Thread 213119702

don't care still voting for are jezza edition

poo

Hulk Hogan died for our sins

this is fucking MENTAL
im fuckign SICK of htis country

are Rottweilers bad like pitbulls

spaki on his Turkish VPN again I see

Business idea
become one of those lads that oeprate his own porn studio
Call it 'porn hub'

>able to have a bit of a lie in because my toil shift doesn't start until 11am
>bodyberg wakes me up at 6:30am regardless because that's what I've become use to

just emulated a nintendo game

>>213121657
dangerous and downright stupid

Already feeling safer online, thanks Keir

>>213121641
Noooo he’s “on holiday” lol

>>213121641
Who the fuck is spaki? I wouldn't post here unless you faggots keep falling for my baits. I posted the same image again and again and each time a retard replied. I am having so much fun making fun of you.

>>213121642
What kind of porn would you shoot?

>>213121671
I am from Pakistan India but I am British mate

>>213121630
Lanyard woman island
Mental how in the 2000s you used to be seen as a bore for banging on about the nanny state and yet here we are

>>213121634
why are you posting tao lin's cat on here

>>213121674
The legal kind, lad

morning lads, any plans? me? I'm at toil sucking a 'f've

I WAS IN MY ROOM AND I WAS JUST LIKE STARING AT THE WALL THINKING ABOUT EVERYTHING BUT THEN AGAIN I WAS THINKING ABOUT NOTHING

>>213121671
Obviously I am a different poster

>>213121674
fosyeg

>>213121686
I love black flag!

>>213121690
Yeah I was born from Bangladesh, but I have England passport mate

>>213121696
Fosyeg to you too, whatever that means

Is it true? Are bongs going to be gone? It's just a joke, right?

>reddit
blocked
>daily mail
blocked
>youtube
blocked
>yandex
blocked
>daily express
blocked

cant do anythign in this bastard country

>>213121711
Yeah it depends on your ISP at the moment

>>213121718
mad how jfs will actually believe this post

>>213121711
Yes! They will all fuck off in a few hours. See pic-related

>>213121718
You voted for this, why are you mad?

you imbeciles just cant help but give attention seekers exactly what they want.

whe was the final /brit/? when did it rise from the ashes anew?

>>213121711
we still here

Mental how we will have to buy a 4chan pass + vpn just to post here

>>213121730
/brit/ is too powerful to stop

>>213121735
Mad because I get banned daily

>>213121747
um

>>213121735
>Buying a pass

Nothing ever happens, 4chan was blocked here for like 5 days until it was lifted.

>Ten workers killed battling wildfires in Turkey
Howling

>Vote for more government control on the internet
>Seethe when government implements more control on the internet
Absolute mad lads /brit/

starmer loves /brit/ for its rad cen views he'll never shut us down

>>213121754
You're just making him happy by seething like this

>>213121763
what did brits do to offend you?

>>213121763
YOU THINK WE VOTED FOR HIM???

I DIDN'T VOTE FOR LABOUR, WHY DO I HAVE TO SUFFER

>>213121763
People didn't vote for Starmer, Jeremy Corbyn got more votes in 2019 when he lost.
The press elected Starmer against the will of the public. Everything since the 2017 election has been as stage managed as Russian politics.

Australia is basically if the irish, english, welsh and scotch joined together in a power ranger suit into one more powerful race

business idea: digital starmer

>>213121780
/brit/ is an ed general sorry bud

>>213121806
>>213121808
Fucking imbeciles giving him exactly what he wants

go to work
toilberg needs you in tip top shape (porn is bad for you, we banned it, please enjoy)

>>213121811
i hear that there is many welsh diaspora people in your country:)

sir digimon

>Get raped by moha
>Daughter gets raped by moha
>Moha still free and get gibs
>oi show me your loicense to watch cartoons

>>213121829
based

>>213121838
I don't care if some random foreigner enjoys his (you), people need to be reminded just how fake British politics is.
Morgan McSweeney told all the major newspapers exactly how he was going to use fake scandals to destroy Corbyn and replace him with a Blairite cunt and not one newspaper reported on this massive story, it only came out in a book bragging about it after Starmer was already elected. Everyone knew Starmer had no real policies heading into the election, but everyone agreed not to say it to loudly to make sure he won anyway. It's a gigantic fraud, far beyond the usual mixed-truths of first world politics.

>>213121763
I voted for Labour but I didn't think they would touch 4chan, worst case scenario, I can just buy a pass

>>213121838
Why do his posts bother you this much?

>>213121868
This is offensive

>>213121869
we should have just put aside the rhetoric

he switched to his Spain VPN lol

what's the point in this legislation when everyone will use a vpn instead by making things expensive/more difficult you encourage people to just break the law every normie i know now uses a dodgy box to watch football

Lads, it's looking good
Toilberg STILL not been online

Lads, do you think maybe toilberg died or his wife died or his kids died?

>>213121763
Cheers leftypol

the king should down parliament

How are you posting here? Aren't you supposed to be banned from viewing the site?

*shits himself*

My bad, I have to change my pants. But I'll listen to you, don't worry

bit concerned reform might get in lads, this would NOT be good for the old portfolio haha x

the king should go down on parliament

>>213121906
it's not even 9am yet lad he's probably just taking it easy on a friday morning

Saw this Muslim guy on Pinterest and..

lil british fellas with tight arses

>>213121907
leftypol are the greens and corbynites

>>213121915
We had to send pictures of our IDs

>>213121862
He’s literally me

>>213121919
there's 3 years to go still m8 a lot will happen between now and then. voting intentions now are fairly meaningless.

>>213121895
Don't know which schizo are you talking about or if you're the schizo yourself, but I just wanted to take the piss on your retarded government.

>>213121925
He's a workaholic
Literally, I've seen the cunt's 'last seen' at like 3am sometimes

It's last seen since yesterday
If he's on the way in he'll be checking shite on the train in

>>213121919
why? they're pro business unlike labour

>>213121919
Why not lad

>>213121616
HH brother

>>213121911
>Cerebral chads see object and shapes in their head without the intermediation of words
they aren't mutually exclusive, midwit.

i have internal dialogue and am a 1 on this scale. i can visualize and rotate objects in my head

logged on the 'hub for the morning 'nk
and it asked me for id rather than get out of bed filter through my wallet and take pictures of my driving licence cock in hand i decided to grow up and quit wanking thank you mr starmer for making me reflect on my choices x

So 4chan still works, then?

>>213121649
Kek this happens to me too

>>213121954
>i can visualize and rotate objects in my head
There are people who can't?

s/o to my fellow /elite/
youll be missed lads

>>213121970
>>213121649
I just go back to sleep and wake up at 1130am

At what time do you guys usually have a bowel movement? I have to synchronize mine with going to work, today I came to the office with an empty gut and I feels so much better and cleaner than I do usually when I poop after work

>>213121983
First sniff of a 'fee and it's coming in hot.

If my mum hasn’t taken the dog for a walk I’ll be livid

>>213121974
there are people who don't have internal dialogue
there are people who can't visualize objects in their head. or if they do, they don't have full clarity

and then there are the unlucky ones who have neither

what flag are you lads going to post with once we all have to use a vpn to come here?

>>213121949
labour are bought and sold by business interests, it's just that the UK's main industry is ripping people off. reform would be exactly the same.
"business" in the UK means owning a former nationalized industry and running it into the ground while the government bails you out and the regulator shrug and go "lol, can't do anything mate".
reform pretend they'll do different, deregulate it all and let market forces rip - bollocks. you think they're going to turn down a fat bribe from the water companies, or the rolling stock companies, or the energy companies? do you think all the hypothetical companies that would rise after deregulation are going to fund their 2029 election campaign, or do you think they're going to have to kiss up to our existing parasites if they actually want to get in?

>>213121954
True, cerebral chads can have an internal dialogue if they choose to but why would you ever settle for a slower, less optimal form of thinking?

>>213122002
I'll keep using my USA flag

>>213122002
Most VPNs are banned without a pass, aren't they?

>>213122002
Falkland Islands

Work all day so rashid and his family can laze around
No you can’t have a drink after work you don’t have enough points on the NHS app
You can’t smoke either we banned it
No you can’t go for a drive we blocked your road off
No you can’t freely share your opinion online Can’t have a wank either unless you give us your information
Just go home, live in the pod, eat your bug burger rorke, and be happy

>>213121983
in a recent unexplained change to my poo clock i currently wake up, poo, eat breakfast and have a coffee, then poo again.

got an internal dialogue but its mostly gibberish phrases and music

>>213122001
I have both and I thought everybody else also did lol. But I wonder if it has something to do with intelligence. I've watched a lot of John Green history videos and he's clearly smart as fuck.

any beabadoobee man in?

Not sure if I'll go to the toil today...
Might play it by ear and see if toilberg is in since I can check the cameras and door swipes

Need a great excuse as to why I'm late, tho, lads

Do you all feel embarrassed for how you overreacted last night?

Someone is mowing their lawn rn how fucking sad is your life mate 8:25 in the morning

>>213122040
more of a bebababadabo man me

>>213122015
There are ways.

>>213122002
I’m going to LARP as an American and say things like “you guys call chips crisps right?”

Retweeted some stuff about the online safety act using my personal twitter account that is actually me not my sock puppet
Hope no one thinks I’m just a coomer

>>213122043
it was fun

need mook to split things back up into the 'nel and the 'chon

>>213122043
I willmog those two lads

>>213122002
I won't come here, I'll just go to [NAME OF ALTERNATIVE IMAGE BOARD REDACTED TO COMPLY WITH STRICT JANNY RULES]

what's the point in banning 18+ shite when i can just download a free vpn

>>213122015
Research a little bit instead of begging for an answer. It wouldn't take more than 5 minutes to find it. But apparently you need people to spoon feed you information

>>213122043
Fuck me imagine it

>>213122043
no it was a good night bit like y2k

Mental there are people who poop at work. I could never bring myself to it

>>213122043
What if we actually did get banned and you didn’t post? Wouldn’t you feel bad that you wasted your last moments?

>>213122069
Starmer isn't going to arrest you for exposing the secret club, m8

>>213122027
frogimage on

>>213122010
dialogues are important for fully fleshing out ideas as even your fraudulent hero (plato) would admit

>>213122067
Parliament is full of boomers who don't know how computers work

>>213122078
they do it on purpose

>>213119702 (OP)
Good morning. So, what's going on?

>>213122078
toilberg steals your poop information and sells it anyway

Enjoy the sharty lmaoo

>>213122047
Go tell him to stop. You won't because you're a coward and he would knock you spark out.

>>213122103
>>213122067
they will ban the sites
then when they realize vpns exist, they will ban vpns

>>213122067
A fraction of users are retards who don't know how to do it. Banning anything always leaves only the most committed users

had the stench of arseholes following me about this morning
just realised where its coming from

>>213122114
I will, love me jak

We joke about it but they will pull the levers to get this website blocked in the UK in a matter of days
It is genuinely mental that our government is going china-lite on the internet and seemingly no one fucking cares

>>213122027
Isn't capitalism great?

still here?

ITS FUCKING OVER BRIT BONGS, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE POSTING SHIT REAL SOON WITH THAT COLONIZER FLAG OF YOURS, DAY OF THE SPOILED TEA BEGINS VERY SOON

>>213122126
how many arseholes?

>>213122126
where?

Hold on, lads
I could officetoil and if toilberg isn't in, could watch films all day on the big board room screen since the place seems empty from checking door access

I might give it a bit longer just in case toilberg is in before I get my hopes up

>>213122135
The funniest part is 4chan is NOT banned in China.

>>213122140
no :(

>>213122142
Works for me

Just downloaded a VPN then I uploaded my printer onto the internet

>>213122135
Normans only use three sites

>>213122001
Just say women.

Just downloaded a VPN and it stole all my passwords

>>213122187
>Normans only use three sites
Hastings, London and Winchester

Would be funny if the Discord-dwellers who run this shithole website get it wrong as per usual and rangeban Ireland

The recent pedro pascal memes made me forget how based this character is

>>213122040
https://youtu.be/1U1wcVoXLdc?si=VcpKL-a0loeo3QWS

I like to wear women’s high heels

>>213122208
don't know anything about those

the missus

can't imagine micks in an office. banging their shillelaghs on the desks and saying top o the mornin when the phones ring, seems weird. pubs, fields, stables, even a local shop, fine. offices, no.

Farage should just say that he'll repeal the OSB and legalize ganja

>>213122208
Meant to say remember

>>213122224
reasonable

When is the next big generation-defining event coming? This century has had only gay nothing burgers like Covid or 9/11 thus far

>>213122224
What's your favorite kind? Can you share a photo? (from online if you don't wanna post an actual photo)

starmer has shares in nord vpn 4d chess all hail the god emperor

>>213122146
me bum

>>213122208
what's so weird about wanting physical contact with you're anxious? most people are like this

FOR FUCK SAKE

Someone take her the fuck away back to fucking Latvia

>>213122255
maybe you gay boys at pony club lol

virtual poo network

>>213122238
Classic black pumps and knee high leather boots with block heels

>>213122135
Only need to pull one: politely ask Cloudflare to block UK IPs. They've proven themselves to be extremely cowardly in the past, nearly as cowardly as you lot

For some reason the government seems hellbent on pushing people (mainly kids) to and giving an undeserved and unfair increased market share to dodgier and more extreme and obscure porn (and other kinds of) sites. Possibly illegal on the dark web. If they want to find a way to watch porn they will.
How about educating parents to monitor their childrens activity instead of letting them loose to do whatever the fuck they want

The Internet

doing a VPN (vast poo now)

>>213122264
dont do it with my mates but my bff is like my emotional support animal and she'll hold my hand when i get overwhelmed

>>213122142
two more weeks (TM)

scranning a VPN (very pooey nob)

>>213122260
I thought you wanted to hook up with this woman. Do it lad. Instead of Canslad you could be GF-lad.

>>213122287
Who are you wailing at now
Send this to your MP you boring twat

>>213122260
She wants to get coffee with you and your crying?

>>213122279
>Only need to pull one: politely ask Cloudflare to block UK IPs. They've proven themselves to be extremely cowardly in the past, nearly as cowardly as you lot
still can't believe those faggots blocked kiwifarms under false pretenses, said they would never do it again, but still haven't undone it.

>>213122304
So like this then

>>213122316
I really don't
She's married and /brit/ wants mt ro give her a shagging
Only reason I like her is her massive chebs

>>213122325
Food
And no, she's a sperg and very fucking touchy and makes every fucking excuse possible to talk to me

https://www.threads.com/@peter_stefanovic_lawyer/post/DMhZSN_otV3/video-this-is-probably-going-to-be-the-biggest-moment-since-the-internet-was-created-w
>In the most extreme circumstances there is a named individual in each of the tech companies and they can be held criminally liable, yes for a prison sentence too
LOCK HIRO UP

>>213122350
i'm not a tranny thoughever

blasting out VPNs (velocious pooey nuggets)

>>213122360
>dear japan, please kindly do the needful m8 and give us Hiro, thanks

I don't think thisi s going to be as easy as he things

(*^_^*)

>>213122369
Do you take estrogen or have you taken it in the past?

>all of these UK users with unverified ages
janny, are you ok? you ok? you ok janny?

>>213122351
You could find another woman then. Maybe the Latvian has some female friends that you could meet.

I NOW VOTE TO DECLARE FRANCE THE WINNER OF ALL ARGUMENTS VS BRITOIODS IN 4CHAN. SAY I.

>>213122390
>estrogen
FOY

rorke all for protecting the children and stomping out degeneracy... until it threatens to restrict access to his pedo cartoon website

>>213122360
politicians are such mongs. yes you're definitely going to go and prosecute all the people in different countries who own porn and porn-adjacent websites aren't you, you definitely have the resources and jurisdiction for that.

>>213122400
I'm just glad the UK will vote the tories back in and put a stop to the mass immigration!
>>213122390
no

>>213122408
Isn't that what trannies eat? How should I know

I'm quite alright about underaged people being kept off 4chan
more that alright actually

Don’t need porn sites I’ll just wank to ASMR on YouTube

hate myself for the fact i 100% age verify myself on 4chan if they implemented it

however i swear i will not use a single other website ever again which has implemented it

>>213122351
thought you shagged her?

>>213122427
How did you get a female bff? I want one.

>>213122360
hate that Peter Kyle bastard
he wants to add 2 hour daily screen limits for kids too

>>213122447
>however i swear i will not use a single other website ever again which has implemented it
spoken like a true addict

>first used 4chan when i was 9 years old
>saw my first beheading video when i was 10
>i am nod 29 years old
explains a lot actually

>>213122447
You’re actually a retard if you use the verification shite. It would probably be very easy to get around

Did you have to login with your RealID to keep posting?

>>213122436
i don't think underage people are interested in anything that doesn't have a person doing a dance in the background

Can't believe it's finally gone

Well lads, I'm going to the toilbuilding I suppose

>>213122398
I don't want to find another gfberg, lad

>>213122455
Who the fuck types like that
And on a fucking Wednesday

>>213122260
The fuck's the matter with you???

>>213122456
childhood friend who lived in my neighborhood. she was a tomboy and is mostly a lesbian now

can't believe I made a funny joke about that lad's norman slip-up and nobody laughed
I'm the intelligentest man on the /brit/ and nobody cares

>>213122487
ofcom apologises to you for not implementing these restrictions earlier

>>213122498
yeah

If 4chan gets blocked I will get a VPN and pass. I like this shithole too much to leave it behind. I tried using plebbit last year and the place is utter cancer.

>>213122487
sorry your parents are shit

>>213122516
i knew there was a catch lol

>>213122533
Did your parents supervising your computer time

It's crazy that niggas don't use a VPN on the internet at all times ngl

>>213122360
WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

>>213122525
Grim

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me

>>213122519
>most intelligent man
*second
after me of course

>>213122545
my computer was in the den so yeah there was usually someone around
we also only had one shared computer until I was a teenager

>>213122351
>very fucking touchy and makes every fucking excuse possible to talk to me
and your complaining that a woman (possibly attractive) wants to fuck you?

>>213122509
Left her name in the screenshot m8

>>213122516
Shag her lad

>>213122533
i knew more about computers/the internet at that age than my parents

>>213122565
sorry you had shit parents

>>213122555
this but unironically

I wish my dad was a rapist. not as in raping me, but raping other people

>>213122589
', as they say

>>213122509
Sofia Jansons will NOT be happy about this one

>>213122581
and what?
>>213122585
they were but in a different way

>>213122594
Any particular reason?

>>213122420
Then they'll force ISPs to ban them, simple

>>213122616
>and what?
and so none of their filters/blocks would have stopped me.

mummy is just a hole! a stinky hole!

incel weights finished
POWER!!!
might go for an incelwalk now

.

A successful shopping trip
Aubergine looked a bit peaky might need scranning today

>>213121954
Number 5 me. Blank man with a blank mind

>>213122635
>there will be a job where all you do is find porn that doesn't do age verification and tell ISPs to block the site
they will pay someone actual money to do that job

Queer Bummer looking weaker than ever before right now

remember my dad telling me off for searching "hand sex" when I was about 10 but that was the last time he tried to correct my behaviour

>>213122612
If she wants to sex strike then she’ll cave before I will

right lads hand the passports over, we’ll take “good” care of them

>In the most extreme cases, with the agreement of the courts, Ofcom will be able to require payment providers, advertisers and internet service providers to stop working with a site, preventing it from generating money or being accessed from the UK.
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/online-safety-act-explainer/online-safety-act-explainer#how-the-act-will-be-enforced

It's over

>>213122668
its called a rutabaga mate

>>213122640
sounds like they also didn't socialize you at all or have any real respect or regard for you so you had no respect or regard for them
isn't that nice? your family fits in well with the majority of other retards

>>213122568
Married woman

>>213122570
>>213122603
That's fine, lads

>>213122667
Oh my name was blocked out

>>213122667
She clearly wants a shag from Canslad

>>213122668
Dangerous day to be an Aubergine

do you have loicense for posting in /brit/?

my first wank was to adventure time rule34 didnt start wanking to real people until a year or so later

searching linkedin for sofia jansons

>>213122689
I ain’t giving my password to some random website

>>213122160
Yes it is

>>213122699
>child rebels and wants to see things he isnt supposed to see
>REE YOUR PARENTS FAILED YOU AND YOU HAVE NO RESPECT REEEEEE
ok bud

um

carrot and rutabaga with the sunday roast

>>213122731
you're only furthering my point

Sad boring manchild hour is it?

>>213122715
with your bumhole around ay? aha i'm saying you put aubergines up your bumhole in case that wasn't clear

>>213122723
She's Latvian so it will be Sofija, Sonja or something like that.

hope you lads are all embarrassed about your behaviour yesterday. you should know nothing ever happens

>>213122577
we do the fwb thing here and there but a relationship never stuck

https://pornbiz.com/post/17/the_scam_of_age_verification#11

love this article and all the comments i stand with the coomer community in this trying time

>>213122741
Well you’re here so I suppose so

>>213122747
ya xx

>>213122736
>rutabaga
FOY

>>213122762
Done that freak

>>213122751
there incels here are like hysterical women. they're always like it about everything

leftypol being all lefty and eggstatic about the porn ban

I’m start to thinking my brother is only my half brother and that my mum’s longtime friend is actually his dad

>>213122797
learn to speak properly or don't post here

>>213122798
thought the leftypol types loved porn, sex workers and all that

>>213122798
leftypol sure loves their tranny porn, for being a bunch of fake communists

>>213122818
Sex workers good. Sex worker clients bad.
Keep up.

werent you lot meant to be kicked out of here or something

>>213122818
he's trying to reconcile his beliefs with his porn problem

>>213122699
Bizarre post, can tell you're projecting a lot

>>213122839
keir starmer is allowing us to stay an extra week

>>213122847
can tell you were "raised" the same way
most people are
that's why the world is full of shithead morons

>>213122860
corr starmer

I don’t want to move to another country to escape this hell, because that would make me a filthy immigrant. I want to fix this country. Let’s do it, lads.

>>213122813
shut up incel

>>213122875
that's making ppl unsafe

Have to watch an episode of Adolescence to earn a wank credit for my porn license

>>213122868
Can tell you're projecting

>>213121763
>Law from 2023
>MUST BE LABOUR'S FAULT
lol
Not that Labour is any less in favour of making the internet into a kindergarten, but this specific situation is objectively the Tories's fault

>>213122893
yes the fact that I was raised to have regard for other people and I am disgusted by being surrounded by people who have none means I'm projecting
sure
I'm sure you know what that means

westminster palace does seem super fucking comfy
is the floor plan public information? are there secret rooms? doesn't it have multiple bars inside

i feel so sorry for you lads, gonna miss ya

>>213122912
Can tell you're projecting

>>213122887
People should be responsible for their own safety, and them only.

any good porn websites without age verification?

>>213122923
They been leaving and saying goodbye now for 8 months. Get out the door already you cunts

>visa and mastercard censor games from being bought
>now sites are being restricted
What the hell is going on?

>>213122926
post it again!

All right, all right. Break it up.
Everyone show me your ID's please.

>>213122900
Labour didn’t stop it so they’re both at fault.

>>213122941
Judeo-atheist moralism

>>213122941
nothing rorke. don't think about it

Need to stick my tongue straight up her rectum.

>>213122941
(((they))) are cracking down
time to invest in btc

>>213122941
*Checks your id *
Youre going on the list sonny jim

>>213122968
>>213122968
>>213122968

>>213122936
/gif/ is a mere click away

>>213121718
You can, it's called boycott.

>>213122941
LIVING ME BEST LIFE

>>213122961
Hawaiian citizen? Everything looks in order. Move along, then.

>>213122922
As far as we know there are no intentionally secret rooms, but there are concealed rooms due to weird quirks of rebuilds over the centuries

https://www.parliament.uk/business/news/2020/february/secret-doorway-rediscovered/

chances of rorke staying strong and resisting the urge to upload a selfie to watch porn for the remaining 50 years of his miserable existence

>>213121753
It's the site blocking though, not the government.