Secretarybird edition.

previous: >>213391260

>>213392665
Spinny if i ever posted shoulder day pics

>>213392677 (OP)
>AI is still underdeveloped
>Corpo niggas be like: YUP this could replace humans

ate a LOT of food today

So are piers and docks big?

my neighbor's stupid fucking dog won't SHUT THE FUCK UP. been barking for hours.

>>213392694
I piered in your mother's dock

I am not a happy camper

>>213392649
>>213392662
>>213392673
Thanks

>>213392653
Yeah, they're large here at least, but don't have intuition for it in English.

What's a jetty then? I have zero intuition for that word.

>>213392708
fock a dock

>>213392692
China has self driving electric tractors powered by AI...

almost forgot to make my mortgage payment.

sex

Gonna start the first season of man in the high castle ive been wanting to watch it
Its been like 10 years geez

>>213392695
kill it!

>>213392715
>jetty
never heard that in my life, do you mean a boardwalk? What are you talking about?

>>213392725
set that shit on autopay, tf?

>>213392719
>muh CHAY NAH

Sun Kil Moon is the best band ever

>>213392739
Mexico is the new china

>>213392737
Trying to translate a Swedish word. Jetty comes up, but seems most people say dock.

>>213392760
I thought piers were longer/bigger

>>213392715
I always think of things like this when i think of a jetty but maybe it is a breakwater?

>>213392769
Seems jettys tend to be long at least going on Google Images.

>>213392715
There aren't hard-and-fast rules, but most piers are significantly elevated and primarily for foot traffic (not boat traffic, if you're familiar with the term "boardwalk" this is what most piers are), while most docks are closer to the water line and for access to boats. Pic related, this is Santa Monica Pier which is a popular tourist spot in Los Angeles. It's elevated maybe 30 feet above the water line, regardless of when the tide is in or out. There are similar tourist attractions up and down both coasts such as Atlantic City in New Jersey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klJCq4sRFmA

>>213392806
>this is Santa Monica Pier which is a popular tourist spot in Los Angeles
Umm actually it's in Santa Monica

>>213392792
The thing you originally posted doesn’t apply to any of these, but it could be informative for what the plesionyms mean

>>213392768
Yeah, looks that way on Google Images, but don't know if it's a requirement.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qPjZaUWEcE

>>213392806
Would it still be called a dock if it's for boats to dock at but really long?

>>213392792
>>213392821
Docks would generally fall into the “extending out from shore” row, but the one you posted was a floating dock, not built on piles (wooden poles driven into the mud), nor on fill (a mound of rocks or whatever). Perhaps “dock” is a more generic or umbrella term.

>Santa Monica
Heres a tip if you're sperg and plan to visit there. If you walk towards south towards venice beach everyone will be an asshole, but if you walk north towards malibu everyone is actually chill

fucking bought the wrong kind of fucking mozzarella fucken hell

Yeah I'm going to eat your butt, so what?

business idea: buttered crackers

jason SEETHING
https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/5412545-rahm-emanuel-transgender-controversy

>>213392863
Are you saying that people are generally assholes in Venice Beach and generally nice in Malibu, or that people are assholes to people seen to be going to Venice Beach, and nice to people seen to be going to Malibu.

>>213392818
Technically true, albeit pedantic. Los Angeles city/county/neighborhood/etc borders are all kinds of fucked up but it's all in the same metro area, like how none of South LA is "technically" within the city limits but the city wanted to claim the largest port on the west coast as being in its own borders so they have a tiny strip of land several miles long to link downtown to the south bay.

holy fuck hahahahha the establishment "right wing" is literally scared shitless of Feuntes, they're trying to bad jacket him and trying to co-opt the rising authentic anti-jews sentiment in the right wing

>>213392854
Yeah, was just thinking the same thing. Some kind of fallback. Thanks for the image.

>>213392891
Venice beach gets crowded, the people walk slow, and you encounter shitty people in general. If you walk north past the pier it's much emptier, the people stay out of your way and are usually nicer.

listening to disturbed.

Ive drank a lot of happy juice tonight almost done with the bottle
Wjy can't I get happy without the juice ?

>>213392943
Dopamine ain't free

i gotta shit

>>213392852
Yes

>>213392935
What do you think of the area around the Crypto.com Arena

The bird population is declining
Things are only going to get worse and worse

>>213392863
There's not really anything to walk north "to" from Santa Monica, from there you're walking parallel to the Pacific Coast Highway and parking lots until you run out of sidewalk near Pacific Palisades.
>>213392891
Venice is where yuppies and millionaires go to look and act like beach bums. Lots of Eurotrash as well.

Name a single thing in life that's free. Inb4 "love" that shit isn't free

>>213393000
This *kisses you*

>>213393000
*rapes you*

>>213393000
>Name a single thing in life that's free
touching your penis

>>213393004
*Slices your faggot face off with my pocket knife*

>>213392858
recently played this for the first time, i'm not sure i've ever played anything that felt so european. my first playthrough was with maxing out physical stats and neolib dialog options.

>>213392968
Its cool, its the only part of los angeles that feels like an actual metropolis instead of a neighborhood.with a freeway by the side

>>213393028
It was pretentious shit. Only tranny redditors like that game

>>213393000
sunshine and singing birds and feeling of the grass between your toes

yah Im drunk., got a problem with that?

N

>Connection error

>>213393038
jason must love it then!

A lot of the free stuff is actually really expensive, but people or businesses are forced to give it away due to regulations. I recently heard that paper towel dispensers in public bathrooms go through something like $10k/yr worth of paper towel on average, but a lot of governments require businesses to have public bathrooms (at least for clients) for public health reasons to prevent designated shitting street scenarios, allow restaurant customers to wash their hands before eating, etc

>>213393000
Hard times

Its really so hard to take asian men seriously as threatening lol
Impossible really

>>213393038
it's regularly on steam for under $5, if that gets me a few hours of entertainment it's already a good deal.

>>213393065
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_Tech_shooting

im gonna rape you

that's not very nice

there's something very sexual about hardcore gay anal sex but i can't quite put my finger on it...

youre gonna need adult diapers after im done with you

there's something very fishy about fish

I have dignity. I have inherent worth. I am a real human being. And all the other lies I tell myself

a real human bean

and a real hero

Don't worry anons. It's all gonna be alright.

i’m so tired of the discourse around sidney sweeney and that zipperhead office girl and other flavor of the month twitter darlings. total omgsisa cultural victory has gripped this board

LOVING YOU IS JUST LIKE SIPPIN ON STRAIGHT SYRUP, SUGAR, STICKY, SODA
COVER ME IN CANDY I'M SO LUCKY THAT I GET TO KNOW YA

Guys I really hope I don't fumble this with the anprim latina....

I’m stone cold incel

Now that Canada has lost the respect it had for it (reason: recognizing the rubbish that is Palestine)

Is there any state in the US that I think is pro-Israel and supports the Jews?

watching porn

>>213393165
I genuinely have no idea what most of this post means. I don't use twitter. I saw some headline about sweeney, who u also have no idea who she is, but didn't bother to read it
Just stop paying attention

>>213393188
I JERKED OFF. I JERKED OFF AGAIN. 3 JERKS. 4 JERKS. 5 JERKS. 6 JERKS. 7 JERKS. THEN I EDGED

>>213392884
Think it's been done

>>213393201
America's relationship with Israel is kind of funny because you'll find tons of Christians who support the state of Israel but don't really care for Jewish people.

>>213393219
my fellow outer /int/ enthusiasts know

odds i smoke some niggerlicious dank nugs
evens i don't smoke any nugs

>>213393230
Well, I do like Jews.
It's sad to see Canada (a country I used to have some respect for) recognize a garbage dump like Palestine.

>>213393260
why do you even give a shit? It's completely irrelevant for you

>>213393219

>>213393201
>>213393260
What's your game here, Shlomo? Why the Costa Rican VPN?

Crumbl cookie is like $15 for 3 cookies

>>213393305
How about Crumblr

>>213393305
if they were michelin star i could maybe justify a $5 cookie, but Crumbl cookies are just slop.

>>213393285
Because I am pro-Israel

Just as I am pro-Ukraine right now

Putin and Palestine can go to hell

yknow i know it's the uninformed politically correct position to hate israel, but they do have a right to defend themselves

If you are reading this, you are in a coma. The doctors believe you may not be conscience. If you don't send me one Bitcoin, they will pull the plug!

the cost of living crisis has made it impossible to move out of the decaying flyover shithole i live in
thinking about killing myself, i'd rather be dead than stuck in hicksville for the rest of my life

>>213393303
Simply put, I am in favor of the Jews and I support Israel.

>>213393330
if you kill yourself in hicksville you still spent the rest of your life in hicksville stupid

>>213393305
>>213393316
They’re $32 for 4 cookies at Levain in NY

>>213393303
Isn’t there a sect of Jews who got caught with child rape dungeons in Costa Rica? Or was that another Central American country

we live in a grim world buds

I also still don't know what labubus are and refuse to look it up. Don't care nkt going to waste time

>>213392748
He made Modest Mouse tolerable

>>213393319
If you had to choose between a peaceful and prosperous Costa Rica or the survival of Israel, what would you choose?

>>213393370
Oh hell yeah I love Grimms' Fairy Tales, I'm a Rumpelstiltskin chad myself. What is your favorite fairy tale?

>>213393370

>>213392748
>>213393378
For me?
https://youtu.be/U7FSpurLkvE

the scream i scrumpt

>>213393373
Pretty sure it's just gen z beanie babies

>>213393390
>The survival of Israel and survival of the jews

The country is already in very pretty bad shape in some ways right now.

matcha destruction of israel labubu

drinking milk

>>213393319
>pro-Israel
>pro-Ukraine
>muh Putin bad

sometimes i miss being a neet but life passing me by was always a depressing feeling

>>213393434
but what about dubai chocolate

>>213393440
Well, yes,
I'm also in favor of Ukraine,

that's why I stopped playing Tetris.

I WANNA ROCK

>>213393427
You'd really choose a country over 7000 miles away from you than you're own people? If you aren't a VPN kike you might be the saddest person ever

i stand with israel and ukraine

>>213393484
based

i don't stand with anyone, i'm sitting down

Episode's over
Chess is back on the tv

>>213393474
Well, my answer is yes.
I prefer the well-being of Israel and prosperity for the Jews

>>213393492
Damn bitch do you sleep?

>>213393484
israel and ukraine superiors
Palestine and Russia inferiors

>>213393503
It's 8:30 am

>>213393522
on a saturday? no sleeping in?
madlad.

>>213393522
She just needs some dick and she'll be normal

A lot of mossad operatives on tonight. Take a break on me

Thinkin about jorkin my peanits
But i wanna not, and save up a big cum for gfberg

are crocs still fashionable these days or nah

>>213393546
Everything that was dorky or taboo fashion for millennials is now avant garde and cool

I miss my hoe phase
Its friday night and i dont have a bitch bouncing on my shit

what’s the pope’s favorite animal?

>>213393406
His songs are so indistinguishable from one another. He should've just made a punk band

>>213393587
i only asked cause I’m heard he’s a cat-holic!

>>213393587
a bear

The hunt is the peak of biological life. The thrill of defeating another creature. The peak of life is in the sense of conqueinrg or destroying some other thing.
Or something

>>213393608
>bla bla bla i’m a sociopath who enjoys killing defenseless creatures
shut up and hunt something that can actually fight back as your equal

>>213393608
The Mongols considered the peak to be throwing another group of men's women over their horses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OlsxupmdcY

you guys suck stop putting tariffs on us just because we want israel wiped off the map
the man RAPED KIDS WITH JEWS

>>213393626
That’s called murder

>>213393587
seagulls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhYXrV4WD_8&pp=ygUQc2VhZ3VsbHMgdmF0aWNhbg%3D%3D

look at the state of family today; girls are having sex at younger ages, there's an increase in absentee fathers and more and more people are having affairs
But enough about the good things

Wanna watxh 10000 bc

Currently11,695 days days old

>>213393649
that implies that i view that guy as a human being. it be more fitting for him to kill a chimp, given how barbarian and immoral he is

>>213393522
Americans really are cooked. I don't know if the people in charge at American Eagle are fascists or not (they probably are), but generating controversy and outrage has been the fashion industry's MO since the beginning of time. They know that social media-addled zoomers love nothing more than shouting into the void when something rattles them during one of their hourly doomscrolling sessions.

>>213393670
>girls are having sex at younger ages,
That's cause they mature and ripen young these days due to all kinds of hormonal disruptors and crap in the environment

Very sick
Sinuses are stuffed
The shower is the only place I feel comfortable
Is 2 hot showers too many for one night?

>>213393677
>they probably are
Stopped reading there

>>213393684
lack of marriage you mean

Ive had an entire bottle of wine but don't feel drunk at all
Perhaps it's time to crack open a beer?

>>213393695
did you throw up yet

>>213393720
I'm not nauseous, luckily

>>213393677
>I don't know if the people in charge at American Eagle are fascists or not (they probably are)
The founding brothers are named Jerry and Mark Silverman. They’re Jews.

>>213393734
Why are Jews so good at making money?

>>213393728
i threw up yesterday but luckily my stomach aches are over i just feel weak now

>>213393743
Sorry to hear that, but I'm glad the worst of it is over for you

>>213393742
>make it illegal for white people to organize amongst themselves and help each other out (erm that’s a civil rights violation!)
>jews constantly organize amongst themselves and help each other out
An organized minority always outcompetes the disorganized mass

last year i was feeling sick and browsing /cum/ some guy uploaded a webm of a fent addict picking at their rotten head/exposed brain and it made me vomit

>>213393699
Hugo Boss made uniforms for the SS. Lots of US companies collaborated with Nazi Germany, actually.
>>213393734
Jews can be fascists, see: State of Israel

>>213393675
so you were born on july 25th, 1993?

>>213393754
thanks i hope your suffering comes to an end soon and you can pass on peacefully

humanity will never go extinct, we will discover ways to hop universes or perhaps even dimensions given the amount of time we have

>>213393708
Join us

>>213393762
The only internet video to make me actually gag was some Japanese smegma porn

Under the influece of 20mg thc

>>213393546
They are at peak popularity. I am seeing them everywhere this summer.

>>213393546
They are cool now

>>213393767
July 26th

>>213393774
Hey than- wait a minute...

>>213393546
fashionable only among trashy walshart shopping hillbillies

>ultimate goyslop shoe made of foam is at maximum popularity!
>I’m seeing them everywhere!
Recession signal…

>>213393816
No, hot college bitches and frat boys wear them too

>>213393811
go to the light

>>213393821
I don't think that's it. Ugg slip on things were extremely popular last fall and those are expensive.

>>213393822
nurses wear crocs too
i was thinking about getting a pair for my retail job where i'm doing a lot of walking every day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi496W_fO6I

i-

I hate women

>it's 51 in August
It was literally like 90 2 days ago

>>213393765
>Hugo Boss made uniforms for the SS
Ok but we're not talking about Hugo Boss, and nazi germany no longer exists. So none of that shows American Eagle to be fascist . They may be evil in their own way I have no idea how the company operates,but the word fascist has a specific meaning. It's not just something to be used against anything you vaguely dislike

>>213393886
me too except my mom, sisters, and gf

bruh i think i might actually be gay wtf

>>213393910
still in the 90s for me in this miserable swamp luckily theres supposedly rain on the way

I'm still burning in the 80's. Just go down in temp already.

dont wish to live anymore. i hate this world

i get crazy hallucinations and nightmares when i take nyquil

omg no way darksiders 4 bros haha

>>213394002
Damn. I've gotten high off dxm a few times and now i feel like if still hits me pretty hard if I take just a regular amount. What do you see?

>>213394024
Everytime I see Darksiders mentioned, I think for a second that it's dark stalkers

>trying to type experience auto complete suggests sexperience and sexo
My phone knows me so well

>>213392677 (OP)
Oh that's Kiff's principal

>>213394024
>>213394061
For me, it’s that clip from some old reality TV show with a lunatic woman screaming about how everything is so dark sided

>>213394002
how much do you need to take for that to happen?

I usually just take the recommended dose and combine it with a few drinks of alcohol; it doesn't cause hallucinations or anything of the sort, but it makes me sleep like a fucking baby.

>>213393979
What if a new game comes out

>>213394037
i hallucinated that there was a demon preacher in my room standing right near my bed it felt so real he was preaching in a deep satanic voice and looked like pazuzu from the exorcist

>>213394097
Bruh, think about your organs

>>213394113
What did he say

>>213394097
1 or 2 table spoons but one time i took 2 and i woke up feeling strange and shaking badly

UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF 20MG THC

>>213394123
"Traps aren't gay."

>>213394134
I'm under the influence of half a joint of weed

Heard you the first time

>>213394148
Huh?

Didnt win the 168 millions lottery draw yesterday

>>213394123
i dont remember it was 2 years ago also one time i woke up hallucinating biblical proverbs on my wall

>>213394148
you cant hear people through a screen retarded nigger

>>213394161
I have an inner monolog so I hear all your posts in my head

>>213394115
>organs
The only organberg that complains is my liver

>>213394167
you head is not a screen. Also, I have an inner monologue too but my ex didnt. She was weird with no sense of morality

>>213394158
You should have wrote it down, he was probably saying some deep shit from your unconscious

China is such a beautiful country and Chinese women are so pretty and attractive!

>>213394182
>my ex
normoid scum

Im just a worthless shitskin
A nothing having ass losing ass sandnigger shitskin

I worked at Blizzard for 7 years

>>213394203
I am a failed normie

>>213394207
At least you're honest

>>213394191
yeah i really regret not writing them down

>>213394170
That's a very important organ. You only have one! Be nice to it

>>213394182
>you head is not a screen
>Normie doesn't understand metaphors

>>213394207
There are a million other Arabs in France that are much bigger pieces of shit than you

>>213394207
:(
And I am lonely

>>213394207
This is what I read every time I see a post with a French flag

You only have one penis that's not going to stop me from jerking it dry.
You only have one of something better use it to to its maximum

I should be set on fire rn

>>213394238
thats not true

>>213394260
You would regret this
It is extremely painful

>>213394260
That would hurt

>>213394260
self immolate for palestine

>>213394257
You have to impregnate thousands of women like ghengis khan to use your penis at its maximum potential

>>213394260
Killing in the name of

when i was home schooled and deep into isolation i started to forget my own name

>>213394227
I drink so much that I'm pretty sure my liver is toast anyways

>>213394299
You could always stop

Stand up! Those who are unwilling to become slaves!

I don't know the first thing about coding
Not an inkling

>>213394299
What do you listen to when you drink?

>>213394273
Ghengis Khan had the luxury of mass rape. In the shit stain that is the 21st century the closest you can get is prostitutes but you can't really impregnate them
I guess in Africa you could prob get away with rape

>>213394334
Mostly Melodic Death Metal and Melodic Black Metal. Why do you ask?

>>213394377
I don't know

just rewatched the dark knight (through clips on youtube)
great film that

you hate me because of the color of my skin

Back on the bathroom floor, this time in a different house

>>213394427
holy comferoly

Thinking about this old /v/ post about an anon who fell on love with a little girl character in Fallout 3 and drank her pee in game

>>213394427
why are you on the floor? also ewww

>>213394434
It is
>>213394443
It's meditative

>>213394427
why are you there

>>213394427
brian?

>>213394448
Relaxing. I'm sick and laying on a flat, hard surface is calming. I do it when I'm hungover or drunk too, or sometimes just for fun.
This bathroom doesn't have a toilet actually, it's just a shower
>>213394460
I'm attracted to women

Cartoon pussy

>God creates sexual desire
>God punishes you for indulging in said sexual desire
i dont get it

Ran out of beer

>>213394491
life is one big test o algo

>>213394491
Ancient peoples got married at like 12. So you could indulge away ...

>>213394479
looks cozy

>>213394491
Prostitution is morally okay

>>213394479
interesting design, do you know what year the house was built?

>>213394514
It's the coziest. Nice and warm in here too
>>213394526
50s or 60s

i love going to someones house during a party and falling asleep on their couch

>>213394511
>God creates test
>God creates rulebook
>God grades your answers
???

>>213394542
For me, it's puking all over their bathroom

>>213394542
fricking normie haha just kidding i've been there too a long time ago

>>213394543
what are you trying to say
yeah if god exists then he's god and he can do whatever he wants

we all know god isn't real

You people don't understand
There's no beer in this house now

>>213394586
It's 3 am

>>213394563
>God creates test which he uses at the end of times to judge you
>God creates desires
>God judges your response on the desires he created

Why does God test me? Why doesn't God instead spawn a beautiful woman sucking my dick?
He could do it at the snap of his fingers

>>213394595
It's Saturday

>>213394617
That's stupid and unfair

>>213394617
desires come from man's original sin by eating the forbidden fruit

>>213394630
A /cum/ christian apologist needs to explain right now!

>>213394629
Tru

>>213394624
if you pass the test you could easily get a beautiful woman on your dick. but since you have free will you have decided to fumble it with women instead of passing the test

>>213394648
i did not eat the forbidden fruit thoever

should i have the second bag of beef jerky as a quick late night snack before bed?

evens yes
odds no

>>213394665
>>>/his/

>>213394671
NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Been listening to those albums of Mufasa ass African chanting and guitar, it's good but it feels corny

why did he have to keep moving, bros?

>>213394649
Uhm God acts in mysterious ways or something

>>213394687
we was kino before he made it big

>>213394703
you're not a real christian apologist, you're a seething hellbound sinner

gonna fart up a storm real soon

>>213394739
nigga u ever had a brapgasm? quite wonderful

Why are there so many niggers in this shit hole

>>213394803
georgia and alabama keeps sending their trash here

should i eat the beef jerky i deserve a second chance

evens yes
odds no

>>213394836
Not good to eat befor ebes

>>213394849
whats ebes

its friday night where tf is everyone wake the fuck up folks

>>213394937
It's time for bed

>>213394939
i thought we were gonna rock all night long together wtf

so many fake ass /cum/mers in this thread rather sleep than post

N

>my current job is a stripper
grim

>>213394491
It's meant to be used in proper function which is marriage

>>213395007
God should've made the penis intelligent. Only activate when married otherwise remain dormant

Kinda want to masturbate my dick but it seems improper in my childhood home

Drumpf

>>213395050
when i first discovered masturbaiting i went over to my grandparents house and jerked off in their spare bedroom i felt so dirty

New
>>213395088
>>213395088