Thread 213133763

steak night edish

poo smells lmao

>>213133778
oh
my
days

>>213133763 (OP)
bro eating fried up headcrabs wtff

>>213133763 (OP)
what are you doing this friday night?

english youth subedition

poo night

>>213133763 (OP)
NOT A FAN OF /brit/ BEING IN CAPITALS

that's grok done then

>>213133802
so this is rorke

What a lot of so called leftists don't want to admit is that not only is eating out often the more economically friendly option, it is also the more ethical one as you are not taking advantage of your own unpaid labor.

>>213133763 (OP)
White people, you really living like this?

Total ofcom victory

>>213133818
hitcho having a melty over being called a contrarian (he is one)
nothing new there

>>213133818
why would grown men argue in earnest against a literal robot

majuscule mentioned

>>213133816
i feel dirty even just typing brit

OP on a mad 'un

anyone going tramlines

>>213133838
how is it more ethical

Here's how the monstrosity of the safety act evolved
https://xcancel.com/StarkNakedBrief/status/1903343771883819391

bring it back you slags

>>213133845
they had us on strings last night i have to admit

>>213133850
More meaningful than arguing with most "real humans"

the kinoest gameboy advance game of them all (except maybe warioware inc which was also a 10/10 kino tbf)

>>213133884
zesty x

>>213133818
>>213133850
damns they linked out </3

>>213133601
tesco whoosh driver delivered my order plus someone elses yesterday
10 stella, 8 pepsi max, and bag of grated cheddar
haven't touched the pepsi but i got well stuck into those stellas haha

>>213133888
grow up

smell of sweat and musk currently

got my willy out

2025 numbers just dropped.
Niger no longer #1.

>>213133906
shut up you fat boring cunt

>>213133888
for me it was final fantasy tactics

>>213133921
very mature. thanks for proving my point

>>213133884
It's in every supermarket over here. You have a harder time finding coke vanilla or dr. pepper.

*plays his gameboy advance SP bourgeoisly*

>>213133915
*flicks your willy*

>>213133944
>You have a harder time finding (...) dr. pepper.
condolences

>>213133920
>India sub replacement
maybe there is a God

That’s just ma baby doggy

>>213133884
looks shit. anything lemon flavoured is shit. just squeeze a lemon into a normal pepsi max you fool. you get vitamin c points then as well (not advisable if youre 80 and osteoporosisberg has got hold of your ever-withering femurs and lemurs)

>>213133961
only because they're mass emigrating

>>213133920
chad chad vs virgin world

>>213133965
so this is rorke

>>213133920
It's interesting to consider that if the USSR still existed, Central Asians would likely take over the state due to demographic numbers.

This is why I hope, in the long run, Russia will align with White Europe.

>>213133994
let me guess: they're black, he was white

>>213133882
not clicking that. give us a qrd or do screenshots or something. please :)

>>213133865
i'm considering going trans

>>213133965
looks like a alien species

>>213133976
Coke light lemon was delicious but I can no longer find it.

>>213133994
need machete control pronto

might try to be a bit more elegant

>>213133998
the only mass emigrating here is a fat frenchy getting kicked out of /brit/

rorke's forke and sorke
formerly leftypol's

>>213133994
>Kids
>Teens
>Thugs
>Youths
>Crowds
>Mayors
>Joggers
>Shooters
>Loiterers
>Kia boys
>Parolees
>Swervers
>Juveniles
>Hooligans
>Hoodlums
>Protesters
>Teenagers
>Pranksters
>Youngsters
>Party goers
>Ex-convicts
>Delinquents
>Urban youth
>Porch pirates
>Straphangers
>Church goers
>Young fathers
>Honda drivers
>Jobless losers
>Gifted athletes
>Gang members
>Trouble makers
>Cannibal Gangs
>Bus passengers
>Aspiring rappers
>Subway dancers
>Repeat offenders
>Lifelong criminals
>Masked assailants
>Persons of interest
>Lunchtime rowdies
>Restaurant patrons
>Unhinged strangers
>Former NFL players
>Unruly young adults
>Unhappy customers
>Community activists
>Black Friday crowds
>Troubled young men
>Spring break partiers
>Neighbourhood bullies
>High school students
>Scholarship recipients

pea and spinach soup for tea
got a nice cheesy garlic flatbread to dip in it

>>213133965
looks proper stupid
cherish the little bastard

>>213133959
The big supermarkets usually stock it so it's all good.

>>213134034
definitely not
how am i going to chop my way through thick jungle vegetation without my machete

>>213134042
leftypol has been renamed peterloo

>>213134017
saw an article and the victim was black (no mention of the perpetrators) but also described as an 'aspiring rapper' and the killers were 'tipped off' about him so probably so gay black gang warfare

stuck indoors bored lonely and depressed

>>213134037
am not fat

another bame youth slaughtered in this country
fucking awful shithole
why is rorke so quiet?? literally being genocided!

>>213134059
corr yeah sounds nice that

>>213134051
lol. the full list must be 600 strong now

>>213134061
mad trim on your man on the right

>>213134072
>thick jungle vegetation
ziedbelgian description

>>213134075
self solving problem then
not so bad

There is a genocide happening in Wales but the media ignore it

>>213133882
I truly despise this country

It's telling how blaqx in Britain reverse-integrated

The ones in the 1950s (though still awful) at least had English-sounding names and dressed like the Whites. Now look at them.

Regression to the mean.

>>213134085
noooo

fingernails are all stained with turmeric

>>213134011
not necessarily
Weirdly after the USSR fell, Christian USSR states had their fertility rates collapse and Muslim USSR states experienced a resurgence, as Islam returned back to the mainstream.

Tajikistan had a huge bloody civil war between Salafists and secularist quasi-atheists (thankfully the latter won).
Even though their dictators put their foot down on Islam so they don't become Arab-tier, Islam is undoubtebly more powerful it was during the atheist USSR days.

>>213134091
might have it soon and then a nice coffee, take dogberg out for an hour or two and then end the evening with a nice aberlour and some chocolate raisins. quick wank and a shower and then in bed to watch a fillum

i'm rorke

>>213134076
why dont you go for an incel walk?

whats a hernia and any of you lads got one

There is a woman with glasses and a lanyard demanding 4chan produce its online safety risk assessment or else face complete banishment from uk isps

>>213134076
just turn on the piss5, la

>>213134087
all those buttery escorgots getting to you methinks

>>213134127
didnt adam curtis just make a show about that exact thing? hardly the media ignoring it hon x

>>213134148
i can fix her

>>213134148
>Habiba Naveed, 35, battered housemate Christopher Brown, 72,

>>213133920
Sniggering at this

>>213134155
not sure really dont think so

>>213134061
>police want to speak to them
not arrest them?
what do they want to speak about?
"bro that was well mental when you chopped that lad up fr no cap blud can i see that blade wow bro that is sharp fr tho"

ok rape you now rorke

>>213133882
>"For context, in 2023, close pal of former Health Secretary Matt Hancock, hereditary peer Lord James Bethell even attempted to criminalise “vaccine misinformation” by adding it to the bill. "
Spooks got rumbled hard during glowvid

dunno where this "super" came from
tax the lot of them
make it unbearable for them to live here

>>213134061
Uppity biomass

>>213134198
ooh yes please

I think the UK would be better if we had more millionaires actually

>>213133882
>>213134018
https://archive.is/yfkp1
This is the article the dude was posting in snippets

Are you the Hardest you can Be rn?

https://youtu.be/W2bB_NyWLi0

>>213134256
be good if we got them all in one place then killed them

>>213134167
akshually one of my ragrets
gran cooked escargots once and i had the opportunity
but i was young and stupid and didn't scran them because "eww snails*
i was stupid

>>213134207
Did the lambo man hurt your feelings? Get a little jealous looking in the rolex dealer?

>>213134207
The rich are already taxed plenty

>>213134263
sorry lad but I requested some screenshots
links are anathema to your humble narrator
appreciate you trying though, youre a good lad

Just landed the runtz 'bout to roll up a trumpet uh

the results are in

>>213134274
are you actually french? mental to me that a little french fella is sat there calling his slug dinner scran

White girls' pink soles

Most of the British governing biomass are completely incompetent midwits who would be slaves in Hellenic Greece.

That is their calibre. A kakistocracy.

>>213134314
mumberg me
both in appearance and neuroticism
only thing from dad i inherited is my thinning hair lel

>>213134333
yea i'm the resident slaphead

>>213134171
No that’s just some bullshit I’m being serious

poostocracy

Rorke scran

>>213134309
tell us about your life. I always like to know about the druggies of /brit/ and not in a judgmental way. you people just intrigue me

>>213134314
Fascinating

>>213134256
put some money into my account then

...Bradders.....

>>213134309
am I the only one who thinks it’s silly to post drugs here? do you want to be arrested or what I don’t get it

phoneposting live from anglesey

I really do love David Inshaw's work. Any other fans in the /brit/ tonight? Let's hear you!

>>213133818
I like peter he's one of the good boomers

>>213134400
aw good that anton dec show up
think more of him now x

i live for this shit

>>213134419
Mate I've walked past police at festivals absolutely off my nut, they do not care unless you're a dealer or on smack or something

>>213134272
Why

poo for tea

me when i win the euromillions tonight

>>213134450
because they're leeches on society

>>213134430
looks ai

>>213134390
That’s a long story though
>>213134419
Yeah they police are gonna come arrest me for personal use 3.5g LOL

Greatest Briton in history?

Gonna miss this place so much
Genuinely think we need a /brit/ peaceful march on Downing Street

>>213134483
boudica

>>213134467
me and my dad when neither of us do

>>213134496
its going nowhere
youre here forever

>>213134420
Come and meet me in llangefni if you want :D

>>213134467
well that's embarrassing
turns out i'm winning it tonight
but don't worry, i'll throw a tenner or two your way

>>213134482
>That’s a long story though
we're all saddos here
regale us with an epic tome

>>213134469
Think that’s not quite right, it’s actually the people who are net negative contributors who are leeches

>>213134483
He’s American

my most reddit attribute is that i love hot and spicy food and sauces

>>213134483
Me, in the future when I immigrate there, of course, for I am equipped with a weapon all britbongs must kneel before, BBC.

>>213134303
>>213134303
NEW

>>213134484
I thought that was him name for a second

>>213134400
i cant believe it
and yet i do

>>213134525
in what way are they positive contributors? is it the wealth that they hoard or the power that they so poorly wield?

>>213134420
it’s called YNYS MÔN around here fuck off back to england

>>213134483
I'm not British, I'm English
Historically the words 'Britain' and 'England' were interchangeable but the supremacy of the English over the lesser races of the island was well-known, and thus to claim 'Britishness' tantamount to a proclamation of inferiority.

having anal cravings

>>213133920
>Under replacement
Double entendre

>>213133763 (OP)
rorke eating roast headcrab for tea

>>213134305
there you lazy cunt

That one thing that changed it all
That one sin that caused the fall

A thing of beauty - I know
Will never fade away
What you did to me - I know
Said what you had to say
But a thing of beauty - I know
Will never fade away
And I'll do my duty - I know

ellen white is funny and nice

>>213134207
Why no age verification?

>>213134592
not really what that means mate

>>213134572
yeah been chortling all the way here at your funny names
>>213134510
too shy :3

>pornhub
>spankbang
>xvideos
>youporn
>eporner
like tears in the rain lads...

slightly concerned by the way that my piss smells, like dry roasted peanuts, very savoury

the cure for anxiety and depression is getting everything you've always wanted

>>213134571
>is it the wealth that they hoard
Most millionaires are taxed far more on earnings as a %age than poorfags. They're also far more likely to invest their wealth

>>213134571
They pay taxes that support public services and don’t claim state benefits
Think you’re just a bit upset at your own personal circumstances and looking for others to blame? Idk

>>213134653
corr love peanuts me

>>213134484
Weird usually they are an aspiring architect or engineer

>>213134623
Yes it is "mate"

>>213134601
Ah yes of course a parent who let their kid spend 12 hours a day online blaming the internet for his own shitty parenting, tale as old as time

>>213134658
>>213134660
kill them all
take their wealth
distribute it more fairly
in what way would this not make society better

>>213134672
not really mong

>>213134647
All gone sir

>>213134694
okay hasan piker

>>213134696
FOY

Ant Middleton will save London

>>213134639
Wow you english are all the same aren’t you

Hello UK flags!

4Chan Moderator Here!

We've come to an agreement with the His Majesty's Parliment and His Majesty's Prime Minister and His Majesty's ISPs and His Majesty's cat, Larry, that British flags will be allowed to post but only if they post the following statement undernearth every post:

"Vive les Français, que Dieu tue le roi, Churchill a tout fait de travers!"

Diego talks about God less on /cric/
No sorry, 'fewer'
He's been teaching me about grammar

French people eat a plate of slugs for dinner and call it "Le scran"

>>213134694
>distribute it more fairly
i.e.give it to feckless shitskins

>>213134691
Tale contingent on the internet old as time is it yeah?

>>213134708
he's nepo millionnaire too

>>213134694
I think that sounds like violent anarchy, not a good society

well said zaz

What if /brit/ all becomes normie pussydrones and simps because of the porn blockade by your illegal government

>>213134694
>kill everyone that owns a successful business
ah yes it's like darwinism in reverse
you gonna go after the intellectuals next like pol pot did?

>>213134639
Where are you staying?

>>213134694
more fairly would mean that people who produce wealthy would get to be wealthier

>>213134726
no we don't

>>213134749
"successful" for whom?

>>213134715
just joking lad wales is very lovely

>>213134749
Lmao I love the fact that pol pot just started killing people with glasses for no reason.

what are your thoughts on CDs vs music streaming, lads

>>213134745
She’s a smelly paki islamo-communist and shes going home

>>213134733
did I stutter?

>>213134716
Think this is against the rules.

>>213134782
CDs are very inconvenient
Just download lossless copies

how r u here

>>213134782
physical always wins baby

>>213134694
Millionaires-
>invest money in businesses and the wider economy
>take risks, maybe start your own business
>do well, save money for your children and enjoy the fruits of your risks and your efforts
(You)
>WAAAAH WAAAAH THAT'S NOT FAIR GIMME GIMME
Get a job loser

french cuisine is like take some gross animal, torture it for a few weeks, then fry it in enough garlic and butter that you can't actually taste it anyway

>>213134782
Physical, always.

>>213134601
whenever i see cheshire police i know the case is some bullshit

I'm firmly against corporal punishment against children, but for adults (16+) we should bring back flogging for minor crimes that don't warrant a prison sentence or execution.

Going to give fapping a miss for a bit but I'm at that point where I've ben fapping so much that my bellend is tingling like a motherfucker if I don't fap like three times a day minimum. Got to grit my teeth and fight through the pain.

>>213134812
yea, and it shits on yours

>>213134799
at 24/192, right? you're not a poorfag or something

>>213134803
Ofcom has a separate investigation into 4chan and is clearly leading up to making an example of the site
They’ll ban it and get the newspapers all to stick it on the front page as a moral victory

>>213134767
in a free market a business generally succeeds by providing goods or services people want
can't be having that though can we?

>>213134207
super rich to them is anyone on more than 45k

>>213134812
Yet they owned your country for like five hundred years bucko

>>213134384
saw some of these in tenerife a few years ago was laughing with my brother about how much it looked like a caricature and he pulled up twitter and saw spaniards calling bames conguitos in arguments

>>213134830
Fasting and prayer help give up meat

OI, YOU WANKERS 'AVE A LOICENSE TO BE SHITPOSTING 'ERE?

>>213134829
It would just get used to punish White men for protesting against rape gangs. Why give the government more power while it still hates the natives?

>>213134836
Most music isn't mastered at that bit rate so what's the point?
>poorfag
I'm not paying for it anyway

>>213134846
The UK doesn't have a free market.

what's all this about wankers needing the King's permission to wank off to something online

>>213134835
British cuisine is so successful that its become the human default worldwide
Same with our fashion and language
Ever ate a sandwich mate?

>>213134846
in a free market a business would succeed by put people into slavery

>>213134859
Vietnam can access the internet I thought they where a commie shithole

>>213134841
wonder if any ofcom chaps have come to /brit/ and gone away fuming because they got called a virgin lol
nah they'll probably just go straight to /b/ and demand the whole internet be shut down

Look how fucking happy this little slimy rat is. His daughter killed herself because of his shit parenting and he’s successfully passed the blame to “the internet” and got his little award. faggot

>>213134868
meanwhile genAlpha runt on his proxies/vpns

>>213134862
You're not wrong, I am a strong advocate for dismantling the UK state as it currently exists, I just mean in principle, hypothetically you see.

>>213134852
Bit weird
Is this normal behavior in britland

>>213134878
why do you think you call it cuisine, "mate"

>>213134916
She's jewish

>>213134855
the fuck are you talking about? I'm doing nofap not going vegan.

>>213134886
slavery's banned though innit dumbo
you can regulate a free market

>>213134847
In Scotland you actually are a higher rate taxpayer if you earn over 43k. 43% of anything over that, so with NI 52% and if you have an English plan 2 student loan you'd have an effective marginal rate of 62% beyond 43k. Absolutely fucking grim.

>>213134908
teenagers and kids shouldnt be allowed anywhere near the internet
leave the internet to the adults if they cant handle it pathetic RUNTS

rorke and leftypol united in their desire for children to have free access to hardcore internet pornography

>>213134925
Because anglo-saxon peasants didn't have nice food after 1066
It's got nothing to do with the french language after that year "amigo"

>>213134973
all men ar epedophiles so

>>213134954
when i was on 120k i was effectively getting taxed 70%
its a fucking JOKE this country

>>213134914
Well yeah if we ever get a state that actually looks after it's own people I'd want them to have that power. Never going to happen though.

might watch a bettie bondage kino or two while i drink a bottle of wine tonight

>>213134909
Physiognomy check?

>>213134975
Is that the new Russian Underground unit

>>213134984
sure thing, bud
we named the gamed because we're the best at it
humble yourself

might as well get on the booze again haha been on the booze every day for months aha not alcoholic or anything like

wonder how many fedora gifs come from Nostalgia Critic Extended Universe youtube videos

>>213134973
Neoliberalpol nervously sweating when asked to explain why he need another law to prevent something thats already illegal from happening

>>213134868
>you are now forced to give your biometric data (which is protected under GDPR) to some random company based on whatever the government decides is harmful
This is pure dystopia

>>213135017
i was briefly an alcoholic for a time there but i've not had a drink since sunday so now i'm just a heavy drinker

The reputation of French cuisine is carried hard by the top-range stuff (which most people don't really eat anyway)
The average frog eats any old shit ham and cheese sandwiches mostly

>In economics, a free market is an economic system in which the prices of goods and services are determined by supply and demand expressed by sellers and buyers.
if that's not what we have then what do we have?

this isnt that bad

>>213134954
For comparison's sake in 1910 the average tax rate was 5%

>>213135039
nobody is forcing you to jerk off

>>213134991
You were a 4chan janny I take it?

All white people can inexplicably sing along to Du Hast

>>213135046
won't spit on a ham and cheese sammie but that's not average in the least

>>213135062
What am I looking at?

Why can I only use these two cards in the UK
Why doesn't the bank of england have an independent card

japanese has one
china has one
Americans have amex
where is UK's

if you’re on ynys mon you need to check in with me first before coming onto the island

>>213135062
20% is already too high
tax rates over 10% shouldnt exist frankly

>>213135082
Okay post a pic of what you're having for dinner tonight

>>213135097
because good goys don't ask questions

Just embarrassed myself at work ffs. It can't go on like this

>>213134863
b-b-but that's illegal m8

>>213134878
British cuisine isn’t even the default in Britain what are you on about

>>213135110
already had it, merguez sammie

rorke not understanding tax rates
leftypol calmly explaining that they only apply to portions between each tax rate

might make a tomato/tuna/red onion salad later

>>213135062
Plus healthcare is actually free (tax paid). In Austria you easily get into the 30% bracket with a basinc living wage and have to pay some 17% on top of that for pension fund, healthcare and other fees. It's ridiculous.

>>213135097
britain used to have switch
it was shite and no one used it

>>213134868
If my daughter doesn't know about and isn't educated on suicide he won't kill himself :^)

>>213135159
i wouldn't do that if i were you

>>213135062
additional rate taxpayers lose their personal allowance
with student loan on top its effectively 70% taxation

How can I turn my 33k wfh job into 10k a month

>>213135160
But what about VAT and inheritance tax and the litany of other taxes they create

>>213135201
drug dealing

dutch folx be like ya i be goin to de poopenshittenfartenmachine

>>213135201
Drug dealing probably

>>213135201
drug dealing ive heard

>>213135201
hearing promising things about drug dealing

>>213135201
dealing drugs

>>213135201
drug smoking and have an epiphany

>>213135214
You are not forced to pay those, you can just consoooome less.

underestimated how filling these kimchi and potato salad sarnies were gonna be
there's no way i'm getting through this loaf of bread at this rate

>>213135124
No it isn't

>motherless dot com now needs a 3d scan of your mug so you can watch trafficked east euro girls get their clunge stretched
Your thoughts on this?

>>213135197
Additional rate taxpayers are in the top 4% or less of earners in the uk

>>213135196
know i'll get hungry around midnight

>>213135264
Stamp duty on owning a house? Plus council tax too

>>213135288
what sort of cunt's getting their porn fix on motherless in 2025

>>213135201
learn to code

No taxation without porn sites being unblocked

Future generations won't believe how good we had it in the 2000s and 2010s online

>drug dealing
Unserious dickheads. God forbid a man want more out of life yeah

>>213135312
wronguns

alright Starmer, you've got me. cba to press the 3 buttons it takes to turn my VPN on just to watch porn. I'll just give the thing up entirely

>>213135312
What's the go-to gentleman's site nowadays?

>>213135328
Future generations will live lives free of biomass so I dont think they're going to envy us

>>213135356
Hypnohub
TransTaken

>>213135336
Are you seriously asking career advice from some random gobos on the internet

>>213135201
Get a second job and do them both at once.

>>213135316
For a job?

migrants are stealing ducks from the park and eating them

>>213135328
Hello 2016mong

>>213135356
jav . guru

>>213135289
we should be treated like KINGS for holding this country together

>>213135136
That is much, much worse than a ham and cheese sarnie

This image drives men from the Global South into a Lovecraftian delirium of lust.

>>213135419
????

>>213135394
You are
Your wealth goes towards funding public ventures
Greedy kings got guillotined
Enjoy

>>213135406
just link to twitter you weirdo

>>213135455
>>213135455
>>213135455

screaming

roasties btfo