Thread 213154078

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Goop edition

Would you rather rape someone or go fishing

>>213154070
The Greeks didn’t mutilate their penises like Jews

>>213154091
rape

>>213154091
I'd rather a double cheeseburger

playing video games

>>213154091
tell the women we're going

>>213154091
these aren't mutually exclusive.

>>213154091
fishing. wtf kind of question is that?

I'm cute. Just being honest

I'm against hurting others

>>213154091
I’m pretty bad at fishing. I’ve had too many instances of going out and catching absolutely nothing to be bothered trying anymore. Raping also doesn’t sound fun albeit.

Cum is an angler general

Rapists are scum

rape is bad but in fantasy its fine, most rape hentai is far too tame of me even, forget 3d acting shit it can't even come close

>>213154123
T. the raped

>>213154113
AH! I meant OW! No, I didn't really mean that at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkLxi4Tsm2E

>>213154127
I wonder how cocks she has sucked

>>213154130
Fucked up piece of shit!!!

>>213154127
Does all the cushy psyop work in the military go to bitches?

My people are going to contact your people

BURN IT ALL

>>213154159
Singh Hortons

>>213154127
ARE YOU BEING A ZOOMER, PRIVATE? BECAUSE I'LL LET YOU KNOW I HAVE PERSONALLY SWORN A SOLEMN OATH TO ROOT OUT, OBLITERATE AND UTTERLY DESTROY ANY SEMBLANCE OF ZOOMER SELF-SATISACTION SUCH AS IS TELEGRAPHED BY YOUR WIDE-EYED STARE AT HIS PRESENT MOMENT. ARE WE CLEAR ABOUT THIS, PRIVATE?

I'm starting to think that the Slovenian anon is a bot.

Ok I was scrolling on Pinterest and I saw this Muslim guy on there and...all I have to say is ew

>>213154177
He's not
How sophisticated do you think these bots are?

Why was cumtown such a phenomenon? Yeah it’s pretty funny. But it was a big deal and none of those guys are even successful stand-ups really

>>213154078 (OP)
looks like me this summer. last four weeks have been dismal. record breaking coldest July and rain rain rain rain. seems like everywhere is nice and hot and steamy except here.

>>213154177
Ne, jaz sem samo navaden Slovenec, rojen slovenskim staršem. I am just an ordinary Slovene, though a bit narcissistic and an old NEET.

>>213154193
holy kek

>>213154184
I don't know I listened to it once, didn't think it was funny, never listened again.

>>213154177
No he's just weird.
He's been like this for a while now.

>>213154184
I think they're kinda cringy

>>213154209
AND IF I CATCH EVEN A WHIFF, NAY, AN AURA, AS YOU PEOPLE SAY, OF MODERN GOTH PERSONAL CLOTHING STYLES THEN SO HELP ME GOD I SHALL ENDEAVOR TO MAKE YOUR LIFE HELL NOT JUST THROUGHOUT THIS COURSE BUT ALSO WHEN THE BRASS ASKS FOR YOUR CREDENTIALS. ARE WE...ON GOD, PRIVATE? COME ON, TELL ME HOW BUSSING I AM, I DARE YOU!

Sorry, I'm just imagining a zoomer-hating R. Lee Ermey. I kinda like zoomer girls, I'd definitely rate them above street punks who listen to Crass, you know?

Bit disconcerting to think there are people unlike me who don't share my beliefs and preferences,
Not a fan of that. Everyone unlike me should probably be incinerated

>>213154221
Hi do you like cinnamoroll

>>213154264
I feel the same way, but about me

>>213154291
Everyone likes cinnamoroll

>>213154314
Shut up bitch I wasn't asking you
>>213154308
:)

>>213154264
Also not a fan of people too similar to myself such that they make me feel insecure
Let's incinerate those too if possible

The rude poster is back

>>213154319
ASK ME SOMETIMES ELSE

PRIVATE, HE LAST TIME I SAW A MULLET IN REAL LIFE WAS ON THE DEAD CHARLIE WHOSE HEAD I PLAYED SOCCER WITH IN DA NANG IN 73! GET IT TOGETHER, PRIVATE! ONCE IT CAN BE SAID THE FUCKING RUSSIANS HAVE THE JUMP ON THE AMERICAN MAN FOR HAIRCUTS, THEN WE'VE LOST THE CULTURE WAR TO THOSE YOUTUBE QUEERS IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, AND IT SHOULD BE SAID THAT ALL THOSE GODDAMN GODLESS HEATHENS IN RUSSIA ALL WEAR BOWL CUTS! HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Rt5RAc3E4U

Hirohito-san
May the Sun never set on the Grorious Japanese Empire
Death to Round Eyes
BANZAI

>>213154159
my local timmies on a mad one

Need it or keep it

>>213154357
Le quirky history teacher looking ass

Why are the places that the Portuguese colonized in South Asia clean and nice whereas the places the British colonized shitholes? I had no idea jeets could be hygienic, clean, and organized until I went to Sri Lanka.

>>213154357
When is the next season of fishtank, Ben?

>>213154355
Jason salivating

'member nortel?

>>213154371
That could be related to Sri Lanka being predominantly Buddhist instead of Hindu

Saw a video where a Canadian casually mentioned being concerned about Tim Hortons and Healthcare in the same breath like that was a normal thing
Do Canadians really value Tim Hortons on the same level as a kidney transplant

because after all, a real reaganite drill sergeant would be disgusted by Ben Shapiro and Tucker Carlson, he'd vote democrat before enabling Russia in any way

this edible+sleep deprivation got me fucked up my skin is vibrating and I can hear all the background noise in this song

>>213154420
Tim Hortons has been total dogshit my entire life. I think boomers have a memory of it being good several decades ago, but it’s all just nostalgia.

>>213154371
>There's a place where I can pursue my brown girl fetish safely
Why the fuck haven't I heard of this

>>213154091
uh
fishing
but I'd rather be raped by a 10/10 gorgeous woman, if that's an option

I'm deeply in love with Mexico

>>213154462
The go back

wait, he interviewed Zelensky? Oh, what the hell? I thought they had all gone tankie like real neocons, I mean, great, fuck the Mongols

>>213154462
How about mexican women?

>>213154468
Leave it to /cum/ to shatter my imaginations

feeling a big poo brewing in colontown

Nobody is proud of being Irish

>>213154491
You can stay here if you vote recucklican and don't break laws

>>213154501
I am

https://youtu.be/yE8Jswq1mAU?si=sjqyMJ6NDElRVd5h&t=57

done brushing my teeth

>>213154516
You aren't Irish

Pull out a Citizen Watch
And just feel how wet the pussy gets

dadberg keeps trying to pressure me to get back into working out

i am... le high

Went for a incel walk. Jeets and pakis everywhere. Beyond grim.

fuck the Mongols and the calculating Turkmen at Belgrade, and those awful people in Budapest who think they're from central Siberia, they can be my guest. And the smug, evil bastards who run Slovakia, the criminals, the savages, you guys thought your conservatives were bad, but no, this is a new level of civilizational regression. I'm glad they struck down the populists in Romania, the idiots would have invited the devil in our house. The bloody Muslims in Turkey can keep their Sultanate, at least they can go at the evil, drug dealing bastards in Iran for a bit. Now the EU commission, believe you me, things are gonna come to a head just like they have now in the UK where we get not fascism but that dude who ruled in Austria with the centrally ruled assembly of estates. I believe in the right to bear arms, by dammit, and if no one else does, well then they're the same fools as the Jews in the 30s.

Fucking shit you people are boring

>>213154091
Rape a fish

>>213154578
*honk* *honk*

>>213154573
There's just too much going on in this post
>Slovaks
These are nice people

the force unleashed really put into prospective how much graphics has stagnated the game is almost 20 years old and still looks good

I'm so tired from grinding all day long.

alright, time to goon
see you niggas in 20min

You have not experienced Dragon Ball until you have watched it in the original Spanish.

>>213154628
If the Russians get their filthy claws on Romania or Hungary and Poland then that's damn near the end of western civilization, trendy chud culture or new. I see the commies cheering for this but I swear unto PERUN the thunder god and VELES the god of the dead I will stack their skulls in a neat pyramid if worst comes to worst.

*or not

Growing up is realizing porn is disgusting.

the persistent rambling and ruminations are sad

>Hey! Do you know about the USA? Do you know about the government? Can you tell me about the Constitution?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_NzZvdsbWI

>>213154707
Naked women are hot THOUGH

>>213154712
I'm literally swearing a grim and bleak oath of vengeance. You must be a soulless influencer-enticed gymbro on a trendy diet or whatever.

drinking milk

>>213154757
There he goes again

>>213154760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZXLLMbJdZ4

Gf is asleep so im drinking and watching chess videos
Might jerk it soon

>>213154772
possibly the best song of all time

>>213154772
There are 3 famous Liverpudlian bands:

The La's
Echo and the Bunnymen
The Beatles

>>213154777
Trips confirm that you should fuck her in the ass.
You'll get lucky.

>>213154744
wasnt talking about you.

>>213154757
Hi t Hanks
I hope you've had a lovely day

>>213154783
have you heard of Julian Cope? He's more of a critic, but he's Liverpudlian. His site is a lot of fun. I would exactly say he or The Teardrop Explodes are first class musicians though.

>>213154791
Might try that tomorrow

>>213154678
what are you gonna do for the other 19:55?

>>213154803
you too bud

One more time and I'm going to fucking snap

>>213154824
*Hugs*

*wouldn't say

oh great it's raining again that's awesome

>>213154825
oooooh music's got me feelin so free
celebrate and dance so free
one
more
time

Michelle Thomas was so beautiful. Regal queen tier. Rest in peace, look her up

I'm such a fucking stupid idiot, bros
I can't stop eating junk food and wasting my money on junk food

I wish it rained in california

>>213154851
ooooh mamie

>>213154858
business idea: give me your money, that way you wont have any to spend on junk food

>>213154888
Um......

>>213154858
Me fr

>>213154893
It's actually a problem that most Americans have

>>213154891
that's an R. Crumb cartoon, I just couldn't find the one where the tiny white man gets on top the huge black woman

It's time for this tiger to go to bed

If you guys haven't read any alternative 60s comics, yeah, R. Crumb was no racist, just an asshole and a fetishist

got the gold lightsaber color hell yeah

>>213154901
This dudes picture needs to be next to the definition of down horrendous

jewish niggas be like "we are westerners!" and then gangrape children

>>213154933
I dont do that

we're /int/ellectuals

>>213154078 (OP)
What’s the use of having huge boobs if she got no hips or ass?

even white women evolve themselves from having manjaw male looks to have big bunda

>>213154929
I recommend Fritz the Cat the motion picture to every one of you who gets high, even though Crumb hated it. But it was made by Ralph Bakshi, another drugged out genius.

>>213154839
Daft punk is good too but I'm drunk and need to get in tune with idiot masculine side. :/

>>213154982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZtlSxr3cIk

hot take: white women always had butts, they just stopped putting effort into getting rid of them as preferences have returned to more ancient- and thus traditional- tastes

source: ancient and medieval art depicting white women

>>213154988
THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK
I know that's not the song but that was hilarious when it first came out

>>213154999
I thought he was gonna post pee is stored in the balls

>>213154999
St anger is absolute dogshit, but so laughably dogshit that it circles around to kino

To be fair, understanding how the government functions should be a requirement for citizenship.

>>213155012
I'm gonna go listen to it rn, it's just too kino. The metal scene was so butthurt that there was an entire running subplot in Metalocalypse with a Bob Rock-like figure for years even though Bob Rock wasn't a metal producer at all.

>>213154998
ypipo be like "do these jeans make my ass look big"

>>213155033
>US loses 85% of it citizens overnight

>>213155033
That would DQ naturally born citizens. Lmao.

alright, he did Metallica once before and some Kiss. He might as well've been Mutt Lange, only not hitting that Shania poon.

>>213155037
LOOK OUT MOTHERFUCKERS HERE I COME
I'M GONNA MAKE MY HEAD MY HOME
THE SONS OF BITCHES TRIED TO TAKE MY HEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAD
TRIED TO MAKE ME SOMEONE ELSE INSTEAD
Ooh, it's my world, you can't have it
It's my world, it's my world
It's my world, you can't have it
It's my world, it's my world
It's my world, you can't have it
It's my world, it's my world
It's my world,
suck it

>>213155040
now they say,
do they make it look big enough

No warning? No second chance?

*bangs on a trashcan*

>>213154988
You shared Metallica with me because you know I have a hateboner for Larz Ulrich. All he had to do was fix his fucking snare

Now run my gun
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ&pp=ygUQVGhlIHB1bXAgdXAga2lkcw%3D%3D

Id make great american, Yee-ha motherfuckers.

nobody got the reference? it's dave mustaine being an obsessed crybaby in some kind of monster over his firing from metallica almost 20 years before the documentary

Is this real chat?

>>213155105
no, I shared metallica because this is a shitty album all about being dumb and angry

and its funny

>>213155114
real-y unfunny

>>213155103
Hell yeah.

>>213155118
kill em all is similar only it's about wanting to kick some guy's shit in because you're 20 and get fucked up every day

just defeated a boss then died and overwrote my save from before i beat the boss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOTY is a rock song for the first time in years and years: https://youtu.be/xrZX47RbeJs

IF I LEEEAAAAVE HEEEEEERE TOMOOOORROW

/cum/ dead time for bed

you think I'm trying to fit in but I sort of remember the time before the internet, people were wailing on each other because there was nothing else to do and no app to show off your abs on

>>213155160
night bud

Just picked up an ant, twirled him in my fingers breaking his exoskeleton up, then tossed his mangled body onto the pile of shit in my toilet. hes still alive, writhing in insectoid agony

>>213155150
This gives me heavy 30 Seconds to Mars vibes.

>>213154901
Crumb rocks

>>213155012
My lifestyle determines my deathstyle is so corny it becomes awesome

Eating a can of fruit cocktail over ice cream

>>213155158
PLAY WHEPPIN PAUWST!

What should the theme of my soulsilver team be?

>>213154998
The 90s heroin chique thing was caused by homosexual fashion designers hiring female models whose physiques looked like the little boys they liked to pederast

>>213155208
Fuck yeah lol

GOONING IN THE OF

>>213155214
Fuckable pokemon

>>213155280
At least you didn't post Vaporeon.

What was the name of that website that used to advertise on 4chan all the time? The one that sold imported Japanese stuff. J-box or something like that?

I didn't have yellow fever until yellow fever found me.

Fuck im so smart

>>213155296
I have brown FEVER and the only PRESCRIPTION is more LATINAS!

>>213155265
what the fuck is he even saying? sth about white horses? Sorry, but even MC Mike Shinoda is more coherent and a better role model

just changed my monitors color settings from default to nvidia and wow there is a such a difference

>>213155363
What’s the difference

>>213155337
Do you really not get the song?

>>213155373
the colors are less washed out

god why THE FUCK DOES MY EAR KEEP ITCHING. I'VE CLEANED IT OUT LIKE 10 TIMES ALREADY. FUCK.

>>213155388
I can't remember it! Want a coherent nu metal narrative? This is probably the first of them all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9C872qFwQk

>>213155391
This but pooping and thinking I’ve already cleaned out my colon ten times already

>>213155401
Is Rage considered nu-metal? I thought it was rap metal? Anyway only reason I know the song is because I heard a thousand time playing GTA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0

>just ate a really big meal
>got the hiccups
This is going to make me fucking puke

start doing this

>>213154127
bit heavy on the facial filtering there hayley

>>213155472
i will gladly do her if you catch my drift

>>213155451
you got you father worried
and your mother up TIGHT
in a fiery winter
she is my love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9C872qFwQk

good band tho you posted tho, better than RHCP

>>213155512
I really fucking hate RHCP. Every time Californication comes on the radio I want to open the car door and get hit by oncoming traffic.

I'M GOONING
I'M GOONING
THE GOO IS COMING OUT OF THE BENPIS
AHHHHHHHHHH

>>213155614
GOONIN JUST KEEP GOONIN
WHEN I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO STAY
I'VE BEEN GOONING SO LONG
THE DAYS ALL FEEL THE SAME

>>213155630
BORN UNDER THE GOON SIGN
I HAVE BEEN COOMING SINCE I BEGAN TO CRAWL
IF IT WASN'T FOR FAPPING I WOULDN'T HAVE NO SEX AT ALL

>>213155704
HEY, BROTHER, THERE'S A BETTER WAY OUT
CHOKING THAT MONK', GOONING THAT COCK,
MAN, YOU'RE COPPIN' OUT!
TAKE MY ADVICE, IT'S EITHER GOON OR TRY
CAUSE GETTING OUT OF MOM'S BASEMENT IS A DAY TO DAY FIGHT
ALRIGHT!

>>213155704
breath my friend, breath

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOg_8hCC4u4
It was in Jackie Brown

got that gen z stare

>>213155776
LUL
>>213155787
lock in broskie

He is in my eyes, he is in my ears
He is in my blood, he is in my tears
I breathe love, and see him everyday
Even though my love is a world away

Oh, he's got me wondering
My righteousness is crumbling

Oh, he's got me wondering
My righteousness is crumbling
And I see him everyday
Even though my love is a world away

>Sisi
lol
lmao
kek even

Sleep time keeps getting later and later not good

Abdul Fatass Al-Sissy

>>213155814
stayed up til 4 last night for no reason, we fucked up

>can I keep your pictures?
>can I keep your messages?
this shit hurts

>>213155818
He will get 'ya

>>213155787
my intern does this too. what does it mean

You know, Al Green was a rapist of women, yet Let's Stay Together is one of the most delicate yet powerful love songs ever written.

My coworker is a 6/10, but in a cute way. We get along well.

I was just watching a video about the aerodynamics of vehicles, and I can’t believe the Honda Fit is up there with the Ferrari

lock tf in samurai

Can't stand it when people get "breath" and "breathe" mixed up.

>>213155893
I'm surprised that the Landcruiser is number 3

>>213155947
Landcruiser? I hardly know her

Need a 2002 Subaru Impreza WRC

>>213155998
me? lancer evo '05

Is viva la vida a good song

bille eilish is ugly on the inside and outside. she looks like a fucking dead fish and thats probably what her pussy smells like

>>213156031
maybe
but you know what's really a zinger
this here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsDjZtnanSU

goodnight

>>213156029
they don't make em like the used to

not feeling too good at the moment. it's been a great week, but i made the mistake of letting anxiety run away with me, and it's giving me indigestion and a stress headache. posting this to distract myself and try to quiet my head down. i've been doing good, i don't wanna slide back into bad habits. wish i saved a few chores to do. that always helps.

>>213156041
I hate that retard bitch but it makes my dick rock hard

>>213156217
Well, I suppose its because you're brown or something. So you get a pass. But I don't understand how a white person could find her attractive

Crazy people still buy modern day Ford.

>>213156254
So whites dont like other whites?
How many niggers are around you?

>>213156209
You are goy cattle

Favorite wu member?

Crazy how it took one aussie woman to kill an entire "sport".

>>213156338
wtf is your problem?

>>213156397
I love her the entire story is so dumb

>>213156354
old dirty bastard

>>213156336
Its not that shes just fucking ugly

>>213156432
>>213156397
Are you guys talking about the breakdancing? She did that on purpose to protest white people cultural appropriating nigger dances

Last 20 posts have all been mine btw

That's not actually true but it could have been and that should worry you

>>213156466
70% of Canadian post in this thread have been mine

Another day another dollar

>>213156492
Whereas I posted all the good ones

nothin better than some cinnamon pussy my friends

>>213156338
why?

>>213156633
wtf is that

hunger

>>213156693
it’s a vibe breh

>>213156722
fuck you

>>213156633
>>213156693
This nigga having gay sex with Cinnamoroll

>>213155130
Hell yeah.

>>213156439
Lol white people always "correct" the spelling

>>213156725
We’ll be alright

goddamn I love this game but its hard as BALLS

N

I

cum?? dude what the heck lol come on

remember the Staggy the Boy the Acour the Slayer II

My pussy just

MY PUSSY ON FIIIIIAAAAAAAAAR

Bomboclaat!

bumbumcrap

every now and then I see a couple of women dancing in public with headphones on and lip syncing the lyrics in the most obnoxious way possible. Im sure you've been witnesses to such scenes yourselves as well
They move through the street dancing with this look on their face that screams "Im the main character"
just this morning while waiting in line at the supermarket there were two girls doing just that, acting like they were filming a clip or something
The music is most like Taylor Swift or some Kpop band.
I've seen it enough times to infer that this is a species typical behavior.

>>213157094
I don’t think I’ve ever seen that.

i’m so fucking high (legally in my state, on marjuana :-) ) do y’all toke? blaze? light up? get high? blow off? 420? smoke de ganja? Heh! Eeeeheheheheh!

REM SLEEP STAGE TONIGHT

REM SLEEP STAGE EVERY NIGHT

>>213157184
Yeah I’m baked rn. Pretty good but I’m also sleeepy

Women’s bodies can be so sexy I like the boobies :3

gnight, /cum/mies

Member to check under your bed for monsters

Once I had love and it was divine
Soon found out I was losing my mind

Had a perfectly ripe avocado lying around, so I made some avocado toast. It was tasty, but it’s a bummer that I’ll never afford a house

they calls me “ski lodge boggs”

almost died dusting this shithole.
fuck this nigger cat

i need to escape from this dystopian society

weed causes mental retardation

people who eat hydrogenated vegetable oils aren't human

>>213159173
hydrogenated or not, they're bad!

>>213159194
olive oil is good

>>213159226
you have never had unadulterated olive oil in your life

>>213159248
i only buy from trusted brands.

I've been trying to reconnect to world news lately, how come everyone is talking about Epstein rn?

people should be killed for selling toxic food

>>213159303
according to the FBI, epstein didn't traffic in children or sex slaves, had no customers, had no accomplices, his previous convictions were bogus, and he's totally innocent
but T-man is still buying child sex slaves from him o algo.

>>213159303
There were 3 nothingeverhappens "conflicts" lately, Pakistan-India, Israel-Iran and the latest nothingburger Cambodia-Thailand.
Also everyone is assmad at Jerome for not lowering the fed funds rate

>>213159303
It’s basically the Streisand Effect. Orange man announced there is no client list, and said everyone should stop talking about Epstein, so Epstein reentered the news cycle, and everyone is talking about Epstein.

saying o algo doesnt make you funny

i really hate american society and american culture. i only identify with niche subcultures.

*Richard Burton voice* What I see here, gentlemen, is popery, apostasy, idolatry, presbyterianism, episcopalianism, black irishry, making idols in the likeness of a Scot and all around quakery!

o algo o algo o algo o algo

I mean, Cromwell was probably presbyterian, but I included it just in case it was Scottish too

slovenia is a better country than am*rica

Why is there a retarded faggot having a melty in the thread o algo, every time i check in?

>>213159832
fat

>>213159832
PENTECOSTALISM, ANABAPTISM, MONTANISM, GNOSTICISM AND A FAIR DEGREE OF WELSHRY, GENLEMENT!

>>213160116
>>213160116
New

So I'm watching a lot of police dashcam and bodycam footage from the USA. Half these videos are a black guy riding with a fat, drugged-up white woman... probably on welfare, too.
What's with that combination? Are groggy, fat white bitches like a good luck charm for groids or something?