Join the Army. See the world

It's a dog's life in the modern army

>>213392181 (OP)
im good

the world aka iran

>>213392181 (OP)
I got to see east asia, the middle east, and europe

Go to college. Get laid instead.

>>213392181 (OP)
Save Ukraine, Defeat Russia.

serve your term and you will get a nice retirement boost

>>213392339
>>213392362
this
>>213392389
based

>>213392181 (OP)
it's join the Navy see the world

>>213392555
In the Navy, we can wear Sailor uniforms.

Join the Army. Get your legs blown off for Israel.

Americans are so lucky though they can live on a base in Japan!

>>213392362
I went to college. Didn't get laid. Now I have a degree that I will never use.

>>213392793
The American Army in Okinawa

>>213392820
Skill issue

I should've joined the Air Force. I had the ASVAB score for it

>>213392181 (OP)
>a whole 1500-2000 USD a month after 20 years of messing your legs and back up
>not even enough to cover rent in most places

>>213392621
Whomst?

>>213392953
Meanwhile, a black female 42A is getting payments for a 100% disability rating.

>>213392953
retard

>>213392953
This is why you commission if you plan on doing the full 20

>>213392982
>see i was readin deym papers.. then i don got biye poluh disordah... yfeel me?
>>213392996
where can an old person live off 4k a month?

why don't burger neets just sign up.

i’m going to in the next few months as a 25 year old unc

>>213393092
i hope as an officer

Zogged astro turfed fake thread, fuck of Gonzales not joining the idf

>see the world
>"world" is sandbox

>>213393175
I actually went to the Philippines 3 times while in the Navy

>>213393110
no i’m too retarded for that. i hope to drive the truck

>>213393251
You really are stupid but at least you recognize it.

>>213393251
Your city is guaranteed hiring bus drivers. Easy to get in and get a CDL for free.

>>213393251
Lol I never seen this sped looking truck before

>>213392982
Wait, you can join up with the military, fart around on military bases for a couple of years, then make a spurious disability claim and live out the rest of your life on easy street? Where do I sign?

>>213392837
They're literally me

>>213393329
i don’t want to be a bus driver. i can drive this truck for three years and get a GI bill

>>213393377
i know 5 people that did this and they openly even say they just faked their disabilities etc. they dont see how it's bad or wrong

>>213393379
Which one you are?

>>213393399
Would they even let me in if I'm autistic? From what I've heard it's an instant 4-F.

>>213393377
You pay zero property tax if you get 100% disability as well.

>>213393461
all 5 people i met were retarded but theres no harm in trying

>>213392965
Rin Higurashi

the German military is finally seeing increasing enlistment numbers too
they're doing a lot of advertisements and I think it also has to do with the worsening economic situation which makes the military relatively more attractive
the planned military size in the mid-term future is 260.000 active soldiers + 200.000 reservists, as of now it's more like 180.000 active + 20.000 reservists
I wonder if the envisioned personnel number will be achievable without a reintroduction of conscription

>free travel to the world
>good pay
>free college
americans can't suffer

>>213396129
I heard that lots of hajis treat german military as a free training camp before jihad.

>>213396213
Korean student can't swim because Korean school has no swimming pool, so Korean learns how to swim in the army.

>>213396437
KEK

>>213396437
would be new to me. I assume some PiS-related "news" outlet spreads such "information" in Poland.

>Nip flag comes out of nowhere bashing Korea despite having no mentions

Kek. Talk about rent-free amirite

>>213396528
>Nip flag comes out of nowhere bashing Korea despite having no mentions

Korean flag appeared and wrote about American army.

>>213392181 (OP)
You can bang Korean and japanese women or European women

>>213392262

>>213396437
Poles and misinformation, name a more iconic duo. I heard Polish women are popular at brothels, too. No, hajis can't even be in the German army due to a very simple rule: you need to be a German citizen to even join the army as a grunt. The most rabid Muslims in Germany are either refugees or residents, not citizens. Turks are the only significant Muslim diaspora with German passports and they are more or less secular. Hell, I have heard from a former Bundeswehr volunteer that if anybody is overrepresented in the military it's the Russian Germans, must be because many could get passports relatively quickly and couldn't transfer their old careers to Germany. Not a lot of German citizens desperate enough to join it, makes me wonder why they did not open it to EU citizens yet.

>>213392837
>>213393435
Mate I can't read that shit.

>>213397231
.... Read???

>>213392181 (OP)
>With your track records of ending wars
& shitty Softwares?
No thanks.

Take away the 1st,2nd and 5th Amedmants
and you wont be saying the same.

>>213396947
Doubtful - Your already ruining Nippon
and Europe dont wanna date you. Enless you want

As a thirdie it will never cease to amaze me at the amount of free opportunities firsties have.

>>213392555
>>213392621
Join the Navy; be the Army.

>>213392181 (OP)
Man amerimutt uniforms are ugly. Too bad we're copying them too like the retarded monkeys we are.

>>213401431
what does romania need a military for? are you going to invade england because the scrap yards there are tightening security?

>>213396129
They could not find a single brown guy in the entire zog military for that picture

>>213393092
Joining ICE makes more sense since there is a 50K signing bonus and you have the freedom to quit your ICE job without any dishonorable discharge. ICE also gets access to fancy military or SWAT gear

>>213401463
Well it's because the retarded puppets in charge decided to arm and fund ukraine so now russia is mad at us so now the said retarded puppets are pointing at russia saying: they're going to attack us if we don't buy amerimutt wunderwaffe.

>>213401624
I actually deliberately chose one with only whites to avoid retard comments like yours, but you managed to seethe anyway
good job gyppo, eastern europe is proud of you