words of wisdom edition

>>213160116

kegels turned my bussy to a visegrip

>>213170951
My father would say the same thing back before he passed

>>213170997
Do you look like this?

We all played a small part in Jason's Troonification

did some coloring

>>213171021
No, I look like this

>>213171028
I think it was mostly the fatherlessness and homeschooling

>>213171038
looks good

Donald Trump if you can hear us

>>213171053
He claims to have a father now

watching destiny

>>213171038
hvala vam najlepse za postu

Fuck my gay ass nigger life

>watching destiny

>>213171066
epsteins wife be like

>>213171075
In a family unit, sometimes the female personalities overpower the masculine ones and cause feminization. Cf. the Kardishian-Jenner family. I wouldn't be surprised if this father also has troon tendencies

>>213171148
Idk maybe he's making it up. I remember him telling the story about coming out to his family and how it wasn't a big deal to them, but he only mentioned his mom, grandma and sisters. I asked if there were any men around and he ignored me

there at the battle of iwo jima hill

Yoooooooo

https://streamable.com/kd838d

>>213171175
Interesting. Are you describing the generally supported view among modern Jason scholars?

When I think about having a gf, her being a non-virgin isn't the end of the world, but it does bother me a bit. It doesn't bother me at all if she's a widow or if she's still with her partner and I'm entering a polycule.

I bought a bottle of sake in 12 installments last year. Only 2 more ~2 dollar payments, and I'm done, bros.

it's too hot

yo shout out to God He showed me the light no cap

>>213171408
why do you drink 700 cups of soda every year:

>>213168806

lunch

>>213171500
where da 'roni at?

>>213171536
I'm jewish so i cant

>>213171579
I hope you didn't turn the oven on yourself on Sabbath?

ديانا روس - رأسًا على عقب (معززة بالباس)

i wish the nutella container wasnt retardedly shaped
its a pain in the ass to scrape out my sugar spread

>>213171631
translate

>>213171463
I drink coffee every day, coke once a week. People drink coke because it's hot as fuck in here. Would you drink coffee or tea if the room temperature was 100F?

>>213171408
>how niggas feel when they can an album an instalment

>>213171609
don't judge me

Stephen Colbert is based

>>213171657
Use Google translate

>>213171631
ちんがつまどれぺんでほ

>>213171722
no

>>213171702
Judgement is for God alone, but I would strongly advise you to invest in a shabbos goy

>>213171724
Nie sądzę, żeby pornografię futrzastą stanowiła aż taki problem, jak twierdzą. Wręcz przeciwnie, uważam, że to czysta korzyść.

>>213171676
why can't you afford A/C?

>>213170923 (OP)
>pic
You also get disrespect when you stay out of their way. Clown ass society.

jason on the left

>>213171676
>Would you drink coffee or tea if the room temperature was 100F?
I do this quite often

go away goshpedo

I like drinking poops

Epoch launch failed so I'm going back to bed

reading a book

>>213171470
get the country fried steak

>>213171995
miller grove head ass

>>213172028
I did actually

>>213171771
Most people here have A/C.

Feel free to screen record if you like
https://youtu.be/GHktb1rXMhE?feature=shared

It's pretty funny when zoomers don't realize that the words "canon" and "canonical" were first applied to the bible

>>213172111
doing better than the brits then

>>213172116
>dawg
braindead vocabulary

Your foreskin was promised to me 3,000 years ago. Hand it over.

>>213172233
new-worlders know what's up

Donald Trump

for real

>>213171278
>When I think about having a gf, her being non-VIRGIN AND NON- WHITE GERMANIC is the end of the world, and it BOTHERS ME A WHOLE FUCKING LOT. FUCK A FUCKING DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was reading about how some Jews in the Roman empire used a kind of foreskin restoration, and during the Jewish-Roman wars some of these people were circumcised AGAIN to undo their restoration. Imagine getting double-circumcised

>>213172365
"I make deals. The best deals. MEXICO IS THE NEW CHINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Donald Trump

>>213172304

Orange man unironically bad

>>213172472
everyone knows this

>>213172365

for real

>>213172441
i bet this post was worth so many goy points

>>213172233
You don't need to have one if the average temperature is 20C and the hottest day ever was 35C.

>>213172668
goints

Sometimes I'm reminded that it's impossible to hate normgroids too much

TURN ME ON TURN ME OUT MAKE ME SCREAM MAKE ME SHOUT

>>213172894
And normies in general, too, I guess

>>213172511
am i missing something
just sounds like a weak bitch

Thighland and Cumbodia are warring against each other

are you scared of sydney sweeney's boobies too?

>>213173044
ugly gorilla bitch

>>213173044
They're not scary, but it was a tacky ad and she's actually an incredible hack.

She sucks at acting and should have just been a model or something instead. Also, the "teehee I have big boobies" thing gets to a point. We get, thanks, but shut up!

>>213172969
you're not missing anything

>>213173081
might be a troon it's so ugly

>>213173092
>They're not scary
yes they are blahpipo said so stop being racist against blahpipos

>>213173092
>Also, the "teehee I have big boobies" thing gets to a point. We get, thanks, but shut up!
I disagree, I think she should never stop this gimmick

>>213173156
Okay, she should do it in the context of something erotic and not random fucking commercials.

>>213173092
chances that you're a biological foid who's not very pretty are actually quite high!

>>213173156
seconded. also, i just looked up the ads, and they're very tame. i don't know how you could take issue with them

would you kiss her if she was flirting with you in a bar at 1 AM

we actually need MORE booby commercials like we used to get back in the normal days

>>213173196
No, I'm just misogynistic and think women shouldn't have their careers advanced based on their looks. She fucking sucks at acting.

CON
TROL
YOUR
SELF

>>213173240
yea, have you seen her rack dude, this is a prison picture, possible the worse she will ever look

>y la namorada, mijo?

Ordered slop yet again.

>>213173206
>>213173044
I think this blahperson is upset that the commercial implies Sydney Sweeneys white genes are "great", or perhaps "supreme"

>>213173092
>She sucks at acting
Confirmed for not seeing Reality. Anyways you know who REALLY can't act? Emma Stone

>>213173273
i let my impulses and habits control me so i don't have to.

>>213173240
Not her specifically, but someone like her yes

>>213173316
>>213173316
She was pretty good in Birdman, La La Land, The Favourite, Poor Things, and Kinds of Kindness. Not exactly versatile, but not Gal Gadot tier.

>virgin chinese screw drivers
Uhmm no please you can't use our tools the way you want, they weren't designed for hard use you're going to break it and sue us for injuries
>Chad American made Demolition Driver
Bet you can't break it pussy

>>213173240
My dad unironically thinks they're both good looking (Epstein too)

>>213173390
La La Land was the worst movie I have ever seen and the fact that the same director made the same movie again but set in the 30s with Margot Robbie makes me hate it even more

>>213170923 (OP)
Asshole’s cope

catberg is legitimately retarded.

>>213173390
Also, the fact that Gal Gadot has had a long and successful acting career is insane. She is so goddamn fucking terrible at acting. Even other models turned actresses were only there for a short stint

Insallah, she will go insane and off herself or something.

>>213173397
They're pretty good looking.

anyone want to watch me play exanima

Roommates got me Chinese food :)

KI will be delivering my slop to my door today :)

>>213173466

>>213173537
>almost 9k deliveries a year
how

>>213173471
Happy to say I've never seen a movie with her in it because not a single movie she's cast in looks worthy of a torrent

>>213173537
That's a lot of deliveries!

it is literally impossible to respect people who get private taxis for their burritos

>>213173595
It's no different than pizza delivery

>>213173628
ok. and?

>>213173642
You've ordered pizza delivery

>>213173566
That's only like 35 deliveries a day assuming he works "normal" hours doing this full time.

>>213173420
lol

>>213173652
how many years do you think it's been since i've done that?

>>213173595
I've only seen her in one capeshit movie and it was offensively bad acting.

>>213173566
Probably only delivers in the core downtown area. I think you can knock off like 3 deliveries/hour if you're working somewhere like the financial district.

lets get sticky

Why do you /cum/skins always talk about slop delivery?

>>213173676
Doesn't matter, it's impossible to respect you now :/

>>213173689
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/279198/chef-johns-sticky-buns/

>>213173719
North America runs on slop.

>spend an extra 2 hours fiddling around a tight space so i don't have to remove the steering knuckle
>end up having to remove it anyways
i cry evrytim

>>213173719
North American culture

>>213173676
Idk how you can eat a full meal for like 8 dollars or whatever it was without buying absolute bargin bin junk from the dollar store. I bulk brew stews for long outages at work and it's still like 13 dollars a meal

half jewish half chinese

>>213173721
i'm glad you agree that i'm right.

another W in my belt

>>213173762
Looks like it could be one of john and yokos spawn
Horrible creature

>>213173739
>fell for it again award
Spensing an hour to save 30min

>>213173397
He's right. BUT they're bad people THO

just got an AI generated response.
>>213173744

>>213173762
she looks bossy

>>213173762
Zuckerberg's kids will look like this.

>>213173762
she needs to put on some fucking antiperspirant.

>>213173808
What about it looks ai generated?

>>213173821
he already said jewish

>Rejected from doordash and ubereats
I. AM. TWEAKING.

>>213173762
absolutely would

>>213173595
respect is overrated. you bust your buns to get it, then get saddled with the anxiety of maintaining it. better to introduce yourself honestly as a lout and a fool and get people accustomed to it. it's great, you instantly build a network of other louts and fools. you and your new friends will be getting asked to leave bars in no time!

>>213173849
it's a tertiary reply containing no information in the previous reply chain, no memory of things said in the past.

>>213173762
hell no, rather jack off

>>213173800
Literally every time
>hmm i can do the steering rack without dropping the subframe
>tranny removal, subframe in, no problem
>starter with the intake mani on? I got this
What do they say about making the same mistake over and over but expecting a different outcome?

>>213173762
do you think she'd get mad if i pinched that little pillsbury roll by her shirt strap? i'm doing it either way haha

Sydney Sweeney makes groids SEETHE

>>213173942
Why do white bitches always try to look orange?

>>213173954
hellgo for it bro

>>213173942
sexsexsexsex

43 is still young
i can figure things out

>>213173983
just a late bloomer.

>>213173983
What things do you need to figure out?

>>213173958
is that cidney sweeney?

>>213173983
You are still a baby.

San Antonio Riverwalk.

>>213174094
Vibrant!

>>213174094
I took this picture

hey googoo do they still make tentacle grape soda?

>>213174094

Im gonna miss him so much bros
I was so pissed when he got boo'ed

https://youtu.be/btiReacd-WE?si=OoqEQ0jkmGVeM42B

Stearn's Wharf, Santa Barbara, California.

>>213174191
He said the n word one time and it was bad

>>213174236
IT WAS A PLAY BROTHER
A SECOND HEEL TURN MAN

>>213174217
https://youtu.be/u95NSWs-ZXU?feature=shared

THIS THAT PINK VENOM THIS THAT PINK VENOM GET EM GET EM GET EM STRAIGHT TO DOME LIKE WOAH WOAH WOAH

Why's this thread so slow on a Saturday, damn

>>213173898
Are you not the guy that boasts about spending 2 dollars a meal on chicken breasts

Vinnie the chin

>>213174489
Nobody likes, subscribes, or comments on my posts
Whats the point?

What if each time you ran your fingers through your hair while you're in the shower, you felt as though someone was sounding your urethra with their fingernails

>>213174618
I would smash the dislike button on your posts if I had the chance.

>>213174489
/cum/ is filled with normies that go out on the weekends and then pretend to be one of us

>>213174690
What about my bussy?

>>213174653
time to shave my head haha

>>213174690
But I'm always pushing the freshest and hottest /cum/tent

I have jacked off in San Diego before.

>>213174841
I jacked off a guy named Diego before

Just made this really sad song ;(
https://voca.ro/1ag2TnoLrrmL

>>213174841

>>213174881
If your friend jack was stuck on a horse and could get off, would you help jack off a horse?

>>213174910
The onanist consumes his own emissions?
Is it onanism if it goes in your mouth and not on the floor?
These are important questions

>>213174775
Not a fan of poop on my weiner.

>>213174915
just spook it, it'll throw him off.

Should I get one of those mohawk tier haricuts that all dudebros have?

>>213174948
you're obviously not German.
where are you from?

>>213174895
Sounds like the theme song from house (some shit from massive attack?)

>>213174957
what is this 1994?

>>213174975
I just prefer mustard on my weiner like all good Germans do.

>>213175022
I must turd on your wiener

>>213174489
Sorry, I was too busy eating this entire large portion of Chinese food

What are you spooks up to?

Apparently "this post belongs on /pol/" is a new reportable offense

Love me some cheap Chinese slop desu.

>>213175108
Putting my car back together. hbu sugar nips?

>>213174998
Yes

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>213175113
Only for OPs, i don't think you can do it for normal posts and it isn't new

>>213175113
It was always available for OPs

>>213175133
Can't sleep

>>213175201
What kind of freak sleeps while the sun is up? Couldn't be me

had some chickenslop for dinner
never again, baffling how some people can eat this tier of """food""" everyday

>>213175169
im drinking

The goat is back in the /cum/ game.

>>213175273
i LOVE fried chicken

>>213175308
>The goat
I know she smells, but don't say such things about your mom

>>213175093
>>213175273
You have just consumed an alarming amount of sneed oils. Take a high dose of vitamin E IMMEDIATELY with as much milk as you can stomach

there's a fair. in town. might as well go to get even more wasted

>>213175273
Icelandpipo don't season they food

>>213175240
Alrighty

I cannot forgive women for this bullshit existence
and kikes especially
and niggers
and men who look better than me
and kikes one more time

This weed I got ain't shit. It always happens when I get indica.

>>213174775
I go out on the weekend but not with friends or anything, just to check out the bookstore

>>213175404
Dang sorry to hear that

>>213175445
Have you noticed that 90% of bookstores are just foid smut disguised as "dark romance"

>>213175472
Nope

Might have to start living inside the whip in another shitty, no jobs in this hoe.

>>213175472
Yep

>>213175404
what did niggers do to you

women don't consume video pornography but they do love to read erotic stories

>>213175472
yes but women are the only ones who buy (new) books these days that's why all the cover art is designed to appeal to them.

but you can go to old bookstores and they're cheaper too

Today's wank: princess peach

>>213175347
umm sweaty..
>>213175313
it was some fried and then frozen in a bag type bullshit, it's inedible

>>213175543
I actually laughed the second time I read it

>>213175581
>it was some fried and then frozen in a bag type bullshit, it's inedible
the question is why did you buy that in the first place

>>213175581
True Icelanders love fried chicken.

>>213175706
Do you like Bb tricks?

>>213175706
This is a crime against humanity

>>213175522
women are pieces of shit

>>213175706
Right mogs

>>213175778
i agree. no one watches women futbol

>>213175762
>Bb tricks
Never heard of her before. Had to google the name.

test

i said the n word

>>213175833
Check out that hiney
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0TYa76Se8w

wearing my mortal kombat shirt because i stunk up my other mortal kombat shirt

>>213175706
plap

>>213175851
gay

>>213175863
>latinas be like

>>213175863
Not a fan of female rappers.

>Just ONE more heiny and I'll get back to work
The heiny

Alright chuds and chudettes are we having leftover chicken linguine or homemade pizza for dindin

>>213175978
Tendies

>>213175978
>chudettes
where?

whom evil here?

there is an indian and the back of his shirt says
>lead with service
>embrace change
>innovate today for tomorrow
>never sacrifice quality for profit
>succeed and learn as a team
what fucking linkedin shit is this

I'm a loser and a boozer common sense i lack

>>213176210
>there is an indian
that's scary

I'm just doing the best I can with what I got

>>213176210
was just chuckling how they'd be as mystified by that roll of paper in the bathroom as john spartan was by the three seashells.

I'm a user and abuser

It's hard to get ahead when you're strung out on crack

>>213170923 (OP)
Be nice to nice people and disrespectful to disrespectful people, simple as

I borrow money and I never pay it back

>>213176309
have you consider not being a crack addict

>>213176210
>>213176333
Are you Indian as well?

I'm a crack addict (I'm addicted to crack)

E = MC^2 + AI

>>213176380
no

>>213176341
If you owe the bank $1,000 and can't pay, you have a problem.
If you owe the bank a billion dollars and can't pay, the bank has a problem.

Is this true?

>>213176515

>>213176446
Lmao no thank you! Dafuq

>>213176507
You should put that on a t-shirt and sell it to an Indian guy

>>213176406
https://youtu.be/kzjYHFeKfR8

i would bang pam anderson

How come Jamaica doesn't have a dedicated thread? /Wagwan/?

Me but with cummies

>>213176732
jamaicans are chads they have no reason to use 4chan

>>213176732
There's like one Jamaican poster on this board

>>213176851
No there isn't

>>213176819
He somehow exemplifies French arrogance without even trying

>>213176819
Kek

>>213176712
Same, but only if she was being coquettish and saying no over and over...

Posting on 4chud is a desktop activity idk how you post from your phone

>>213176917
>He posted from his Intel core duo

Hell yeah brother preach it, ain't nobody can save ya but lord christ

>>213176732
/int/ used to have a /carib/ general

It has been over 3 weeks since i sent my film out and it still hasn't been developed ):

>>213177032
shoulda went to the local place they'd have done it in an hour

>>213177032
>He doesn't use a floppy disk camera

>>213176917
life finds a way

>>213177063
They take 2-3 days but the price is double ror dev+scan

>>213176965
I still have a C2Quad computer in the garage

>>213177105
Let me see it. Go and take pictures of it.

>>213177131
no that sounds like effort

>>213177141
i'd want to show it off.

>>213177205
why you tryna dox my computer

heeey magomedov won! nice. gonna have to get barriaults blood out out of his beard haha

>>213177292
/cum/ and /heem/ are the two tabs I have open rn

Guys am I cute

>>213177292
>>213177310
same

these churkas dont have great personalities

I’m not a good person

>>213177484
ASK ANYONE WHO KNOWS ME

>>213176990
why do you guys like sydney sweeney so much?

chinese chef dad rates 12 races cum

New

>>213177549

>>213177553
I hate this mom jean trend

>>213176990
Aruba is like 100% white there are only white dutch and white amerikans there

a proxy nigger has made a new 10 posts early so he can post it in advance, ignore it and make a real new

>>213177591
you make it

>>213177553
Nice tummy

>>213177605
Make sydney sweeney the cover of the new, thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REAL NEW
>>213177762
>>213177762
>>213177762

>>213173762
Diabolical