Thread 213139360

german qts edition

lovely early edish

am clarted

Worth every penny of the licence fee

Just a few minutes after the Online Safety Act went into effect last night, Proton VPN signups originating in the UK surged by more than 1,400%.

Unlike previous surges, this one is sustained, and is significantly higher than when France lost access to adult content

THE ZOOMERS DEMAND MORE RESTRICTION

IT'S NOT ENOUGH

no daughter of mine is going to marry a filthy fucking clanker

got myself a gun this morning

Another one of our lads... buck broken

Nuf dem kno about rorke crep ting

>>213139423
>scenes from your daughter's room right now:

>>213139360 (OP)
I wish I were a muscular black man so I could impregnate one of these cutes.

>>213139439
this was a shit sopranos reference FYI
probs shouldn't post anything ambiguous now that the online safety act is protecting us from harm

tesco man coming at 8
would've postponed it if i hadn't got shitfaced yesterday
now i've got to get a shower and everything
will have lots of nice grub and booze in by 9 o'clock though so swings and roundabouts

If you were to move to Australia, would you still support England in the cricket? If you went on to have children out there, who would you expect they should support?

Well done to everyone who campaigned to ensure age verification for pornography was in the Online Safety Act!

Today it comes into force and while no doubt there will be some who get around it, it means young kids in particular won’t be stumbling on violent and harmful porn.

>>213139444
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

gf just sent me this

Spanish neighbours are outside doing that diabolo crap.

>>213139480
I wouldn't support England in anything because I am Scottish

>>213139480
I don't watch cricket

woke up this morning,
copped myself some rah

Am i getting banned from posting or what? say it straight

Yes everyone into the WEF VPN

>>213139501
what happen broddle?

drinking M&S lager and its actually pretty good

cut to the feeling
x

>>213139154
>sold as-is
>looks like water damage, so probably mold and drywall issues
>probably needs a new roof too
>looks like the former occupants were crackheads
>listing says it needs a completely new heating system since the radiators were removed (probably scrapped, so there's probably pipes and shit missing so they could sell the copper)
>probably needs a full gut and remodel but since it's a historic home that's going to be a pain in the ass

>>213139507
>Spanish neighbours
Grim.

>>213139507
hate freaks who do this fucking grow up

>>213139422
whats that bloke doing there

>>213139462
one of them dates brown btw

>>213139522
>Freedom Brewery
>massive crown symbol on packaging
Erm...

spainards are based
spain is based quite frankly

>>213139528
>>213139154
this is the kind of disgusting housing market we are living in right now

Boom. The vibe I'm bringing all Autumn and Winter. This is really how I'm coming all Autumn and Winter. See you out there.

just found 2 bottles of peroni in the fridge. must be a dangerous day to be them.

>>213139511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2Ey-h-KUXA

>>213139414
>noooo you can't post uplifting human interest stories
>it has to be politics and war and doom and gloom

>>213139550
>that guy
>brown
he's whiter than me and i am legally white

>>213139573
well at least you're trying to cure your incelitis

>>213139422
Tech illiterate boomers regulating the net for tech illiterate zoomers.
No wonder AI is so titillating.

i smell unwashed

>>213139480
I support Pakistan

>>213139568
i'd love a place like this with a hidden entrance to a massive luxurious underground bunker

>>213139565
Came back from there a week ago. Everyone was Spanish. The food and alcohol was dirt cheap. Everyone seemed happier. Come back to England and everyone is miserable, everything is expensive and I'm surrounded by pakis and wogs

For a decade, we have witnessed those who do not understand either the law or the internet pushing for legislation on its uses. Lucy Powell MP, now the Leader of the House of Commons, put forward a motion for consideration of a bill in 2018 banning private Facebook groups, claiming that right wing groups were not being prosecuted as much as she would like.

>>213139573
Great aesthetic if you are upper middle class or above. If you are a povvo you will not pull this off.

>>213139360 (OP)
mere clapmeats for malnourished small boat cronem

>>213139516
banned from reading, not banned from posting. and not yet.

Xmongs are a gullible lot

Getting paid £20 to sit on /brit/ for the next 15 mins

Does anyone else like the smell of their balls?

my summer fit

>>213139654
>banned from reading
so i can't read posts anymore in the future? idgi

>>213139675
going jogging?

>>213139662
A community that gets its kicks out of pretending to be idiots will eventually be infiltrated by actual idiots who mistakenly believe they are in good company.

When’s the next /brit/ meet?
The last one was great

>>213139627
calm down josef fritzl

>>213139529
>flag
It's expected here

>>213139662
mental how all they have to do is literally visit the site once to verify this but that's a step too far, no wonder everyone believes whatever grok sharts out

>>213139662
@grok is this true??

>>213139662
so 4chan is not being banned?

This story is so mad
she was living with her landlord, a 72 year old man
she convinced him to put her name on the deed of the house too
she was already years ago caught trying to break into the royal family's windsor residence but released
she said she heard a voice saying killing so killed him
then she said she saw the demon jump out of the man and into the cat so killed that cat too
then she called her brother up and said she won
her family for days before this had been calling 111 to say she's gone mental again and nobody helped
and the maddest part of all
they said she was a cannibis addict

5 miles

Sir Self Harmer

>>213139731
no and there was never any suggestion
that it was

>>213139573
shut up nigga get a second outfit ffs

>>213139731
yes but not yet

>>213139735
Bad djinn innit

>>213139764
unrelated but i need to find a flight to south america, ideally the next available one

>>213139737
anyone who says they could walk 5 miles without stopping are lying

Diego's never here when there have been big celebrity deaths
This is a theme of his

>>213139650
how's your mum doing mate?
why are you ignoring me?
she good?

>>213139735
>cannabis addict
Many such cases

220 MPs call for Starmer to recognise Palestinian state

>>213139790
he's salivating waiting to write this one up

I had a six-figure salary and high-flying career when I suffered a midlife breakdown and nearly died. It's something that happens to nearly every woman... and this is how it completely changed my life

Might become an alcoholic, shave my head and move to the slums of Brazil

>>213139781
Here's a tip for you
Make your way to Foz do Iguaçu in Brazil. The border with Paraguay is totally open, you can vanish into Paraguay without a trace.

>>213139837
wife and kid murdered, that it?

do you guys at the very least need to show your loicense if you go to the nsfw boards?

>>213139735
another death due to marijuana overdose
sad state of affairs

>>213139607
her bf is half turk half german (turk dad btw)

>>213139837
you going to learn to speak their fucking language?

>>213139786
once ran 5 miles to meet some lads for a party
got there just in time
they had to walk 30 metres and were late

not being funny only women have jobs now

mental that our best hope is that trump saves us

>>213139860
turks are white

>>213139859
>Ted Bundy (also a killer)
No idea why I laughed so hard at that

>>213139753
>>213139768
i'm guessing the first one is right

>>213139764
What's mental is the head of police there is going it's bullshit

>>213139882
hope you haven't got any illegal JD vance memes saved on your PC anon...

>>213139885
Their women’s wombs are white property
Their men belong on the gallows

>>213139786
Heyyyyyy fatty boom boom have another cream cake waheeyy
*jiggles your belly*
WHO ATE ALL THE PIES WHO ATE ALL THE PIES
YOU FAT BASTARD YOU FAT BASTARD
YOU ATE ALL THE PIES
YOU FAT BASTARD
YOU FAT BASTARD

>>213139842
17.5 hour flight to Asuncion from London mate. Transfer in Madrid and Sao Paulo

>>213139859
I hate dudeweeds but putting leaves in your mouth is nothing like those things

>>213139769
mad how the guy on the right is more correct

>>213139360 (OP)
generic thots with no personality beyond "i have a vagina"

>>213139912
gullible aren't you

>>213139932
mental how concord could have done this in 3 hours but the WOKE scrapped it

>>213139932
rome2rio runt bitch cunt

German leaders had the Axis won WW2.

>1933-1951: Adolf Hitler
>1951-1954: Hermann Goering
>1954-1966: Joseph Goebbels
>1966-1980: Reinhard Heydrich
>1980-1986: Otto Ernst Remer
Late 1980s onwards: Too late to predict, entirely new generation would exist. Perhaps someone like Udo Voigt.

>>213139882
Like the West Africa squadron stamping out slavery, today the might of America fights for liberty, stamping out threats to free speech.

can’t kill anyone these days the only murders that go unsolved are gang stuff

wonder if any porn sites with fake verification checks are up yet

>>213139935
you sound like a weed addict

imagine how kino a 1970s Germany led by Heydrich would be
We were on the verge of greatness.

>>213139958
>Perhaps someone like Udo Voigt.
The guy from Midnight Cowboy right

>>213139423
Yes only sons should marry robowaifus

>>213139932
you missed the point entirely but ok

>>213139944
they wont ever fuck you, chud

bell them birds again lad

should make tanker trucks out of skin, my specifically my skin as there's apparently 600 giganewtons of fart pressure acting on my gut with no breakage so far

>>213139998
No i vape kpods

Cock and arse hurt
Balls are ok though

Henry Rollins is the only American to give a tribute to Ozzy where he said Birmingham correctly
He's a good lad

>>213139902
yes 4chan which has been specifically mentioned in parliament, is totally exempt from the massive censorship law

>>213139992
The actual verification checks are borderline fake anyway. AI face recognition can be fooled with a photograph. Only the ones that use IDs are effective. And yes, I'm sure there are fake checks, both in terms of ones that don't actually do anything, and those that are fishing for people's IDs to sell their data or ransom them with.

Get your fucking immigrants out of my workplace

>>213139974
just do it in chicago

>>213139764
flag on hun

Get the grey flannels on

>>213140046
Henry Rollins literally can’t shut the fuck up
Every music documentary I’ve ever watched he shows up eventually
Have never heard a single insightful comment come out of him

Think I'll get an aussie VPN when we're blocked, it's got a cuckstamp so it's close enough

>>213140068
wheyyyy

get the biomass imported, fed, clothed, paid, and shagged

Twitter porn is now blocked

so much for elon being le based

>>213140068
It's up to you to get ICE on the arsewog

>>213140082
He's really calmed down now, he was actually smiling a lot as well, it was on CNN. He used to be truly insufferable though yeah.

>>213139414
state of that freaks face, need a hard drive check pronto

>>213140042
Sometimes my arsehole spasms for no reason. Not even when I'm shitting or anything. It just aches acutely and spasms a bit. Doesn't last longer than half a minute or so and happens very rarely but still, odd.

>>213140068
don't the owners of the tampa bay buccaneers own that soccer team too

>>213140053
yeah just waiting for the first extortion racket to come out
shouldnt be that hard with how desperate people get to chase up their fetishes + how retarded older people are with technology

>>213140120
oh look, more dumb stupid boomers

going to toys r us tomorrow because mummy promised me a toy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qpEVl-Q-Ks

>>213140120
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

>>213139700
>scouting for girls

Rorke impregnating his mum to save the white race

mixing things up with a willy wank this special night

what did britoids from /brit/ liked to shag their fish to in rule34?

>>213140130
No, that's Man Utd, Arsenal is owned by the LA Rams guy
>tfw sports colonised

>>213140177
my little ummy

Lads, I might try to shag that Jew girl from the toil
Don't think she's practicing Jew but she says oy vey a lot and has a big Jew arrse but small Jew chebs so unsure how I feel

But she is pale as fuck and Canslad knows he likes he deathly ill girls

>>213140120
Wanting borders or a nation means you're a Nazi now?

Might show my mum my BBC

>>213140068
There's a bloke near me who has a massive Confederate sticker on the back of his car, he's American. He couldn't do that there though in your free country :-)

>>213140120
>is about to save children
>erm actually, no, I'd rather you let the kids die since we don't like the other things you do like fight against invading economic migrants

>>213140203
Hey mate, how's it going?

Got a quick question for you: why do you pretend to drink beer?

>On Friday, Alison Hernandez, the police and crime commissioner for Devon and Cornwall, said multiple bodies had been found at the site.
>Alison Hernandez
what

The owner of my city’s football team also owns Fulham

>>213140203
if they had that tea app in ireland, your entry would be about 20 pages long

thinking about those tatu lesbian girls
corr

Haven't put any trousers on today, just chilled out in my boxers all day. Bliss

>>213140264
not even an ocean can stop them

>>213140264
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alison_Hernandez#Career

SCREAM

>>213140271
The what app?

>>213140270
Tony Khan Wanks Dogs

>>213140266
done her

am being a naughty rorke x

>>213140256
Yes he could I see them daily, you can even fly a swastika here, in the UK you go to prison if your dog does a Roman salute

>>213140120
thought leftypol was meant to be an anti-establishment revolutionary?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Hawaii
I never get over this one whenever I remember it

>>213140298
>Hernandez courted controversy in June 2017 when she suggested gun owners could engage with terrorists.
mexicans will save the UK

>>213140303
>you are free to speak except for the things we say are illegal
not very free then now is it? also what speech is illegal content?

why are you guys still here

>>213140350
Oh wow first time that's been said today.

>>213140350
online safety act has been cancelled

>>213140350
just to suffer

There used to be all these people who would go around correcting people who called it a Union Jack 'uhm think you'll find it's Union Flag actually' except they were completely wrong
I bet Diego was one of them

>>213140350
hehe dont tell keir

>>213140266
Obliterated the cunt.

>>213140344
Every community in history has put common sense limits on free speech. Treason, defamation, espionage, CP. The question is always 'where do we draw the line' and not 'should we regulate speech' or not.

why isnt ponyposter using their flag .... >.<

>>213140303
The old Idi Amin quote

There is freedom of speech but I cannot guarantee freedom after speech

Under Section 110, Ofcom can demand access to platforms' internal moderation systems, source code, or private records—backed by the threat of ruinous fines under Section 112, and personal criminal liability under Section 176.

>>213140439
He's on the list

>>213140434
:£

i wanted you guys to leave so i could feel sad about it and make threads about how brit postesr were actually cool but now that you're here my mood is completely ruined

>>213140453
Starmer is a woof and the UK is a country of silly billies

>>213140460
only because he's hunting them. he killed both

>>213140299
Tea or something. It’s huge in America but a gdpr nightmare for Europe
Women tell what was wrong with the men they dated. It’s just been scraped so there’s that

which jappo alcoholic drink is best

I'm about to crashout ong

>>213140453
can't they just say 'we're not a british company so fuck off'

>>213140414
missing groups of migrants on street corners harassing young girls
missing litter carpeting the streets
missing foreigners talking loudly and obnoxiously into their phones on speaker
missing boarded up shops, grim grotty takeaways, bookies, vape shops, and 10 'turkish' barber shops without a single customer in any of them

>>213140336
only recently found out bermuda belongs to us

Women with mulatto sons cannot instinctively tell that they are their sons so they have a higher incest rate

>>213140521
this is the type of person using it btw

>>213140564
dont think any of it belongs to you actually mate.

>>213140542
That's when they tell all British ISPs to block access to the site.

>>213140573
erm

>>213140521
I don't date since the ex-gfberg killed herself

>>213140599
and thats why vpns and proxy-sites exist

>>213139700
Monty Pyke, next Friday, 1st August, 7pm. Be there.

>>213140573
the contempt i feel when i see a white woman with a half black spongehead is inexpressible

just watched a video of a bloke explaining he's been buying and returning anvils on amazon constantly for the last 8 months

monty pyke pony meetup uwu

Why aren't they blocked yet?

>>213140668
based and lorelai pilled

Terrible day for gooners. Just another day for the rest of us.

>>213140708
govt regulator has to threaten fines and then go to court to force an ISP block
this will take months

anyone know if justwatchedavideoofabloke explaininghe'sbeenbuyingandreturninganvilsonamazonconstantlyforthelast8monthslad is in?

the fattest girl at my school went on to have 2 half black kids. always see her with them. dad is obviously not around anymore.

>>213140498
He had Epstein killed because he was on the list. Now he's saying we need to stop talking about it. Kinda obvious isn't it

>>213140766
imagine all the lies she has to tell herself to convince herself she hasn't completely ruined her life lol

>>213140617
Why do you pretend to drink beer?

we got a year off school and didn't have to sit gcses because the fattest lad ate the skinniest lad in a freak accident

Mein Fuhrer...Pokrovsk ist verloren...

imagine having sex with a girl and filling her up with punches and kicks and leaving her all bruised up and full of tears haha

sat here just looking at clouds and plants

>>213140733
I just heard about rule34.xxx, sending thoughts and prayers

Hello Mohammad, Ahmed and Ali.

>>213140810
Schweiner will attack.

>>213140810
>temporarily closed
>temporarily closed
>temporarily closed
whys that then

>>213140840
you gay?

>>213140810
A town approximately the size of Great Yarmouth.

>>213140864
covid

>>213140766
I'll never understand what they like about them. White women are have iq

>>213140866
prefer not to say

>>213140864
screenshort was taken on a sunday

>>213140876
*low iq

rorke basically not a virgin anymore because his bollocks are in the hands of the women at ofcom

If Spankbang stays unblocked, everything will be alright.

>>213140928
Mein Fuehrer... Spankbang...

doesn't feel like friday because religionlad was a no show

Are the cosplay sites affected?

i hope that Allah bans all porn sites and porn concent on Britland and forces the collective white british population to be blue balled

raping my arse into smithereens

>>213140928
Requires verification now

can brits still access e621.net

my balls are full of cum

you lads need to get into imagination wanks they will change your life

>>213140995
what should I imagine

>>213141006
my gaped hairy pooey arsehole

>>213141006
:)

Is Tor blocked?

child [REDACTED]

Just found out that ten years have got behind me, yet nobody told me when to run. Feels as though I've missed the starting gun

>>213141027
are you stupid

>>213141023
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>>213141026
um
>>213141027
UM
>>213141039
UM UM UM UM UM UM

>>213141006
Nikocado's asshole really gaped with plenty to see on the inside

I'm sure you have a very good image of it since it's been posted at least a thousand times here

bald fellas: how does it happen? all at once, pulling clumps in the shower or gradually one hair at a time until you wake up one day and it's gone?

>>213141067
enjoyed this

XVideos and TNAFlix are still up

Naughty

>>213140995
Why can't I look at a picture and imagine the subject having that thing done to them like I usually do?

>>213141083
i woke up completely bald

>>213141066
I'd personally block that over VPNs
As in the website to download it, like the main one

>>213141067
er

>>213141086
*blushes*

>>213140523
Go for the hot sake since it's a lot cheaper than the others

why so slow britbros?

>A university student who sold thousands of ‘phishing kits’ to fraudsters across the world in a £100 million scam has been jailed for seven years. Ollie Holman, 21, enjoyed a ‘lavish lifestyle’ while victims including companies and charities across 24 countries were targeted. Holman sold kits containing fake webpages to dupe victims into filling in personal and financial information.


7 years fuck me fraud crime not a joke any more

>>213140928
Spankbang was the first one to get blocked.
Happened a week ago.
Pornhub and XHamster was yesterday.
Twitter today.

>>213141102
don't think there are many kids on tor
at least, using it to watch the porn.

wide batontip slowly stretching m4

if I post porn in this thread, will every britanon immediately get a verification prompt?

blud thinks he's img_4292

Beating the retreat (my cock is named retreat)

>>213141164
try it out

>>213141139
>The Fisher King
Expected him to be black in 2025 tbqhwyahtob

raping my arse with a pint glass

I think it's very repetitive, very cyclical, very easy to identify, very catchy, very melodic, which would connect to being catchy

AND there's a constant feeling of forward momentum with an edge of melancholy there that consisently persist throughout the entire piece

and that's like a lovely 2 minutes and 49 seconds, really really enjoy that

if the next thread doesn't go faster I'm gonna self harm

>>213141149
how's your mum doing mate?
she good?

£18.

>>213141227
what are you guys in the mood for, ill help smuggle some across the filter

45kg OHP today

>>213141270
shit lift

>>213141212
Me and Spainlad on the bottom >>213141155

>>213141270
That's only impressive if you weigh 45kg

Feeling very zen today lads

Sitting down listening to music in my house (that I own)

More specifically listening to Have A Nice Life

>>213141260
They all think they can charge that because they get "wagyu" shit in

>>213141164
there's weirdly SOME sites that aren't affected
all of the big ones are hit though (largely because they're all a conglomerate owned by one guy).

/gif/ works completely fine.

>>213141149
Can we get some sponsors posted, some Cleverly, the Goldman CEO. Stuff like that?

>>213141270
we're all gonna make it

>>213141285
i think its pretty good actually

>>213141301
Which album

>>213141316
yeah you're right to be fair

the online safety bill whatever happened there

Doctor? Jewish.
Dentist? Indian woman.
Nieces? half/black

Country’s gone lads

Do simpcity and erome still work?
(Only good sites btw)

>>213141313
yeah sure

>>213141326
Deathconsciousness of course

Currently got earthmover on

The faces of the biomass

the gov is doing good and based, /brit/ is healing, no more porn spams

>>213141359
how's your mum doing mate?
she good?

Any fascist man in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5-0QzxNKoI

>>213141359
Thanks "neoliberal bull" hehe

>>213141301
still think a bath that's vertical and you stand in it would be comfy.
like a shower but the doors seal perfectly and it fills up.

you lot feeling safer now?

>>213141361
Very good
Haven't listened to that record in a long time
Can't believe how popular they became

>>213141362
Kids should be beaten for speaking anything but english or welsh in british schools

>>213141396
still quite scared. porn could be anywhere

got my tail in

>>213141362
couple of them are peng

>>213141439
Not really on is it

>>213141401
Yeah they blew up lately they’re on the flenser now too which is a really cool label
>>213141395
Ah yes a pool

Just seen a naughty link

Do you think they thought that within 100 years' time, their descendants would be ethnically replaced in their homeland?

>>213141447
um why isn't it asking for my ID?

>>213141496
need a whiff of the first on the right's hairy muff

newberg
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>>213141460
I've been listening to them since before Deathconsciousness came out
Makes me very happy to see them get the recognition they deserve
My only wish would be they could somehow recover the original masters for the album, but I think that'll never ever happen

>>213135493
>>213135493
>>213135493

Is banning porn good or bad?

pathetic state for a prime time friday night /brit/ thread

he's only gone and linked the old thread

right well that isnt the new is it? cmon now

>>213141610
When's the last time the thread was good at this hour on a Friday?

every time I want to post something you faggots drag on making the new for eternity

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NEW

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