dogshit early yank edish? yep. this is the one
Farting a poo out my arse iykyk
shall be going to supermacs and then having diarrhoea
>>213125643parsley is good
repost this image to die instantly
Two days of no toil is a real kick in the teeth. Might pick up a 2nd job so my income tax can be used to fund more debit cards for asylum seekers to use at the casino
Jannies expected to suffer a massive reduction in pay after the loss of valuable UK ad revenue
>>213125448>>213125462Why are you lying on the internet?
The Argentine economy is in steeper decline than ever.
The Argentine Peso has gone from being 1000 ARS = ยฃ5 down to 1000 ARS = 60p under Milei.
hope it doesnt work but you never know better to be safe
Step 1) Get the school kids caned
>>213125681>Javier Milei's presidency in Argentina has seen a significant drop in monthly inflation, with May 2025 marking a five-year low of 1.5%. This is a major victory for Milei, whose economic policies have focused on curbing inflation, which was previously a major concern for Argentinians. Annual inflation has also decreased substantially, falling from 211.4% in 2023 to 43.5% by mid-2025."and inflation" WROOOOOOOOOOONNNNGGGGGGGGGG
any 20 something year old with no direction in life man in?
British people = paki rape gang
The world is harsh and stern. A man needs to be so big and strong for this world. I feel sad
Step 2) Get the criminals killed
>>13058010If you guys want an update, my appeal was rejected and my sentence was reduced from 3 months to 2 months.
Step 3) Get the foreign criminals deported
>>213125723what u gotta do for your punishment?
>>213125697You can spam greentext paragraphs all you want
Your retarded lies down work when I know the figures and literally everyone can take 2 seconds to Google the economic decline figures, the value of the ARS, for themselves
Thatโs more than I make
interesting how the more 3rd worlders that have entered the country over recent decades, the more draconian and oppressive this country has become.
unsure if that is correlation or causation
>>213058010Didn't copy it properly.
>>213125749>>213125723I can't drive.
Neo-Nazi terrorists are smashing shop fronts in Epping
>>213125759Find it odd that police are bussing people around as counter protestors.
Step 4) Get the nuclear power stations built
>>213125759Is this a statement or command?
>>213125785it is what it is
>>213125788all wearing face-coverings too. despite that being illegal.
very curious
>>213125602I've seen this in a movie. Ask her to take them off. Bet shes well fit.
>>213125788Never happened. Must be weird being so mentally retarded that you believe everything Farage says without questioning or any degree of sentience.
Step 5) Get the factories open
Don't want to upload selfies to look at beer
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/722903
get the 'ition signed
leftypol fighting the power
>>213125787>>213125788Genuinely think "they" escalated it on purpose because st first it was mothers and concerned locals and the government cant spin that. So now its far right racists against "normal concerned left wing protesters"
the myanmar situation is insane
>>213125802>wearing face-coverings too. lie
>despite that being illegal.lie
Why do you lie on the internet?
>>213125817GCHQ
yeah arrest this man
>>213125788If faggot farage said it then it must be true
>>213125834rorke on a mad one
>>213125808[They all just had professional signs werent local and were videoed being escorted to the train station and to minibuses
>>213125800Nah man, it fucking sucks. If somebody breaks in a house and rapes someone blank point with a machete you'd be out by sunday but god forbid you go over the speedlimit. They'd never budge on that.
>>213125788>when rorke organises:)
>when leftypol organises:(
>>213125869christ - de 'berg!
>>213125861bro you were going 60 over
>>213125869looks like he's onamadone
>>213125850>These lefties print proper signs and organise, rather than using scraps of cardboard and trying to kill brown people >Could it be that us rightoids are just retarded dysgenic subhumans?>No, the government and police are all militant anarchists!
>>213125876Local people with home made signs isnt organised by some NGO
Country going to descend further and further into rioting...
What? The rapists? No I meant because WE CAN'T FUCKING WANK
>>213125900why are you defending child rapists?
>>213125889play a record that's not cryptic that's shiiiiiiit
country has gone to the dogs
Police went
>We never drove them TO the site but we did escort them on foot.
Right, where from? Was it by any chance from a place where they were bussed in? And then
>But we did drive them away in vehicles went things got heated
So you brought in counter protestors, protected them, got them to antagonise the public so you could justify arresting people and then got the counter protesters out of harms way.
>>213125891On an empty road in the motorway with only a single car appearing every 5 minutes.
Forced to wank to the bloomberg news presenter
>>213125914Strawman, I despise child rapists which is why I despise the far right and Trump
Why are you defending Nazis doing race riots and trying to smash buildings and lynch people?
>>213125819Gone up 10,000 in 12 hours
>>213125900So one is an organic protest from locals angry against crime and the state of the town. The other is professionally organised by pro immigration ngos and tacitly supported by the government?
Just to be clear
>>213125946brainless bogan
>>213125952So you supported the protest when it was concerned parents and locals?
>>213125952I despise "insert thing here" but I would never ever ever do anything to actually stop it.
>>213125966could be me :)
still got my nuts magazines under the bed might get them out if i get desperate
>>213125316>zhid and a blaqMore proof capitalism is anti-White.
>>213125952>to smash buildings and lynch people?Would those buildings be the hotels that have agreed to house illegals and those people be child rapists?
Why do you want to protect that?
wew can browse nhentai without a vpn
>>213125963No, one is organised neo-nazi terror orgs - Homeland, Patriotic Alternative, Britain First, EDL
Other side is ordinary people sick of Nazi retards who belong to anti-Nazi organisations capable of producing signs, something Nazis are apparently stunned by and unable to do themselves
I've got an honest question, if people in Gaza are suffering and dying why are they still having so many kids? Isn't it depressing to give birth and raise somebody who you know will get shot in the head by a sniper in a decade or so time.
>>213126019So this is rorke
>exhentai and pixiv still up
2D gooners won
I've seen 5 Japanese people today, you?
>>213126025Because its actually not as bad as the media portrays it as.
my cock and balls are out
>>213125971okay bootlicker
Leftylarping is the most boring gimmique
>>213126057*flicks your willy*
>>213126017So just trolling. Got it
>>213126025People have more kids the worse their lives are
https://restorationist.org.uk/liberty-lost-how-britain-became-a-cautionary-tale-on-free-speech/
7/7 on the BBC News weekly quiz
I must be the only married man on /brit/
>>213126065he started off ok but went way too hard too quickly.
they always do it
Get it signed
>Shut the migrant hotels down now and deport illegal migrants housed there
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/718406
>>213126057don't bloody think ofcom allows it
bit hungry but it's too early for lunch, reckon it's the humble meal deal for me today
>>213126066if youre both bottoms then how does anything get done
Utterly arseholed off the Victorian bitter
Spaino is really him. Himothy.
>>213126017Rape supporting SWP ghouls bussed in
Traitors
Just trying to prove a point to chatgptloving coworkerberg. Put in this prompt
>I'm playing uk monopoly. I am on go. I just rolled an 8. What did I land on, and should I buy it or not? How much?
And the dozy cunt tells me I landed on chance and have to go to jail. Refuses to accept anything else.
I tell her that it's so confidently correct about this, which anyone would assume it can look up and has read literature on enough to know chance 7 from go. But the stupid bitch just asks "How do you know chance is 7 from go?" and takes the robots side.
It always is fucking hell.
just explained to the missus that 4chan did not in fact get blocked and so we shall not be spending more time together like planned
shitposting, honey! lol
>>213126114>not even a real bitterHate Australians
>>213126124send her my way
>>213126123Use chatgpt to manipulate her into scranning your bumhole
>>213126117Theyre all just fed up locals that printed off the same signs and placards at home x
>>213126025Because having children is how your genes survive
frozen 'za for tonights zogmeal
>>213126155i just had it for breakfast
Porn sites aren't working with the Opera VPN :(
>>213126166ummm... yea :3
>>213126178Just use Tor anon and don't use sketchy chink vpns
>>213126178If you're ashamed to attach your name to the porn you're watching, maybe you shouldn't be watching it
Some websites really take the piss lads
>Click log in on top right
>Opens new tab
>Need to click log in again
>Opens a new page with a big "LOG IN" in the middle
>Click that and it finally gets to the actual log in page
>>213126178maybe now you'll finally have sex
>>213126178i literally just tried, selected usa as my country and xhamster worked fine. did you set it to be on for private tabs?
>>213126178Just use the TOR option on brave
dancing in my room to music. headphones on.
The main reason the Internet is being targeted is because the Chosenites and their chrisrian slave morality capitalist helpers know they can't control the narrative online. Free speech naturally leads to fascist thinking.
The YOOKAY ruling class literally wants the YOOKAY to be an economic zone inhabited by a mixed slave mass with no folkish unity, no ethnic conception, no cohesive history, just slaves ripe for the lot of permanent subjugation.
They want to turn us into human mulch and potentially even kill us by the million in a war against China, Iran or Russia.
They literally want to completely censor and erase all media except for state-approved liberal slop, and if they have a completely subjugated slave class, they can literally rewrite history.
Their ambitions are more terrible than what Huxley or Orwell could even conceive of.
People infected by Christian slave morality condemn National Socialism as evil. But isn't it a far greater evil to have the beautiful product of countless millennia of evolution eradicated into human mulch?
How are you guys still here?
Can you access 4chan?
We believe that the scope of the Online Safety act is far broader and restrictive than is necessary in a free society.
For instance, the definitions in Part 2 covers online hobby forums, which we think do not have the resource to comply with the act and so are shutting down instead.
We think that Parliament should repeal the act and work towards producing proportionate legislation rather than risking clamping down on civil society talking about trains, football, video games or even hamsters because it can't deal with individual bad faith actors.
Broadcasters must air view that trans women are women, says Ofcom
Media regulator warns GB News that it cannot treat the controversy as settled despite Supreme Court ruling in April
The British Empire was bad because it made it easier for migrants to come here hundreds of years later.
>>213126221got the gay porn soundtracks on?
>>213126123Itโs because you rolled a double 4, then a double 5, then you rolled a 4 to land on the chance by the red squares.
>>213126238kobbie menulog
Under Section 110, Ofcom can demand access to platforms' internal moderation systems, source code, or private recordsโbacked by the threat of ruinous fines under Section 112, and personal criminal liability under Section 176.
>>213126234We all had to hand in our driving licences and passports
Leftypol giving a smile on his photo and signing his name as he signs up for FutanariDungeon.com
>>213126241It waa bad because our leaders chose capitalist economic colonialism over depopulationist ethnic solidarity.
With the exception of Australia obviously.
>>213126273Jeez I didn't know it was that bad
>>213126273i will never make fun of china again
Gooner TL;DR: The UK government has snapped a chastity cage on your browser, and frankly, we're done fighting it. They've decided you can't be trusted with cartoons. It's over. We give up. The cage is locked, and they're holding the key.
So, the time has come. We've been ordered by UK Ofcom to bend the knee, and we are complying. The government has decided, in its infinite wisdom, that our little corner of fictional, animated art is too dangerous for you to see without their explicit permission.
Think of this as a state-mandated chastity cage for your desires. They're demanding we ID every single one of you, every single time, just for a peek. The cost, the sheer absurdity of it, is their masterstroke. It's a brilliant way to shut us down without swinging the ban hammer directly. We can't afford the toll to unlock each of you, so the cage stays firmly locked. We surrender.
They say this is about protecting you, but we all know what it's really about. It's about control. They've successfully blurred the line between harmless fantasy and real-world harm, and who are we to argue with our new masters? They've won the argument by default. This is our new reality, and we are submitting to it completely.
They demand your sensitive personal data to grant you access to drawings. It's a feature, not a bug. They want to know who you are, what you look at, and to hold that information over you. It was never about safety; it was about building a more perfect cage.
So don't bother contacting your local representatives. Don't sign petitions. It's pointless. We're certainly not fighting it anymore. The government has decided to keep you "safe" by locking away your passions. We have made the difficult, but ultimately necessary, decision to simply obey. Access to our website from your region is now permanently disabled.
Enjoy the silence. The key has been turned.
>>213126242listing to afrobashment
>>213126249Kiwis only drink carbonated fizz beer too. Embarrassing
>>213126239Bunch of wankers
>>213126209I can get onto every site I've tried except spankbang. The videos won't play but maybe that's my computer, I dunno. I don't normally use Opera.
And what about people who can't drive and don't go abroad?
Should they simply die? Live the rest of their lives without 18+ content?
>>213126273Reminder we are less free than China.
>>213126123Bet she's frothing mate, this is like the dialogue to a romance novel
>>213126293main pub near where I grew up was called the Fox & Duck so this made me extra happy :)
>>213126304You donโt know anything about kiwis and it shows. Fuck off paki
>ask a girl out
>"I'd love to, how about next week"
>suggest a day
>ignored
Love it, absolutely love it
The geniusโif one may call it thatโof the OSA lies in its engineered vagueness. Rather than tightly targeting child abuse or terrorism, it grants Ofcom and compliant platforms a catch-all mandate: mitigate any โrisk of harm,โ criminal or not, defined post hoc.
Section 3 imposes a "duty of care" on any service offering user-to-user interaction. Section 5 extends this to virtually the entire internet. Section 12 expands โcontent of concernโ to include perfectly legal material deemed harmful by future risk assessments.
This is not law enforcement. It is discretionary speech suppression, weaponised by a Blair-era regulator (Ofcom).
>>213126273Moving to China as we speak, seems unironically less authoritarian
>>213126325had the same thing happen to me. one and only time i asked a girl out
>>213126327the bird is oscar and the deer thing is felix?
Kiwis = Master race
British = paki rapists
Simple as
>>213126333>face abuseffs need a wank now
>>213126324>pakis like beerYoure a fucking retard. Was literally talking to someone who went to new zealand and was saying all you have. Is larger because just 2 breweries own most of your pubs. Also kys
>>213126328Timmy blair damage to this country is incalculable plus later retarded tory governments.
>>213126300rule34 is super infested by AI shit so nothing of value was lost
for me it's a pint of moretti
The British PENGpire. Someone do something with this
>>213126358Donโt know what you are talking about and canโt pay attention to the word cause itโs boring. Try being more interesting x
Lads, I've just realised something BIG - we can all draw our own porn.
I've got my pens and paper out right now.
>>213126399*starts doing the haka *
We're going to have to go back to physical copies - hand drawn scenes, photo collections, VHS tapes
Mayhaps the old traditional pontography store will see a revival
all this retarded shit is turning me more right wing
Imagination Safety Act (2026)
the king should shut down parliament
>>213126241Colonialism made long term problems for short term solutions. Yet the profits that the colonizing country reap is so intincing they get blindsided. It's why you got CIA/america trying to do some neo-colonial for the past several decades.
>>213126470No he agrees with everything parliament is doing right now
>be british
>upload my ID to the chrome book
>send master starmer a picture of my willy
>have me wife raped by roaming wild pakis
>sink some low grade british cider
>eat my curry
>do a poo
>have me daughter raped live on the bbc
>post on 4chan about how based my country is
grum + scrom
Alt-Right Twitter users call me a "GarysEconomics Yookay Brit".
The British Empire may have vanished from maps, but itโs quietly reasserting itself in the one place no one voted for: the internet. Ofcomโs recent decision to investigate 4chan and several file-sharing platforms under the Online Safety Act signals an aggressive push to extend British authority far beyond its own borders.
These platforms arenโt British. They have no staff, servers, or legal presence in the UK, yet that hasnโt stopped Britain from claiming jurisdiction. 4chan, in particular, operates under American law, is hosted on American servers, and is owned by a Japanese national. But because Brits can access it, Ofcom insists it falls within its reach.
It is illegal to imagine sex acts without submitting your ID to the state for approval.
Don't forget facesitting, spanking, watersports, etc are all illegal too.
>>213126472Problem was educating the elites in the UK just like the romans did with barbarian chiefs
We have the most retarded government
>>213126325>girl says 'lets hang out'>i say 'sure. would love to. when?'>ignored for weeks>replies to my story asking 'why won't you meet me?' this bitch istg
>>213126487What a fucking shithole lmao
>>213126494>Da fing is right dese boomers stole ur money not them immigrants. Trust me i was in finance an that
1,000 Men and Me: The Bonnie Blue Story is on Channel 4 on July 29
>>213126502Closer to yank sites blocking foreigners due to gdpr desu which is what this will end up being
>>213126521Turkey calling other places shitholes.
anyone fancy a scrap outside Paddington station?
>>213126534She never released the video, it didn't happen, all a bullshit publicity stunt
>>213126534mad how the state owned british media is constantly promoting this whore
why did 4chan only allow buying a pass with card for a single year?
I don't have crypto why can't they offer a solution for us retards
I'm addicted to pontography
So is this one of the very last brits then?
>>213126554Oi mate you got a criticizing other countries loicense? That's bloody racist innit?
A king isn't a king if he can't or won't stand up and fight for his people and their rights
And in our hour of need, when merely looking at a 2D drawing of naked adults is a crime... he has done NOTHING.
>>213126534Shes on tv now. Itv are grim to platform that. Porn is bad but shes um empowering or something because she made money!
>>213126559This
We saw how difficult the logistics were for lily banging 101. No way bonnie did 10x as many
>>213126531Gary doesn't weigh in on immigration. He stays in his lane.
Why are aussies here talking smack when their government thinks any girl showing her nudes below 5"5' CP?
>>213126564
absolutely despise this country and its traitorous leader beyond words
>>213126502>But because Brits can access it, Ofcom insists it falls within its reach.Are you under the impression that countries don't regularly exercise extraterritorial jurisdiction?
>>213126534>Porn? Block it!>Disgusting tart? QUICK GET HER ON THE TELLY
>>213126593I guess they just dont impact the economy then
mental how Britain is the warning point for the western world lmao. You guys seriously live like this? totally demoralised incels in a post industrial shit hole lololol
>be british
>upload my full passport, drivers license and birth certificate to pornhub
>have me little sister gnag raped daily by immigrants
>>213126587ah yes the british monarchy are famous for fighting for the rights of their subjects
>>213126534She's a good public speaker. Good pace. Great eye contact.
Keir
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>>213126595Vote better next time
> โI tell men, โThrow me around, destroy me, spit on me, slap me โฆ I want you to make a mess of me.โ โ I say such porn has made men think that choking women during sex โ a sometimes lethal act โ is normal. โIf I went on a first date, Iโd want him to choke me,โ she says. โ
https://www.thetimes.com/life-style/sex-relationships/article/bonnie-blue-interview-1000-men-normalisation-porn
>>213126609Channel 4 is not responsible for the OSA.
the government spying on me is dressing my phone battery, bastards
>>213126629average british girl in the presence of assylum seekers
>>213126626no one voted for this
>>213126629Absolute state of British women lmao
>>213126624Been on a course have you? x
>>213126619Yep this country is finished
RIP the great shitstain
>>213126665Is that why you guys keep raping them
>>213126465so you want a more authoritarian government than we already have?
138 millions just for me tonight
>>213126620Exactly my point, what use are they if they won't do that?
>>213126665turkish women do the same thing on erasmus
a strange man came into the deaf girl's caravan and knocked her out and started eating her food. hope he doesn't rape her.
>be kiwi
>walk down a safe city street
>meet other mentally well people like myself
>visit the internet anonymously
>eat a nice pie
>sink some quality piss
>laugh at british faggots
do you lads also know how much toilet paper you need after a poo, or do you stick to a set amount each time?
Japanese person count +1
tranny count +1
>>213126629Todayโs most powerful teacher isnโt in the classroom โ itโs the pornified content piped into their phones. Pornography offers boys a ready-made script for how to be a man: dominant, detached, and entitled to womenโs bodies. Even if children havenโt watched it directly, theyโre marinating in a world shaped by its expectations, it influences the music they listen to and the online games they play and now the AI companions programmed to simp and titillate them on demand. Porn has done more to reinforce the ugliest stereotypes than any tabloid or Disney princess could. Itโs reshaped how we think about sex, power, and what men and women are for.
>>213126680He's a little retarded. Go easy on him.
>>213126696varies wildly depending on poo consistency
mental how we're still here, and will be for the foreseeable future
>>213126678>>213126691Import the third world, become the third world mate
>>213126534she's so fkn bogged
>be kiwi
>go my whole life without meeting a muslim
>never seen a black person irl
>be british
>hamdulla wallahi
>aisha phbh muhammed allaka achba
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/07/25/public-think-islam-not-compatible-with-british-values/
Why do we always have to frame this in terms of nebulous bollocks like British values?
People don't like seeing Islam because it's foreign. It isn't British. If I go to Pakistan I expect it to be full of Pakistanis going to mosques and the call to prayer being blared out.
If I'm in England, where the English people live, I expect it to be full of English people. I don't want to hear the call to prayer or see loads of people straight from the Khyber Pass when I walk through a pit village in Yorkshire, I expect to see flat caps and whippets. Anything else is going to feel alien and disconcerting
>>213126696I'm normally good with 2 sheets
>>213126707Is she claiming she shagged 1000 men to get a good sample size for her sociology survey?
um lads, why is /brit/ still not banned?
>>213126696Lol in the Czech Republic you need to ask an attendant or take some from the front entrance of public toilets before you go in. You need to guess how much poo needs to be wiped beforehand.
>>213126756https://youtu.be/0EYg8Tgrh0o
british people have funny accents but you guys were likable people
>>213126752Go easy on them, they are all fucked up on coke
new zealand and turkey are desperate for our attention lads. give them some yous
>>213126752mate we've all seen the auckland street walk videos and know you're not all that
who do I sent a picture of my penis to protest against the act? Would send it to Keir but not sure if he reads his emails
>>213126756because if you framed it any other way you'd have leftypol accusing you of a racism and campaigning to have your life ruined despite it being a legitimate concern for the majority of the country
>>213126756Islam spent centuries trying to conquer Europe, and now leftypol thinks a few decades of exposure to Western liberalism has taken this desire away from them.
>>213126800auckland isnt really part of nz.
>>213126801you know where he lives
>>213126801well, NOT his local synagogue
that would give the wrong impression
>>213126824nah surely he doesn't go through all his mail
>>213126795VPN mate, I told you
>>213126801been sending mine to priti patel for a while now
>>213126822no true scotsman
>>213126857she sent anything back?
>>213126843humdullah wallahi im from nz
>>213126771You got till midnight, then the Malvinas will be liberated from Keir Stormer's nazbol regime and be allowed to access 4chan as an Argentine intendency
>>213126842don't think he goes through it at all, probably all screened by security first, remember the anthrax scare?
>>213126866No true scotsman would have straight sex with a woman
uk is getting banned from 4chins? oi thatโs bollocks mate!
>>213126842Yeah but the mail room admin knows he likes cocks so they'd put it on his desk
Later tonight a brit will be made and once the clock strikes 12 Brits will no longer be able to post. Meaning one user will have the very last brit post, what will it be?
>>213126667Yeah, I'm a Toastmaster.
pathetic little foreign bastards are absolutely OBSESSED with us
>>213126880You'd probably have a good chance of keeping them this time because the british navy is dogshit
plotting to kill king radovid, lads
don't tell anyone
You fools. The deadline is midnight TONIGHT. Enjoy your last day on /brit/.
>>213126913>Still thinks I am a foreigner
>>213126896you are an odious little worm
At least I got my favorite porn stashed in my MEGA account.
>>213126843Ah right, forgot they don't make British VPNs.
who is the person most responsible for this travesty?
so how are you guys still alive
>>213126910Any peng tings go to toastmasters?
>>213126903Hopefully something about poo
>>213126882???
wtf mate we're not on the sharty
>be starmer
>worry about British incels
>letโs ban them from the internet
How could this go wrong?
>>213126938The Right Honourable Sir Bob Blackman
>>213126944Well, you guys didn't do your job well enough 40 years ago
file
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>>213126944We all live in Hong Kong now
>>213126957exactly how they want it to go wrong
argentina never had a claim to the falklands, don't know why they're obsessed with it
>>213126973he doesn't look very black to me, what an untrustworthy bloke
>>213126771govt decided that the law applies to everyone except 4chan x
just tell the dodgy porn site your credit card details mate, nothing will go wrong I'm sure
>>213127040finally some good news x
>>213127054what about it?
>>213126938Molly Russell's dad
>>213126915Ours is too desu we'll probably just bank on Herr Stรผrmer handing them over like Chagos
>>213126992u forgot to turn the vpn on pierre
>>213127042>inb4 pakistani hackers break into the british gooner registry>70% of them are people from mirpur