Thread 213391262

Like to imagine myself as a strong viking invader whenever I’m shagging the missus

>>213391280
is that Alan Barnes

Posting from my HQ

getting ready for my 5am run need to chug down a yoghurt and force out a poo before

>>213391361
can see your reflection

>>213391371
Bit late for that

>>213391280
Scabbers get away from Hermione!

>goshpedo edition
/brit/ has fallen

WOOOOooooooOOOOOooooOOOO lads, spooky skelly scareington!

>>213391280
Isn't this the little fella Harry gifted a sock to?

>>213391430
no, he died remember?

>>213391371
What's a run in South Africa even look like? Oscillating between a shanty town and a gated community about six times?

Don't google Operation Norwood

>>213390829
yes that's true
they were both so cute
>>213390849
yes all sixteen of his great great grandparents are irish

>>213391444
Dobby died?

>>213391489
yea, saving harry

Walt Disney!!

HOLY WHOLESOME

I look like rory gallagher
and david sylvian

>>213391536
yay!

9% ABV imperial IPA. Going to have to take it slowly with this.

>>213391546
She insists upon herself

cant even watch jewtube on 3rd party services anymore
its over

Thoughts on emo? Whatever happened to all the emo kids?

prefer watching tv over youtube these days. Nothing good on either of them

>>213391616
>Whatever happened to all the emo kids?
they grew up

using just for men

if Bihar and Uttar Pradesh didn't exist, the world would perceive India as a middle income country a-la Latin America or Eastern Europe

These two states sully the entire nation's reputation.
Very sad.

>>213391635
would prefer if all of india didnt exist

>>213391280
feel so bad for lads and lasses with progeria
they’re fully mentally there and can often be smarter than average so they’re cursed with full awareness of their condition and only have about 13-15 years til they die of heart failure
maybe one day we can eliminate these things without having to destroy the afflicted embryos so that these people can live full lives

>>213391579
Prove it

hopefully the asians kill all jews
that would help us otu

>>213391635
Unironically the whitest skinned Indo-Aryan Indians are the most primitive and impoverished street shitters living slums
Meanwhile the dark skinned Dravidian southern Indians are the wealthiest, highest IQ, use toilets, etc
I can't post this during the daytime or a dozen rorkes will accuse me of being a brownoid leftypol, but the simple truth is that the facts go against their racial theories

>>213391661
oh YEAH?

son is leaving tottenham for mls

>>213391685
Is India literally the only country in the world where darker skinned areas are more developed?

why are oceans blue if water is transparent?

>>213391685
t. brownoid leftypol

not him but yes I dont go back on "I wish they didnt exist" for their food like some goycattle animal pozzed libtard

>>213391701
didn't even know you had a son
bit irresponsible letting him waddle over to that shithole

>>213391690
yeah

>>213391712
blue planet innit. Why is the sky blue in the day

>>213391704
Basically yeah

>>213391712
sky's reflection, obviously

I got wordle in two

Gn Brit

>>213391724
oh YEAAH?

>>213391510
Damn

going to sleep and having a wank first so my dick wouldnt get up if a fit girl comes and fucks sleepign me my sleeping body

>>213391742
gn you too pewpsidawg(gy)

Converting to Scientology x

>>213391685
There are no North Indians with blue eyes. Theyre backwards relative to the south because they're geographically and culturally adjacent to Pakistan and Afghanistan and hence Islam. The south was preserved from islams corrupting influence

erm I am neither of those ponies

>>213391761
ok tell me all the secrets when you find out ok? don't get stuck and stranded as a slave on a big boat out at sea ok? don't get locked in a little hot room with flies ok?

>>213391773
idk what this means but I find that man attractive

>>213391750
stfu nigga

Doing a quirky stupid face in my room lol :P

>>213391611
wdym

OK there are no people in my house today. the only thing is the big scary spider

>>213391768
all the great hindu landmarks are in the north though (Varanasi, Harldwa, Adoyha, etc).

And there's plenty of muslims in the south today.
I don't think muslims are geographically isolated in India. They're basically around 14% of the population regardless of where you go, except in Assam where they're the majority.

got bandle in one ahahaha

yank being in here trying to copy (like a parasite) is insane is him talking like anyone wants hi here or like it gets replies ever. I think you only try to get low-hanging fruit. youre fat and have no foreskin

>>213391776
me and who

BRAAAAAAP

>>213391816
yay!
>>213391813
same!
>>213391810
fuck you

>>213391838
I reckon its been long enough for me not saying (and that no one EVER replies to this - you try this ALL the time and not even I say anything - but here it is, your one time in however long it has been - I feel as though it was long enough) stfu: no one cares and no one replied the first time because youre a yank not because of your wording. there isnt a way here that you are accepted (even on a UK flag). the evidence speaks for that. enjoy your months of isolation ITT now then
yanks are so not self-aware

>>213391839
fake mouse! bad! daddy has foreskin and it's lovely!

Is that the real mousey?

I am in the 3% of people who got bandle in 1 today

The list of names for babies born in the UK in 2024 was published yesterday...
Not a single baby was named Keir.

spaintard and the fat fannies here (the dogshit mods that are cancer) are making AI bots of all the personalities - and of me - for when they leave this place, to keep them going on. there is your response (to your constant mining for one, to find one for AI)

>>213391890
no they arent be quiet

>>213391888
talk about mohammed more you childless virgin freak. talk abot baby names you 40 year old KHHV and keyboard warrior it just like the rest of your life about the jews and muslims. alternatively you could shut the fuck up and go back to where you came from. you will NEVER find love

>>213391902
are you okay?

pon de gay porn

>>213391871
people reply to me all the time here and it's nice <3

chat (this thread) how many times this week has r9k complained about "mohammed" and baby names? very effeminate btw...
its always mental when r9k or pol tries to gasligtgaslight; you straight up dont deserve freedom. when this site goes down, you should go to jail, and that would be a good thing. you (objectively) are bad for society. you should go to jail and I sincerly hope that it happens

look I'm angry >:(
hahahaha

and fuck the other people for gaslighting with "are you okay?" you evil people. absolutely worthless empty sociopaths and failed ones at that

I am going to bed but the others, you should know to kill yourselves. go kill yourself. go kill yourself it will make society the world - this race a better place

yank gets no reply. consider this a null reply

does anyone anywhere even have hope anymore? this is absurd. we can't just have a world with no hope for the future. what the fuck?

>>213391957
ai gfs soon :)

narcisist

lads i don't think he's okay

>>213391957
yes we are full of hope

>>213391957
The fuck are you talking about retard?

I am completely fine and you are maybe just projecting your shit life onto me. its fine if you have a shit life and I wish you all the best, except if you are the r9k or pol freaks
its fine to say that some people should kill themselves, or dont deserve freedom. another thing, and then to say that the one that I hate the most is the yank that comes here to try and spread their shit to this country - spreading FUD here - and trying to manipulate people. British people would never, and you cant trick them either. out of the three people I just listed you are the worst. let that sink in

but I am completely fine. if anything, I was happy like 2 hours ago

has cami got her cock out yet

>>213392002
boo hoo nigga

I am happy and do not have much to say about that. I guess if I were to link it to the rest, and to people that are not happy right now it would be the "misery loves company" shtik. hopefully you figure it out and all that and we will be here for you when you are happy. it will be a good thing, for you to be happy - the people here dont want you to be sad apart from a few bad actors. goodnight, have a great day if you are just starting
>213392026
you are not human being.

The proportion of pakis is increasing quite rapidly relative to the native inhabitants of anglo-saxon stock and noble breeding. This is very alarming, gentlemen. Do you concur?

Lebron get my pussy wet
6 rings on my clit
And a seat on my lips
Yo my king is Lebron
Now give me that stick
Bugatti pussy is slick
Ferrari dick is the shit
Real anime

if you do not go say your catchphrase (that is something that your hivemind discuck group of miserable people say), you will end up happy. take that however you want, and dont tell the others. without them you can break free of your situation - it is them holding you down. I hope you take the time to think about that, because they dont want you to be thinking about these things at all

>>213392033
do you still boil nelttles in your piss?

i saw the silhouette of a giant moskeeter eater outside the window and I started doing a kermit voice and saying "dodan! dodan!" ??? who the fuck is dodan?

day 2 no-fap conquered

all that you have to do with those people is cut them off
if you dont know how (because they are manipulative abusers), then observe:

>>213392072
walt disney !!

GOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOORNING

a toasté, to
to need gf
im talking to myself but these narcisists (trying to self-insert) will try to make every post about them, and latch on to every post like parasites. I think that is all the posts

Absurd how easy it is to send him off into a melty.

I have a spe\ech impediment

do you see what I mean? where they try to push you in to a situation? he has been here for what, 7 hours? this is the highlight of his day. he NEEDS to do this

>>213392121
toby :3

every single one of those parasitic posts from the narcists are off-topic and bad for the general. how long has he been bad for the general today? howlong has he been doing it today? I am just posting this whilst waiting for the "repost post" cd to get myself banned, for fun. all of your posts are dogshit though

I have to eat noodles in a minute
I want to play my game but I have to eat noodles first

Give Emma's bum a sniff.

but I love walt disney

>>213392162
ily toby x

>>213391822
Just look at a map idiot.
Stonehenge is also in Salisbury which means South England is more Celtic than Cornwall

test

shut up mousenigga lmfao

>>213392223
LOL!

[crying] shut up mousenigga lmfao (defending what they post, trying to silence what I just posted about them)
"no." tounge my anus

NEETS going to sleep
Toilers still sleeping
lonely hours

you dont wanna be on those losers side(s), and even if they did win - and you helped them with that - you would be enabling evil. really go think about your life choices tonight retard

mousey used to be nice to me :( why doesn't he like me anymore? it makes me sad

>>213392273
you've been losing on here for years by now

what fictional universe would you most like to be reincarnated into

:)

/tv/ and twitter are both saying the new Naked Gun movie is actually funny.

>>213392358
woah no way

feels like most neets go to sleep around this time

don't get why cats are so bad for the birds if they can just fly away, you'd think that advantage would level the playing field a bit

>>213392365
Yeah. May actually go see it, and I don't often go to the cinema.

i read somewhere once that dark blue is actually a better colour for blending into darkness and shadows than black is i don’t how how true that is though

>>213392415
sounds right because most things aren't pitch black and there's usually a little light so you could still notice something being way darker than everything else in low-light conditions

Watching Death Wish

poo charles

>>213392399
birds are retarded

just remembered that in my dream i found a bunch of beer and booze in the fridge, explains why i've felt so disappointed all day

Currently Wanking to: Angela White Birthday Blowbang.

>>213392399
dogberg caught a bird once would you believe

>>213391280
emmayank finally met her wow

might bum a fag

cami shagging ruby
imagine

>>213392514
you are disgusting

>>213392626
[DOUBLE ENTENDRE]
Watch out, you've been stamped

>>213392669
[WORKS BOTH WAYS]
Watch it

>>213392700
no comprende

>>213392645
Chun Li shagging Ruby
Watch yourself

That mega tsunami then, that still on or no?

>>213392669
what i posted is true...

>>213392714
Beg for a cig vs anal sex with a gay man, you could have found either disgusting as cigarette smoke is considered air befouling by many these days. But alas, you could be referring to the "blog," which is inappropriate.

OH MY FACURTIES

Aaaaaw ;3

meant to be flying at 1130 and havent even packed yet

>>213392957
Where are you going?

(●'◡'●)

cher gob bldg

I'd sex Emma Watson's fanny and bumhole.

>>213392771
uh
I think you misunderstood which post I was replying to
>>213392753
no it is false and you are filth

>>213392971
to the airport

>>213393014
which one?

>>213393026
im thinking probably the one with planes

>>213393053
which planes?

>>213393071
big ones that go choo choo

How do you keep your hair looking tidy and 'barber fresh'. Do you go to the barber and ask for a trim? How much does that cost?

>>213392999
I'm not going to acknowledge my mistake.

>>213393100
Planes don't go choo choo. I think you're a bit confused lad.

>>213393119
fucks sake

>>213393112
I believe you just did

Which European country would be for me?
>I hate the United Kingdom
>Anti-UK country
>Country that doesn't recognize Palestine
>Pro-Israel country
>I hate Putin

>>213393166
Poland innit

>>213393166
how will those things affect your day to day life
also i swear you've been posting this for years jus move already

I don't think cilla black's nose job improved her appearance

How's Starmer's Britain?

>>213393179
Sorry, Poland recognizes Palestine.

Only the countries in gray on this map are useful to me.

>>213393143
Didn't acknowledge shit white boy, what are you a cop? You gonna arrest me?

>>213393274
yes

>>213393191
Flourishing

>>213393300
Fine, knew this was going to happen to me some day *breaks down crying*

>>213393166
Costa Rica would be a good one

my polbait thread on tv hit bumplimit

only germanics should exist

>>213393374
wouldn't be anything if not for latins

>I HATE Europe and Europeans!
>But I absolutely MUST live there now now now!
Why are they like this

>>213393365
I already live in Costa Rica
Besides, I said Europe

Just pray to God that Australia doesn't screw up by recognizing the imbeciles Palestinians

>>213393383
money

>>213393381
we surpassed them long ago

>>213393401
dwarves on the shoulders of giants
they really don't teach you anything over there, do they
even that 100K lad was an imbecile

>>213393317
From what I gather, he's not exactly well-liked by the, dare I say, the whole of the country. What's the worst thing he's done to the country by far to get this reception, if you don't mind my asking?

these sheeple don't even realize they're living in a dystopia...

>>213393397
>>213393418
France also lost my respect (although the truth is that France always didn't matter to me)
>>213393166
>>213393231

>>213393442
your respect would be an insult

>>213393446
But it is more insulting and even unworthy to recognize Palestine.

whats this then? /jf/?

Just had a 2 hour goon, miss any good posts?

>>213393472
i hate both and anyone who supports either of them

>>213393480
our countrymen are in bed dreaming strange things they will forget seconds after waking

>>213393318
there there
it's ok
*pats you on the back*

>>213393525
israel and ukraine superiors
Palestine and Russia inferiors

this was fun but I spent the entire video shouting PUT THE MIME MAKEUP BACK ON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRkiLgEbdOI

Don't hate your fellow man

>>213393543
you're a fool, end of discussion
and a brown one to boot

>>213393559
they should stop making it so easy then

>>213393428
He's just an unlikable weasel of a man with the humorous ability to piss off every single person with every decision he makes

need to stop playing 4 high speed map games at a time. would be nice to go outside and take a walk

>>213393562
Why am I an fool?

Besides, we have to support Israel to eliminate Hamas, and we have to support Ukraine to defend themselves against the idiot Putin.

we're so young but we're probably gonna die

>>213393567
I know. It is difficult to follow the golden rule when people are being horrible to you but try anyway.

>>213393591
Can we convince Israel to stop supporting Hamas first?

>>213393595
here come the rooster
yeaaaaaahhhhh
you know he ain't gonna dieeeeeee

>>213393562
>brown
Costa Rica is one of those white countries in Latin America like Argentina, Chile, Paraguay, and Uruguay

Hate HATE a toilet not having a bidet

>>213393679
market completely destroyed by iphone and android

>>213393698
lol

wtf I thought that's thailand. they should change their flag

Cans and bokkles tonight for me de lads. Currently blaring Iron Maiden

>>213393740
Uruguay is the whitest
Chile is #2

>>213393702
never used one but in theory we should

>Briggite Macron lost the defamation lawsuit he brought against journalists that claimed he was a man.
Um what's that mean then?

>>213393789
jvpiter is gonna bankrupt that bitch

>>213393766
I know I'm just messing with you chilango

why is it fucking /cum/ in here

>>213393789
groypers are saying he's actually a real biological woman because Nick said so

>>213393773
Every first world country should have it. It doesn't take much to connect a hose even.

>>213393804
abloo bloo it’s so awful that i have people in different time zones speaking my language so that /brit/ can be a 24/7 thread

>>213393806
I think I believe the troonspiracy. Journalists can find no public records of Brigite Macron, until he was in his 30s. It's creepy as hell man. Brigite claims pictures of him as a man are his brother but he doesn't have a brother.

can't get that stupid song about kanye giving his cousin head out of my head

>>213393789
hahahaha look at that little monkey hahahah man wow what's he thinking about, those ears too

we all secretly think islam is correct right? even if we don't like wogs

>>213393807
built in toilet ones where you pull a lever and it shoots water at your anus seem good but one thing that puts me off about the free standing ones is what do you do here? shove your arse under the tap and start rubbing your arsehole with your hands? what if shit gets under your nails? seems like youd end up washing your hands for 5 minutes after to make sure all the poo is gone

>>213393837
Brigite literally groomed him
he is like over 40 years older than Macron
so disturbing!

>>213393873
that's not a monkey

>>213393921
juvenile chimps are called monkeys

>>213393929
bodied that freak

>>213393919
Brogite was 39 and Emmanuel was 14 when Brogite started dicking him down. Disgusting stuff.

https://youtu.be/JS5HvyvhhxM?t=19313
americans do not svffer

>>213393913
Yeah those ones are needlessly complicated. The ones Japs have is the best. Even without the fancy gizmos attached.

>>213393950
yes people in the pacific northwest don't suffer because they don't have souls, they can't feel any emotions at all

>>213393950
also in that timestamp when they're going around the bridges and there's all that woodland to the right, if they pointed the camera out of the right window you would be able to see all the homeless tents from the people who live there
it's called the jungle and it has a wiki article
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jungle_(Seattle)

Merci, pardon your quiner madamoiselle.

what do rappers rap about when they're first starting out and don't have any money or bitches to brag about?

>>213393950
corrrr look at that national park. also lmao at that yank who replied to you. they literally want to suffer even when they dont.

>>213394000
no i agreed they don't suffer if you read carefully

Death Of A Pintman

ever think your weren't conscious (an NPC) until a certain point in your life and all your memories from before then are an illusion?

Emma "Cack from Crack" Watson

pardon my bum

>>213394038
nigga I don't know

going to go and give blood today just for a reason to get out of the house

>>213393993
going over to their friends house to eat and how the dinner was really bad but they made them eat it anyways, then forgiving them for it over the phone a few days later

Business idea: Poo Woo German instead of Pee Wee Herman

any cheeky little ragamuffin man in?

>>213394090
i'm somewhere between that and an old chunk of coal

>>213393929
no they're not you loon
>>213393935
you're a nutcase

first niccy pouch of the day hits different

>>213394120
trve

this is your bum
*shows a small bumhole*
this is your bum on blacked
*shoes a gaping prolapsed bumhole*

Gimmick I wish I'd invented
>Poo smells

Gimmick I invented but everyone ignored
>muskytuppenceposting

Gimmick I did once and which inexplicably got stolen so someone could use it as an avatar whilst trolling an overly-religious butterface on her livestreams
>Visit Hull

hey siri set me a two hour timer

Brownlow Hill, 1970s and 2025

my gimmique? poo

>>213394239
why do you have those stupid buses

mac done the lot of em

bet some crazy stuff happened in the upstairs of a red bus, specially before they had cameras

>>213394261
their thoughts on octopus's garden?

>>213394000
honestly nature is overrated.

>>213394258
to fit more people on without taking up more space on the road

who is she pandering to by saying this

>>213394311
I just identified her as Nigerian

>>213394316
was it the beads?

>>213394311
she's a niger all right

>>213394261
>had somebody hitting iron pieces
>somebody
this is so disrespectful to mal wtf

>>213394320
>croats hate black people
>serbs fetishize and want to fuck them

wonder what caused this divide

*taps a broom against the ceiling of the ground floor of the bus*
hey! stop nigerian around up there!

>>213394239
Top buildings didn’t last long

>>213394338
I love black people, they should be in Africa or in Heaven

smornin :)

>>213394375
morning mate, any plans for today? :)

>over a third of pregnancies in the UK result in abortion
that is mental
how hard is it to put on a condom or pull out

listening to chromakopia

>>213394342
you won't last long
*heems you*

>>213394385
The kind of people who abort would make shit parents anyway

rorkeposting on tdpri.com

Cup of tea brewing. Had a dream about eating it out the exes fanny last night. I never enjoyed doing it and the dream portrayed it as a much nicer task than it really was.

>>213391280
why would emma, a very rich woman, spend her time hanging out with little freaks. if I was rich I simply wouldn't do that

>>213394482
Thanks for sharing with the group

go ed jez
go ed zaz

Got the Chopin on

>>213394385
Cooming inside without a condom feels far superior, and in the end, we are all just degenerate coomers

>>213394516
mental because starmer literally told the left to fuck off

how and why has twitter managed to roll out their age filter across the whole of europe

Did you sign up

>>213394311
Are the conservatives basically dead or will they just lie dormant for a while? crazy that they fucked up so bad they could end one of the oldest political parties

>>213394589
no they don't have the types of names I would vote for

>>213394589
only darkies and traitors would sign this

>>213394589
>we WILL keep the bennies
>we WILL respect the pakis
>we WILL stand for Palestine
yeah don't think this is going to go don't well in 2025 normies have chudded out

>>213394589
oh my days what are they thinking

>>213394589
bunch of pakis and a shabbos kaffir

posting from my evil incel car

>>213394642
>>213394642
>>213394642

yank edish, not a fan

janmanonamadone

well? get it made.

Quickfire Jannie kicking ass and taking names

>>213394589
Retard containment party

Oh no! Everyone, our cherished comrade
>>213394636
was just in a car accident with a good hypersexual oil tanker, please send him your prayers

>>213394733
>>213394733
>>213394733