Thread 213115461

Fact: Cats are better than d*gs
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Previous >>213109689

You’re pissing me off
You’re unloved for a reason you gay dickhead

GOOD edition

The quality of /cum/ threads is directly proportional to the quantity of posts containing cute cats or women boobies.

This summer might be your last.

>>213115455
you would do the same if they replaced your limbs with artificial ones, took your eyes, and removed your genitalia

>>213115461 (OP)
>>213115501
I made the latter post and would like to say that I did not read the full OP comment. Dogs are based and there is no reason to compare two amazing animal species that have aided and provided comfort for billions of humans.

>>213115520
true we need more kots and bobs

Cheers /cum/bums.

cats are fake and gay, sorry

why tf is suicide considered a mental health issue? i want to die but it has absolutely nothing to do with my mental health. fuck doctors.

>>213115525
let's hope so.

>>213115560
WHAT A LIFE

>>213115461 (OP)
Do you have problems with stray cats and dogs in Mexico?

>>213115461 (OP)
My sister and brother in law are fat and now their cats are fat

>>213115560
*tips beer can*
*sips beer can*

>>213115560
I'm afraid of guys tattoos.

>>213115585
grim

>>213115599
I want to see her fight another beautiful woman to the death

The winds of Thor are blowing cold tonight lads

>>213115627
>>213115599
No weapons btw

Sydney mogs Brie

>>213115560
Cute tats

I saw two fake long stemmed roses on the windshield of a car

BURRRRRRRRRPPPP

>>213115599
looks AI.

catberg is demanding attention again.

>>213115678
Why is cat jewish

>>213115660
She’s real but I think it’s just airbrushed af or maybe it’s upscaled I didn’t realize until after I posted it.

as the zoomer would yap im cooked my niggas

'goon'd to mommy xev again' award

Is it drip?

>>213115724
Tara > Xev

>>213115685
His cat comes from a long family line of Talmudic rabbis.

>>213115736
terrible tits

>>213115758
Grow up.

>>213115536
my response to that faggot's death? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>213115769
grow a pair

>>213115782
You're low T.

Anime has become a thing for black and brown people. I see way more black people obsessed with anime than white people these days

whats the point of being into old hags if they don't have big tits

>>213115782
Sent him flying

>>213115817
when they have big soft milf butts

>>213115804
youre low IQ

>>213115736
holy

>>213115730
Do you live in a mobile home?

>>213115730
normal clothes so it depends on your height and face honestbeit

>>213115806
It’s always been like that

>>213115817
>old hags
What is that to you like 13-14?

>>213115862
bodied that freak

>>213115730
Looks like someone who smokes and likes ham radios but is 19 years old

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>>213115851
No. Soon though.
>>213115855
I’m 5’10” and busted.

>>213115861
I disagree. Only a tiny portion of black people knew what anime was until 3 years ago and they were all freak outcasts. Now normal black people like anime

e' lui? o non e' lui?

le

ching chong ping pong

>>213115730
how are your manifesto drafts going?

>>213115873
I do like ham radio but I’ve never smoked a day in my life.

Xev isn't HALF the woman Tara is.

>>213115923
half as old*

Is your humiliation complete?

>>213115904
hello again faggot

>>213115942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WvWkUhszeE

>>213115950
uhh...idk?

i shit like 4 times a day on average lately

>>213115965
I shit like maybe 4 times a week since I stopped drinking

cumming too quick is actually a good thing and superior genetically because u shoot your seed fast to reproduce then go back to fighting bears and wolves and shit or fighting in war

>>213115960
>>213115942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v27TRan1SBI&list=RDv27TRan1SBI&start_radio=1

>>213115986
sounds like cope from mr 2 pump chump

Normal poop frequency is anything from one time every three days to three times every day.

>>213115911
I did start journaling today. I imagine it will eventually develop into political screeds about protectionism.

>>213115986
not having sex at all is even more efficient

Language is a form of magic.
Grimoire = grammar
Casting a spell = spelling
The elites use language to control one's mind and shape one's perception of reality.
The ancient gods of magic, Hermes, Thoth, and Mercury, were also the gods of writing.

>>213116020
thank you doctor poopenfarten. every three days is crazy

Freemasons wear an apron that looks like an envelope. Envelope = letter, writing, communication, language.
For example they use linguistic magic to connect money with water. The words for water are also used for money.
>bank
>make it rain
>cash flow
>liquid assets
and so on.
In ancient Egypt, mail couriers were also used as spies.

>>213116038
yeah well how about you do a trick and make yourself disappear

it's insane how indian racism is normalized, kinda feel bad for them.

>>213115806
Black guys really like shonen. They aren't nearly as interested in any other genre.

we lost a real one, bros...

>>213116102
kek nice b8 m8 i r8 it 88/8

>>213115987
>>213115960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Nv11dYMsXQ

My balls smell haven't showered in two days

>>213116102
guess they should go back to india and they wouldn't have to deal with it. also it's not racism, they're the racist ones moving into western countries and shitting everywhere. it's racist to NOT adapt to your host countries cultural norms, you fucking jeet.

>>213116128
go two weeks then let me sniff them

>>213116112
I liked Tokyo Ghoul as a 15 year old. And SEL was good. I also watched a bunch of moe slop. I think you’d be surprised.

>>213116128
Why?

>>213116120
nah it's not bait i start feeling bad for them but then they start going on how india is number one CEO saar and i stop feeling bad for them

>>213116102
No fuck them. They aren't compatible with first world culture.

>Tokyo Ghoul
Urkelkin have bad taste in anime.

>>213116194
I was 15 nigga

nigga you watch idolmaster and isekai

>>213116150
Why are you black

for me it's perfect insider.

>>213116115
never watched a single wrestling anything and still I can recognize HULK HOGAN AND STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN

I like Mushishi and it has a good soundtrack.
https://youtu.be/ZlbxNeOmjEE

For me it’s Cameron Brink

>>213116209
I was born with Black genes.

>>213116230
ayylmao

>>213116215
>he never watched smackdown in the 00's
>he never watched andre the giant vs hulk hogan
>he never watched macho man promos
ISHYGDDT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeS6gCDVOjE

>>213116112
idk about anime genres but I do know urkel loved animes with little girls in them so

>>213116230
that's a man

>>213116230
Wow and she’s 6 foot 4. Pretty hot.

>>213116234
why tho

>>213116204
When I was 15 I liked good anime like Golden Time and Sora no Woto and Hyouka.

>>213116128
savour it

Only white trash watches wrestling and NASCAR races.

STOP talking about SEX

>>213116277
I’m black

>>213116274
Imagine her stepping on your balls

Death Note also had a good soundtrack and this track reminds me of Halo 2.
https://youtu.be/N8axhZzIdWY

love to see it

I’m going to boil myself into jam and you’re going to have to eat me in a ceremony

>>213116295
its RASSLING, you jerry bastard

>>213116295
Real mfers watch tennis

Sitting with my shirt off I'm sorry for whoever I may be blinding

>>213116230
I hate it when brink people come into my store

>>213116321
No thanks

I’m going to shave my hair and you’ll all brew it as tea whilst eating my jam on my bone powder cakes

>>213116334
Your Brazilian simp is not here today, boy.

>>213116342
I only watch women's tennis when I need to cum.

My mom taught me mountain dew and wrestling are low class and that pokemon and yugioh are shit/evil, and I never thought twice about it and never felt a longing for any of those things and I feel the same now.

>>213116230
Need her to sit on my face

I give my life for you
>>213116367
thanks God

>>213116365
What are you some kind of gyppo?

>>213116370
is that why youre a gay manchild?

women's vaginas actually smell disgusting

>>213116438
Mmmmmm fish soleil

feeling a big poo brewing in my bowels

>>213116330
what does that fucked up old foot have to do with the article though

hooo boy...

>>213116387
100%

>>213116475
I bet African sperm are champions at this technique

>>213116498
they're not

>>213116505
Yes they are

>>213116475
in english doc

my cunt aunt keeps offering me things and when i say no thanks she gets offended just fuck off bitch

>>213116527
BBC semen sticks with you for life

>>213116527
Bitch carrying the genes of every motherfucker who hit before, nigga

>>213116527
tl;dr: marry a virgin

>>213116031
It's the least efficient because you never reproduce

>>213116370
Emi ahh bih

normalfags love acting gay and saying gay shit. i never found that funny

>>213116568
oooh boy you look cute today

>>213116524
is that why you're a negroidkin

>>213116568
Homosexualism is Satanic.

>>213116586
uni wouldn't say that

why does rubbing my nipples feel so good

>>213116586
I’m scared of the devil. He’s a big scary guy and I’m scared about it.

>>213116528
>My aunt wants to give me free stuff woe is me
stfu bitch

>>213116528
Seems like she is lonely.

Anon was right when he said there are a lot of boats out tonight.

midget wrestling event is coming to my state but it's 30 miles away and I'm a walkcel

>>213116628
hopefully it's hot midgets covered in oil

>>213116622
I like the green sail!

>>213116599
cause your bra got them all excited by rubbing on them all day sweetie

>>213116628
that came to my town a while back. walked into the bar randomly one night and there were midges everywhere dressed up like wrasslers.

then they had a midge burlesque show but I didn't see that one in person

>>213116628
>>213116637
concerning

Just gave birth on the terlit

Blasting The Doors - LA Woman

Did you ever see the beauty of the hills of Carolina
or the sweetness of the grass in Tennessee?

>>213116674
never liked that album. Im a morrison hotel man, myself

>>213116667
I want to fuck a midget so bad
Maybe I'll start following the circuit

>>213116668
uh yeah, concerning my BONER.

>>213116674
Did you know that Jim Morrison drank blood in an occult ritual?
https://youtu.be/koC36NcCrzg

>>213116637
it's not, it's just midget pro wrestling

>>213116667
it honestly looks like a lot of fun, the wrestlers genuinely put effort into it and the crowds seem happy funny rather than malicious funny

>>213116697
>>213116701
fbi

dinner

>>213116711
i could kick a midget's ass any day
>>213116716
shut up schizojeet

>>213116685
yeah

I have a few milf coworkers that I'd smash

>>213116187
And all the other minorities are?

>>213116674
10/10 album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV0buYqrRo4

Eating a fruit cocktail

>>213116719
That looks fucking delicious

>>213116568
Same, when I was in highschool this was a big thing and I always thought it was just complete faggotry. Now zoomers do their own version, still gay.

Fruitcake eating a fruit cocktail, lmao.

>>213116748
https://youtu.be/koC36NcCrzg

>>213116719
Living alone is tough eh?

eating a black mans ass cheek

>>213116719
At least have the decency to chop the ham and mix it with the sauce. Not even Jason is this sloppy.

>>213116758
more like a fruit taking cock in his tail (gay)

>>213116736
>had a milf coworker that would always flirt with me
>straight up grabbed my arm one day and was like "oh anon you've been lifting hehe"
>autistic so never reciprocated
>ended up moving to another a state
>only told a few people and then fucked off
>she texted me a few days later
>"hey anon where have you been"
>hey yeah I moved
>she never replied
if self-cockblocking was an olympic sport I would have a gold medal

>>213116628
I went to one of these a century ago at a bar near my college and it was underwhelming

>>213116685
I've been to both Carolinas and Tennessee. So YES.

Sorry for drinking a light beer I'm on a diet teehee

>>213116685
I saw a ghost in the Appalachian mountains in Tennessee.

>>213116628
>30 miles
>10-12 hour walk max
Easily doable

CAN YOU DO THE CAN CAN

35 is still young
I'll get a job and move out eventually

>>213116711
>the wrestlers genuinely put effort into it and the crowds seem happy funny rather than malicious funny
yeah they definitely seemed like they were having fun with it, and why not ya know better than working 9-5 at your mcjob or whatever. am kinda sad I missed the burlesque show but like lol woulda been weird for sure

>>213116719
Mine

We need to buy an old hospital and make a NEET compound

i miss ozzy

>>213116842
Why do normie zoomers look so gross
it's hard to explain
they have this gross and nasty look to them

>d20 roll
>get 1 twice
I guess I’m just lucky

>>213116736
Once had a Brazilian milf coworker at an office job who was ridiculously horny and kinda psycho
>>213116803
Foids HATE autism so much bros...

>>213116833
did he spook u and go WOOOOOOOO

>>213116874
We know, cobra.

he banned me again for ban evasion he's a mad chink

>>213116863
hey wait a sec that's not pasta...

>>213116858
imagine popping a boner at the midge burlesque show
would be humiliating innit

>>213116875
poor diet, no sunlight or physical activity, high intake of pharmaceuticals, chronic depressive state from an utterly hopeless future, and their music is all awful

>>213116842
>almost a year ago
Grim

blue checks losing their minds over the new south park episode

>>213116875
Too much endocrine disruptors and microplastics that make them look baby faced but also not young at the same time + they have this grungey alt-unkempt aesthetic

I’m going to do a Wyll origin run once I’m done my honour mode run

>>213116898
their clothes look shitty and dirty and that hat looks too small for his head

>>213116889
He was the first person I thought about when I heard the news

Ozzy owed me $50,000.

>>213116929
yeah they are generally low IQ and low test, nothing will fit them well or look good on them because they have terrible bodies too.

>>213116896
iunno they probably like it. can't imagine anyone is FORCING them to be midge burlesque dancers

>>213116938
fucker didn't even go live when it happened. fucking cyraxx made a tribute video to ozzy

>>213116918
Both sides too dumb to realize South Park peaked a long time ago and is just referencing a +20 year old episode instead of bothering to make something new (Family Guy, Simpsons etc. all do this sort of derivative episode now too)

>>213116967
I mean with everyone else around
just standing up from your chair and it's poking out
then everyone's gonna be like "this freak got hard from a midget"

>>213116875
He's some kind of mystery meat zoomer. You can't tell what race he is. Is he Latino or something? Italian maybe? They have this ambiguous look.

Playing RDR2 again, the black NPCs run away when it's 1v1 but as soon as there's a group of them they gang up and 1 v 5 you. I swear the devs at Rockstar are trying to say something.

one of the most ethnically ambiguous people I have ever seen

Taking the fattest shit in recent memory

I don't know how to fix my life so I hope something bad happens to me

Normies, even the somewhat intelligent, or 'aware' might be a better word for it, always fall for the race mixing = more attractive kids meme. Jews got them good with that one.

>someone on a motorcycle arrived right before the execution
duolingo needs to stop giving me dogshit sentences that I'll never use at any point in my life

>>213116686
That's ai

Sadness is by far the worst kind of pain.

>>213117082
stop eating goyslop it's destroying your asshole

>>213117124
>The lion ate an apple
>The bees read the newspaper
Sorry xir but they even got AI doing dogshit voices and sentences now it's OGRE for that shitty pozzed app

>>213117150
I think severe burns are worse, especially from steam. Ouchie!

>>213117150
what about sadness + being held in a Russian POW camp

I walked by the same unleashed lone pitbull twice on my walk.I was spared because I wasn't a small child/animal

>>213117172
this is the future payment processors want for you

>>213117198
at least you wouldn't be alone

I miss fast food bros. I'm eating way healthier and generally feel better but nothing tastes as good as slop

>>213117226
untrue, i have been making some bomb ass fish and chicken since cleaning up my diet.

I don't really like Ozzy's solo material but I do enjoy Sabbath.

Is this about the easter baskets?

>>213117242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjPvRVJARhU

>>213117242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCCiwPEdEpg&list=RDLCCiwPEdEpg&start_radio=1

>>213117236
Wait, that cart narc youtube guy is a brown manlet?

fuckin' retards

https://x.com/war_noir/status/1948158271065317654

>>213117124
Brazil and Colombia would disagree.
Here other methods are used.

>>213117242
I have a vivid recollection of playing KF1 (or maybe it was KF2 with KF1 maps) and watching a Black Sabbath documentary on my second monitor

it’s so unfair that women don’t just proposition me for sex

Remember when the pedo said he was leaving for kc?

>>213117366
he''s said that at least 10 times now

"I'll give ya something to fix"

>>213117338
They never will
Change or die alone

>>213117366
Yeah but kc is dead and rarely anyone posts there.

Business idea: ban mexicans from this general for a week and see how it improves

>>213117461
He's not Mexican. I mean he is chicanx but it's a proxy because he gets banned for cp

im a white dude from missouri and unironically hate this shit. this country is quickly becoming a tribalistic shithole

>>213117473
hopefully he gets alcatraz'd soon

Momberg sent me an e-transfer of $15.

>>213117475
Yeah well i’m a (half) black dude from Missouri and i think that’s based

>>213117475
what even is the "traditional view" anymore? MIGApedes flipflop on whatever el cheetoh naranja says on an hour to hour basis

>>213117461
just filter the flag. He does it for attention because he has no human interaction at all in his life otherwise

>>213117461
I like 'em, they bring a spicy attitude to the thread

I vote left on a provincial level and right on a federal level.

>>213117475
yeah? what are those faggots gonna do to me if i show up? gonna kill me and get your little gay ass community shut down?

>>213117548
based and same

>>213117511
This is why the mex threads are dead stop posting random shit

sigh if only there were some way to see the most uninteresting tweets of all time without having to open a whole new tab and navigate all the way to x.com

Lololol

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BASED/?????????????????????????

Fuck the metric (((system)))

Do you have all your basic vaccinations?

WOW BRO YOURE SO FUCKING COOL REVING YOUR ENGINE TO GO ONE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD BLOCK AND IMMEDIATELY HIT A STOP SIGN

>>213117668
I do

>>213117671
Wtf are we neighbors???

>>213117668
no I will catch the basic virus and there's nothing you can do about it.

watching ken burns country music episode 2 watchu know bout that

ISIS really fell off huh?

>>213117731
probably nothin

I'm glad I'm safe from getting tetanus.

>>213117671
average mustang owner

>>213117731
Ken Burns is a cuck. HURR ACKSHUALLY THE NADZEES WERE INFLUENCED BY THE US DURR like Hitler didn't hate the US

Lets Try

>>213117746
It's very interesting that tetanus is about dirt but everyone thinks it's about rusty nails

>>213117734
*IS(Islamic State)

......

Mormon love is mormon life, one day I hope for a mormon wife.

>>213117734
That's what delusions of grandeur without a cohesive plan does. Only white people can pull that kind of thing off

I stepped on a rusty nail one summer like 10 years ago and had to get a tetanus shot

As I arise in the morning, I gaze upon my mormon wife yawning, with eyes like dazzling gems and gems 10 out of 10. All I know all is well in life when I have myself a mormon wife.

“No way, O Jews! We have not forgotten Palestine for a moment. And, by Allah’s permission, we will never forget it. The day is approaching, by Allah’s permission, when you will hear the roar of the lions of the Mujahideen who will surround you from all sides. The day is approaching, which you think is far away, but we see it very close. Behold, we are drawing closer to you every day, and indeed, your reckoning will be very heavy and difficult.”

The honorable Imam and renewer of the religion, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi – may Allah have mercy on him – from his audio speech: ‘Wait, we are also waiting with you.

>>213117461
sybau
Mexicans barely post and their engagement it valued greatly

>>213117863
this post reeks of taco meat

I'm a little ant lion

>>213117608
um I don't think that flag was used at the time and wasn't that the british who did it?

>>213117925
ok TFW

new
>>213117966
>>213117966
>>213117966

>>213117960
stop trying to erase my cunt's history

>>213117475
Saw this posted on a blahpipo type news page and the blahpipo supported it like 90% to 10% opposing