How would you explain a 15 year employment and education gap in your resume as a 31 year old in your country?

Family was sick is usually a good one

>>213153027 (OP)
You were chillaxin at your mom's house

You were in a coma

>>213153060
And so he's still mentally 16 years old and he can date other 16 year olds without it being weird

>>213153027 (OP)
Get a job at a warehouse. They usually don’t have interviews

>>213153027 (OP)
>Won a lottery, now I gotta work again

I don't think I can. 15 years is a long time. Soul seeking, alcoholism, depression. Or just no need for a job

>>213153027 (OP)
i would laarp as a murderer
im not even kidding
imagine you say i was in prison for murder
what are they gonna do ? if they dont hire you , you could sue them. If they hire you everyone respects you and shits in their pants

win win situation

>>213153027 (OP)
covid isolation

>>213153027 (OP)
Unless a potential employer does a background check that shows tax history, just say that you worked for a small family business or something

>>213153027 (OP)
Travel. If their lives are so hollow they've worked since they were a kid that's their loss.

>>213153042
this

>>213153027 (OP)
if the person interviewing you has a gap in their front teeth or far apart eyes , or large tits, or is fat say you spent 15 years walking from one side to the other

>>213153027 (OP)
Self employed

>>213153078

>>213153143
Good idea.

>>213153027 (OP)
You were a practicing ascetic who committed his life to a form of monasticism with his elders which involved deep study and meditation.

>>213153027 (OP)
worked at your father's fish and chip shop until it went broke.

>>213153027 (OP)
I can't get a job even with a current job and multiple degrees. You shouldn't be allowed to go before me.

>>213153027 (OP)
Shitting my pants starting the interview.
I mean, they already think you are retarded, you might as well confirm it.

>>213154553
Wtf no fair you've already got a job let other people have a chance

>>213153078

>>213153226
>Unless a potential employer does a background check that shows tax history, just say that you worked for a small family business or something
He would get better results saying he was a trans sex worker but became religious recently.
If he manages to imply that digging too deep into it is an act of discrimination he might get away with it.
Clown world plan though

>>213154630
it's a shit job that only decreases my chance of getting a real job and I have to spend my own money on materials and such just to get it done

>>213153226
Saying he was a drug addict but became religious would work too, but anon would need to go the extra mile to look like a fully rehabilitated religious schizoid.
He already looks like a faggot so the other plan wouldn't be as hard.

>>213154631
that guy has a peak lithuanian phenotype

Why is that any of their business to begin with? Unless I have a criminal record or something I don't see why they should have any knowledge of my previous workplaces or what I do in my life unless I put it in my CV.

>>213153027 (OP)
My gap was 19 years long when I met my gf.
The solution was night shift cleaner in a mall.
Basically the only demands were no criminal history, capable of working alone and no stealing.

I would just tell the true and hope that people understand me, lol. I had some business and once hired very weird guy who was about 30 yo and never had a job. And it was OK, he was doing his job properly, with no serious troubles.

>>213154792
it always astounds me how every single swede that posts here is a complete fuckup

no offense

>>213153027 (OP)
I'm at the point now where I'm so unemployable that I either go into business for myself somehow or remain a NEET forever.

>>213154832
and yet he still got a gf

canNOT suffer in sweden

>>213154832
I don't think normal Swedes care about 4chan.
They are too busy living normal lives out in the real world.
Only reason I got a job was because I wanted to buy shit and improve our home. Felt like the least I could do.

Instead of trying to BS. Why not try to create your own business now and though you might not get clients or customers, you'll be able to tell potential employers later about how your experience being an entrepreneur what you learned along the way

My employer didn't care about my 4-year gap. So the moral of the story is just be lucky

I have a BSc and can only get interviews for delivery driver jobs (i.e. jobs femoids won't do)
Guess how many times I've been ghosted

>>213155305
you think he wouldn't have cared about a 15 year gap?

>>213155352
There's always a chance

>>213155387
Isn't Straya one of those Angloid countries where you literally need like 2 years work experience for an entry-level position straight out of college? Brutal place if your parents ain't rich

>>213154792
i would fucking steal everything

>>213155464
And get caught right away.
Night time security is serious there. Cameras everywhere, guards and they know who is on shift.