>>213160964>>213160954What's the matter? Never seen a real man before?
just posting to make the thread longer so i can scroll down and get that hairy bare belly off my screen
>>213160963yes i am you fucing idiot
>>213160943Interesting. Do you have anything else on that?
smoothcels seething at hairgods as per usual
>>213160955Heard that's really good for you
just emulated a nintendo game
Why doesnt rorke just do this
took an IQ test and got like 140 but I'm actually a very stupid idiot of a man
how does that make sense
>>213160979no, you're not
why don't you have a genuine post for once?
sending my birth certificate to analgrannies.com
did an iq test but was having trouble understanding it and got mad and started hitting myself
>>213161002the result was actually 14.0
*smokes weed without anything bad happening*
heh, nothin personnel. In reality though the 2 times I did smoke weed growing up I had bad experiences and it put me right off it for life.
>>213161031become a cute tranny
Ffs how did it come to this lads
>>213161023oh right yeah that sounds more like it
>>213161049you ate and kept eating
>>213161049government should do something
if they block 4chan I'm going to do it
>>213161108GCHQ THIS ONE RIGHT HERE GET HIM NOW NOW NOW
The sun is the same in a relative way
But you're older
This is the average male form.
Only 30% of men shave their chest hair.
Most of us are overweight. And most of us have 5 inch penises.
It you hate this image? you hate yourself.
>>213161049Get some Ozempic in you lad
Posting this from the WiFi of a Spanish bus if you even care
>>213161130not me m8 i'm in good shape
>>213161125I'm going to find a job and a wife and life happily ever after
>>213161154need to send a rocket up to divert this towards my bollocks
I reckon the medieval times weren't as bad as they made out
>>213161049Want to shave you with a rusty razor
>>213161154need it to smash me right in the bollocks
>>213161150Quiรฉn se preguntรณ?
>>2131611305 inches? 5 inches??? Excessive, outrageous
My willy is FAR FAR smaller than this
>>213161154Dont believe in this heliocentric nonsense
>>213161173Don't speak foreign la
>>213161049You're a big guy
>>2131599671. Ban all genital mutilation (mgm, fgm, igm)
2. Ban Islam and Judaism, force all Jews and Muslims to either convert to Christianity or be deported. Ban all Muslims and Jews from entering Britain, nationalise all of the assets of Jews and Muslims living abroad (I.e. property, football clubs, banks)
3. Abolish the House of Lords, replace it with a senate of fully elected members on 5 year terms. Implement proportional representation instead of first-past-the-post, the vote share of a party or politician is exactly the number of seats they'll have in parliament. Change the UK government to a federal one, where more powers are devolved to England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland.
4. Write a British constitution guaranteeing freedom of speech and the right to bear firearms. Abolish the British monarchy, confiscate 90% of the Crown Lands.
5. Ban foreigners without a residency permit from buying housing in the UK. Greatly increase housing taxes on people who own more than one home.
6. Start a programme to increase the share of nuclear energy as a source of Britain's electricity, using modern and safe nuclear reactors, and possibly thorium reactors later on, aiming for a 50% nuclear energy target by 2050.
7. Expand the UK's manufacturing sectors, invest heavily in Northern England, Northern Scotland, South-west England, Wales, Northern Ireland. Expand the British military, develop independent SLBM's, ICBM's, 6th gen fighter jets. Restart Britain's space programme, with the aim of developing multiple reuse Rockets.
8. Build closer ties with the more rational EU politicians, the ones who prioritise European strategic autonomy.
>>213161049Eating too much and doing no exercise.
The quintessential life of a 30 year old NEET.
might get the ios 26 liquid glass beta looks kind of cool
>>213161227>invest heavily in Northern EnglandThey don't want it. They want PIP.
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got under 150lbs but still feel like a fat fuck
>>213161255Guarantee its mostly drink related
>>213161130>Only 30% of men shave their chest hair.Can't be that high surely
>>213161154Diego insisting this is fake because it's not mentioned in the Bible
>>213161221Once again, don't know your meme language and shan't be working
And btw, country is full Pablo, go home
>>213161268There's no reason for a man to be over 115 lbs
>>213161130>Only 30% of men shave their chest hair.how do people do this
did it once and it itched like a bastard as it grew back
>>2131612279. bring back smoking in pubs
>>213161292being taller than 5'4 is perhaps a good reason
>>213161268What's that in real numbers (kilograms)
>>213161165we don't actually have rocket technology that could get near this thing, it's going too fast
by the time it was picked up we'd have to have launched a rocket 2 years ago to have any hope of getting near it and this is with using various slingshot methods
>>213161292>>213161268I'm 185lbs and not even fat
Vitamin D is the key to good health
>>213161154always secretly hope it'll be a spaceship come to take me back to my home planet
raping my arse with a pine cone
>>213161373sure there's a good reason for that
>>213161373good film that
>>213161379neither's fucking children but that doesn't stop you
>>213161378I hope they just bash my head in
>>213161335just fucking strap a load of nukes to the back of a lorry it'll be up there in no time
>>213161028what's it like being a very stupid man?
Quite sad how many of you have done IQ tests
im too high IQ for IQ tests
reckon my verbal iq is retarded but everything else normal
tried an IQ test once but it was fucking boring so i stopped
>>213161422>cack-handed sperg with good recalloh my days
ugly rapists do it out of greed, handsome rapists do it out of love of the game
just got called a cack-handed sperg by my primary school teacher
post rate tapering off as the lads log off to get a shave and a shower then head out to the beer garden to meet their REAL mates, laughing and enjoying one another's company under the warm glow of the July sun, perhaps meeting a girl and taking her home for a shag
while we all languish at home waiting for new posts to appear. Makes me sick to my stomach so it does.
>>213161497... you sound like a rapist, la
you're not one, are you?
*in a Welsh accent*
What I drink in a dayyyyyy Alicante day 1
when I was a kid I went to iq school to study for an iq test but I accidentally went to qi school instead and stephen fry nonced me
shani> triss >>>>> yennefer
wiping my arse with nettles
>>213161497dont get why famous people do rapes when they could have sex with anyone
odds beer
evens wine
dubs g&t
you're gonna be seeing this post a lot today
i'll include an image though so it's not too boring
I had intelligence tests as a kid but my results apparently were too varied and topsy-turvy to get a clear answer
>>213161594love of the game
hate toiling but love getting paid, it's a tricky sitch
Just seen a Chinese bloke driving a bus
Woke gone mad
>>213161594A lot of celebrity rapes seem to be of the 'changed her mind the next morning when she smelled a compo claim' variety. Not saying they all are, but a good many seem to be.
>>213161614have you tried an onlyfans?
Tried this hipster lesbian cafe round the corner and had the most dry and flavourless scrambled egg and pesto bagel whilst the two girls working there talked about whether they should get their tubes tied
The iced tea was bangin though
>>213161624you sound like you know a lot about being a celebrity rapist
you're not a... are you?
>>213161130i dont have any chest hair and my penis is 4.5in
>>213161638Do you get the impression lesbian women hate you just because you're a man?
It's a bit of a cliche but honestly I do get that vibe from them.
inserting grapes down my willy hole
>>213161638>flavourless scrambled eggThose kind of places are scared of butter
>>213161638women can't cook
Australia just got shagged right up the arse hole.
>>213161661BUT THEY SHOULD
>>213161667thats all there is these days
>>213161667if he wasn't before he soon will be
Confit Duck leg and chorizo rice for lunch
>>213161638>two girls working there talked about whether they should get their tubes tiedWhy would a lesbian need to do that
>>213161638lezzers like their eggs like that
>>213161700looks a bit dry
the 500g minced beef says use by the 25th
still cooking it tonight though
spicy beef and onion and cheese burritos for the next couple of days
>>213161700Honestly might be the shitest looking confit duck I've ever seen
And why not serve it with something nice like mash
>>213161634i'm not attractive or vaginated enough to do that
>>213161716will be fine yeah
you just know they're not allowed to put the real Use By date on these things because they KNOW people like me will eat things 1-2 days past the Use By dates. What's the real Use By date? We don't know because they refuse to tell us.
>>213161704just a lesbian vibe, the cafe was a bit girly and the women were the type with tattoos and nose rings
why I was there? dunno just wanted to have lunch that wasn't Tescoslop or Pretslop for once
Im an englishman in wales currently ama
it's shit having no friends
I have nothing to do
>>213161739just try it
i believe the youngsters call it a "side hustle"
it's insane that parents in this country have become convinced that the government need to do their job for them because they're too lazy to monitor what their bairns do on the ipad
>>213161763how goes it with those 20mph speed limits
Hello can someone give me some attention please?
>>213161733Because my girlfriend is Portuguese and she loves chorizo
, also it tasted good , want dry at all considering it was cooked in fat before going in the oven just to crisp up
>>213161801happy birthday chum
>>213161692booy what da hell XD
>>213161801another year wasted award
>>213161777would have to bleach and shave my areshole
There's no quim likes to party, like the quim down in Darty!
>>213161774Learn how to tie a noose Billy
>>213161801many happy returns on the day laddo
just been raped up the battyhole by myself
RING RING
BETTER ANSWER THE GRAFT PHONE
>>213161733What sort of Spaniard doesnโt like arroz con chorizo?
>>213161774thought about going outside earlier but theres nowt to do outside
whats the point
>>213161837shes actually peng
>>213161805Looks drier than a nuns cunt mate
Bet your girlfriend hated it
>>213161801Happy birthday
>>213161837ah it is her birthday and all
very observant x
>>213161845I'm not Spanish thank god
>>213161837would roger liz truss while she talks mindlessly with a blank stare about importing cheese
>>213160931 (OP)>My sister watched evangolieon >Compares me to shinji as a joke >Day ruined Well time to KMS
flat is making that noise where it's like an extremely faint high-pitched electrical noise, the sort that you can only hear if you're under the age of 40
either it's coming from one of the sockets or it could be a neighbour hoovering and I'm hearing their hoover through 2-3 closed doors and an interior wall
>>213161801*lights the candles on your cake*
wait
everybody?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR... NOW!
GRAB HIS LEGS
time for the bumps lad
*puts the boot in with every bump*
ONE! WAHEY!
TWO! WAHEY!
etc
>>213161878On a balconing holiday?
remember: third worlders catching animals off the street and eating them is a right wing conspiracy theory
https://x.com/LeilaniDowding/status/1948994355316097128
>>213161900i hear this from my alarm and the cooker display
not sure what causes it but they're both old and need replacing
>>213161930They are genuinely schizophrenic
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsYp9q3QNaQ
nobody commanded a room like bowie. not trump. not shane gillis. nobody.
>>213161883sling one up her pork market if you will
>>213161941what I don't get is why they don't just buy a cooked chicken or two from a shop
why go through the hassle of catching and killing a goose?
>>213161941leftypol, the animal-loving environmentalist, turning a blind eye to this
>>213161932Lads holiday in Alicante, on the bus to the resort now
>>213161968Elvis did
Even Bowie said it
Next
>>213161974you wish, tubby
>>213161986They see it as a win, gaming the system, getting something for free that the stupid natives blindly pay for
>>213161968He is on record as having had sex with a 14 year old girl as I recall. One wonders why anyone would do such a thing, since it is well established women only become attractive after age 18. We'll never know.
>>213161941leftypol damage control squads whirring into action to conjure up reasons why this is actually a good thing
>>213161028just did this and got bored with 10 minutes left so I gave up but I got the same so idk seems I'm a midwit too
theyre doing 0% mortgages now
yeah great idea that
there'll be another crash in a few years you see
>>213161997done that cunt
>>213162028Would love to see your face smashed in with a rock you incel weeb freak
>>213161997This is true. Elvis had aura for sure. But Bowie still had motion.
>>213162034you really have to be in the mood for it, like have a proper graw for smashing it and fully committing to spending the 40-odd minutes it takes to get through it. Especially when you get towards the end and you're having to think.
>>213161991Youโre sat in your smelly bedroom on your VPN like every day Spaino
>>213161997Elvis said he wished he could sing like Roy Orbison thoughbeit
>>213161941they're poaching swans too
well rorke, what do you have to say to that
rorke terrified
radical centrists squirming
There are bootlegs of Elvis performing when he was close to death and he would spend 30 minutes on stage not singing and just slagging off journalists while he's off his head all pilled up
>>213162090>Incel can't conceive of anyone going on holiday with their friends Lmaoooo
>>213162109what were his views on the trans issue
>>213162109"what about now?"
>>213162127you have no friends though
>>213161883YORKSHIRE CHEESE
idk whether to cut or bulk lads. skinny fat forever me
all my niggers nazis nigger, heil hitler
>>213162109mental how brownoids idolise material wealth above all else
>>213162144jump on gear and do a recomp
>>213162109richest man on earth now is an african
elon musk innit
south african
was at gran's earlier in the week for dinner, first time I'd seen her since she broke her wrist. She was doing OK, quite high off the painkillers they'd given her but getting on with it
6 weeks she'll be in a wrist split then after that they've given her some exercises to do.
cup of tea for me then naptime x
why's he got a spanish flag if he's posting on british mobile THOUGH
>>213162147alri racismlad?
No luck catching them swans then
>>213162162does she speak with a nice sophisticated accent like my english great aunt did?
>>213162125Based fuck journos
are women are in the finals lads
>>213162174Almost like heโs larping
>>213162034you have to really knuckle down and get that hamster wheel churning
t. intellectual titan, properly clever lad, nobody is more clever than I am
>>213162162they get old, they die
i'm sorry la but that's just what happens eventually
what you doing there matey? by yourself?
>>213162204wow! how does it feel to be a member of the one per cent?
>>213162204Nice one lad I'm up there too
>>213162232he's quite clearly only in the top two percent
this is why you're not 135 iq like us
>>213162232Like one in a hundred
>>213162260Prayer room senpai
>>213162174>>213162203Spanish coaches have WiFi
All coaches have WiFi these days, you'd know that if you left your smeggy bedroom
>>213162144If you're not super fat and not super thin then you can likely just tweak what you're eating i.e less processed carbs and slop, much more animal protein (think 175-200g per day), get after it doing your exercises and you'll recomp.
Best of luck on your journey lad x
I was born at E.P.C.O.T.
I'm the first and only citizen of the Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow.
And the latest from Employed Woman?
>>213162232feels like I'm on top of the world ahaha, looking down on the, err... oh I'm too thick to come up with the words for it
>>213162256great stuff lad jobless good-for-nothing neet as well I take it?
>>213160931 (OP)Not a fan of this desu
>>213162277state of that belly button. bet it gets all sorts of crusty skank caught in it.
>>213162260looks like a floor plan to me mate
>>213162276Tell your mates your on holiday with not us
>>213162277what's your routine
>>213162302whos the big grey bloke
dpd terrorising me by holding my parcel in the warehouse for THREE FUCKING DAYS straight
>>213162304Kek you're actually seething
>>213162327just go to the warehouse...?
>>213162327my xbox has been stuck in denmark for like 7 years
>>213162317that's the cinema nephilim
he fights off the popcorn goblins
HATE elden ring knights, I can't block or parry their big ahh weapons. And their shields are unstaggerble with 1 hand weapons. I try and rolling behind them but by the time I'm in stance to attack they're either guarding or procing another attack. Learning the space is tricky. Grafted Scion next and no Grace in sight. Cba mowing through 2 knights again just to die over 10+ times GS FFS
>>213162256is it not top one per cent?
I thought it was 99 percentile
>>213162284went to epcot in 1996 and they had guitar hero there nearly 10 years before it was officially released
the only song was an aerosmith one but it was guitar hero
blew my mind when it came out and i remembered seeing it at epcot all those years ago
>>213162332Post a pic from out the window
You won't
>>213162337can you do that
>>213162332have a day off adam. this is just weird
>>213162310>>213162369A: Pullups, rows
B: Squats, pushups
ABAB repeating indefinitely then a rest day perhaps once every 2-3 weeks if I'm really drained. Also I go for long walks sometimes.
>>213162378virginity status?
>>213162332If I'm being honest with myself the only reason this would upset me is because I'm jealous that you're on holiday with mates and I've got work on Monday and no mates. I'm trying to acknowledge this when it happens since I'm getting wound up just browsing the internet more and more.
>>213162260its where the Giant prays inshallah
>>213162346>the singular elden ring knightget good at parrying because you can parry grafted scion too or just go easy mode and do a bleed build
lads what can I do with my 125 IQ?
>>213162346which knights you mean like the headless ones
>>213162374Love a bit of nominative determinism me
>>213162395Just as annoying though
>>213162395fair enough. enjoy de lad x
>>213162378>rowsWhat kind?
And you just do ABAB every day for weeks?
Seems simple enough guess I should get off my fat ass
>>213162404pass your genes on. you do have a gf right, anon?
>>213162393Might just quit stormveil castle and practice parrying at the gatefront camp
>>213162429It's statistically proven that the smarter you are the more likely you are to be a virgin
>>213162395Why are you posting on 4chan while on vacation?
>>213162407Nah Banished and Godrick knights
elden ring ranni sex arse
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND
BABY RIGHT ROUND
LIKE A RECORD BABY
RIGHT ROUND
ROUND ROUND
>>213162426>do ABABhaha we used to call poo "bab" back in the day
bab or babba
babba cackamala
>>213162445Because I'm an incel freak tagging along with a bunch of normies x
Wanking to Peter Hitchens
>>213162445mate why the fuck do you spend all day being the /brit/ policeman
chill out and get a better hobby
>>213162177hello lad how's it foing
>>213162436have you done weeping peninsula? you should do that area before going to stormveil
>>213162402looking for nuts or summat is he
>>213162436have you cleared a lot of limveld areas? you don't want to be underleveled if you're new to the game
>>213162245nah mate just one little cycle, it's harmless if you do PCT properly, and actually an advantage since roids can build new muscle cells that stick with you for life even after you go back to natty
>>213162474he really does spend his entire life here doesn't he
>>213162454For me it's the way Melina's knees and legs rub together when she sure down corrrrrr. Want to do Frenzied Flame ending for her stern telling off
omds virgin patrol out in full force with their spacker games
>>213162475good mate, I'm enjoying the weekend
had a wank earlier but don't tell ofcom
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>>213162260Prayer room on Saudi planes
Might play some EU4
odds for great horde
evens for nejd
>>213162505is chaturbate blocked? i saw this goth tart earlier corrr need a goth gf
>>213162508if that was a channel bet brits would pay their tv license
>>213162517>no praying during turbulenceand what would allah have to say about that
Ever wish you were a normie?
>>213162462I see well enjoy mate x
>>213162474Project on
>>213162547He's the one causing it
>>213162481I've cleared Castle Mourne and knights calvary. Not fought the Death bird. Have grabbed all the seeds and tears their. Not fought the deathbird their yet. I've done all bosses in limgrave except Runebears and Tree Sentinel. I'm Holy so not bothering with TS for now. Mage builds look so much easier at this point
>>213162525no clue, don't look at porn me aha
>>213162521Ziedbelg's crush
>>213162566then what are you worried about ofcom for?
Can you still have your flag on /int/ when using a VPN?
odds beer
evens wine
dubs g&t
trips no booze for an hour
>>213162584Based Corbyn leaving Labour in the mud
>>213162575yes, vpn to an overseas territory (like gibraltar)
>>213162496t. Started roofing two weeks ago
>>213162378>no horizontal push>no dedicated leg routinegrim
you also look like a manlet
>>213162584you go to hell! you go to hell and you die!
>>213162109One of the great works he commissioned with his apparently unparalleled wealth