Thread 213386078

what's the most alpha thing you ever did in your country?

sharted in my pants during a run

>>213386078 (OP)
one time a gypsy family asked me which line of the subway is to the train station and I gave them the wrong one. I hope they missed their train

>>213386078 (OP)
had sex

I cooked tomatoes yesterday and drank whiskey

I headbutted a guy that tried to bully me with his brother which made him fall to the ground like a bitch in a fountain of blood than I sat on him and started to pummel him until he cried and teachers pulled me off him. Everyone was watching because it was the schools main hall.

>>213386078 (OP)
Fought in a 5 vs 10 fight in HS. We survived long enough for the 10 guys to go away.

>>213386078 (OP)
>sweatpants in rain
>socks on water

>>213386078 (OP)
I'm getting tired of posting this. Alpha male is:
1. Legally married to a biological female of his own race
2. Have 2 or more children with said wife
3. Successfully brought up at least 1 child to adulthood and become a productive member of society

Anything is a manchild.

>>213386393
samurai sword

We beat up some niggies in front of a club one time because they are acting niggerish.

i pumped and dumped girls i met off a dating app

When I was 12 years old I fought a much bigger and older bully that was hurting smaller kids in my grade every day in the cafeteria. A crowd formed to watch the fight.

I lost, obviously. After he won, he kept saying "CMON FIGHT ME! FIGHT ME!" and I replied "I already won" and walked away. Everyone unironically cheered my name. I'm not making this shit up I swear. Credit to him he let me walk away and I don't think I saw him bully us again.

I doubt I will experience such glory again.

>>213388450
wait I remembered I didn't say "I already won"

I said "I already did"

If I said "I already won" he would probably send me to the hospital.

Tnd exterminion

>>213386274
Based and Zidanepilled

>>213386078 (OP)
once said No because I didn't wanted to

>>213386078 (OP)
either doing the op image when i was 11 or walking to school without a coat in the winter

>>213386078 (OP)
I helped a granny that fell over and hurt her leg by carrying her to the bench

>>213386078 (OP)
I was in the final year of high school (gymnasium) and just two weeks from graduating. School had a big barbecue day outside, bunch of games and stuff.
In my class was a chick who was incredibly gorgeous. We're talking jaw dropping levels.
I basically went "fuck it" and I walked up to her with a two bottles of coke zero, asked if she wanted one and we chatted all day.
Asked her out for a date at the end of the day, she said yes.
We went on three dates, we had sex on the second and third.
Sadly I was moving so it went no further but that will forever be my gigachad moment.

>>213388183
>Legally married
>society
lmao what a cuck.

>>213386078 (OP)
I had sex with a woman. She was a call girl, though.

>>213386078 (OP)
I've killed a favelado in a shootout. I'm a cop.

>>213391878
Green text

>>213386168
I kneel

I killed a guy.

>>213386078 (OP)
I jaywalked

>>213386078 (OP)
One time in grade school some girl made fun of my shoes (my normal shoes were torn so I had to borrow my fathers fancy business shoes that were waaaaaaaaaay to oversizeda and look like gigantic clown shoes on me) so i punched her in the face

>>213393312
she was into you

>>213393411
nigga she had a 5 head and weird circular chud glasses with ACNE too on her face, how the fuck you have that as a 8-9 year old kid???

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

>>213393449
unc, its time to retire

>>213386078 (OP)
I used to be bullied by this mexican kid in 8th grade, subtly. He would push me around, trip me and stuff and laugh at and point at me in class. It made me feel bad.

Once i was sitting alone at lunch like an autist and he came, alone, laughing at me. I forgot what he said since I was seething with rage inside. He was fat, so i mustered the most hateful thing i could say to him. "STFU YOU FUCKING FAT PIECE OF SHIT", I just screamed that at him at the top of my lungs.

He looked startled, confused, and just walked away. Never spoke to me ever again. Stopped making eye contact with me.

I don't think i was really being a chad or cool anything, i just genuinely got sick of him. Bullies really are pussy as bitches that can't even handle you fighting back with just words.

>>213386078 (OP)
this larping is embarrassing

>>213393312
Based family honor defender

>>213386375
>>213391878
glory to brazil

>>213393312
How can a grade schooler even wear his dad's shoes, they should've fallen out after 1 step.

Can someone make a mutt chudjak for this lmao

Had sex with a girl

let an 18 year old twink fuck me

I used to sext with a married woman. We didn't end up meeting, though.

>>213386078 (OP)
I don't care about any of that internet meme bullshit.

knocked a tooth out of a bully. he didn't expect it from the best student in class kwab

I circumcised myself with a victorinox

>>213386078 (OP)
Beat to a cancer patients

>>213386078 (OP)
I pushed the guy who tried to bully me off of the stairs and he split his head open because he fell on the concrete

>>213386078 (OP)
I singlehandedly personally expelled Jewish family from my country not even joking

>>213386168
Based.

>>213388183
>alpha male is being the average fat boomer retard
hmmm no....

>>213400489
story

>>213386078 (OP)
They 2 are both homosexuals

Nothing. There is no aspect of my life where I can even remotely label myself as an alpha.

>>213397428
Soulless AI sloppery, worse than nothing. Begone

>>213401351
>order food at McDonalds
>tfw its fucking full
>go eat into a corridor (im at shopping mall)
>notice family sitting in my eyesight
>tfw they must be foreign
>look at them closer
>wtf they are Jewish
>continue to look at them
>they notice me
>they start crying and calling poland the most anti semitic country they have ever been
>they immediately leave mall and go to the airport

Fine