Thread 213391964

What pet would you have if you were rich?

It has to be a rich guy pet. Like you can't just have a normal dog or a cat. You have to have a tiger or a 20ft python or a giraffe or some shit.

For me, it would be a cheetah. I would have a big track for him to run around and stuff

owning people would be neat

>>213391964 (OP)
is a free supply of meth really worth being an unhinged redneck's live-in fucktoy?

>>213393018
Yeah I would make it an AF gf, inspired of course by posts on /int/ International.

>>213391964 (OP)
I'd have a giant aquarium with sand tiger sharks, rays, huge fish and other aquatic species.
Full zoo level size.

GMOd miniature versions of lion tiger cheetah leopard and elephant

>>213391964 (OP)
A puma.

>>213393036
He visibly had an IQ of 2, it was probably a better life than most his other options.

>>213393623
With a tunnel of course.

I'm surprised this show didn't have cultural longevity. Everything about it was so funny and so American. Justice for Carole Baskin

>>213391964 (OP)
I would get one of those turtles that costs $100,000. Lions and tigers are actually pretty cheap to buy, it's feeding them and vet bills that are expensive.

buy my own island then import different animals and species onto them trying to play God and recreate the food chain

German shepherd, or a fellow filipino

>>213391964 (OP)
cheetah or lynx
but also if i had billions i would try to buy one of those former coalmines fill them with sweet water and turn it into a crawfish paradies since we have a couple who are on the redlist due invading species and a parasite killing them ( they taste as good as the american one but are not cannibalistic like it)

>>213391964 (OP)
Free up all the Elefrens from dalit hindu temples across jeetland and give them a sanctuary or something to retire to