Schrรถdingerโs last ever /brit/ edition
cum tribute to Keir Starmer
>>213118157love wasians they never reconciled their racial identity and it makes them bwc hungry
Is banning porn part of putting the woke away? How are you supposed to spawn new trannies if no one is getting AGP from non-stop gooning?
https://youtu.be/2sFbAt0paec
purples homer simpson
catberg is my handsome little mr. meow meow man
>>213118215purple homer simpson
>>213118226my catberg died :(
i like putting dildos up my bum and riding them til i orgasm
>>213118238ooooh that sounds a bit gay don't it? x
i'm racist against niggers
What about a last lovely fucking cans edition ?
>>213118213Porn isn't banned! They just want you to provide ID so they can have a little nosey at what you're watching
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imagine they're all using african proxies and uses pidgin English
My sausages say Air Fryer 12-15 mins when I know for a FACT they take at least 25 minutes
>>213118280means youre doing it wrong
its intensely pleasurable
>>213118286need to run it with nothing inside for 3-5 mins beforehand lad
>>213118284https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHPM7X8CdvI
>>213118183why aren't you faggots gone yet I was told if i went to sleep I would wake up to a world without britishers!!!!
>>213118319That's dangerous
>>213118319I thought one of the main draws of this gimmick item was no preheating required
>>213118368purples pikmin homer
>>213118363Just a tray of hot air? Nothing to absorb the heat? I'm not doing that, it could explode
So have you been banned yet or what?
>>213118368the people love purples pikmin homer y'all
>>213118368need to play Pikmin 2
All in here -----> https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/209969102/#209969102
donโt know how much later I can stay up to witness this supposed downfall of /brit/
>>213118399nah give it an hour for it to strike 00:00 in east coast of north america
then wait for west coast
if nothing happens then the stakers won
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>>213118278>just think if his friends had chipped in and bought the ladbit 18th century innit
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she's peng
>>213118426So nothing happened?
>>213118426Canโt wait to wait for every time zone tomorrow, and tomorrowโฆ
>>213118426why would british rumbling happen on EST time?
it's on your government to cuck your ISPs, this site doesn't have to do anything since the only paid service 4chan sells already ironically requires ID basically
>>213118278quite scary to think that the low iq comments you see on tiktok and youtube shorts are real people in real life
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fucking vampires
>>213118471Iโve heard a theory that a lot of the absolutely retarded YouTube shorts comments are basically just toddlers mashing iPad keyboards, or small children writing out something barely coherent
>>213118471it's crazy how low iq so many britishers are
>stealing deserves the death penaltythese are the same people who wanna ban protesting and drastically increase police powers because a couple twats glued themselves to a motorway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8tOaIjOftU
>>213118525fake image btw
>>213118532Actually itโs a hyperreal image
another bumwank is on the cards after telling myself to take a break
>>213118519you can go back to pakiland any time you like
Why are there so many leafs here?
>>213118565they should add county flags
i live in a overwhelmingly white county and it'd be nice for all those faggots who whine 'you're indian!!!' when you have an opinion they dont agree with to see i'm from a 99% white county
>>213118597A Shetland Islands man are you
>>213118470it'll be whether gookmoot set the plug to be pulled according to wherever 4chan servers are hosted to avoid reprisal from the UK government
if nothing happens then they'll be on thin ice for some indeterminate length of time until the ISPs get around to blocking it or gookmoot realises it's not worth the hassle and just blocks the entire site/implements an ID check
of course all of this is speculation and nobody (including those associated with 4chan and those associated with OFCOM/the govt) knows exactly how it's going to work out because it's an awful ambiguous piece of legislation that doesn't present any workable solutions to the problems they are inventing
>>213118597why else would you use "britishers"
>>213118618is this really real
when i saw it i thought someone was pulling my leg
>>213118618I heard something about OFCOM reaching out to Hiro before, and not receiving a response. Itโs possible he just has no idea this drama is even going on. Heโs pretty hands off as an admin, in general.
the three days of grace period started now
could someone post lewds of sharon osborne in honor of ozzy?
>>213118626Itโs being rolled out all over the place. Even certain states in the U.S. are doing ID checks for porn, right? The main difference is that only the U.S. has the 1st Amendment, so everywhere else is also putting restrictions on stuff like antisemitism as well as porn
your bussy = riding on my dick + squirting bum juice divided by cum
>waaaaa why isn't this country immigrated to the same as the country i emigrated from waaaaaaaa
>>213118618>reprisalWhen will you fucking retards ever get the message that your laws only apply in your own country. Foreign web hosts have ZERO, NO obligation to cater to your government except as relevant to sales taking place in your country for your citizens.
It doesn't matter what the UK government says 4chan has to do because 4chan isn't hosted in the UK.
Get it through your dumb piggy skulls.
>>213118519Niggers should get the death penalty for crimes they commit because that is the only way they will learn.
>>213118613shetland is 97.5% white
>>213118696apparently Allerdale in Cumbria is 98.5 white, whitest area in ingerland
>>213118681>except as relevant to sales taking place in your country for your citizens.and there's the reprisal I was talking about, not sure what you're getting so upset over
>>213118712I would interpret that as anger at British policymakers. Not (You).
>>213118710and what of Copeland?
>>213118663>the U.S. has the 1st Amendmentyeah for now
i was just unsure if this was a prank or genuinely happening, i can't find any link talking about it
>>213118721>fucking retards>dumb piggy skullsaah yes
i think canadians are mostly the one projecting the whole 'indian' thing onto the UK because they have so many indians over there
>>213118746Different leaf, but it could also be a function of your media. Your media is obsessed with overrepresentation of minorities, despite being the most White part of the Anglosphere. Could create a false impression.
>>213118763is the UK really whiter than australia or new zealand
This Dijon mustard is absolute muck
Take a pot of Colman's any day over this SHITE
>>213118770what are you having it with
>>213118787Air fried Tesco's finest Cumberland sausages
>>213118805lovely. i like wholegrain mustard but idk if it would go with pork
>>213118766probably. safe to assume all of europe is 'whiter' than anywhere else for obvious reasons
how are your brits getting around the ban?
my state is up next
>>213118766White percentages, per โDemographics of Xโ Wikipedia articles
>UK: 83%>Canada: 70%>New Zealand: 68%>United States: 62%>Australia: 55%
>>213118836fuck off glowy
>>213118843>New Zealand: 68%>Australia: 55%There surely can't be that many abos and maoris
in theory im of age and theres nothing to stop me from uploading my driving licence but 4chan has given me a crippling fear of a doxing there fore will never do another porn wank ever again in my life
Sometimes the only real and practical option seems to be to have a drink
The age verification selfie
>>213118832>safe to assume all of europe is 'whiter' than anywhere else for obvious reasonsI donโt think itโs really an obvious reason. Canada was approximately 97% White until about the 1970s, when legislators opened the floodgates to the third world; similar to Hart-Cellar in the United States. These numbers are more a function of how quickly the respective governments have been able to enact the Great Replacement over the last 50 or 60 years
woke up early because my back is still in agony. need someone to blow i out for me
nothing to do in this time but to get the latest redcare pod listened to because im gay
if /int/ goes back to the 4channel domain, would an age verification still be needed?
>>213118836I believe the various US state age verification laws don't apply to websites unless a certain percentage of content hosted on that website is NSFW.
Our OSA applies to basically any site where you can share a file or message
>>213118918>The Actโs duties apply to search services and services that allow users to post content online or to interact with each other. it's not necessarily a matter of whether the content is allowed, it's whether it has the ability to be published by users
>>213118918Probably, it's not just about porn it's about whatever the UK Government/Ofcom deems "harmful content"
>>213118843>>213118855The Australian breakdown looks like this (1/2)
Actually, I may have fucked up the Australian figure, as I didnโt catch the separate โAustralian ancestryโ at the bottom of the Major Ethnic box. The note says *most* who self-identify as Australian are of โat least partial Anglo-Celtic ancestry,โ so adding them together would give Australia a possible range from 55-69% White.
>>213118935>filenamethought I was going to clue you in on a very nasty surprise but it seems as though you're already well aware
>>213118897I donโt get it
>>213118855>>213118940Whereas New Zealand looks like this. There really are lots of Mฤori there
whats jannard up to these days? is he quiet quitting?
>>213116681
Morning team. Feel like shit and got a 9 hour shift coming on strong my life is so miserable and grum
twelve minutes remain, o algo
bit of ozley then bed i reckon
>>213118970That image is safe for work. Whereโs the nudity? No breasts, and no genitalsโฆ
>>213118984it's always the ones you least expect isn't it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMNAcMNedOc
Spent most of the last few days in bed
Nothing to get up for you see
>>213118979sacked tranny here just in time for /brit/ to shut down forever at the top of the hour
I think the king should shut down parliament
I mean, I always wanted you guys to fuck off. But not like this. Not like this.
>>213118950someone is persecuting /brit/ as a racist general
simple as
>>213119014It's not shutting down mate
>>213119013hope it gets better lad
>>213118766Think you forgot that Australia is full of abos and New Zealand is full of those screamdance abos t b h
>>2131189841 year 10 months for sexual assault on a 13 year old
4 years for cutting down a tree
>>213119023I donโt know what racism even means as a pejorative. Race obviously exists. If different groups were the same/equal, you wouldnโt be able to tell them apart, as theyโd be the same.
>>213119038Maybe there was a mix-up with the paperwork and they thought he was Pakistani
>>213119034>FullWe've only got a little more than a million.
>>213119034FUCK YOOOU BRUUU!
>>213119024alri EW how it goes?
>>213119071Very grim as I have the gulag at 6:00 am sharp and I barely slept
>>213119092Yeah here's mine: stop believing fake screencaps
spainos just messaged me saying kier will block 4chan by late afternoon if they don't comply with the OSA
wtf ofcom just flew over my house
If 4chan blocks the UK I will fly over and offer a free blowjob to every huwhite bonganon.
my dad has one of those fireplaces that looks like pic related and it has a back boiler and heats water
theyre made in germany and cost a few grand but theyre decent enough
everything on the yoke is replaceable, (the door, vermiculite, the glass, the grate) BUT the fucking catch that keeps the door locked on the fucking fireplace 2 foot off the ground keeps breaking and it can't be replaced easily coz the fucking actual contact parts to add screws are INSODE the closed unit, you cant just buy one or screw it in, it's a closed system
they say germans are good at engineering but they totally fucked this yoke up what a pack of spastics tempted to post this in in /deutsch/ coz they all think they're great great but they're really a pack of retards
>>213119081sorry to hear that I'm sure you'll smash it though
>>213119068Yeah and like fifty employed white ppl, plus reviewbrah in a wig singing songs
Sending Sir Keir a collage of my favourite /brit/ posts over the years. Omitting any poo barmer posts
Hey it's quite frankly guy! It's quite frankly guy!
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been enjoying rorketok
really annoying when women claim to be as horny as men. if they were sex would be so common that the human race would extinct due to some super AIDS
not sure how i can reconcile my love of bumwanking and my love of women
For me? Its got to be
littlecib
nbnabunny
jaybaesun
>>213119204you can extricate the mysteries of male and female sexuality just by looking at gays and lesbos
>>213119204they are. just more picky than us
no one wants to fuck losers or munters
>>213118855there's not that many abos, there never were, but something mindboggling like 40% of australia's population is foreign born so probably nearly all of them are not white
there were always a good amount of maori, and lots of other assorted pacific islanders came over too, but NZ is also basically inhaling chinese as fast as possible, with a side of indians
>>213119242If they were, they wouldnt care, because loads of men constantly fuck losers and munters
They call me Connor quite frankly Teaspoon Tablespoon Jackson hh
>>213119204Men will fuck anything. Women will fuck the top 10%
>>213119263how horny can they be if they wouldnt even shag an uggo
The tablespoon is to be used sparingly you know what I'm saying you know what I'm saying
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Just as I think Iโm getting used to Americaโs tipping culture (often tax, then gratuity PLUS extra tip - as well as digital tipping at the till for takeoutsโฆ)
then I see this beauty: theyโve helpfully added on 4% extra for โhealth and wellnessโ for their staff.
>>213119300never seen a tablespoon in my life. every recipe uses it as a measurement but i just use a regular spoon and double up
>>213119022youre going at some point
like
how do people not realize this is literally the beginning of the end for 4chan fullstop
uts the apocalypse
time is running out fren
>>213119306the most ill ever do is round up because it looks cleaner on my bank statement
>>213119306christ beggars belief how ameeicans cant be asked to pay for their own employees
>>213119315yanks are even worse with their measurements
a "cup" of sugar is a different weight to a "cup" of flour or water
recently spotted more restaurants that only operate over whatsapp to get round delivery app fees . you have to like the idea of having a personal contact to a bloke who makes you dinner
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yikes
i honestly do feel much safer online today.
>>213119355globalism is finished. we bringing back local community
>>213119366a "cup" of flour is 120 grams, a cup of sugar?? 200g
>>213119354How you so retarded you put a solid in with the liquid measurement
wtf even is a cup
misses me off so much these yanks
what i like bout britain is we mix both imperial and metric but like we dont use all the fucking bollocks imperial stuff just the ones that sound nice but like
if we are doing any serious measuring awe use metric like everyone else ya know
best of both worlds in it
pick and mix
toss out the dross
wtf is a cup
jesus f im weepin' here
levels of kafkaism is borderline perspicious up yankland
>>213119394out my solid cock in yer mam and left her with a liquid
>>213119393should just say a mug of sugar because they're fat bastards
>>213119364like
did anyone actually ask for this shit?
whos idea was this
like holy fuck i feel like. im living in nazi germany again
>>213119354It's not though, a cup is 1/16th of a gallon no matter what. The utensils we use to measure solids and liquids is different.
>>213119394 flour is a liquid?
>>213119428google it
queer
>>213119394this is what im saying
why have both
like
wtf is your problem
holy shidd nibba just use fuggin ml and mg like everyone else
absolutely fugging crazy
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>>213119434All the porn got banned
>>213119444me on the left
>>213119444fascinating. money well spent, I say
>>213119443Wow you so you have separate measurements for liquids and solids huh
Well thatโs the exact same fucking thing we have MOTHERFUCKER
can i use thispersondoesnotexist to bypass age verification
>>213119475dont know sorry
>>213119441Here dumbass, eat shit!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cup_(unit)
mad how i can feel my back getting better in real time
>use vpn
>can bypass age verification shit
give it a year and cunts will start calling for vpns to be banned
yall gonna have to touch grass and have sex now lmao
what a bunch of loser
week 2 incel fitness already starting to feel healthier
Why are you fucks still here
First flush left behind some cloudy poo water
Second flush, all gone
>>213119506Aren't they already doing that
>>213119444kek, loving the 3% who think it's absolutely unacceptable to be nude at an open nudist beach
>>213119487shut the fuck up didnt read
girls want nothing more than for a skinny nerd to do a barely rehearsed dance with a fedora to shawn mendes treat you better on karaoke while staring them in the eyes
You can find me at the nudist beach with a raging hard on
Just read a post that wasn't worth reading
>>213119540no one can see your microdick especially not through that wild nest of desi pubes
>>213119506they already wanted to do this before being shut down because obviously it's retarded for anyone who has ever like worked in a job
>>213119427I feel like all of us even the fucking yanks are returning to a cromwellian dictatorship
>>213119444>1% think it's completely acceptable to be naked in a public park>2% think it's acceptable in a town or city centre
>>213119540remember being in a pool with some italian milfs with their tops off and i couldnt help but look at them and they started complaining in italian and put their tops back on because i couldnt stop looking at them
cummed in my pantaloons last night, pmo becuase i didnt even have a sex dream
>>213119427>im living in nazi germany again
>>213119364Wtf I love OFCOM now
>>213119427>anon is 98 years old>holocaust survivor>shitposts in /brit/postssaluting your tenacity
if you missed any of these maturation milestones, you are no longer human
>age 20: sex
>age 25: relationship for more than one year
>age 30: marriage
>age 35: children
>age 40: home owner
>age 45: net worth >200k
>age 50: you are no longer human
This is being generous. Realistically, these should all be done at least 5 years earlier.
>>213119598hit none of these
how come every indian man is the same short bloke with pot belly and side parting and tucked in shirt and slacks but every indian woman a beautiful freida pinto/shilpa shetty/MIA angel
>>213119427Just one more thing anon...
what were you doing between 1935 and 1945?
>>213119559it's only the human body
only 10 or so percent saying it's okay to be naked on a beach is fucking mental
why are we such a repressed nation?
>>213119598scuttling around on all fours eating roadkill because im no longer human or something
There's trouble brewing in the the depths of my bowels, I can feel an unpleasant trip to the toilet looming.
>>213119598missed it all except on track for home owner. building up my money again by 45 will be tough but if i include the value of the home then my net worth would be the same
apparently hawk tuah is back
>>213119598>age 20: sex>age 25: relationship for more than one year>age 45: net worth >200khit these
>age 30: marriage>age 35: children>age 40: home owner>age 50: you are no longer humandidn't hit these
my rent is too cheap for me to buy a house. and i don't need one without kids anyway
>>213119598>Realistically, these should all be done at least 5 years earlier.>>age 20: sex
>>213119647she just has a bad gag reflex
>>213119672i lost my virginity when i was 14
>>213119661>>age 45: net worth >200klend us a few quid would you? promise I'll pay it back x
why dont mums realise the awkwardness of taking their teenage sons to the beach. i used to just disappear into the rock pools because i was made to feel like a freak for getting horny at all the naked people
>>213119680what was his name?
>>213119691who were you made to feel like a freak by?
>>213119680regardless advocating for underaged sex as an adult (presumably) is a bit sketchy lad
>>213119661owning would still be beneficial when you're elderly when you income goes down because pension or reduced hours due
is wokeness really over? i still feel like my life would be ruined if i called someone a retarded faggot
>>213119693jared kumara too2pooey bumhole
>>213119712i'm as woke as i've ever been
>>213119703every who was casually walking about with their this and fannies out expecting me not to
>>213119712southpark has been shit for 15 years
>>213119707>I have to say teenagers shouldn't have sex with each otherwise people might think I'm a nonce otherwisesound a bit sketch yourself actually
>>213119693nicole
>>213119707not advocating anything. it's just normal human development innit. everybody i knew lost their virginity in high school (14-17) or earlier
>>213119708i plan to be financially independent by then
>>213119690sorry lad i dont let anybody borrow money
>>213119712There is always social taboos, itโs just changed. 50 years ago I would have been fired for being an avowed communist
>>213119691nothing awkward about it? it's just a human body. stop being a weirdo freak.
>>213119739>mass replay>no (You)s:( im just desperate for interaction with other humans
>>213119756so theres nothing wrong with me walking around the same beach with an erection. its just the human body
Tfw my Chinese Uber driver checking out all the young girls as we drive around town. I like this guys style
>>213119770do you expect me to reply to each person who replied to me individually? get your head on straight
>>213119773theres always freaks like you that have to ruin the mood
i listen to hitler speeches to get amped up for gymtoil, better than preworkout
i don't understand german but the charisma and presence transcends the language barrier and energises me
maybe i should just pick up a homeless girl, shower her and impregnate her
>>213119782are you denying that it's just the human body
>>213119782try getting your head on straight when i headbutt the fuck out of you queer
Fuck the po-po's.
Fuck the judge and CO's.
Fuck the DA and PO's.
Fuck the family of the victim, witnesses, and snitching ass holes.
Simple as.
can't believe alcohol is legal but harmless recreational substances like speed and opiates aren't
I couldnโt have an erection at the beach cause mine goes straight up and left
VERY noticeable
>>213119794based and pretty woman pilled.
take her to mcdonalds buy her breakfast
get her a std check
>>213119828Get a grip on your life lachlan
can feel all last night's pasta gurgling round my guts
>>213119838sell whippets to primary school kids
>>213119829saw some lad at the beach who had very obviously stuffed his pants with socks to enhance his bulge
to this day i can't tell if he was doing it for a joke or if he genuinely thought it would help him get bitches or something
>>213119849not lachlan, i'm racismlad.
haven't seen lachie around much lately, hope he's doing alright
>>213119855based and simpson pilled
ummm
why are you still here?
are there any brits who naturally speak in an american accent for some reason
>>213119870Heโs been dead for over a year now
>>213119858wait wtf it won't?????
god damn it
i swear she's destined for the screen
closest thing to michele pfeifer that you've ever seen
>>213119889it might, i dunno
>>213119877ye autistics
being a yank is autistic in itself
>>213119598i almost held hands with a girl in highschool does that count for anything?
31 btw
the shopping list so far
what am i missing?
>>213118154 (OP)It's over for Brit
>>213119896i'm gonna be completely honest here the only times i actually ever got laid were by going up to older asian women in bars and putting on a (not very good) british accent, idk how but it worked a few times
>post picture of my body once wearing nothing but my undies
>get accused of stuffing my crotch with socks to enhance bulge
>i hadn't
>>213119923post cock then you fanny
>>213119923i have an erection in my age verification photo so the government knows my full intentions
and yes i do knowingly call australians lachlan even though i know heโs dead because i wish he were still here
>>213119923I posted my body in my undies and got 0 replies
*swiches ye bollocks and ye eye-balls*
>>213119907dont need any of that shite. list should be
beer
vodka
whiskey
wine
loaf of bread
multivitamins
>>213119343Makes little difference to the employee whether their pay is coming in from an increased menu price or from the boss slapping on a surprise โhealth and wellness fee.โ Itโs fundamentally a way to trick customers with fake menu prices.
>$15? Hmm, idk if I want that>$5? What a great price! wtf $15 after tax, tip, and fees? Well, I already ate it, so I canโt back out now
>>213119907Chicken drumsticks and chicken breasts
>>213119965that just means there was nothing to criticise, congrats you've mad eit
>>213120023i don't consume flesh
let the chickens roam free i say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRsxmqVjg3Y
Feed the children of gaza to Alligator Alcatraz
>>213119923what did you stuff it with then? toilet paper?
>>213120063nothing but my big juicy all-natural meat and two veg
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>>213120074we all know australian meat is low quality
wish they'd add kanye's heil hitler song on spotify and not this neutered version where "heil hitler" is replaced with "hallelujah"
>>213120089australia produces the best beef in the world (other than japanese wagyu)
get a life nigger
hey good news I realized I had the angle wrong when I was looking at London. Turns out it WAS Lots Road Power Station on the right.
I found a 4K rip and it was much clearer
Thanks for all the help brits
RIP
>>213120043Iโm a deformed unlovable freak so outcast by society that no one will even insult me
>>213120100ever eat bush meat
>>213120085what sort of cucked society unironically supports authoritarian measures like this that accomplish fuck all?
people support it but also by their own admission don't think it will be effective, retarded twats
>>213120103BIG MAN
PIG MAN
haha charade you are
Want me to be real? That's what you were asking for, am I wrong? May you speak now or forever hold your piece, you know what I'm saying, your bulletless shit, no queen is going to prevent me from making a post man you know what I'm saying. That's what my people have died for since 1642-1643. Can you imagine if they made Jordans back then, and you expect me to go quiet in to that night. I am that night for the queen you know what I'm saying, God rest in peace, and all due respect but I do not live in Great Britain I live in the United States since 1776, that's going to be 300 years in fifty years and you better believe I'm going to be around then still you know out grippin, because that's what I do I grip that shit I walk my gators on you know we are not slippin in these despite the slippery shine of them you know what I'm saying
>>213120103why is westminster black in this image
and why does it have so many rooms
>>213120145>and why does it have so many roomsit's a palace mate
we just not making a new then
>>213120153well why does a legislature need a palace
are there any secret rooms?
>>213120085Doesn't the legislation cover a lot more than just porn?
>>213120145dirty from the coal
>>213120164the king used to live there