Thread 213159857

Have Americans ever heard the story of the three little pigs?

>>213159857 (OP)
yes, but in the american version of the tale, the pigs are fat and the houses are mcdonalds restaurants

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>>213159890
lmao

>>213159857 (OP)
They all died in an earthquake when their brick house collapsed on them, it was in the less popular sequel, the moral of the story is all options are bad and death comes for us all.

>>213159857 (OP)
I imagine this is because of hurricanes
in a hurricane a wooden house will collapse and its parts will fly away, a brick house will do the same but also wreck everything else it touches

>>213159857 (OP)
you dont know the half of how bad it is