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>>213141521
so is /brit/ dying or is that just a meme
>>213145729Meme now shut up
>>213145729Meme but it's still possible the site might be made inaccessible to bongs at a later date
>>213145754Fashist an di attack
Noh baddah worry 'bout dat
Fashist an di attack
Wi wi' fite dem back
Fashist an di attack
Den wi countah-attack
Fashist an di attack
Den wi drive dem back
We gonna smash their brains in
Cause they ain't got nofink in 'em
We gonna smash their brains in
Cause they ain't got nofink in 'em
sirrrrrrrr please i am fucking indian sirrrr please help meeeee
>>213145729meme for now all the websites that have blocked so far have done so by themselves to avoid future consequences
>>213145649https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG4OwU8vE2g
I am BBQing a baked potato, sausages, and will compliment it with a fresh garden salad.
I mean, it ain't exactly a Paul McCartney song for clarity of purpose, but everyone knows Eleanor Rigby already, except for zoomers
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Parentsteins be like "hmm home from work time to watch the most brutal violent shit imaginable"
do people still like funky pops?
>>213146038if Warhammer were presented like this then I wouldn't be a fan of Warhammer
>>213145950>are ya winning, son?
>>213146079it could make for a good set of MTG though, but that's only cause they succumbed to decadence, madness and megalomania a few short years after blowing up in the late 90s and ruling the boardgames market for a couple of editions
If a ghost suddenly appeared and asked you for a blowjob and said he would give you a billion dollars as well as ghost powers in exchange would you do it? The ghost looks pretty poor so you're not sure he has the billion dollars but at the same time you are talking to a ghost and now have proof of the supernatural.
The Hyperboreans have an average IQ of 860 and average height of 7'5".
>>213146195I'd ask for 100 million upfront
>>213146203Didn't he HALO games have some lore about aliens purposely making humans retarded apes because they got too evolved or something?
>>213146203I bet they have some crazy sex
I went fishing and fed stray cats today, that's enough
>>213146203there's no correlation between height and iq
>>213146315>and fed stray cats
>>213146348i look like that
>>213146315that river looks grim like the place you'd find a decomposing hobo corpse or something
>>213146315was brian setzer there?
>>213146295The Hyperboreans are socially conservative and they don't approve of whatever perverse acts you are imagining.
>>213146366a small river that feeds into my big river, it's full of German brown trout, very delicious
>>213146375mild kek, no
>>213145729The British government passed this horrible Online Safety Act that puts ridiculous requirements on websites. In essence, it destroys privacy by forcing websites to do stuff like ID checks or facial video submissions to check age, as well as imposing extreme moderation requirements that only huge companies like Alphabet or Meta can afford. A lot of smaller British websites and forums are opting to shut down, rather than face the legal consequences. Many people were anticipating that 4chan would rangeban Brits, rather than be subject to the insane requirements, but nothing happened. Itโs possible that Hiro is either unaware that the British government may be about to get after him, he may be willing to completely ignore the fines and such, or he may be willing to fight them in the courts. Whatever Hiroโs reasons, the Brits are still here.
ChatGPT o3 being a dumb ass atm.
>>213146413i am going to fill it with japanese carp and destroy your ecosystem and economy because i am a sneaky chinaman hehehe
>>213146195Didn't this happen on Danny Phantom
Penis hard but this bitch leaving me on read
>>213146336there is actually
>>213146458Don't talk like that about your mother!
>>213146458Tell her.
Tell her your dick is hard and balls are full of sperm.
FUCK I should have known he didn't actually have 1 billion dollars that's such an unrealistic amount, how did I fall for this?
I was fingering my wife yesterday and my silicon wedding ring caught her clit and she said it kind of hurt
It's like boom bye bye in a batty boy 'ead
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>>213146406They don't 69?
>>213146578>silicon wedding ringNig what on Earth, are you poor as dirty or something?
It took 4oz of weight to balance my tire but jesus, what a difference it made
SCREAMING the N-word right now.
going to shower. anyone wishes to join?
>>213146628alcohol?!
in MY cum?!
i don't think so buddy.
>>213146203This is the white people version of we wuz kangz
>>213146632No I just work in heavy industry. I could just have a metql one and take it off at work, but desu it's not something I care at all about
Some a dem say dem a nigga hater
>>213146665kinda craving one myself if I'm being honest
>>213146674If you were a character in Zombieland then you'd be Dearborn
Imagine eating this good.
>>213146712I like really dry ciders but most you can find in the store are sweet and semisweet
>>213146707is this some galaxy brained way of calling me muslim
because i aint
i just don't want unnecessary medical issues
>>213146764same, there's only 2 i've found that aren't sugary slop but they're usually pretty pricey. decided to treat myself this time because i've been a gud boi tho.
>>213146748why are you eating plantation slave food?
Screaming at Mr. GPT at the moment to work.
>>213146632Itโs typical among people whose line of work involves certain power tools or heavy equipment; anything that could involve something catching on the wedding ring and ripping the finger off
>>213146748it would be so easy to psyop jason in to eating raw eggs
>>213146650>It took 4oz of weight to balance my tirethat's a lot, why?
>>213146748what a bizarre life you live. i almost pity you.
>>213146578>silicon wedding ring>siliconi hope your wife's pussy has enough RAM
>>213146844I work with some heavy equipment every night I call it your mother!
>>213146632one time I went to jump off my army vehicle, and my gold ring got stuck on something, I almost ended up hanging by my ring finger, I have not wore it since
once I found a dildo in my mom's sock drawer while I was looking for money so I borrowed it and it was a pretty good ride, kinda thicker than what I'm used to but anyway when I was finished I was cleaning it off and there was something etched into the side near the base , turns out it was the name of one of those services that makes custom printed dildos of real life dicks and I've been too scared to even think about whose it was it was probably my dads!!!!!!!
>>213146748ignore the other anons, looks good. i'd have it as a meal. maybe swap the red hot with worchestershire sauce.
>>213146965I've seen this reddit post like 20 times
@grok, prepare the getaway g2g missile salvo
>>213146748Do you always eat alone or sometimes with the familyberg?
>>213146690>>213146844>>213146917Yall some puss-ah-niggas for real.
>>213146978go back to reclclit
>>213147035it gets reposted here and on twitter though by people like (you)
>>213146965imagine taking the time to make this post and then not immediately killing yourself afterwards
>>213147022hang yourself by one finger and tell me how it feels
>>213147022I donโt have that sort of job, and Iโm not married; just explaining
I have decided that tomorrow, on my precious weekend, I shall venture into the hustle and bustle of the Big City to explore the sights and sounds. Wish me luck.
hating myself a bit more than usual
roblox_oof_sound_effect.mp4
>>213147121Tulsa, Oklahoma?
>>213147112Lol havent pushed it this far before.
Ittusu za wiikendo *translator's note: It's the weekend*
>>213147171>>213147172Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
toilberg is really beginning to test me
>>213147287Would you like to expand on your critique, give us the...urban point of view?
Smoky bacon crispers are highkey bussin
>>213147002Every time I post at the table I'm sitting between my sisters and a across from my parents.
how do you deal with a roastie leaving you?
>>213147341>bussinhttps://youtu.be/0G3MeYJo1LU?feature=shared
Why does GPT love responding with fucking tables? nearly every response it finds a way to put the information in a dumb table.
>>213147398I certainly don't kill and eat the HAH HA
>>213146578i once made a girl cum by eating her out. Took whole 10mins tho
this girl sends you this pic saying she misses you
your reply?
>>213147407the reason is obvious
>>213147418white linkara zeo ranger
>>213147431i made yo momma cum in 5 mins thoever
>>213147418>yfw the chink empties his drawer in 5, you castrate the Jew with a bowie knife and you get to call your black coworkers 'muscle'
>>213147431I made a girl cum twice in 10 minutes when I ate her out
It's very easy to do actually
She was fat though don't be jealous
>>213147436why would anyone in their right mind do that?
>>213147112just said what if i had 2 kilos of polonium to chatgpt and it did not do that, i did said some things about it and it apparently 2 kilos could kill everyone on earth, that shit super hardcore
killing myself is the logical conclusion to my life and each day is simply delaying the inevitable
>>213147474>eating fat pussyFat pussy warriors are well respected too
>>213147474mine was hot as hell. wish she liked me back too
>>213147496Then do it faggot
Kill yourself
You have my permission. No, my blessing
>>213147482I just said, she misses me
>>213147518no i meant, why would anyone in their right mind, send me, evil incarnate, a text?
>>213147436I would say
>i miss u 2 bbyBecause a kind of ugly chick is better than no chick if you kind of like her
>>213147515did not request nor desire either of those things but thank you for the (You)
>>213147436I don't date beaner bitches.
>>213147537maybe she is too
>>213147502I'm over it, I haven't gotten laid since then since I vowed to never settle for someone like that again.
Since then (about a year ago) I've been on dates with 7 women (2 of whom were particularly attractive), and got a few 2nd dates, but nothing ever materializes.
I'm still clueless at dating, when I am I supposed to kiss them? Do I ask or just go in for the kiss?
>>213147496Life is a video game and resisting the call to end it early is God's "high score"
>>213147576>Do I ask or just go in for the kiss?Depends on the vibe
In your case maybe it is safer to axe first...
>>213147539she is super fun
>>213147544can you find one if you want one?
>>213147511>>213147576Meant to give you a (You) as well
going on a date in 30 mins
>>213147616Ignore any advice you read in this general
>>213147576no don't do that until you can read them
if you're an oaf and she's into it she'll let you know.
>>213147576KEK mine chased me too and literally asked me to fuck her. I am so retarded, god I wish she comes back
>>213147616Look down at her breasts
>>213147349After I married one of your sisters I will dine with you at the same table.
>>213147662You're like 50 years old.
>>213147609No, unfortunately there are not many Sexican chicas in Europe.
>>213147702Now this being the single most perverted porn site in the history of the normie internet, you have to ask yourself...have I ever seen oldje...well have ya, punk?
siiick double xp in cod. time to finish leveling the tsarkov and get that damn sight.
>>213147760At 50 a man is in his prime
Lots of young women would be willing to date older guys with money.
Iโm gonna do something based
>/cum/ is rife with normies
unironically there is no place left for people like me
>>213147784Explains the whole Epstein thing
>fart
>smell lingers for several minutes
This is a 61 year old man
>>213147829The eff one moovie wssn't that great
>>213147823I KNOW WHAT YOU MUST BE THINKING...IS HE ONLY FIRING BLANKS OR BOOMER GOLD? WELL, IN ALL THIS COMMOTION OF BOOMER TITTIES SLAPPING ON MY DADBOD I HAVE TO ADMIT I KINDA LOST TRACK MY OWN SELF!
>insane fucked up sulfuric fresh asphalt smelling farts for an hour>poo twice in the next hour and resume farting>one fart has long hang time and is punctuated by a gurgle and spray of foul yellow liquidSo glad I was at home, haven't sharted in a decade
>>213147816Fart niqqas rise up
>>213147793>people like meNeet incel chuds?
You can stay hot until your 60s if you take care of yourself and have good genes.
>>213147879I'm not even a chud just a neet incel
>>213147849probably because F1 is gay and so are all F1 fans
>>213147881I could never jerk it to her because my mom has the same freckles
>>213147889Wouldn't you rather interact with a diverse array of people? It's far more entertaining than some echo chamber
>>213147829Looks appropriately 61.
>>213147905not when they're talking about having sex and going on dates
just reminds me of what a failure I am and makes me want to open my wrists and paint a wall
>>213147895l m a o got his fucking ass
>>213147904is your mom an S tier milf too?
>>213147812The whole Epste*n thing is hoax created by Obama.
>>213147923If you're under the age of 50 you can still have sex and go on dates
>>213147907BRING HOME THE MOTHERLODE, BARRY!
>>213147949the older I get the more I hate Jared Leto
>>213147929Barack Hussein would never do that
>>213147945sure yeah and I can be a millionaire
in theory and in practice are far apart
I wish we lived in a fantasy world where amazonesses were real and they captures me and bullied me while they used me for breeding and that some of them were futas (infertile which is why they need outside males) and that sometimes the futas would use me for relief as well
I wish I knew more examples of middle aged men in security jobs worshipping their loadout or their coming out on top of an armed struggle in hollywood thrillers, it's my favorite genre of lit
>>213147949One day I will visit Ljubljana, the capital of your country
*jamaican guy voice*
sometime you just rippem rye off the muthafukin domes piece... no thot required fully auto-matic ja feel?
I'm prepared to make the argument that ranch dressing is actually the best salad dressing of all.
>>213148037Stop posting this shit nigga damn we get it!
Will be playing tennis today.
the herbal jew makes me docile but it is the only thing that makes me feel good
I sent a message to this ewhore I'm obsessed with asking how much for a short video and I feel so fucking dumb and embarrassed but I've never been obsessed with any woman like I am with her it's like I went in to creative mode and made my own custom 10/10 for myself, god I get horny just thinkng about her
I meant to add 'sociopathically' because no one monologues in crime movies unless they're a cold hard crook.
>>213148044nah bun dem pickney with dem rifle deh yardie cha
This is what rich people bought instead of Lamborghinis in the 15th century
>>213148128Very sad many such cases etcetera etcetera........
Would you like to go to the kokomo with me, anon?
>>213148128seriously hope you're a jeet
>>213148157I want to kokoblow my brains out
>>213148144There were no Lamborghinis back then
>>213148128I hope this is a pasta.
>>213148171That's not good, don't do that
>>213148173Your mom was a lamborghini back then
>>213148044'
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nMBml1iNvtk
This is still my favorite video of all time
>>213148157Aruber jamaicer
Iโm assistant cashier to the assistant cashier
Who will be the first country to kick their "refugees" out? Will it even happen?
i hate women but i also hate men
>>213148151I hate it but she's so cute
>>213148167Jeets harass women on facebook I'm asking a where for services
>>213148178Don't you fuck prostitutes?
>>213148230You might make cashier in 15 or 20 years if you're good and you're lucky. Don't squander this opportunity
>>213148198His mom had more bulls in her than the logo of Lamborghini.
>>213148232can you even revoke citizenship without violating international law
I have no idea how this woman is a professor at a prestigious university when every other sentence is flat out wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxIeJjEGLdo
>>213148282Are they citizens?
>>213148232no we did not take action in time and now every country will be majority jeet in the next 100 years its just math
>>213148242i hate myself (not the band)
>>213148295yea pretty sure these refugees were made legal citizens
>>213148317I hate myself to beat the band. OHHH!
Shabbat Shalom my fellow /cum/mers
The fuck does a Brazilian know about refugees and Indians?
fuck the second edible is starting to hit, I can hear the springs in my keyboard as I type
Told co-worker Gf is on vacation in another continent and she started making moves on me. This is not good :/
>>213148282If your country is the only Jewish state in the world you absolutely can and have!
>>213148363He thinks heโs white for some reason
>>213148416>Roblox_Ooofff.mp4
>>213148245Fucking women for money is way less cucked than asking for a video.
>>213148387jes be irie RRRASSS alla dem I-cidence fi Babylan bombaclaat faal aweh as you start fi feel de power of JAH! rrrrostafarrri, y' knah wha' I mean?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsrcrceVsUU
>>213148479>Fucking women for moneyFuck thay I rather spend it on myself
Whoโs drunk
Whoโs high
Whoโs gooning
My buddy FK and I fucking Ukrainian escorts after a night out... the dream..
>>213148506https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdBQFlDOv0s
yes
>>213148531Hope you enjoy AIDS
Oh Jesus weโre depending on you
>>213148566A Ukr chick wants me to fuck her. She has a 12 year old son, so it's OK...or is it? Also, she's flat and short, which is why I have resisted so far, even after almost 10 years. I mean, I do have standards!
Y'know I smoked a lot of grass
OH LAWD
I've popped a lotta pills
>>213148611NOW THE DEALER!
>>213146821There's a place down in oregon called "Son of Man" and I recently tried their stuff. It's a traditional basque cider, so very dry, little carbonation and has that wild yeast funck to it. I thought it was great, complex flavor that really hit the spot. But it's not for everyone
>>213146856It has a rim lock
Discuss the [latest controversy]
We just canโt figure it out
What sauce goes with fish
>>213148768tartar sauce, cocktail sauce, or a lemon dressing
>>213148725UH YANKEE FOXTROT, WE'VE GOT UHHH URBAN ELEMENTS OVER
if jews are so bad why is usa one of the best countries in the world
million dollar idea: create indie game, contact porn studios, pay them a small amount to have your game in the background of a bunch of porn, game because known as that game from porn, sell copies off the meme
>>213148809chuds are jealous of their success
>>213148823it's not up fpr contestation, its just a fact
momberg visited me for my birthday
>>213148854but you have never been there so you cannot say that.
I don't wanna goon forever
'Cause I know I'll be cooming in vain
And I don't wanna goon wherever
I just wanna keep calling your name
>>213148566they test the brothel prozzies in yurop. the frenchie arab fucks those ukies on the daily and he's fine.
had another dream where i was about to have sex with my cousin but woke up when i was about to insert it
>RED ROVER, RED ROVER, BE ADVISED! WE HAVE GOT CONFIRMED REPORTS OF SASSY GURLFRIENDS AND TOUGH BUSTAS IN THE DEPLOYMENT ZONE! TOP SAYS DO NOT ENGAGE, REPEAT!
>AHHH, SHIT, WHY DID ALL THIS SHIT HAVE TO GO DOWN AFTER '20?
>>213148971Abiotic factor is pretty good. But it has some bugs and annoying bits
>>213149050why are you obsessed with canada
>>213148072best pizza dipping sauce (honourable mentions to garlic sauce)
>>213148992I saw youtubers playing some of it, and it even had some bushworld adventures spoofs of HL cutscenes...but then the youtubers started giggling like schoolgirls as they always do
>>213149069I'm not. They are literally the country across from us I kind of have to talk about them from time to time. I mean I don't exactly think it would be appropriate if I talked about Albania in this matter
haven't had ranch since i stopped consuming sneed goyls
>>213149105tsundere ahh >_<
>>213149121>sneedsomething i need?
>>213149134you should apologize to yourself for being indo-european
Seeing a lot of homeless BMWF couples these days
>>213149163You got the indo part right
just spent some time observing the denizens of /brit/. confirmed my suspicion that it is still one of the shittiest generals on this board.
Apparently I have to go eat here
>>213149215What were they talking about
>>213149201in India I drank 7% cider called Kingfisher and it was deceptively strong. It was the only thing they had on the gangetic plain.
>>213149257If it isn't above 10% ABV I don't drink it
>>213149235Did Guy Fieri say so?
>>213149257>kingfishNow hol on dere Sapphire
>>213149238pedophiles and destroying the white race and being cucks to their government
>>213149283sexo con mejican cummy bummy
>>213149280>>213149283Apparently Bill Murray frequents it so I'm think I'm going to try it out since it's a Friday fuck it
>>213149353>Apparently Bill Murray frequents itbut of course he would, fucking tryhard faggot hipster cunt.
>>213149380Nigger I will beat you to death with my cock if you ever speak to me like that again
How do I low key rizz up some snowbunnies
>>213149401i will shove BBCs in every one of your holes as far as they will go but even farther
>>213149474Make the new thread
i will cum in your asshole