Thread 213135493

Irish wolf hound edition

This where all of your takeaways will be prepared tonight. I'm sure it'll be worth it. Reheated bargain catering products. The taste of a far away land for sure

it's grim how basically all the pre-2017 fashwave content was wiped off the internet lads.

RED ALERT
MY WILLY IS OUT

woof

>>213135584
it's like i'm there rolling in shit in the back streets of new delhi

>>213135584
and this is what is going in it lol

https://xcancel.com/Justice_forum/status/1948719164920566076

brb forum
i have to get chicken nuggets chips and beans cooked

>>213135493 (OP)
Is it true that the actual Irish wolfhound was wiped out and the ones we have today are a mongrel created by breeding various types of dog until they produced something superficially resembling one?

>>213135493 (OP)
I just saw one of them today and I wouldn't like to encounter one on a night stroll.

WELCOME TO YOUR LIFE
THERE'S NO TURNING BACK

Boiler has stopped working aha x

>>213137632
Fulham Poos

hiya

>>213137653
use rorke's forred

>>213137653
give it a slap

>>213137632
>Fulham Poos
>Rus Stopping
???

Poo Willy Bum

Still thinking about that penis that was posted last night when everyone thought 4chan was getting blocked

>>213135493 (OP)
which one is more aristocrat dog? Irish wolfhound or Scottish wolfhound

The actual fuck I can hear you lads singing
When I read this thread

I need to fooking sleep

Might go to lidl.
Buy a 4 pack of burgers.
Buy a 4 pack of burger buns.
Buy a pack of cheese singles.
See what happens.

had me tea
had me wank
time for a black coffee with a bit of whisky in it

>>213137687
dogs don't care about aristocracy they're dogs

>>213137676
Yeah that's what it says

just bought 6 years of Mullvad VPN for when the gubment blocks VPNs

>>213137695
what are we singing

got my willy out
any last words?

>>213137704
sounds like boigers for tea

>>213137630
So these are the people leftypol wants to hand over the country to. Great stuff.

>>213137710
Dog of a prince and dog of a pauper love their masters equally.

>>213137718
village people's ymca

>>213137721
blop blopf blopf pf pf pf (I am sucking your willy)

Lads, there's something special about doing shots in the boardroom with a bunch of interns since one of them turned 21 today

>>213137721
yea
is that all?

need a girl to blopf on my willy

Blacks commit crimes at such high rates because they want gay sex in prison

>>213137743
are you like their cool alcie uncle of the office

>>213137704
reckon what happens is you have one cheeseburger and then an extra bunless one on the side with a dollop of ketchup on, then you stick the other two in the freezer and forget about them for five months and end up throwing them out because you've overfilled it and they've got freezer burnt
the bread you'll try toasting tomorrow and decide it's grim without the burger to go with it
the cheese singles you'll just eat as a snack, you won't like them but you'll sate the need to devour slop for a few minutes at a time

>>213137721
Imagine an old man drowning

Pathetic cunts you lot

>>213137759
I've already got one mate (>>213137742)
do you want to borrow her?

>>213137762
yeah we all have x formerly twitter

>>213137343
>>213137188
Extremely attractive.
The beauty of the Aryan woman is why we must win!

>>213137765
No idea, lad
Altho it was my idea to do a karaoke thing in the boardroom

>>213137676
Rus is the name of the driver

>>213137762
actually that's not true whites commit more crimes than blacks
and rape more kids than browns
don't be a bigot

So I'm outside Fulham Poo

>>213137644
Yes

>>213137801
wrong

Sir That's Wrong

40 year old alkie pretending to have a gf on brit

That penis from last night tho
Wew
Didn't think white penises could look so good

Apparently the guy who invented crosswords died last week.

The elusive Fulham poo

thread has me feeling like a takeaway tonight

I miss my dog. She was a pitbull and lurcher cross. Looked like a lab

Sutton Poo

>>213137841
bit gay

gf giving me oralular sexems while I post on /brit/

>>213137850
Did he die down or across and how many letters

leftypol going for a walk in the park and pretending not to notice the immigrants poaching all the ducks and swans from the lake

>>213137841
didn't see it

he's talking about my BWC

parents' dog is a big labrador who loves to lie on the ground with her big dog vagina in full display

>>213137789
How can a single eye be extremely attractive?

>>213137865
Nothing wrong with appreciating the male form
And what a form it was

any cricket watching man in?

the proverbial 'berg on a so called mad one

>>213135493 (OP)
Is London like NYC because in NYC I saw someone dressed as Elmo beat up a spider man with a visible hernia while the police just watch

>>213137897
you ever rub her on the belly?

anything interesting on Big Black Cocks news today?

>>213137903
I've accidently got my Dad hooked on Monster Energy Ultra!!

>>213137898
Eyes are the window to the soul.
And whenever I see someone else with blue eyes, I instantly feel at ease. Blue eyed humans are the pinnacle of the Creator's vision.

>>213137851
elto jon

>>213137916
What seeing biomass does to a mf

>>213137908
nothing wrong indeed

>>213137878
No he was buried 6 down and 5 across, how would what you said make any sense?

lads I reckon diego isn't home alone this friday night
there's a really poor fake in /cric/

>>213137934
my fav star wars character

>>213137954
corr bet he took some hosing off when he got home

>>213137954
poobert

>>213137954
poo dog

post biomass girl right now

>>213137954
wait a second that poo's got a snout

really cant justify buying a house here if i want something with a bit of land, france is right there and they have these massive farms for like 100,000 grand

Listening to Crystal Castles.
Feeling like a teenage girl

got the new James Hoffman on

all dogs have the potential to be poodogs

>>213137996
they're all very remote and require a lot of work to be liveable

>>213137916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3lcGnMhvsA *starts playing*

>>213138001
>Feeling like a teenage girl
Alri teenage girl lad?

There is at least one lad posting in Brit with a beautiful big white cock.
It's like it was carved from marble

rorke's been a crazy dita

poo dog, hear hear!

Would you rather spend a week in NYC or a week in London you have be broke while doing it

>>213138001
https://youtu.be/w4eFBuUgeVs?list=RDw4eFBuUgeVs
Used to love this one walking to the bus stop for toil at 2am in the winter.

my ears are burning

>>213138066
I'm broke and I live in London!!

we ain't goin' to heaven

my arse is burning because of the toxic HIV load the schizophrenic homeless bloke fired up there

Oh and toilberg didn't come in
Had a family emergency or some shite this morning so couldn't make it in

Also lads, I got the BIG fucking cans cause why not

leftypols night in x

I thought brits weren't allowed on 4chan

I CAN'T FUCKING WANK

>>213138132
yeah? you thought that did you?

>>213138132
we all live in hong kong now

>>213138114
refugee Akhmed's first night in leftypol's home after being offered shelter

cope by telling myself i’m more of a david bowie type of handsome

>>213138132
Haha we're breaking the rules wahey

>>213138146
chat is this real?

>>213138097
Is London as bad as NYC? Like I doubt you see people in London smoking crack or doing heroin on the trains or people hyping up crackheads

>>213138183
Du*lin is like that in Ireland

thats me been done

*watches you poo*

>>213138183
Not that bad but homelessness is getting worse. Just bums sitting in the middle of the street

Funny that the day the OSA kicked in is the same day there was that big leak of all the data for that women gossiping about men app with all their faces and IDs being out in public.

>>213138237
erm

Goose is delicious
biggest mistake ever was switching to turkey from goose

>>213138237
id like to watch her poo

Nice one Rorke

hope this place does get blocked
might give me the push i need to finally sort my life out
equally could go the other way and kill myself!

>>213138237
if no one else is brave enough to say, i will… i love boobies

>>213138258
is that cj from gta

>>213138237
is this real?

>>213138250
did a goose once didn't think it was that good
mega expensive
absolute faff dealing with all the fat

>>213138250
bit of a pain in the arse to cook though.

>>213138225
Which site?

got menkal illness me

Thoughts on jammy dodgers?

>>213138283
no but they're both quintessentially black. how do you feel about that?

>>213138307
copy paste looking asian bint and you've only spammed her 500 times
grow up

got myntal health

>>213138237
I did the Russian search, lad

She's AI generated
My willard is not happy with you

>>213137630
>xcancel

LOL TWAT

>>213138332
what size are those?

>>213138227
he likes the smell :)

>>213138341
keep your shirt on you runt, i just copied the link from another thread

>>213138319
makes me feel also-ran if I'm being completely transparent

>>213138341
? whats the issue

Rorke struggling to hold in his laughter at this

Too hasty by far!

>>213138371
sorry mate
*rubs your cheeks viciously*

>>213138369
smile oh so handsome

>>213138368
hes doing slactivism

feeling "less than"

>>213138369
looked like a 6 year old autistic boy before tbf

Used to use nitter and didn't know xcancel existed

clicking things with my mouse and typing keys on keyboard sometimes too

feeling poo grangled

>>213138427
You one of them computer lads, lad?

>>213138325
[Citation Needed]

>>213138237
why are there bars on the window?

I reckon John Ofcom is just waiting for the perfect moment to strike. He has his finger on the big red button, watching all the lads in the /brit/ thread continue unaware of what is about to happen

might ignore my child as they're bullied to suicide then campaign for authoritarian legislation in an attempt to atone for my failings as a parent
or do a sponsored cycle, not sure yet

>>213138423
What's the actual point of nitter?

>>213138427
yeah? ever connected to the internet before?

>>213138470
Don't need an account to use the website

>>213138369
>Corrrr she's fit, would love to sit on that face
>Guffaw

>>213138462
bit of a satirical post this lad

>>213138490
im the threads armando ianucci

I wonder if Canslad's Latvian colleague knows about his domination fantasies involving her

>>213138482
Fair enough. Having an account it just looks and feels like a worse version of twitter.
Which is an achievement.

why are the hotels notorious? Not their fault chav mongs jumped off the balconies

Ok I'm done with dancing around the subject
I need someone to post the gorgeous white cock that was posted last night. I didn't save it and I regret it. I know at least one of you would have saved it.

>>213138520
i doubt she's real

leftypol spilling his guts after half a pint of a hazy ipa
rorke sipping his lager while maintaining an icy cold demeanour like his hero james bond

>>213138520
>domination fantasies
Who the fuck has that about an autistically touchy 25 year old Latvian

>>213138462
i might support mass immigration from extremely misogynistic and bigoted honour-based cultures then complain about the rise in violent crime and sexual assaults on women and other groups

>>213138533
Ask THEM you cowardly cunt. You're not busy.

>>213138533
Not allowed to say people died of stupidity, must blame someone else.

>miss grandad's call by a few second
>ring him back 3 times no answer
what's he playing at

>>213138369
cronem de-colonisation appliance

Carly Rae Jepsen debuts new hair colour in new Instagram story

When is 4chan banning us, people keep spamming that screenshot that says it's happening but I've not seen it anywhere?

>>213138195
This is what happened when I was in NYC
>Some drunk Santa asks me if I wanna drink
>Me and him get drunk
>We make fun of white women
>Crack head joins us
>We get some pizza and spend the whole day shitfsced
>Woke up in my hostel 300 bucks missing
>Videos of terrorizing tourists
>Calling them dumbasses
>Run around central park

bath loading. gonna be 4x lush

>>213138614
he's on to bigger and better things

>>213138638
Hiroshimoot is based and is just ignoring it

>>213138638
4chan won't ban us, ofcom will seek a court injunction to have our ISPs block us

Ban this ban that
Sick of the mentality of this country

>My kid died from falling off a bicycle, we have to ban bicycles
>My kid died from choking on paprika, we must ban paprika
>My kid died from playing tennis, we must ban tennis

why do yanks have their weight on their driving licence

are there any brit balcony memes? like a wojak with his tongue out mid flight. haven't seen any yet, reckon it's time someone make one

>>213138640
Why does Puerto Rico get it's own flag on 4channel.org but Scotland doesn't?

where the fuck is diego

>>213135493 (OP)
imagine the smell

>>213138684
Don't know the only reason it's like this is because I used data in peutro rico

>>213138687
it's a mesh vest weekend for deegz

>>213138687
Lad's passed on

>>213138638
they won't. literally nothing to be gained from doing so.

>>213138687
spotted in /cric/ talking about sucking nobs

Sick of dressing like a runt. I really need to get myself together but I don't know where to start.

diego's wake is on monday at 2pm
we're meeting at the monty pike
i know he'd have loved it if you could all come

>>213138747
get some garms off M&S

btw it was hope not hate who got 4chan investigated
HNH the far left extremist group masquerading as a charity, formerly known as searchlight

>>213138747
start with a little black dress (LBD), the cornerstone of all wardrobes that can be dressed up or dressed down to suit any occasion

>>213138747
Get yourself down Primark lad. They have some lovely stuff in there, and it's very reasonably priced too!

>>213138773
um

>>213138687
ofcom taken him in for questioning

Don't you lot ever feel embarrassed unironically saying "lad"
It's so cringe

Bawling my big gay eyeballs out over the death of Ozzy Osbourne

>>213138820
get him slathered in shite

>>213138852
we are NOT being replaced
you know what, fuck this, straight to ofcom with you

>>213138807
You know where they don't say "lad"? In /cum/, you should have a look in there lad.

m2 rapid clartening

had a minecraft dream last night. saw herobrine too

still stinks of bums in here but cant tell where its coming from

>>213138891
Some of those will have been born to eastern european parents

>>213138807
>yank complains about other cultures

Lad, have a can.

>>213138891
I like how they zoomed in the scale to make it look more dramatic. Not at all slimy or disingenuous

>>213138852
>>213138891
So what?

>>213138915
Yeah, plenty of Albanians. That's MUCH better.

>>213138533
wow nice victim blaming

>>213136268
>>213136189
>>213136167
no man would ever date a crazy chick

Passed into law in October 2023, the OSA grew monstrous in gestation—fattened by Ofcom’s endless “codes of practice.” Ostensibly designed to protect children, it rapidly revealed itself as the most far-reaching censorship mechanism yet devised in a Western democracy. In December 2024, Ofcom mandated illegal content risk assessments for any site hosting forums, blogs, or user comments. Among the list of “illegal harms” they must now mitigate, the broad and malleable term “hate” was listed.

>>213138891
1% per year

>>213138871
>You know where they don't say "lad"? In /cum/, you should have a look in there lad.

got the gay undertale porn on

If you do Marbella right.... you're calm

>>213138747
start planning your autumn outfits

I accept your concession fatty.

Open the Indoor Diarrhoea Farms.

>>213138891
tick tock x

what about the offline safety act

they seem to have given up there

just wasted a line of ket as my sister showed up unannounced and i had to run to do a nasal rinse

>>213139026
pathetic waster

Female Body Inspector lol
I get it now

can hear mum loitering around on the landing

do you think it's someone's job to watch all the opening credits on netflix so they know where to make the skip intro button skip to

>>213139026
would love to do some ket right now
2 50mg lines through each nostril

lush

>>213135493 (OP)
cute

>>213139055
Stop. Digging.

>>213139010
>what about the offline safety act
They still work on that

making a cup of tea x

injecting 66-FAG-POO into the dorsal vein of my knob

>>213138998
call it off. make it stop.

>Lil' Sis Milks All of Her Big Bro's Drunken Frustrations
>[F4M] [Incest] or [Stepcest] [Virgin] Sis [Handjob] [Service Sub] [Taking Control] Due to [Intox] [CNC] & [Consent Checks] [Drowsy Jerk Off] [Dating Comfort] [Reassurance] [Sweet] to [Depraved] [Cock Worship] [Listener O.] at [13:38] [Cum On Your Chest] [Be My First] [Giggles] [Kisses] [L-Bomb] [SCRIPT FILL]
ok i will listen!

imprison and exile anybody who works for ofcom

4chan was never in same category as porn sites anyway, ofcom just wanted an illegal content report or something from them
nowtbutty

>>213139089
Primordial gimmick

just not fair

wonder what happened to the Egypt schizo, maybe he's gone from 4chan now and is now a responsible adult raising a family in a loving household x

>>213139089
i was here the day that meme was born

rorkes creps

arm yourselves. the authorities have given up on catching or punishing violent criminals. 80IQ biomass is proliferating. so be prepared to defend yourself at any time. of course YOU will be punished for defending yourself, but that's better than being dead.

>>213139009
Birb

>>213138980
If you so sparky trades right.. you're in carpentry

>>213139096
might tug my knobule to this in due course

leaky pg tips swinging around in dem luh nike tech trackies
katy observing...

>>213139114
that's me sliced and diced up

>>213139131
surely 4chan IS basically a porn site
it has NSFW boards for sharing porn

>>213139154
wheelchair access is a nice touch

>>213139167
rorkes cut

>>213139129
feel bad for laughing at this guy

>>213139168
this post GCHQ

my shorts are too small for me now
love how they hug my big white penis

>>213139178
theyre oiling each other up in the showers aren’t they x
cronems are stroking each others batons

>>213139096
leftypol petitioning to have this added to primary school curriculums

fuck is the capcha laughin at?

>>213139154
Looks like the sort of neighbourhood where you get shot on average 4 times a day. Pass.

>>213139183
which porn site has a sfw kid section?

>>213139206
no theyre not you nasty homosexual

>>213139178
how's your mum doing mate?
she good?

You’ve got to give it to the Jews
They can see that post holocaust European guilt was only going to get them so much support, especially now that we’ve decided to destroy ourselves by importing low iq subhuman savages with nothing better to do than march every weekend. So what do they do? There can’t be a Palestinian state if there are no Palestinians left.

It’s the kind of brutal move the Romans would have pulled. Jews must hate the Romans but I guess they respect their tactics

>>213139129
Basically what Mousey would be like in every thread

>>213139183
blue boards should be fine as long as they are moderated correctly
maybe 4channel wasn’t such a bad idea after all idk why they got rid of it

get the bloody Tangfastics out Rorke, it's Friday night!

>>213139229
how's your mum doing mate?
she good?

who here /nigcel/

>>213139248
screeching

Lawsuit Alleges Roblox Hosted Digital 'Diddy Freak-Off' Themed Games

*glompf* :3

>>213139045
elon musk does ket is he a waster?

>>213139068
just done another as she quickly left

shower's broken, how do I have a shower, do I have to go to gym and that

>>213139247
>destroy ourselves
Lol

>>213139129
lol stupid CLANKER

>>213139224
there's no kid section on 4chan, it's an 18+ website
i can't think of a porn site with a sfw section though
but if having a sfw section disqualifies a site as a porn site then all the porn sites should just add a token sfw section to avoid the ofcom stuff

>>213138852
>even in 2010 it was only 66%

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

7? I don’t think I was getting erections at that age

>>213138962
>trespassing property
So she's not committed any crime?

>>213139276
true

>>213139360
>>213139360
>>213139360

>>213139319
Douglas Murray wrote a book about it.
The strange death of Europe

>>213139229
well it’s just that they are arent they

>>213139341
You were, I remember.

>>213139316
got a watering can?

>>213139154
>check google maps
>all the houses around it are abandoned and rotting

No whites,no cats, no british