>>213174108 (OP)On the 8th of June 2014 I decided to eat a kebab on my second day of vacation around lunch time.
Fastforward to around 17:00 that evening and I was really hitting it up with this super hot, fit, curvy chick from my uni.
She invites me home to her apartment.
On the way there, my stomach starts feeling awful. Like gonna shit myself violently kinda awful.
A thousand scenarios went through my head because this was not something I wanted to miss out on.
But, I was doomed. It got so bad I completely lost all thoughts of sex and just told her "I'm not feeling well, I gotta go" and I just took off towards home. Barely made it. Spent 4-5 hours shitting my guts out that night.
So my biggest regret is eating a kebab.
It ruined my one and only chance ever to get laid with a literal 10/10. Fucking kebab..