>>213149493punim ti usta govnima
>>213149525serem ti se niz grlo
>>213149956e OVDJE zapalit dzoint
>>213149956dobra fotka, probaj centrirat po trecinama iduci put ovak nekak
Plačem kao kip
Dišem al nisam živ
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rominja kishica u oblachno subotnje jutro
pusenje gensa je teski filter
Ne veruj ženi koja puši gensa bez filtera
nek ti izmasiraju prostatu na tajlandu
>>213149302 (OP)>neizdanjeZ-ZELENI SOJLENT S-SU LJUUUUUDI! LJUUUUUDI!
Falcons will win IEM Cologne
ladno ne zeli da ga tajlanđanka milkuje i rjesi prostatu
uzo sam novi računar momci
čeka se gf da dođe sama u moju sobu nepotaknuta
evo neke slike komponenti
>>213156107>puž ka logo nijevidije
die erste Straßenbahn durch Treschnjevka
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>>213154951>oh did you see all these women photos that hate man? i will explore every woman and will pick up the most nice looking to simp forLiterally what's going on russian imageboard. Honestly i don't understand why cucks just don't start ignore women at all and stop give them attention
skakanje po babogovnarovoj lubanji
ja sam droljica u tijelu incela
tesko da moze da bude gore
>>213157147Nikad nisam gorio
kvalitetno praznjenje crijeva jutros
stane li prednja hauba od punta na zadnji sic punta?
>>213157893stane
ovako mozes ulancavat koliko oces puntacha
ima li u ovoj crnoj gori iko normalan?
bukvalno svaka dva dana bude ubistvo
i bilo je bar nekoliko masovnih ubistava
bukvalno svaki stanovnik neki mafioza i psihopata
bolesna država
ja sam se prekinuo u pola samozadovoljavanja i pogasio sve te demonske prozore mog preglednika
možda nisam dovoljno pametan, možda nisam dovoljno star
ali ja sam svoga tijela, svoga tijela gospodar
malo prije sam se posrala ali ne skroz israla, ne volim taj osjecaj kad jos nosim govana u dupetu
pjesnička slika: obrisao je govnjiv kurac o gaće spuštene do koljena
>>213158800>>213158917>>213159063klasicni izdrk8-posr8-opr8 cjevovod?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCKlkaD75Lk
>64.9
prilicno neobicno s obzirom da jucer kurca nisam jeo i odma ujutro isr8se
mislim da mi prestaje cut vise se fokusiram na proteine i da se ne pocnem debljat, al nastavljam pratit kile
>>213159952samo ti prati sinko
>>213159952nikad neces sezdesetati ergo nikad neces jebati ergo nikad neces ne bit incel
>>213160071incel svakako ostajem za vijeke vijekova, za to nije potrebno izvodit ikakvu mentalnu akrobatiku
>>213160144jel to dobro ili lose
i just jerked off to milfara. I want go to bathroom on evening
>>213160193nijedno to je stanje svijesti
>>213160416ma to su gluposti
ide se drkat na kaj da izdrk8
I've been shitting 8 times a day
>>213160723e ovo se chexallo
>>213160854koja hercegovansko arijevska princeza
>>213160854nije kockoglava al se jako vidi dinaroidni utjecaj po zakrivljenosti chelenke
to je slican fenotip ko botoks cetnikuse
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Žuti angel > gljivara
gljivara > čamuga
čamuga > ciganka
ciganka > biza
>>213161665pa to je dete bre!
di ste normanchuge, suncate se na plazi?
suncam se na plazi velim burki novu slapu slazi
>>213149302 (OP)Штa глeдaм? Штa јe oвo зeлeнo? Зaштo имa кpзнo и љyдcкy кoжy?
razmisljam si kad si slozim taj devops do kraja godine, taman nemam para za odselit se solo
1700€ je taman negdje za zivit sa cimerom, tak da je pravo pitanje di nac 140iq femboja cimera?
>>213163007koji devops sad
>>213163007You can't live on 1700 without a roommate? Croatia that fucked?
>>213163142nisi u toku
>>213163253600-650+ stan i rezije
300+ auto i svi troskovi vezani uz njega
300+ hrana
100 faks
i sad racunaj kaj sve jos mores kupit sa 300-400 eura
>>213163360>100 fakskoji je ovo trosak
i ti mislis devopsat odma sa semestron ipo faksa?
>>213163393kak si tolko izvantocan
imam vezu za junior devopsera il ak ocu data science al to je iznad mojeg stepena place, naravno govorim bez obzira na obrazovanje
cca 1700 ak ocu ostat tu wfh il 2700 ak ocu ic u nizozemsku
a godina mi je oko 1400eur kaj je tu cudno
kupio sam bruku hrane odo se najest da zaboravim da nikad nisam jebao
>>213163485>imam vezu za junior devopseraali nisi obrazovan
>>213160854digo mi se na ovu
brate cuj 1700 eura kosta postojanje u hrvatskoj
a ti boga
mene dodje 300-350 mjesec ovdje
>>213163633ma pusti ga
ja zivin na 500
>>213163649je ne zivim uopce
>najjeftiniji stan 3s 70+m2 koji nije rupa u rupi od kvarta>900€najebem vam se majcice milosne + serem vam se niz grla pohlepna
na ove cijene mi se vise isplati dic kredu 30000€ skroz obnovit stan na voltinom i sve si vratim jako brzo
>>213163528ovih dana sam obrazovao
>>213163668koji kurac ce ti 75 kvadrata ako si sam
ja u 60 ne znan sta cu kolko je
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jebem mamu u picku
>>213163704pa kazem ti tak nekaj bi sa cimerom uzeo i sa rezijama te onda ispadne cca 500 svakog
a za 600-650 si uzmem solo stan od 40m2 iako moram priznat da mi je i do drustva i podjele ciscenja i picki materini
mislim da bi se propuco da moram zivit sam sam
>>213163835vidi se da si reditorska picketina
sad kad se slegla prašina uspio sam kupit dubai čokoladu za 3 marke
nije loša al opet nije vrijedna 12 maraka koliko su je prodavali nekoć
>>213163835>priznat da mi je i do drustvae ovo ja ne bi nikad napravija
nema gore od suzivota
>>213164062trebam nekog da se pravi da me slusa dok pricam pizdarije inace pocnem pricat sam sa sobom previse nije dobro za mene
i stvarno mrzim onaj osjecaj praznog stana
komunalno zivljenje u dugoj kuci s alfachen
>dubai čokoladu
overpriced shit
>boji se liminalnih prostora
bash teshki redit
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kako mozete primjetit ek-ju se nalazi izvan inceldomene
>>213165072sta je u incelskin sranjima
>>213165459tvoja biografija
vi ste heccin hebeni kreteni
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>>213167423I'b post more of her but there is mostly nsfw. Honestly ex-yu lost too much good miflaras because of nsfw rule
Zamisli boici te zovu Matorola.
alfach jede govna kao i obicno moze se u zagrebu solo zivjet sa 1300 i jos stavit tipa 100-200 sa strane ako se nade stan za 500 i ne vozi se i ne drogira svakodnevno
kupljena hauba za punto
stala je u punto
>>213168681ma nemoj srat da mozes zivjet sa prosjecnom placom u ispodprosjecnom stanu bez ikakvih komocija
>>213168681stvarno si nakazica
ja doslovno zivim besplatno a vi kak hocete
gledam sad po njuškalu ima stanova kakvih oćeš za 500 eura
scenario: plavokosa milfara 50 godina with hairy vagina seat on my face
>>213169217da imas rupetina od 25 kvadrata bez balkona u limenci u dugavama
>>213169298i u cemu je problem?
>>213169387i koji kurac dobivam od tog da se odselim tam
>>213169217kad sam ja iso studirat u zg 500 e je bila ogromna cifra za stan
>>2131632531700 je kurac od place ako ces zivit sam u hr i 2500 je malo dbi
ajde mos i za 800 nac, al tipa na shpaolinu il svetom duhu kaj je okej al nema tramvaj
>inb4 sveti duh ima tramvaj
ima ga i studentski grad onda
>>213170060https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiE6vNV8eSE
>>213169636I know Croatia is a bit more expensive but that anon just has weird expectations. Admittedly I also live in a bigger apartment than I need but it's 180 euro in a commieblock. Pretty sure I could eat out every day and get drunk 4 times a week for 700 E a month here.
>>213163835Also have no idea how a car is costing you 300E a month. Are you burning your clutch every month? Driving to France once a week? How.
>>213170237yes, but you have to live in a commieblock in S*rbia
alfachu useli se u moje srce
>>2131702725000€ car over 3 years ~ 150€
insurance + MOT ~ 50-60€
maintenance ~ 20€
50L of gas (500km@10l/100km) ~ 70€
>>213170332vec sam tam
prvi ekju kongresu u alfachevon stanu podsused
jel unutrasnjost crijeva zapravo izvan ljudskog tijela?
zamisli neku cijev koju provuces kroz usta zeludac crijeva i onda izvuces kroz rchmu
unutrasnjost te cijevi bi bila izvan tijela zar ne
>>213170292>Comfyblock all white working class neighborhood It's quite pleasant really.
>>213170424>5000€ car over 3 years ~ 150€oh okay you're paying off a loan and it requires you have expensive insurance. I get it.
>>213170533it doesn't require expensive insurance, it wasn't cheap to start with
>>213170877When paying a loan it requires full coverage, no? Here when you register your car you get some bullshit liability only that fills the legal requirement. I drive a shitbox I don't care. If you count reg/insurance it's like 10 euro a month
>>213170952no, why would the bank care about that? I owe them money, not my car
everything is ridiculously overpriced here
>>213171008Iunno that's how it works in US. Because the car is collateral. If you don't pay they want their property intact and insured when they come and repossess it
koji vam je najdraži power ranger. meni ovaj
>>213171130that's exactly the point, if I wanted the bank to own my car until I pay it off I'd just lease a much nicer car
zamisli dudlat kuckojebu na engleskom
>>213171504Communication during sex is actually pretty weird when both people aren't speaking their native language, gets awkward sometimes.
jebate kuckojeb i alfach se jebu i pricaju na engleskon
alfachu na kojen jeziku si komunicira s tomislavon iz brezja
stavio sam prekjucer tretinoin i malo mi se strusila faca nije to zajebancija
da nemam toleranciju na retinoide vjerovatno bi mi cijelu facu spalilo
>>213171732You okay pal? Why do people think I'm alfach this week. Who was he? Who will it be next week?
>>213171852alfachu zasto ne odes u nizozemsku
>>213172039koji kurac da radim u nizozemskoj sa 2700
sve kaj zelim radit je ilegalno al tu me barem nebu jebali
jebem ovoj muhi u mojoj sobi mater
>>213171873frediju nikad nije bilo dobro
>>213172961jebem ti muhska bebo
gotovo je za muhovumamukrajinu
nikad nisam muhi mater jebao
>>213172961zanimljivo jer ima jedna muha koja leta u sobi mi cijeli dan i nemam snage da je ubijem, a inace obozavam insekte i klinci su me u osnovnoj zvali "gospodar muha" jer smo citali onu knjigu lord of the flies i ja nikad nebi ubio muhu ako bi sletila na mene u razredu
sta je ovo neki pokusaj lose paste
>>213173163tako su isto kod mene znale muhe uc u garazu kad sam bio klinac i nebi znale izac van i samo bi letjele i svaki sljedeći dan bi letjele sa sve manje zujanja i onda umrle ispod prozora
creepypasta: Ti jebeš gf. Mobitel ti zazvoni. Ti odgovoriš i neko šapne "nikad nisam jebao" i prekine.
>>213173281creepypasta: Ti jebeš gf.
zasto dolazite ovdje?
aj razmislite malo prije nego sto napisete odgovor
>>213173671jer neam prijatelja i treba mi nekakva interakcija
>>213173695hoces da ti ja budem prijatelj
moras bit u seheru jer ja nisam motoriziran i nemrem putovat radi druzenja
>>213173600jebem ti mater
>>213173281It's a regular Tuesday afternoon. You're a 33 unemployed herzegovinian living with your brother, fat ugly sister, and two parents who rarely speak anymore or even bother to be in the same room. They hate you almost as much as they hate each other. "I need a break" you think to yourself despite never working a day in your life. You decide to leave the house for a while. You call up your friend Bojan. He said he's bored, you say you are too. You scrape up 2 Bosnian marks and a half a euro coin and call out "be back later" as you shut the door, as if anybody would care.
After a short walk down a dusty road and a run in with a few stray dogs you see a cute girl working at the neighborhood market. "Why not"? You think to yourself. You walk in to buy 8 beers 1 loaf of bread and half a kilo of sir with your 3 Bosnian marks. "Prices went up again huh" you speak aloud as the cute register girl is scanning your items. "What"? She says. You blushingly say "oh nothing" as you pocket .5 Bosnian mark. The girl jovially says "enjoy your drinks" in a pleasant tone. You say "y-y-you too". You're a fucking retard, naturally.
>Cont'd
>>213173671pisem zavrsni rad o ufidufijima (na eksju nema incela uopce
>>213173745ja živim u the middle of nowhere, Visoko
>>213173939možete se naći kod bazena na otoci
>>213173785zna anon kojem sam odgovorio
>>213173939sta ces tamo krutenejebo
>>213173753Another short walk down a dusty road, a quick run in with a cigan wearing a full Gucci sweatsuit, and a few cigarettes later you're finally at Bojan's house. He seems to be in a good mood. "Zdravo brate" and a quick hand grab and shoulder bump and you're already drinking a beer on his couch.
You talk about the same shit you always do. Someday you'll get a job, someday you'll leave your family home. Bojan has heard it all before, every man in the Balkans has for that matter. Bojan clearly has something to tell you so you pause for a while. He says "my friend gave me this" and pulls out two small square white sheets of paper. "What is it"? You say quite puzzled. "Not sure, he said just put it in a beer and clear your schedule for 8 hours". "Why not" your old familiar saying creeps out of your mouth. You each take a square and put it in a freshly cracked beer. Cheers are said and you quickly forget about it. You continue drinking and talking with Bojan for several hours.
You both remember the weird little white square in the beer. "The fuck was that" you say "not sure, guess it's nothing" Bojan responds. "Oh well" you're fairly buzzed now and it will be dark soon. "Pleasant day" you think to yourself. "I'm going to get home for dinner". Bojan nods. You get up, pat each other on the shoulder and you're back on the dusty little road home.
>Cont'd
>>213174160Sun is starting to set over the hills. The sky is starting to fade from blue to a pleasant orange color. You're just admiring the view on the walk home. No stray dogs, no cigans wearing fake Gucci. Just you and your dusty little road. "Things couldn't get much better" you think. Wait, that's odd, you've been depressed for years. Begging foreigners to fuck your sister just so there would be one less person at home. Still, you'll enjoy the moment for what it is you suppose.
The sun is just peaking over the hills now and you're almost back home. You see the girl from the market just sitting on the ground 50m from the market. "Whatever, not my problem" you think. Though it is odd you think she's not even sitting on cardboard or an old plank, just add on the ground. You're getting closer and you don't know if you should say hello, wave, or just nod and continue. "Why not" you think again for the 3rd time today. "Are you alright" you say as you approach her. "Not really" she says toughly. You pause, you're not going to dig. She continues "pretty sure I just got fired from the market, my car is broken, and my sister's boyfriend is over and she wants to be alone with him" she says. "So you're just sitting here?" You say. "Yeah" she retorts. You almost feel bad for her, but she's too pretty. It's awkward. You feel as if you should say something but are not sure what's even appropriate. You haven't had more than 5 sentences with a woman that's not family related in months. You think for a second "want to come have dinner at my house while you wait"? "Why not" she says. You smile because you always say that. You help her up and walk home. A few awkward back and fourths but nothing of note.
>Cont'd
>>213174160daj ostatak alo
ostavljas nas na suhom
banalna stvarna prića: Ja jednom igro cs 1.6 na dust 2. Bio ja i neki drugi na CT i samo jedan lik na T. Taj jedan T krenuo short A, i ja krenuo long, i ja eventualno prišo njemu na short A bez da me primjeti. Ja stao direktno iza njega, praktično dišući na njegov vrat. On se eventualno okrenuo i ubio me. Kad je završila runda on u chatu napisao: JESI LI TI NORMALAN? VRISNUO SAM.
dobro je da se zhenoide povremeno siluje
>>213174521You walk in the door and start to introduce her expecting your father to be on the couch and your mother to be in the kitchen. "This is jele....." Nobody is home. Weird. Usually you can't get an hours peace. Maybe today is really your lucky day. "Usually this place is packed" you say to the girl, who through dialogue you've discerned her name is Jelena. "I know the feeling" she smiles back. "I'll start with dinner, want to keep me company" she nods and smiles and follows you into the kitchen. You're making some horrific combination of sarma and hot dogs, but she doesn't seem to care. You're getting along quite well, better than you expected. As you're cutting up the glizzies to throw in the fermented cabbage leaves she stumbles backwards into you. You catch her. "You're fast" she laughs. You laugh too, blush a little and finish dinner.
Dinner is almost ready. You remember your father has an actual decent bottle of wine somewhere in the cabinets. 3 Bosnian marks instead of the shitty 1.5 kind. "Want some wine"? You say. "That would be great" she smiles back. You run to go grab the wine. Can't find it. Wherever your family is they just have taken it with them. You come back with a bottle of rakija that your mother sometimes uses to clean the stove. "Well, rakija it is" you say as you get back to the kitchen and laugh. "Why not" Jelena says and grabs a glass. You smile as you pour yourself a hearty glass and her a little less, she's a lady after all.
The food is terrible but you're both smiling and laughing. After a while you think she may even like you. Maybe it's just the rakija. Dinner is nearing it's end and you say "want to watch a movie" she says "why not", you smile. A few hours later you're on the couch watching "Cuvar plaze u zimskom periodu"; it seemed oddly appropriate.
>cont'd
>>213174955dal da vadim kitu iz gaca?
>>213174955As you watch the movie you notice she's moving closer and closer to you. Maybe you're just imagining things. You get to the scene in the movie where the drunk aunt has to be carried home and the young protagonist attempt to fuck his gf on the drunk aunt's bed as shes passed out. "Why not" you think. And you grab Jelena's hand. She grabs back, smiles and leans in for a kiss. You kiss her as if you're used to it. "You're good at this" and the temperature in the room suddenly gets hot. By the marriage scene in the movie you're dry humping on the couch. Near the end of the movie you've mostly got each other's clothes off.
What follows next can only be described as passionate love making. You feel as if you've known her for years. Her moans ring a bell deep in your psyche you didn't know existed. Your throats approach that of a jackhammer, she screams you, you release and it's over. You flop over, she lays there panting. "Wow anon, I didn't think it would be like this" she says. "You thought about it before"? You say. "Every time I saw you" she laughs. You smile and blush a little. "Y-y-you too". You're a fucking retard, naturally
>>213175229You both lay in post coitus ecstacy. You're bonding. Talking about the world. You exchange your dreams, she tells you how she wants to leave and get a job in a bigger city. You want the same. This goes on for hours. Finally it's 4 in the morning and you both fall asleep in each other's arm. Your last silent thought "I finally made it" as you drift off to sleep.
You awake on the ground still at Bojan's house. Splitting headache. Blurred vision. Vomit on your breath and on your shirt. "What the fuck" you say alloud. Before you can even gather your thoughts your phone rings. Unknown number. You answer it.
A deep voice in a thick dalmatian accent croaks "you have never fucked" and hangs up
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i want milfara
>>213174887i dok je siluješ zazvoni telefon i lik ti kaže "nikad nisam jebao"
subota je veče
eksju tred poduzeće
>>213175830Phone voice played by brad Pitt, directed by m night shyamalan
Grci legalizuju pederski brak. Natrag na tradiciju.
Shto se pije vcrs
Za mene, to je Guinness
>>213176054I'm drinking a 200 dinar bottle of Smederevka that tastes like vinegar and writing bad eksju fanfics
opazena bas hardkor pedercina na tifonu na jarunu
drago mi je bilo
>>213176436to oni tifon s ogledalima?
>ja postam o crnom anđelu na ini na rudešu
>0 youova
>alfach posta o hardkor pederčini na tifonu na jarunu
>2 youa
>>213176095That drink sounds disgusting but your stories are rather nice and full of eroticism, very Bukowskian in nature, maybe try writing on your native language (smrdskom)
>>213176629konacno si shvatio da je tvoja zoofilija odbojnija cak od obicnog pederluka
>>213176498nisam i nebi al bi ga zbario
>>213176570kaj?
dua lipa mi nikad nece bit gf jebote
donatela versace po kurcu mi skace
>>213176663I take offense at being compared to Bukowski. I picked up one of his books for the first time in a decade the other day and couldn't make it 5 pages in.
>>213178779She took the Bogdanoff-pill
prilicno jebeno kul dbidbi
>>213179618If that picture was taken in America i would assume the owner of the vehicle was a nigger
daj se rokni majmune retardirani
>neki jebeni schizo postuje djecu ili bog zna kakva sranja po mongolskom forumu
>cijeli region popuši sedmicu dana rangeban
majke mi muka mi je dijeliti zrak i zemlju sa ovim retardima
sliko me frend za drugu fotku za tinder profil
kaj da napisem
>>213180193pa zahvali mu se
evo sad da me neko pita jel oćeš živjet u boise, idaho ja bi reko oću
>>213178779sto vise para to gori ukus
bojsi ajdaho ili torcida ohajo?
>>213180241It's a shit hole. I've lived there and visited many times. There are zero redeeming qualities
jebote prodali su mi sjeban monitor sav je zakrivljen
a ne čekaj čekaj hahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahah
>>213180775e bas sam htio rec
preko drave grmljavica
jel nas cujes golubica
>>213181219jel ovo u rusiji
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>>213181838nah, it's zagreb, yugoslavia
>>213181958how difficult is it to buy weed in your town
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>>213182044It's prohibited and you can get problems with police and also you need connections with criminals else it will be very risky doing such things without "friends" who sell drugs.
I'd didn't that. Also weed is slowing you down, caffica and energy drinks are more based
>>213182260kaj izgleda ko da ima 32
>>213182699lik izgleda normalno za svoje godine, vidi se da provodis previse vremena na luksmaks tiktoku
https://youtu.be/4q9AR4Sr-5Y?si=HzXQEsvQRiNskE0Y
Gotovo je za HATO
>>213182477ne izgleda nego ti izgledas ka da imas 20
>>213182786zti sve luksmaks sadrzaje skupljam sa debla
ni nemam tiktok nalog
mislim da je vise do iskrivljene percepcije jer ja i dalje izgledam ko klinac
uglavnom ovak treba izgledat sa 25g
>>213183108ovaj je mozda zgodniji ali zato neironicno izgleda starije od onog gore
>>213183183si ti to za ozbach
moram priznat ipak ima zgodnih likova u zagrebu sam nijedan nije bio na grindru
evo ovaj se odlicno drzi
>>213183206vrh film vrlo estetican protagonist
gleda se vlog zutog angjela u vladivostoku
evo sada slika rusku milfaru kako vodi yoga skupinu
>>213183339a lud si nizozemko
>>213183587paypalao sam filipincu 100 eura da ga gurne s broda
>>213183805kako je lepa jbt
>>213183805rokas li steroide jos
>>213184237nista strasno, malo na grudi
>>213184252udaraj tretinoin
vrijeme leti majmunko je nabildan zanimljiv je zivot
bas je propo ovaj pedro paskal
>>213184658e on je zgodan lik
i jos je i peder
hjoj