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Anonymous Croatia No.213149302 >>213155355 >>213162868
/ex-yu/
neizdanje
Anonymous Croatia No.213149493 >>213149525
trazili ste sad punite
Anonymous Croatia No.213149525 >>213149606
>>213149493
punim ti usta govnima
Anonymous Croatia No.213149606
>>213149525
serem ti se niz grlo
Anonymous New Zealand No.213149956 >>213149972 >>213150055
Anonymous Croatia No.213149972
>>213149956
e OVDJE zapalit dzoint
Anonymous Croatia No.213150055
>>213149956
dobra fotka, probaj centrirat po trecinama iduci put ovak nekak
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213150083 >>213150262
Placem kao dijete
Anonymous New Zealand No.213150120
Plačem kao kip
Dišem al nisam živ
Anonymous Croatia No.213150125
i prebaci sa 16:9 na 4:3
Anonymous Croatia No.213150262
>>213150083
nemoj bradde
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213150935 >>213151138
Anonymous New Zealand No.213151138
>>213150935
Kaj?
Anonymous Croatia No.213151911
gotovo je
Anonymous Croatia No.213152180 >>213155340
Anonymous New Zealand No.213152799
Život je težak
Anonymous Croatia No.213152979
rominja kishica u oblachno subotnje jutro
Anonymous New Zealand No.213153073
Ciganja kišica
Anonymous Croatia No.213153562
pusenje gensa je teski filter
Anonymous Croatia No.213154341
tek je pocelo
Anonymous New Zealand No.213154515
Ne veruj ženi koja puši gensa bez filtera
Anonymous Croatia No.213154552
nek ti izmasiraju prostatu na tajlandu
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213154951 >>213156958
4chan 1
gljivare 0
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213155057
dobiću
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213155099
pet petica
Anonymous Croatia No.213155176
Nikad nisam dobio
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213155321
sigurno
Anonymous New Zealand No.213155336
Pazi ove dupliće
Anonymous United States No.213155340
>>213152180
Uhh gary
Anonymous Slovenia No.213155355
>>213149302 (OP)
>neizdanje
Z-ZELENI SOJLENT S-SU LJUUUUUDI! LJUUUUUDI!
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213155446
sigurno
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213155555
Falcons will win IEM Cologne
Anonymous Croatia No.213155573
ladno ne zeli da ga tajlanđanka milkuje i rjesi prostatu
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213155849
uzo sam novi računar momci
Anonymous Croatia No.213155911
čeka se gf da dođe sama u moju sobu nepotaknuta
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213156107 >>213156138
evo neke slike komponenti
Anonymous Croatia No.213156138
>>213156107
>puž ka logo nijevidije
Anonymous Croatia No.213156579
tel mi ver iz gendalf
Anonymous Croatia No.213156607
die erste Straßenbahn durch Treschnjevka
Anonymous Russian Federation No.213156958
>>213154951
>oh did you see all these women photos that hate man? i will explore every woman and will pick up the most nice looking to simp for
Literally what's going on russian imageboard. Honestly i don't understand why cucks just don't start ignore women at all and stop give them attention
Anonymous Croatia No.213157041
>babogovno
Anonymous Croatia No.213157049
skakanje po babogovnarovoj lubanji
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213157147 >>213157172
ja sam droljica u tijelu incela
tesko da moze da bude gore
Anonymous Croatia No.213157172
>>213157147
Nikad nisam gorio
Anonymous Croatia No.213157864
kvalitetno praznjenje crijeva jutros
Anonymous Croatia No.213157893 >>213157965
stane li prednja hauba od punta na zadnji sic punta?
Anonymous Croatia No.213157965
>>213157893
stane
ovako mozes ulancavat koliko oces puntacha
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213158213 >>213158270
ima li u ovoj crnoj gori iko normalan?
bukvalno svaka dva dana bude ubistvo
i bilo je bar nekoliko masovnih ubistava
bukvalno svaki stanovnik neki mafioza i psihopata
bolesna država
Anonymous Croatia No.213158263
crna gora je gyangsta
Anonymous Croatia No.213158270
>>213158213
jel ovo pasta
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213158324
ahura mazda
Anonymous Croatia No.213158667
proliva se seme
Anonymous Russian Federation No.213158712
Anonymous Croatia No.213158800 >>213159096
ja sam se prekinuo u pola samozadovoljavanja i pogasio sve te demonske prozore mog preglednika
možda nisam dovoljno pametan, možda nisam dovoljno star
ali ja sam svoga tijela, svoga tijela gospodar
Anonymous Croatia No.213158917 >>213159096
malo prije sam se posrala ali ne skroz israla, ne volim taj osjecaj kad jos nosim govana u dupetu
Anonymous Croatia No.213159063 >>213159096
pjesnička slika: obrisao je govnjiv kurac o gaće spuštene do koljena
Anonymous Croatia No.213159096
>>213158800
>>213158917
>>213159063
klasicni izdrk8-posr8-opr8 cjevovod?
Anonymous Croatia No.213159695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCKlkaD75Lk
Anonymous Croatia No.213159952 >>213160039 >>213160071
>64.9
prilicno neobicno s obzirom da jucer kurca nisam jeo i odma ujutro isr8se
mislim da mi prestaje cut vise se fokusiram na proteine i da se ne pocnem debljat, al nastavljam pratit kile
Anonymous Croatia No.213160039
>>213159952
samo ti prati sinko
Anonymous Croatia No.213160071 >>213160144
>>213159952
nikad neces sezdesetati ergo nikad neces jebati ergo nikad neces ne bit incel
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213160094
>60 kila
Doslovno zensko
Anonymous Croatia No.213160144 >>213160193
>>213160071
incel svakako ostajem za vijeke vijekova, za to nije potrebno izvodit ikakvu mentalnu akrobatiku
Anonymous Croatia No.213160193 >>213160416
>>213160144
jel to dobro ili lose
Anonymous Russian Federation No.213160283
i just jerked off to milfara. I want go to bathroom on evening
Anonymous Croatia No.213160401
alfach gf
Anonymous Croatia No.213160416 >>213160444
>>213160193
nijedno to je stanje svijesti
Anonymous Croatia No.213160444
>>213160416
ma to su gluposti
Anonymous Russian Federation No.213160464
zuti andeli
Anonymous Croatia No.213160497 >>213160580
ide se drkat na kaj da izdrk8
Anonymous Croatia No.213160580
>>213160497
na alfacha
Anonymous Serbia No.213160676
I've been shitting 8 times a day
Anonymous Croatia No.213160723 >>213160773
8x posr8se
Anonymous Croatia No.213160773
>>213160723
e ovo se chexallo
Anonymous Croatia No.213160854 >>213160921 >>213161078 >>213163565
Anonymous Croatia No.213160921
>>213160854
koja hercegovansko arijevska princeza
Anonymous Croatia No.213161078
>>213160854
nije kockoglava al se jako vidi dinaroidni utjecaj po zakrivljenosti chelenke
to je slican fenotip ko botoks cetnikuse
Anonymous Serbia No.213161665 >>213162120
Žuti angel > gljivara
gljivara > čamuga
čamuga > ciganka
ciganka > biza
Anonymous Croatia No.213162120
>>213161665
pa to je dete bre!
Anonymous Croatia No.213162685
di ste normanchuge, suncate se na plazi?
Anonymous Croatia No.213162825
suncam se na plazi velim burki novu slapu slazi
Anonymous Iceland No.213162868
>>213149302 (OP)
Штa глeдaм? Штa јe oвo зeлeнo? Зaштo имa кpзнo и љyдcкy кoжy?
Anonymous Croatia No.213163007 >>213163142 >>213163253
razmisljam si kad si slozim taj devops do kraja godine, taman nemam para za odselit se solo
1700€ je taman negdje za zivit sa cimerom, tak da je pravo pitanje di nac 140iq femboja cimera?
Anonymous Croatia No.213163142 >>213163360
>>213163007
koji devops sad
Anonymous Serbia No.213163253 >>213163360 >>213169636
>>213163007
You can't live on 1700 without a roommate? Croatia that fucked?
Anonymous Croatia No.213163360 >>213163393
>>213163142
nisi u toku
>>213163253
600-650+ stan i rezije
300+ auto i svi troskovi vezani uz njega
300+ hrana
100 faks
i sad racunaj kaj sve jos mores kupit sa 300-400 eura
Anonymous Croatia No.213163393 >>213163485
>>213163360
>100 faks
koji je ovo trosak
i ti mislis devopsat odma sa semestron ipo faksa?
Anonymous Croatia No.213163485 >>213163528
>>213163393
kak si tolko izvantocan
imam vezu za junior devopsera il ak ocu data science al to je iznad mojeg stepena place, naravno govorim bez obzira na obrazovanje
cca 1700 ak ocu ostat tu wfh il 2700 ak ocu ic u nizozemsku
a godina mi je oko 1400eur kaj je tu cudno
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213163495
kupio sam bruku hrane odo se najest da zaboravim da nikad nisam jebao
Anonymous Croatia No.213163528 >>213163668
>>213163485
>imam vezu za junior devopsera
ali nisi obrazovan
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213163565
>>213160854
digo mi se na ovu
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213163633 >>213163649
brate cuj 1700 eura kosta postojanje u hrvatskoj
a ti boga
mene dodje 300-350 mjesec ovdje
Anonymous Croatia No.213163649 >>213163656
>>213163633
ma pusti ga
ja zivin na 500
Anonymous Croatia No.213163656
>>213163649
je ne zivim uopce
Anonymous Croatia No.213163668 >>213163704
>najjeftiniji stan 3s 70+m2 koji nije rupa u rupi od kvarta
>900€
najebem vam se majcice milosne + serem vam se niz grla pohlepna
na ove cijene mi se vise isplati dic kredu 30000€ skroz obnovit stan na voltinom i sve si vratim jako brzo
>>213163528
ovih dana sam obrazovao
Anonymous Croatia No.213163704 >>213163835
>>213163668
koji kurac ce ti 75 kvadrata ako si sam
ja u 60 ne znan sta cu kolko je
Anonymous Russian Federation No.213163757 >>213167423
jebem mamu u picku
Anonymous Croatia No.213163835 >>213163932 >>213164062 >>213170272
>>213163704
pa kazem ti tak nekaj bi sa cimerom uzeo i sa rezijama te onda ispadne cca 500 svakog
a za 600-650 si uzmem solo stan od 40m2 iako moram priznat da mi je i do drustva i podjele ciscenja i picki materini
mislim da bi se propuco da moram zivit sam sam
Anonymous Croatia No.213163932 >>213163945
>>213163835
vidi se da si reditorska picketina
Anonymous Croatia No.213163945
>>213163932
i
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213163978
sad kad se slegla prašina uspio sam kupit dubai čokoladu za 3 marke
nije loša al opet nije vrijedna 12 maraka koliko su je prodavali nekoć
Anonymous Croatia No.213164062 >>213164120
>>213163835
>priznat da mi je i do drustva
e ovo ja ne bi nikad napravija
nema gore od suzivota
Anonymous Croatia No.213164120
>>213164062
trebam nekog da se pravi da me slusa dok pricam pizdarije inace pocnem pricat sam sa sobom previse nije dobro za mene
i stvarno mrzim onaj osjecaj praznog stana
Anonymous Croatia No.213164164
komunalno zivljenje u dugoj kuci s alfachen
Anonymous Russian Federation No.213164181
>dubai čokoladu
overpriced shit
Anonymous Croatia No.213164192
>boji se liminalnih prostora
bash teshki redit
Anonymous Russian Federation No.213165022
Anonymous Croatia No.213165072 >>213165459
kako mozete primjetit ek-ju se nalazi izvan inceldomene
Anonymous Croatia No.213165459 >>213166249
>>213165072
sta je u incelskin sranjima
Anonymous Croatia No.213166249 >>213166447
>>213165459
tvoja biografija
Anonymous Croatia No.213166447
>>213166249
otkud sad to
Anonymous Croatia No.213166609
viel Geld verdienen
Anonymous Croatia No.213167012
vi ste heccin hebeni kreteni
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213167423 >>213168131
>>213163757
dobra
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213167479
ma ja ti imam vezu
Anonymous Russian Federation No.213168131
>>213167423
I'b post more of her but there is mostly nsfw. Honestly ex-yu lost too much good miflaras because of nsfw rule
Anonymous Slovenia No.213168586 >>213168779
Zamisli boici te zovu Matorola.
Anonymous Croatia No.213168681 >>213168926 >>213169045
alfach jede govna kao i obicno moze se u zagrebu solo zivjet sa 1300 i jos stavit tipa 100-200 sa strane ako se nade stan za 500 i ne vozi se i ne drogira svakodnevno
Anonymous Russian Federation No.213168779
>>213168586
Anonymous Croatia No.213168864
kupljena hauba za punto
stala je u punto
Anonymous Croatia No.213168926
>>213168681
ma nemoj srat da mozes zivjet sa prosjecnom placom u ispodprosjecnom stanu bez ikakvih komocija
Anonymous Croatia No.213169045
>>213168681
stvarno si nakazica
Anonymous Croatia No.213169161
ja doslovno zivim besplatno a vi kak hocete
Anonymous Croatia No.213169217 >>213169298 >>213169549
gledam sad po njuškalu ima stanova kakvih oćeš za 500 eura
Anonymous Russian Federation No.213169297
scenario: plavokosa milfara 50 godina with hairy vagina seat on my face
Anonymous Croatia No.213169298 >>213169387
>>213169217
da imas rupetina od 25 kvadrata bez balkona u limenci u dugavama
Anonymous Croatia No.213169387 >>213169468
>>213169298
i u cemu je problem?
Anonymous Croatia No.213169468
>>213169387
i koji kurac dobivam od tog da se odselim tam
Anonymous Croatia No.213169549
>>213169217
kad sam ja iso studirat u zg 500 e je bila ogromna cifra za stan
Anonymous Croatia No.213169636 >>213170237
>>213163253
1700 je kurac od place ako ces zivit sam u hr i 2500 je malo dbi
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213169706 >>213169801
ja sam inceo
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213169714
sta ce ti balkon
Anonymous Croatia No.213169779
ajde mos i za 800 nac, al tipa na shpaolinu il svetom duhu kaj je okej al nema tramvaj
>inb4 sveti duh ima tramvaj
ima ga i studentski grad onda
Anonymous Croatia No.213169801
>>213169706
Anonymous Croatia No.213169853
ja sam innalapo
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213169970 >>213170060
ftmtf gf
Anonymous Croatia No.213170060 >>213170233
>>213169970
uzas jebote
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213170233
>>213170060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiE6vNV8eSE
Anonymous Serbia No.213170237 >>213170292
>>213169636
I know Croatia is a bit more expensive but that anon just has weird expectations. Admittedly I also live in a bigger apartment than I need but it's 180 euro in a commieblock. Pretty sure I could eat out every day and get drunk 4 times a week for 700 E a month here.
Anonymous Serbia No.213170272 >>213170424
>>213163835
Also have no idea how a car is costing you 300E a month. Are you burning your clutch every month? Driving to France once a week? How.
Anonymous Croatia No.213170292 >>213170533
>>213170237
yes, but you have to live in a commieblock in S*rbia
Anonymous Croatia No.213170332 >>213170424
alfachu useli se u moje srce
Anonymous Croatia No.213170424 >>213170533
>>213170272
5000€ car over 3 years ~ 150€
insurance + MOT ~ 50-60€
maintenance ~ 20€
50L of gas (500km@10l/100km) ~ 70€
>>213170332
vec sam tam
Anonymous Croatia No.213170525
prvi ekju kongresu u alfachevon stanu podsused
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213170530
jel unutrasnjost crijeva zapravo izvan ljudskog tijela?
zamisli neku cijev koju provuces kroz usta zeludac crijeva i onda izvuces kroz rchmu
unutrasnjost te cijevi bi bila izvan tijela zar ne
Anonymous Serbia No.213170533 >>213170877
>>213170292
>Comfyblock all white working class neighborhood
It's quite pleasant really.
>>213170424
>5000€ car over 3 years ~ 150€
oh okay you're paying off a loan and it requires you have expensive insurance. I get it.
Anonymous Croatia No.213170877 >>213170952
>>213170533
it doesn't require expensive insurance, it wasn't cheap to start with
Anonymous Serbia No.213170952 >>213171008
>>213170877
When paying a loan it requires full coverage, no? Here when you register your car you get some bullshit liability only that fills the legal requirement. I drive a shitbox I don't care. If you count reg/insurance it's like 10 euro a month
Anonymous Croatia No.213171008 >>213171130
>>213170952
no, why would the bank care about that? I owe them money, not my car
everything is ridiculously overpriced here
Anonymous Serbia No.213171130 >>213171444
>>213171008
Iunno that's how it works in US. Because the car is collateral. If you don't pay they want their property intact and insured when they come and repossess it
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213171307
koji vam je najdraži power ranger. meni ovaj
Anonymous Croatia No.213171444
>>213171130
that's exactly the point, if I wanted the bank to own my car until I pay it off I'd just lease a much nicer car
Anonymous Croatia No.213171504 >>213171640 >>213171763
zamisli dudlat kuckojebu na engleskom
Anonymous Croatia No.213171566
stvarno je pretjera
Anonymous Serbia No.213171640
>>213171504
Communication during sex is actually pretty weird when both people aren't speaking their native language, gets awkward sometimes.
Anonymous Croatia No.213171732 >>213171873
jebate kuckojeb i alfach se jebu i pricaju na engleskon
alfachu na kojen jeziku si komunicira s tomislavon iz brezja
Anonymous Croatia No.213171763
>>213171504
dosadno mi je
Anonymous Croatia No.213171852 >>213172039
stavio sam prekjucer tretinoin i malo mi se strusila faca nije to zajebancija
da nemam toleranciju na retinoide vjerovatno bi mi cijelu facu spalilo
Anonymous Serbia No.213171873 >>213172982
>>213171732
You okay pal? Why do people think I'm alfach this week. Who was he? Who will it be next week?
Anonymous Croatia No.213172039 >>213172774
>>213171852
alfachu zasto ne odes u nizozemsku
Anonymous Croatia No.213172774
>>213172039
koji kurac da radim u nizozemskoj sa 2700
sve kaj zelim radit je ilegalno al tu me barem nebu jebali
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213172961 >>213173014 >>213173163
jebem ovoj muhi u mojoj sobi mater
Anonymous Croatia No.213172982
>>213171873
frediju nikad nije bilo dobro
Anonymous Croatia No.213173014
>>213172961
jebem ti muhska bebo
gotovo je za muhovumamukrajinu
nikad nisam muhi mater jebao
Anonymous Croatia No.213173107
muha gf
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213173163 >>213173232
>>213172961
zanimljivo jer ima jedna muha koja leta u sobi mi cijeli dan i nemam snage da je ubijem, a inace obozavam insekte i klinci su me u osnovnoj zvali "gospodar muha" jer smo citali onu knjigu lord of the flies i ja nikad nebi ubio muhu ako bi sletila na mene u razredu
Anonymous Croatia No.213173218
sta je ovo neki pokusaj lose paste
Anonymous Croatia No.213173232
>>213173163
tako su isto kod mene znale muhe uc u garazu kad sam bio klinac i nebi znale izac van i samo bi letjele i svaki sljedeći dan bi letjele sa sve manje zujanja i onda umrle ispod prozora
Anonymous Serbia No.213173250
Trovach
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213173281 >>213173524 >>213173753
creepypasta: Ti jebeš gf. Mobitel ti zazvoni. Ti odgovoriš i neko šapne "nikad nisam jebao" i prekine.
Anonymous Croatia No.213173524 >>213173600
>>213173281
creepypasta: Ti jebeš gf.
Anonymous Croatia No.213173600 >>213173747
>>213173524
glup si
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213173671 >>213173695 >>213173929
zasto dolazite ovdje?
aj razmislite malo prije nego sto napisete odgovor
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213173695 >>213173745
>>213173671
jer neam prijatelja i treba mi nekakva interakcija
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213173745 >>213173785 >>213173939
>>213173695
hoces da ti ja budem prijatelj
moras bit u seheru jer ja nisam motoriziran i nemrem putovat radi druzenja
Anonymous Croatia No.213173747
>>213173600
jebem ti mater
Anonymous Serbia No.213173753 >>213174160
>>213173281
It's a regular Tuesday afternoon. You're a 33 unemployed herzegovinian living with your brother, fat ugly sister, and two parents who rarely speak anymore or even bother to be in the same room. They hate you almost as much as they hate each other. "I need a break" you think to yourself despite never working a day in your life. You decide to leave the house for a while. You call up your friend Bojan. He said he's bored, you say you are too. You scrape up 2 Bosnian marks and a half a euro coin and call out "be back later" as you shut the door, as if anybody would care.

After a short walk down a dusty road and a run in with a few stray dogs you see a cute girl working at the neighborhood market. "Why not"? You think to yourself. You walk in to buy 8 beers 1 loaf of bread and half a kilo of sir with your 3 Bosnian marks. "Prices went up again huh" you speak aloud as the cute register girl is scanning your items. "What"? She says. You blushingly say "oh nothing" as you pocket .5 Bosnian mark. The girl jovially says "enjoy your drinks" in a pleasant tone. You say "y-y-you too". You're a fucking retard, naturally.

>Cont'd
Anonymous Croatia No.213173785 >>213174150
>>213173745
sta je seher
Anonymous Croatia No.213173929
>>213173671
pisem zavrsni rad o ufidufijima (na eksju nema incela uopce
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213173939 >>213173989 >>213174150
>>213173745
ja živim u the middle of nowhere, Visoko
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213173989
>>213173939
možete se naći kod bazena na otoci
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213174150
>>213173785
zna anon kojem sam odgovorio

>>213173939
sta ces tamo krutenejebo
Anonymous Serbia No.213174160 >>213174521 >>213174526
>>213173753
Another short walk down a dusty road, a quick run in with a cigan wearing a full Gucci sweatsuit, and a few cigarettes later you're finally at Bojan's house. He seems to be in a good mood. "Zdravo brate" and a quick hand grab and shoulder bump and you're already drinking a beer on his couch.

You talk about the same shit you always do. Someday you'll get a job, someday you'll leave your family home. Bojan has heard it all before, every man in the Balkans has for that matter. Bojan clearly has something to tell you so you pause for a while. He says "my friend gave me this" and pulls out two small square white sheets of paper. "What is it"? You say quite puzzled. "Not sure, he said just put it in a beer and clear your schedule for 8 hours". "Why not" your old familiar saying creeps out of your mouth. You each take a square and put it in a freshly cracked beer. Cheers are said and you quickly forget about it. You continue drinking and talking with Bojan for several hours.

You both remember the weird little white square in the beer. "The fuck was that" you say "not sure, guess it's nothing" Bojan responds. "Oh well" you're fairly buzzed now and it will be dark soon. "Pleasant day" you think to yourself. "I'm going to get home for dinner". Bojan nods. You get up, pat each other on the shoulder and you're back on the dusty little road home.

>Cont'd
Anonymous Croatia No.213174257
izdrk8
(3.put danas)
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213174417
Anonymous Serbia No.213174521 >>213174955
>>213174160
Sun is starting to set over the hills. The sky is starting to fade from blue to a pleasant orange color. You're just admiring the view on the walk home. No stray dogs, no cigans wearing fake Gucci. Just you and your dusty little road. "Things couldn't get much better" you think. Wait, that's odd, you've been depressed for years. Begging foreigners to fuck your sister just so there would be one less person at home. Still, you'll enjoy the moment for what it is you suppose.

The sun is just peaking over the hills now and you're almost back home. You see the girl from the market just sitting on the ground 50m from the market. "Whatever, not my problem" you think. Though it is odd you think she's not even sitting on cardboard or an old plank, just add on the ground. You're getting closer and you don't know if you should say hello, wave, or just nod and continue. "Why not" you think again for the 3rd time today. "Are you alright" you say as you approach her. "Not really" she says toughly. You pause, you're not going to dig. She continues "pretty sure I just got fired from the market, my car is broken, and my sister's boyfriend is over and she wants to be alone with him" she says. "So you're just sitting here?" You say. "Yeah" she retorts. You almost feel bad for her, but she's too pretty. It's awkward. You feel as if you should say something but are not sure what's even appropriate. You haven't had more than 5 sentences with a woman that's not family related in months. You think for a second "want to come have dinner at my house while you wait"? "Why not" she says. You smile because you always say that. You help her up and walk home. A few awkward back and fourths but nothing of note.

>Cont'd
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213174526
>>213174160
daj ostatak alo
ostavljas nas na suhom
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213174696
banalna stvarna prića: Ja jednom igro cs 1.6 na dust 2. Bio ja i neki drugi na CT i samo jedan lik na T. Taj jedan T krenuo short A, i ja krenuo long, i ja eventualno prišo njemu na short A bez da me primjeti. Ja stao direktno iza njega, praktično dišući na njegov vrat. On se eventualno okrenuo i ubio me. Kad je završila runda on u chatu napisao: JESI LI TI NORMALAN? VRISNUO SAM.
Anonymous Croatia No.213174887 >>213175830
dobro je da se zhenoide povremeno siluje
Anonymous Serbia No.213174955 >>213175183 >>213175229
>>213174521
You walk in the door and start to introduce her expecting your father to be on the couch and your mother to be in the kitchen. "This is jele....." Nobody is home. Weird. Usually you can't get an hours peace. Maybe today is really your lucky day. "Usually this place is packed" you say to the girl, who through dialogue you've discerned her name is Jelena. "I know the feeling" she smiles back. "I'll start with dinner, want to keep me company" she nods and smiles and follows you into the kitchen. You're making some horrific combination of sarma and hot dogs, but she doesn't seem to care. You're getting along quite well, better than you expected. As you're cutting up the glizzies to throw in the fermented cabbage leaves she stumbles backwards into you. You catch her. "You're fast" she laughs. You laugh too, blush a little and finish dinner.

Dinner is almost ready. You remember your father has an actual decent bottle of wine somewhere in the cabinets. 3 Bosnian marks instead of the shitty 1.5 kind. "Want some wine"? You say. "That would be great" she smiles back. You run to go grab the wine. Can't find it. Wherever your family is they just have taken it with them. You come back with a bottle of rakija that your mother sometimes uses to clean the stove. "Well, rakija it is" you say as you get back to the kitchen and laugh. "Why not" Jelena says and grabs a glass. You smile as you pour yourself a hearty glass and her a little less, she's a lady after all.

The food is terrible but you're both smiling and laughing. After a while you think she may even like you. Maybe it's just the rakija. Dinner is nearing it's end and you say "want to watch a movie" she says "why not", you smile. A few hours later you're on the couch watching "Cuvar plaze u zimskom periodu"; it seemed oddly appropriate.

>cont'd
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213175183
>>213174955
dal da vadim kitu iz gaca?
Anonymous Serbia No.213175229 >>213175359
>>213174955
As you watch the movie you notice she's moving closer and closer to you. Maybe you're just imagining things. You get to the scene in the movie where the drunk aunt has to be carried home and the young protagonist attempt to fuck his gf on the drunk aunt's bed as shes passed out. "Why not" you think. And you grab Jelena's hand. She grabs back, smiles and leans in for a kiss. You kiss her as if you're used to it. "You're good at this" and the temperature in the room suddenly gets hot. By the marriage scene in the movie you're dry humping on the couch. Near the end of the movie you've mostly got each other's clothes off.

What follows next can only be described as passionate love making. You feel as if you've known her for years. Her moans ring a bell deep in your psyche you didn't know existed. Your throats approach that of a jackhammer, she screams you, you release and it's over. You flop over, she lays there panting. "Wow anon, I didn't think it would be like this" she says. "You thought about it before"? You say. "Every time I saw you" she laughs. You smile and blush a little. "Y-y-you too". You're a fucking retard, naturally
Anonymous Serbia No.213175359
>>213175229
You both lay in post coitus ecstacy. You're bonding. Talking about the world. You exchange your dreams, she tells you how she wants to leave and get a job in a bigger city. You want the same. This goes on for hours. Finally it's 4 in the morning and you both fall asleep in each other's arm. Your last silent thought "I finally made it" as you drift off to sleep.

You awake on the ground still at Bojan's house. Splitting headache. Blurred vision. Vomit on your breath and on your shirt. "What the fuck" you say alloud. Before you can even gather your thoughts your phone rings. Unknown number. You answer it.

A deep voice in a thick dalmatian accent croaks "you have never fucked" and hangs up
Anonymous Russian Federation No.213175599
i want milfara
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213175830 >>213176019
>>213174887
i dok je siluješ zazvoni telefon i lik ti kaže "nikad nisam jebao"
Anonymous Croatia No.213176002
subota je veče
eksju tred poduzeće
Anonymous Serbia No.213176019
>>213175830
Phone voice played by brad Pitt, directed by m night shyamalan
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213176026
Grci legalizuju pederski brak. Natrag na tradiciju.
Anonymous Netherlands No.213176054 >>213176095 >>213176430
Shto se pije vcrs
Za mene, to je Guinness
Anonymous Serbia No.213176095 >>213176663
>>213176054
I'm drinking a 200 dinar bottle of Smederevka that tastes like vinegar and writing bad eksju fanfics
Anonymous Croatia No.213176298
topla su mi stopala
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213176312
reddit mim, not sorry
Anonymous Serbia No.213176430
>>213176054
lav premium
Anonymous Croatia No.213176436 >>213176498 >>213176570
opazena bas hardkor pedercina na tifonu na jarunu
drago mi je bilo
Anonymous Croatia No.213176498 >>213177097
>>213176436
si ga jebo?
Anonymous Croatia No.213176570 >>213177097
>>213176436
to oni tifon s ogledalima?
Anonymous Croatia No.213176629 >>213176845
>ja postam o crnom anđelu na ini na rudešu
>0 youova
>alfach posta o hardkor pederčini na tifonu na jarunu
>2 youa
Anonymous Netherlands No.213176663 >>213178513
>>213176095
That drink sounds disgusting but your stories are rather nice and full of eroticism, very Bukowskian in nature, maybe try writing on your native language (smrdskom)
Anonymous Croatia No.213176845
>>213176629
konacno si shvatio da je tvoja zoofilija odbojnija cak od obicnog pederluka
Anonymous Croatia No.213177097
>>213176498
nisam i nebi al bi ga zbario
>>213176570
kaj?
Anonymous Croatia No.213177425
dua lipa mi nikad nece bit gf jebote
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213177687
stiže pet sedmica
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213177741
dobiću
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213177779
Dua Lipa će mu biti gf
Anonymous Croatia No.213177893
donatela versace po kurcu mi skace
Anonymous Croatia No.213177911 >>213178075
zuti andjeli na hrt4
Anonymous Croatia No.213178075 >>213179163
>>213177911
Anonymous Serbia No.213178513
>>213176663
I take offense at being compared to Bukowski. I picked up one of his books for the first time in a decade the other day and couldn't make it 5 pages in.
Anonymous Russian Federation No.213178779 >>213178907 >>213180259
Anonymous Serbia No.213178907
>>213178779
She took the Bogdanoff-pill
Anonymous Croatia No.213179163
>>213178075
propaganda
Anonymous Croatia No.213179618 >>213179729
prilicno jebeno kul dbidbi
Anonymous Croatia No.213179719
svrbani
Anonymous Serbia No.213179729
>>213179618
If that picture was taken in America i would assume the owner of the vehicle was a nigger
Anonymous Croatia No.213180061
daj se rokni majmune retardirani
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213180070
>neki jebeni schizo postuje djecu ili bog zna kakva sranja po mongolskom forumu
>cijeli region popuši sedmicu dana rangeban
majke mi muka mi je dijeliti zrak i zemlju sa ovim retardima
Anonymous Croatia No.213180193 >>213180200
sliko me frend za drugu fotku za tinder profil
kaj da napisem
Anonymous Croatia No.213180200 >>213180421
>>213180193
pa zahvali mu se
Anonymous Croatia No.213180241 >>213180329
evo sad da me neko pita jel oćeš živjet u boise, idaho ja bi reko oću
Anonymous Croatia No.213180257
bojsi idaho
Anonymous Serbia No.213180259
>>213178779
sto vise para to gori ukus
Anonymous Croatia No.213180275
bojsi ajdaho ili torcida ohajo?
Anonymous Croatia No.213180302
armada arkansas
Anonymous Serbia No.213180329
>>213180241
It's a shit hole. I've lived there and visited many times. There are zero redeeming qualities
Anonymous Croatia No.213180421
>>213180200
hehara
Anonymous Croatia No.213180554
ma ti si
Anonymous Croatia No.213180600
ma oni su ti bili bojsi
Anonymous Croatia No.213180616
jebote prodali su mi sjeban monitor sav je zakrivljen
a ne čekaj čekaj hahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahah
Anonymous Croatia No.213180646
tzv kuckojeb homage post
Anonymous Russian Federation No.213180651
Anonymous Croatia No.213180775 >>213180814
GRMLJAVINA
Anonymous Croatia No.213180814
>>213180775
e bas sam htio rec
Anonymous Switzerland No.213181077
preko drave grmljavica
jel nas cujes golubica
Anonymous Russian Federation No.213181219 >>213181838
Anonymous New Zealand No.213181615 >>213181925
Babodrque
Anonymous Croatia No.213181838 >>213181958
>>213181219
jel ovo u rusiji
Anonymous Russian Federation No.213181925
>>213181615
Anonymous Russian Federation No.213181958 >>213182044
>>213181838
nah, it's zagreb, yugoslavia
Anonymous Croatia No.213182044 >>213182154
>>213181958
how difficult is it to buy weed in your town
Anonymous Russian Federation No.213182154
>>213182044
It's prohibited and you can get problems with police and also you need connections with criminals else it will be very risky doing such things without "friends" who sell drugs.

I'd didn't that. Also weed is slowing you down, caffica and energy drinks are more based
Anonymous Slovenia No.213182199
Rus mi zagabio /ex-yu/.
Anonymous Croatia No.213182233 >>213182260
>25g
strasno
Anonymous Slovenia No.213182260 >>213182477
>>213182233
Kaj mu fali?
Anonymous Russian Federation No.213182390
I'm going to sleep bye
Anonymous Croatia No.213182477 >>213182568 >>213182938
>>213182260
kaj izgleda ko da ima 32
Anonymous Croatia No.213182568 >>213182699
>>213182477
glup si
Anonymous Croatia No.213182699 >>213182786
>>213182568
kaj
KAJ SAD
Anonymous Croatia No.213182786 >>213183108
>>213182699
lik izgleda normalno za svoje godine, vidi se da provodis previse vremena na luksmaks tiktoku
Anonymous Slovenia No.213182843
https://youtu.be/4q9AR4Sr-5Y?si=HzXQEsvQRiNskE0Y
Gotovo je za HATO
Anonymous Croatia No.213182938
>>213182477
ne izgleda nego ti izgledas ka da imas 20
Anonymous Croatia No.213183108 >>213183183
>>213182786
zti sve luksmaks sadrzaje skupljam sa debla
ni nemam tiktok nalog
mislim da je vise do iskrivljene percepcije jer ja i dalje izgledam ko klinac
uglavnom ovak treba izgledat sa 25g
Anonymous Croatia No.213183183 >>213183339
>>213183108
ovaj je mozda zgodniji ali zato neironicno izgleda starije od onog gore
Anonymous Croatia No.213183206 >>213183339
memento (2000)
9/10
Anonymous Croatia No.213183339 >>213183561
>>213183183
si ti to za ozbach
moram priznat ipak ima zgodnih likova u zagrebu sam nijedan nije bio na grindru
evo ovaj se odlicno drzi
>>213183206
vrh film vrlo estetican protagonist
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213183498
gleda se vlog zutog angjela u vladivostoku

evo sada slika rusku milfaru kako vodi yoga skupinu
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213183561
>>213183339
a lud si nizozemko
nizozemko Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213183587 >>213183739
di je vito
Anonymous Croatia No.213183739
>>213183587
paypalao sam filipincu 100 eura da ga gurne s broda
Majmunko !.jkLI57bKA Montenegro No.213183805 >>213183987 >>213184046
nisam jebo 4 dana
nizozemko Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213183987 >>213184151
>>213183805
kako je lepa jbt
nizozemko Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213184046 >>213184151
>>213183805
rokas li steroide jos
Majmunko !.jkLI57bKA Montenegro No.213184151 >>213184193
>>213183987
ko
>>213184046
da
Anonymous Croatia No.213184184
lojana baban
Anonymous Croatia No.213184193 >>213184221
>>213184151
si dobio akne
Majmunko !.jkLI57bKA Montenegro No.213184221 >>213184237
>>213184193
da
Anonymous Croatia No.213184237 >>213184252
>>213184221
grdo
Majmunko !.jkLI57bKA Montenegro No.213184252 >>213184450
>>213184237
nista strasno, malo na grudi
Anonymous Croatia No.213184450
>>213184252
udaraj tretinoin
nizozemko Bosnia and Herzegovina No.213184510
vrijeme leti majmunko je nabildan zanimljiv je zivot
Anonymous Croatia No.213184658 >>213184820
bas je propo ovaj pedro paskal
Anonymous Croatia No.213184820
>>213184658
e on je zgodan lik
i jos je i peder
hjoj