Thread 213145668

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Previous >>213141521

so is /brit/ dying or is that just a meme

Monkey pussy

>>213145729
Meme now shut up

>>213145729
Meme but it's still possible the site might be made inaccessible to bongs at a later date

>>213145754
Fashist an di attack
Noh baddah worry 'bout dat
Fashist an di attack
Wi wi' fite dem back
Fashist an di attack
Den wi countah-attack
Fashist an di attack
Den wi drive dem back

We gonna smash their brains in
Cause they ain't got nofink in 'em
We gonna smash their brains in
Cause they ain't got nofink in 'em

sirrrrrrrr please i am fucking indian sirrrr please help meeeee

>>213145729
meme for now all the websites that have blocked so far have done so by themselves to avoid future consequences

>>213145649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG4OwU8vE2g

I am BBQing a baked potato, sausages, and will compliment it with a fresh garden salad.

I mean, it ain't exactly a Paul McCartney song for clarity of purpose, but everyone knows Eleanor Rigby already, except for zoomers

Parentsteins be like "hmm home from work time to watch the most brutal violent shit imaginable"

do people still like funky pops?

>>213146038
if Warhammer were presented like this then I wouldn't be a fan of Warhammer

>>213145950
>are ya winning, son?

>>213146079
it could make for a good set of MTG though, but that's only cause they succumbed to decadence, madness and megalomania a few short years after blowing up in the late 90s and ruling the boardgames market for a couple of editions

If a ghost suddenly appeared and asked you for a blowjob and said he would give you a billion dollars as well as ghost powers in exchange would you do it? The ghost looks pretty poor so you're not sure he has the billion dollars but at the same time you are talking to a ghost and now have proof of the supernatural.

The Hyperboreans have an average IQ of 860 and average height of 7'5".

>>213146195
yes

>>213146195
I'd ask for 100 million upfront

>>213146203
Didn't he HALO games have some lore about aliens purposely making humans retarded apes because they got too evolved or something?

>>213146203
I bet they have some crazy sex

I went fishing and fed stray cats today, that's enough

>>213146203
there's no correlation between height and iq

>>213146315
>and fed stray cats

>>213146348
i look like that

>>213146315
that river looks grim like the place you'd find a decomposing hobo corpse or something

>>213146315
was brian setzer there?

>>213146295
The Hyperboreans are socially conservative and they don't approve of whatever perverse acts you are imagining.

>>213146366
a small river that feeds into my big river, it's full of German brown trout, very delicious
>>213146375
mild kek, no

>>213145729
The British government passed this horrible Online Safety Act that puts ridiculous requirements on websites. In essence, it destroys privacy by forcing websites to do stuff like ID checks or facial video submissions to check age, as well as imposing extreme moderation requirements that only huge companies like Alphabet or Meta can afford. A lot of smaller British websites and forums are opting to shut down, rather than face the legal consequences. Many people were anticipating that 4chan would rangeban Brits, rather than be subject to the insane requirements, but nothing happened. It’s possible that Hiro is either unaware that the British government may be about to get after him, he may be willing to completely ignore the fines and such, or he may be willing to fight them in the courts. Whatever Hiro’s reasons, the Brits are still here.

ChatGPT o3 being a dumb ass atm.

>>213146413
i am going to fill it with japanese carp and destroy your ecosystem and economy because i am a sneaky chinaman hehehe

>>213146195
Didn't this happen on Danny Phantom

Penis hard but this bitch leaving me on read

>>213146336
there is actually

>>213146458
Don't talk like that about your mother!

>>213146458
Tell her.
Tell her your dick is hard and balls are full of sperm.

FUCK I should have known he didn't actually have 1 billion dollars that's such an unrealistic amount, how did I fall for this?

I was fingering my wife yesterday and my silicon wedding ring caught her clit and she said it kind of hurt

It's like boom bye bye in a batty boy 'ead

>>213146467
go on

i'm bored

>>213146578
das gay

>>213146406
They don't 69?

Its beer o'clock

>>213146578
>silicon wedding ring
Nig what on Earth, are you poor as dirty or something?

It took 4oz of weight to balance my tire but jesus, what a difference it made

SCREAMING the N-word right now.

Drink beer

going to shower. anyone wishes to join?

>>213146628
alcohol?!
in MY cum?!
i don't think so buddy.

>>213146203
This is the white people version of we wuz kangz

>>213146632
No I just work in heavy industry. I could just have a metql one and take it off at work, but desu it's not something I care at all about

Some a dem say dem a nigga hater

>>213146665
kinda craving one myself if I'm being honest

>>213146674
If you were a character in Zombieland then you'd be Dearborn

>>213146665
>>213146698
just cracked a cidey

Imagine eating this good.

>>213146712
I like really dry ciders but most you can find in the store are sweet and semisweet

>>213146707
is this some galaxy brained way of calling me muslim
because i aint
i just don't want unnecessary medical issues

>>213146764
same, there's only 2 i've found that aren't sugary slop but they're usually pretty pricey. decided to treat myself this time because i've been a gud boi tho.

>>213146748
why are you eating plantation slave food?

Screaming at Mr. GPT at the moment to work.

>>213146632
It’s typical among people whose line of work involves certain power tools or heavy equipment; anything that could involve something catching on the wedding ring and ripping the finger off

>>213146748
it would be so easy to psyop jason in to eating raw eggs

>>213146650
>It took 4oz of weight to balance my tire
that's a lot, why?

>>213146748
what a bizarre life you live. i almost pity you.

>>213146578
>silicon wedding ring
>silicon

i hope your wife's pussy has enough RAM

>>213146844
I work with some heavy equipment every night I call it your mother!

>>213146632
one time I went to jump off my army vehicle, and my gold ring got stuck on something, I almost ended up hanging by my ring finger, I have not wore it since

>>213146906
LOL

once I found a dildo in my mom's sock drawer while I was looking for money so I borrowed it and it was a pretty good ride, kinda thicker than what I'm used to but anyway when I was finished I was cleaning it off and there was something etched into the side near the base , turns out it was the name of one of those services that makes custom printed dildos of real life dicks and I've been too scared to even think about whose it was it was probably my dads!!!!!!!

>>213146748
ignore the other anons, looks good. i'd have it as a meal. maybe swap the red hot with worchestershire sauce.

>>213146965
I've seen this reddit post like 20 times

@grok, prepare the getaway g2g missile salvo

>>213146748
Do you always eat alone or sometimes with the familyberg?

>>213146690
>>213146844
>>213146917
Yall some puss-ah-niggas for real.

>>213146978
go back to reclclit

blackpink in your area

>>213147035
it gets reposted here and on twitter though by people like (you)

>>213146965
imagine taking the time to make this post and then not immediately killing yourself afterwards

>>213147022
hang yourself by one finger and tell me how it feels

anon kyuuuuuuuuuun~~~ :3

>>213147022
I don’t have that sort of job, and I’m not married; just explaining

I have decided that tomorrow, on my precious weekend, I shall venture into the hustle and bustle of the Big City to explore the sights and sounds. Wish me luck.

hating myself a bit more than usual

roblox_oof_sound_effect.mp4

>>213147121
What city?

>>213147121
Tulsa, Oklahoma?

penis
sex
cum
semen

>>213147168
>.mp4

I don't respect women.

>>213147112
Lol havent pushed it this far before.

Ittusu za wiikendo *translator's note: It's the weekend*

>>213147171
>>213147172
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

>>213146156
Finger my ass

toilberg is really beginning to test me

>>213147287
Would you like to expand on your critique, give us the...urban point of view?

Smoky bacon crispers are highkey bussin

>>213147002
Every time I post at the table I'm sitting between my sisters and a across from my parents.

how do you deal with a roastie leaving you?

>>213147341
>bussin
https://youtu.be/0G3MeYJo1LU?feature=shared

Why does GPT love responding with fucking tables? nearly every response it finds a way to put the information in a dumb table.

the white power ranger

>>213147398
I certainly don't kill and eat the HAH HA

>>213146578
i once made a girl cum by eating her out. Took whole 10mins tho

this girl sends you this pic saying she misses you
your reply?

>>213147407
the reason is obvious

>>213147418
white linkara zeo ranger

>>213147431
i made yo momma cum in 5 mins thoever

>>213147418
>yfw the chink empties his drawer in 5, you castrate the Jew with a bowie knife and you get to call your black coworkers 'muscle'

>>213147431
I made a girl cum twice in 10 minutes when I ate her out
It's very easy to do actually
She was fat though don't be jealous

>>213147437
Israel?

>>213147436
why would anyone in their right mind do that?

>>213147112
just said what if i had 2 kilos of polonium to chatgpt and it did not do that, i did said some things about it and it apparently 2 kilos could kill everyone on earth, that shit super hardcore

killing myself is the logical conclusion to my life and each day is simply delaying the inevitable

>>213147474
>eating fat pussy
Fat pussy warriors are well respected too

>>213147474
mine was hot as hell. wish she liked me back too

>>213147496
Then do it faggot
Kill yourself
You have my permission. No, my blessing

>>213147482
I just said, she misses me

>>213147518
no i meant, why would anyone in their right mind, send me, evil incarnate, a text?

>>213147436
I would say
>i miss u 2 bby
Because a kind of ugly chick is better than no chick if you kind of like her

>>213147515
did not request nor desire either of those things but thank you for the (You)

>>213147436
I don't date beaner bitches.

>>213147537
maybe she is too

>>213147502
I'm over it, I haven't gotten laid since then since I vowed to never settle for someone like that again.
Since then (about a year ago) I've been on dates with 7 women (2 of whom were particularly attractive), and got a few 2nd dates, but nothing ever materializes.
I'm still clueless at dating, when I am I supposed to kiss them? Do I ask or just go in for the kiss?

>>213147496
Life is a video game and resisting the call to end it early is God's "high score"

>>213147576
>Do I ask or just go in for the kiss?
Depends on the vibe
In your case maybe it is safer to axe first...

>>213147539
she is super fun
>>213147544
can you find one if you want one?

>>213147511
>>213147576
Meant to give you a (You) as well

I ignore women

going on a date in 30 mins

>>213147616
Ignore any advice you read in this general

>>213147576
no don't do that until you can read them
if you're an oaf and she's into it she'll let you know.

>>213147576
KEK mine chased me too and literally asked me to fuck her. I am so retarded, god I wish she comes back

>>213147616
Look down at her breasts

>>213147349
After I married one of your sisters I will dine with you at the same table.

>>213147661
no

>>213147631
yes sir

>>213146665
OK boss

>>213147662
You're like 50 years old.

>>213147609
No, unfortunately there are not many Sexican chicas in Europe.

>>213147702
Now this being the single most perverted porn site in the history of the normie internet, you have to ask yourself...have I ever seen oldje...well have ya, punk?

50 is young

siiick double xp in cod. time to finish leveling the tsarkov and get that damn sight.

>>213147760
At 50 a man is in his prime

Lots of young women would be willing to date older guys with money.

I’m gonna do something based

>/cum/ is rife with normies
unironically there is no place left for people like me

>>213147784
Explains the whole Epstein thing

>fart
>smell lingers for several minutes

Bitch ass kraut

This is a 61 year old man

>>213147816
forgot pic

>>213147829
The eff one moovie wssn't that great

>>213147823
I KNOW WHAT YOU MUST BE THINKING...IS HE ONLY FIRING BLANKS OR BOOMER GOLD? WELL, IN ALL THIS COMMOTION OF BOOMER TITTIES SLAPPING ON MY DADBOD I HAVE TO ADMIT I KINDA LOST TRACK MY OWN SELF!

>insane fucked up sulfuric fresh asphalt smelling farts for an hour
>poo twice in the next hour and resume farting
>one fart has long hang time and is punctuated by a gurgle and spray of foul yellow liquid
So glad I was at home, haven't sharted in a decade
>>213147816
Fart niqqas rise up

>>213147793
>people like me
Neet incel chuds?

You can stay hot until your 60s if you take care of yourself and have good genes.

>>213147879
I'm not even a chud just a neet incel

>>213147849
probably because F1 is gay and so are all F1 fans

>>213147881
I could never jerk it to her because my mom has the same freckles

>>213147889
Wouldn't you rather interact with a diverse array of people? It's far more entertaining than some echo chamber

>>213147829
Looks appropriately 61.

>>213147905
not when they're talking about having sex and going on dates
just reminds me of what a failure I am and makes me want to open my wrists and paint a wall

>>213147895
l m a o got his fucking ass

>>213147904
is your mom an S tier milf too?

>>213147812
The whole Epste*n thing is hoax created by Obama.

>>213147923
If you're under the age of 50 you can still have sex and go on dates

>>213147907
BRING HOME THE MOTHERLODE, BARRY!

Shut up kraut

>>213147881
Who is this

>>213147949
the older I get the more I hate Jared Leto

>>213147929
Barack Hussein would never do that

>>213147945
sure yeah and I can be a millionaire
in theory and in practice are far apart

I wish we lived in a fantasy world where amazonesses were real and they captures me and bullied me while they used me for breeding and that some of them were futas (infertile which is why they need outside males) and that sometimes the futas would use me for relief as well

I wish I knew more examples of middle aged men in security jobs worshipping their loadout or their coming out on top of an armed struggle in hollywood thrillers, it's my favorite genre of lit

>>213147949
One day I will visit Ljubljana, the capital of your country

>>213147959
My mommygf

*jamaican guy voice*
sometime you just rippem rye off the muthafukin domes piece... no thot required fully auto-matic ja feel?

I'm prepared to make the argument that ranch dressing is actually the best salad dressing of all.

>>213148037
Stop posting this shit nigga damn we get it!

Will be playing tennis today.

the herbal jew makes me docile but it is the only thing that makes me feel good

I sent a message to this ewhore I'm obsessed with asking how much for a short video and I feel so fucking dumb and embarrassed but I've never been obsessed with any woman like I am with her it's like I went in to creative mode and made my own custom 10/10 for myself, god I get horny just thinkng about her

I meant to add 'sociopathically' because no one monologues in crime movies unless they're a cold hard crook.

>>213148044
nah bun dem pickney with dem rifle deh yardie cha

This is what rich people bought instead of Lamborghinis in the 15th century

>>213148128
Very sad many such cases etcetera etcetera........

Would you like to go to the kokomo with me, anon?

>>213148128
seriously hope you're a jeet

>>213148157
I want to kokoblow my brains out

>>213148144
There were no Lamborghinis back then

>>213148128
I hope this is a pasta.

>>213148171
That's not good, don't do that

>>213148173
Your mom was a lamborghini back then

>>213148044'
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nMBml1iNvtk
This is still my favorite video of all time

>>213148157
Aruber jamaicer

I’m assistant cashier to the assistant cashier

Who will be the first country to kick their "refugees" out? Will it even happen?

Having insane shits
Hbu

i hate women but i also hate men

>>213148151
I hate it but she's so cute
>>213148167
Jeets harass women on facebook I'm asking a where for services
>>213148178
Don't you fuck prostitutes?

>>213148230
You might make cashier in 15 or 20 years if you're good and you're lucky. Don't squander this opportunity

>>213148198
His mom had more bulls in her than the logo of Lamborghini.

>>213148232
Germany

>>213148232
can you even revoke citizenship without violating international law

I have no idea how this woman is a professor at a prestigious university when every other sentence is flat out wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxIeJjEGLdo

Tfw not Japanese

>>213148282
Are they citizens?

>>213148232
no we did not take action in time and now every country will be majority jeet in the next 100 years its just math

>>213148242
i hate myself (not the band)

>>213148295
yea pretty sure these refugees were made legal citizens

>>213148317
I hate myself to beat the band. OHHH!

Shabbat Shalom my fellow /cum/mers

The fuck does a Brazilian know about refugees and Indians?

fuck the second edible is starting to hit, I can hear the springs in my keyboard as I type

Told co-worker Gf is on vacation in another continent and she started making moves on me. This is not good :/

>>213148282
If your country is the only Jewish state in the world you absolutely can and have!

>>213148363
He thinks he’s white for some reason

>>213148157
Kokomo, IN?

>>213148416
>Roblox_Ooofff.mp4

>>213148245
Fucking women for money is way less cucked than asking for a video.

>>213148387
jes be irie RRRASSS alla dem I-cidence fi Babylan bombaclaat faal aweh as you start fi feel de power of JAH! rrrrostafarrri, y' knah wha' I mean?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsrcrceVsUU

>>213148479
>Fucking women for money
Fuck thay I rather spend it on myself

Who’s drunk
Who’s high
Who’s gooning

My buddy FK and I fucking Ukrainian escorts after a night out... the dream..

>>213148506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdBQFlDOv0s
yes

>>213148531
Hope you enjoy AIDS

won in balatro.

Oh Jesus we’re depending on you

>>213148566
A Ukr chick wants me to fuck her. She has a 12 year old son, so it's OK...or is it? Also, she's flat and short, which is why I have resisted so far, even after almost 10 years. I mean, I do have standards!

Y'know I smoked a lot of grass
OH LAWD
I've popped a lotta pills

>>213148611
NOW THE DEALER!

>>213146821
There's a place down in oregon called "Son of Man" and I recently tried their stuff. It's a traditional basque cider, so very dry, little carbonation and has that wild yeast funck to it. I thought it was great, complex flavor that really hit the spot. But it's not for everyone

>>213146856
It has a rim lock

Discuss the [latest controversy]

N166375

>>213148725
Niggets?

We just can’t figure it out

>>213148725
nibbets?

What sauce goes with fish

>>213148768
tartar sauce, cocktail sauce, or a lemon dressing

>>213148768
Red

>>213148768
Tartar

>>213148725
UH YANKEE FOXTROT, WE'VE GOT UHHH URBAN ELEMENTS OVER

if jews are so bad why is usa one of the best countries in the world

>>213148809
it's not tho

million dollar idea: create indie game, contact porn studios, pay them a small amount to have your game in the background of a bunch of porn, game because known as that game from porn, sell copies off the meme

>>213148809
chuds are jealous of their success

>>213148823
it's not up fpr contestation, its just a fact

momberg visited me for my birthday

>>213148854
but you have never been there so you cannot say that.

I don't wanna goon forever
'Cause I know I'll be cooming in vain
And I don't wanna goon wherever
I just wanna keep calling your name

>>213148566
they test the brothel prozzies in yurop. the frenchie arab fucks those ukies on the daily and he's fine.

had another dream where i was about to have sex with my cousin but woke up when i was about to insert it

>RED ROVER, RED ROVER, BE ADVISED! WE HAVE GOT CONFIRMED REPORTS OF SASSY GURLFRIENDS AND TOUGH BUSTAS IN THE DEPLOYMENT ZONE! TOP SAYS DO NOT ENGAGE, REPEAT!
>AHHH, SHIT, WHY DID ALL THIS SHIT HAVE TO GO DOWN AFTER '20?

>>213148971
Abiotic factor is pretty good. But it has some bugs and annoying bits

listening to linkin park

wadda buncha dykes

Gg Carney

>>213149050
why are you obsessed with canada

>>213148072
best pizza dipping sauce (honourable mentions to garlic sauce)

>>213148992
I saw youtubers playing some of it, and it even had some bushworld adventures spoofs of HL cutscenes...but then the youtubers started giggling like schoolgirls as they always do

>>213149069
I just am ok

>>213149069
I'm not. They are literally the country across from us I kind of have to talk about them from time to time. I mean I don't exactly think it would be appropriate if I talked about Albania in this matter

haven't had ranch since i stopped consuming sneed goyls

I regret drinking

>>213149105
tsundere ahh >_<

>>213149121
>sneed
something i need?

>>213149134
you should apologize to yourself for being indo-european

Seeing a lot of homeless BMWF couples these days

>>213149163
You got the indo part right

just spent some time observing the denizens of /brit/. confirmed my suspicion that it is still one of the shittiest generals on this board.

Apparently I have to go eat here

>>213149215
What were they talking about

>>213149201
in India I drank 7% cider called Kingfisher and it was deceptively strong. It was the only thing they had on the gangetic plain.

>>213149257
If it isn't above 10% ABV I don't drink it

>>213149235
Did Guy Fieri say so?

>>213149235
No you don't

>>213149257
>kingfish
Now hol on dere Sapphire

>>213149238
pedophiles and destroying the white race and being cucks to their government

>>213149283
sexo con mejican cummy bummy

>>213149280
>>213149283
Apparently Bill Murray frequents it so I'm think I'm going to try it out since it's a Friday fuck it

>>213149353
>Apparently Bill Murray frequents it
but of course he would, fucking tryhard faggot hipster cunt.

>>213149380
Nigger I will beat you to death with my cock if you ever speak to me like that again

How do I low key rizz up some snowbunnies

>>213149401
i will shove BBCs in every one of your holes as far as they will go but even farther

>>213149462
be black

>>213149474
Make the new thread

>>213149486
Shut up fagg

>>213149486
No.

>>213149328
>cummy bummy

New
>>213149539

i will cum in your asshole

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