/asean/ is dead
is r/ph a decent site?
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hilo anime
walenie konia
beating horse
There was a gooner thread on the board where the woman was naked infront of two guys where is it? I NEED IT
>SUCI DIMANA KINI ENGKAU BERADA
>HILANG ARAHKU MENCARI MU
>SAMPAI KINI TAK KUNJUNG BERJUMPA
>JANJI MASH TERNGIANG JANJI MANISMU
>YANG KAU JANJIKAN KEPADAKU
>KEMBALI KAU PELUK ERAT TUBUHKU
>>213349552looks like my old room except the door is a stained wood
>>213350101That's a very broad description of ffm
What do they do then?
>end up talking for 4 hours with this girl
its like 5:30am and I have to wake up at 8.30am
ngmi...
>>213351418I feel like this is a gen z issue
>>213351666nah, its just a time difference issue
its like 5.38pm in the US East Coast i think
>Gen-Zolder gen-z pushing 30 liao
boomer asked if i had school (college) tomorrow
you should start smoking cigarettes and drink hard liquor everyday
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>>213351731Age shouldn’t matter as I’m undergoing body cultivation to achieve maximum longevity and youthfulness for my mortal body. I want you to have e-sex with that American girl, I believe in you
>>213351927>e-sexyeah nah not happening
she's somali
>>213349231 (OP)>citlalliAy caramba
>>213352478You can always ask her to be your 3rd/4th wife and listen to her father’s stories of raiding large ships off the horn of Africa
Does Fairprice sell PS5 in store singaporeanons?
>>213354874No? It’s a supermarket/grocery store, not like those dondondonki’s in Japan. Go visit an electronic store, why do you want to get a PS5 here anyway
>>213354930I want to use sg60 vouchers to cut the price down. Not even Xtra have?
I think it's online only sorry. But Wargame should have
>>213354874
>>213354957You can use the vouchers on non-essential electronics? Not so sure but I remembered my brother heading the Sheng Siong to convert it into actual cash, not sure if they fixed it yet
>>213351463Should hang her upside down while she’s blows u
>>213354974with cdc voucher*
This month we are making bank with the voucher and gst payout hahaha. Shame the gahmen would rather give more to the ah soh and earlier also. One foot in the grave already, still want to angkat bola
>>213355004People say they buy switch with the voucher
>>213354974Bruh only the pro is left.
Shit. Ah fuck it i'm game anyway whats a few more hundred dollars. (other aseanites can't relate sorry not sorry)
You might as well buy pc consoletard
>>213355109Can’t believe the switch 2 is more expensive than the ps5 now, even though its newer
>>213355213you cant get a good pc for 1000 bucks bro
There used to be enough differences to warrant in choosing what consoles to get, dreamcast and Gamecube are more gimicky, Xbox has much more power, PS2 is more popular.
Now the only option is any nintendo console if you already own a PC.
>>213354874It's not Walmart so no. Just go to Qisahn in Far East Plaza and see if you can haggle with them
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>>213355687Fairprice has big box stores i'm not talking about your tiny neighbourhood local outlet
>>213355848I’ve totally forgotten about these. I wish you luck getting a PS5 with CDC vouchers discount
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tl;dr: why are your women like this?
I’m 30 and I’m speaking to a 47 year old Indonesian divorcee on Interpals right now, 5/10 and has a normal-looking Telegram profile with pictures of her workplace friends and children. She wants me to come get a hotel room there and sneak out of her brother’s house to see me, she asks me every time we speak when I’m getting my plane ticket. No real conversation because she speaks shitty English and short responses, but she plainly answers all my questions about what she wants, she likes cuddling apparently and she grows so little hair that she doesn’t need to shave, doesn’t even have a bush. When I asked if she was okay with sex without a condom, she said that as long as I take responsibility for any children I put inside her, I can fuck her however I want and finish anywhere I want on her, she warned me that she was very fertile and that her womb was too small for an IUD device to fit inside it.
For some reason it’s hot as hell to me that I can just fly over there, have my way with her and put my young passion into a repressed older woman, my faps for the past few days have been so earth-shattering that I’m lightheaded after I’m done… is this feeling why simps pay for OnlyFans?
Give yourself to allah and you can have 4 of them
>>213355848Yea, I guess that could work as well. It's just that I always bought my games from places like Qisahn when the Vita was still a thing.
>>213355981>>213356068It didn’t seem like the Indonesian Muslim girls I spoke to really cared if I converted, some had even brought home boyfriends for their parents to see. Maybe I just didn’t go far enough with them for that topic to be dealt with completely
And the Indonesian Christian girl I spoke to acted like the super Catholic girls in America, she even told me she wanted to stay a virgin until marriage even if we did everything else in a hotel room, and she insisted that we fuck without a condom when we did do it
I think I would get into quite a bit of trouble if I was Australian instead of American, your area of the world is so crazy in its own way…
What handheld consoles have you gotten over the years? I had the gba, psp, dslite, 3ds, and switch. Was wondering if I should get a cheap psvita and mod it like the rest for free games
>New trump tariffs announced
>Cambodia, Indonesia, Philippines, and Thailand are now 19%
>Vietnam 20%
>Lao and Myanmar 40%
you like?
only bought pure chinesium so.. dont matter
>>213355981I genuinely can't imagine good looking 47 year old Indonesian divorcee on interpals. As long as you both happy.
>>213349231 (OP)slept 5 hours, woke up hungry 4 hours before breakfast time and almost cancelled my trip but powered through it award
Im in Vietnam, mom wants me to find the newest plastic products to send to Peru from China. Viet wife doesnt want me to be in China and study in Fudan.
How to win without fighting?
Brother at Peru also slow to order.
>>213357725> I genuinely can't imagine good looking 47 year old Indonesian divorcee on interpalsShe’s not the prettiest, it’s true, but she’s not butt ugly either. I don’t seriously intend on meeting her I don’t think, it’s a 22-23 hour flight over there, but based on her and another Indo girl a friend talked to on Interpals, it seems there are a lot of sexually repressed former housewives and wives in marriages with husbands they hate but felt pressured to marry in Indonesia, who are thirsty for real passion. The way the Christian girl was speaking to me (a Batak) I could tell she didn’t have sexual experience with men, a lot of what she knew about it was from Netflix shows
>>213358041>The way the Christian girl was speaking to me (a Batak) I could tell she didn’t have sexual experience with men, a lot of what she knew about it was from Netflix showscan you post her picture,
I want to imagine what fujochud looks like in 20 years
>>213358041Why don't indon men fuck their wives?
how to differentiate chindo and sunda girls
>>213355004Wait how he do that
through the atm right?
>>213358253I can’t, and I can’t find a picture that looks like her, sorry :/
She has a round face and a girl next door energy. When I wished her a Happy Valentine’s Day this year long after we stopped talking, I got carried away and started sending her steamy messages like we used to do. She asked me very politely if I was masturbating to her (using the literal verb masturbate, it makes you feel like shit when someone uses it to describe you fapping lol), and when I said yes, she politely asked me to never masturbate to her again, then apologized and we wished each other well. She is so pure that I’ve followed her wishes, I've deleted her from my spankbank for life, even in my mind
>>213358854> she politely asked me to never masturbate to her again, then apologized*then I apologized
>>213358775I don’t know… is this a common stereotype for Indonesian men or something?
last time an australian bloke posted his indonesian wife here, we were quite disappointed
>>213358780Damn it… I wouldn’t be able to control myself if I ever went over there, I’ve seen inside the abyss at the other end of those black little eyes.
What’s worse is that no matter how cutesy the act is those girls put on for you, they SPECIFICALLY want you to spill your seed into them more than anything else. They take folic acid pills before you fly over to improve their chances of conceiving, they tease you in bed until you can’t help but rip the rubber off and take their soft little bodies raw like they knew you would, they take pleasure in looking at you from the bathroom door with that positive pregnancy test in their hand, knowing you can’t escape
But I like it all the same ._.
Like the Buddha says, life is suffering
>>213358964Some things are better left to imagination o algo
>>213358964You’d probably laugh at the girls I was speaking to, but I don’t mind
every time I see this image i can't stop laughing at the bottom right nigga's brooding expression
>>213359091track her period to be safe
Indogs, lets make indipol on /pol/
total tom lembong victory
>>213359141It amazed me how nonchalant Indo girls are toward getting pregnant, like it’s some minor inconvenience. Is it because their extended family will take care of it?
The last time I came inside a woman (a Taiwanese girl), she looked at me all shellshocked and teary eyed like I had choked her dog to death with my bare hands.
>>213359250>>213359268Put a tutorial on how to use Interpals on indopol, and it would become quite popular. I’m convinced that there’s a batshit terminally online Indo girl for every chud out there, you’d probably start a lot of happy relationships
>>213359307why do you use interpals on schizo board though?
>>213359334I’m just suggesting that if you guys ever create an indopol, include Interpals in the bread.
Shut the fuck up. Dirty Malingshit bastard
>>213359091Bruh chill, you need to fap NAO to calm that big white devil inside ur pants. U're too horni nao.
>>213359947… I did a few minutes ago, to the 47yo Indo divorcee ._.
I don’t even need nudes of her to enjoy it, all I need is sfw pictures of her to refresh my memory, my mental image of her body and her personality from messages, and a scenario where we’re spending the day in a hotel room, it gets me off more than the actual porn of hotter girls I have in other tabs in my browser.
>>213360056just do it nigga
>>213359141...you keep track of your gfs because you keep cumming inside her?
>>213360237never cum inside her although she wanted it. but we did it raw so i want to avoid any accident
Is the Thai flag who couldn't stop jerking his country off and the wumao the same person
>>213360363he's also a massive christcuck huwaito cocksucker through and through with a raging WMAF cuckold fetish
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjjy0aNEA4w
>bordering thailand
>is a massive unstable military shithole
I started to see a pattern here
Damn, i read some takzirah, and muzz got some truth in it but why its follower mostly chud?
>>213359309WTF indogs get back here
>>213360056Bet she is an ugly fatass
>>213353788i don't get the deal with the recent blow up of that tweet. i mean, there are a fuck ton of jap OL girls posting their selfies, so why only that one in particular?
Mishimaxxing imc
gay sex included
Why are their faces so boxy
>>213361748Too much huffing that Toba's volcanic sulfur
TIL that I share my birthday with Chaewon today
I share a birthday with Samuel Colt
And also apparently Gaston Glock
neat
I share a birthday with Elliot Rodgers....
Honorary Malaysian
All roads lead to KL
>>213361718hopefully not the coup attempt and botched execution
>>213361995...I cannot say for certain
But I do know I wanna go out with a bang
>>213361979Even Sabah and Sarawak?
>>213361748germanic face, mongoloids wouldnt get it
why do white people have sucha a thin lips?
>>213362125Especially Sabah and Sarawak
If I'm elected President of Malaysia, I'll build an underwater causeway connecting Borneo to the Peninsular
>9 pull ups (need 18 reps for a perfect score)
>25 push ups (45 reps for a perfect score)
>29 sit ups (43 reps for a perfect score)
>running 1600 meters in under 10 minutes (need 3400 meters in 12 minutes for a perfect score)
Can I make it in one year before I turn 22 bros? I don't want to start college only to end up selling my soul and making only minimum wage, so I think I will just take the military officer pill and get twice the minimum wage for doing nothing
>>213362601>>213362601>I don't want to start college only to end up selling my soul and making only minimum wageyou dont go to college for minimumwage jobs
got access to my old steam account and found that i have over 6500 php worth of csgo lootboxes
>>213362642I also don't want to get into recruitment hell, it sounds depressing as fuck
Where is Sabahan malaysia?
>>213362681>Monopoly money
thats not scaramouche
>>213362773
it's up
https://youtu.be/ckaLSJIW-ls?si=opcSSjrCbCWG8IqO
>>213362601>>213362701lol only got 1 chance
good luck
being a soldier is actually nice, they have their own hospital, no need for BPJS, and they get a pension
but all those benefits are deducted from their salary, lmao
>>213363808Is there a naked version?
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>>213364164Are you a BIN agent? You sound suspiciously knowledgeable about this stuff
>>213362601>>213364164fuck off glownigger go recruit somewhere else. i'm not dying for gemoy
>>213364433Prease USA San give us anti air units o algo
>>213362601pretty viable in 1-2 years with "expensive" diet or a really /strongmind/ otherwise ngmi
>>213365914Any tips on improving my running pace? I think it's the hardest part for me. The 18 pull up reps is kinda nonsense since from what I see they just usually go full gorilla and start kipping like crazy
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Just found out this mf is thai
My day is ruined
>>213361852Happy birthday, chud.
>>213364433>Give them weapons for war>The weapons are used for war>Surprised that weapons are used for warAre Swedes retarded?
>>213361223She’s not fat, she’s actually quite skinny
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SEEEEEEX HOLY SHIT
Why did some Indog make a general?
>go home on friday night
>coworkers who are single mom's looked and gossiped at me like i am a fuckable piece of meat
now i know the feeling of those women i sexually harrassed. i am now a changed man
he wanted to talk about indog politics o algo
>>213367587Nah, no one talk about that, it's just one self proclaimed cinak seething all day on that thread
i guess indogchud gave up on tripfagging like mkl then
>>213349231 (OP)Mi amorcito Citlalí
Can you guys give me a breakdown on where all the Asean+ states fit along the pro-China and pro-US axis? I know that in the case of the Philippines and Laos it's pretty clear but how do the other countries fit? Let's say a 10 is 100% pro-US and a 0 is 100% pro-China.
Philippines:10
Laos:1
Singapore:
Thailand:
Vietnam:
Brunei:
Cambodia:
Indonesia:
Malaysia:
Myanmar:
East Timor:
>>213364433no wonder we're buying su57 despite our su30 being grounded for lack of spare parts.
>>213368200Singapore: 5(?)
We suck both cocks to get maximum benefit. Older chinese folks lean pro-China most of the time, younger chinese people lean pro-west/US but I feel there’s now more negative sentiment against the west and younger folk seeing both sides as shitty. Not so sure about other ethnic groups.
>>213368200I guess around 3?
We're open to everyone, but because mutts barely doing jackshit here while china coming onto us like sugar daddy, we're definitely leaning towards the middle kingdom while still maintain distance
>>213368551>>213368695You guys were supposed to copy the whole list and give your rating for each country but anyway thanks for your answers.
>>213368200>Philippines:10 >Laos:1 >Singapore: >Thailand: >Vietnam: >Brunei: >Cambodia: >Indonesia:10>Malaysia: >Myanmar: >East Timor:
>>213368822 (me)
Sorry, wrong answer. It should be
>Indonesia:0
>>213368200Indonesia : 0
we're basically China's lapdog
early night the mack jam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w
>>213368723Dunno about political bias of other seamonkeys to answer for them without getting shitted on
>>213356237Get a pstv.
You can use DS3 with it. More reliable.
I don't see any potential fulfillment that physical activity would bring me.
ask any southeast asian on why person X is a awkward, clumsy, slow, unskilled, broke, etc, and they always say:
"it's because of those video games"
"he's addicted to porn"
"his only friend is his phone"
>>213349231 (OP)nice pits
>>213355981how do you gen these pitsluts
are there any gambling apps that have no ponzi scheme requirement to cash out money?
>>213362601>military officer pillakmil bukannya minta 250 juta ya sekarang? siap siap jual sawah
>>213358041I cant imagine the butt ugly dogfaced ogre youre talking to if the ones white consider pretty are literal monkey monstrosity
Any genuine incels here? If you could travel back in time and tell your 17 year old self that you ended up becoming an incel would you believe it? I wouldnt
>malaysian
>incel
i dont think you can be one even if you tried
why do you consider yourself an incel, anon?
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i want to make babies with her ;_;
spankbang dot com slash c9n48-pwfzzv slash playlist slash tudung
why do yanks always bitch about circumcision
>>213369701Why does 4chan censor porn link?
>>213369818why do you want to be supot
>>213369876Because uncut dicks are more sensitive and what nature intended
I also find most cut dicks to be ugly (the really tight foreskins on some uncut ones are ugly too but most are more loose)
>>213369701https://spankbang.com/2effa/video/hijab+masturbate
this has always been my go-to
Guys are we excited for the new Zootopia 2 coming out?
I have a cousin which is uncut, back in the summer a year after I got circumcised we would play in the shower and wrap my cock head with his foreskin.
i haven't seen the runaway post in a while, is he safe?
hangin with my cousin readin dirty magazines
>>213370133I'm not into it I only did it so that he would let me play on his PS3
we saw two niggas kissin we dont know what that shit mean
>>213370221So these are Filipino negotiating tactics...
we started reenacting all the things that we had seen
thats when i
GAVE MY COUSIN HEAD
GAVE MY COUSIN HEAD
GAVE MY COUSIN HEAD
I GAVE. MY COUSIN HEAD
>>213370073gonna go see it with my puppyboy bf
she wanna fuck in japan
i put the chrome on the benz
but fr ye should just release the full final mix of that album
just listen to JACKBOYS 2
https://youtu.be/lqRo0r36nRw
The new galaxy watch classic looks good
https://test.mensa.no/Home/Test/en-US
can you open this site? it's been 30 minutes and it won't run at all.
i was supposed to take the test back in wednesday evening.
>>213371346works on my machine
maybe your internet problem?
>still watching vtranny
grow up guys
Gulp only $14k in the reserve… I need my neet bux to come in.
all the gen 3 hololive id
i knew a guy who claimed to have 50 IQ
weird feller
Anyone seen this Laos horror?
Who's sydney sweeney bros
This nigga paid for an IQ test.
>>213371394no, any other sites can run just fine, the test just won't start after i click on the age selection
>paid
you only pay if you want to take it IRL at an accredited Mensa place
online free
I'm trans btw and I paid for IQ test to validate my brain, just like how I'm seeking validation of my transness from strangers online btw
i see you and i appreciate you, tranny anon :)
You don't have to say it we can tell from your flag.
My dad took the official Mensa test in college and he passed. He never went to any of the meetings though, he said it was mostly filled with losers
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i only have 325 gb left out of my 456gb laptop even though i only use it for a year. is this normal? i don't have much games installed, not much documents, not much application except for work usage like git, github, vscode, stuff like that.
>>213371346I bet I have 100 iq on the real one.
>Literally named their game AssMeat
Indogs explain
Some of you guys are alright. Don't come to Indonesia on August 17th.
>used to be a neet
>didn't know time management
Now I'm working, but I don't know what I should do in my free time
Welp, I guess I should learn to manage my time
how do you just stop being neet in indonesia? is it that easy to get a job?
>>213373097i used to play genshit and voice chat on discord after work
now i either exercise or read, or i'm hanging out at a fren's house
Can't believe I'm listening to this shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyYwOEKKcZc&list=RDtyYwOEKKcZc&start_radio=1
>>213373141I got a job from my uncle
Sorry
>>213373209https://youtube.com/watch?v=iEI0WVI4cbM&pp=ygUPc3BlZWRjb3JlIGRhbmR5
>>213373188Genshin is good but it's a time sink
I don't have time anymore
On weekends I want to relax and play more casual games
if 2019 was the year of game remakes, then what's 2025 is the year of?
>too little time at home to do my hobby
AHHHHH
just read about the Malaysian tariff by US, so what's the catch?
>>213374955>just read about the Malaysian tariff by US, so what's the catch?wait, malaysian instant kofi isn't getting spared? wtf
>>213375206we have kofi export? I thought it was tea.
>>213374955You have no tariffs on us and agree to buy our shit
>>213375162>I miss my boyfriendhttps://youtu.be/uSMzf6aOgkk
>>213375614so what are they?
work at 16:00 today, one extra hour to fuck around before then, and one less hour to wageslave
>>213349231 (OP)>dresses like a slut>acts surprised when you stare at herWhy are women like this?
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>having a problem with tranime
>blames women
From the twisted mind of Joko Anwar...
>>213375162Are there a lot of ladyboys in your country? I heard they can be a bit aggressive harassing a guy on the street if they think he’s handsome
>>213368200Philippines:10
Laos:1
Singapore:10 on both side. Imperialism and strongmanning is based no matter who does it
Thailand:6
Vietnam:8
Brunei:5
Cambodia:1
Indonesia:4
Malaysia:2
Myanmar:1
East Timor:5
>>213371346i fully expected to be a disalpointed low iq tard because past 20 everything was incomprehensible
>>213382027I have perfect control over my ass muscles
I can't believe our newest member, East Timor now has the best shot of becoming first world among us.
>10% tariff rate
All they have to do is become ASEAN's Ireland and go full tax haven. Heck they have way too many similarities.
>Rebelled against a larger power(Timor vs Indo, Ireland vs UK)
>Both deeply Catholic
>Both less than 10M population
>Close country size
>>213385613> East Timor now has the best shot of becoming first world among us.Uhmm, are you forgetting about someone, sweatie?
>>213385613Yeah I'm informing Trump about this. Sorry bro
>>213385709You are already rich so you dont count you pretty much are your own thing. Nice 10% too
>>213385718What if they offer to build a Trump Tower?
>>213385901You know we shouldn’t really happy about the low tariff thing.
>Oh, I wasn’t getting fucked in the ass before but now I am?>And I should be happy about it because I’m receiving one inch while my neighbours are getting 5 inches?I’m still fucked in the ass
>>213386005I know it sucks. But what are our alternatives? Wait for climate change to fuck US? That would take years.
>>213386062True, maybe trade more with the EU or China? I guess we’ll have to spread our assholes for big daddy America for now
>>213385718Im so sowwy :3
pls Ill suck ur weeny dick if you dont tell mr trump ill do anything
>>213386106Yeah those are our best options. Although while I don't believe either China or the EU would ever collapse, the chance of them becoming economically impotent is still there.
>>213386157WMAM mentioned!!
China never tariffed us
China > USA
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>>213386332He’s not Laotian?
>>213386655>King of the Hill Based.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vha4Q58dxtU
Wakey wakey. Wake up and you can enjoy a long start to the weekend
Should we stay or wander around
Is it me or younger generation are getting more and more dumber right now? My brother just scored around 93 in his iq test a few months ago, when I was around his age (15 y.o) I scored around 112 in my iq test
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>>213389038Skill issue, but honestly don’t be so concerned about iq and stuff, it doesn’t immediately affect your life if your iq is low, you’d live how you’d be living up till now
new yeat just dropped
https://youtu.be/oDvMcJZqYrY
>>213389097Also your brother is still a growing kid mentally
what if hes acoustic o algo?
>>213388230No you could end up in the wrong place at the wrong time and it could make your life worse forever.
>>213389249you’re acoustic, meanie >:(
idk i never got checked for it but i did get good iq scores so im prolly not o algo
i dont look like that chud
>>213389480Hopefully they didn't
ehh whatever
its going to be a slow thread today anyway
>>213389523Shut the fuck up. Malingshit
>>213390185I look like that.
doesnt look like ariff thoughever
>>213389593Holy cope LMAO