>>213149539 (OP)took a deep breath because of this
thank you OP
>>213149539 (OP)SAY IT! JOO RAPED HER! JOO MORDORD HER! JOO KEELLD HER CHEELDREN! I WANNA HEAR YOU SAY IT!
epsteins wife just got pardoned check the news
>>213149539 (OP)>another summer spent on four chanwhat do I do? I could go to the city, but for what ? I'd just be walking around and I won't talk to anyone.
I barely qualify as human
>>213149626Maybe if you drank a lot of beer youโd feel like talking to someone?
>>213149648RIFE WITHOUTU PURINCIPURR!
>>213149665When I drink a lot of beer I feel like peeing on someone
>>213149669minabot, of course
>epstein
>palantir
>free palestine
>i love south park
stop talking about epstein
Ameribros I'm getting a little worried about what's going on down there
Leafbros I'm so fucking sick of all these jeets
>>213149732are these the 3 Greek goddesses encountered by Paris at the start of the Illiad?
>>213149768No but it surprisingly fits
START talking about sloppa. I had bon chon
Could you donate some spare change to help out the US government?
John A. MacDonald was actually a gay indian woman look it up if you don't believe me
>>213149769I have 6 beers left
>>213149793I love squiggame chicken
I had wingwing in london once and It was great
To quote Reel Big Fish, I think I'll have myself a beer!
>>213149769I'm having a tall boy at my local speakeasy, see, copper? Yah! Yah! What you gonna do about it, flatfoot, you gonna cry about it to J. Edgar? Wah, see, waaah!
>>213149793I had a pizza slice from Cumberland farms
Wasnโt great
Get involved in a heated argument with Jason about the Holocaust
Had no alcohol for the last two weeks. My evenings are so boring since then.
>>213149799he had goofy krusty the clown hair
My twitchfu just said her type is big black men. Should I unsubscribe
>>213149831Is that the one with the grills on the table?
>>213149759why? does it anger you?
I only watch speedrunners on twitch
emiru and pokimane are my favourite twitch whores
>>213149900Could we just talk about all the new tariff deals and the ralley at the stock market instead of that dead Jew?
least i'm not pathetic like some of you
>>213149881no I think you're thinking of korean bbq places
this was just fried chiggin
>>213149934hahah got my ass
>>213149951Love British food like fish and chips and wine gums.
>>213150007What the french toast are wine gums?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CmWsz945IU
>>213149934>Where do Nazis go when they get real old, daddy?>You wanted a bedtime story, sweetheart? Alright. You see, Nazis don't just go up to the farm like Rover, they go to a special place called Brazil?>What do people do there, daddy?>Well, they drive up to you on a motorcycle and ask for your wallet, sweety. Imagine all those nice Nazis not knowing where their wallet was until the nice Brazilians asked them! Now, hush.
>>213149626>get drunk>go for a walk>see a girl>get nervous>still too much of a sperg to talk to her
>>213150007more of a fruit pastilles man meself
>>213150013very chewy sweets in different fruit flavours
>>213150004>886 ByteWow, your Apu is very small.
>>213150013No, wine gums are wine gums.
>>213150050Is it alcoholic?
wasted yet another day award
Drinking my beer then going to continue polishing my car award
They say cold gold makes you old
back on the filter list goes mexico
>>213150122I tried doing that but just got tired after awhile and gave up
roooooooowboat row me to the shore
https://files.catbox.moe/ydpqxx.webm
So this is the power of ai huh?
Why do people love posting twitter shit here
>>213150092No, usually not.
>>213150092they're labelled with wine names but contain no alcohol
>>213150175Isn't there a soccer player named Chicharito?
>>213150159goshpedo isnt what I would consider a human being
Trucrime is so scary. There could be killers anywhere. You could be a killerโฆ Stay away from me!
Chicharito Is a famous Mexican soccer player btw
recently he got cancelled because he made "misogynistic" comments
>>213150136Them says that there ascent and sundry contain ferrous materials, mister! In other words, what ye've got there is plum darn darn tootin chemically provable GOOOLD mister! Yes, siree, them injuns swore up and down there be wendigo up in thar tham hills, but I tells ya different - tharr be GOOOOOOLD up tharr! GOOOOOLD to make many a man rich, I tell ya!
True crime is mostly consumed by women for some reason. I bet it makes their pussies tingle.
*black comedian on a netflix special voice* So today the US medical system failed me... *audience laughing so hard a few of them die* mhm let me tell you I been telling the eye doctah for weeks now that I think I need glasses and every time he says "no no mistah tyrone you just have dry eyes, you need to use eye drops 5 times a day and you'll be fine" *baffled face* "for how long?" "forever!" *audience laughs so hard it causes a localized earthquake" *pacing on stage* "nigga who the fuck gonna do that 5 times a day????" and so I try telling him this aint what he thinks it is and that I got pain but he just don't budge and so I go home... you know all dejected and shit... and that's when I notice the fat girl downstairs done got her window open... and I see her with someone else but I can't see shit on the account of the honkey not giving me glasses so I lean in to get a closer look *raises eyebrows* "audience giggles* not in a pervert way just to make sure she's alright ya know cause who the fuck leaves they windows open these days she might be getting robbed... but as I lean in everything gets clearer and I see her fuckin another brotha *audience laughs so hard all life on earth is wiped out* and I'm just like gahd damn man close the window I don't wanna see that she ugly as fuck *laughter wipes out a nearby solar system* and this brotha his ass sees me and he gives me a thumbs up... *laughter causes a second big bang* NO NIGGA DAMN I AINT THUMBSUP THAT I DO NOT ENDORSE I DO NOT ENDORSE sheeeeeet *all of history loops back to the laughter*
>>213150130lmao, serves them right
>>213150229Women get off on being the victim. That's why they love movies like The Terrifier and Taylor Swift (eternal victim complex)
>>213150254I was like 4 hours ago
>>213150254Can I kiss you?
Just ate a long thin piece of poop thinking it was a hot dog! Yuck!
the stuff with the tea app that happened today is legit one of the funniest thing ive heard about in months
>>213150293beneath the milky twilight
leave me out on the moonlit floor
>>213150254I am high and not getting SHIT done rn
some of these AI bot posts are seriously weak and shitty
Did trump just cancelled a tv show because he didn't like what they said about him?
dad once said cowboy song by thin lizzy was his favorite song because it reminded him of my mom, then they got a divorce and he would scream FUCKING WHOOOOOOOORRRRRRRREEEEEEEE every time it came on the radio and turn it off
*Roll me over and turn me around
Let me keep spinning till I hit the ground
Roll me over and let me go
Running free with the buffalo
Here I go!*
>>213150372South Park? I hope so. Anyways Seth McFarlane won
>>213150338the black comedian one is not AI I just post my skit ideas here when I'm high, I should have been a comedy central writer in the early 00s
>>213150396Stephen Colbert
tick tock trend idea: buff gym guys saying I'm a natty boy
i regret buying india, THIS AIN'T SHIT
>>213150388good deep track, adding it to my boomer rock playlist
/ck/ is one of the least knowledgeable boards when it comes to nutrition
this jc fella is frightening me
>>213150464that was a true story btw pretty sad what she did to the old man
>>213150396No, the colbert talk show
>question time
>1.
What do you think about California
>2.
Have you been to California
>>213150492glory to the ccp
>>213150467I bake bread all the time and people who always say some dumb shit like *oh you know baking is a science haha gotta have all the correct measurements or it won't work haha gotta be precise* bitch no u do not you can just free hand that shit as long as you recognize textures, I do it all the time and everyone loves my baking I get requests from family, what you're not autistic enough to just feel it out? that is not my problem but stop lying to people
>>213150509>>213150509>What do you think about Californianothing
>Have you been to Californiano
>>213150509It's the edge of the world and all of Western civilization
The sun may rise in the East, at least it settled in a final location
It's understood that Hollywood sells Californication
>>213150467THE SHIP SET SAIL ON THE SPANISH MAIN
YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE O' RUM
AND AFORE A MAN SPIED PORT O' SPAIN
THERE WERE 6 MEN LESS WHEN THE SCURVY WAS DONE
YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE O RUM!
>>213150514The krautist once told me my bread gaves people cancer
>>213150538Shut up faggot
>>213150514This. I bake bread, crackers, pretzels, biscuits, and pizza. Proportions are part of it but they don't have to be 100% exact
>>213150552idk wtf that means but I would clock a german right in the jaw no questions asked nazi fucks killed grandpa I'll make sure they never taste bread again
>>213150509love me mountains
love me beaches
love me in n out
love me jints
love me A's
love me ninies
love rain
love winter
love fall
'ate PG&E
'ate LA
'ate the central valley
'ate summer
'ate the sun
'ate pinoys
'ate pelosi
'ate newsom
'ate Oakland
'ate Redding
'ate Nevada and their kind
simple as
>Have you been to CaliforniaI live here
>>213150492>live in china>wake up>shower in bathroom that is just wide enough to fit a human>walk down 100 flights of stairs because china no have elevator unrucky dangerous very bad rucku>finally reach the street>immediately get by someone because traffic "laws" are suggestions>he doesn't want to get in too much trouble so he runs you back over to make sure you die
I made beer out of brown sugar and bread yeast in my laundry room once when my car was broke down and I stuck at home a few weeks
>>213150615modern mk ultra tbqh
@213150595
you accuse me of being a "pedo" even though i am attracted to East Asian women who are 1-2 decades older than me
you are nothing but a liar!
I'm the twisted name on Garbo's eyes
Living proof of Churchill's lies, I'm destiny
I'm torn between the light and dark
Where others see their targets, divine symmetry
Should I kiss the viper's fang
Or herald loud the death of Man?
I'm sinking in the quicksand of my thought
And I ain't got the power anymore
>>213150559NOW THE CAULKER'S MATE SAID BOOTY LAY
YO HO HO AN A BOTTLE O RUM
RIGHT WHERE WE MOORED IN PORT O' SPAIN
YO HO HO AN A BOTTLE O RUM
WELL TH' CAULKER'S MATE AND THE BOSUN SANK
ALONG WITH THE FIRST MATE AND ME LEFT HAND
BUT I TOOK TH' MAID O' THE GUBERNADOR
AND BY CUTTY SARK I'LL BE BACK FOR MORE
YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM!
Now what does a tire company know about restaurants?
>>213150720>>213150720KEK @ that fucking image
>>2131505091. Amazing weather near LA. The homeless situation is insane, housing prices are insane, but everything else is great. I love the variety of nature in this state
2. I live here
>>213150720cause they sold travel guides when they sold you tires to encourage you to drive more so you'd have to buy tires sooner
Whatโs the best alcoholic drink you can make at home
>>213150575placer is brown
I'm watching a youtube video, browsing 4chan, browsing twitter, and playing games, all at the same time. How do I repair my attention span?
>>213150753Start by quitting Twitter
>>213150770weed but only the right strain, gotta get couchlocked on that anime knoi'msaying?
>>213150092Imagining a giant wine gum sitting down to an AA meeting
>>213150781I didnโt take anything from twitter
i would marry a woman who is 40-45 but only if she's Japanese and has big breasts
i'm 25 btw
>>213150102how about going back to wine bums instead of fentanyl zombies (vgh they took this from you)
>>213150782my old boomer neighbour used to grow weed in his backyard and then he moved 2 years ago.
this past summer i've found a weed tree growing behind my cedars, the little fella somehow survived and is trying to make a go of it on his own. i'm going to leave him and see how he goes.
Pockets almost obese I ain't tryna get em in shape
you had better support israel's current war or else.
Literally everyone with face tattoos is a criminal. I don't see why we're not just arresting them and putting them in prison.
DONT FORGET TO KEEP YOUR HEAD WARM
TWINKLE TWINKLE, UNCLE FLOYD
WATCHING ALL THE WORLD AND WAR-TORN
HOW I WONDER WHERE YOU ARE
SAILING OVER CONEY ISLAND
TWINKLE TWINKLE, UNCLE FLOYD
WE WERE DUMB, BUT YOU WERE FUN, BOY
HOW I WONDER WHERE YOU ARE
>>213150873could you please stop being so racist
Chilling in bed with dogberg
How excited are you guys for corn on the cob season
>>213150492less than 15% of chinas population makes that in a month
I have a six figure income but just post here all day, maybe I won
WELL IN THE MERRY MONTH OF MAIGH
AH FROM ME HOME I STARTED
SALUTED FADDER DEAR
KISSED ME MODDER, DRANK A PINT O' BEER
>>213150919not at all actually, corn ON the cob is incredibly mid.
now, a nigga wanna serve up some corn OFF the cob, maybe creamed or someshit, imma fuck wit dat fa real.
>>213150956This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap
>>213150964hahaha I was just about to post that image but only you and I will understand it
>>213150956>>213150919For me, it's corn on the cob with Old Bay (although I put on a lot more old bay than this image)
>>213150967Looks great sweetie
>>213150967This is food gore
let's see if I can actually sleep longer than 5 hours this time
>>213150873el salvador basically did exactly this and now they have a lower homicide rate than Canada.
they went from one of the most dangerous countries on the planet to one of the safest in the span of like 5 years. its actually amazing
>>213151004just putting a lot of mayo on your tuna and tomatoes is not a bad move if you've got the metabolism for it
>try to upload video to discord
>It's too big
>Trim the videos length
>It's bigger
How
I get so stressed out when there's no mayo left. I don't even use it that often, but when I do use it I have to have it.
>>213151004lmfao freak status: airborne
A flying insect just flew past my face I didn't see what it was though but something large
>>213151016ummmmmmmmmmm this data is racist
>>213151045Iโm a Kewpie mayo man mโself
>>213151045I ran out a while ago but I just use mustard + ketchup in my pepperoni salami and cheese sandwiches
Dadberg discovered what the helly
do white people on the American continent realize that those times will never come back and they wont be relevant anymore ever in the history of mankind?
https://youtu.be/r40gv3Y7FdA?si=G_VFb9FvRwtobtlj
Americans had a good run
Just like we had decades before
but the future is in Asia,Africa
There's something ecstatic about fighting a big fish for its life
>>213151116Kill yourself abdul
I keep laughing thinking about what if Some Kind of Monster was called Some Kind of Faggot
>>213151148and then you finally bash its brains in with a bat and show it who's boss
>>213151116I think that only the Chinks can truly stop being Chinks, not the Nips. Like that Tocqueville quote about the Russians, they were civilized superficially, so they must be overthrown by their Tatar minority. Just like the Slovenes, superficially German, have been overthrown by Bosnian migrants. The Chinks have to let go of their little safety blanky and fulfill the promise of ages, one that glinted last perhaps as long ago as the Song! They're not dumb, they're not all that barbaric, they're just unused to wealth. And wealth solves EVERYTHING.
ate spicy burmese food and didnt shit myself
the white race is POWERFUL
Gonna need $90 soon don't think momberg is gonna come through tho ;_;
>>213151016basically disproved the 'erm acktually the cartels are too powerful and the govt can't do anything' narrative that people like to spout about latam countries
>>213151220do we have what? did you make that word up?
>>213151220poo covered ones
>>213149669Tough call between robot, crow, and elf. Robot seems to be the best choice for me though.
>>213151220Yes, and Indian people are notorious for pooping on them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebXbLfLACGM&list=RDebXbLfLACGM&start_radio=1
>>213151220Yeah your mom is a dual citizen LOL
>>213151220yeah dey got french beaches anglo beaches and jeeta beaches
We are products of colonialism and immigration.
>>213150340So true, bumbadum.
If someone can't handle spending their life with their friends around them, then they're not actually friends.
>>213151342Oh yes you are
>>213151327ERE, YE FOOZY WOOZY BASTID, ERE'S FER GORDON AND THE EXPEDITIONARY CORPS!
>>213150801>picrelBetween him and his wife, they're worth over a billion. Probably more.
They're not rushing out to change anything.
>>213151327yes, but don't oversimplify it.
old KotH was truly GOATed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N1L_JCBwbg
I need a girlfriend who is also a tiler
I have more money than you I get more bitches than you I'm better than you you're a fucking loser you hear me a FUCKING LOOOOSER I'm a winner I'm an alpha male I have 3 baby mama's and have never paid child support the future is MY GENES not yours loser
I'm gonna watch that Zulu movie with Michael Caine, one of the first examples of the military siege movie, like Black Hawk Down, like Warfare, only not right now, cause I'm shitfaced
Idk who chuck mangione is
jason is indeed a troon...
I need a girlfriend who is ok with who I am (incel gamer)
>>213151431I still think it's a long term bit
i got love for you if you were born in the 80s
the 80s
>>213151016I want a mexican bukele so bad its unreal
also A Bridge Too Far where Gene Hackman adopts a Polish accent *chef's kiss*
Saving Private Ryan was a military siege movie, at the end where they fuck Tom Sizemore's fat ass up. Great genre.
>>213151462>white woman>canineevery single time
>>213151457I like the way he says Germans
the thing about El Salvador is that their gangs and criminal organisations were weak and not impressive
Mexican Cartels are more powerful than the Mexican military
not the same at all
>>213151452Mexican bukakke....
>>213151446what about people from the rest of history
My flag turned to leaf even though I'm still in the U.S....w.t.f
>>213151467white women are the world's most precious resource thobeit
>>213151483why do you let your cartels get so strong that seems dumb
>>213151512Are you phone posting?
>94k likes
nice. feminism is losing
>>213151512youโre welcome
>>213151483was it the CIA?
>>213151493my love for them is conditional.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qysUfuoW1jg&list=RDqysUfuoW1jg&start_radio=1
>>213151493from the flat cap hangs the feather
we're going marching in the field
>>213151531Yeh and I'm also at this resort. Think their Internet may just be giving me a candian public ip for some reason
>>213151483I know national pride would never allow it but if you seriously asked the US for help the cartels would be gone within the year
>>213151569cartels pay the mexican government to avoid such shenanigans.
besides Mexicans are smart enough (yes I know) to not get that deep into bed with America. last thing they want is to become your handpuppet bitch slave like Panama or Guam.
>>213151599mr Ed hit an inside the park home run off sandy koufax
>>213151599if you're ever down in Mexico and someone offers to take you to a horse show, politely decline. UNLESS you want to see a woman getting fucked by a horse.
>>213151624There's nothing wrong with getting fucked by a horse
Mexicans are pretty smart in their own way
Do Mexicans like Bb trickz? Should I ask /lat/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbjv7RXbtao
OFFICIAL thread theme
we drink up dust by wandering
our sack hangs empty by
the Kaiser devours all Flanders
it behooves him all so much!
>>213151569you failed to crush goat herders with 20 years, what makes you think cartels are going down in a year
>watching truecrime
>narrator mentions the spouse
>90% it ends up being the spouse
getting married increases your chance of being murdered by your spouse
>>213151703>adidas codpiece
>>213151709the taliban were trained and supplied by the CIA to give us a reason to invade iraq and control their oil, the same doesnt apply to mexico
>>213151712I hope my future wife doesn't stab me in my sleep
>>213151719Slovenians are not slavs. They are western european.
>>213151690janky with keyboard and mouse
I wish girls would notice I exist
honestly i'd be fine with getting shot in my face while i slept by my wife sydney sweeney if it meant i got to spend a few years fucking her first
absolutely based
too bad he's shia(not Muslim)...
https://x.com/Kohelex/status/1948802705595801884
>>213151719EMPEROR FRANCIS OF FRANKISH LAND
FA LA LA LA LA LA
HE HATH THE SPAT BEGAN
RIGHT NEXT TO PAVIA
RIGHT BY OLD PAVIA
(also tri paloski)
>>213151756>Slavenia>not SlavicI call bullshit
lol why are thirdies always the biggest hypocrites
>>213150475
business idea: permanently ban mexicans from the internet forever
>>213151738but you already had an excuse with those 'WMDs'
>>213149564she's so fuckin' mediocre
>>213151857if you doubt this you are a seething miserable nonwhite incel
>>213151785i write proposing to spurn worldly affairs
now is the hour for you to rise
from the hollow sleep of death
scorn you heresy and nourish virtue!
where are those who before us
labored in this world? go you to the burial mound
if you wish to witness them - they are but worms and disgusting rot
scorn you heresy and nourish virtue!
>HEY BITCH
>WHAT THAT THANG DO
pissing off an actual indian in another thread right now, hopefully he really gets riled up.
>>213151797How is it hypocritical if they stayed in their country
>>213151816Highly doubt this person is white
>>213151889Ur brown tho lol
>>213151933because not a single mexican speaks up about the massive flood of illegals that are destroying America. they have zero regard for it, and they do nothing to encourage their own government to stop it. they literally don't give a shit.
>>213151955no u
Mexican immigrants in America help the economy and fill in jobs that Americans don't want
American immigrants in Mexico make everything more expensive for the locals
>>213152031You know the cucky jew from taxi driver
>>213152012The original Cat People movie was great the one from the 80s is dogshit
>>213152044People aren't opposed to legal mexican immigration the same way they are opposed to illegals flooding the country. Don't conflate the two.
me when canada
https://youtu.be/zJUb7yX_AmA
>>213152060It was a bit of a blur, but it had Malcolm McDowell at a stage where his chronic drinking was only just starting to show! Love his movies, If and O Lucky Man and that.
>>213152098Sailor Moon ruined an entire generation of autogynephiles
browsing baseball caps on ebay
>>213152098come to canada we will treat you like a queen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qvNk52mXiU
>>213149669Robot is the only decent choice, I'd make it do my WFH for me lol
i want to laugh at the new UK age verification stuff but it just makes me feel bad
>>213152138Some anons IN THIS VERY GENERAL, have similar laws due to their state cucking them.
>>213152119the hat i want isn't sold on ebay and is like $40
there used to be this meme that in some Mexican states the Age of Consent is 12 but the truth is that federally the Age of Consent has been 18 for a while now
>>213149669My waifu robot
>>213152138Iโm not laughing, you just know ALL other western countries are thinking โyeahโฆ I would like to have every internet userโs face tooโฆโ
>>213152138vpns can get around it and you can upload ID from google searches
but yes I hate the nanny state
>>213152156this is cringe hipster shit btw i'd slap you if i saw you wearing this IRL
/cum/ is a yukari general
>>213152119how you gun protect em, huh?
>I'm not goshpedo
>that's not goshpedo
So how do you naysayers explain that post huh?
>>213149669elf is a no brainer tough crazy ghost pussy is tempting
ok /cum/ i might leave this place forever
my new goal is to immigrate to Japan and start an Islamist group there
>>213152181it's peak gas station core
thangs taint the way they wuz Ryigg
>>213152208Truest post ever
MAGA who thinks giving Ghislaine Maxwell partial immunity is 4D chess to trick her into giving up the secrets
>>213152200>immigrate to Japanunderstandable
>โฆwhy on earth would you do that
>>213152176How about the fanny state
>>213152188i've adopted the approach of treating all mexican posters like shit under the assumption they are vile pedophiles.
>>213152223Jon refuses to explain Burn Local and has scrubbed mention of it from Youtube
>>213152208>4chan is so slow and dead anons can somewhat accurately recognize certain schizosThis is true no matter your feelings on the matter
>>213149732They all look like trannies