how come the french used to have cool surnames like Vercingetorix, Vercassivellaunos, or Asterix, but now they have silly sounding names like clousseau, rousseau, or poupou?
what gives?

They were celts that got romanized/germanized

Noble Celts were cruelly Romanised by the mixed Romans of the empire (not the Nordics who founded Rome 2800 years ago).

>>213158250 (OP)
>Vercingetorix
Not a surname
>Vercassivellaunos
Not a surname
>Asterix
Was never a Gaulish; that's a modern pun

>>213158250 (OP)
How the fuck did you learn about Poupou the great ?

Verlaine, du Guesclin, Le Fay, Lascelles, Tremblay, de Molay, Dassonmville... French has some cool sounding surnames.

another dogshit mutt thread about france

man I can't wait until their jewish masters sacrifice them en masse to usher in the arrival of the antichrist

Nigga, please. Your surnames are similar in most cases.

>Name, incidence
Martin, 228 857
Bernard, 120 573
Thomas, 108 141
Petit, 105 463
Robert, 102 950
Richard, 99 920
Durand, 99 614
Dubois, 98 951
Moreau, 94 261
Laurent, 88 803
Simon, 87 941
Michel, 85 489
Lefebvre, 82 522
Leroy, 79 204
Roux, 69 685
David, 69 212
Bertrand, 66 763
Morel, 66 417
Fournier, 65 758
Girard, 64 031
Bonnet, 63 085
Dupont, 63 035
Lambert, 63 026
Fontaine, 62 869
Rousseau, 62 193
Vincent, 60 751
Muller, 58 811
Lefevre, 58 158
Faure, 58 097
Andre, 57 349
Mercier, 57 294
Blanc, 57 127
Guerin, 56 839
Boyer, 56 246
Garnier, 56 244
Chevalier, 54 468
Francois, 54 107
Legrand, 53 523
Gauthier, 53 168
Perrin, 51 818
Robin, 51 038
Clement, 50 448
Morin, 49 974
Nicolas, 49 022
Henry, 48 972
Roussel, 48 889
Mathieu, 48 764
Gautier, 48 304
Masson, 48 076

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Marchand, 46 626
Duval, 46 424
Denis, 45 022
Dumont, 44 623
Marie, 44 490
Lemaire, 44 357
Noel, 44 245
Meyer, 43 485
Dufour, 43 324
Meunier, 43 171
Brun, 42 126
Blanchard, 42 062
Giraud, 41 518
Joly, 41 250
Riviere, 41 202
Lucas, 41 133
Brunet, 41 008
Gaillard, 40 816
Barbier, 40 258
Arnaud, 40 132
Gerard, 39 969
Roche, 39 242
Renard, 38 621
Schmitt, 38 608
Roy, 38 246
Leroux, 38 068
Colin, 37 704
Vidal, 37 637
Caron, 37 494
Picard, 37 404
Roger, 37 125
Fabre, 36 949
Aubert, 36 028
Lemoine, 35 486
Renaud, 34 908
Dumas, 34 517
Lacroix, 34 214
Olivier, 33 975
Philippe, 33 410
Bourgeois, 33 394
Pierre, 33 120
Benoit, 32 950
Rey, 32 831
Leclerc, 32 667
Payet, 32 538
Rolland, 31 990
Leclercq, 31 928
Guillaume, 31 880
Lecomte, 31 875
Jean, 31 112
Dupuy, 30 939

>>213158250 (OP)
Germans and romans made us soulless

>>213158250 (OP)
They refer to landmarks, professions or physical traits, because they were that lazy.

>>213158250 (OP)
those are epithets retard of the north lands

And now their names will be Aboulkader, Belkacem and Messaoudi

Gaul vs Roman and Frankish