non-Brits, is Captcha also fucked for you? Or just us?

starmer just announced blacked will be mandatory viewing in secondary schools across the country

Is dribblewilly.com gone

Three minutes left until GMT 00:00

Reckon a cheeky Claire Gerhardstein wank might be on the cards.

>>213114637
bumping this, get it signed ya cunts
>>213114748
i can't even imagine the age demographic of people who are this tech illiterate, young zoomers? boomers?

>>213114802
Few means 3/4

>>213114838
>a couple dozen
FOY

>>213114848
It's fucked everywhere

is gayporn.com still up?

>>213114823
They won't send you to the gulag for just verifying either. I'm saying that whether you directly verify with a porn site or use a VPN, your identity is still linked with the porn you are watching.

>>213114810
go to bed gramps

Star Treatment
One Point Perspective
American Sports
Four Out of Five
World's First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip

Science Fiction
Golden Trunks
Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino
Batphone
She Looks Like Fun
The Ultracheese

>>213114848
instant for me
it's all you, mate

>>213114791
'roton requires no such thing for the basic tiers
nice try OFCOM goon

>>213114848
It’s acting up here too.

>>213114791
you're an idiot
a reputable vpn doesn't track you and won't be breached
that's totally different from having to upload a photo of your face and/or your ID to a random third party age verifier

>>213114863
right...and whats this current hour (12) minus 4?

Is wankyracers.com operational

ok lads, last one for real this time

>>213114843
cmon man you're giving americans a bad name

>>213114848
My captcha and posting is also fucked, and I’ve seen other flags complaining about it as well. Whatever’s going on is site-wide

>>213114829
i shant be answering this and i need my lawyer

>>213114848
Ye i was starting to get worried

>>213114866
thank fuck

is e621 functional, britbongs?

>>213114848
mine is literally fine

dunno what anyones talking about

same as it was yesterday

If this site gets banned I will finally start my move to America

>>213114838
mostly 'mages tbqhwyl

Nothing. Ever. Happens.

Ah good. Emmawatsonpoos.com is still up.

is spunktrumpet.org gone?

what's the next cope, lads? its not valid till the last timezone hits midnight on july 25th?

Just had my application to be a professional gay pornstar declined on the basis that I'm too ugly :(

Farewell.

G.M.T.
(goodnight mank twats)

Loved to shitpost with you lads! Farewell!

Is fannyminge.com live

We survived

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!

Nothing ever happens.

>>213114791
You can mail a cash envelope to Mullvad

>>213114904
>the 14th Doctor's run didn't end with him saying "I'm ready to go"
Fucking hell they really fucked it.

It's over.

Che, goodbye anglos
was fun

gapedgayarses.co.uk is down
it's over

>>213114890
Embarrassed myself haven’t I

>>213114848
its cos the post rate SKYROCKETED last few threads
even now its calmed down the system is shot
its why big events get a sticky

It's done... we can no longer post....

>>213114917
based
imagine not having the first amendment omdz

They are like damn cockroaches. Just die already bongs

can anybody get on pozzedholes.biz?

Nothing ?

Schizo

>>213114917
I took this photograph on my trip to New York. I own the copyright. It's my intellectual property. I demand you take it down.

if you go to pornhub is it blocked now for you guys?

We're so back

>>213114966
the rest of the eu will follow

See you tomorrow

i am in hell, no wonder all you fags are here too

>>213114982
all the major porn sites are blocked

Right can you all stfu now?

>>213114952
Gracias chico. Las Malvinas son Argentinas. Fuck Keir Starmer.

Mein Starmer... /brit/ survived the timezone attack...

>>213114982
...yh

Worry not, the Emma Watson toilet bowl cam livestream is still up.

>>213114982
not blocked but requires creation of an account verified by ID

>>213114982
ye
this is what we get

>>213114956
if you were right cheeky you'd have posted "er actually mate its now 1" and i'd have been told

>>213114966
Not true

brits probably have the best collection of countries they could move to in the world
Australia, NZ, Canada, US, Singapore ffs
why haven't you MOVED yet?

>>213114947
POV: The vikings in 844

>>213114910
bloody hell its still up. lads we're gonna have to settle for furry inflation images from now on

Is this new law applied globally if it’s hosted in the yookay? Why is gayscatcest.co.uk inaccessible?

>>213114982
>pornhub

>>213114994
ashemaletube is as it was earlier

>>213115016
can't beat the weather lad

>>213114982
yup

>>213114979
Talk to my lawyer pal

>>213114791
Use the VPN built into Opera. Or the Proton free VPN

>>213115016
>Canada
Indian
>Australia
Indian
>Singapore, US, NZ
impossible to get in to

>>213114602
>>213114635
>>213114694
lot of gay porn enthusiasts here

lads I can't get on wankingacockwithmyarse.com

>>213115024
There's better furry porn these days if anything.

Is grannyfanny.com ok

>>213115016
>Singapore
Would move there in a heartbeat if I could. Alas I am but a mong brained fuck up

>>213115016
false flag to invited criticism of us specifically and wank off the other three

Rorke's da uploading his national insurance number to shagged.com

Goon ghost

>>213115027
>>213114982
happened yesterday afternoon


meaning different sites will have different deadlines and cut off

expecting 4chan to be within the next 12 hours or so

>>213114722
Maybe stop being a gooner.

>>213115007
Why not just verify by phone?
>>213115016
Would love to but can't because of me criminal record, so I picked Ireland. Would love to move to Singapore or America.

>>213114982
Reminder that over half of your states will have the same restrictions by the end of the year. Some already do like Texas.
The only holdouts will be the anti-Trump states, who will enforce the law the moment Trump leaves office.

Someone get it made

>>213115054
kek

Recycle this shit because I can’t be arsed making a new
>>213112914
>>213112914
>>213112914

>>213115063
You don’t have a record. If you do it’s for noncing

leftypol breaking down on his knees crying in front of his PC with blacked.com on the screen

>>213115040
NZ is very easy to get into, a lot of chinks use it as a back door into australia because of the freedom of movement agreement we have with the kiwis

>>213115023
haha.

>Brave browser
>Tor

>>213114850
All white English girls need to learn what’s important

>>213115063
no matter what way you choose to verify, they still want a picture of my REPULSIVE face

>>213114637
gooner lives matter

>>213115040
>>Australia
>Indian
I thought the aussies were chinks

>>213115040
Singapore is also very Indian

>>213115191
I thought we were chinks

all farage needs to say is that he will repeal the OSB and legalize ganja

it's taken so long for this to archive
page 11 right now, any second