Literally fixing all problems

>humbled completely by the special operation
>"it's time you lended us your assistance and admitted us as 5th columnists, eurobros!"

>>213121197 (OP)
Based... so fucking zased....

You fucking nigger, Canada is our clay.

>>213121197 (OP)
Russia in the EU? That would be a beautiful sight!

>>213122149
Not anymore

>>213121197 (OP)
Canada Russia Georgia and Armenia arent european and never will be, pig.

>>213121197 (OP)
Based

>>213121197 (OP)
This would require Russia not to be a dictatorship.

EU is big enough but if it had to expand it shouldnt include the caucasus shitholes and definitely not russia. None of these are europe

>>213122299
And how the fuck is canada even there

>>213122149
They don't fucking want us since we elected a big talking underdelivering retard.

>>213122299
>>213121197 (OP)
EU - Eurasian Union, chud.

How the fuck is Russia not european

>>213121197 (OP)
I think we will see Turkey joining the EU before Russia, sadly

>>213122344
You are a Jew

>>213122393
>"Oh my Reddit, Russian will never be European. No heckin' way! It's a dictatorship! However Mohammed down the street who barely speaks english, has a foreign religion, dress up his wife in a trash bag is more European than you'll ever be HIVan"

Russia shouldn't be European because it's a multicultural mutt empire with Chechens and Tatars in it. Make a white slavic Russia and we'll let you in.
>then France and the UK shouldn't be European either
Exactly

>>213122485
It's like tards claiming the uk isnt european either because they're an island or something. I thought everyone had the same understanding that the urals is what splits the european "continent" from asia.

>>213122538
Southern Italians are more violent than Chechens and Tatars are the chillest guys in the world.

>>213122538
>tf
>tp

>Since 2018, a new mosque has been opened in Turin every year. Local Muslims still prefer to pray on the streets of the city.
>According to the Italian Confederation of Muslims, over the past seven years, the number of Islamic places of worship in the city has grown from 17 to 25.

is the orange man still coming after greenland? been a while since i've heard some updates. maybe he realised invading and threatening other NATO countries is fucking retarded

>>213121197 (OP)
I wonder how adding 200 extra million people would change the balances of the european parliament. Russia would become the country with the most MPs in this scenario. France and Germany wouldn't approve.

>>213123114
Oh fuck I just noticed Japan is there too

>>213123187
And nobody noticed that fucking Alaska is there for some reason while the rest of the US isn't. How does that make sense? Are the Russians going to buy it back?

>>213121197 (OP)
Russians are too brown and asian to be part of Europe

>>213122474
Jews are the one group that actually get what they wanted out of trump

>>213123282
You have Portugal anf Finland in eu

>>213122587
I know someone who visited chechnya. He got a gun pointed to his head. Most violent people in the world

It would unironically be easier to integrate Russia into the EU than Canada.

>>213123395
They're much whiter than russians. Even turks are whiter than russians

>>213122393
Because of the Russians.

>>213122393
A Russian will always insist he's European in the company of indians and Chinese.
But when in the company of Europeans he's a proud Russian, not a weak European.

>>213122559
It is, but most of Russia is on the wrong side of the Urals.
Turkey is actually in an identical situation. The accepted border of Europe goes through the Bosporus, so is Turkey European because it holds eastern Thracia? Most Europeans would probably say no.

>>213121197 (OP)
>sole purpose of EU is to defend from russia
>invite Russia
Lmao

>>213123255
>Are the Russians going to buy it back?
Yes, on EU gibs.

>>213121197 (OP)
>GB in EU
>Norway in EU
>Russia in EU
>Canada in EU
>Turkey still not in EU
lol, Lmao even

>>213124326
japan got in the EU before turkey

>>213121197 (OP)
why did you add us there? we're not european, we;re indian

>>213123748
This is a fake problem for a number of reasons: population wise Russia is overwhelmingly European and the EU already has sparsely populated big territories far from Europe proper like French Guyana.

The real problem with Russia is that it's too big and powerful and it's not likely that it would accept to follow the directives from Bruxelles.

>>213123114
Well technically the number of MPs one country can have is capped, so they'll just have as many as Germany most likely

>>213123255
The Alaskans secede to join France

>>213124820
Vggggh le giga qvebec home

>>213121197 (OP)
I want do have sex with those borders.

>>213124899
This is not the 4th reich calm down

>>213121197 (OP)
Maybe once the EU stops being a soulless globalist tool created only to enable third world mass-migration for the destruction of the only homelands that white people have.

>>213123350
You are a Jew

I see what you did there.

>>213121350
>humbled completely by the special operation
what???

EU is a bunch of delusional chihuahua states with terminal narcissism. They will never be relevant.

>>213125499
I wish we were as relevant as Russia

>>213121197 (OP)
>canada enters the eu
>every single country instantly collapses as hundreds of millions of indians flood in

>>213125542
remember what they took from you?
all it takes to be relevant is getting that back...

>>213121197 (OP)
a mcdonalds worker in the us will still make more than a doctor in germany btw

>>213121197 (OP)
log off hivan

>>213125655
How much money as a percentage of his salary will a McDonald's employer pay for food + rent + taxes + tip?

>>213125625
SAAR DO NOT TEMPT THEM

>>213121197 (OP)
You know Alaska is American right?

>>213125801
alaska is russian territory

>>213121197 (OP)
Absolutely disgusting

>>213122559
Us being an island plays into it but I think a lot of the 'UK isn't European' sentiment also comes from how widespread English culture is thanks to the Anglosphere and also the shittiness of the UK in comparison to other countries in Europe. Because of a shared language and more similar culture I believe Americans/Canadians/etc view it with an air of familiarity while continental countries like France and Germany are viewed as more 'foreign'. I'd say there's also an expectation of some kind of sophistication with European countries that's lost when viewing the UK as an English speaker from elsewhere because they have direct access to our news with no language barrier, exposure to and greater understanding of some of our less pleasant people through the shared language and perhaps the biggest thing, UK culture, people and architecture is ugly and lacks sophistication that people expect when they have this idealised Downtown Abbey view of the country in their head.
I would like to consider myself European but realistically wouldn't. I've never travelled abroad but even I have this idea of the continental countries being better and more refined and I'm sure it's probably right. If you're not native to the continent then being European should be a privilege.

>>213123114
technically yeah, but EU Parliament has a min and max of 6 and 96 respectively. Idk why Russia would agree to that though considering they have twice the pop of germany, and germany is the worst represented country already

>>213125715
If a McDonald's worker earns $20/hour:

They’ll spend about 30–31% of their gross salary on rent, food, taxes, and tips

Or about 38% of their net salary on those same essentials


Remaining net income: $2,806 - $1,065 = $1,741/month, which offers some breathing room for savings, transportation, or other costs.

>>213124456
Russia also would leech off the cohesion fund/gibs and blackmail all EU foreign policy Hungary style.

>>213126014
i cant even be happy that this guy is so blissfully unaware of how shitty america is. i make 16.75 and usually have like 5 dollars left at the end of the month.

>>213126014
>They’ll spend about 30–31% of their gross salary on rent, food, taxes, and tips
You severely underestimate American rent and taxes, that's not some Eastern Euro shithole where you can rent a room for a bowl of rice.

>>213121197 (OP)

>>213121197 (OP)
>Russia and Canada joining the EU
>Literally fixing all problems

>>213122393
>>213122485
>>213122559
if you would please consult the map

>>213126248
Zamn, Greece is BIG!!!

>>213123466
I feel so bad for ethnic Asian niggas in Russia, they're so fucking nice despite being treated like third class subhuman cannonfodder. Chechnya should be treated like the far east does, those faggots deserve it at least. Or better yet, Russia collapses and all the hostage nations do their own thing without Moscow.

>>213121197 (OP)
That wouldn't be a european union anymore though

>>213126318
>>213122347

>>213125466
The Russians have been humbled by the "special military operation" in Ukraine.

>>213126014
ty chatgpt

>>213126354
>leafs

>>213126302
Nigga, all of them are treated as a common Russian.

>>213126455
Legally yes but the Russians themselves are not fond of non-white ethnic minorities. Should I remind you of Nasha Russia, the show where Uzbek construction workers are acting as imbeciles? You would get cancelled for that show in the West. Or what about the Russians openly admitting that they rent their apartments only to people of Slavic nationality?

>>213126455
I mean not in the day-to-day but on a federal level, their regions get drained the most. Endless hordes of Buryat niggers were getting killed in 22-23 in war, no white people in sight

>>213126542
>Uzbek
They are zainichi not natives.

>>213121197 (OP)
European/Canadian = enemy

>>213126542
Uzbeks and Tajiks are really act as imbeciles here. And they're not natives. They're migrants.
Common Russian civilians have nothing against our own natives. (if they're not from the Caucasus)
>>213126549
>their regions get drained the most.
Chukotka is the largest benefactor from the federal budget. As well as many native shitholes. Some of their native regions don't even have anything to drain out.

>>213122393
they are tho

>>213126549
you need to visit tuva/buryatiya personally and get stabbed by one of those subhumans

>i added georgia and armenia but left out azerbaijan
Make it less obvious next time