Thread 213389120

You are instantly deprived of your citizenship and sent to this continent. If you ever set foot outside of the countries pictured (or their adjecent territorial waters), you'll be painfully tortured to death by mercenaries. Your eyes, ears, nose will be removed. Your fingers will be removed. Your legs and arms seperated from your torso and removed. Your internal organs extracted and removed. You'd die. Your friends get killed, your family gets rekt too. The crops fail, ash is spewed into the sky. So basically you gotta stay there, no ifs no buts.
Which country would you spend the rest of your days in? I think I'd live in isolation on tierra del fuego.

>>213389120 (OP)
I would live my myth in Lima

oddly specific way to die. Put me in the middle of Bolivian mountains and I die happy freezing to death or get tortured accidentally coming across a drug operation

>>213389120 (OP)
Actually, I revise my choice and pick the Falklands instead.

>>213389120 (OP)
Tldr, plus you are a polish.

>>213389120 (OP)
Bogota

>>213389120 (OP)
Am I just teleported there with just the cloths on my back, or can I take shit with me, like my bank card and phone, and do I get any free money still like my gibs?

>>213389315
No you’re teleported naked with no possessions, good lick surviving

>>213389315
Given those pending questions, I'd like to choose Punta de Arenas, or a nice quiet near the Chilean Andes perhaps.

>>213389336
Yes, that could be rather nasty rather quickly.

>>213389315
You can take your stuff with you... at the cost of your right thumb. You can also have your relatives/friends/people who owe you money send it over without having to pay in blood. But your stuff is basically gone forever unless you're willing to pay up.

>>213389120 (OP)
South America could have been the greatest continent on earth, beautiful and wild in equal measure, it was ruined by uninhibited race mixing producing unholy beasts of the earth who then proceeded to exhibit what a deadly combination is European traits mixed with nigger chimpery and native savagery

>>213389120 (OP)
>If you ever set foot inside one of the countries pictured (or their adjecent territorial waters), you'll be painfully tortured to death by mercenaries. Your eyes, ears, nose will be removed. Your fingers will be removed. Your legs and arms seperated from your torso and removed. Your internal organs extracted and removed. You'd die. Your friends get killed, your family gets rekt too. The crops fail, ash is spewed into the sky. So basically you gotta stay there, no ifs no buts.
ftfy

>>213389386
Bitch, shut your shit-eating mouth. Your government came here to learn how to build a proper slum because you suck so much you can't even into slum building.

>Urbanists from India want to import ‘Brazilian way’ to the slums of Mumbai
https://rioonwatch.org/?p=3513

>>213389459
Dunno, never been.
But I don't think things like that happen in the Falklands.

>>213389120 (OP)
Bro, you literally live in Poland.

>>213389120 (OP)
>>213389336

Kek I was born in these conditions and I’m triving. The europoor could never.

>>213389366
So I drop in naked unless I sacrifice my right thumb? I drop into a city and ask my brother to liquidate my portfolio return all my savings to me as I give it to him to help me manage some investments. I try to learn one of the iberian languages and find work in the city.

>>213389120 (OP)
South America isn't even that bad. I'd happily live in Chile, Argentina, Uruguay and even many parts of Brazil, before living in a boring, soulless dump like Poland.

>>213389120 (OP)
Still going to set foot outside of the countries pictured. Nothing is worth living in South Brownistan.

>>213389557
If you just give him the money, then ask him to give it back, then the moment the transaction is concluded a swarm of feral favelados cuts off both your thumbs for trying to cheat.
But if he invests it on your behalf (ie, it's still your money) you can receive the profit margins so long as they do not constitute a larger amount than that which you make in Sudaca. So if you're a wagie, you can get x2 on your salary.

>>213389557
You can live only speaking english in Santiago or São Paulo, maybe even Buenos Aires. People here like smart people and we are technocratic as fuck so if you have a degree and a little bit of know how of an industry you can make bank in no fucking time since we are also obsessed with foreigners, especially euros and east asians lmao

>>213389656
He invests my savings on my behalf, but we lend each other money all the time I’m surprised we haven’t gotten into conflict.

Now the true journey is to find a cheap enough but not so shitty city that I can fund a neet lifestyle for the rest of my life.

>>213389656
Your sudaca money can be invested freely and isn't limited in that same way. However you aren't free to invest the earnings you have from your investments back home.

>>213389557
People here will literally say shit like ‘we need to reform our government to be more like Singapore, Lee Kuan Yew is based’

>>213389642
Chile has less murders per capita than the US and none of its cities are as fucked as Chiraq or Detroit. We also fucked your tariffs because if you stop buying refined copper from us your entire infrastructure collapses. Keep seething fatty

>>213389629
>walking through my neighborhood
>get to see the nice mansions englishmen built in the 1890s
>feels good man

>>213389709
I think La Serena would be pretty chill

>>213389120 (OP)
For you polacks, moving here would be an upgrade, you know

>>213389754
I respect him, but he’s like a very strict father who stresses tf out of you to make you be your best but if you don’t fit his description of being the best (being more arts focused), he gives up on you and lashes out.

>>213389776
Cool. I always wanted to visit South America but ticket prices from here to there are expensive and take a lot of time that it may not be worth it for most people.

>>213389120 (OP)
My country has a high crime rate and here I am. You euroids are pussies.
>>213389386
>tf
>tp

>>213389843
why haven't you left yet?

>>213389120 (OP)
I'd choose French Guiana, which is an integral part of France. France is thus a country pictured in your image. I take a plane to mainland France and live happily on the riviera. Checkmate atheists.

>>213389944
Dog gone it, foiled again...

I'd live in a thousand acre field with a comfy house in southern Argentina or Chile. I'd marry a local village girl and have barbecue every day and ride my horse everyday
Or live in brazil/colombia and have sex with 10/10s daily

Svffer is the least used word by latinxs, most don't even know what it means

>>213389120 (OP)
>Which country would you spend the rest of your days in?
Uruguay or Argentina, how is this even a question?

>>213389879
Fuck off luigi, stupid fuck

When did Pooles (white niggers) get so arrogant all of a sudden? A few years of GDP growth - thanks almost entirely to EU gibs - and now they think they can shit talk countries that were better off than them just a couple of decades ago? I've even seen these delusional fuckers claiming they're now superior to countries like Italy, Spain & Portugal lmao. Know you're fucking place, Jakub. Poland will always be Poland and some fake Jewish numbers on a graph won't change that.

>>213389957
No eternal torture for the anon that loopholed your scenario?

>>213389120 (OP)
Chile is the overall best choice objectively speaking, then Argentina and a distant third would be Brazil or Uruguay

>>213389988
Milei already said that he welcomes venezuelans

>>213390091
It's a bit late and I'm tired...
But okay, once he boards a plane/ship headed for metropolitan France, he eventually is outside of French territory/territorial waters. The airplane dematerialises and rematerialises in a world entirely made of poo and pee. Huge piss tornadoes across endless plains of shit. He lands right onto that, but it's also the one place that has extra broken glass and aids needless laying there. After that he's endlessly thrown about by the piss vortex.

>>213389336
>teleported naked with no possessions
that's how every single south american actually borns, is not that bad

>>213389879
I was living in Spain until a year ago. I had to come back because I had paperwork to take care of and needed to look after a relative who was in poor health. I’ll return to Spain in a couple of months.

>>213389944
I kneel

>>213389120 (OP)
dude, no offense but I bet it would be better to spawn here than live in Poland, your country is literally a frontier garrison for the next world war

>>213390012
POLAND SUPERPOWER BY 2030

>>213390144
Poo sudacas materialize around him and within the piss tornado. They grab crystal shards of pee and poo and start cutting him limb from limb. The last coherent image in his mind is this picture

>>213390012
There's an old saying here that goes like >God does not give wings to snakes
Hitler got the gist of it but other European countries chose to ignore it

>>213389120 (OP)
Probably Chile

>>213389120 (OP)
I'd go to the falklands.

>>213389120 (OP)
Probably Chile. I wonder if it is feasible to tour SA for free by teaching kids how to write software or realated topics for food and accomodation? As if show up in some Andean village and ask to be in IT teacher in local school. Or maybe offer individual lessons to rich parents?

Urugauy, the white man's paradise

>>213389120 (OP)
>you'll be painfully tortured to death by mercenaries. Your eyes, ears, nose will be removed. Your fingers will be removed. Your legs and arms seperated from your torso and removed. Your internal organs extracted and removed. You'd die. Your friends get killed, your family gets rekt too
So nothing changes outside?

>>213390588
holy shit that actually looks better than here

>>213389120 (OP)
Timmies get btfo with skin cancer in Tierra Del Fuego

>>213390558
Why are firsties so fucking retarded?

>>213389120 (OP)
Urgay probably

>>213390645
I will settle in Punta del Este one day

>>213390672
>poland
>firsties

>>213389120 (OP)
>you'll be painfully tortured to death by mercenaries. Your eyes, ears, nose will be removed. Your fingers will be removed. Your legs and arms seperated from your torso and removed. Your internal organs extracted and removed. You'd die. Your friends get killed, your family gets rekt too. The crops fail, ash is spewed into the sky.
Average day in Colombia, Brazil and Méjico...

>>213389386
We learned to use toilets though, that single fact BTFOes your flag to oblivion

>>213390672
>>213390558
This.
The world isn't animal crossing o algo, get the fuck out of your basement.

>>213389120 (OP)
Bro, you literally live in Poland.

>>213390144
It makes no sense. If he was flying from South America to France... how did he end up in India?

>>213389120 (OP)
Chile, Uruguay and Argentina are the right options.
We have welfare and Uruguay has a solid economy.
Uruguay might be it because, at least according to me, it will become a developed country by 2030-2035. Chile lags behind Uruguay by 10 years of economic development.

>>213389120 (OP)
Well, France of course

Dumb retard

>>213389120 (OP)
If you earn more than 2000usd a month you can live anywhere here with ease.
I would move to Chiloe or Bariloche.

>>213389960
>I'd marry a local village girl
The youngest village girl you'll find is like 60 y/o

>>213389120 (OP)
Southern Chile. Punta Arenas seems like a nice place.

>>213389120 (OP)
Argentina.

They'll accept a guy who looks like a jap