Thread 213181883

lovely self defense edition

Don't think the UK will ever get better at this rate.

hate chappell roan
shes fat ginger gay ugly looks like she smells and makes bad music

Paranoias in bloom
No one wants to
Meet a troon

online safety act 2023 whatever happened there

>>213181939
just got to run the gauntlet now, a few decades from now we'll be laughing

>>213181912
the truth hurts

>what's your favourite upcoming ari project? x
suicide

>>213181944
got a nice arse though

will have a massive wank in the morning

>>213181981
corr wish I has smellovision

>>213181981
ONLINE SAFETY ACT PLEASE SAVE US FROM THIS MONKEY

>>213182020
fucking mad

why does the sikh symbol looks like it's some scifi villain flag

Decided to let my kids use 4chan now that the government has judged it safe for children

the familiar gut punch of pain and confusion is back.... hello, old friend

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

>>213182020
didn't lock out

>>213182063
Um

the little devil men are angry oh no!
we'll be sending them all to an island soon :)
have fun!

>>213182063
fun for all the family

real talk though how are you guys still here I thought your country was gonna specifically boot this site?

>>213182070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLg04uu2j2o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DubtPdXXjew

:3

if your ancestors were stupid enough to stay in england and not come to the colonies then you deserve the shitty state of your so called proverbial 'UK' as it were

>>213182084
the yts are always angry whats new
I hope your back to britain plan works though.

>>213182098
not very nice :(

>>213182095
thats a grotesque little pakman

listening to "the giver" by chappell roan knowing damn well im a taker

what exactly are these "people" worried about?
that someone will tell the truth about them and then it will be even more difficult for them to take advantage of women and harm them? ha ha ha ha ha oh no!

>>213182120
yes but he sounds funny
now tell me who this disgusted whore is

>>213182098
Don't sit there and pretend you're any better. Jacinda Ardern zapped what little individual liberty you had left.

>>213182114
no idea what you're on about you clueless mongo

>>213182139
sexist freak bet you want her in a berker

what is bro yapping about?

mad how trannies these days dont even try with their voice
was watching a mario kart youtuber who just sounded like a normal aussie bloke and turns out he's a woman now
mental

>>213182185
>mario kart youtuber
thats how you know off the bat

guys dtfic is really upset that amewicans made the new :(

>>213182152
americans dont know anything, consider that you dont know what you think you do, gain a clue, think before you speak, spend some time asking information from people living there rather than gaining clues from other americans with grease soaked brains. If you want to know something about nz you may ask, as I am feeling kind

What's a whopping 6 feet tall,
With a Willard Johnson and meaty balls
But swears up and down, "no you see''..
"I'm a lady, now give those lesbians to me!"

she's so sexy it's crazy xx

>>213182221
VPN off carlybender

There’s genuinely a lot fewer trannies in Europe than in America

>she's trying to ruin my life by lying about me to other women!
sure buddy

>>213182238
Aye because they get bullied here

>>213182210
I know that you don't know that I know what you don't want me to know and you didn't know it but now you know.

>>213182232
i'm not carlybender although quite like him x

>>213181883 (OP)
>>213182240

where's crodie? x

im really angry and pissed off

>>213182238
i honestly never ever ever ever see them and i live in london, work in central
so much for this alleged transpocalypse

round up all the devil men
put them in a little pen
never see the devil men
ever at all ever again

watching old episodes of Smackdown

>>213182278
saw loads at cornwall pride today
some fit - most not so much

>>213182238
How can we fix that

what's the update on Brits not being able to access 4chan

is that still happening or nah

>>213182240
>>213182269
let me show you how it's done

>>213182258
your lack of curiosity and your misplaced arrogance on topics you are not qualified to speak on speak volumes and are traits we all associate with americans. I suggest gaining a clue. Again, you may ask me questions I am willing to teach you, you may follow but you need an open mind, something im not sure an american has

>>213182277
I'm feeling really jovial right now. Really just elated and serene, like I'm floating on a cloud.

>>213182275
up your ass

>>213182307
how do they compare to the ladies on teaspill

>>213182307
I was also there kek

>>213182314
nothing worse than stretchy cheese

feeling insanely blackpilled and boiling over with incel rage

Genocide happening in Wales and the government and media won’t talk about it

>>213182313
brits have no power of 4chan
their nanny government will have to bully british ISPs into blocking access

>>213182313
starmer threw a major wobbly because he's a secret /britfeel/ poster so it's not happening now

>>213182210
>>213182323
you sounds like a chink

French doors

listening to bagpipes and getting a bit emotional

>>213182337
!!!

>>213182313
possible that 4chan isn't complying, government will threaten legal consequences but possible that usa will pressure them to stop as there are other US based sites not complying, on the basis that forcing americans to comply with this is a breach of 1st amendment rights
possible this is cope

>>213182301
i remember that, mankind got pushed off a ledge with a pole

So how bad is just a selfie?

>>213182301
remember when chyna did a porno

>>213182356
yeah?

>>213182373
ngmi

Genuinely never felt romantic love before.

>>213182314
those brown hands tho

>>213182323
You think that you know it all but you don't know everything that I know and I didn't know that you know I though that for sure you would know but you didn't and I know now but I wish I knew before.
But how about this: I got a question for you : what do you want to know from me?

>>213182313
they will try but they have to go through long winded legal processes of their own doing

>>213182339
true
like chewing flavorless bubblegum
browned cheese is far superior

>>213182369
ofcom ultimately can't do anything but block the sites in the UK anyway
that doesn't violate free speech though
americans don't have god given rights to send HTML pages to brits over the internet

>>213182345
Wait WHAT
>>213182352
Kek

>>213182397
>what do you want to know from me?
there is nothing an american can teach me. Just know this, kiwis have more rights than you ever will, you aren't free, donald trump sucks, mexicans are better than americans

had a week off the booze and feel like shit

>>213182371
he did l dont remember it at all so not sure who did it yet
>>213182376
looked at her playboy never watched the full on porn with xpac

feeling good about life
I’m going to make it

might see that new mortal kombat movie

>>213182343
they tried to protect you
sorry they failed ;_;

When are you benders getting banned

eating a box of raspberry doughnuts that have been falsely labelled as strawberry

boiling with rage

>>213182337
you gay?

When found out, with rage he spews
'Kill all those who unmask my ruse'
Not a lady, nor a gent
Soon to join the 41 percent

had a week on the booze and feel like shit

>>213182431
I agree with all those (I am a mexican-American and a aztec-revival neopagan :3)

>>213182457
one minute

The economy needs to be modelled on and prioritised for on people aged
1. 25 - 49
2. 49 - 65
3. 18 - 24
4. 65+

*sigh*

>>213182462
someone fucking help her the dozy bitch

>>213182476
Nah I live in truro

>>213182462
wait wheres its tongu- oh... *blushes and looks away*

>>213182480
alri dr seuss

>>213182457
go away, frog

>>213182427
That’s what I’m saying

>>213182503
me too ... x

>>213182482
Chur you have my respect now brudda. You are welcome in aotearoa anytime cuzzie

Sucked a serb sissy last Saturday. Saw him slurp soup in seventy seconds. Super sexy and salacious. Seeing Serbs sucks is stupendous.

>>213182221
>chappell is a fake red head
grim

>>213182503
is it true cornwall and especially truro are taking their 'fair share' of migrants lately

>>213182432
>If you are addicted to a substance, such as nicotine, drugs or alcohol, you can have withdrawal symptoms when you stop taking it. Addiction withdrawal symptoms can include cravings, sleep problems, headaches, nausea and feeling restless or agitated.

>>213182264
>playing hard to get
if some girl did this to me i'd know shes very manipulative and would just avoid her at all cost

nigga name is keir

Ofcom can try but I will never stop posting here, odious little worm that I am will find a way

>>213182541
yep! not a single white doctor or nurse left at treliske hospital our biggest employer

>>213182528
hmmm
meet in spoons tmrw ?
>>213182541
yeah groups of blacks and muzzies everywhere in the last couple years

>>213182549
>keir

>>213182507
A word to them i shouldn't have uttered
The agp men want to fuck their mothers
We're all objects in their impotent game
Of fetish and fantasy, void of shame

nth for the gyaldem

Gravy's good tonight.

organising a big gay /brit/ org' at monty pyke next weekend x

>>213182561
>>213182562
tragic that
my family are from there and always thought i could run off to grans around now as im starting to get outnumbered in my town

tap in lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6AZTfI54OU

>>213181939
Yeah...yeah...the UK...flying in a void of its own...like a planet in the solar system...with its cute and smiling royalty, like in my star wars movies.

>>213182562
um i'm shy

>>213182613
>black girl in the first second of the trailer

into the trash it goes

love the Bulldog but his return in 99 was crap

>>213182630
yawn

*sigh*

>>213181962
whatever happened there?
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?
this piece of shit starmer puts 6 of my porn sites on lockdown without any provocation whatsoever

>>213182384
I already knew this.

>>213182601
have you informed jd wetherspoon about this or is it just a surprise for them

>>213182592
nice song prof. repressor

>>213182613
not huge on superhero stuff but the first season of this was great

the pink and yellow one

>>213182593
3DPD will NEVER compare to 2D

Sitting on the floor of my incelicile while listening to europop and drinking beer

Got an anagram, lads
Ginger

>>213182613
l'm so bored of ever iteration of any comic book hero related media

>>213182655
me.............

>>213182629
No worries anon x

>>213182666
new DCU media is good and refreshing

>>213182662
NIGGRE!

>>213182662
you need another n for grinner lad

Feeling nostalgic watching clips of old panel shows.

>>213182652
he'll be in on the fun if he catches wind and no one wants to receive a 'soggy spoony'

fizzy grapefruit blood orange peach limeade

*kills the rich*

>>213181883 (OP)
So the offcom fearmongering wasnt trud

>>213182613
>this guy appears
>says "Hey fa---"
>thought he was going to say "Hey faggot"
>says Fattie
would have been much funnier and he had a gay voice so hearing him call someone a faggot would have been 205% funnier than fattie in this scenario.

hey ofcom
GO FUCK YOURSELF

>>213182657
true, but 2.5D('dem) can surpass 2D

>>213182676
She’s so fine hngg

all perverts born male will be included with the devil men
trannies will not be protected
trannies do not have special rights

just found this show the other day and binged the whole thing
holy shit the first season was amazing, surprised ive never head anyone talk about it.

https://www.removepaywall.com/search?url=https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/police-social-media-migrant-immigration-b2796646.html
>An elite unit of detectives is being convened to monitor social media for anti-migrant posts.
>The National Internet Intelligence Investigations team will operate from the National Police Coordination Centre (NPoCC) in Westminster, drawing officers from forces across England and Wales.
Get me out NOW

>>213182738
Yeah sorry I’m an adult

>>213182738
i dont watch childrens cartoons

>>213182633
remember when he got rock bottomed in dog poo

>>213182710
he was a bad guy in the first season he's a super small asian twink

>>213182369
one of the few good things Obama did was to pass the SPEECH act, which made libel judgments in countries like the UK unenforceable in the US. so basically yanks can say that the King is a nonce and Starmer fucks dogs and nothing can be done about it

>>213182709
We were just aving a little giggle lad.

>>213182709
You were warned

>>213182653
It's a personality disorder. You don't have to be trans to understand psychology or take some classes.

>offcom
>trud

>>213182753
wonder where they go the poo from

>>213182746
>>213182751
I'm sorry to hear that, it sounds sad. I still like to watch cartoons, even childrens ones, and have plushies. Its nice and cute.

Sir Rape Lad

>>213182739
omds

another British L

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBJklZvUT2k

>>213182777
*nods and smiles politely while secretly spam-pressing the big red button under my desk*

caterwauling out me arse

50 million Spotify streams on M to the B…. You guys are amazing! Definitely an era that will be missed #mtotheb

>>213182746
>>213182751
haha yeah
>>213182773

>>213182781
>Remember the 5th of November.
errr

isn't 4chan banned in your cunt

>>213182739
lmao

>>213182709
>So the offcom fearmongering wasnt trud
the last /brit/ thread before the online safety act was the last true thread. every thread after has been compromised by glowies. it's a new era, a new timeline. the fight has only just begun.

>>213182766
you don't need to deny it to me, I know what you really are. I know you have to keep denying it to yourself though, I understand. It's sad but I understand.

>>213182781
Sneaking in the video game porn ban as "art"

>>213182757
cope
we're coming for you if you have the wrong opinions
https://nypost.com/2024/08/10/media/uk-police-commissioner-threatens-to-extradite-jail-us-citizens-over-online-posts-well-come-after-you/

So what was the sin that the pet shop boys sung about anyway

>>213182868
unprotected anal sex with strange men in a local park

hehe tickle tickle

>>213182859
volumes

really should just kill myself

>>213182834
I'm fascinated with aberrant sociopathic modes of psychology, and have studied antisocial psychopaths and narcissism too. Doesn't make either of them. Trans people always attempt to use projection to ward off criticism or even being properly evaluated, a commonly employed tactic of sociopaths.

>>213182883
me on the left

Es bleiben im Raum: Pornhub, XVideos, XHamster, und Eporner.

>>213182882
That sounds unsanitary

>>213182884
of the mind, not the feet

detectivisting that this very post could be anti migrant

>>213182423
lol so you've moved on from "it isn't happening"

>>213182842
eroge is japanese high culture

see muv luv

there's an ftm in my living room currently and I have to be incredibly conscious of not saying the wrong pronouns
in my own fucking living room

>>213182739
The liberal gaylites are clamping down as they know their time is up.

We are basically where the USSR and Yugoslavia were in 1988.

>>213182935
is it you
in 1st person your pronouns are probably i/me x

>>213182739
are they retards they genuinely dont think that penalising people for hating invaders (even legal ones) and the changes happening to their communities will make them be like oh ok sorry i wont be mean to mohammed again
swear they're trying to usher in a far-right government and if reform fails people will just go further and further until it ends worse than it already will

>>213182856
no US president would ever extradite a US citizens for something that's protected by the 1st Amendment. never have, never will. simple as

>>213182815
the natives had it coming, it was our right as Englishman to move west

Going to buy a hot hatch

muv-luv mentioned

>>213182935
just call her a she and see what happens

Hey everyone my little sis
>>213182894
saw the tv glow and now she's scared. Can we get some snaps in the audience showing that we love and support her no matter who she is.
*snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*

If a girl ends a message with “I’ll stay in touch”
It’s over isn’t it

>>213182804
>adult male illegal migrants
its not just them though. my town has changed demographics from 100% english to 50% english and 50% african over the past few decades but my mistake theyre legal so its ok then.

>>213182935
she fit?

It's raining poo
Hallelujah, hallelujah

"gonna do a massive wank tomorrow"

>>213182935
You're not under any moral obligation to go along with other people's beliefs or delusions.
Would you pretend to worship Allah to avoid offending a Muslim who came to your own house?

bloke with a vagina
oh the mind boggles
grim grim grim

>>213182962
Yeah I honestly half-think the govt is trying to provoke the population into unrest at this point.

Bored and depressed. Only thing l like is smoking weed
>b-but
yeah l know

>>213182974
nah they're lovely and I'd look like a genuine dickhead if I did that
>>213183004
not at all
my mate's partner though (another ftm) is VERY feminine looking and VERY fit

>>213183035
ftms are repulsive

>>213183003
Rupert Lowe is one of the few politicians calling for deportations of legal migrants too

>>213183033
Wish I could do drugs they’d probably help me a lot but id probably break the world record speed of becoming addicted

I wonder if they've got a show like The Chase in China.

>>213183033
Ever consider the possibility that you're bored and depressed all the time -because- you smoke weed?

>>213183053
not a very inclusive statement
wish I knew fit mtfs though

just saw a giant black widow spider, that scared the shit out of me. afraid to go to the kitchen now

https://old.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/

Young, formerly liberal/Labour-voting, 18-40 year old men flipping hard into ethnonationalism, anti-democratism, and dare I say it, Fascism/NS, will be the story of the next few years.

>>213183055
yeah he seems decent but fagrage is the one who gets all the attention despite him hardly being tough on migrants for a 'far right' leader

>>213183079
bet your ftm housemate cockmogs me
mad what hormones can do!

>Val Venis and Mankind feuding over Val putting socko in his pants to make his bulge bigger
THIS IS WRESTLING!
THIS IS WRESTLING!

only one man can deliver Britain from the grimness of Starmerism and the chaos of Corbynism

>>213183095
every single one of them facial hair mogs me
get me a T prescription now!

>>213183053
Ftms actually pass unlike the 1% of mtfs that are gigapassoids
Only problem is they’re female height

>>213183079
What does lying to people and pretending you share their beliefs have to do with being 'inclusive'.
If she can't accept that you have a different view to her, then it's her who is being intolerant, not you.

>>213183026
Imagine being cornered by some working class guys and they start roughing you up, they take your wallet and laugh at how little is in there, and the leader gets up in your face, smelling of musk like he hasn't showered in days, and starts saying how it isn't enough and you're gonna have to pay some other way?
Imagine he forces you to his knees and starts to unbuckle his jeans and suddenly your faced with a cunt that smells of smegma stronger than ammonia, with a 2 inch dick-sized clit staring right at you?
wouldn't that be weird haha

jenna haze - just over eighteen

>>213183135
i always carry at least £200 cash

Xev Bellringer has astoundingly good facial structure

>>213183115
If you need to grow a beard just use minoxidil, it just works and has 0 side effects when used topically
The liquid form uses alcohol as a base for high can dry your skin but otherwise it’s basically the only ‘free lunch’ drug we have invented

>>213183119
bit different you saying that to me through a screen instead of having them in your house and mutually friends with your friends though isn't it

>>213183157
she looks like jerma

Britain needs to retvrn to an era where it had good leaders

>>213183182
long before him then

>>213183169
What kind of friendship is based on lying to each other about what you really think and believe?

>>213183157
yea but she shaves her vagoo so she's shit

>>213183157
nothing special

>>213183169
oh FONT

>>213183157
she's peng as but not astoundingly so

Ultimately they're hurting themselves most by what they're doing.

>>213183277
ain't you hurting yourself a bit with your head so far up your ass son?

oooOoooOOoO

>>213183261
"friends" is a very loose term
I'm sure they think I'm a weird bedroom freak, prior to today I haven't spoken to another human in a month
so you FONT

>>213183271
i miss when Leia had braces

I fart

>>213183297
Go back to the troon pit. I shouldn't have ever mentioned this thread to you skin walkers

>prior to today I haven't spoken to another human in a month
bollox

>>213183350
think i saw this specimen at cornwall pride

>>213183350
You can’t say he doesn’t look like an ugly fat dude though

>>213183350
jesus christ they just randomly slapped her nips back on called it a day

>>213183355
unless you count saying thank you to a paki shop owner as speaking then I genuinely haven't

>>213183350
the crazy thing is some of you guys itt look like this.

>>213183395
you can always tell irl
always

>>213183430
this u?

in the sewer all alone

>>213183400
>her
his*

stuck in lugia's stomach alone

>>213183350
man made horror

Aura

>>213183469
ill join you
*wriggles my way into lugia’s gurgling belly*

im so autistic i cant even look shop workers in the eye

>>213183447
no. voice, mannerisms, something indescribable.
whether ftm or mtf you can always fucking tell something is off.
there is no legion of passing trannies that go by unnoticed.

>>213183510
cope on

>>213183497
his wife kills his aura

might transition to female

I have so many worries lads

>>213183505
That’s the easiest habit to form, used to not be able to and now I can, just force yourself to even if it’s painful
Still a bit iffy on figuring out eye contact during long personal convos tho

Vinnie Vinnie Vinnie, can't you see

sometimes your meows just hypnotize me

>>213183524
Chin is clocky but otherwise peng

>>213183524
chin

>>213183524
now lets see him irl without special lighting and filters

>>213183551
i like vinnie
hope you arent charlie cause im sure youd get up to no good with him like you did with comet

>>213183532
ktim
pray

>>213183524
would genuinely poison and kill my family just to talk to her

>>213183525
L take

>>213183535
think it's because i don't like knowing people are looking at my hideous visage

>>213183590
>>213183590
>>213183590

Sir Charles Malaponte

>>213183589
Promise you it’s not that bad

>>213183524
He'd be sent straight to the nonce wing with all the other sexual deviants

>>213183551
now lets see him irl without special lighting and filters