Thread 213117249

Christians in my country believe that a magical Jew died, was resurrected in flesh and bones, flew away, and went to sit in heaven in flesh next to himself (Luke 24). How does one sit in the sky? The Saiyan Jew is sitting in a cloud for 2000 years? Doing what?

>>213117249 (OP)
We killed him again in 1945. We will have to wait another 2000 years

>>213117249 (OP)
didn't you admit to be a jew

>>213117249 (OP)
People believe that voting matters and laws and morality isn't just made up bullshit to control the masses

>>213117450
Voting doesnt work

>>213117476
That was the point of my post, yes

>>213117249 (OP)
19 So then the Lord Jesus, after he had spoken to them, was taken up into heaven and sat down at the right hand of God. 20 And they went out and preached everywhere, while the Lord worked with them and confirmed the message by accompanying signs.


Its in Mark that he sit next to himself

why jesus got jigglies

>>213117249 (OP)
you missed the time he promised his followers will be able to heal the dead and perform miracles btw
>And these signs will accompany those who believe: In my name they will drive out demons; they will speak in new tongues; they will pick up snakes with their hands; and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all; they will place their hands on sick people, and they will get well
Mark 16:15-18