Thread 213120161

the singing ringing tree of burnley edition

eating the earths core

the fact is we used to dig coal together

ever gotten so minced that you were hospitalised lads?
i did once because someone kept refilling my beer and i hadn't the wherewithal to say no

>>213120195
no i throw up immediately if i have too much to drink

ant at the gym lifting an artificial leaf

>>213120195
Yeah went on a bender during the 2016 euros and my legs swole up and i ended up in hospital on a banana bag

sisterberg's dating an irishman with a silly irish name like keiran o'doolahan or some shit

>>213120225
are you and your sister black?

how does british society even function when they have a parliament doing business in a medieval haunted palace

>>213120225
perhaps if they get married you could become an honourary irishman

>>213120225
Kieran O’Dildoman

>>213120237
no lad
>>213120241
my family is already about half irish diaspora if you must know

>>213120195
No but only because the ambulance was going to take about 6 hours to show up.

>>213120239
the scottish parliament sits here

>>213120258
found out recently that people in other countries, even other states within australia, have to pay thousands for an ambulance ride
how very dystopian indeed, glad i'm queenslander

slicing open the underside of my penis and gaping it with a poo

>>213120242
Founder of Dildo, Newfoundland

>>213120260
>>213120239
the welsh parliament meets in this bus station

>>213120260
oh cool another repurposed palace, but smaller and shittier

>>213120260
If only. The real thing is so gay.

i injected my knee with 120ccs of faeces

>>213120278
>>213120260
>>213120239
and the nothern ireland assembly meets here which feels very eastern european

>>213120277
Erm ackchyually Dildo was named by the venerable Captain James Cook

>>213120268
I'm on a vpn, the NHS is just shit. I didn't even know about it until the next afternoon.

>>213120225
prob means he's middle class so already better than your family be grateful

>>213120260
I thought the Scottish parliament sat in this clown show of a ‘building’

scottish parliament sits here in this ugly shack in edinburgh

>>213120277
your country was created by us

lower your tone

know you like to image and fantasize about being militarily amazing

relax, guy

>>213120313
probably came here and earned permanent residency by toiling on a farm for 2 years, many such cases

>>213120318
the so-called Athens of the north

youtubeberg has somehow found a way to get through my adblocker, worrisome

>>213120328
least he wasnt deported as a fucking convict

tone >>>>>>>>>>>>>> lower

>>213120318
what about those decaying neoclassical buildings in the background

>>213120318
On a tour once they told us the bamboo on the windows was to stop people throwing stones into them. Didn't make much sense at the time, I'm sure that's not the reason.

>making a thread on /sp/
>300 second timer before I can post
sort it out gookmoot

creating a mug out of poo and drinking warm diarrhea out of it

>>213120341
use firefox and ublock

>>213120354
poo screaming

>>213120345
t. seamus mco'flannery

>>213120323
i dont have a problem with this. it's just the appropriate setting for modern politics the same way the older buildings were appropriate for the 1700s

going to go for my shower then go to the asda

>>213120362
using brave and ublock even though brave is supposed to have built-in adblock, they've penetrated two layers of defence like

>>213120371
its seamus flaherty ackchooually

>>213120384
i use youtube premium

>>213120384
brave is built on chrome, that's how they breached it
still works for me

Can't believe I've woken up and 4chan has been banned from the UK and now I'm hallucinating the poo posts that gave comfort

I use a desktop client app to watch youtube so I never have to see ads

>>213120318
the beautiful thing about this building is that it doesnt actually distract from the ancient buildings on the hill

they couldnt use those buildings because they're not fit for purpose for modern meetings etc but they also couldn't just replicate them because that would distract from the ancient meaning of the old ones and thats where power an priorties really lie. they dont actually want anything to chage

>>213120346
Can’t tell if you’re asking about the National Monument of Scotland in silhouette, or the older-looking actual building just below

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-bfe8d0c8-c977-483c-a074-c15fafb654e8

grinds my fucking gears this half the women dont give a monkeys about id checks they just want porn banned full stop

>>213120424
what if you want to watch youtube on your phone or your telly?

>4chan still accessible
>plenty of porn sites still accessible
So uh was that it then?

>>213120435
dunno as I do neither of those
maybe pihole would do the trick

>>213120434
why is it easier for women to do wanks strictly from imagination or just friction of their hands or shower head when men need visual stimulation

>>213120375
going to shower in poo then go to india

scotcucks very pleased with their circus tent of a parliament building

>>213120424
I just pay for YouTube Premium

dont know why any man would put their name to this. it's just saying 'i'm a wanker'

here we all are then. the lads

>>213120453
post the English parliament

>>213120464
Everyone wanks to porn mate it's hardly a revelation

>>213120475
Got converted into a mosque

Damn nothing ever does happen doesnt it

You lot watch the new south park? Pretty funny episode

genuinely don't think children visit porn until they're ready.

it's like saying a 3 year old might accidentally start watching the home shopping channel or a 50 year old man might start watching bluey . it's not their context. it's not relevant to them

send them all back

>>213120504
nah im not a gimp
had plenty of pro-israeli shit in it im sure too

lads the age verification thing is already live on reddit
what a load of fucking SHITE

>>213120523
lmao you voted for Trump

>>213120480
ye but his actual point is moot since everyone knows he just wants to so a free and easy wank so theres not rally any point in him contributing

>>213120504
I've always been a South Park fan, but god damn, Matt and Trey really out did themselves this time

>>213120526
get a vpn

>>213120464
It’s a pretty bad slippery slope from what they’re pushing now to not being allowed to do anything online without your logging into your digital ID and having the government put all of everyone’s activities into a giant AI-monitored database. Porn and antisemitism today, total panopticon tomorrow

>>213120531
no i didnt. i never fell for that pedo's tricks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiPqUjLMuA8

desperado

why dont you come to your senses

(did you know don henley, the drummer, wrote this song as well as hotel california

>>213120513
Came across a pack of playing cards with porn pictures when I was like 10. Found them weird and scary so threw them in a hedge

>>213120544
lmao you voted for Trump twice

desperado to fit in

>>213120521
*bowden voice* CLEAR THEM OUT

>>213120526
is that for the entire site or just when you try to visit porn boards?

>>213120536
What I find funny is Trump released a rant claiming "The Left hates South Park, but they love it now that it's anti-Trump." South Park attacks *everything*. If it doesn't occasionally offend you, that's alarming. If anything most American criticism of it comes from conservatives pearl clutching.

when is fascism coming back lads? it's the only way to get rid of wogs

pooperado

>>213120556
just because you say so doesn't mean it's true bud

>>213120425
I don’t think I agree with the philosophy behind that decision, but I’ll hand it to you that you’ve served up a nice hot take. I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone have anything nice to say about those buildings, so it’s interesting to get some perspective on why they are the way they are

>>213120587
lmao this guy voted for Trump

>>213120504
I'm glad they're doing the real face image thing again.

>>213120578
spain was fascist for longer than any other country, and, well...

>>213120598
who cares

If I were a yank I would have voted trump 3 times

/brit/ more like /shit/
more like /goodriddance/

had my shower
just gonna let my hair dry for a few then i'm off for my groceries

don't know how leftypols are so blind to ignore the fact that literally all declinations of quality of life are directly correlated with the presence of non-whites

roar

I'M NOT FUCKING LEAVING

>>213120578
social democracy begets socialism/communism which begets fascism

>>213120614
sorry what did you say?

>>213120629
wogs bad

One day the Scottish bullying in this general will end

>>213120447
They don't. If a woman wants to get off they just answer one of the 10 messages from different men they get each day. Men just don't have that option, usually.

>>213120588
it's easy to tell that the cluster fuck of design decisions mixes with the already higgledy piggledy lower skyline. there's a reason it doesn't break the horizon or serve up any singular striking column like the ruins in the back ground

the scotland/edinburgh of today's elite is the still the same scotland/edinburgh of david hume or whoever

>>213120384
firefox + ublock origin + pfblockerng in pfsense

>>213120628
liberal western democracy is the end no country will leave it

*does an amazing guitar solo and head bangs* fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
https://youtu.be/MQNRKX8GwPo?t=281
https://youtu.be/MQNRKX8GwPo?t=281

>>213120598
That’s not very meaningful. Spain remained only as an anachronism, after the rest of the gang had already been destroyed, a bit like North Korea sticking around as a communist state after the fall of the USSR, or Canada still being stuck in BLM LGBT Woke shit today after the woke has been put away.

Franco sucked anyway. It should have been José Antonio Primo de Rivera.

>>213120672
>womens sports

the only thing is that if i go to asda now, will they have all the fresh veg out yet?

Business idea: British Social Republic, led by a National Socialist Republican Party.

hate that when forens say brits they mean english

>>213120671
>Franco sucked anyway. It should have been José Antonio Primo de Rivera.
This.

Jose Antonio, PRESENTE!

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>213120705
your own fault

>>213120685
don't know

Currently browsing

anything with a Big Black Cock blowjobs, fucking, cumming, solo, reacting to BBC, anything as long as it includes BBC

on /gif/ to celebrate the online safety act failing

>>213120685
maybe

Funny, I was ranting about the video nasty ban a few days back, said Anglos can't live without banning shit. It's like a collective tic of that nation.
And here we are.

>>213120745
Sanjay is full of vim and vinegar this morning

i dont think ive ever seen the hill of edinburgh castle without this stadium built atop it despite the act that this is very clearly temporary scaffolding. this is worse than the scottish parliament. if they're guilty of anything it's not fully committing. a more determined and independent nation would simply have built their national stadium on this hillbut nah we pussyfoot , please no one by trying to please everyone

Sir Adolf Hitler
Sir Heinrich Himmler
Sir Joseph Goebbels
Sir Alfred Rosenberg
Sir Joachim von Ribbentrop
Sir Reinhard Heydrich
Sir Rudolf Hess
Sir Hermann Goering
Sir Walter Model
Sir Wilhelm Frick
Sir Karl Doenitz
Sir Albert Speer
Sir Arthur Seyss-Inquart
Sir Horst Wessel
Sir Benito Mussolini
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Sir Oswald Mosley
Sir Jose Antonio Primo de Rivera
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Sir Corneliu Codreanu
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Sir Ferenc Szalasi
Sir Hristo Lukov
Sir Rodolfo Graziani

Sneaky Asda

>>213120801
Saving you honey?

London Borough Offers Half-Price Lime Bike Rides to Asylum Seekers

>>213120801
wow check that Porte-cochère

asdas are built so much more thoughtfully than tescos. terry leahy should be hanged

>>213120790
those the knights of the round table?

>>213120848
nah original members of the order of the garter

isn't it funny that a bear likes honey

tick tock bongshitters

>>213120867
Just 2 more weeks!

Imagination wanks are the way to do it.

>>213120876
just two more weeks

lads why am i still here

>>213120863
both are plant extracts

Still can't believe he's gone, bros.

>>213120881
Just to suffer?

Canslad has been a very good lad this week. No cans during the middle of the week. None at all, lads. Noneo n Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday or Friday.

So guess what's Canslad is doing this evening?

>>213120848
The Knights of the Swastika Table

>>213120891
so twinkish and yet such manly sausage fingers

did you have to submit your IDs yet?

>>213120902
fake canslad. you cant just post with his name because you have a irish flag

canslad drank every night and died

>>213120902
>Friday
Thursday you retarded fucking cunt

>>213120916
Lad, I don't drink daily. That was something spaino made up
Along with the fact that the Latvian is actually my 24/7 carer who apparently bathes my sweaty balls which, I have to say, isn't a bad famtasy.

A successful shopping trip
Aubergine looked a bit peaky might need scranning today

haven't had a drink in over a week, and it was a solitary can i had left over from the previous night's pissup

>>213120906
lol

OIGAYBOY

leftypol playing no mans sky
rorke playing freelancer

>>213120911
you know what they say about men with sausage fingers...

>>213120954
no i don't actually

>>213120933
How the fuck did you finish your shopping in under 10 minutes

>wake up
>fancy a wank
>i must upload my id or my face
???

>>213120967
they have sausage toes

>>213120975
No license. No wank.

get the bumhole fingered

This is what happened to us, former conquerors of the world

it was nice of them to introduce /brit/bots so we can still simulate our friends' presences

>>213120968
it's 7am and i went in with a plan

>>213121017
the legacy of the british empire lives on in us
*cracks tinny and snarls at foreigners on tv*

I give her all my love
That's all I do
And if you saw my love
You'd love her too
I love her
She gives my everything
And tenderly
The kiss my lover brings
She brings to me
And I love her

>>213121006
Full force of the law!

oh why won’t anyone think of the safety!!
t. everywoman in politics

>>213121019
So true…

7:20am and local ruffians are out in the street shouting into their mobile phones already.

still can't believe hogan's gone

so this is rorke

*enters /brit/*

Sir Sharon Osbourne

>>213121078
It's been over 9 years mate

>>213121006
Why does he look like Hannah Gadsby

got the new car :)

haha mad that

>>213121117
bit weird posting that ngl

>>213121117
dont know who that is

fuck sake. no sooner has mumberg been bag her holibobs and she's already bringing cakes into the house making me fat as shit again

britain is so weird
it's too big and important a country to be as stable as it has been

the toil freaks are off to toil

>>213121147
not me i'm on annual leave
neetfreaks will never know this feel

>>213121079
Funny that right is what women would look like if they stopped caring about their hair, stopped wearing makeup, etc

Haven't even been to sleep yet me

>>213121168
not good lad

>>213121117
fuck off you tranny obsessed weirdo

>>213121147
Looking forward to the toil, today, lad.
One of the girls has a birthday so a few of us are going out for a pint or two at lunch (paid of course)

>>213121162
Yon can go on two weeks holidays in Ireland if you're on bennies and they'll stop your claim for those two weeks

>>213121147
nah i can stay in until 10 because managerbergess is off and other managerberg is a slacker so he doesnt care

>>213120933
zesty

last incel weight sesion for the week

>>213121162
proto gf looks exactly like this

Speaking of tranny weirdos, does Amer still post here?

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checked the porn sites. they're all blocked. time for a vpn.

>>213121117
sad

what are the most interesting time periods in history for you lads

>he's on annual leave
>it's a beautiful sunny day
>he's still here at 7.30am posting pictures of men pretending to be women

>>213121216
doxxable information

CÎROC™ ULTRA-PREMIUM VODKA :
“THE ART OF CELEBRATION”

>>213121144
The modern UK state has only been around for 104 years. Only a matter of time before Ireland unites and Scotland leaves. Can't see Wales staying alone with England.

>>213121216
we're not australia lad we've had millennia of interesting history
this is a footnote of an addendum

>>213121216
For me it's the 1800s

>>213121216
prefer not to say

just masturbated haven't i

Explore your perks with Shell GO+

Wow! So once again nothing happened

What a surprise!

why does he do it everyday at half 7

>>213121235
>wanking at 7:30am
ffs

Nuuu~!! Not da age vewification~!! How wiww ouw bwave hewo get his daiwy dose of tentacwe snuggwes and foxgiwws wif impossibwy bouncy physics?! Dis is an attack on fweedom!!! What’s next?? Making me pwove I'm not 12 befowe I can acwess my sacred 87 tab cowwection of shy dragon maid fanawt in compromising positions?!

>>213121240
try any of your usual porn sites lad, they're blocked.

>>213121216
the american revolution

still here then?

Good morning UK chads
Get fucked JF cucks

>>213121228
so whats your favourite weirdo

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>>213121244
i always wank before toil

>>213121216
for me it was the year of my birth 1991
where would the world be without me? i dread to think

whats are some lesser known porn sites that arent blocked

>>213121216
Wasn’t always this way, but probably from the High Medieval to Early Modern periods these days

dtfic becoming desperate for (you)s

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>>213121252
don't bully me it's 7am and i haven't learned to read properly

>>213121263
4chan.org/gif/

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>213121263
doesnt seem like xhamster are complying. not sure how theyll get away with it

bet the tories who passed that shite have their fingers in multiple VPN company pies

Will be interesting to see how the normies react, they won't want to admit missing Pornhub but most of them won't know how to get around it

>>213121263
going to have to do better than that ofcom lad

Had a dream I was 18 again and at a party with everyone I was in sixth form with, but I was a loser in my dream too and pulled an Irish goodbye after 20 minutes because no-one would talk to me

What's the story with the 4chan?
It is getting blocked there in the UK at the end of the month or do you just need to upload your telly license to view it so the government can track if you're a fan of the cans or against the cans and a bad person?

reddit is seething because steam banned porn games

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>213121293
I wonder if there’ll be any change to the fertility rate on account of people needing find a real girl to goon into

based

reminder if you ever see a gr*y squirrel you must do your duty and kill it

>>213121263
pornxp

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>213121291
xhamster's blocked lad it's asking me for age verification. just going to sign up to nordVPN i reckon.

anything worth watching

>>213121324
it says sign up but also no id required

feel a bit hungover
might "work" from home today

>>213121305
Whilst I disagree with Mastercard and VISA having a say in what Steam puts on its platform, those games are very noncey and weird. So fuck em.

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>213121324
Don't do nord
do Mullvad
nord is shitty and keeps logs

So this is it. The last /grit/

take the imagination wank pill

first step is to make you get a license for porn
the second step is to ban it completely
the feminists want you desperate enough to fuck their blue haired asses

>>213121270
weird little freak

>>213121246
chaturbate works

Honour the ancestors.

>>213121312
nigga that’s nuts

>>213121357
government is so pathetic. it's like that one gimp teacher trying to control a class of 16 year olds

Right, toilberg hasn't been on teams yet since yesterday
This means that there's a chance toilberg is at home today with his family who shite at home now since the kids are off school

/brit/ lend me your fucking prayers, lads. I want a day free of toilberg so I can start doing shots with the interns at lunch

bedroom window wank on the cards

>>213121216
Post-Roman, Pre-Norman Great Britain

poo time

>>213121368
fucking hell your life is painfully boring
do you have a life outside work?

nerf pig

>>213121263
Motherless

xvideos still works lads

xnxx works

ur mum still works

>>213121216
Renaissance Italy, Early Modern, Age of Sail. Euros were killing it for 4-500 years there.

>>213121400
>>213121403
blocked thanks :)

Other general I post in is seething I wasn't blocked

got a little under 2tbs of porn downloaded. mainly JAV

>>213121216
Early Republican Rome.
Late Empire Rome against the Huns.
NS Gerrmany.
Italian Social Republic.

>>213121263
Have you tried going to one of those irl porno theatres like in taxi driver

Might learn how Tor works

>>213121246
>usual porn sites
Not a pervert, doesn't affect me

>>213121405
mogs london to death

>>213121413
my mother is ancient and grappling with the onset of menopause

feel sick

>>213121434
https://1337x.to/popular-xxx

>>213121405
i was watching these parkour and escaping polic in new york videos and its mental how theres just layers and layers of forgotten little structures inbetween all the buildings, random secret corridors and doors and everything that no ones seen in years

>>213121293
>most of them won't know how to get around it
It's not 2010 anymore everyone knows how to use a vpn

>>213121434
'

>>213121434
How safe is it?
Known about it since 2010 or so but never used it as I'm a pussy lol

chaturbate has fallen

>>213121434
literally just download it, find a link for the hiddenwiki and get the drugs bought
but you're not there for the drugs, are you?

>>213121434
>download tor as you would firefox or Google Chrome
>click one button (connect)
>start watching porn in german
Extremely easy and simple. I checked it works last night, it does.

>>213121439
And it’s not even close

>>213121457
It's literally just a browser, just don't go on .onion sites if youre worried

>>213121462
*Waits 20 minutes for a 5 minute video to load*

>>213121457
it's just the internet but with layers of encryption there's nothing inherently unsafe about it
but obviously given that parts of it are unregulated there is illegal content to be found and loads of scammers

>>213121462
He needs to learn about bridges idiot

>Oi mate where is your wanking loicense

Absolute pathetic shithole kek

why are you still here?

>>213121107
WHO WANKED?!??

we've just been soy wojaked by a turkroach

2010... now that was a year.

>BNP at its peak
>MW2 and Black Ops
>GTA Episodes from Liberty City
>just before smartphones completely took over
>could go days without seeing a darkie
>post-recession electro and dance music

>>213121491
He really thought we were all getting blocked and now he's fuming lol

>>213121486
The ones who are still posting caved in and unironically shared their IDs with the government.

Imagine being so addicted to 4chan that you're willing to get cucked by your own country kek

>>213121246
can you go on /s/?

>He really thought we were all getting blocked and now he's fuming lol

>>213121491
Brit on holiday mate

>>213121391
I post here, lad

thinking about those tatu girls

>>213121481
You've been seething at us for hours, take a break mate lol

get the new made

Remember gooners....crisis is another word for opportunity

mfw the govt leaks the porn data to the taliban

>>213121533
i still dont believe there are people without internal dialogue

protonvpn is free

>>213121524
Cry more cunt boo hoo

>>213121529
;)

my cold hands are creating a very displeasing pooing experience

>>213121533
That'll only help the Paki rape gangs because if they find any record of porn on their internet, the courts will rule that the raped children were mature enough to have sexual desires

>>213121533
those tired eyes remind me of the this motherfucker ain't real airplane lady

A Labubu was left on Karl Marx’s grave.

>>213121501
Literally not even true

>>213121527

>>213119702
>>213119702
>>213119702
>>213119702

JFs SEETHING over their premature celebrations of our demise omds

So here we are, the final day

>>213121533
What if they leak to the Taliban the porn data of the 800,000 Afghans they brought to Britain? This is serious!

>>213121595
It's just banter mate, don't be so sensitive

>>213121599
4 minutes left until y'all are gone

>>213121632
Obviously that won't happen

>>213121516
>when the first day of the month is not a banking day and your neet bux come “late”

>>213120968
It's 7am and I went in with a plan

>>213121079
>tfw no FtM chud gf