french surnames
how come the french used to have cool surnames like Vercingetorix, Vercassivellaunos, or Asterix, but now they have silly sounding names like clousseau, rousseau, or poupou?
what gives?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:17:40 AM
No.213158357
They were celts that got romanized/germanized
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:36:41 AM
No.213158794
Noble Celts were cruelly Romanised by the mixed Romans of the empire (not the Nordics who founded Rome 2800 years ago).
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:44:55 AM
No.213158953
>>213158250 (OP)
>Vercingetorix
Not a surname
>Vercassivellaunos
Not a surname
>Asterix
Was never a Gaulish; that's a modern pun
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:47:26 AM
No.213159012
>>213158250 (OP)
How the fuck did you learn about Poupou the great ?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:45:30 PM
No.213160286
Verlaine, du Guesclin, Le Fay, Lascelles, Tremblay, de Molay, Dassonmville... French has some cool sounding surnames.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:11:22 PM
No.213160887
another dogshit mutt thread about france
man I can't wait until their jewish masters sacrifice them en masse to usher in the arrival of the antichrist
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:28:09 PM
No.213161204
>>213161230
Nigga, please. Your surnames are similar in most cases.
>Name, incidence
Martin, 228 857
Bernard, 120 573
Thomas, 108 141
Petit, 105 463
Robert, 102 950
Richard, 99 920
Durand, 99 614
Dubois, 98 951
Moreau, 94 261
Laurent, 88 803
Simon, 87 941
Michel, 85 489
Lefebvre, 82 522
Leroy, 79 204
Roux, 69 685
David, 69 212
Bertrand, 66 763
Morel, 66 417
Fournier, 65 758
Girard, 64 031
Bonnet, 63 085
Dupont, 63 035
Lambert, 63 026
Fontaine, 62 869
Rousseau, 62 193
Vincent, 60 751
Muller, 58 811
Lefevre, 58 158
Faure, 58 097
Andre, 57 349
Mercier, 57 294
Blanc, 57 127
Guerin, 56 839
Boyer, 56 246
Garnier, 56 244
Chevalier, 54 468
Francois, 54 107
Legrand, 53 523
Gauthier, 53 168
Perrin, 51 818
Robin, 51 038
Clement, 50 448
Morin, 49 974
Nicolas, 49 022
Henry, 48 972
Roussel, 48 889
Mathieu, 48 764
Gautier, 48 304
Masson, 48 076
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:29:33 PM
No.213161236
>>213158250 (OP)
Germans and romans made us soulless
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:00:04 PM
No.213161909
>>213158250 (OP)
They refer to landmarks, professions or physical traits, because they were that lazy.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:02:14 PM
No.213161942
>>213158250 (OP)
those are epithets retard of the north lands
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:04:17 PM
No.213161982
And now their names will be Aboulkader, Belkacem and Messaoudi
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:05:45 PM
No.213162006
Gaul vs Roman and Frankish