Thread 213171575

>>213171575 (OP)
We bodied those fucking losers.

Sweet Anita has lost both her parents and she's only 34.
Bloody sad that.

yhe binble

>>213173900
yeah loads but i need to fuck off from /brit/ now
soz

>>213173922
was it ever established whether her tourettes was fake or played up deliberately?

also she can get it, some milkers on her deary me

>>213173943
don't bother coming back

me and whom

>>213173943
o me miserum

got no desserts in the house and i'm craving some

>>213173972
Are you saying youre an hideous nbomb
Not very cute that is it

>>213173990
grow up

>>213173990
got 2 custard tarts left from the pack of 4, gonna eat them before bed

they're out of date today so I have to eat them you understand

sucking a black nigger poo

rorke and his bird

>>213174015
no i'm glinda ...

>>213171575 (OP)
Aura Farming at the Garage Music event edition.
2015 The North Face wireless speaker subedition.

How GAY do you need to be to know the names of "Wicked" characters

The Online Safety Act is absolutely dystopian.

>>213173805
>Your personality is pretty much set in stone by the time you reach adulthood
Absolute bullshit, there are always opportunities to change. This is why I've always hated those personality type tests that people do, the Myers-Briggs tests.

It's a self-fulfilling prophecy. If you believe "I'm INFP and I'll always be like that" then you will never try to change.

>>213174022
usually if i buy a pack of two i eat two in the morning adn tell myself i wont eat the other two but then i eat the other two in the evening
just a peak into my freak chud life

>>213174105
Hot take!

Finished another drink

Odds beer
Evens wine
Dubs g&t

Started learning Japanese again. Learnt the ten Kanji for numbers 1-10 plus the characters for 100 and 1000.

>>213174140
shut the fuck up

There is a genocide happening in Wales that the media and politicians won’t talk about

just ate a perfect booger

>>213174112
how you finna eat 4 if it's only a pack of 2?

just winding you up lad I know you meant a pack of 4 x

Sisters coming over today

Wanked 8 times today and shat 10 times

>>213174105
Nowt wrong with it lad. Adults are smart enough to get around it if they want to have a wank that bad it's a non-issue.

>>213174182
You ever shag her?

>>213174182
ever.... you know

>>213174154
The way britishers build rows of houses right up against the beach like that is so ugly

>>213174140
literally pointless since they use arabic numerals nearly all the time

>>213174089
it's carlybender. he also lusts after trannies and is possibly the biggest bender in the uk

'keets on a mad one outside

what's the problem with under 18s looking at porn anyway? take rorke's wanking away and he'll end up a school shooter

>>213174105
Nowt wrong with it lad. Adults are smart enough to get around it if they want to have a wank that bad it's a non-issue.

>>213174202
>>213174211
Yes

>>213174154
that's a railorad

is thisn't the thread?

>>213174218
Has soul unlike Australia

>>213174199
Nothing to do with porn.

Pakis are posting in this very thread...

who even cares man it's all spiraling down anyway, get it all banned, get it all accelerated, get it all fucked off

>>213174182
ever shag her up the arse?

>>213174262
Na looks shit

You are under arrest for wanking without a wanking loicense.

The penalty is death.

Your /brit/ collaborates will be questioned about their involvement.

The future of your family is uncertain.

Glory to the Starmer Reich.

>>213174230
Lusting after trannies isn't that bent most straight men do that
Doesn't even sound properly bent this carlybender character

>>213173952
fun fact: Henry the 8th was 18 when than painting was taken

>>213174273
yeah?

I'm weird and retarded

>>213174256
No it’s a runway x

>>213174275
I have shagged her up the arse yeah

I must return to the Sky Fortress

>>213174294
I'm afraid so.

Winds howling

>>213174230
nothing gay about lusting after trannies, they're women after all

>>213174319
apparently, the way to go is to put years of experience on the cv , but not mention the what years they were

>>213174310
yeah?

>>213174344
bit like me at some of the funny /brit/ posts in this thread

might order some slop

I spend a lot of time wondering what my life would've been like if a girl had just shown romantic interest in me between the ages of 16-20, and I'd ended up having a normal relationship, and never spent all these years as a kissless dateless virgin.

I think I wouldn't have ended up so mentally disturbed.

>>213174319
for my current job I told them my last job was 3 months ago when it was in fact 5 years ago

take the deceptionpill. Start liemaxxing and fraudmaxxing. Previously I have posted that I am considering applying to jobs with an entirely made-up degree, just to get a higher salary. Frankly I am owed a graduate salary and feel it is high time I get what I am owed.

>>213174273
mind if i save this image?

>>213174354
>arts union
those antiracist Welsh people wouldn't happen to be Jewish Welsh people would they?

>>213174273
chin up lad

>>213174376
yeah?

>Lusting after trannies isn't that bent most straight men do that
>nothing gay about lusting after trannies, they're women after all

>>213174283
thanks hun xx i'm actually bisexual or pansexual xx

Off to the ol' incelwalk soon, God I'm a miserable bastard

>>213174411
Mental that this person has likely had several relationships meanwhile I had 0.

You never ever hear of LGBTQ kissless dateless virgins, do you? Whether it's gay men, lesbians, trans people, non-binary people, whatever, they all seem to have extreme ease finding relationships without even trying.

>>213174394
Certainly it does affect a man and the effect snowballs over time. I don't know how people can argue any different. Like if one goes through their entire life without any positive validation from the opposite sex, surely that is going to have a negative reinforcing effect over time, eroding self-confidence and self-esteem.

>>213174402
You go right ahead and save it my friend it's all yours x

>>213174369
Yeah

the 'keets have gone mental

>>213174425
you'll never walk alone
you'll need neeeever walk alone, alone

Nothing bent about enjoying some 'aga now and then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSZ50vs9OXs

>>213174457
post them

>>213174456
yeah?

>>213174449
>You never ever hear of LGBTQ kissless dateless virgins
because they shag anything
theyd shag a tree if they had the chance

>>213174454
Not the beach is it

>>213174479
yeah?

>>213174394
it was over for me earlier than that I was never good at making friends and had basically 2 full years at 6-7 by myself that I reckon fucked me up. or maybe some of us were just born freaks

>>213174468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQHLIRCcfio

>>213174283
the presence of a penis just adds to the excitement

>>213174479
yeah?

>>213174474
Yes mate

>>213174469
they wont sit still they keep flying and screeching all over the proverbial shop

why are polyamorous people always smelly uggo nerds

>>213174105
So how is 4chan access for you guys and was that announcement fake? I got conflicting messages about it. Also hope your gov repeals it, but govs are retarded so I don't have faith.

I need to lie down

>>213174515
mental

>>213174515
mental

>>213174519
you not have any old pics?

>>213174506
Wow british genes hit this guy like a truck

>>213174479
Any discord room I've had the displeasure of being in, there's been a little tranny clique and then if someone new joins and says they're a tranny then they're introduced to the group and immediately make plans to meet up and wank eachother off. I mean immediately, as in "hello I'm X I'm trans", "oh nice I'm X and I'm trans too let's meet" then they do in fact meet and bum.

>>213174515
mental

might watch this fillum at the cinemah tomorrow

right so is this song about anal sex?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=subrMQzFeuw

>>213174554
>guy
her pronouns are she/they please respect this

>>213174537
>>213174539
>>213174565
Yeah?

Need her poo on my dinner plate.

mental

mental

>>213174584
no idea. not going to click the link to find out either sorry x

>>213174262
VGGGHHH... the ancient hills of cymru... those brave men that kept celtic DNA in great britain alive...

>>213174563
yeah trans people at work always talks about how many other tranny blokes hes shagged
disgusting to bring that up with your friends, never mind in conversations at work
dont like them simple as

reading about how socialists in places like syria and egypt and iraq and yemen all basically wanted to secularise their countries and develop them but they all got undermined and crushed by the US because they opposed israel
now the state they're in
wonder if it was worth it

>>213174550
heres one of them

>>213174563
can’t imagine using discord let alone discord with trannies. you need your harddrive checked sunshine

The tray bake is baked, I repeat, the tray bake is baked

>>213174592
no

>>213174479
>You never ever hear of LGBTQ kissless dateless virgins
ha! you've never met me!

>>213174592
yeah?

>>213174403
No they are Africans and Indians

>>213174585
Nothing against tranny pronouns however i only use their preferred ones if they pass init

>>213174573
what are they doing are they going to lez off or just doing that touchy feely monkey grooming that women are always doing to each other

Sir Rupert Lowe and Sir Carl Benjamin

https://youtu.be/bwbZVlLSe8A

>>213174613
good job "discovering" historical facts that literally everybody was already aware of mate

anne...baby...plis...

sucking a yeah

>>213174648
she obviously passes she's fit as fuck mate

neoliberal bull logging in

>>213174684
Bruh

>>213174666
reckon you'd have to be more than a touch autistic to think everyone is aware of the socialist leanings of 1960s ba'athist syria, lad

Gays and trannies will fuck anyone, it's literally where incels go for easy sex. I downloaded grindr and kept the app for about 8 months, and in that time i had dozens of ppl who wanted to have anonymous sex. If it was that easy for average looking straight guys to get sex, incels wouldn't exist?

>>213174677
Fucking hell how do I send this guy money

having sex sounds good but I'd probably find it a bit awkward

>>213174655
carl's a wrecker
what's he doing bringing up tommy robinson

grim

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Emma%2520Watson%E2%80%99s%2520poo/

ba'athist? those smelly cunts have never taken one aha

name a film more scousepilled than creed (2015)
letters to brezhnev (1985) PERHAPS

>>213174666
Its called learning dickhead you think people come out of the womb with that downloaded in their head

>>213174613
What's your point? At least they fought against the International Jew.

>>213174612
Lad at my old work mentioned in passing that he'd bummed a couple, as in topped (as if it makes a difference). He was a fairly quiet, unassuming lad and also shagged women so it came as a surprise. A hole's a hole I guess.

>>213174554
What do you mean

>>213174726
SCREAMIGN

JEFFREY

>>213174703
>Gays and trannies will fuck anyone
the problem is the good ones that are actually worth shagging are just as selective as real women
sure if all you're after is a warm hole then there's plenty of ugly blokes on grindr who'll do it without even knowing your name, but if you want a good twink or passing transter you're basically chasing an even more picky woman as they know they're 0.01% of the population rather than woman who feel more like a flat 1%

>>213174732
more of a creed (the band) kind of guy

>>213174613
>wanted to secularise their countries and develop them
So they wanted to become Jewish and America saved them, based

>>213174703
You're so close to understanding that gays choose to be gay but not quite over the line so I'm telling you now so that you understand it. It's there in what you've written but you're not seeing it.

licking a niggers lips and sticking him to a window

>>213174741
no point lad just keeping you updated with what i'm learnig about
>>213174777
very poor reading skills

my cock is so miniscule even trans women with years of dick shrinking HRT under their belts cockmog me by far
no exceptions

duuuuuuude looks like a lady!

Can I come?

Emperor Adolf Hitler
Lord Heinrich Himmler
Lord Joseph Goebbels
Lord Alfred Rosenberg
Lord Reinhard Heydrich
Lord Rudolf Hess
Sir Joachim von Ribbentrop
Sir Hermann Goering
Sir Walter Model
Sir Wilhelm Frick
Sir Karl Doenitz
Sir Albert Speer
Sir Arthur Seyss-Inquart
Sir Horst Wessel
Duke Benito Mussolini
Sir Giovanni Gentile
Sir Oswald Mosley
Sir Jose Antonio Primo de Rivera
Sir Ante Pavelic
Sir Leon Degrelle
Sir Vidkun Quisling
Sir Anton Mussert
Sir Corneliu Codreanu
Sir Andrey Vlasov
Sir Jozef Tiso
Sir Ferenc Szalasi
Sir Hristo Lukov
Sir Rodolfo Graziani

the usa and israel love islamic terrorists, they hate nationalist insurgent groups

>>213174805
>very poor reading skills
Nah, just smarter than you

>>213174652
dont know
looks like itll just be me and 3 other blokes though

>>213174746
Starting to look like gaz from the pub

>>213174811
what even sarina valentina

watched this with my mom when she came for a visit. Very enjoyable

>>213174774
sure thats why rich celebs like george michael would suck off randoms in public restrooms

£18

>>213174839
no exceptions.

>>213174828
not sure we can agree on that one lad from where i'm standing you seem a mong no offense intented

sucking a nigger poo

I have been trapped in the chamber

>>213174229
>the lion spends $47.000 on a fursuit

>>213174864
aruba jamaica oooooh I wanna take ya to bermuda

mad how if you smile at people they are smiley and friendly back
only just learned this after 30 years on this earth

>>213174843
VERY good taste. s2 supposedly coming
>>213174850
he's an ugly bloke mate that's my point
hardly a twink or passing tranny

>>213174861
that just cannot be the case
what about that pair of trannies I was watching the other day who were trying to fuck each other with their basically soft little dicks but couldn't really do it

a spot of the ol' Ludwig Van?

*breaks into a home and commits heinous crimes*

>>213174860
theres always one isnt there

>>213174913
sounds hot but genuinely my penis is the smallest i've ever seen and i've seen thousands

>>213174898
I tried it when I started my current job but I think the problem is after 2 months of smiling but not saying anything else people began to suspect that there was something wrong with me.

There should be further instructions for what to do after the smiling, that would be of use to me.

... squash levels: restored

rorke can't even afford a £20 burger, maybe he should grow up and get a well paying job

>>213174934
fucking hell you sound like a god amongst men lad get the marble sculptors in

>>213174954
You're not supposed to do it to the same person again and again

>>213174774
They can afford to be picky honestly when most guys on that app aren't attractive. If a hot twink makes an account, he's got 100 guys rushing at him for sex. If you don't have an 8 inch dick you're not going to get anywhere with the better looking guys on grindr
>>213174791
I'm not pursuing anything to do with it anymore mate. I was just curious about the app after hearing about it for so long. Personally I think some guys really are destined to be gay, as i knew a few in school that didn't seem to have a choice in the matter, they were feminine and talked like woofters. Guys that are capable of fucking another male without being fully gay are bi.

>>213174968
alri jewyank

>>213174973
need to give him a big smooch and a hug

>>213174897
what's tim up to these days
still cum dribbling cock pics

>>213174954
you can try a "hows it doing"

bet the skinny yardie goons are about to initiate quicktap?

I want to hug a monkey

why don't you GROW UP, put something on the end of it and maybe THEN you'll be able to afford a twenty pound burger

*audience applauses*

>>213174862
Yeah well you're a twat

>>213175015
monkeys not for hugging

Been getting into the Late Roman Empire lately lads.

It's interesting seeing how late Roman soldiers looked. You can see the transition into the Middle Ages and the oriental influences.

5th century Rome is particularly fascinating. It was by that point completely different to the Rome of the early emperors.

homealone reading the owl and the pussycat and trying to get a plane ticket to the land where the bong trees grow

>>213174983
>Guys that are capable of fucking another male without being fully gay are bi.
To be honest bi men are just gay. Having sex with a guy as a guy is a bigger hurdle than 2 women having sex if that makes sense

>>213174900
he was a gay who could be picky as hell and fuck whoever he wanted and he still did that is the point

>>213173805
I'm quite afraid of rejection, and it seems you might be as well. When I was young I constantly felt rejected by my family because nothing was good enough for them. I was subjected to unrelenting emotional abuse by the people closest to me. So I carried it into other parts of life and into adult life, setting unreasonable standards for myself, thus being afraid to try anything to advance in life. It was an unreasonable fear, like a phobia. I'm still a virgin at 32 and missed out on love at 17, because I thought she'd reject me, but she wouldn't, she loved me.

You can work to understand the problem you're facing, and then once you understand it you're halfway through solving it. It's just a problem like any other. We solve problems all the time, even stuff like "what should I have for dinner". Break the problem down into small pieces and tackle one at a time. There's lot of great resources out there.

Let's be honest, Jeremy Kyle was brilliant

Dadberg wants to buy a house in the middle of nowhere Montana or Wyoming and have me move in with him. I look forward to leaving behind this urbanite rentcuck life

>>213175014
Activating?

>>213175043
>Been getting into the Late Roman Empire lately lads.
same I've been binging a lot of toldinstone vids lately

my cock is too small for condoms - it just slips right out

>>213175099
PHWOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>213175099
much too big!

>>213175096
yeah x
nice flag crodie

>>213175070
No it doesn't make sense. It's stupid to idolize lesbians while thinking gay sex is the worst sin a person can commit. And it's how trannies think besides, since they're also straight incels that fancy lesbianism.

>>213175099
can't see this without providing a selfie or a picture of my driving licence
what is it?

>>213175105
tie off a pepperami sleeve

>>213175091
he's a cunt

What's the worst thing you've ever said ro your mum

>>213175159
Thanks nikkuh. Nun they can do

>>213171575 (OP)
Idgi

>>213175187
told her I don't know where her mouths been when she tried to kiss me when I was 12 or so. I heard it on the telly and just repeated it

Ahh yes love love love the fact that I got to be born in London the very moment became one of the most embarrasing shitholes on earth instead of any time before when it was the de facto cultural capital of the world

>>213175222
ey up duck

>>213175187
It's not worth repeating but suffice to say it was extremely cruel and upsetting and she cried.

>>213175176
Wasn't dragged up on a council estate so can't agree

I remember talking to one of my mates that got a good job and he said he literally does not know what to spend his money on. In his first 3 months he basically bought everything he wanted/needed and then didn't know what else to do with it. Like any other purchases would be massive ones like a house years off at minimum, and even then he was going to inherit one anyway.

I finally understand what he meant. I've basically done the same thing and am in the same place now. I thought he was just bullshitting.

>>213174897
Why do films these days have to be so fucking dark with washed out colour. Like it's every film, what the fuck.

it's like a fun sized peperami

>>213175187
i've raised my voice with her during arguments when i was a shithead teenager but i've never insulted or cursed at her

>>213175166
Sorry bro I didn’t know you were in the gay sex fandom

Mad how based Reinhard Heydrich was.

Literally the embodiment of the ideal NatSoc.

>>213175255
just shoving 2400/mo into the isa then gia, myself
gonna end up dying before i can spend it

>>213175288
Quite like strasser myself

>>213175255
>>213175304
boo hoo nigga

>>213175268
I'm about 90% straight and 10% gay. Completely average sexuality for a man. I've simply grown past the adolescent stage of snickering about gay this or gay that as a way to cope with finding some male faces or bodies attractive.

>>213175262
hmm yes I dare say I enjoyed this joke more 4 minutes ago when I made it myself >>213175172
still it's nice to see it come round again

>>213175187
Called her a fucking retard which is extra mean because her sister became mentally disabled as a child

>>213175187
i learnt that you can just think cruel and hurtful things without saying them so nothing bad happens

find a wife

>>213175350
Brother you are gay

the birds normally LOVE IT when i do my beavis and/or butthead impressions

>>213171575 (OP)

https://youtu.be/dN1iW-ee5I8?si=D7QY61yazaauVgwk

What's an arab strap?

want to watch a sex

>>213175391
do not date women with tattoos
bad for the soul

>>213175352
genuinely not joking

>I'm about 10% gay
>Completely average sexuality for a man

>>213175371
How fortunate to have learned this prior to ever having said anything cruel to your mum. A rare case I suspect.

Spongebob..... we in philly nigga

>>213175350
Based

Inshallah he will be eaten

>>213175406
they all have tattoos

>>213175401
sure thing, just need to see your passport first please

>>213175391
type C could get it

>>213175392
Neh

my cock? like a fun-sized pepperami
you ever have one of those? looks like my cock, they do

(8)
ooooooh zebraaaaa zebraaaaa zebraaaaa (zebra! zebra! zebra! zebra!!)
(8)

There will come a day when all the lies collapse under their own weight and truth will triumph once again.

Just listened to some songs from when I was 16 years old and feel sick. I'm 30 now. Where did the time go.

>>213175464
mine's half of one of those

>>213175187
told her
"away and join your dementia ridden mother in the grave you daft bitch"
after years of verbal abuse from her.
(step mother)

>>213175454
I can tell from your vibe might as well accept it

All of my eldest children are homosexual niggers. Disgusting

>>213175438
put that down you raghead
huuuaaaaAAAAARRRGGHGHGH ARYAN KITTY ATTACK!!!

>>213175486
I miss the early 2010s

>>213175505
You're projecting batty brucie

>>213175501
horrible little prick

>>213175509
this is literally due to build up for lead in the body. Children in the womb need calcium which the body donates via bone mass, when the first child is born it tanks a lot of the lead which is in the bones of the mother from leaded gas

yearning ........

>>213175486
2020 was hell

... for cock

can we get a few "um" replies on that post please cheers

>>213175562
do one. she physically abused me for years because she was jealous my dad never played favourites with us yet she wanted to compete for his love. After the years of her calling me names, muttering abuse or wishing I'd disappear, one lash out was justified, felt good that it put her in a crying fit for 4 hours

>>213175561
*rapes you*

um...

>>213175589
She yearns to work at a gas station in Ohio

Completely average sexuality for a straight man, I'd say

so where you getting your wanking material from now

another great gymtolil there. give me until the end of the year and i'll be unrecognisable

Carly Rae Jepsen is officially in the studio.

This was me in 2010

>>213175650
the same places with a vpn

>>213175650
empornium

>>213175649
fairly normal amount of bummings

>>213175650
tea app

>>213175650
That bird in the union jack dress

squirrel barked at me on my walk. grey one, of course.

>>213175650
none of your business, GCHQ officer, do one pig.

>>213175650
just go on the xnxx or 'ampster and type 'tiny teen' or 'braces' in the search bar me

>>213175650
JAV DVDs

leaky pg tips rapid tapping m2 cervix

>>213175664
Dunno how I know but I can tell this is a modern girl dressing up as a scene girl from back in the day.

Why can our brains tell though? What am I seeing that is incongruent with the original scene girl time period? I don't know, I can just tell.

>>213175563
Fucking can't stand what lead does to my progeny

8 military jets just went overhead with about 15 seconds apart but none of them are on flightradar24, flying to the ocean

Happenings?
Status?

>>213175769
uh oh

>>213175769
rorke's nephew typed boob into club penguin

>>213175769
how do you know they were military and not part of the pepsi fleet

>>213175757
I made this

>>213175650
memories of previous sexual encounters

>>213175788
that's a good point I'll call up the coke HQ rn to confirm if that was their mars-bar missiles

>>213175769
Starmer's finally had enough of 4chan and has sent the RAF to take out the servers.

I heard like 13 cargo planes fly one by one above me during the wagner coup

Ireland is ripe for polpotism, so is America really

no thinking over the weekend ......... <3

>>213175826
so none haha

i think we should conquest the isle of man

>>213175841
I hope you said "a cargo plane just flew over my house" to no one in particular

>>213175812
Hell yeah based

>>213175841
was that an exciting time for Russians
i can imagine it being exciting

>>213175769
an 8 year old girl tried to fight off one of Starmer's pets

>>213173907
>>213173907
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>>213173907
New
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