Thread 213141674

licka edition

first for:

I love /brit/ :3

poo smells lmao

So, 2 more weeks?

>thing happens if you do something too much
>thing also happens if you don't something enough
like drinking too much water giving you headaches. shit mechanic.

>>213143344
uwu

>>213143344
just cummed my knickers

>>213143932
>looks like she was about 90 when thatcher died, 13 years ago
>suddenly passed away

hope none of you mongs have given your drivers licence to wank sites

looks like millenials won't do shit
maybe zoomers will one day

Yu Shinoda sexo

cheering that thatcher, an old woman, died of natural causes after living a full life and never being punished for anything she did

>>213144014
gave them my mums, cant drive you see

>>213144014
>drivers licence
FOYC

>>213144014
bold assumption that most of /brit/ can drive
i cant either, but this is not projection

>>213144014
gave my bowser history to proton vpn instead

just had a wank to a porn video with no vpn required

Best EastEnders girls

Avani is a really good actress. Priya is hilarious and sexy.

>>213144061
Alri super mario

>>213144078
grow up

Lads... We lost

massive shout out to Corbyn for splitting the Labour vote and ensuring a stunning Reform victory at the next GE.

aff tae pride tomorrow
hope i can get my arse shagged or at least suck a knob or two

>>213144014
waiting for the inevitable leak of politicians passports and drivers licenses so i can use those to verify instead

>>213144076
how's your mum doing mate?
she good?

>>213144020
>maybe zoomers will one day
Cody Tyrone Garcia-Mcdonalds definitely isn't doing shit.

sir hedgehog squisher

>>213144099
This entire ritual of online petitions are fucking useless if the MPs just say na

>>213141674 (OP)
kek EPIC cat

This is Bill Oddie's daughter. She played Frances in The Krays film

Day 1 of this so called online safety act and I have to admit I’ve caved. I need to see ladies with big bottoms and I have therefore attached my ‘selfie’ as the youth would say in the hope that you can quite clearly see that I am an adult capable of making my own mind up about such things.

new gimmick: pretend i've stopped watching porn due to the ban and my conserved life force has turned me into an ultramasculine ubermensch

>>213144167
clarted it

it's a hard cock life

>>213144167
Peter Hitchens

Does e621 work for you, bongs?

>>213144070
notifying Sir Cheese Burger about this

>>213144183
:)

Wait how are Brits still posting, I thought this was the end of 4chan for them

Hello? Yes. I want to see the ladies with the big bottoms. Upload a photo of myself? Yes. This is me. Now please let me in so I can see them

there has to be an ideological bloc of Labour between the pseudotory Starmerites and the Corbyn-curious lefties, right? as in, just bog-standard social Democrats?

>>213144178
is your mum sick or something?
what's going on lad?

>>213144020
Just two more weeks lil zoom-zoom

I find it strange that internet pornography has been available on the internet since the 90s and its only now a problem?

>>213144234
Hiro is just going to do nothing until Ofcom seethes and makes ISPs block 4chan

>>213144244
who cares

>Born with a small willy
>Not confident with women
>Decide being gay might be easier
>Gay boys require a huge cock to fuck their shitter
>They're bigger size queens than women are
Really durs mah 'ead in lads

how are you guys still posting?

I did not get the vax.
I did not get the pass.
I will not provide the ID.
I will not eat the bugs.
I will not live in the pod.
I will not support Israel or Ukraine.

Just not gonna hahaha

>>213144244
That would be 2015 Ed Miliband

that tea app just had a leak since it was extremely easy to see user data and all the selfies of women on it got doxxed

>>213144167
Whats that hes got covered up? Indoor chicken farm?

sneezing, fneezing and shneezing

did the king do anything with Epstein or nah

>>213144253
kids we'rent able to access it from their pocket in the 90s

Hitlerists in?

where's the OSA doom spammer?

i do worry about you lads x

>>213144328
Life size wax model of his brother chris

>>213144354
there were never any files goy, epstein was just a golfing buddy
now stop asking questions

>>213144377
genuinely looks like me

don't think she's responding lads. can't think why

>>213144372
yh im here. SIEG HEIL!

>>213144377
imagine getting chased through the park by this

>>213144394
Utter retard

>>213144393
hiya kitten x

>>213144393
dont be so harsh on yourself young michael

>>213144394
>bouldering

might go down my local and do the indonesian aura farmer dance

not convinced pooned is a word

>>213144394
>bouldering
She thought you were a fairy

>>213144394
dont tell me this is for a first date

OSA might be based actually
We can use it in 2029 to block gay/trans stuff from kids, stop them getting confused

Lads it's lovely to still be with you all, "poo smells"

>>213144484
not reading all that

stubbed my toe while stimming, call that OWtism

>>213144487
Yes, I've put it in my interests pretty clearly, so I thought why not

Every Millennial I know is a thinly-veiled emotional wreck.

Every Zillennial I know is a high agency, ultra-competent operator.

Every Zoomer I know is an anxiety-ridden, blankie-clutching failson.

bouldering is what sissypuss did, son

https://www.twitch.tv/f1nn5ter
f1nn5ter is live

LAST HURRAH FOR THE ANGLOS 4CHANNERS
https://youtu.be/MmcKPVndlTg

>>213144527
dont care

>>213144527
alien looking ass fingers

>>213144527
seen this lads bum

just witnessed some advertising or begging

advertising or begging

>>213144466
literally all of this is true

>>213144527
seen her put a big dildo up her arse and wiggle it around

>>213144522
no one reads that shit. its all physical at first.
a first date should be a casual coffee or drink. thats it

>>213144550
>>213144558
even on christmas

found lots of salt tolerant plants on my first day at anglesey. sea holly is my favourite because it's like holly combined with thistle

Ruby Granger and Emma Watson in an Ultimate Surrender wrestling match.

>>213144466
would've picked Walt Whitman for America

>>213144484
take your epic tome elsewhere, shakespillock

>>213144527
He's a paedophile btw

>>213144525
I like where this promo is going, brother. Keep cutting.

>>213144571
Get it pissed on
For science

>>213144573
lovely lovely rubes

>>213144527
seen a cloud that was shaped like a dog wiping its arse on the carpet

>>213144571
it's actually a member of the carrot family

>>213144394
>she messaged you first
Is she uggo?

>>213144571
alri bladderwracklad

bongbros...are you staying here with us, r-right?

>>213144519
lil timmy excited x

>>213141674 (OP)
Th𝖊 British constitution h𝖆s 𝖆lw𝖆ys b𝖊𝖊n puzzling 𝖆nd 𝖆lw𝖆ys will b𝖊.

alright lads it's diarrhoea lad here. just got off the toilet after a massive session of you-know-what

>>213144630
how often do you say mamma mia? be honest

need a working porn site NOW

>>213144571
based attenborough, when's the new docu dropping lad

>>213144648
is your mum sick or something?
how's she doing mate?

>>213144616
>Is she uggo?
looks like it

>>213144519
Kamala Harris looking great here. I have a thing for sympathy in women

>>213144663
they all work mate

>>213144519
me talking to female colleagues

>>213144663
bigboobs.com

always something there to remind me

just fired up the VPN, accessed some porn sites. i downloaded pornography to which i shall masturbate over the weekend. i then ceased use of the VPN.

>>213144519
what the fuck is this

>>213144624
is that a lad?

>>213144663
mate probably only about 5% of porn sites on the internet have actually been blocked

Finna visit oxford

>>213144663
el masso de bío

I recently discovered sph. Small penis humiliation. I have a rather large penis. Huge according to some percentile calculators. So why does this genre turn me on?

BASED DONALD is in Scotland! Hurrah!!!

you "people" are so boring when are the good posters coming back

>squibby binble
???

>>213144721
ofcom patting itself on the back for a job well done

>>213144525
>Every Zillennial I know is a high agency, ultra-competent operator.
based
1993-1999 chads rise

my blood pressure is 103/69

>>213144735
pretty sure he flew over my gaff because there was loud as fuck helicopters cutting about today

>>213144630
Foreigners keep coming to this thread and asking this. Go and read the news so we don't have to keep explaining it.

>>213144372
That failure? Please

>>213144703
New video clip by Radiohead

>>213144735
probably tucking into a deep fried mars bar with scotch and heroin on the side as we speak

>>213144565
I think she probably got put off by the cringe >>213144681
nope

>>213144734
no clue but mine is made for kids

any good music albums going?

>>213144788
aye

>>213144744
Pre-Nazi Germany was famous for having lots of degeneracy in Berlin. The 2025 fella would not look out of place 100 years ago

>>213144785
guarantee this bike belongs to a wog

>>213144478
No way that bloke has a clean arse. Women are filthy

>>213144663
PFUGKIDCNFXGE3DF.onion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fruvBq01ZGw

interesting discussion between Nick Griffin and Jim Saleam (Aus nationalist)

>>213144788
no, sorry

>>213144785
Selfish git

>>213144792
care to share?

Didn't Modi visit UK today? Or was it yesterday?

reckon trump is here to meet mousenonce

everywhere in america between the appalachians and the sierra nevada is grim af

the weimar republic was the artistic, scientific, and moral capitol of the world.
for such a brief span, the perfect state burned so bright

Trumps mother is from the village of Tong

>>213144519
erm, right
I need to get some acting lessons

>>213144394
Shes into you. Stop overdoing it

rape attacking my own arse

my cock is the size of a fun size twix

And Canslad?
Well, lads.It's the BIG cans for me

>>213144394
need a better look at that fringe, it looks like she's thinning up top
good jawline thoughever

>>213144663
Pornolab.net

>>213144823
toby was talking about making bombs the other day
coincidence?

my willy is now super large

a DARING synthesis
https://youtu.be/K3n-Mgye7H0

pink ribbon
o.o

>>213144787
homo malay

might have a nephew soon
name suggestions?

>>213144817
Yesterday. He’s in the Maldives today

It's time to move to Muncie, Indiana

>>213144908
rorke

>>213144890
kek so true

what is your professional opinion of /brit/?

>>213144878
probably shouldn't have clicked this...

lovely russian girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD5x8EV6np0

>>213144908
ever shag him up the arse?

>>213144908
Osama

>>213144908
Leon Kompowski

is this historically true

people will be so happy when you die

>>213144908
LaDunkin D'Oughnuts McRorke

pink pony :D

Take this pink ribbon off my eyes
I'm exposed, and it's no big surprise
Don't you think I know exactly where I stand?
This world is forcing me to hold your hand

>>213144863
Why do you pretend to drink beer?

>>213144908
gilderoy

When I travel in Muslim countries, I enjoy being woken at dawn by the Islamic call to prayer.

I should buy a penis pump

>>213144942
The same stale posts. The same dull webms. Just asinine soliloquies. No actual discussions going on. Shouting into the void.

>>213144908
nephewberg

>>213144908
Percival

>>213144948
Non noncey HD torrents

>>213144839
She wasn't photo verified, so she might be fake

>>213144976
I don't like how this female woman speaks with a man's voice

>>213144976
this creature makes me feel sick, if only because of its resemblance to the mousegirl from rings of power

>>213144971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR3Liudev18

POO!

>>213144908
pnurtis

>>213145015
brazil vpn on

>>213144988
sometimes we have actual discussions on british culture when you're not here

>>213145003
it was all russian could be anything on there

>>213144908
If it's Black™ you should call it Hansel Ngretel

Be some cunts that actually upload their identification onto pornhub LMAO

>>213144742
Ktim

>>213144982
But that is their way. Ours is church bells. Let them have their ways in their lands, let us have our ways in ours.

>>213145028
.<3

so we all have plans later yeah? that's why we're on 4chan on a friday night, we're just hitting the clubs later tonight are we?

>>213144952
>Taппинг

>>213144963
yeah
portugeezers shagged a new race of megamutts into existence
british diaspora destroyed the native americans

>>213144908
not really up to you is it mate

found some old guy's passport on google images and it worked for id verification

>>213144963
nah they did the same to the native tribes
but the tribes were also doing the same to each other

I have uploaded face ID onto Reddit tbqh but my profile is extremely benign and dull

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdvnOH060Qg

5 beat changes 1 song. Absolutely mad

>>213145034
You need to create an account. Chrome will translate the page for you. I use it for VR torrents

hope they play pink pony club at pride tomorrow
luv dancing to that one

>>213144963
Yes. It's why only former British colonies are the ones that are even halfway liveable. You don't breed with the local biomass.

>>213145048
Wank and a camomile tea I should think. Then probably rorkeposting u til I fall asleep

The only based CIA glowie is Larry Johnson. He's the only one who hasn't sold his soul to the devil.

Migrant hotels are better defended than our own borders.

>>213144908
Tommy Robinson

>>213144982
stayed next to a big mosque in amman and that was loud and creepy

>>213145008
>mousegirl
um >.<

Beatles went shit after Let It Be

>>213145098
*squeaks* :3

blud stayed with a man loooool

What do you see?

>>213144982
Scared the shit out of me in the early morning when I was staying over at a Turkish girls flat for a few days.
Now when I hear the call to prayer in Medieval 2 siege battles it's comforting.

>>213145060
yeah it is
I'M IN CHARGE HERE

Every lad here is an expert at talking to birds corrr

>>213145123
four candles

>>213145123
forks

had my neck kissed by a lad whilst "hot to go" was playing in a "gay club" once

any man with a good job that he likes in

>>213145108
howling

>>213145150
Didn't this old bint break the law kicking the clerk lol

uh-oh! now you're suffering big style!

>And I am deeply worried by the fact surveys of British Muslims show that their views are at odds with the rest of the UK...

>Only 17% think it is undesirable that women take a more traditional role in society

>Only 27% say it would be undesirable to outlaw gay marriage (compared to 60% of the wider public)

>Only 28% say it would be undesirable to outlaw homosexuality in the UK (compared to 62% of the public as a whole)

>Only 26% say it would be undesirable to outlaw abortion, compared to 63% of the public as a whole

>Only 35% say it would be undesirable to legalise polygamy, compared to 70% of the public

>Maybe the Imam should be worried about that? As it is clear those views are not compatible.
This is british culture???

>>213145166
FONT

nth for the baddiedem

>>213145123
four forks

fart poo

>>213145077
you must be joking
go listen to gentle giant or something

how are you still here??

>>213145219
>38% are against faggotry

Might move to the UK

>>213144823
Well he's not there to meet that angry little Scottish woman

>>213145219
people should just say they do want mosques or muslims in the uk its much easier.

>>213145175
>job
Lmao no, 1200 PIP a month though....

>>213145219
I’m not religious but I’m deeply uncomfortable with the latest definition of abortion as passed by the commons. Killing a baby at any point before it’s born can’t be right. It’s like the Spartans leaving babies out to die or the Carthaginians sacrificing their first born to Moloch

>>213145219
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1m8shvv/half_of_brits_think_islam_not_compatible_with/

>>213145175
no, constantly getting yelled at x

you have to show ID to watch porn but not when you enter the country on a boat

>>213145219
white liberals still acting like their values are universal and axiomatic and not the product of specific european cultures

>>213144669
She's probably eating poison having that utter mongoloid as a son.

>>213145328
You have to go in front of a judge to obtain an eviction but not to get an ‘assisted death’

>>213144908
I always like classic names for babies that have lots of variations. William, Edward, Elizabeth. That way they can adapt to suit their personality

>>213145289
Working is good for you though. A good way to stay fit if you do a physical job, a good way to enjoy the sunshine if you're outdoors, a good way to socialise with different groups of people, and if you work in a warehouse or some kind of sales then it's perfect for pilfering things that a big business won't really miss haha

(Plus you get £2,000 a month or so if you do even a menial job)

>>213145175
no work with a bunch of petty cunty freaks x

>>213141674 (OP)
how come im not banned

>>213145392
t. Jayden McChav

*surreptitiously googles axiomatic*

pig bottom
pig bottom
talk about curly tails
my pig's got 'em

Abbey Road is the best Beetles album - by a lot!

>>213145429
your virginity is axiomatic

BROS TRUMPS GONNA COUP THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT AND MAKE THE UK GREAT AGAIN

dentist said i have gum disease but apparently like half of people have it so no big deal

>>213145429
think it's one of them salamander things from mexico

>>213145175
I did several shots at lunch today since once of the interns turned 21 which a senior manager paid for the bottle of vodka from Tesco

So there's that

watching battlestar galactica (reboot of course)

battlearse gashatica

>>213145444
it's funny seeing how non-whites aren't inhibited by christian slave morality and secular christianity (liberalism)

>>213145442
2/10 very weak bait
try harder

What does this meme mean?

>>213145475
Will defend to my dying breath that the BSG pilot was the greatest single episode of television ever aired.

>>213145475
I HATE black market and scar

>>213145516
let me guess, white album psued?

>>213145123
four candles

>>213145450
that's fucking retarded
eat vitamin c

>>213145443
done me

>>213145529
this made boomers lose their fucking minds

only those who can fit may post on /brit/

>>213145596
>>213145596
>>213145596

>>213145583
get some new files to use as the OP you fucking retard faggot

>>213145565
>>213145565
>>213145565

>>213145630
bit early

>>213145608
>>213145630
get em janman

fucks sake

there is no janny anymore