Thread 213384007

drunk and contemplating life edition

old >>213379202

me in *checks clock* 3 hours

She did nothing wrong

>>213384039
1 hour and 45 mins for me

reddit edition

>>213384056
who is she?

Reddition

>>213384069
Hot piece of fuckmeat

it's only reddit if OP is drinking a hoppy IPA

>>213384098
fk would you date me?

>>213384056
didnt smother my face with her breasts and give me a nursing handjob

Me and my gf

>>213384056
Ugly whore.

>>213384190
>hehe hi i'm samantha!

This cunt is hideous.

>sweaty thot stacy sat next to me in class (summer classes)
>she hadn't showered yet from last night of clubbing
>she smelled so stinky and yet so heavenly
>after class i go to my apartment and jack off
Am I a sick person? I could smell cunt, cum and hormones off her. It turned me on so much

>>213384116
No sorry I’m not gay but I envy your physique

>getting off from smelling another man's cum
peak cuck

>>213384339
if you're getting turned on by the smell of cum on a woman you're a cuck

>>213384288
>Uriel
>Named after the angel of death
>gets killed

is /cum/ a Hammond, Jeremy, or May general?

Tried to bench two 45s and failed but at least no one saw me knock over the weights

>>213384332
She has nice tits, it's not that deep nigga

>>213384427
>>213384497
I envision it as my cum.

>>213384116
ayo this nigga wearing glasses

>>213384536
May

yeah I'm sure you'd envision another man as you while you sit in the cuck chair

>>213384536
We like May here. He's not as insecure about American dominance as Clarkson is

>>213384332
Without the boobs she wouldn't be that famous. Livvy Dunne is genuinely beautiful

>>213384544
Her tits are nothing special and face is much more important than tits.

>>213384288
>>213384523
More like urinal

>>213384542
>IMG_7081.jpg
that's literally jason

Not sure what to make of this

>>213384576
it’s 135 dyel

>>213384606
flat as a 2x4 and dumb as a brick, she only has her ass and legs going for her

>>213384606
The woman you posted is ugly. Trashy bimbo cunt.

>>213384536
I like Clarkson and May in their own ways, even though they’re very different, but I’ve never enjoyed anything from Hammond

>>213384629
imagine how badly she'd get raped if that was a Canadian Subway, they're staffed by 110% jeets

feeling kind of low this evening

>>213384671
hamster is sometimes over animated

>>213384671
hammond is fun and goofy, Jeremy always has a stick up his ass

Jason is a gay pedophile so take what he finds attractive with a truckload of salt

She's actually perfect
>dumb bimbo
Livvy Dunne, the LSU gymnast and social media personality, graduated Summa Cum Laude from Louisiana State University with a GPA of 3.947

>woman want to be raped
>i'm not allowed to rape them
what a conundrum

>>213384717
goshcel as well

AYO THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS

>>213384730
Ugly retarded faced wore. Clown makeup.

>>213384729
How did you find this

Chappel Roan’s new song sucks

>>213384730
>The viral FIFTH YEAR senior LSU gymnast has completed her undergraduate degree in interdisciplinary studies with a focus in leadership, sociology, and communications

>>213384796
And?

>>213384790
The one before that did too

Feels good having domestic coffee production. Tariffs can't stop me from irresponsibly consuming coffee daily.

>>213384785
It was posted on /int/ years ago

>>213384816
those are the meme degrees athletes do

>>213384796
It doesn't matter, she'll make far more than you ever will due to her looks while you bust your ass for a 100k/y job with your education

>>213384729
Is that terrone with his dad?

>>213384816
anybody could get a 3.9 GPA in comm and sociology, you retard

I forgot that cum only dates chicks 4.0 GPA with in nuclear science

>>213384730
must be weird being in her shoes. most women in her age group want to be friends but those friendships are fake and the guys just want sex.

>>213384859
Yes

>>213384847
> irresponsibly consuming coffee
the first rule of coffee is to have fun

>>213384536
>superego: May
>ego: Hammond
>id: Clarkson

soybooru comment sections are HILARIOUS
https://soybooru.com/post/view/130435

>>213384852
>>213384860
Even if it's easier than other degree, how does that make her a dumb bimbo, she's obviously has intelligence and superb athlete too. Are you guys dating better than that or something?

>>213384831
Flop artist tbqh

>>213384942
She's ugly as fuck you bitchless retard. I pull better than whatever the fuck that chopped bitch is

H - O - T - T - O - G - O

meh but would still
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1754083775953473.mp4

>>213384942
not only are they retard degrees, they were ONLINE meme degrees

>>213384975
Oh ya im sure you do

>>213384942
She's ugly and you're brown.

>>213384977
YOU CAN TAKE ME HOT TO GO

i thought goshpedo wanted to permanently leave 4chan. why is he spamming?

>>213384983
Ugh gross she’s like a 2/10 max and only because of her makeup

>>213385021
he's said he's leaving like 20 times already, dumbass, he does it for (you)'s

>>213384943
like this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOovURAVf5A

>>213385024
your gf is like a 2/10 max and only because of her makeup

>>213385033
wonder if he has successfully transitioned. he was on hrt

>>213384993
That's because she was getting mobbed in person. I still don't see how that's a dumb bimbo, are the one who was defending Sydney Sweeney?

>>213385004
Cope and seethe. Cope and fucking seethe. I got a baddie from Tinder I'm gonna fuck once I get off work

ROOOOAAAAAR REEEAAAAAARRRRGHHH RAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Bill Clinton is my president

>just because she's taking piss easy classes online from an SEC school doesnt mean she's dumb!
simps, not even once

>>213385067
Tinder lmao, and you brag this?

>>213385042
this song is about my pecker lol!!!

>>213385050
She never wears makeup actually

I have a date with stella artois in 1 hour

>>213385099
You can't pull shit nigga

I don't see how that makes her dumb. 3.9 gpa is pretty impressive while being a top athlete

>>213385021
He says that like every two weeks

>>213385144
>stella
woah woah, slow down becky

>>213385166
hope she sees this bro

Music video is a little much with the dudeweed vibes but VERY charming song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cUCB4JSymE

>>213384942
i don’t know i never met the bitch. however there is no shortage of dumb girls in college today, probably the majority of college students in this country fit the description especially outside of stem

Any good threads on other boards

>>213385144
That Belgian blonde bitch has made many men very happy.

my major is mentally stimulating and difficult, but has no use whatsoever :(

>>213385218
david peel rip off

I deserve to have sex with supermodels. It's that simple really.

I'm about to go to sleep when my clothes are done drying.

No games to play until the 17th.

>>213385230
What are are you arguing with me about?

>>213385265
are you still in school. get some internships nigga

>>213385318
no, I graduated 5 years ago

Is Tim Hortons actually tasty? Can't be better than Dunkin

I graduated 6 years ago with a Computer Science degree and I never found a job. Been a neet since then

>>213385333
It probably was 25 years ago

>>213384796
The NCAA gives athletes a 5th year of eligibility due to injury. Doesn't mean she got held back.

>>213385326
what major

>>213385366
FUCK. SAME QUEEN.

>>213385385
history

>>213385383
Your mom went to school for 5 years

>>213385333
didnt know they had tim hortons in india

>>213385406
it’s over. did you take on any debt

>>213385333
niggas don't get paid enough to be doing that, i guess they get along as coworkers, they prolly fuckin on the side or summ

>>213385112
yes it is

>history
>mentally stimulating and difficult

i cant cum this month

>>213385357
you never listened to david peel buster

>>213385458
she would be nobody if she didn’t dye her hair

>>213385481
Make me, there's no way he did what groups like Cream or Traffic were doing but better

>>213385409
mid

>>213385333
The boomers talk about how it used to be good like 50 years ago, but it’s been shit for my entire life. Probably the biggest tipping point was that they used to make the donuts fresh in the restaurant, but at some point they switched to making them in factories, and shipping them to restaurants. They have also downgraded their coffee bean source quality multiple times. Replacing all their staff with jeets is just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic; it was already over

>>213385468
you try doing a 30 pg dissertation with MLA sources cited

>hear about paris syndrome
>think, "wow, that's so crazy! paris must be such a shithhole!"
>look into it
>the only japs who experience paris syndrome are people with a documented history of psychiatric illness and people with undiagosed PTSD
People just lie about stuff all the time. They don't even bother to look into it.

>>213385536
That's fucking baby shit man

>>213385542
mutt chud destroyed by based canadian boomer

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754084977801059.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754084977801059.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754084977801059.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754084977801059.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754084977801059.mp4

>>213385558
post yours

>>213385567
he appears to break when harland points out he's a mutt

>>213385574
so liking football is soy now

>>213385508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldDGluIxqDI

Why is my piss lime green

>>213385409
Bitch did herself dirty when she decided to try and milk her 15 minutes of fame and do a video
https://youtube.com/shorts/8Xw0ZFY0prU
Zero resemblance
Gook faced wonky ass bitch

>>213385617
Always has been

worked at domimos nearly full time hours for 3 years
It was hell. I still have nightmares that im somehow back there
Not a moments break during shift
Antisocial hours
Minimum wage
Drunk abusive customers
Extremely busy
If you werent flat out busy youd be cleaning or sent home
Warm asfuck
Managers screaming abuse in staff face and humiliating them
Bullying

My feet used to hurt so much as there were zero places to sit in the entire building
The entire day of working was ruined then home at midnight all sweaty and stressed

asians are so fake it disgusts me

>>213385677
So true
Iran NEEDS nukes NOW

>>213385625
Lame protopunk shit, call me back when he has balls like Iggy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HewRir1P1Bs

>>213385704
But didja get free 'za?

>>213384107
No I have a Spotted Cow like Rich Evans has

for me it's scottish music that sounds like MDMA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz3s14LUkAk

>>213385691
I'm green?

>>213385691
https://youtu.be/WPuBGcng6Tw?feature=shared

I’ve never worn a sports jersey

>>213385704
My friend worked at Pizza Hut many years ago and always talks about how he misses it.
Just being 20, getting high and delivering ‘za all day

>>213385770
I'm a big fan of the original version, you can pretty much hear him having the nonstop acid-induced panic attack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni8yqOjcd6Y

Bill was considering nuking North Korea in the 90s but decided not to last second. We should have done it

>>213385806
i love a fat chick

i’ve come to hate the continent of asia because their cultural exports make my stomach turn. western people who like asian pop culture shit are so weird and gay, i imagine this is how people from other places feel about the US when they hear their countrymen listening to nigger rap

>>213385821
We should nuke you and only you

i dont like wearing things about things i dont really life so i just wear plain shirts

>>213385806
She needs to be told not to suck her tummy in...

>>213385823
You’re brown

>>213385831
same

Israeli child molester caught

i don't wear tops, i don't have a job so its no issue

>>213385812
I wore my sharks jersey to a game last season :3

i hate korea the most

Me and my gf

LMAO at homeland security doing american patriotic jingoist bs now.
You're a government whose basic organizational principle is pedophile blackmail. Shut the fuck up about "protecting" this land.

>>213385070
ARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH
OOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEE!

>>213385821
The US government could have broken up China like the USSR before China got too strong, but decided to spend all that blood and treasure on fighting pointless wars for Israel in the Middle East instead. Now US ZOG elites have missed their chance to nip the China Thucydides Trap in the bud, and it’s a much bigger problem, perhaps to the level of existential threat.

>>213385945
LOL

>>213385887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw

>>213385739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSpcoTR6lEU

>>213385529
AI post

China doesnt pose a threat to me as a white american

You got soft hands brother

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpvccejvVng probably the best track from the album

>>213385792
bucks turn around when they see massas BWC

>>213385945
Being a Korean barber has got to be the easiest fucking job man.
I’d say it’s the same with Russia, but let’s be honest they’re just cutting it themselves.

>>213385945
roastie so mad LOL

>>213385979
Sick cover, I like it a lot. Way better than the original. Same way I feel about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLDTfxSSCSM

>>213385981
AI isn’t allowed to comment on Tim’s replacing their workforce with jeet slaves albeit

>>213386023
thats not My light shines on

>>213386025
this is a strange video to have saved to your hard drive

We won. Jasonkin on sewerside watch

>>213384914
I went to a smol boutique bespoke artisanal coffee shop this afternoon and ordered an espresso which was prepared for me by an asian man with a manbun. I had very high expectations. Result: mediocre. I've made better at home with an aeropress. At least it wasn't expensive.

>>213386141
i bet they regret oct 7 now

>>213386141
Why are they so hungry?
Like, just eat some food or something.

>>213385333
>Is Tim Hortons actually tasty?
It is drip coffee and mid range donuts. The sandwiches are cafeteria quality.

>>213386141
maybe palestians will now think twice before they dare attack israel

the masculine urge to go to war and kill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjRWG0tKD4A

Pussy and women are overrated. They shouldn't be put in this pedestal.
>inb4 gay
Zero homo.

I am in bed intending to read a book and fall asleep.

It's 6pm.

>>213385678
Her voice is extremely feminine.

I wish I could have /cum/bums over to try my V60 pour over coffee and homemade beignets. my /cum/bums deserve better than tim whoretonnes

>>213386220
You are a ghoul and a subhuman

>>213386281
i dont get it

>>213386281
Lol i've been doing that since I was too young to be doing that

korea: whiteface, h&m nondescript clothing, identical commie hives, foreskin harvesting, 99c ramen packet with inedible nikocado hot cheeto dust
japan: faggy infantilized cartoons and toys, porn sick, repressed pedophiles, the good stuff is made annoying by exoticists
china: 100% of population comprised of chain smoking factory slaves or 150 iq emotionless scientists trying to optimize the annihilation of indian people, eating live bullfrog in centipede sauce in the glow of a 3000 foot tall blade runner skyscraper

>>213386287
I dont like coffee

my hdd spins up hourly despite not being in use

>1lb ground turkey
>taco seasoning
>brown rice
>bunch of cheese
bueno

>>213386237
We can go harder
>been obsessing over MG42s, BARs, and most recently Krag-Jorgensens lately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtF9gaf0e8A

>>213386281
everyone does that since forever, yes it does not get better than when you were a child

>faggy infantilized cartoons
this nigga never watched gundam

>>213386314
you are a terrorist supporting coward

>>213386314
why were they dumb enough to start a war with a much stronger military?

>>213386281
I have stopped doing this as I realized it sours my opinion on everything I used to like. Leave it alone, keep fond memories.

only chuds and leftists support palestine

>government is increasing tariffs on china to appease the US
Fucking shit this is all your fault. I'm not buying American products now as retaliation. Thank you for the attention to this matter.

is it true?

>>213386409
you couldnt afford it anyway pendejo

>>213386331
>150 iq emotionless scientists trying to optimize the annihilation of indian people
This is a very good thing that makes up for all the bad chink stuff

>>213386370
i’m sorry to tell ya that shit is for gay babies

>>213386337
I guess you could have a cold glass of whole milk and beignets then

>>213386426
what cool shit do YOU like big boy?

>>213386426
tell me youve never watched gundam without telling me youve never watched gundam

Only golems at this point support israel

Happy 4:20

>>213386376
>>213386386
Kara bogas have no foresight about matters like that, they only know how to play the eternal victim? Remember the time Jordan gave all Palestinians amnesty and they turned around and tried to assassinate their king and install a Palestine-centric dictator in place because they weren't getting enough gibs? Neither do the Free Palestine kiddies, conveniently enough

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_September

This should be looked on with the same contempt as Oreos declaring that “trans people exist” a few years back. If BRAND™ can get you to consume their slop with a slight nod to your identity, you are cattle. If you say “we are so back” in response to an advertisement, you are cattle.

If Dunkin’ Donuts starts calling for segregation and the rounding up of jews, I may purchase one (1) coffee.

>>213386481
its 3:20 thoughever

>>213386475
Zionism is a mental illness

>>213386522
how did canada manage to avoid the israel lobby?

>>213386539
We didn't

>>213386423
i agree and i respect the indentured sweatshop worker too. i don’t like the chinese but i admire them

There are people in this general who support israel and their genocide
They should be identified and confronted in person on their psychopathic views
They are complicit in the genocide imo

>>213386498
True I was just wishing my MT nuggas a happy one.

Looksdis

there is no genocide

>>213386550
but youre at 33%

>>213385945
Woah, the average person is average looking. I can't believe it!

>>213386392
I went the opposite direction because all my favourite franchises suck ass now. I appreciate what I have and avoid letting myself get too excited about sequels nowadays.

>>213386591
At 33% and we still sold them weapons, only know recognize a Palestinian state

>>213386586
there is no so called white genocide

>>213386599
there isn't

>>213386617
yes there is

>>213385691
if you're having beige poops, you likely have a chronic terminal illness

Jews should be confronted in person and made to answer for their complicity in the gaza genocide
If they dont immediately apologize then they should be heckled, harassed, and assaulted until they repent
They should be publicly shamed and shunned if they support israels butchery in gaza

gonna go to china in the next couple of weeks how do i learn some insectoid?

I don't care about Palestine or whatever third world ethnic shit you're focused on
Stop giving them money and aid and get the lobbyists out

on season 7 of forensic files

>>213386641
there really isn't, white people are looked down upon these days, but its not a literal genocide.

Jews are genociding whites and Palestinians at the same time
With whites it's through importation of africans and asians
With Palestinians its through bullets and bombs
One day soon jews will use the same bullets and bombs they are using on Arabs in Palestine on whites

>>213386705
>there really isn't

Every major american city needs a pogrom NOW

>>213386691
enroll in a language program there

waitaminute, how come record profits don’t result in wage increases?

think I will do a wake and bake gym sesh tomorrow to celebrate my semester ending

>>213386751
Those kids are the same shade of brown as you

>>213386769
that isn't an option

LOCK UP ALL WHITE AMERICANS

>>213386751
At least they arent speaking German!!!

>>213386789
im not terrone retard

>>213386791
you're probably not gonna be able to communicate even simple tourist phrases desu. unless you're linguistically gifted, you're not learning tones that fast. use a good translator app

>>213386691
living the urkel dream

>>213386691
use a translate program on your phone. don't even bother trying to speak things other than general greeting, please/thanks.

mom wants to go to europe, its like the price of brand new car for a 15 day trip

I just want you to know you can count on me. I’m here for you, and I’ll never leave you.

Indian people are cool

>>213386909
Take her on a surprise trip to Blumenau or Pomerode in Santa Catarina for Oktoberfest. I'm sure it'll make her happy.

i prefer to let sober me do all the contemplating. usually about the things drunk me did. speaking of sober me, almost 3 weeks! very small amount of time, but taking my hope for the future with me regardless.

I went to ocktoberfest. Very overrated

use this image for the new

>>213386944
need hamster kobeni gf

>>213386927
bloody bastard

is Ophelia a good name for a girl

just trying to buy a portable casette player but everyone's obsessed with how its recording feature works. brother i'm not trying to record my wife admitting to infidelity for the divorce lawyers i'm trying to feel like the guy from guardians of the galaxy. fuck outta here

also takes AA batteries? GET REAL

>>213386928
she just wants to go to churches in europe

>>213386943
yep, they have them in small towns in Germany too, much better
the best fest I went to was a firemans fest in Arnshausen Germany, I have video too, but 4chan sucks and I can't post it here

>>213386691
You can probably get away with just learning some very basic words
>hello
>goodbye
>thanks
>please
If you want to get a little bit fancier, you could learn some basic phrases like
>My name is…
>I am American
>Do you speak English
I’ve only really studied the language a little, but the key thing with Chinese is to understand how the tonal aspect of their language works. If you use the wrong rising or falling tones, you’ll be saying a different word, so you have to get it right even for the basic words like “hello” or “thanks” if you want to be understood.

>>213387031
catbox.moe

i dont want to go anywhere to be honest, dont see the point of paying a billion dollars to go see a thing, i'd like to live somewhere better but thats not tourism

hate myself buds

>>213387071
I don't feel like diggin it out now, I have it on a cd
maybe some other time

first ramaswamy gets exposed for being a scammer now mutahar...are they genetically predisposed to lying and cheating?

>>213387102
>on a CD
unc...

>>213386944
They specifically chose her for the genes ad because she doesn’t look like an Aryan princess from some Nazi propaganda poster. She looks like an attainable girl next door, and she even looks a little retarded like Shane Gillis. Plausible deniability, or a kind of safe-edgy flirtation with eugenics rhetoric that will get people talking about the brand, but people can’t get too upset about.

Brave makes you update too much

>>213387109
I wonder if culture can leave a genetic imprint over hundreds or thousands of years. Because when you think about it even if it's indirect, certain cultures can make certain behaviors more beneficial to breeding. For example, whenever genetic disposition makes someone prone to lying and scamming will get passed down if its effective and desirable in the culture. That makes sense to me at least

>>213387099
any reasons, or just Self-Loathing Original Flavor?

>>213387168
It also uses too much memory for no justification reason

>>213387176
evil + bring unhappiness and pain to this world

>>213387109
High trust societies are a prerequisite to living in cold climates. What happens to someone who consistently engages in antisocial behaviour in some Neolithic village near the Arctic circle (or more south with a similar climate during an ice age); would they survive the consequences of getting ostracized?

People from tropical races have less pressure on antisocial behaviour, which is a good reason to not let them into high trust cold climate civilizations, lest they spoil it for everyone.

>>213387113
originally Sony Hi-8mm

>>213387219
well, work on that first one and the second stuff will clear up.

>>213387253
the spawn of satan cannot rid himself of evil

>>213387294
>>213387294

new
>>213387294
>>213387294
>>213387294

>>213387274
sure he can! the spawn of satan just needs to be nicer to people and smile more. SoS needs change in small increments that will build into good second nature over time.

should've renamed it to apu edition