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Anonymous Canada No.213118154 [Report] >>213119908
/brit/
Schrödinger’s last ever /brit/ edition
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118183 [Report] >>213118344
cum tribute to Keir Starmer
Anonymous United States No.213118191 [Report] >>213118212
>>213118157
love wasians they never reconciled their racial identity and it makes them bwc hungry
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118212 [Report]
>>213118191
Tooth
Anonymous Canada No.213118213 [Report] >>213118253
Is banning porn part of putting the woke away? How are you supposed to spawn new trannies if no one is getting AGP from non-stop gooning?
Anonymous United States No.213118215 [Report] >>213118229
https://youtu.be/2sFbAt0paec
purples homer simpson
Anonymous Australia No.213118226 [Report] >>213118232
catberg is my handsome little mr. meow meow man
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118229 [Report]
>>213118215
purple homer simpson
Anonymous Ireland No.213118232 [Report]
>>213118226
my catberg died :(
Anonymous United States No.213118238 [Report] >>213118243 >>213118280
i like putting dildos up my bum and riding them til i orgasm
Anonymous Canada No.213118242 [Report]
Purple Aki Homer
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118243 [Report]
>>213118238
ooooh that sounds a bit gay don't it? x
Anonymous Australia No.213118244 [Report]
i'm racist against niggers
Anonymous Guatemala No.213118247 [Report]
What about a last lovely fucking cans edition ?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118253 [Report]
>>213118213
Porn isn't banned! They just want you to provide ID so they can have a little nosey at what you're watching
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118278 [Report] >>213118446 >>213118471
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118280 [Report] >>213118296
>>213118238
it hurts
Anonymous Malaysia No.213118284 [Report] >>213118298 >>213118320
imagine they're all using african proxies and uses pidgin English
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118286 [Report] >>213118319
My sausages say Air Fryer 12-15 mins when I know for a FACT they take at least 25 minutes
Anonymous United States No.213118296 [Report]
>>213118280
means youre doing it wrong
its intensely pleasurable
Anonymous South Africa No.213118298 [Report] >>213118349
>>213118284
Anonymous United States No.213118319 [Report] >>213118354 >>213118377
>>213118286
need to run it with nothing inside for 3-5 mins beforehand lad
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118320 [Report] >>213118451
>>213118284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHPM7X8CdvI
Anonymous Australia No.213118322 [Report]
Anonymous Brazil No.213118334 [Report]
poo smells rofl
Anonymous United States No.213118344 [Report]
>>213118183
why aren't you faggots gone yet I was told if i went to sleep I would wake up to a world without britishers!!!!
Anonymous United States No.213118347 [Report] >>213118398 >>213118427
Anonymous Malaysia No.213118349 [Report]
>>213118298
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118354 [Report] >>213118363
>>213118319
That's dangerous
Anonymous United States No.213118363 [Report] >>213118380
>>213118354
is not
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118368 [Report] >>213118379 >>213118401 >>213118409
Pikmin homer
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118377 [Report]
>>213118319
I thought one of the main draws of this gimmick item was no preheating required
Anonymous United States No.213118379 [Report]
>>213118368
purples pikmin homer
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118380 [Report]
>>213118363
Just a tray of hot air? Nothing to absorb the heat? I'm not doing that, it could explode
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118398 [Report] >>213118427
>>213118347
Anonymous Canada No.213118399 [Report] >>213118426
So have you been banned yet or what?
Anonymous United States No.213118401 [Report]
>>213118368
the people love purples pikmin homer y'all
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118409 [Report]
>>213118368
need to play Pikmin 2
Anonymous United States No.213118411 [Report]
All in here -----> https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/209969102/#209969102
Anonymous Canada No.213118414 [Report]
don’t know how much later I can stay up to witness this supposed downfall of /brit/
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118426 [Report] >>213118452 >>213118461 >>213118470
>>213118399
nah give it an hour for it to strike 00:00 in east coast of north america
then wait for west coast
if nothing happens then the stakers won
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118427 [Report]
>>213118347
>>213118398
Anonymous United States No.213118428 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118446 [Report] >>213118538
>>213118278
>just think if his friends had chipped in and bought the lad
bit 18th century innit
Anonymous Canada No.213118449 [Report]
she's peng
Anonymous Malaysia No.213118451 [Report]
>>213118320
Anonymous Canada No.213118452 [Report] >>213118468
>>213118426
So nothing happened?
Anonymous Canada No.213118461 [Report]
>>213118426
Can’t wait to wait for every time zone tomorrow, and tomorrow…
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118468 [Report]
>>213118452
For now...
Anonymous United States No.213118470 [Report] >>213118618
>>213118426
why would british rumbling happen on EST time?
it's on your government to cuck your ISPs, this site doesn't have to do anything since the only paid service 4chan sells already ironically requires ID basically
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118471 [Report] >>213118514 >>213118519
>>213118278
quite scary to think that the low iq comments you see on tiktok and youtube shorts are real people in real life
Anonymous United States No.213118489 [Report]
fucking vampires
Anonymous Canada No.213118514 [Report]
>>213118471
I’ve heard a theory that a lot of the absolutely retarded YouTube shorts comments are basically just toddlers mashing iPad keyboards, or small children writing out something barely coherent
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118519 [Report] >>213118565 >>213118688
>>213118471
it's crazy how low iq so many britishers are
>stealing deserves the death penalty
these are the same people who wanna ban protesting and drastically increase police powers because a couple twats glued themselves to a motorway
Anonymous Canada No.213118525 [Report] >>213118532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8tOaIjOftU
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118532 [Report] >>213118557 >>213118598
>>213118525
fake image btw
Anonymous Canada No.213118538 [Report]
>>213118446
lmao
Anonymous Canada No.213118557 [Report]
>>213118532
Actually it’s a hyperreal image
Anonymous United States No.213118560 [Report]
another bumwank is on the cards after telling myself to take a break
Anonymous Canada No.213118565 [Report] >>213118597
>>213118519
you can go back to pakiland any time you like
Anonymous Canada No.213118571 [Report]
Why are there so many leafs here?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118597 [Report] >>213118613 >>213118619 >>213118625
>>213118565
they should add county flags
i live in a overwhelmingly white county and it'd be nice for all those faggots who whine 'you're indian!!!' when you have an opinion they dont agree with to see i'm from a 99% white county
Anonymous Canada No.213118598 [Report]
>>213118532
midwit take
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118613 [Report] >>213118637 >>213118696
>>213118597
A Shetland Islands man are you
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118618 [Report] >>213118626 >>213118638 >>213118681
>>213118470
it'll be whether gookmoot set the plug to be pulled according to wherever 4chan servers are hosted to avoid reprisal from the UK government
if nothing happens then they'll be on thin ice for some indeterminate length of time until the ISPs get around to blocking it or gookmoot realises it's not worth the hassle and just blocks the entire site/implements an ID check
of course all of this is speculation and nobody (including those associated with 4chan and those associated with OFCOM/the govt) knows exactly how it's going to work out because it's an awful ambiguous piece of legislation that doesn't present any workable solutions to the problems they are inventing
Anonymous Canada No.213118619 [Report]
>>213118597
you're indian
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118625 [Report]
>>213118597
why else would you use "britishers"
Anonymous United States No.213118626 [Report] >>213118663
>>213118618
is this really real
when i saw it i thought someone was pulling my leg
Anonymous Canada No.213118631 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118637 [Report]
>>213118613
try again
Anonymous Canada No.213118638 [Report]
>>213118618
I heard something about OFCOM reaching out to Hiro before, and not receiving a response. It’s possible he just has no idea this drama is even going on. He’s pretty hands off as an admin, in general.
Anonymous Malaysia No.213118647 [Report]
the three days of grace period started now
Anonymous Netherlands No.213118657 [Report]
could someone post lewds of sharon osborne in honor of ozzy?
Anonymous Canada No.213118663 [Report] >>213118737
>>213118626
It’s being rolled out all over the place. Even certain states in the U.S. are doing ID checks for porn, right? The main difference is that only the U.S. has the 1st Amendment, so everywhere else is also putting restrictions on stuff like antisemitism as well as porn
Anonymous United States No.213118667 [Report] >>213118708
your bussy = riding on my dick + squirting bum juice divided by cum
Anonymous Canada No.213118678 [Report]
>waaaaa why isn't this country immigrated to the same as the country i emigrated from waaaaaaaa
Anonymous United States No.213118681 [Report] >>213118712
>>213118618
>reprisal
When will you fucking retards ever get the message that your laws only apply in your own country. Foreign web hosts have ZERO, NO obligation to cater to your government except as relevant to sales taking place in your country for your citizens.
It doesn't matter what the UK government says 4chan has to do because 4chan isn't hosted in the UK.
Get it through your dumb piggy skulls.
Anonymous Sweden No.213118688 [Report]
>>213118519
Niggers should get the death penalty for crimes they commit because that is the only way they will learn.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118696 [Report] >>213118710
>>213118613
shetland is 97.5% white
Anonymous Canada No.213118708 [Report]
>>213118667
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118710 [Report] >>213118724 >>213118725
>>213118696
apparently Allerdale in Cumbria is 98.5 white, whitest area in ingerland
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118712 [Report] >>213118721
>>213118681
>except as relevant to sales taking place in your country for your citizens.
and there's the reprisal I was talking about, not sure what you're getting so upset over
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118720 [Report]
gay porn vpn on
Anonymous Canada No.213118721 [Report] >>213118745
>>213118712
I would interpret that as anger at British policymakers. Not (You).
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118724 [Report]
>>213118710
Chilling...
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118725 [Report]
>>213118710
and what of Copeland?
Anonymous United States No.213118737 [Report]
>>213118663
>the U.S. has the 1st Amendment
yeah for now
i was just unsure if this was a prank or genuinely happening, i can't find any link talking about it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118745 [Report]
>>213118721
>fucking retards
>dumb piggy skulls
aah yes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118746 [Report] >>213118763
i think canadians are mostly the one projecting the whole 'indian' thing onto the UK because they have so many indians over there
Anonymous Canada No.213118763 [Report] >>213118766
>>213118746
Different leaf, but it could also be a function of your media. Your media is obsessed with overrepresentation of minorities, despite being the most White part of the Anglosphere. Could create a false impression.
Anonymous United States No.213118766 [Report] >>213118832 >>213118843 >>213119034
>>213118763
is the UK really whiter than australia or new zealand
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118770 [Report] >>213118787
This Dijon mustard is absolute muck
Take a pot of Colman's any day over this SHITE
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118787 [Report] >>213118805
>>213118770
what are you having it with
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118791 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118805 [Report] >>213118824
>>213118787
Air fried Tesco's finest Cumberland sausages
Anonymous United States No.213118820 [Report] >>213118845
still not banned yet?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118824 [Report]
>>213118805
lovely. i like wholegrain mustard but idk if it would go with pork
Anonymous United States No.213118832 [Report] >>213118887
>>213118766
probably. safe to assume all of europe is 'whiter' than anywhere else for obvious reasons
Anonymous United States No.213118836 [Report] >>213118848 >>213118875 >>213118919
how are your brits getting around the ban?
my state is up next
Anonymous Canada No.213118843 [Report] >>213118855 >>213118940
>>213118766
White percentages, per “Demographics of X” Wikipedia articles
>UK: 83%
>Canada: 70%
>New Zealand: 68%
>United States: 62%
>Australia: 55%
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118845 [Report]
>>213118820
2 more weeks
Anonymous United States No.213118848 [Report]
>>213118836
fuck off glowy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118855 [Report] >>213118940 >>213118960 >>213119250
>>213118843
>New Zealand: 68%
>Australia: 55%
There surely can't be that many abos and maoris
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118873 [Report]
in theory im of age and theres nothing to stop me from uploading my driving licence but 4chan has given me a crippling fear of a doxing there fore will never do another porn wank ever again in my life
Anonymous United States No.213118875 [Report]
>>213118836
what state
Anonymous United States No.213118881 [Report]
Sometimes the only real and practical option seems to be to have a drink
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118884 [Report] >>213118978
The age verification selfie
Anonymous Canada No.213118887 [Report]
>>213118832
>safe to assume all of europe is 'whiter' than anywhere else for obvious reasons
I don’t think it’s really an obvious reason. Canada was approximately 97% White until about the 1970s, when legislators opened the floodgates to the third world; similar to Hart-Cellar in the United States. These numbers are more a function of how quickly the respective governments have been able to enact the Great Replacement over the last 50 or 60 years
Anonymous Japan No.213118897 [Report] >>213118950
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118916 [Report]
woke up early because my back is still in agony. need someone to blow i out for me
nothing to do in this time but to get the latest redcare pod listened to because im gay
Anonymous United States No.213118918 [Report] >>213118936 >>213118938
if /int/ goes back to the 4channel domain, would an age verification still be needed?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118919 [Report]
>>213118836
I believe the various US state age verification laws don't apply to websites unless a certain percentage of content hosted on that website is NSFW.
Our OSA applies to basically any site where you can share a file or message
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118935 [Report] >>213118947 >>213118984
Love sea shanty 2!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118936 [Report]
>>213118918
>The Act’s duties apply to search services and services that allow users to post content online or to interact with each other.
it's not necessarily a matter of whether the content is allowed, it's whether it has the ability to be published by users
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118938 [Report]
>>213118918
Probably, it's not just about porn it's about whatever the UK Government/Ofcom deems "harmful content"
Anonymous Canada No.213118940 [Report] >>213118960
>>213118843
>>213118855
The Australian breakdown looks like this (1/2)

Actually, I may have fucked up the Australian figure, as I didn’t catch the separate “Australian ancestry” at the bottom of the Major Ethnic box. The note says *most* who self-identify as Australian are of “at least partial Anglo-Celtic ancestry,” so adding them together would give Australia a possible range from 55-69% White.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118947 [Report] >>213118984
>>213118935
>filename
thought I was going to clue you in on a very nasty surprise but it seems as though you're already well aware
Anonymous Canada No.213118950 [Report] >>213119023
>>213118897
I don’t get it
Anonymous Canada No.213118960 [Report]
>>213118855
>>213118940
Whereas New Zealand looks like this. There really are lots of Māori there
Anonymous United States No.213118970 [Report] >>213118997
whats jannard up to these days? is he quiet quitting? >>213116681
Anonymous South Africa No.213118978 [Report]
>>213118884
Hello Lewis
Employed Woman !!21aNQ2Kq29J United Kingdom No.213118979 [Report] >>213119014
Morning team. Feel like shit and got a 9 hour shift coming on strong my life is so miserable and grum
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118981 [Report]
twelve minutes remain, o algo
Anonymous Canada No.213118984 [Report] >>213119005 >>213119038
>>213118935
>>213118947
wtf
Anonymous United States No.213118989 [Report]
some of you should do it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213118994 [Report]
bit of ozley then bed i reckon
Anonymous Canada No.213118997 [Report] >>213119017
>>213118970
That image is safe for work. Where’s the nudity? No breasts, and no genitals…
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119005 [Report]
>>213118984
it's always the ones you least expect isn't it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMNAcMNedOc
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119013 [Report] >>213119031
Spent most of the last few days in bed
Nothing to get up for you see
Anonymous Canada No.213119014 [Report] >>213119024
>>213118979
sacked tranny here just in time for /brit/ to shut down forever at the top of the hour
Anonymous United States No.213119017 [Report]
>>213118997
dumb pig
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119019 [Report]
I think the king should shut down parliament
Anonymous Australia No.213119022 [Report] >>213119318
I mean, I always wanted you guys to fuck off. But not like this. Not like this.
Anonymous Japan No.213119023 [Report] >>213119046
>>213118950
someone is persecuting /brit/ as a racist general
simple as
Employed Woman !!21aNQ2Kq29J United Kingdom No.213119024 [Report] >>213119071
>>213119014
It's not shutting down mate
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119031 [Report]
>>213119013
hope it gets better lad
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119034 [Report] >>213119068 >>213119069
>>213118766
Think you forgot that Australia is full of abos and New Zealand is full of those screamdance abos t b h
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119038 [Report] >>213119052
>>213118984
1 year 10 months for sexual assault on a 13 year old
4 years for cutting down a tree
Anonymous Canada No.213119046 [Report]
>>213119023
I don’t know what racism even means as a pejorative. Race obviously exists. If different groups were the same/equal, you wouldn’t be able to tell them apart, as they’d be the same.
Anonymous Canada No.213119052 [Report]
>>213119038
Maybe there was a mix-up with the paperwork and they thought he was Pakistani
Anonymous Australia No.213119068 [Report] >>213119155
>>213119034
>Full
We've only got a little more than a million.
Anonymous Australia No.213119069 [Report]
>>213119034
FUCK YOOOU BRUUU!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119071 [Report] >>213119081
>>213119024
alri EW how it goes?
Employed Woman !!21aNQ2Kq29J United Kingdom No.213119081 [Report] >>213119095 >>213119148
>>213119071
Very grim as I have the gulag at 6:00 am sharp and I barely slept
Anonymous Canada No.213119092 [Report] >>213119097
Any last words?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119095 [Report]
>>213119081
Chin up mate
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119097 [Report]
>>213119092
Yeah here's mine: stop believing fake screencaps
Anonymous Canada No.213119110 [Report]
It’s over…
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119120 [Report]
spainos just messaged me saying kier will block 4chan by late afternoon if they don't comply with the OSA
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119130 [Report]
wtf ofcom just flew over my house
Anonymous Canada No.213119142 [Report]
If 4chan blocks the UK I will fly over and offer a free blowjob to every huwhite bonganon.
Anonymous Ireland No.213119144 [Report]
my dad has one of those fireplaces that looks like pic related and it has a back boiler and heats water

theyre made in germany and cost a few grand but theyre decent enough

everything on the yoke is replaceable, (the door, vermiculite, the glass, the grate) BUT the fucking catch that keeps the door locked on the fucking fireplace 2 foot off the ground keeps breaking and it can't be replaced easily coz the fucking actual contact parts to add screws are INSODE the closed unit, you cant just buy one or screw it in, it's a closed system

they say germans are good at engineering but they totally fucked this yoke up what a pack of spastics tempted to post this in in /deutsch/ coz they all think they're great great but they're really a pack of retards
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119148 [Report]
>>213119081
sorry to hear that I'm sure you'll smash it though
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119155 [Report]
>>213119068
Yeah and like fifty employed white ppl, plus reviewbrah in a wig singing songs
Anonymous Brazil No.213119172 [Report]
so...
its over or not?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119174 [Report]
Sending Sir Keir a collage of my favourite /brit/ posts over the years. Omitting any poo barmer posts
Anonymous United States No.213119186 [Report]
Hey it's quite frankly guy! It's quite frankly guy!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119198 [Report]
been enjoying rorketok
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119204 [Report] >>213119222 >>213119242 >>213119263
really annoying when women claim to be as horny as men. if they were sex would be so common that the human race would extinct due to some super AIDS
Anonymous United States No.213119206 [Report]
not sure how i can reconcile my love of bumwanking and my love of women
Anonymous United States No.213119218 [Report]
For me? Its got to be
littlecib
nbnabunny
jaybaesun
Anonymous Ireland No.213119222 [Report]
>>213119204
you can extricate the mysteries of male and female sexuality just by looking at gays and lesbos
Anonymous United States No.213119242 [Report] >>213119252
>>213119204
they are. just more picky than us
no one wants to fuck losers or munters
Anonymous United States No.213119250 [Report]
>>213118855
there's not that many abos, there never were, but something mindboggling like 40% of australia's population is foreign born so probably nearly all of them are not white
there were always a good amount of maori, and lots of other assorted pacific islanders came over too, but NZ is also basically inhaling chinese as fast as possible, with a side of indians
Anonymous United States No.213119252 [Report]
>>213119242
If they were, they wouldnt care, because loads of men constantly fuck losers and munters
Anonymous United States No.213119259 [Report]
They call me Connor quite frankly Teaspoon Tablespoon Jackson hh
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119263 [Report] >>213119279
>>213119204
Men will fuck anything. Women will fuck the top 10%
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119279 [Report]
>>213119263
how horny can they be if they wouldnt even shag an uggo
Anonymous United States No.213119300 [Report] >>213119315
The tablespoon is to be used sparingly you know what I'm saying you know what I'm saying
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119306 [Report] >>213119327 >>213119343
Just as I think I’m getting used to America’s tipping culture (often tax, then gratuity PLUS extra tip - as well as digital tipping at the till for takeouts…)
then I see this beauty: they’ve helpfully added on 4% extra for “health and wellness” for their staff.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119315 [Report] >>213119354
>>213119300
never seen a tablespoon in my life. every recipe uses it as a measurement but i just use a regular spoon and double up
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119318 [Report]
>>213119022
youre going at some point

like

how do people not realize this is literally the beginning of the end for 4chan fullstop

uts the apocalypse

time is running out fren
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119327 [Report]
>>213119306
the most ill ever do is round up because it looks cleaner on my bank statement
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119343 [Report] >>213120016
>>213119306
christ beggars belief how ameeicans cant be asked to pay for their own employees
Anonymous Ireland No.213119354 [Report] >>213119366 >>213119394 >>213119428
>>213119315
yanks are even worse with their measurements

a "cup" of sugar is a different weight to a "cup" of flour or water
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119355 [Report] >>213119378
recently spotted more restaurants that only operate over whatsapp to get round delivery app fees . you have to like the idea of having a personal contact to a bloke who makes you dinner
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119364 [Report] >>213119427 >>213119588
yikes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119366 [Report] >>213119393
>>213119354
in what way
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119372 [Report]
i honestly do feel much safer online today.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119378 [Report]
>>213119355
globalism is finished. we bringing back local community
Anonymous Ireland No.213119393 [Report] >>213119417
>>213119366
a "cup" of flour is 120 grams, a cup of sugar?? 200g
Anonymous United States No.213119394 [Report] >>213119410 >>213119431 >>213119443
>>213119354
How you so retarded you put a solid in with the liquid measurement
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119409 [Report]
wtf even is a cup

misses me off so much these yanks

what i like bout britain is we mix both imperial and metric but like we dont use all the fucking bollocks imperial stuff just the ones that sound nice but like

if we are doing any serious measuring awe use metric like everyone else ya know

best of both worlds in it

pick and mix

toss out the dross

wtf is a cup

jesus f im weepin' here

levels of kafkaism is borderline perspicious up yankland
Anonymous Ireland No.213119410 [Report]
>>213119394
out my solid cock in yer mam and left her with a liquid
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119417 [Report]
>>213119393
should just say a mug of sugar because they're fat bastards
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119427 [Report] >>213119436 >>213119553 >>213119564 >>213119584 >>213119590 >>213119628
>>213119364
like

did anyone actually ask for this shit?

whos idea was this

like holy fuck i feel like. im living in nazi germany again
Anonymous United States No.213119428 [Report] >>213119441
>>213119354
It's not though, a cup is 1/16th of a gallon no matter what. The utensils we use to measure solids and liquids is different.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119431 [Report]
>>213119394
flour is a liquid?
Anonymous United States No.213119434 [Report] >>213119450
so nothing happened?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119436 [Report]
>>213119427
Again?
Anonymous Ireland No.213119441 [Report] >>213119487
>>213119428
google it

queer
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119443 [Report] >>213119468
>>213119394
this is what im saying

why have both

like

wtf is your problem

holy shidd nibba just use fuggin ml and mg like everyone else

absolutely fugging crazy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119444 [Report] >>213119456 >>213119461 >>213119527 >>213119559
the results are in
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119450 [Report]
>>213119434
All the porn got banned
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119456 [Report]
>>213119444
me on the left
Anonymous Canada No.213119461 [Report]
>>213119444
fascinating. money well spent, I say
Anonymous United States No.213119468 [Report]
>>213119443
Wow you so you have separate measurements for liquids and solids huh
Well that’s the exact same fucking thing we have MOTHERFUCKER
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119475 [Report] >>213119485
can i use thispersondoesnotexist to bypass age verification
Anonymous Canada No.213119477 [Report]
Back just cracked
Anonymous Australia No.213119485 [Report]
>>213119475
dont know sorry
Anonymous United States No.213119487 [Report] >>213119531
>>213119441
Here dumbass, eat shit!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cup_(unit)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119494 [Report]
mad how i can feel my back getting better in real time
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119503 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119506 [Report] >>213119520 >>213119552
>use vpn
>can bypass age verification shit
give it a year and cunts will start calling for vpns to be banned
Anonymous Canada No.213119509 [Report]
yall gonna have to touch grass and have sex now lmao
what a bunch of loser
Anonymous Australia No.213119510 [Report]
week 2 incel fitness already starting to feel healthier
Anonymous Netherlands No.213119511 [Report]
Why are you fucks still here
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119515 [Report]
First flush left behind some cloudy poo water
Second flush, all gone
Anonymous Canada No.213119520 [Report]
>>213119506
Aren't they already doing that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119527 [Report]
>>213119444
kek, loving the 3% who think it's absolutely unacceptable to be nude at an open nudist beach
Anonymous Ireland No.213119531 [Report]
>>213119487
shut the fuck up didnt read
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119539 [Report]
girls want nothing more than for a skinny nerd to do a barely rehearsed dance with a fedora to shawn mendes treat you better on karaoke while staring them in the eyes
Anonymous Canada No.213119540 [Report] >>213119550 >>213119571
You can find me at the nudist beach with a raging hard on
Anonymous Canada No.213119548 [Report]
Just read a post that wasn't worth reading
Anonymous Canada No.213119550 [Report]
>>213119540
no one can see your microdick especially not through that wild nest of desi pubes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119552 [Report]
>>213119506
they already wanted to do this before being shut down because obviously it's retarded for anyone who has ever like worked in a job
Anonymous Australia No.213119553 [Report]
>>213119427
I feel like all of us even the fucking yanks are returning to a cromwellian dictatorship
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119558 [Report] >>213119572
the berg
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119559 [Report] >>213119634
>>213119444
>1% think it's completely acceptable to be naked in a public park
>2% think it's acceptable in a town or city centre
Anonymous United States No.213119564 [Report]
>>213119427
>again
Anonymous Ireland No.213119571 [Report]
>>213119540
remember being in a pool with some italian milfs with their tops off and i couldnt help but look at them and they started complaining in italian and put their tops back on because i couldnt stop looking at them
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119572 [Report]
>>213119558
de bergerac
Anonymous Australia No.213119574 [Report]
cummed in my pantaloons last night, pmo becuase i didnt even have a sex dream
Anonymous United States No.213119584 [Report]
>>213119427
>im living in nazi germany again
Anonymous Canada No.213119588 [Report]
>>213119364
Wtf I love OFCOM now
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119590 [Report]
>>213119427
>anon is 98 years old
>holocaust survivor
>shitposts in /brit/posts
saluting your tenacity
Anonymous United States No.213119598 [Report] >>213119614 >>213119629 >>213119635 >>213119646 >>213119661 >>213119672 >>213119905
if you missed any of these maturation milestones, you are no longer human
>age 20: sex
>age 25: relationship for more than one year
>age 30: marriage
>age 35: children
>age 40: home owner
>age 45: net worth >200k
>age 50: you are no longer human
This is being generous. Realistically, these should all be done at least 5 years earlier.
Anonymous Ireland No.213119614 [Report]
>>213119598
hit none of these
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119625 [Report]
how come every indian man is the same short bloke with pot belly and side parting and tucked in shirt and slacks but every indian woman a beautiful freida pinto/shilpa shetty/MIA angel
Anonymous United States No.213119628 [Report]
>>213119427
Just one more thing anon...
what were you doing between 1935 and 1945?
Anonymous United States No.213119629 [Report]
>>213119598
Yawn
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119634 [Report]
>>213119559
it's only the human body
only 10 or so percent saying it's okay to be naked on a beach is fucking mental
why are we such a repressed nation?
Anonymous Australia No.213119635 [Report]
>>213119598
scuttling around on all fours eating roadkill because im no longer human or something
Anonymous United States No.213119636 [Report]
There's trouble brewing in the the depths of my bowels, I can feel an unpleasant trip to the toilet looming.
Anonymous Australia No.213119638 [Report]
Bye-bye retards
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119646 [Report]
>>213119598
missed it all except on track for home owner. building up my money again by 45 will be tough but if i include the value of the home then my net worth would be the same
Anonymous Australia No.213119647 [Report] >>213119677
apparently hawk tuah is back
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119658 [Report]
sir dead hard
Anonymous United States No.213119661 [Report] >>213119690 >>213119708
>>213119598
>age 20: sex
>age 25: relationship for more than one year
>age 45: net worth >200k
hit these
>age 30: marriage
>age 35: children
>age 40: home owner
>age 50: you are no longer human
didn't hit these
my rent is too cheap for me to buy a house. and i don't need one without kids anyway
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119672 [Report] >>213119680
>>213119598
>Realistically, these should all be done at least 5 years earlier.
>>age 20: sex
Anonymous Ireland No.213119677 [Report]
>>213119647
she just has a bad gag reflex
Anonymous United States No.213119680 [Report] >>213119693 >>213119707
>>213119672
i lost my virginity when i was 14
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119690 [Report] >>213119739
>>213119661
>>age 45: net worth >200k
lend us a few quid would you? promise I'll pay it back x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119691 [Report] >>213119703 >>213119756
why dont mums realise the awkwardness of taking their teenage sons to the beach. i used to just disappear into the rock pools because i was made to feel like a freak for getting horny at all the naked people
Anonymous New Zealand No.213119693 [Report] >>213119714 >>213119739
>>213119680
what was his name?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119703 [Report] >>213119720
>>213119691
who were you made to feel like a freak by?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119707 [Report] >>213119733 >>213119739
>>213119680
regardless advocating for underaged sex as an adult (presumably) is a bit sketchy lad
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119708 [Report] >>213119739
>>213119661
owning would still be beneficial when you're elderly when you income goes down because pension or reduced hours due
Anonymous Australia No.213119712 [Report] >>213119719 >>213119729 >>213119747
is wokeness really over? i still feel like my life would be ruined if i called someone a retarded faggot
Anonymous Ireland No.213119714 [Report]
>>213119693
jared kumara too2pooey bumhole
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119719 [Report]
>>213119712
i'm as woke as i've ever been
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119720 [Report]
>>213119703
every who was casually walking about with their this and fannies out expecting me not to
Anonymous Ireland No.213119729 [Report]
>>213119712
southpark has been shit for 15 years
Anonymous New Zealand No.213119733 [Report]
>>213119707
>I have to say teenagers shouldn't have sex with each otherwise people might think I'm a nonce otherwise
sound a bit sketch yourself actually
Anonymous United States No.213119739 [Report] >>213119770
>>213119693
nicole
>>213119707
not advocating anything. it's just normal human development innit. everybody i knew lost their virginity in high school (14-17) or earlier
>>213119708
i plan to be financially independent by then
>>213119690
sorry lad i dont let anybody borrow money
Anonymous New Zealand No.213119747 [Report]
>>213119712
There is always social taboos, it’s just changed. 50 years ago I would have been fired for being an avowed communist
Anonymous United States No.213119756 [Report] >>213119773
>>213119691
nothing awkward about it? it's just a human body. stop being a weirdo freak.
Anonymous Ireland No.213119770 [Report] >>213119782
>>213119739
>mass replay
>no (You)s

:( im just desperate for interaction with other humans
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119773 [Report] >>213119782
>>213119756
so theres nothing wrong with me walking around the same beach with an erection. its just the human body
Anonymous New Zealand No.213119777 [Report]
Tfw my Chinese Uber driver checking out all the young girls as we drive around town. I like this guys style
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119778 [Report]
starmer could never
Anonymous United States No.213119782 [Report] >>213119806 >>213119820
>>213119770
do you expect me to reply to each person who replied to me individually? get your head on straight
>>213119773
theres always freaks like you that have to ruin the mood
Anonymous Australia No.213119787 [Report]
i listen to hitler speeches to get amped up for gymtoil, better than preworkout
i don't understand german but the charisma and presence transcends the language barrier and energises me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119794 [Report] >>213119830 >>213119851
maybe i should just pick up a homeless girl, shower her and impregnate her
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119806 [Report]
>>213119782
are you denying that it's just the human body
Anonymous Ireland No.213119820 [Report]
>>213119782
try getting your head on straight when i headbutt the fuck out of you queer
Anonymous United States No.213119823 [Report]
Fuck the po-po's.
Fuck the judge and CO's.
Fuck the DA and PO's.
Fuck the family of the victim, witnesses, and snitching ass holes.
Simple as.
Anonymous Norway No.213119824 [Report]
YOU'RE STILL HERE??
Anonymous United States No.213119825 [Report]
Hang poo!
Anonymous Australia No.213119828 [Report] >>213119849
can't believe alcohol is legal but harmless recreational substances like speed and opiates aren't
Anonymous United States No.213119829 [Report] >>213119858
I couldn’t have an erection at the beach cause mine goes straight up and left
VERY noticeable
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119830 [Report]
>>213119794
based and pretty woman pilled.
take her to mcdonalds buy her breakfast
get her a std check
Anonymous United States No.213119838 [Report] >>213119855
legalize krokodil
Anonymous Ireland No.213119847 [Report]
>avowed communist
Anonymous United States No.213119849 [Report] >>213119870
>>213119828
Get a grip on your life lachlan
Anonymous United States No.213119851 [Report]
>>213119794
me please
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119853 [Report]
can feel all last night's pasta gurgling round my guts
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119855 [Report] >>213119874
>>213119838
sell whippets to primary school kids
Anonymous Australia No.213119858 [Report] >>213119889
>>213119829
saw some lad at the beach who had very obviously stuffed his pants with socks to enhance his bulge
to this day i can't tell if he was doing it for a joke or if he genuinely thought it would help him get bitches or something
Anonymous Australia No.213119870 [Report] >>213119888
>>213119849
not lachlan, i'm racismlad.
haven't seen lachie around much lately, hope he's doing alright
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119874 [Report]
>>213119855
based and simpson pilled
Anonymous Croatia No.213119875 [Report]
ummm
why are you still here?
Anonymous United States No.213119877 [Report] >>213119904
are there any brits who naturally speak in an american accent for some reason
Anonymous Australia No.213119885 [Report] >>213119953
i am evil
Anonymous United States No.213119888 [Report]
>>213119870
He’s been dead for over a year now
Anonymous Australia No.213119889 [Report] >>213119896
>>213119858
wait wtf it won't?????
god damn it
Anonymous Ireland No.213119893 [Report]
i swear she's destined for the screen
closest thing to michele pfeifer that you've ever seen
Anonymous Australia No.213119896 [Report] >>213119920
>>213119889
it might, i dunno
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119904 [Report]
>>213119877
ye autistics

being a yank is autistic in itself
Anonymous Canada No.213119905 [Report]
>>213119598
i almost held hands with a girl in highschool does that count for anything?
31 btw
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119907 [Report] >>213120014 >>213120023
the shopping list so far
what am i missing?
Anonymous United States No.213119908 [Report]
>>213118154 (OP)
It's over for Brit
Anonymous Australia No.213119920 [Report]
>>213119896
i'm gonna be completely honest here the only times i actually ever got laid were by going up to older asian women in bars and putting on a (not very good) british accent, idk how but it worked a few times
Anonymous Australia No.213119923 [Report] >>213119931 >>213119935 >>213119965 >>213120063
>post picture of my body once wearing nothing but my undies
>get accused of stuffing my crotch with socks to enhance bulge
>i hadn't
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119931 [Report]
>>213119923
post cock then you fanny
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119935 [Report]
>>213119923
i have an erection in my age verification photo so the government knows my full intentions
Anonymous United States No.213119951 [Report]
and yes i do knowingly call australians lachlan even though i know he’s dead because i wish he were still here
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213119953 [Report]
>>213119885
ktim
Anonymous United States No.213119965 [Report] >>213120043
>>213119923
I posted my body in my undies and got 0 replies
Anonymous United States No.213120000 [Report]
*swiches ye bollocks and ye eye-balls*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213120014 [Report]
>>213119907
dont need any of that shite. list should be
beer
vodka
whiskey
wine
loaf of bread
multivitamins
Anonymous Canada No.213120016 [Report]
>>213119343
Makes little difference to the employee whether their pay is coming in from an increased menu price or from the boss slapping on a surprise “health and wellness fee.” It’s fundamentally a way to trick customers with fake menu prices.
>$15? Hmm, idk if I want that
>$5? What a great price! wtf $15 after tax, tip, and fees? Well, I already ate it, so I can’t back out now
Anonymous United States No.213120020 [Report]
Dock the cock!
Anonymous United States No.213120023 [Report] >>213120048
>>213119907
Chicken drumsticks and chicken breasts
Anonymous Australia No.213120043 [Report] >>213120104
>>213119965
that just means there was nothing to criticise, congrats you've mad eit
Anonymous United States No.213120046 [Report]
Thank you Michael
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213120048 [Report]
>>213120023
i don't consume flesh
let the chickens roam free i say
Anonymous Canada No.213120049 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRsxmqVjg3Y
Anonymous Australia No.213120054 [Report]
nowt ever happens
Anonymous United States No.213120055 [Report]
Feed the children of gaza to Alligator Alcatraz
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213120056 [Report]
Anonymous Canada No.213120063 [Report] >>213120074
>>213119923
what did you stuff it with then? toilet paper?
Anonymous Australia No.213120074 [Report] >>213120089
>>213120063
nothing but my big juicy all-natural meat and two veg
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213120085 [Report] >>213120119 >>213120167
your results
Anonymous United States No.213120089 [Report] >>213120100
>>213120074
we all know australian meat is low quality
Anonymous Australia No.213120095 [Report]
wish they'd add kanye's heil hitler song on spotify and not this neutered version where "heil hitler" is replaced with "hallelujah"
Anonymous Australia No.213120100 [Report] >>213120114
>>213120089
australia produces the best beef in the world (other than japanese wagyu)
get a life nigger
Anonymous United States No.213120103 [Report] >>213120131 >>213120145
hey good news I realized I had the angle wrong when I was looking at London. Turns out it WAS Lots Road Power Station on the right.
I found a 4K rip and it was much clearer
Thanks for all the help brits

RIP
Anonymous United States No.213120104 [Report]
>>213120043
I’m a deformed unlovable freak so outcast by society that no one will even insult me
Anonymous United States No.213120114 [Report]
>>213120100
ever eat bush meat
Anonymous Australia No.213120119 [Report]
>>213120085
what sort of cucked society unironically supports authoritarian measures like this that accomplish fuck all?
people support it but also by their own admission don't think it will be effective, retarded twats
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213120131 [Report]
>>213120103
BIG MAN
PIG MAN
haha charade you are
Anonymous United States No.213120137 [Report]
Want me to be real? That's what you were asking for, am I wrong? May you speak now or forever hold your piece, you know what I'm saying, your bulletless shit, no queen is going to prevent me from making a post man you know what I'm saying. That's what my people have died for since 1642-1643. Can you imagine if they made Jordans back then, and you expect me to go quiet in to that night. I am that night for the queen you know what I'm saying, God rest in peace, and all due respect but I do not live in Great Britain I live in the United States since 1776, that's going to be 300 years in fifty years and you better believe I'm going to be around then still you know out grippin, because that's what I do I grip that shit I walk my gators on you know we are not slippin in these despite the slippery shine of them you know what I'm saying
Anonymous United States No.213120145 [Report] >>213120153 >>213120170
>>213120103
why is westminster black in this image
and why does it have so many rooms
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213120153 [Report] >>213120164
>>213120145
>and why does it have so many rooms
it's a palace mate
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213120163 [Report]
we just not making a new then
Anonymous United States No.213120164 [Report] >>213120182
>>213120153
well why does a legislature need a palace
are there any secret rooms?
Anonymous United States No.213120166 [Report]
Gn Brit
Anonymous Canada No.213120167 [Report]
>>213120085
Doesn't the legislation cover a lot more than just porn?
Anonymous United States No.213120170 [Report]
>>213120145
dirty from the coal
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213120172 [Report]
>>213120161
>>213120161
Anonymous Canada No.213120177 [Report]
>>213119702
>>213119702
Recycle
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213120182 [Report]
>>213120164
the king used to live there