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Anonymous United Kingdom No.213160931 >>213160954 >>213161515 >>213161895 >>213162291
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battyberg edish
Anonymous Italy No.213160954 >>213160961 >>213160976
>>213160931 (OP)
bad edition
Anonymous Australia No.213160955 >>213160963 >>213160995
eating pine cones
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213160956
it's just not on
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213160961
>>213160954
shut it
Anonymous France No.213160963 >>213160979
>>213160955
no you're not
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213160964 >>213160976
disgusting edition
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213160976
>>213160964
>>213160954
What's the matter? Never seen a real man before?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213160978
just posting to make the thread longer so i can scroll down and get that hairy bare belly off my screen
Anonymous Australia No.213160979 >>213161009
>>213160963
yes i am you fucing idiot
Anonymous Canada No.213160987
>>213160943
Interesting. Do you have anything else on that?
Anonymous Croatia No.213160991
smoothcels seething at hairgods as per usual
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213160993
>yhe fucing binble
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213160995
>>213160955
Heard that's really good for you
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161000
just emulated a nintendo game
Anonymous Australia No.213161001 >>213161031
Why doesnt rorke just do this
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161002 >>213161023
took an IQ test and got like 140 but I'm actually a very stupid idiot of a man
how does that make sense
Anonymous France No.213161009
>>213160979
no, you're not
why don't you have a genuine post for once?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161011 >>213161017
sending my birth certificate to analgrannies.com
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161017
>>213161011
roar
Anonymous Australia No.213161018
did an iq test but was having trouble understanding it and got mad and started hitting myself
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161023 >>213161055
>>213161002
the result was actually 14.0
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161028 >>213161139 >>213161422 >>213162034
*smokes weed without anything bad happening*

heh, nothin personnel. In reality though the 2 times I did smoke weed growing up I had bad experiences and it put me right off it for life.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161031 >>213161041
>>213161001
do what
Anonymous Australia No.213161041
>>213161031
become a cute tranny
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161049 >>213161063 >>213161064 >>213161131 >>213161168 >>213161210 >>213161255
Ffs how did it come to this lads
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161055
>>213161023
oh right yeah that sounds more like it
Anonymous France No.213161063
>>213161049
you ate and kept eating
Anonymous Croatia No.213161064
>>213161049
government should do something
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161068 >>213161105
yhe bingle
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161082 >>213161105
yhe onlinb safby apt
Anonymous Australia No.213161105
>>213161068
>>213161082
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161106
ahem
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161108 >>213161125
if they block 4chan I'm going to do it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161125 >>213161163
>>213161108
GCHQ THIS ONE RIGHT HERE GET HIM NOW NOW NOW
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161126
The sun is the same in a relative way
But you're older
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161130 >>213161152 >>213161176 >>213161273 >>213161299 >>213161646
This is the average male form.
Only 30% of men shave their chest hair.
Most of us are overweight. And most of us have 5 inch penises.

It you hate this image? you hate yourself.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161131
>>213161049
Get some Ozempic in you lad
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161139
>>213161028
115 midwit me
Anonymous Spain No.213161150 >>213161173
Posting this from the WiFi of a Spanish bus if you even care
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161152
>>213161130
not me m8 i'm in good shape
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161154 >>213161165 >>213161171 >>213161194 >>213161215 >>213161283 >>213161378
nyoooooom
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161163
>>213161125
I'm going to find a job and a wife and life happily ever after
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161165 >>213161335
>>213161154
need to send a rocket up to divert this towards my bollocks
Anonymous Australia No.213161167
I reckon the medieval times weren't as bad as they made out
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161168
>>213161049
Want to shave you with a rusty razor
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161171
>>213161154
need it to smash me right in the bollocks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161173 >>213161195
>>213161150
QuiΓ©n se preguntΓ³?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161176
>>213161130
5 inches? 5 inches??? Excessive, outrageous
My willy is FAR FAR smaller than this
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161194
>>213161154
Dont believe in this heliocentric nonsense
Anonymous Spain No.213161195 >>213161221
>>213161173
Don't speak foreign la
Anonymous Lithuania No.213161210
>>213161049
You're a big guy
Anonymous Australia No.213161215
>>213161154
not arsed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161221 >>213161285
>>213161195
Guiri
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161227 >>213161264 >>213161301
>>213159967
1. Ban all genital mutilation (mgm, fgm, igm)
2. Ban Islam and Judaism, force all Jews and Muslims to either convert to Christianity or be deported. Ban all Muslims and Jews from entering Britain, nationalise all of the assets of Jews and Muslims living abroad (I.e. property, football clubs, banks)
3. Abolish the House of Lords, replace it with a senate of fully elected members on 5 year terms. Implement proportional representation instead of first-past-the-post, the vote share of a party or politician is exactly the number of seats they'll have in parliament. Change the UK government to a federal one, where more powers are devolved to England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland.
4. Write a British constitution guaranteeing freedom of speech and the right to bear firearms. Abolish the British monarchy, confiscate 90% of the Crown Lands.
5. Ban foreigners without a residency permit from buying housing in the UK. Greatly increase housing taxes on people who own more than one home.
6. Start a programme to increase the share of nuclear energy as a source of Britain's electricity, using modern and safe nuclear reactors, and possibly thorium reactors later on, aiming for a 50% nuclear energy target by 2050.
7. Expand the UK's manufacturing sectors, invest heavily in Northern England, Northern Scotland, South-west England, Wales, Northern Ireland. Expand the British military, develop independent SLBM's, ICBM's, 6th gen fighter jets. Restart Britain's space programme, with the aim of developing multiple reuse Rockets.
8. Build closer ties with the more rational EU politicians, the ones who prioritise European strategic autonomy.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161255 >>213161271
>>213161049
Eating too much and doing no exercise.
The quintessential life of a 30 year old NEET.
Anonymous Australia No.213161258
might get the ios 26 liquid glass beta looks kind of cool
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161264
>>213161227
>invest heavily in Northern England
They don't want it. They want PIP.
Anonymous United States No.213161268 >>213161292 >>213161312 >>213161336 >>213161341
got under 150lbs but still feel like a fat fuck
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161271
>>213161255
Guarantee its mostly drink related
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161273
>>213161130
>Only 30% of men shave their chest hair.
Can't be that high surely
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161283
>>213161154
Diego insisting this is fake because it's not mentioned in the Bible
Anonymous Spain No.213161285
>>213161221
Once again, don't know your meme language and shan't be working
And btw, country is full Pablo, go home
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161292 >>213161308 >>213161341
>>213161268
There's no reason for a man to be over 115 lbs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161299
>>213161130
>Only 30% of men shave their chest hair.
how do people do this
did it once and it itched like a bastard as it grew back
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161301
>>213161227
9. bring back smoking in pubs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161308
>>213161292
being taller than 5'4 is perhaps a good reason
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161312 >>213161324
>>213161268
What's that in real numbers (kilograms)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161324
>>213161312
FOF
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161335 >>213161405
>>213161165
we don't actually have rocket technology that could get near this thing, it's going too fast

by the time it was picked up we'd have to have launched a rocket 2 years ago to have any hope of getting near it and this is with using various slingshot methods
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161336
>>213161268
210lbs me
Anonymous Australia No.213161341
>>213161292
>>213161268
I'm 185lbs and not even fat
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161360
Vitamin D is the key to good health
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161363 >>213161445
*falcon punches my nan*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161373 >>213161386 >>213161389
*donkey punches rorke*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161378 >>213161399
>>213161154
always secretly hope it'll be a spaceship come to take me back to my home planet
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161379 >>213161393
monty python isn't funny
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161380
raping my arse with a pine cone
Anonymous France No.213161386 >>213161445
>>213161373
sure there's a good reason for that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161389
>>213161373
good film that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161393 >>213161406
>>213161379
neither's fucking children but that doesn't stop you
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161399
>>213161378
I hope they just bash my head in
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161400
got the ck3 on
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161405
>>213161335
just fucking strap a load of nukes to the back of a lorry it'll be up there in no time
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161406
>>213161393
project on
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161422 >>213161463
>>213161028
what's it like being a very stupid man?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161436
Quite sad how many of you have done IQ tests
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161440
im too high IQ for IQ tests
Anonymous France No.213161445
>>213161386
meant for this >>213161363
Anonymous Australia No.213161447
reckon my verbal iq is retarded but everything else normal
Anonymous Iceland No.213161450
U STILL HERE?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161457
tried an IQ test once but it was fucking boring so i stopped
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161463
>>213161422
>cack-handed sperg with good recall
oh my days
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161497 >>213161528 >>213161594
ugly rapists do it out of greed, handsome rapists do it out of love of the game
Anonymous South Africa No.213161515
>>213160931 (OP)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161517
just got called a cack-handed sperg by my primary school teacher
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161523
post rate tapering off as the lads log off to get a shave and a shower then head out to the beer garden to meet their REAL mates, laughing and enjoying one another's company under the warm glow of the July sun, perhaps meeting a girl and taking her home for a shag

while we all languish at home waiting for new posts to appear. Makes me sick to my stomach so it does.
Anonymous France No.213161528 >>213161554
>>213161497
... you sound like a rapist, la
you're not one, are you?
Anonymous Spain No.213161532
*in a Welsh accent*
What I drink in a dayyyyyy Alicante day 1
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161543
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161545
um
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161552
when I was a kid I went to iq school to study for an iq test but I accidentally went to qi school instead and stephen fry nonced me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161554 >>213161572
>>213161528
...no :)
Anonymous France No.213161572
>>213161554
Anonymous France No.213161586
shani> triss >>>>> yennefer
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161589
wiping my arse with nettles
Anonymous Australia No.213161594 >>213161610 >>213161624
>>213161497
dont get why famous people do rapes when they could have sex with anyone
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161601
odds beer
evens wine
dubs g&t

you're gonna be seeing this post a lot today
i'll include an image though so it's not too boring
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161603
I had intelligence tests as a kid but my results apparently were too varied and topsy-turvy to get a clear answer
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161610
>>213161594
love of the game
Anonymous Australia No.213161614 >>213161634
hate toiling but love getting paid, it's a tricky sitch
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161621
Just seen a Chinese bloke driving a bus
Woke gone mad
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161622
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161624 >>213161643
>>213161594
A lot of celebrity rapes seem to be of the 'changed her mind the next morning when she smelled a compo claim' variety. Not saying they all are, but a good many seem to be.
Anonymous France No.213161634 >>213161739
>>213161614
have you tried an onlyfans?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161638 >>213161657 >>213161660 >>213161661 >>213161704 >>213161709
Tried this hipster lesbian cafe round the corner and had the most dry and flavourless scrambled egg and pesto bagel whilst the two girls working there talked about whether they should get their tubes tied

The iced tea was bangin though
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161643
>>213161624
you sound like you know a lot about being a celebrity rapist
you're not a... are you?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161646
>>213161130
i dont have any chest hair and my penis is 4.5in
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161657
>>213161638
Do you get the impression lesbian women hate you just because you're a man?

It's a bit of a cliche but honestly I do get that vibe from them.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161658 >>213161667
inserting grapes down my willy hole
Anonymous Spain No.213161660
>>213161638
>flavourless scrambled egg
Those kind of places are scared of butter
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161661 >>213161680
>>213161638
women can't cook
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161667 >>213161693 >>213161698
>>213161658
seedless?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161669
am bottom
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161674
Australia just got shagged right up the arse hole.
Anonymous France No.213161680
>>213161661
BUT THEY SHOULD
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161692 >>213161811
am nonce
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161693
>>213161667
thats all there is these days
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161698
>>213161667
if he wasn't before he soon will be
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161700 >>213161712 >>213161733 >>213161741
Confit Duck leg and chorizo rice for lunch
Anonymous Canada No.213161701
meltdown
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161704 >>213161753
>>213161638
>two girls working there talked about whether they should get their tubes tied
Why would a lesbian need to do that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161709
>>213161638
lezzers like their eggs like that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161712
>>213161700
looks a bit dry
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161716 >>213161746
the 500g minced beef says use by the 25th
still cooking it tonight though
spicy beef and onion and cheese burritos for the next couple of days
Anonymous Spain No.213161733 >>213161805 >>213161845
>>213161700
Honestly might be the shitest looking confit duck I've ever seen
And why not serve it with something nice like mash
Anonymous Australia No.213161739 >>213161777
>>213161634
i'm not attractive or vaginated enough to do that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161741
>>213161700
looks shit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161746
>>213161716
will be fine yeah

you just know they're not allowed to put the real Use By date on these things because they KNOW people like me will eat things 1-2 days past the Use By dates. What's the real Use By date? We don't know because they refuse to tell us.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161753
>>213161704
just a lesbian vibe, the cafe was a bit girly and the women were the type with tattoos and nose rings
why I was there? dunno just wanted to have lunch that wasn't Tescoslop or Pretslop for once
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161763 >>213161797
Im an englishman in wales currently ama
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161774 >>213161826 >>213161851
it's shit having no friends
I have nothing to do
Anonymous France No.213161777 >>213161816
>>213161739
just try it
i believe the youngsters call it a "side hustle"
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161796
it's insane that parents in this country have become convinced that the government need to do their job for them because they're too lazy to monitor what their bairns do on the ipad
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161797
>>213161763
how goes it with those 20mph speed limits
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161801 >>213161807 >>213161809 >>213161812 >>213161835 >>213161859 >>213161912
my birthday today :)
Anonymous Spain No.213161802
Hello can someone give me some attention please?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161805 >>213161859
>>213161733
Because my girlfriend is Portuguese and she loves chorizo
, also it tasted good , want dry at all considering it was cooked in fat before going in the oven just to crisp up
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161807
>>213161801
happy birthday chum
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161809
>>213161801
sybau
Anonymous Australia No.213161811
>>213161692
booy what da hell XD
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161812
>>213161801
another year wasted award
Anonymous Australia No.213161816 >>213161871
>>213161777
would have to bleach and shave my areshole
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161820
There's no quim likes to party, like the quim down in Darty!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161826
>>213161774
Learn how to tie a noose Billy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161835
>>213161801
many happy returns on the day laddo
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161836
just been raped up the battyhole by myself
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161837 >>213161854 >>213161872 >>213161874 >>213161883
>my birthday today :)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161842
RING RING
BETTER ANSWER THE GRAFT PHONE
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161845 >>213161878
>>213161733
What sort of Spaniard doesn’t like arroz con chorizo?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161851
>>213161774
thought about going outside earlier but theres nowt to do outside
whats the point
Anonymous Australia No.213161854
>>213161837
shes actually peng
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161859
>>213161805
Looks drier than a nuns cunt mate
Bet your girlfriend hated it

>>213161801
Happy birthday
Anonymous France No.213161871
>>213161816
corrr corrrrr
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161872
>>213161837
cheese :)
Anonymous Australia No.213161874
>>213161837
ah it is her birthday and all
very observant x
Anonymous Spain No.213161878 >>213161932
>>213161845
I'm not Spanish thank god
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161883 >>213161980 >>213162143
>>213161837
would roger liz truss while she talks mindlessly with a blank stare about importing cheese
Anonymous United States No.213161895
>>213160931 (OP)
>My sister watched evangolieon
>Compares me to shinji as a joke
>Day ruined

Well time to KMS
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161900 >>213161951
flat is making that noise where it's like an extremely faint high-pitched electrical noise, the sort that you can only hear if you're under the age of 40

either it's coming from one of the sockets or it could be a neighbour hoovering and I'm hearing their hoover through 2-3 closed doors and an interior wall
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161912
>>213161801
*lights the candles on your cake*
wait
everybody?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR... NOW!
GRAB HIS LEGS
time for the bumps lad
*puts the boot in with every bump*
ONE! WAHEY!
TWO! WAHEY!
etc
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161930 >>213161956
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161932 >>213161991
>>213161878
On a balconing holiday?
Anonymous Australia No.213161940
might get hungry jacks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161941 >>213161986 >>213161987 >>213162021 >>213162104
remember: third worlders catching animals off the street and eating them is a right wing conspiracy theory

https://x.com/LeilaniDowding/status/1948994355316097128
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161950
nth for the gyaldem
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161951
>>213161900
i hear this from my alarm and the cooker display
not sure what causes it but they're both old and need replacing
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161956
>>213161930
They are genuinely schizophrenic
Anonymous France No.213161966 >>213161974
>might get hungry jacks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161968 >>213161997 >>213162012
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsYp9q3QNaQ
nobody commanded a room like bowie. not trump. not shane gillis. nobody.
Anonymous Australia No.213161974 >>213162003
>>213161966
nice selfie
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161980
>>213161883
sling one up her pork market if you will
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161986 >>213162008
>>213161941
what I don't get is why they don't just buy a cooked chicken or two from a shop

why go through the hassle of catching and killing a goose?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161987
>>213161941
leftypol, the animal-loving environmentalist, turning a blind eye to this
Anonymous Spain No.213161991 >>213162090
>>213161932
Lads holiday in Alicante, on the bus to the resort now
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213161997 >>213162048 >>213162072 >>213162093
>>213161968
Elvis did
Even Bowie said it
Next
Anonymous France No.213162003
>>213161974
you wish, tubby
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162008
>>213161986
They see it as a win, gaming the system, getting something for free that the stupid natives blindly pay for
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162012
>>213161968
He is on record as having had sex with a 14 year old girl as I recall. One wonders why anyone would do such a thing, since it is well established women only become attractive after age 18. We'll never know.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162021
>>213161941
leftypol damage control squads whirring into action to conjure up reasons why this is actually a good thing
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162028 >>213162049
Rock broke
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162034 >>213162082 >>213162204
>>213161028
just did this and got bored with 10 minutes left so I gave up but I got the same so idk seems I'm a midwit too
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162045
theyre doing 0% mortgages now
yeah great idea that
there'll be another crash in a few years you see
Anonymous Croatia No.213162048
>>213161997
done that cunt
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162049 >>213162124
>>213162028
Would love to see your face smashed in with a rock you incel weeb freak
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162072
>>213161997
This is true. Elvis had aura for sure. But Bowie still had motion.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162082
>>213162034
you really have to be in the mood for it, like have a proper graw for smashing it and fully committing to spending the 40-odd minutes it takes to get through it. Especially when you get towards the end and you're having to think.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162090 >>213162127
>>213161991
You’re sat in your smelly bedroom on your VPN like every day Spaino
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162093
>>213161997
Elvis said he wished he could sing like Roy Orbison thoughbeit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162104
>>213161941
they're poaching swans too
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162109 >>213162128 >>213162137 >>213162156 >>213162161 >>213162661
well rorke, what do you have to say to that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162122
rorke terrified
radical centrists squirming
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162124
>>213162049
Try me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162125 >>213162197
There are bootlegs of Elvis performing when he was close to death and he would spend 30 minutes on stage not singing and just slagging off journalists while he's off his head all pilled up
Anonymous Spain No.213162127 >>213162140
>>213162090
>Incel can't conceive of anyone going on holiday with their friends
Lmaoooo
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162128
>>213162109
what were his views on the trans issue
Anonymous France No.213162137
>>213162109
"what about now?"
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162140
>>213162127
you have no friends though
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162143
>>213161883
YORKSHIRE CHEESE
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162144 >>213162160 >>213162277
idk whether to cut or bulk lads. skinny fat forever me
Anonymous Australia No.213162147 >>213162177
all my niggers nazis nigger, heil hitler
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162156
>>213162109
mental how brownoids idolise material wealth above all else
Anonymous Australia No.213162160 >>213162245
>>213162144
jump on gear and do a recomp
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162161
>>213162109
richest man on earth now is an african
elon musk innit
south african
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162162 >>213162194 >>213162216
was at gran's earlier in the week for dinner, first time I'd seen her since she broke her wrist. She was doing OK, quite high off the painkillers they'd given her but getting on with it

6 weeks she'll be in a wrist split then after that they've given her some exercises to do.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162165
cup of tea for me then naptime x
Anonymous Canada No.213162174 >>213162203 >>213162276
why's he got a spanish flag if he's posting on british mobile THOUGH
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162177 >>213162475
>>213162147
alri racismlad?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162186
No luck catching them swans then
Anonymous Australia No.213162194
>>213162162
does she speak with a nice sophisticated accent like my english great aunt did?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162197
>>213162125
Based fuck journos
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162198
are women are in the finals lads
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162203 >>213162276
>>213162174
Almost like he’s larping
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162204 >>213162232 >>213162256
>>213162034
you have to really knuckle down and get that hamster wheel churning
t. intellectual titan, properly clever lad, nobody is more clever than I am
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162208
Anonymous France No.213162216
>>213162162
they get old, they die
i'm sorry la but that's just what happens eventually
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162223
what you doing there matey? by yourself?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162232 >>213162256 >>213162261 >>213162289
>>213162204
wow! how does it feel to be a member of the one per cent?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162235
Pining to snog her
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162245 >>213162496
>>213162160
nah natty me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162256 >>213162289 >>213162348
>>213162204
Nice one lad I'm up there too
>>213162232
he's quite clearly only in the top two percent
this is why you're not 135 iq like us
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162260 >>213162274 >>213162302 >>213162391 >>213162517
what the hell is that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162261
>>213162232
Like one in a hundred
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162274
>>213162260
Prayer room senpai
Anonymous Spain No.213162276 >>213162304 >>213162334
>>213162174
>>213162203
Spanish coaches have WiFi
All coaches have WiFi these days, you'd know that if you left your smeggy bedroom
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162277 >>213162298 >>213162310 >>213162369
>>213162144
If you're not super fat and not super thin then you can likely just tweak what you're eating i.e less processed carbs and slop, much more animal protein (think 175-200g per day), get after it doing your exercises and you'll recomp.

Best of luck on your journey lad x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162284 >>213162352
I was born at E.P.C.O.T.
I'm the first and only citizen of the Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162285
And the latest from Employed Woman?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162289
>>213162232
feels like I'm on top of the world ahaha, looking down on the, err... oh I'm too thick to come up with the words for it
>>213162256
great stuff lad jobless good-for-nothing neet as well I take it?
Anonymous Canada No.213162291
>>213160931 (OP)
Not a fan of this desu
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162298
>>213162277
state of that belly button. bet it gets all sorts of crusty skank caught in it.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162302 >>213162317
>>213162260
looks like a floor plan to me mate
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162303
>animal protein
lmao
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162304 >>213162332
>>213162276
Tell your mates your on holiday with not us
Anonymous Canada No.213162310 >>213162378
>>213162277
what's your routine
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162317 >>213162342
>>213162302
whos the big grey bloke
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162327 >>213162337 >>213162340
dpd terrorising me by holding my parcel in the warehouse for THREE FUCKING DAYS straight
Anonymous Spain No.213162332 >>213162354 >>213162365 >>213162389
>>213162304
Kek you're actually seething
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162334
>>213162276
Meltdown
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162337 >>213162360
>>213162327
just go to the warehouse...?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162340
>>213162327
my xbox has been stuck in denmark for like 7 years
Anonymous Croatia No.213162342
>>213162317
that's the cinema nephilim
he fights off the popcorn goblins
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162346 >>213162393 >>213162407
HATE elden ring knights, I can't block or parry their big ahh weapons. And their shields are unstaggerble with 1 hand weapons. I try and rolling behind them but by the time I'm in stance to attack they're either guarding or procing another attack. Learning the space is tricky. Grafted Scion next and no Grace in sight. Cba mowing through 2 knights again just to die over 10+ times GS FFS
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162347
Sir Porn Blocker
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162348
>>213162256
is it not top one per cent?
I thought it was 99 percentile
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162352
>>213162284
went to epcot in 1996 and they had guitar hero there nearly 10 years before it was officially released
the only song was an aerosmith one but it was guitar hero
blew my mind when it came out and i remembered seeing it at epcot all those years ago
Anonymous Canada No.213162354 >>213162395
>>213162332
Post a pic from out the window

You won't
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162356
Sir Wank Warner
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162360
>>213162337
can you do that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162365 >>213162395
>>213162332
have a day off adam. this is just weird
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162369 >>213162378
>>213162277
Cardio?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162374 >>213162398 >>213162411
rorkette on a mad one
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162378 >>213162388 >>213162426 >>213162626
>>213162310
>>213162369

A: Pullups, rows
B: Squats, pushups

ABAB repeating indefinitely then a rest day perhaps once every 2-3 weeks if I'm really drained. Also I go for long walks sometimes.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162388
>>213162378
virginity status?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162389
>>213162332
If I'm being honest with myself the only reason this would upset me is because I'm jealous that you're on holiday with mates and I've got work on Monday and no mates. I'm trying to acknowledge this when it happens since I'm getting wound up just browsing the internet more and more.
Anonymous Canada No.213162391
>>213162260
its where the Giant prays inshallah
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162393 >>213162436
>>213162346
>the singular elden ring knight
get good at parrying because you can parry grafted scion too or just go easy mode and do a bleed build
Anonymous Spain No.213162395 >>213162419 >>213162424 >>213162445 >>213162480
>>213162354
>>213162365
I'm not adam
Anonymous France No.213162398
>>213162374
she's right
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162402 >>213162485
so this is rorke
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162404 >>213162429
lads what can I do with my 125 IQ?
Anonymous Australia No.213162407 >>213162453
>>213162346
which knights you mean like the headless ones
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162411
>>213162374
Love a bit of nominative determinism me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162419
>>213162395
Just as annoying though
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162424
>>213162395
fair enough. enjoy de lad x
Anonymous Canada No.213162426 >>213162461
>>213162378
>rows
What kind?
And you just do ABAB every day for weeks?
Seems simple enough guess I should get off my fat ass
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162429 >>213162438 >>213162450
>>213162404
pass your genes on. you do have a gf right, anon?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162436 >>213162481 >>213162490
>>213162393
Might just quit stormveil castle and practice parrying at the gatefront camp
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162438
>>213162429
It's statistically proven that the smarter you are the more likely you are to be a virgin
Anonymous Canada No.213162445 >>213162462 >>213162474
>>213162395
Why are you posting on 4chan while on vacation?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162450
>>213162429
khfv, me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162453
>>213162407
Nah Banished and Godrick knights
Anonymous Australia No.213162454 >>213162501
elden ring ranni sex arse
Anonymous Canada No.213162455
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND
BABY RIGHT ROUND
LIKE A RECORD BABY
RIGHT ROUND
ROUND ROUND
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162461
>>213162426
>do ABAB
haha we used to call poo "bab" back in the day
bab or babba
babba cackamala
Anonymous Spain No.213162462 >>213162549
>>213162445
Because I'm an incel freak tagging along with a bunch of normies x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162470
Wanking to Peter Hitchens
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162474 >>213162500 >>213162549
>>213162445
mate why the fuck do you spend all day being the /brit/ policeman
chill out and get a better hobby
Anonymous Australia No.213162475 >>213162505
>>213162177
hello lad how's it foing
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162480
>>213162395
Spaki meltie
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162481 >>213162562
>>213162436
have you done weeping peninsula? you should do that area before going to stormveil
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162485
>>213162402
looking for nuts or summat is he
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162490
>>213162436
have you cleared a lot of limveld areas? you don't want to be underleveled if you're new to the game
Anonymous Australia No.213162496 >>213162612
>>213162245
nah mate just one little cycle, it's harmless if you do PCT properly, and actually an advantage since roids can build new muscle cells that stick with you for life even after you go back to natty
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162500
>>213162474
he really does spend his entire life here doesn't he
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162501
>>213162454
For me it's the way Melina's knees and legs rub together when she sure down corrrrrr. Want to do Frenzied Flame ending for her stern telling off
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162504
omds virgin patrol out in full force with their spacker games
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162505 >>213162525
>>213162475
good mate, I'm enjoying the weekend
had a wank earlier but don't tell ofcom
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162508 >>213162526
I LOVE BBC PORN
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162517 >>213162547
>>213162260
Prayer room on Saudi planes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162521 >>213162572
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162523 >>213162582
Might play some EU4
odds for great horde
evens for nejd
Anonymous Australia No.213162525 >>213162566
>>213162505
is chaturbate blocked? i saw this goth tart earlier corrr need a goth gf
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162526
>>213162508
if that was a channel bet brits would pay their tv license
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162547 >>213162561
>>213162517
>no praying during turbulence
and what would allah have to say about that
Anonymous Australia No.213162548
Ever wish you were a normie?
Anonymous Canada No.213162549
>>213162462
I see well enjoy mate x
>>213162474
Project on
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162561 >>213162608
>>213162547
He's the one causing it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162562
>>213162481
I've cleared Castle Mourne and knights calvary. Not fought the Death bird. Have grabbed all the seeds and tears their. Not fought the deathbird their yet. I've done all bosses in limgrave except Runebears and Tree Sentinel. I'm Holy so not bothering with TS for now. Mage builds look so much easier at this point
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162566 >>213162574
>>213162525
no clue, don't look at porn me aha
Anonymous Canada No.213162572
>>213162521
Ziedbelg's crush
Anonymous Australia No.213162574
>>213162566
then what are you worried about ofcom for?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162575 >>213162607
Can you still have your flag on /int/ when using a VPN?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162582
>>213162523
Based Khan
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162584 >>213162606 >>213162636
>>213159854
>>213159854
>>213159854
Anonymous Australia No.213162599
>>213162591
>>213162591
>>213162591
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162602
odds beer
evens wine
dubs g&t
trips no booze for an hour
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162606
>>213162584
Based Corbyn leaving Labour in the mud
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162607
>>213162575
yes, vpn to an overseas territory (like gibraltar)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162608
>>213162561
cheeky bugger
Anonymous Canada No.213162612
>>213162496
t. Started roofing two weeks ago
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162626
>>213162378
>no horizontal push
>no dedicated leg routine

grim
you also look like a manlet
Anonymous Australia No.213162636
>>213162584
you go to hell! you go to hell and you die!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213162661
>>213162109
One of the great works he commissioned with his apparently unparalleled wealth