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don't care still voting for are jezza edition
Hulk Hogan died for our sins
this is fucking MENTAL
im fuckign SICK of htis country
are Rottweilers bad like pitbulls
spaki on his Turkish VPN again I see
Business idea
become one of those lads that oeprate his own porn studio
Call it 'porn hub'
>able to have a bit of a lie in because my toil shift doesn't start until 11am
>bodyberg wakes me up at 6:30am regardless because that's what I've become use to
just emulated a nintendo game
>>213121657dangerous and downright stupid
Already feeling safer online, thanks Keir
>>213121641Noooo heโs โon holidayโ lol
>>213121641Who the fuck is spaki? I wouldn't post here unless you faggots keep falling for my baits. I posted the same image again and again and each time a retard replied. I am having so much fun making fun of you.
>>213121642What kind of porn would you shoot?
>>213121671I am from Pakistan India but I am British mate
>>213121630Lanyard woman island
Mental how in the 2000s you used to be seen as a bore for banging on about the nanny state and yet here we are
>>213121634why are you posting tao lin's cat on here
>>213121674The legal kind, lad
morning lads, any plans? me? I'm at toil sucking a 'f've
I WAS IN MY ROOM AND I WAS JUST LIKE STARING AT THE WALL THINKING ABOUT EVERYTHING BUT THEN AGAIN I WAS THINKING ABOUT NOTHING
>I am from Pakistan India
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>>213121671Obviously I am a different poster
>>213121686I love black flag!
>>213121690Yeah I was born from Bangladesh, but I have England passport mate
>>213121696Fosyeg to you too, whatever that means
Is it true? Are bongs going to be gone? It's just a joke, right?
>reddit
blocked
>daily mail
blocked
>youtube
blocked
>yandex
blocked
>daily express
blocked
cant do anythign in this bastard country
>>213121711Yeah it depends on your ISP at the moment
>>213121718mad how jfs will actually believe this post
>>213121711Yes! They will all fuck off in a few hours. See pic-related
>>213121718You voted for this, why are you mad?
you imbeciles just cant help but give attention seekers exactly what they want.
whe was the final /brit/? when did it rise from the ashes anew?
>>213121711we still here
Mental how we will have to buy a 4chan pass + vpn just to post here
>>213121730/brit/ is too powerful to stop
>>213121735Mad because I get banned daily
>>213121735>Buying a passNothing ever happens, 4chan was blocked here for like 5 days until it was lifted.
>Ten workers killed battling wildfires in Turkey
Howling
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>Vote for more government control on the internet
>Seethe when government implements more control on the internet
Absolute mad lads /brit/
starmer loves /brit/ for its rad cen views he'll never shut us down
>>213121754You're just making him happy by seething like this
>>213121763what did brits do to offend you?
>>213121763YOU THINK WE VOTED FOR HIM???
I DIDN'T VOTE FOR LABOUR, WHY DO I HAVE TO SUFFER
>>213121763People didn't vote for Starmer, Jeremy Corbyn got more votes in 2019 when he lost.
The press elected Starmer against the will of the public. Everything since the 2017 election has been as stage managed as Russian politics.
Australia is basically if the irish, english, welsh and scotch joined together in a power ranger suit into one more powerful race
business idea: digital starmer
>>213121780/brit/ is an ed general sorry bud
>>213121806>>213121808Fucking imbeciles giving him exactly what he wants
go to work
toilberg needs you in tip top shape (porn is bad for you, we banned it, please enjoy)
>>213121811i hear that there is many welsh diaspora people in your country:)
>Get raped by moha
>Daughter gets raped by moha
>Moha still free and get gibs
>oi show me your loicense to watch cartoons
>>213121838I don't care if some random foreigner enjoys his (you), people need to be reminded just how fake British politics is.
Morgan McSweeney told all the major newspapers exactly how he was going to use fake scandals to destroy Corbyn and replace him with a Blairite cunt and not one newspaper reported on this massive story, it only came out in a book bragging about it after Starmer was already elected. Everyone knew Starmer had no real policies heading into the election, but everyone agreed not to say it to loudly to make sure he won anyway. It's a gigantic fraud, far beyond the usual mixed-truths of first world politics.
>>213121763I voted for Labour but I didn't think they would touch 4chan, worst case scenario, I can just buy a pass
>>213121838Why do his posts bother you this much?
>>213121868This is offensive
>>213121869we should have just put aside the rhetoric
he switched to his Spain VPN lol
what's the point in this legislation when everyone will use a vpn instead by making things expensive/more difficult you encourage people to just break the law every normie i know now uses a dodgy box to watch football
Lads, it's looking good
Toilberg STILL not been online
Lads, do you think maybe toilberg died or his wife died or his kids died?
>>213121763Cheers leftypol
the king should down parliament
How are you posting here? Aren't you supposed to be banned from viewing the site?
*shits himself*
My bad, I have to change my pants. But I'll listen to you, don't worry
bit concerned reform might get in lads, this would NOT be good for the old portfolio haha x
the king should go down on parliament
>>213121906it's not even 9am yet lad he's probably just taking it easy on a friday morning
Saw this Muslim guy on Pinterest and..
lil british fellas with tight arses
>>213121907leftypol are the greens and corbynites
>>213121915We had to send pictures of our IDs
>>213121862Heโs literally me
>>213121919there's 3 years to go still m8 a lot will happen between now and then. voting intentions now are fairly meaningless.
>>213121895Don't know which schizo are you talking about or if you're the schizo yourself, but I just wanted to take the piss on your retarded government.
>>213121925He's a workaholic
Literally, I've seen the cunt's 'last seen' at like 3am sometimes
It's last seen since yesterday
If he's on the way in he'll be checking shite on the train in
>>213121919why? they're pro business unlike labour
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>>213121911>Cerebral chads see object and shapes in their head without the intermediation of wordsthey aren't mutually exclusive, midwit.
i have internal dialogue and am a 1 on this scale. i can visualize and rotate objects in my head
logged on the 'hub for the morning 'nk
and it asked me for id rather than get out of bed filter through my wallet and take pictures of my driving licence cock in hand i decided to grow up and quit wanking thank you mr starmer for making me reflect on my choices x
So 4chan still works, then?
>>213121649Kek this happens to me too
>>213121954>i can visualize and rotate objects in my headThere are people who can't?
s/o to my fellow /elite/
youll be missed lads
>>213121970>>213121649I just go back to sleep and wake up at 1130am
At what time do you guys usually have a bowel movement? I have to synchronize mine with going to work, today I came to the office with an empty gut and I feels so much better and cleaner than I do usually when I poop after work
>>213121983First sniff of a 'fee and it's coming in hot.
If my mum hasnโt taken the dog for a walk Iโll be livid
>>213121974there are people who don't have internal dialogue
there are people who can't visualize objects in their head. or if they do, they don't have full clarity
and then there are the unlucky ones who have neither
what flag are you lads going to post with once we all have to use a vpn to come here?
>>213121949labour are bought and sold by business interests, it's just that the UK's main industry is ripping people off. reform would be exactly the same.
"business" in the UK means owning a former nationalized industry and running it into the ground while the government bails you out and the regulator shrug and go "lol, can't do anything mate".
reform pretend they'll do different, deregulate it all and let market forces rip - bollocks. you think they're going to turn down a fat bribe from the water companies, or the rolling stock companies, or the energy companies? do you think all the hypothetical companies that would rise after deregulation are going to fund their 2029 election campaign, or do you think they're going to have to kiss up to our existing parasites if they actually want to get in?
>>213121954True, cerebral chads can have an internal dialogue if they choose to but why would you ever settle for a slower, less optimal form of thinking?
>>213122002I'll keep using my USA flag
>>213122002Most VPNs are banned without a pass, aren't they?
>>213122002Falkland Islands
Work all day so rashid and his family can laze around
No you canโt have a drink after work you donโt have enough points on the NHS app
You canโt smoke either we banned it
No you canโt go for a drive we blocked your road off
No you canโt freely share your opinion online Canโt have a wank either unless you give us your information
Just go home, live in the pod, eat your bug burger rorke, and be happy
>>213121983in a recent unexplained change to my poo clock i currently wake up, poo, eat breakfast and have a coffee, then poo again.
got an internal dialogue but its mostly gibberish phrases and music
>>213122001I have both and I thought everybody else also did lol. But I wonder if it has something to do with intelligence. I've watched a lot of John Green history videos and he's clearly smart as fuck.
Not sure if I'll go to the toil today...
Might play it by ear and see if toilberg is in since I can check the cameras and door swipes
Need a great excuse as to why I'm late, tho, lads
Do you all feel embarrassed for how you overreacted last night?
Someone is mowing their lawn rn how fucking sad is your life mate 8:25 in the morning
>>213122040more of a bebababadabo man me
>>213122015There are ways.
>>213122002Iโm going to LARP as an American and say things like โyou guys call chips crisps right?โ
Retweeted some stuff about the online safety act using my personal twitter account that is actually me not my sock puppet
Hope no one thinks Iโm just a coomer
need mook to split things back up into the 'nel and the 'chon
>>213122043I willmog those two lads
>>213122002I won't come here, I'll just go to [NAME OF ALTERNATIVE IMAGE BOARD REDACTED TO COMPLY WITH STRICT JANNY RULES]
what's the point in banning 18+ shite when i can just download a free vpn
>>213122015Research a little bit instead of begging for an answer. It wouldn't take more than 5 minutes to find it. But apparently you need people to spoon feed you information
>>213122043Fuck me imagine it
>>213122043no it was a good night bit like y2k
Mental there are people who poop at work. I could never bring myself to it
>>213122043What if we actually did get banned and you didnโt post? Wouldnโt you feel bad that you wasted your last moments?
>>213122069Starmer isn't going to arrest you for exposing the secret club, m8
>>213122010dialogues are important for fully fleshing out ideas as even your fraudulent hero (plato) would admit
>>213122067Parliament is full of boomers who don't know how computers work
>>213122078they do it on purpose
>>213119702 (OP)Good morning. So, what's going on?
>>213122078toilberg steals your poop information and sells it anyway
>>213122047Go tell him to stop. You won't because you're a coward and he would knock you spark out.
>>213122103>>213122067they will ban the sites
then when they realize vpns exist, they will ban vpns
>>213122067A fraction of users are retards who don't know how to do it. Banning anything always leaves only the most committed users
had the stench of arseholes following me about this morning
just realised where its coming from
>>213122114I will, love me jak
We joke about it but they will pull the levers to get this website blocked in the UK in a matter of days
It is genuinely mental that our government is going china-lite on the internet and seemingly no one fucking cares
>>213122027Isn't capitalism great?
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ITS FUCKING OVER BRIT BONGS, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE POSTING SHIT REAL SOON WITH THAT COLONIZER FLAG OF YOURS, DAY OF THE SPOILED TEA BEGINS VERY SOON
>>213122126how many arseholes?
Hold on, lads
I could officetoil and if toilberg isn't in, could watch films all day on the big board room screen since the place seems empty from checking door access
I might give it a bit longer just in case toilberg is in before I get my hopes up
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>>213122135The funniest part is 4chan is NOT banned in China.
Just downloaded a VPN then I uploaded my printer onto the internet
>>213122135Normans only use three sites
>>213122001Just say women.
Just downloaded a VPN and it stole all my passwords
>>213122187>Normans only use three sitesHastings, London and Winchester
Would be funny if the Discord-dwellers who run this shithole website get it wrong as per usual and rangeban Ireland
The recent pedro pascal memes made me forget how based this character is
>>213122040https://youtu.be/1U1wcVoXLdc?si=VcpKL-a0loeo3QWS
I like to wear womenโs high heels
>>213122208don't know anything about those
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the missus
can't imagine micks in an office. banging their shillelaghs on the desks and saying top o the mornin when the phones ring, seems weird. pubs, fields, stables, even a local shop, fine. offices, no.
Farage should just say that he'll repeal the OSB and legalize ganja
>>213122208Meant to say remember
When is the next big generation-defining event coming? This century has had only gay nothing burgers like Covid or 9/11 thus far
>>213122224What's your favorite kind? Can you share a photo? (from online if you don't wanna post an actual photo)
starmer has shares in nord vpn 4d chess all hail the god emperor
>>213122208what's so weird about wanting physical contact with you're anxious? most people are like this
FOR FUCK SAKE
Someone take her the fuck away back to fucking Latvia
>>213122255maybe you gay boys at pony club lol
>>213122238Classic black pumps and knee high leather boots with block heels
>>213122135Only need to pull one: politely ask Cloudflare to block UK IPs. They've proven themselves to be extremely cowardly in the past, nearly as cowardly as you lot
For some reason the government seems hellbent on pushing people (mainly kids) to and giving an undeserved and unfair increased market share to dodgier and more extreme and obscure porn (and other kinds of) sites. Possibly illegal on the dark web. If they want to find a way to watch porn they will.
How about educating parents to monitor their childrens activity instead of letting them loose to do whatever the fuck they want
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doing a VPN (vast poo now)
>>213122264dont do it with my mates but my bff is like my emotional support animal and she'll hold my hand when i get overwhelmed
>>213122142two more weeks (TM)
scranning a VPN (very pooey nob)
>>213122260I thought you wanted to hook up with this woman. Do it lad. Instead of Canslad you could be GF-lad.
>>213122287Who are you wailing at now
Send this to your MP you boring twat
>>213122260She wants to get coffee with you and your crying?
>>213122279>Only need to pull one: politely ask Cloudflare to block UK IPs. They've proven themselves to be extremely cowardly in the past, nearly as cowardly as you lotstill can't believe those faggots blocked kiwifarms under false pretenses, said they would never do it again, but still haven't undone it.
>>213122304So like this then
>>213122316I really don't
She's married and /brit/ wants mt ro give her a shagging
Only reason I like her is her massive chebs
>>213122325Food
And no, she's a sperg and very fucking touchy and makes every fucking excuse possible to talk to me
https://www.threads.com/@peter_stefanovic_lawyer/post/DMhZSN_otV3/video-this-is-probably-going-to-be-the-biggest-moment-since-the-internet-was-created-w
>In the most extreme circumstances there is a named individual in each of the tech companies and they can be held criminally liable, yes for a prison sentence too
LOCK HIRO UP
>>213122350i'm not a tranny thoughever
blasting out VPNs (velocious pooey nuggets)
>>213122360>dear japan, please kindly do the needful m8 and give us Hiro, thanksI don't think thisi s going to be as easy as he things
>>213122369Do you take estrogen or have you taken it in the past?
>all of these UK users with unverified ages
janny, are you ok? you ok? you ok janny?
>>213122351You could find another woman then. Maybe the Latvian has some female friends that you could meet.
I NOW VOTE TO DECLARE FRANCE THE WINNER OF ALL ARGUMENTS VS BRITOIODS IN 4CHAN. SAY I.
rorke all for protecting the children and stomping out degeneracy... until it threatens to restrict access to his pedo cartoon website
>>213122360politicians are such mongs. yes you're definitely going to go and prosecute all the people in different countries who own porn and porn-adjacent websites aren't you, you definitely have the resources and jurisdiction for that.
>>213122400I'm just glad the UK will vote the tories back in and put a stop to the mass immigration!
>>213122390no
>>213122408Isn't that what trannies eat? How should I know
I'm quite alright about underaged people being kept off 4chan
more that alright actually
Donโt need porn sites Iโll just wank to ASMR on YouTube
hate myself for the fact i 100% age verify myself on 4chan if they implemented it
however i swear i will not use a single other website ever again which has implemented it
>>213122351thought you shagged her?
>>213122427How did you get a female bff? I want one.
>>213122360hate that Peter Kyle bastard
he wants to add 2 hour daily screen limits for kids too
>>213122447>however i swear i will not use a single other website ever again which has implemented itspoken like a true addict
>first used 4chan when i was 9 years old
>saw my first beheading video when i was 10
>i am nod 29 years old
explains a lot actually
>>213122447Youโre actually a retard if you use the verification shite. It would probably be very easy to get around
Did you have to login with your RealID to keep posting?
>>213122436i don't think underage people are interested in anything that doesn't have a person doing a dance in the background
Can't believe it's finally gone
Well lads, I'm going to the toilbuilding I suppose
>>213122398I don't want to find another gfberg, lad
>>213122455Who the fuck types like that
And on a fucking Wednesday
>>213122260The fuck's the matter with you???
>>213122456childhood friend who lived in my neighborhood. she was a tomboy and is mostly a lesbian now
can't believe I made a funny joke about that lad's norman slip-up and nobody laughed
I'm the intelligentest man on the /brit/ and nobody cares
>>213122487ofcom apologises to you for not implementing these restrictions earlier
If 4chan gets blocked I will get a VPN and pass. I like this shithole too much to leave it behind. I tried using plebbit last year and the place is utter cancer.
>>213122487sorry your parents are shit
>>213122516i knew there was a catch lol
>>213122533Did your parents supervising your computer time
It's crazy that niggas don't use a VPN on the internet at all times ngl
>>213122360WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN
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Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
>>213122519>most intelligent man*second
after me of course
>>213122545my computer was in the den so yeah there was usually someone around
we also only had one shared computer until I was a teenager
>>213122351>very fucking touchy and makes every fucking excuse possible to talk to meand your complaining that a woman (possibly attractive) wants to fuck you?
>>213122509Left her name in the screenshot m8
>>213122533i knew more about computers/the internet at that age than my parents
>>213122565sorry you had shit parents
>>213122555this but unironically
I wish my dad was a rapist. not as in raping me, but raping other people
>>213122589', as they say
>>213122509Sofia Jansons will NOT be happy about this one
>>213122581and what?
>>213122585they were but in a different way
>>213122594Any particular reason?
>>213122420Then they'll force ISPs to ban them, simple
>>213122616>and what?and so none of their filters/blocks would have stopped me.
mummy is just a hole! a stinky hole!
incel weights finished
POWER!!!
might go for an incelwalk now
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A successful shopping trip
Aubergine looked a bit peaky might need scranning today
>>213121954Number 5 me. Blank man with a blank mind
>>213122635>there will be a job where all you do is find porn that doesn't do age verification and tell ISPs to block the sitethey will pay someone actual money to do that job
Queer Bummer looking weaker than ever before right now
remember my dad telling me off for searching "hand sex" when I was about 10 but that was the last time he tried to correct my behaviour
>>213122612If she wants to sex strike then sheโll cave before I will
right lads hand the passports over, weโll take โgoodโ care of them
>In the most extreme cases, with the agreement of the courts, Ofcom will be able to require payment providers, advertisers and internet service providers to stop working with a site, preventing it from generating money or being accessed from the UK.
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/online-safety-act-explainer/online-safety-act-explainer#how-the-act-will-be-enforced
It's over
>>213122668its called a rutabaga mate
>>213122640sounds like they also didn't socialize you at all or have any real respect or regard for you so you had no respect or regard for them
isn't that nice? your family fits in well with the majority of other retards
>>213122568Married woman
>>213122570>>213122603That's fine, lads
>>213122667Oh my name was blocked out
>>213122667She clearly wants a shag from Canslad
>>213122668Dangerous day to be an Aubergine
do you have loicense for posting in /brit/?
my first wank was to adventure time rule34 didnt start wanking to real people until a year or so later
searching linkedin for sofia jansons
>>213122689I ainโt giving my password to some random website
>>213122699>child rebels and wants to see things he isnt supposed to see>REE YOUR PARENTS FAILED YOU AND YOU HAVE NO RESPECT REEEEEEok bud
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carrot and rutabaga with the sunday roast
>>213122731you're only furthering my point
Sad boring manchild hour is it?
>>213122715with your bumhole around ay? aha i'm saying you put aubergines up your bumhole in case that wasn't clear
>>213122723She's Latvian so it will be Sofija, Sonja or something like that.
hope you lads are all embarrassed about your behaviour yesterday. you should know nothing ever happens
>>213122577we do the fwb thing here and there but a relationship never stuck
https://pornbiz.com/post/17/the_scam_of_age_verification#11
love this article and all the comments i stand with the coomer community in this trying time
>>213122741Well youโre here so I suppose so
>>213122762Done that freak
>>213122751there incels here are like hysterical women. they're always like it about everything
leftypol being all lefty and eggstatic about the porn ban
Iโm start to thinking my brother is only my half brother and that my mumโs longtime friend is actually his dad
>>213122797learn to speak properly or don't post here
>>213122798thought the leftypol types loved porn, sex workers and all that
>>213122798leftypol sure loves their tranny porn, for being a bunch of fake communists
>>213122818Sex workers good. Sex worker clients bad.
Keep up.
werent you lot meant to be kicked out of here or something
>>213122818he's trying to reconcile his beliefs with his porn problem
>>213122699Bizarre post, can tell you're projecting a lot
>>213122839keir starmer is allowing us to stay an extra week
>>213122847can tell you were "raised" the same way
most people are
that's why the world is full of shithead morons
I donโt want to move to another country to escape this hell, because that would make me a filthy immigrant. I want to fix this country. Letโs do it, lads.
>>213122875that's making ppl unsafe
Have to watch an episode of Adolescence to earn a wank credit for my porn license
>>213122868Can tell you're projecting
>>213121763>Law from 2023>MUST BE LABOUR'S FAULTlol
Not that Labour is any less in favour of making the internet into a kindergarten, but this specific situation is objectively the Tories's fault
>>213122893yes the fact that I was raised to have regard for other people and I am disgusted by being surrounded by people who have none means I'm projecting
sure
I'm sure you know what that means
westminster palace does seem super fucking comfy
is the floor plan public information? are there secret rooms? doesn't it have multiple bars inside
i feel so sorry for you lads, gonna miss ya
>>213122912Can tell you're projecting
>>213122887People should be responsible for their own safety, and them only.
any good porn websites without age verification?
>>213122923They been leaving and saying goodbye now for 8 months. Get out the door already you cunts
>visa and mastercard censor games from being bought
>now sites are being restricted
What the hell is going on?
>>213122926post it again!
All right, all right. Break it up.
Everyone show me your ID's please.
>>213122900Labour didnโt stop it so theyโre both at fault.
>>213122941Judeo-atheist moralism
>>213122941nothing rorke. don't think about it
Need to stick my tongue straight up her rectum.
>>213122941(((they))) are cracking down
time to invest in btc
>>213122941*Checks your id *
Youre going on the list sonny jim
>>213122936/gif/ is a mere click away
>>213121718You can, it's called boycott.
>>213122941LIVING ME BEST LIFE
>>213122961Hawaiian citizen? Everything looks in order. Move along, then.
>>213122922As far as we know there are no intentionally secret rooms, but there are concealed rooms due to weird quirks of rebuilds over the centuries
https://www.parliament.uk/business/news/2020/february/secret-doorway-rediscovered/
chances of rorke staying strong and resisting the urge to upload a selfie to watch porn for the remaining 50 years of his miserable existence
>>213121753It's the site blocking though, not the government.