Thread 213183590

howard devoto

might try a gender neutral name for a laugh

Any Hitlerists in the house tonight?

>>>/s/22243269
enjoying this thread

>>213183623
what about charlie

need a brit slag gf

fucking HELL

>>213183634
Parliament doesn’t bloody allow it mate

>>213183644
id go with max x

>>213183652
GAY

>>213183652
um phwoar

>>213183675
GUILTY!

>>213183652
until it spurts cum at the end

my sister is one of those "non-binaries"
repulses me

eating the glazed pecans again

beth from rick and morty is fit
she was fit in scrubs as well

>>213183699
is she fit

>>213183699
she fat?

>>213183652
until the room smells like sweat and farts xx

>>213183652
Oh corrrrrrrrrr

you can always tell when it's a bloke in a dress

>>213183714
vpn off

>>213183652
bruv looks like a lad from my school, grim

>>213183719
im a bloke in a dress but you wouldnt be able to tell because im also wearing glasses with a nose and moustache attached

>>213183652
grim

*dances*

>>213183752
alri groucho haha

That rorke is a superfreak

*farts*

wew.

Balding, farting, gaming and masturbating in my childhood bedroom.

>>213183797
i'm hard

>>213183752
>homer? who is homer? my name is Guy Incognito

rorke's smeggy den

almost out of niccy pounches

>>213183797
right, well he needs raping doesn't he

>>213183619
no filters, my phone camera is just really good

>>213183607
how can someone's nips look like burnt pepperoni

>>213183839
no duvet cover on her duvet dirty bitch

mmmmh pepperoni

She’ll look amazing after FFS

If Indians can get rich then so can I
there is literally no reason why I can’t if they can

>>213183849
John Lennon lookalike contest?

>>213183875
pierbi got ffs and it didn't change a thing

nth for the baddiedem

You will never be a woman

Sir Carolus Malapontius

>>213183871
cor imagine all the spunk she's spunked on it

>>213183875
>>213183885
>FFS
??

>>213183885
That’s cause she barely passes if at all
FFS on a passoid is like giving them the key to womanhood

I served a three day ban during the period when the online safety act came
did I miss any important discussion?

'pierbi' is a nonce and should be killed

>>213183885
she already looked like a woman whats the point

>>213183915
many are saying this
shouldn't have rights if you aren't fit as fuck

what if you take a fleshlight and stick it up a tranny's ass and fuck it? it would feel amlost like a woman and you wouldn't have to worry about shit in ass. why don't gays do that?

>>213183913
if you log into your account you can still view the blue boards, retard.

>>213183911
facial feminisation surgery sweetie

>>213183913
No, 2016mong embarrassed himself when nothing happened so he’s mostly hiding/back to 2016posting

can't eat 5 salt & vinegar crisps without burning my tongue :(

going to kill myself, i am so agitated in my own skin and now shes fucking ate when i told her not to the cunt fucking hope she died fguck

wish i was a woman but unfortunately have been cursed with a masculine face and jawline

>>213183911
Facial feminization surgery

>>213183934
because that wouldn't feel good for her if the fleshlight isnt moving like youre presumably implying it would just be a guy spasming on her back

wish I could have eaten today but there's people in my living room

Honestly dread to think how I would've ended up had I not found 4chan.
When I first came here I was on SSRIs and thought libertarianism was good.

>>213183965
>Facial feminization surgery
ah for fucks sake

>>213183968
what if it's very thin though

>>213183976
Hiss at them until they leave

i havent used deorderant since before covid

>>213183964
ngl it can be a lot harder depending on how your features are but as long as you're not like 30+ you can probably make it (if you can get money for surgeries).
Like enough to pass at least even if you wont be supermodel pretty.

>>213183947
:(

>>213183959
wat

>>213183934
I seen that once

>beans and bread
>looks fucking delish
how did they do it lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DnIR-f9GT4&ab_channel=Mr.Soles

>>213184017
It's the technicolor

>>213184013
honestly just looks like an ugly woman

made a nice tomato cream sauce with my pasta for dins. reckon i'm getting quite good at cooking

>>213184017
>how did they do it lads
because it is delish you cunt

>>213184032
The last Technicolor film was The Ladykillers in 1955.

>>213184044
this genuinely makes me feel ill
deary me

bad food triggers my gag reflex so bad

>>213184002
i have loads of money but i am 30 years old

not on is it

>>213184040
Why do yanks have to put cream in everything?

Feel like Brits would enjoy beans and cornbread

>>213184095
What the helly

>>213184095
Glad they found happiness

>>213184107
i do i do its very sugary though but i dont mind

>>213184095
what happens if ojne of the siamese twins dies

>>213184107
what the fuck is cornbread

>>213184107
I like the griddle cake type corn bread, not so much the sponge cake type.

>>213184103
not everything
just your mom

Is the era of western comfort over?

>>213184013
always get a laugh how they're always calling themselves girl or 'gal' (no real woman says this) in a desperate attempt to validate themselves in every sentence

im gonna tell the truth… as a yank… i HATE our beans!!! i VASTLY PREFER BRITISH BEANS!!!!

>>213184139
Bread made from corn belive it or not

>>213183964
same. i just need to get rid of my thicc arse so men stop sexualising me

>>213184139
delicious

>>213184149
my sisters friend calls her girlypops not even joking

>>213184138
The decomposition poisons the blood and kills the other
Happened before

nothing he could do

>>213184094
well transitioning would be twice as hard then. Like actually put a lot of effort into everything like finding clothes that emphasize femininity and making sure you voice train asap and constantly. A lot of trans people do transition after being 30, but by that time the testosterone has done everything.
But it will keep getting worse if you ignore it if its been getting worse.

>>213184157
sounds disgusting
>>213184155
we don't have beans nigga
we eat baked beans which are just navy beans in a tomato sugary sauce and they're native to the Americas.
We've also got kidney beans for whenever we have Chilli con Carne which are Central American.

We are a non-bean nation. Just enjoyers of beans.

Bosh

>>213184040
>tomato and cream
Pick one or the other. Another case of too much freedom

>>213184158
got a lovely thicc arse or so i've been told by several men on the internet

>>213184199
There's no such thing as 'transitioning'.

>>213184155
refried beans are goated

>Ctrl+F: "bean"
>10 results

/brit/ more like /bean/

>>213184204
Nigga
I obviously mean the way they’re prepared
We overwhelmingly eat brown sugar baked beans and you all eat tomato sauce baked beans

>>213184095
Imagine the multiple orgasms!

>>213184148
Long gone. Ended in 2008, or arguably 2001.

The next century will be the DARKEST HOUR for the White race.

>>213184190
one could say you are....beaners

>>213183839
grim

>>213184072
Wrong.

>>213184228
+3 to your beancount!!

Down to the chippy for a portion of chips and a fillet of flounder. Out me way or jog off

Every post in this thread so far has been posted before. None of you are original.

>>213184199
would i rather be an ugly bloke or an ugly woman for the rest of my life
decisions!

>>213184209
mm fish

these niggas eatin' beanz

>>213184248
Name some films that were shot in Technicolor films after The Ladykillers.

>>213184225
That’s from the mexicans

l don't enjoy beans of any description

Do Brit’s have flounder? What’s your most popular fish?

>>213184265
i mean yeah essentially. That's what convinced me to do it, rather be an ugly woman than any kind of man.

>>213184107
Do you ever mix it things up and have cornbread and gravy and biscuits and beans? American gravy is much better than British tbqh I feel like Brits would enjoy it with their pies

>>213184265
old women look more ridiculous than old men for the most part

>>213184204
>sounds disgusting
yeah its not nice

>>213184272
I'm a bean boy but I can't stand beans if they're more than 50% of a meal.
They have to be on the side with fish and chips or a full english or summat..
I wouldn't be a fan of this malarkey at all.

>>213184275
I dont believe I will.

what if keir starmer is just doing the best with what he's been given?

>>213184272
I had an idea like this but instead of just beans it was just toast

>>213184287
nah biscuits and gravy are the most overrated food we have. white gravy is kinda gross.
some cornbread with a little bit of butter on it is good though.

>>213184287
>American gravy is much better than British
Absolute grim cretin. That "gravy" is just flour and vegetable oil.

Leftypol is really still trying to make "ableist" a thing

You fucked up big time by not joining us, as the Führer always hoped you would.

>most industry experts believe that Grok 4 has achieved AGI
okay sick we did it

Do we still need jobs

I know that we're wasting no time getting philosophical about what it means to be "conscious", or how to use this ethically because Zuckerberg's building a data center the size of Manhattan to train his and outcompete it.

I'm strictly asking what this means in the context of "Work". How much has just just been made obsolete as long as people know that this exists. If it isn't now, will it be next week.

The only thing I know for certain is that CNN is going to keep yelling at men to get jobs inbetween each segment about a sentient computer program.

just ate 3 huge burritos now i need a sodapop and a minty snus might get a film on (The Story of Adele H (1975))

>>213184287
I love biscuits and gravy, was one of the first dishes i learned to make when i was young. never thought of cornbread and gravy, sounds peng

my dad loved biscuits and beans, he was a long haul trucker and kept a tin of beans and some premade biscuits that he would eat for dinner when he was driving

>>213184343
look at that fucking forehead

>>213184002
>Like enough to pass at least
utter delusion. maybe one out of every 1000 trannies can pass under specific circumstances, and probably one in a million passes completely.

>>213184342
nation of tards

yanks really eat salty scones with lumpy bechamel don't they

Not even real artificial intelligence. A submarine doesnt swim

>>213184342
>as the Führer always hoped you would.
delusional liar was delusional and lied, more at 11

>>213184364
throw some pork sausage and sauteed mushrooms in there and it's peng

>>213184364
Poverty food
Just like the majority of your cuisine

There's a coordinated Discord of people that post Ruby Granger here and I have no idea why

>>213184364
when i was little i would mostly just put jelly on them, but if they were the whole meal id put peanut butter on too and have hot pb&j biscuits. They were actually really really good.

The only scones I can accept

>>213184343
My penis needs to be rubbed inbetween her supple breasts before she spits on my cock and turns around to present her cute anus.

;-)

>>213184395
Not surprised

>>213184241
well ive got a plan to save the white race
>find a large uninhabited island, maybe england sized if we're lucky
>mass immigrate whites only from good european countries (no albanians they can't behave)
>split it into counties for each country, e.g england county is the home of the english migrants with english architecture and culture
>make a central area for diplomatic and island-wide government and for people to live if they want to mingle with everyone else
>never let a single non euro in
simple

that's 4 esfihas down the hatch then

>>213184399
who the fuck puts ketchup on a scone

>>213184392
It’s probably timcord

>>213184364
when you try the good buttermilk biscuits you're gonna change your mind real quick

>>213184404
huh?

stop eating tinned fish
theyve never got stock in the shops anymore and its driving me mental
i need those to live you dont so stop eating them

>>213184414
sounds good but don't know what that is

>>213184406
So England, France, and Poland all on an island then

>>213184399
im from devon so im supposed to have an opinion on the correct order of application of jam and cream, but i care so little i cant remember what the right way supposedly is

the money I'd pay for a strand of rarity's hair

>>213184435
God I'm gonna burst!

>>213184419
utter mong

>>213184441
so many things about this plate should be corrected

Poo

i would eat most british food
except mushy peas, fungus and dried blood

>>213184435
does rubes play drums?

Just learnt the difference between legumes, pulses, lentils and beans/chickpeas/peas.

Feel like I've really achieved something today.

For those of you that care.
>Legumes are the broadest category incorporating all of the other words - they're a type of plant
>Pulses are legumes that are dried edible seeds
>Lentils, Peas, Chickpeas and Beans are all types of pulses with peas and beans defined by the plant they stem from, whilst beans defined by their kidney shape as seeds
>Legumes that aren't dried out and eaten fresh are non-pulse legumes, eg: green peas, garden peas, peanuts (though all other nuts aren't legumes)

We've all learned something now.
Hooray for us.

Drip or drown

>>213184461
is hers canonically the softest

>>213184464
you are an easy target for trolling? hmmm

>>213184470
>fungus and dried blood
shrooms and black pudding?
those are good

>>213184470
Try some pork pies. They are very nice.

>>213184441
could do the breaststroke in that

>>213184479
Known this for years mate, it's basic knowledge.

>>213184458
Cornish put jam first
Devon put cream first (subhuman method)

>>213184435
you need tinned fish to live?

>>213184482
could be hard as nails and I'd still sound it down there

>>213184479
knew this already

>>213184441
Is that cabbage with the mash? No no no

>>213184451
dunno just all the good europeans restarting our own countries on this island and helping each other this time instead of killing one another
americans and other whites not in europe would be allowed too i suppose but only if you're not fat. no fat people from anywhere allowed
nobody has been able to tell me how my plan would fail btw

>>213184509
>>213184526
bloody nerds

I'm a cheese scone radical personally

>>213184530
shut up you idiot

>>213184512
i i said i genuinely couldnt care less

>>213184502
no chance snail eater

I have so much to do and it's getting on my nerves

Feeling extremely angry and pissed off

>>213184537
yes please for the love of god take your fucking people back

>>213184554
Yeah?

>>213184555
maybe you should lad

A peanut isn't actually a nut. It's a legume.

>>213184479
i didnt know but i got a bit bored and didnt read it properly so im still not too sure unfortunately

>>213184479
DIDNT know this already thanks for the rundown

Evening team. Feeling quite sleepy this evening team. I already slept a lot during the daytime too. I don't know why I'm always so sleepy. Possibly mental health related.

Mediterranean cuisine is clearly the best in the World, with Italian at the top, followed by Greek/Turkish, then Spanish.

>>213184479
the difference between a chickpea and a kidney bean?
i've never had a kidney bean on my face

Never made a good decision in my life

>>213184563
don't care

>>213184558
try it before you knock it

>>213184592
maybe your t levels are low

What the helly

>>213184592
fuck off you wretched little nonce

>>213184592
any singing tonight EW? x

>>213184594
>still no name

>>213184569
the white americans come but they have to have their own county they can't just live in polish county for example because their great great grandad was from there. and if they start acting like fat retards they get thrown into the sea.

>>213184592
shut the fuck up

>>213184594
based

>>213184592
Sorry to hear that, hope everything else is doing as good as it can though!

>>213184599
>>213184563
get yourself pied and slimed

>>213184596
Greek food is amazing

>>213184435
wish i looked like her

>>213184343
grok 4 is supposedly pretty smart on paper, like it has graduate school level intelligence in every subject simultaneous according to xAi. but it isn't smart in the real world yet. however they said they're going to start plugging it into robots to make it "actually" smart in the real world.

>>213184609
Your opinion on corn bread and American gravy?

Hows your day been lads?
Anything interesting or noteworthy happen?

>>213184596
fond of albondigas myself

>>213184624
idgaf just get them out of here send them on boats back to Europe or something

>>213184632
I also love Greek food but it has to be said that it bears a lot of similarities with Turkish, Levantine, and Egyptian cuisine, due to the influence of the Ottoman Empire.
Italian food is entirely a product of Italian culture, and so is superior.

got bitten by a bug and can't stop scratching my finger so put a plaster on it and still can't stop scratching

>>213184659
Had a wild boar burger. Was quite interesting.

>>213184618
No, not really in the mood

>>213184627
Well I passed my first year of university :)

>>213184592
One Piece is better than Naruto and Bleach combined

>>213184657
would try it

for me, it's italian food

>>213184681
evil ghoul

Krishnan Guru-Murthy

>>213184691
you don't go to university

>>213184691
wow legitimate grats thats a huge milestone! ygmi.

>>213184646
you do mate *gives you a kiss and a cuddle* you look just like a big gay porn ruby grangler in her frumpy old dresses when you abstain from those wretched tins of fish for a prolonged period of time

>>213184671
are you actually a native american who are you
if you are do you like to gamble

>>213184592
perhaps you have a sleep deficit

>>213184697
You win this round!

>>213184632
you can say that again

>>213184689
You're such a bore ;)

>>213184698
Those Italian sandwich places really are something else

>>213184693
One Piece is worse than both of them. Naruto and Bleach are about equal but I personally prefer Bleach due to the supernatural themes and Kubo's art style.

I picked a bad fridge. should've bought a different one

I don't know if there's ever going to be a more literal way to exemplify that most of humanity really has no idea what's going on than the relationship with AI
In life generally or the universe or where it's all going or what the point of it all is or yes

No one wants to look foolish so they do do their best imitation of everyone else who is also doing their best imitation of everyone else
They fall back on things that are as natural and immovable as the ocean when someone or something challenges them and wants to make them look unreasonable

All this time spent yelling at men to "get a job" (who cares what) and "contribute something to society" at the same time that top scientists in silicon valley are aggressively competing to make the most convincing imitation of a human being that can do everything that they do

Silicon valley's top scientists still don't know shit about it. They're interested in riding a hype wave and making lots of money that's now worthless and being the first person to break new ground dismantling everyone else's livelihood

>>213184705
stop replying to yourself you massive male beast
also it is impossible to fail your first year of university even if you are a huge meaty rapist in a dress

>>213184710
I'm just mexican not any north american tribe

Growing up me and my family always called tomato sauce sugu

id rather have a roast than some gay italian food like piza so english cuisine best in the world

>>213184729
:(

>>213184705
Thank you so much!

>>213184716
Maybe I do. I feel I sleep too much in general though. I usually nap in the afternoon

>>213184681
what do you want from me

donnie darko director's cut is free to watch on youtube

>>213184751
good lad

>>213184734
no one piece is better it really is peak like nothing tops eines lobby
>>213184744
im actually a different troon im the american one and idk how it works there but im very stupid and had a hard time even in my first year.

>>213184751
And how often to do you eat a roast dinner?

>>213184743
They could never automate The Holy Spirit

Want to see the film eddington but I dont have anyone to go see it with
Ill have to wait till it comes on streaming services it seems

>>213184789
every week on sunday

>>213184772
um i just like talking to you except when you're mean and hurt my feelngs

>>213184791
swear god goes mental when people make statues
do christians even read the bible?

>>213184744
Your grade doesn't count towards the rest of the degree but you have to at least pass the first year to progress onto the second.

>>213184781
Enies lobby was very drawn out and long and the art style is repulsive.

>>213184799
What do you eat for the other 20 or so meals per week?

>>213184795
Stop being a bitch, i see every movie by myself and just about every person in the theater is also alone. Can’t stand NTs that are paralyzed with fear at the thought of doing anything alone

>>213184795
yea I don't even need to check the early life section