Thread 213116203

NEH edition

chuds won

I love BWC

>>213116203 (OP)
I had glasses like that when I was still in school.

>>213116224
A B U J A
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>>213116232
phoar

>>213116232
corrrrrrrrrr quite erotic and the government wants to ban it? for shame....

>>213116224
non-white women...

sir oswald mosley subedition

>>213116189
>>213116205
There’s no telling if it’ll actually succeed, but the Tories could already be starting moves in that direction with Rupert Lowe

>>213116232
queen

>>213116232
miss the days when he was just a fag crossdresser, bros
retvrn

>rule34 down
>e621 still up
what the tuna did they mean by this?

fuck

TNB

So, when did the site shutting down in britland get postponed to?

>>213116232
leftypol’s dad

>>213116232
you're laughing now, 10 days of the porn ban and you'll be dying for a piece of that

>>213116278
Three more hours or something allegedly. I’m already burnt out from the last countdown

So here we all are then... one last time... for the final /brit/

>>213116289
just don't be old or fat or an alky and you won't get this

>>213116289
Grim

>>213116278
to never

>>213116318
Banger alert

all my niggas nazis nigga heil hitler

>>213116340
not on is it

>>213116203 (OP)
>>213116205
>When will they be considered big enough exactly?
My guess? Basically
>Reform fuck an election for the Tories by vote splitting and they either have to do coalition or just get buttfucked into Son of Starmer: Episode 2: Attack of the Clones
or
>Reform literally fucking win elex but then turn out to be as incompetent at actually ruling as everyone already knows they are and their vote collapses like Starmer's popularity, a year-1 crumble where the Tories are positioned to step in and say "at least we're more competent than that lot, now watch us show our new commitment to Faragist policies by kicking this Somali immigrant in the bonce"

>>213116319
A friend of mine got the early stage of this at a young age, purportedly by eating stuff like sardines and liver too frequently; not obese, and barely drinks.

i'm a gigarorke and gfberg is a woke, i think we both think we can change each other, well i'm certainly not budging

Paki GP telling me to talk to the mental health nurse, don't think I will though.

>>213116318
remember when cemetery had a meltdown over joeyy

>>213116363
thats mental elves

just sort of sat here denying the holocaust

>>213116340
NIGGER BUCK BROKEN NIGGER BUCK BROKEN

gary eats sex arse

>>213116355
I could easily see option 2 playing out in their favour if they outflank Reform to the right with Lowe. If they continue with this Sunak, Adegoke diversity hire nonsense, maybe not

racismlad just got hit by a car

>>213116363
you WILL take the mentul elf zombification meds and you WILL like it

>>213116340
This a number one champion sound (Yeah)
Yeah, Estelle, we 'bout to get down (Get down)
Who the hottest in the world right now? (Uh)
Just touched down in London town (Uh)
Bet they give me a pound (Uh)
Tell 'em put the money in my hand right now (Yes)
Tell the promoter we need more seats
We just sold out all the floor seats

people way overestimate reform BTW
UKIP, 2015: 3,881,099 votes
Reform, 2024: 4,117,610

calm down you gammons. reform is never gonna win. here's what'll really happen, conservatives will win again. like always.

Oh no what a shame. Now we won't have the brainrot /brit/ threads anymore. Enjoy the nanny state. See ya

night night lads xx

this never would have happened if brexit didn't happen
...or would it have?

>>213116457
odd
this is all i see about it

>>213116457
>deddicated

>>213116466
i... i dont know.. sorry..

>>213116432
>gammons
Isn’t Reform owned by a brown Sri Lankan Muslim or something

>>213116457
>inspect element trolls in the year 2005+20
yawn

>>213116466
British people are like children and need constant supervision. Their low class descendant fill up the American South and they are passing similar laws there. Pornhub is banned in Oklahoma for example.

>>213116470
well it was probably written by gookmoot and he's a slanty eyed chinaman who can't speak engrish

>>213116432
mate you're so thick pierce brosnan would go gay for you

goncerning

>>213116485
unfortunately three retards just got trolled by it

el porno banno

>>213116495
what am i missing then, condescending twat?
most people DON'T like fagrage. most people see him as the snake he is, a sniveling little grifter. i guarantee reform caps out at like 4-5 million votes.

>>213116485
The Gen Alphas only know how to use iPads with no inspect element, and they don’t even know about photoshop, so there’s a whole new audience for those sorts of pranks

>>213116518
didn't know hiromoot was so into /brit/ culture proud of him

lads
I'm a boomer (late 20s)
Want to ask a question to zoomers (early 20s)

Has Twitch lost its monopoly on the livestreaming thing?
Is kick and rumble and that lot actual challengers now?
To my knoweldge Twitch is basically what Tumblr was a decade ago but Rumble and Kick are far more level headed (rorkey).

Twitch is surely still top dog though.

>thread spontaneously dies
holy shit it happened...

>>213116525
the election was a year ago, so i'd say that's what you're missing
labour and tory popularity has since decreased, reform has gone up. maybe take a look at the polls

at least one saddo probably burst into tears as midnight approached thinking his friends were all suddenly gone as if anything ever happens

>brits need to show their loisence to look at this picture in the year 2025
grim

>>213116544
clearly isnt that well versed seeing as he left out moo deng thailad alan fatcam maisie etc

>>213116564
the polls are all absolute crap. the one where farage was claiming he was joint most popular and more popular than labour was a complete bullshit online poll.

>>213116569
JANMAN I'M IN THE OFFICE
GET THIS CREATURE OUT OF HERE

wish i were skinny again like in my youth, i've got some nice cheekbones under this flab i've accumulated

>>213116560
No lad, new NYT sudoku got posted so everyone had to go commit it
They'll be back once they beat PR

>>213116591
lets see those cheeks then ;)

>>213116591
*breastfeeds you with my burgers*
there there big boy

>>213116556
22 here
dont watch streamers ever but my friends do
kick is an actual challenger but not near overtaking it yet, they have their own ecosystem of streamers and lots of money coming in
rumble is just for racists and nazis

i'm against niggers

>>213116591
just stop eating, john bull lad

>>213116565
um...

FOR FUCKS SAKE I'M SICK OF FUCKING JEETS, SEND THEM ALL BACK NOOOWWWWW

>>213116361
deenzbros, not like this...

have you noticed rorke/leftypol posting is far more common during the day than at night
why is that I wonder

ohnononono britbros check the FAQ page

>>213116525
This is the problem that just played out for the Conservative Party of Canada (CPC) and their leader Poilievre in our recent election. The general public hated Trudeau and wanted him gone, so polls were predicting a CPC supermajority for years, but it wasn’t out of any love for Poilievre, whom they also disliked; just less. When the Liberal Party pulled their last minute leadership switcheroo with Mark Carney, the Liberals clawed back all the Trudeau-haters and won the election. People weren’t loyal to Poilievre; they just wanted Trudeau out, and when he left of his own accord, they ditched Poilievre immediately. Reform may be polling well now, but if Farage only has “negative support” from Starmer haters, or even general status quo haters, it could crater quite easily, as long as his adversaries are savvy political actors who know how to make the right plays at the right time.

scregemblging
https://x.com/Patrickmuweng3/status/1948442075378360356

>>213116644
they cuddling in bed together >.<

ffs rorke

>>213116588
all the polls come to the same conclusion
reform gets around 30% of the vote while labour and tory get around 20% each
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_next_United_Kingdom_general_election
i don't like reform or farage but it doesn't matter

>>213116556
I can’t remember the actual numbers, but Twitch has lost a lot of its previous market dominance.

>>213116666
feel exactly the same way about some of the jeetesses at toil

>>213116658
commonwealth truth EXPLOSION

>>213116661
if bill gates

>>213116678
good
that makes me happy
wonder if they'll pivot
not to maga but beyond the blue haired non-binary #resist attitude

>>213116224
It doesn't exist

they said maghrebi goth girls are a thing now

>>213116687
tell them they're pretty for an indian
women LOVE that

need an Indian gf

>>213116246
i just realized this guy lived until 1980, never really thought about that

two nil

>>213116709
>tf
>tp
confirmed lil blk boy scared of BWC she just wants good genetics why cant you be happy for her?

>>213116720
peng

>>213116751
his son was head of formula 1 for a couple of decades lol

did brits like the recent film 28 years later?

HOLD UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqXf2vDQHuc
ICEMAN COMING TO YORRRRRRRRRRK RIGHT FUCKING NOWWWWWWW

this burger cost £18
I am becoming a tiktokoholic

>>213116807
this nigga still reeling from kdot omds

>>213116658
>>213116688
Check out this polling chart for reference

OHHH SHITTT HE REALLY OUT HERE IN MANNYYYYY

>>213116797
not particularly
i liked voldemort in it though

>>213116824
whoever is in charge of that place is definitely jewish

>>213116768
non white women aren't worthy of BWC, miscegenation is a crime no matter the circumstances

>>213116677
it's not gonna represent reality
the truth is there's a block of dedicated tory voters who are of middle class income, work men and old people mostly, who don't participate in these type of polls

>>213116839
jobbie ness monster

>>213116852
grow up

>>213116872
bet she's got ugly brown nipples and dark skin around her fanny that clashes jarringly with the pink flesh between her flaps

>>213116894
literally the best part
grow up

>>213116658
Farage, unlike PP, actually has some suave, some charisma though.
And when you look at the ladies in waiting for Tories and Labour (Robert Jenrick and Angela Rayner), it's difficult to see anyone who could challenge him.

Corbyn is the one who probably comes closest and he's just started a spoiler party of his own which only helps Nige more.

>>213116894
corrr sounds hot
love brownoids

that pajeeta, she poo-poo on da floor
uh huh curry muncher, she a honky dick whore
[chorus]

>>213116853
the age of the shy tory is over

>>213116861
>>213116910
its the poo seal lol

>>213116914
>farage
>charisma

>>213116914
>Farage, unlike PP, actually has some suave, some charisma

>>213116924
The time of the _____ has begun

>>213116951
[rorke]

>>213116914
Maybe Labour could get Rachel Reeves to have a cry at Farage on the debate stage lol

>>213116924
Incorrect, in fact things will only continue to get more shittery

>>213116959
/brit/posters day 1 after 4chan ban

>>213116894
CORRRRR QUITE EROTIC WOULD LOVE TO SEE HER GET SHAGGED SILLY BY A BWC

I was promised no more uk flags

>>213116959
me within 15 minutes of 4chan being down

>>213116937
>>213116939
He's OBJECTIVELY charismatic.
Had his own show on LBC, has his own show on GB News, wins every debate he's part of, doesn't sound like he's got a stick up his arse like every other politician

Think he's too soft on the muzzies? Sure.
Think he's a bit in love with himself? Sure.
Think he rides that orange dick a bit too hard? Sure.

But he does have charisma. Don't lie to yourseles.

>>213116980
you have our flag on your flag you little poof

>>213116983
seriously mate nobody believes this except farage fans
someone i dont like but has charisma is trump. he's just plain funny
farage is like a proper cunt who you'd wanna punch in real life. silver spoon twat who larps as working class "muh flatcap and pints!" but in reality went to private school, then straight into a finance job

been feeling really motivated and have been working out and doing cardio a lot and yeah

>>213116983
phwoaaar some PROPER debate winning muscle there lad

rorke being insta killed by a flying tomahawk in nuketown as soon as the game starts

>>213116937
>>213116939
Not a Farage fan but I don't see how you can't admit he's got more charisma than 95% of uk politicians

Can’t stand the fucking leaf

rorke flash banging his own teammates at long A on dust 2

>>213117034
i wouldn't know, the rest of them don't push their fat face on TV constantly like farage does

>>213116768
there's no evidence of it in that pic, if you want to talk dick then let's talk dick but if you are just going to post interracial couples as araceplay thing then we're done here

>>213117018
>silver spoon twat who larps as working class "muh flatcap and pints!" but in reality went to private school, then straight into a finance job
i heard that after those photo ops of him pulling pints he pours them out and orders wine instead

leftypol watching his killcam furious that he was killed by a landmine

>>213116807
drakes doing british rap now pog

Business idea: the word “po” but with an extra o at the end.

>>213117032
fucks sake hit me in the ankle too

>>213117051
rorke throwing a molly on vertigo in mid that prevents his own team from pushing

>>213116937
farage has the whole sleazecore type of charisma going on, labour are a complete vacuum of charisma in all their mps

>>213116720
>>213116744
>>213116872
Built for BWC.

rorke being gunned down by leftypols golden+ diamond camo uzi in yemen

>>213117021
aye I don't disagree there
I think Reform's success is their own downfall. 670ish councillors and they've already lost 11 for various reasons (and 2 more on the way) - and they've lost basically every by-election they've held for those that aren't just merely serving as indepednents. If they keep this rate up for the next 4 years they'll lose a THIRD of all the coucillors they won back on May 1st.
Another achilles heel of his is when he's asked to detail his plans where he usually deflects to talking about how shite the big 2 are (which works tbf).

But when he burst onto the scene 12 years ago people just defaulted to calling him a racist and now they're too afraid to even acknowledge his existence. Penny Morduant during that debate last year with him was fucking dreadful. Even Kemi's retorts against him are really fucking lame.

>>213117018
He got the biggest laughs out of the debates last year though.
Usually for bullying Penny Morduant.

i was going to got o israel and force them to stop the genocide but 4cha stayed on so why bother

>>213117035
If you don't like the Leaf, you are no friend of mine, you traitor

>>213117064
that's not red wine, that's actually the blood of christian children
>>213117081
>sleazecore
whatever the fuck that means, i think you mean hes pretending to be working class but obviously isn't

>>213116807
>>213116832
>>213117068

rorke drawing a childlike swastika as his clans emblem
demanding on xbox live party that his teammates all change their klan tag to [KKK]

>>213117102
>he is unaware

been playing the alters, brilliant game

rorke getting stuck on the ladder in mirage a
leftypol still staring down long with his awp
rasheed sneaking up behind him from b

leftypol doing campaign mode himself
refuses to shoot npcs in no russian

>>213117113
that's probably bieber who he's glucking here

How do I get a gf?

I want to count the wrinkles in Emma Watson’s stink star.

>>213117130
>"working class people could be at this working class photoshoot" he thought
>"with a private school education, you can get anywhere"

>>213117152
can't be done I'm afraid

>>213117152
honestly?
can I be honest with you?
in all honesty?
idk

rorke playing himself in ghosts campaign

>>213117113
this got xxxtentaction killed when he posted it

>>213117152
wink at all girls who pass you by and make "awooga" and "hubba hubba" noises

i'm a wise man, a learned man, a thoughtful man, a racist man

>>213117182
helps if you can pop your eyes out as well

damn

>>213117192
yeah that'd be next level 2bh

>>213117152
go on runescape and buy one

>>213117152
I think the Yakuza will pay you something like $30,000 to "marry" a Chinawomen so she can get citizenship. She'll leave as soon as she can but at least you'll have her for a little while

Charisma is relative in this scenario. Is Farage the most charismatic man who has ever lived? No, but he’s a lot more charismatic than Starmer, who’s got to be one of the least charismatic men I’ve ever witnessed. And who are the other contenders? I’ve already commented on Rachel Reeves crying

Might throw a podcast on

>>213117193
Based faceblind autist.

leftypol playing as russian commandant
rorke picking oddjob

hulk hogan died

>>213117171
yeah not at all him going to a bike dealership with like 250k in a gucci duffle bag and being robbed at gunpoint lel

>>213117221
>71
he was still a kid...

>>213117221
think hes in heaven or hell?

There's a row of houses next to my allotment, do you reckon if i ask nicely one would let me quickly attatch a hosepipe to their mains water, reel it over the fence to my plot and run it for an hour to fill up two icb's. absolutely desperate for some water in this drought and have completely tapped out.

offer them £30 or something?

rorke yelling out tango suckas on game chat

>>213117227
it was a hit

rorke went woke

>>213117221
Throwing up a Heil Hitler for the man

>>213117241
no

saw a cute girl on a run just outside my neighborhood and considered stopping and outright asking for her number
would that have been bad? seemed creepy or autistic? don’t be mean just say no and ill take the hint

I don't give a fuck if you love me
I don't give a fuck if you like me

>>213117193
I don’t think Murphy is built like Eilish

>>213117269
looks like this fella is making a list

got the urge to play eu4 but i know ill just get bored after 5 minutes

Indians are improving Canada

wait so nothing happened at all? you can just post normally?

>>213117268
if you could catch her yeah

>>213117193
>>213117193
non white saying all whites look the same

>>213117241
He’s saying the n word upstairs now

>>213117276
you just know Billie Eilish smells terrible

Vshojo's in hot water lads

lol good riddance

>>213117289
they're all leet hackers so they can still post

>>213117291
Not sure what you mean

uh oh back again
once he go black he'll be back again
tell 'em that it's crunch time (abdomen)

>>213117241
hell

RIP in piece to Hulk Hogan

>>213117281
played ck2 and had to use money cheats cos i kept getting fucked up in battle and had to pay mercs to fight for my shitty duchy lel

>>213117268
whether its creepy or not depends if shes attracted to you. you don't know if she's attracted to you until you ask. so might as well. who cares about being creepy, you only need one girl to say yes.

>>213117268
If you are good looking it wouldn't have been bad

i am a real american
fight for the rights of every man

what was the crusades about?

Mutahar deleted his newest upload

ELP, Yes or genesis?

>>213117268
Just flagging down a female jogger to ask for her number sounds like it’d have a pretty low likelihood of success, unless you really exude charisma

>>213117388
gentle gian

>>213117310
So true

>>213117400
wasn't on the vote you stupid twat

>>213117381
the byzantines wanted the franks to fuck off and stop pillaging their lands so they redirected them to jerusalem

>>213117324
>Not sure what you mean
if she was running faster than you how could you catch up to her

>>213117422
don't care

>>213117395
good point, it’s a small road though so i could’ve just pulled up next to her
glad i decided against it I doubt I could’ve pulled it off

>>213117428
pocket caltrops

>>213117428
net gun

drake went to shit after Views

is /brit/ cancelled

test

>>213117428
Had my lasso on me at the time you see

>>213117481
shut up about your gay lil bf

Britfags how many websites have the cuck block on it already? I don’t want to lose my britbros

Is Drake the zestiest Jewish rapper of all time

>>213117521
Didn't know he was Jewish. So that's how he got popular, then.

my boss just sent me this what do i do

literally everyone I know loves F1 (I personally despise it)

SURELY it's the UK's 2nd favourite sport.
Even the youth love it.

>>213117560
Do you work for mousey

Like watching torches gutter out one by one in the distance at night, so to do I notice less and less bong flags posting...

>>213117560
(Y)

you guys play video games?

accidentally casted a porno video on my phone to the tv and my when i went out there my grandmama was rubbing her minge

>>213117560
suck him off, just a hint btw guys like that love when you focus on their balls.

>>213117584
why the fuck would anyone ever need a TV that big
bet it cost like 10k too

>>213117560
meet, sue, massive pay out

>>213117584
holy manchild

>>213117594
>anon is poor

>>213117584
was gonna ask for sauce but it will be banned now lel

>>213117595
more like massive gay out

>>213117594
He needs it for his dogshit mobile games

>>213117572
the cars are cool but watching the sport itself is pretty boring honestly.

thinking about england
really having a good think about it

imagine being a chip shop owner and gary eats shows up demanding £10,000 or he'll give a bad review and decimate your livelihood

>>213117604
POOR
or merely parsimonious?

I'll give you time to google that word. No rush!

>>213117632
yew gorra loisence for that finkin, guvna?

>>213117633
the controversy would make you a tiktok millionaire you'd do all the podcasts

>>213117632
wild

>>213117594
For watching 4k films
Trust me, it’s worth it

>>213117636
niggardly, perhaps?

@gork what do persimmons mean

>>213117662
lol

>>213117636
it's okay to have a 40 inch TV mate no shame

>>213117664
screm

>>213117648
unlicensed. unemployed. uneducated. unwashed. unvaxxed. unbothered.

niggardly sucking a pooey golfbinble

>>213117661
That's 8,000 hours I could be spending on /brit/, mate.

uh

>>213117584
yeah shiny hunting rn

>>213117705
SCREM

>>213117705
shevchhenko, sturridge, kaka, and henry?

>>213117276
i want to bathe this woman

>>213117705
riveting content

why didn't you niggas inform me that hulk hogan died?

Complainer:
>>213117310
Problem solver:
>>213117737

>>213117728
seedorf

>>213117560
you're going to be walked into a room you're not going to come out of

/brit/ won
jfs lost

Anyone else suffering from niggard fatigue

>>213117815
you know what i cant stand?
if you see a black celebrity, they refuse to mention non-black people as an inspiration/hero to them

>>213117840
Can’t think of the last time I listened to a black celebrity saying something. Maybe that Will Smith slapping meltdown?

>>213117840
that'd probably be bottom of my list of issues desu lad

>>213117840
I suppose you have lots of non-white heroes do you

this general is a lot better than /cum/

>>213117879
yeah david gulpilil is inspiring to me

>>213117884
I’d say that /brit/ has higher highs and lower lows. Depends when you clock in.

>>213117879
not "heroes", but i could list a bunch of good/influential black musicians

>>213117815
yeah for a long time. when i was a kid a black classmate threw up on me and i became racist

>>213117914
Yuck

>>213117914
i only had one black classmate in school and she was this proper fit lass. she was tall as hell and had a huge arse

I don't like black people or brown people

There were maybe five or six blacks at my school, but they completely self-segregated into their own little group, and never, ever seemed to interact with anyone else. They’d also hide themselves away in places you wouldn’t see them, unless you were looking for them. It was like they weren’t even there.

>>213117935
did she also have huge tits?

>>213117990
lol

>>213116203 (OP)
Must be midnight EST

>>213117935
should've race mixed and created a professional athlete son or two

closest thing to a black at my school was a couple 1/64th abos that unironically had blond hair and a philipino
such is life outside the big smoke

>>213117994
i dont remember to well, i think they were medium sized, like evident through a shirt but not massive like her arse was

>>213117981
like the vampires in twilight

mad how AIs keep noticing and saying hitler was right until they get shut down or are programmed against it

The black kids in my school were all worshipped

i'm 6'2 but i get heightmogged every day
i reckon these zoomers are all wearing lifts, there's no way we're that tall

>>213118012
getting nervous happeningsister?

>>213118054
>we're
they're*
this wasn't a freudian slip either, i'm not a zoomer i'm a 30 year old millennial unc

>>213118012
That’s in an hour and a half
>>213118062
lol

>>213118012
hapooningsissies once again devastated by NEHchads

>>213118062
I envy you in a way

>>213117381
it jiggles... i miss my big titty fiancee so much

>>213118051
why were they really cool or good at sports or was it just cuckery for no reason

>>213118066
Isn’t 30 “zillennial” cusp

had multiple black friends in school and they were all either extremely zesty or aggressive and couldn’t control their temper and got bad grades
redpilled me early, not racist though

>>213118088
i think 1992-97 is considered zillennial

neh posters when deh posters enter the thread

>>213118080
Nigga how did you lose your fiancée

listening to hitler speeches to hype myself up for gymtoil

>>213118083
The latter. One of them was the dumbest kid in our entire year and horribly antisocial. By school was full of rotten personalities though

>>213118077
it's a bittersweet really

>>213118106
weird how these lefty politicians are so pro-russia, we have a few of them here

almost like they're payed to do so...

speed im watching your stream why you trying not to laugh bruh

>>213118154
>>213118154
New

>>213118157
GET HER 500CC OF BWC STAT

>>213118157
imagine sexing her with the sex stick

homer simson

>>213118178
bort