Thread 213394733

mal evans

>>213394733 (OP)
I prefer the /brit/ thread to have a UK flag on it desu

silly cunts silly cunts silly silly silly
silly faggy janny

>>213394733 (OP)
And who praytel is this specimen?

this is not the one we wanted

>>213394759
mal evans
<3

Heading out to get my shit from the exes in a little while.
I sure hope there isn't any bullshit about to occur like all my shit smashed etc.
Don't need any drama or tomfoolery, that's one of the reasons it's over

went to a wedding yesterday and I guess noone bothered to tell me we were coordinating colours

having a little dance
a little song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfBy_oViDJk

Sir ball scratcher
Sir hand sniffer

wish i was dead

>>213394831
not enough information in this post
what was everyone wearing and what did you turn up in?

>>213394859
theres an app for that

She has good genes

>>213394859
why chum?

>>213394831
Weddings are shit, especially if you are going solo.
As long as you weren't dressed too flashy, better than the groom, or wearing white you should be good.
Also as long as you didn't get too drunk and make a scene etc

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>>213394890
didn't need to see that

>>213394865
err'one (at least the men) was wearing like creamy white shirts but I was in a sandy brown one. they didn't say they had decided beforehand but it was obvious

>>213394890
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>213394899
Yes you did it's why I linked it here

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>>213394876
wasn't so bad I sat at the kids table

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>>213394900
ah well that's not so bad as long as it was a light brown

>>213394938
them ones they use as shepherd dogs

>>213394900
Was your brown shirt under a suit jacket at least?
If they were all at the ceremony+meal and you were just at the dance after etc then yeah it was probably arranged for all the best people to have a dress code.
The plebs who are just at the dance after, like myself, just show up in whatever and don't know most people so it doesn't matter

>>213394938
English bulldog. Love them so much. Mine died a couple years ago now.

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>213394900
pressed enter before I finished my reply sorry I was going to ask was the wedding nice? did you have a good time besides the shirt situation?

>>213394953
I don't own a jacket

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>213394870
I hate her, I hope her career dies.

>>213394932
Haha, so long as you didn't come off as a nonce
>>213394938
Used to always want a Jack Russel like Milo from the mask with Jim Carey

woah... they're just like us...

The only reason the anglos subjugated us celtics is because their anglo-norman nobility class sided with the Jewish banking class elites

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>213394969
it was meh. I've been to better. banter was a bit dead. and most of the people knew each other beforehand so I was a little out of the conversation.
I did have a good time talking to one of the neighbours who they invited.

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>213394938
it's hard to choose but I'm very fond of chihuahuas (deer head) because I knew one who was particularly sweet and lovely

>>213394993
that boat has sailed

>>213394978
You need to get yourself a basic suit from slaters suits my night.
Every man needs 1 suit, black, with a white shirt and black or grey tie.
Slaters will tailor the suit to your measurements after you pick the style you like. Will cost like 100 quid but it will do you every wedding, funeral, job interview you have until it no longer fits

whats the deal with tennis ball cans

>>213395011
well that's good at least it was somewhat pleasant

>>213394996
leftypol dazed and confused at this

get me fed
get me shagged

Everything that is happening to North America and the UK is deserved sadly the Celtic nations and the Celtic diaspora are being caught in the crossfire

They should just pay parents like $1000 dollars if theyre willing to get their children sterilized at birth.

>>213395035
I have shirts, trousers, ties, waistcoats. but never got round to buying a jacket

oh you're woke

wap wap pullup skrr reverse

fucking hell ive left my vpn on after the wank

jaja hallo mein frends i am le dutch and i make ze wooden shoes for a living and shove chocolate up mein arse in a windmill

Anyone else ever shit outside like a dog because their toilet wasn't working

>>213395037
They smell absolutely peng

>>213395070
I'm woke. Feel like the last sane person in a sea of people who have lost their mind. Like people just stopped caring about other people and just turned into complete monsters. It's unironically super scary and has kinda destroyed my mental health.

You guys ever pan fry crumpets in butter?

Cody's theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhI9Ke6g4ig

>>213395090
no but I have shat myself

>>213395116
they smell absolutely peng

>>213395090
when i was a kid we took a raft up to some rich peoples private island to hang out on their beach. I ended up burying it on the beach.

>>213395144
how did epstein feel about this?

Darling, hold my hand

just noticed I've got a protein shaker bottle in my bedroom that I haven't washed in months

>>213395002
damn did he kill osama bin laden?

>>213394938
Labradors are cool

>>213395199
do not open

>>213395257
hmmmm yes
very innteresting

obsessed with morrissey saying ‘it takes strength to be gentle and kind’ but having one of the top 10 hateful spirits out there

>>213395257
Didn't Galloway already try mobilising the paki?

>>213395257
mad how from only reading the names at the bottom + the phrase "injustice [...] abroad" I know everything I need to know about this party, and everything there ever will be to know

>>213395306
disagree

>>213395257
omds what is corbz doin

>>213395306
Actually that is logically consistent. It does take strength, it's not easy. Therefore, he fails. Also I disagree with your 'hateful spirit' thing. Not because you're wrong, but because it makes me feel bad because I enjoy his music.

Got toil in 7 minutes and just woke up. Already gonna be late so what's the point rushing

>>213395324
great contribution

>>213395257
The Ummah party

>>213395257
And what of LGBT rights?

>>213395358
it not right to work on a weekend
if a man can't relax then what are all the cans for?

nth for the holodem

morrissey is not hateful he is a very loving person

>>213395417
What's your take on Nimi's latest lore drop

>>213395257
Retard containment party

>>213395358
To be less late. The more late you are the worse it looks

Just remembered the film Nightcrawler

My life has become a bit like the film

>>213395526
good fillum that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0bmJlrhRg4

why is coinbase having a go at us. how does this even advertise their product?

>>213395526
Lou Bloom had sex though

>>213395597
he basically raped an old woman though

>>213395592
it's a monty python reference

>>213395597
I am also pursuing an older woman or two for the purposes of sex

>>213395592
They've absolutely done us there

>>213395616
but how does it encourage people to buy bitcoin

>>213395592
they're probably annoyed at being regulated out the arse

>>213395640
it doesn't make sense, it's a monty python reference

>>213395257
A conflict between a few million people in a small area has been globalized to such an extent. Bizarre reality.

>>213395616
how? it's just meant to be like oliver or some other musical like that

Monty python isn't funny

specifically it sounds like it was inspired by the song consider yourself from oliver

>>213395671
jews got too cocky, as always
global holocaust incoming

>>213395592
I guess they're saying "if you're struggling with your finances why not invest in crypto so there's a small chance you'll get big money"

Neglecting to mention the chances of losing your money of course

Who should the holy land belong to?
Jew: Jews
Muslims: Muslims
Christians: Jews

Bit weird

>>213395696
Fr?

>>213395692
not since terry jones died no :(

In my career in law I've helped two paedophiles walk free

>>213395705
yea

bacon toastie for me my lad

What job should I get if I hate interacting with people?

>>213395712
would unironically kill you if i could

>>213395724
Criminal

>>213395724
machine operator

>>213395696
yeah in just 2 more weeks is it?

>>213395724
sex arse mold model

>>213395724
Lighthouse keeper

>>213395592
Did the UK ban coinbase or something? Online Safety Act should censor this.

>>213395744
they'll be harrassed and attacked everywhere in the west
the holocaust defense doesn't work anymore

Might commute to the McDonalds concern for a breakfast sandwich

mad how

mental that

can’t remember when i signed myself up for weekend toil yet here i am SUFFERING through the consequences

>>213395768
kek and then you woke up

>>213395853
already happening, buddy

>>213395757
Why are you such a bloody drongo mate

Why does it feel impossible to get a good entry-level job

>>213395696
And when do you plan to leave your smelly bedroom, Rorque?

>>213395941
nice try, shlomo
been living in my own gamer funk so long i'm basically immune to gas
are you?
yea, thought so

>>213395934
AI replaced something like 60% of all entry level jobs.

>>213395934
just apply to a supermarket lad, they take anyone (including NEETs)

if you are able to attend the interview on time you will get the job

/brit/ becomes good again when you filter the aussie and canadian flags (they're literally bots)

>>213396023
Already work in retail
I'm trying to get a job with a good career and pay prospects, I've even been studying on the side but it feels pointless

>>213395724
if you want easy access get a night shift care/support worker job most of them will be sleeping and you'll spend your time alone

>>213395457
While I'm happy for her personally leave she should've left that out of her vtubing personality, it's not the place to announce a marriage announcement. If at all do it on your personal twitter account or like most other married Vtubers keep that on a low down. It ruins the keyfabe

She left her fans exposed to fans taking the piss out of them. There's a HoloEN generation 5 candidate Kitanya "John Vtuber" taking the piss out of the "lore drop" and shondo's friendship crew laughing at it

It's also seemingly strained relations with Dooby and Saba. Since the announcement Dooby's unfollowed Nimi and Saba hasn't mentioned her once on stream. Saba was always dropping Nimi Dooby and Nimi mentions prior

It's hard to watch her these days after them fumble but I stop consider myself a fan tho bitteringly

>>213396063
Kys

I want to smell Emma Watson's poots fresh from her bum.

>>213396038
It is pointless because nobody hires on merit or capability or intelligence. We just signed a trade deal with India last week that gave indian immigrants tax free status, so they wont need to pay national insurance, which in turn means the employer wont need to either. So they will always hire indians over you.

>>213396035
what do you have against brucies? they're not spamming filth

>>213396038
ah right

yeah if you want a job that treats you like a human and pays an actual salary you need a degree. That's just how it is I'm afraid.

>>213396087
Yeah they are. The one singular aussie on here is a profoundly mentally ill poo freak and i refuse to countenance the possibility hes human

>>213396082
epic
>>213396101
epic

>>213396035
Filter the French incel too

>whole entire board dedicated to vtubers
>choose to post it here
fuck off

>>213396104
never noticed
>>213396111
oi!

Secret footage inside migrant hotel reveals buffet style canteen

>>213396063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_ykW5H2HEg

Married or ficorb Vtuber with kids btw and no "little lore drops"

>>213396074
Untwist your knickers dumb bih

>>213396101
thought degrees were useless
that's what people always say

>>213396155
Or divorced*

morning lads. what's the plan today?

GAZA IS STARVING AND WHAT ARE THE “MEN” OF /BRIT/ DOING ABOUT IT???

>>213396191
toiling me

>>213396159
they are. I didn't mean you need the material in your degree to perform the jobs mentioned.

I mean you won't be considered for those jobs without a degree, useless as it is.

>>213395724
lorry driver

>>213396191
squattoil then shoppingtoil then postingtoil then bedtoil

toil on the morrow (toiltoil)

>>213396202
reckon i’ll just send my thoughts and prayers

is it true that most of you dirty bastards don't have a bidet at home? disgusting

nothing to do with me is it

>>213396239
>bidet
brown rat like behaviour

>>213396227
>squattoil then shoppingtoil
your boyfriend's a lucky man haha

>>213396187
Yes, and?

>>213396202
why are you pretending to care about the gaza conflict?

and why are you putting the word Men in quotes?

and why all the upper case letters?

what are YOU doing about it?

fuck you

>>213396239
If it were that disgusting then you'd be able to tell without asking. Since you're having to ask, evidently it is not.

That's you done. Away you go and rinse your bum under the tap.

>>213396191
Coffeetoil and programmingtoil

>>213396250
um I'm heterosexual and don't have a girlfriend but thank you x

>>213396202
Watching korone wander around limgrave

>>213396280
grow up

What's the safest and most profitable thing to invest in?

>>213396256
whole lot of butthurt zionist whining

>>213396301
gold

>>213396301
Your improbability of ever feeling the warmth of a woman

>>213396307
I accept your concession.

>>213396301
things which go up rather than down

>>213396308
advising someone to invest in gold betrays that you’re a retard

>>213396301
yourself

dude lil bro is so libtarded hes crashing out over of a nothingburger

>>213396326
cope etc

fizzy raspberry melon blood orange cherry lemonade

would like to go on a nice holiday somewhere sunny

should i ask the cute girl out at church tomorrow

Done two poos today

>>213396381
Get yourself booked into the cheadle premier inn

all the people who care about gaza are the worst kind of people so I think Israel might be onto something

>>213396381
come here it's going to be 32 degrees tomorrow

whats the wanking situation?

>>213396390
yea, sure

>>213396433
banned m8 we don't do that anymore

>>213396433
cockbergs on strike

eating a mcdonalds breakfast wrap

Hahaha! Your gran died!

grab climb be
or
glib by marc
or
cymbal brig

>>213396433
they got it a blocked off

People can't even afford their fluffers anymore.

remember when Derren Brown correctly predicted the winning lottery numbers 30 seconds after the draw had taken place?

how did he know

>>213396484
im not fat actually i weigh in at 63.5kg today
i expect your prompt apology

>>213396433
my inceldom has reached a point to where i no longer find solace in wanking, watching porn makes me depressed because you’re watching video of people having sex, something i want to do myself but can’t

>im not fat actually i weigh in at 63.5kg today
>i expect your prompt apology

Hated the Darriwil fight

I ended up cheesing it with Blaidd

early ramen lunch

i do apologise, it's a knee jerk reaction, i hear mcdonalds i think tubby

>>213396599
looks like a penusweenis

>>213396611
get your mind out the gutter

>>213396433
Coomed to hentai for 3 days straight

>>213396290
You realise lots of people do programming for a job, right

gregonamadone

wank when I want where I want

How the fuck are you supposed to spend several months on the ISS without trying to fuck the blonde in the back? How do they do it? Are all astronauts castrated before going up there?

>>213396661
um

farting up a storm

>>213396669
astronauts are high iq so shag their own arses

>>213396669
would finna bust a space nut in her

>>213396673
He should plap their daughters in revenge

>>213396673
yjk it was a jamaican dad and scottish mum

>>213396669
I don’t think you understand how much of a book nerd you have to be to go to space they don’t pick some low inhib top shagger chad

>>213396673
Nonsense, could have been anything desu.
Lack of investment
Boomers sucking dry the economy
Shitting all over the next generation
Crumbling birth rate
Everything getting more expensive
Can't build any infrastructure
Wokeness
Our ever rising debt and imploding time bomb.
There's lots of reasons the country has gone to shit, unskilled and illegal migration is one of them but there's a shit load more.
People just love to play the victim.

convinced heathermong and catyank are the same person

biomass in the blender NOW

>>213396724
thats not true buzz is a big shagger

>>213396669
How many people do you think have wanked on the ISS

You get a cubicle as your bedroom, pic related. Just close the doors and have a wank.

>>213396734
I’m talking about people who actually go to space not actors on a movie set

been on these absolutely horrid nicotine lozenges for three days now

>>213396702
Corrrrrrrr

It's pretty common for people away at sea for long periods to cheat on their spouses back home. I would assume any woman on a ship is getting filled in by one of the senior officers. Probably the same in space.

Infidelity is way more common than people think. Normal people aren't going to wait 6+ months to come home to their sweetheart (who may herself have shagged multiple other people while her husband was away). People do what they can get away with. They're horny. They fuck. All this stuff about marriage vows and fairytale endings is the shit they tell kids. Grown adults with autism believe it because they live parallel lives to normies with no idea what really goes on.

>>213396816
never even understood how people managed affairs, it’s hard enough to get a woman to sleep with you when you’re single

>>213396630
why are you doing it on a weekend

>>213396546
worth it for bloodhound fang

>>213396816
What you don't know can't hurt you.

>>213396816
yeah? hang on a minute
*makes phone noises with my mouth*
soz mate be right with you

spunked in space and got left spinning as i spunked repeatedly at an angle

Lose weight or r/photoshoprequest

>>213396919
me in the coffin

asking for your disgusting fat arms to be slimmed down in a picture of you carrying a coffin is a very woman thing to do

>>213396832
Men who are capable of romancing women, shagging them and marrying them are perhaps unsurprisingly better with women than men who aren't getting any pussy whatsoever.

These men lead lives which are completely alien to men like you and me. Sex is like water or air to them. When they're married those urges don't go away. It's just that they have a woman at home now. A woman who most likely grows to hate them over time. Meanwhile when they're away from home they're still able to be the same charming, flirtatious sex-haver.

There's also that women would rather have sex with a married man, who we can assume is personable and well-liked, rather than have sex with some weirdo in his 30s who has never had sex (me). To the extent that you can't really begrudge women that because it's such an obvious conclusion for them to come to.

>>213396858
This is really it. All the moral stuff people preach about, the vows, pretending you only want one person for life etc is all what people say out loud. If you examine what's inside their heads and their behaviour (i.e the incidence of cheating) it becomes clear that it's all made up shite.

catyank writing essays i won't be reading

I have a layer of fat on top of all my muscles about 1 inch thickness. Real shame

seeing a group of older blacks and a token older white man walking down the road and hitting the deck to avoid being sighted when they ring the doorbell

getting angry
becoming restless
plotting nefariousness

no thinking over the weekend ~ <3

Might talk to the JW the next time they ring the bell

shinobi art of vengeance demo is pretty good. might buy the full game when it comes out.

>>213397038
never remember whether it's them or the mormons who have tithes

can never get on board with these religions where it's so flagrantly a monetary scam. Like at least dress it up a little bit rather than being like "haha yeah but you need to give us 10% of everything you have for god or something haha dude"

neoliberal bull logging in

>>213396841
Practice makes perfect

haha bet theyre wagging dem bendy batons for m4? mmhmm yeah the snappenings are scheduled x

>>213397068
throwing all my blue jeans away

Hoxha's wife was kinda cute ngl

>>213396850
I'm lvl 50 with like 15 in dex and strength, so went with uchi instead as my second weapon with bleed. First weapon is a limgrave sword with golden vow ash of war

>>213397085
>being prepared for it is how you keep peace
This is why it's right for Europe to invest more in defence

my arse is shagged

infinite biomass supply

The superior hound won

>>213396501
EVERY MOTHERFUCKING SITE

>>213397131
nukes permanently aimed at moscow and st petersburg for everyone

>>213397155
get them on our shores

>>213397174
you're not aiming in the right direction >>213397155

>>213397170
>>>holotower.org

right heathermong clocked in that's me off

>>213397191
we already got the med sea just enforce it

>>213396510
keeping pets is incredibly childish
cull the whole lot of them

I learnt too late in life that nice guys finish last

if the government can't secure the borders they are no longer legitimate and must be removed

just a bunch of small boat cronem yelling in their native languages in the hotel lobby x

Is this the Yookay

slow this morning

>>213397269
yh

>>213397269
corr proper third world that

>>213397269
at night you gon hear summat squeakin walking past dem luh traphouses

>>213397292
you got nothing better to do on a saturday lad?

>>213397198
I don't post on troonwa

>>213397308
don't worry bro

>>213397269
>>213397314
sovl

>>213397198
I shall ruin him.

I shall cast his body into the ocean
and gorge as his blood weeps
and pours life on its sight;
this I swear thee by the tomb
of night, professing to shades
that seek with malign eye
such unholy sight in me,
wringing all heat from
the cold mantle of my body.

I shall destroy catyank

Conservative Party leader Kemi Badenoch has said she no longer identifies as Nigerian and has not renewed her passport since the early 2000s.

Badenoch, who was born in the UK, grew up in both Nigeria and the US. She returned to England aged 16 because of Nigeria's worsening political and economic climate, as well as to continue her education.

>>213397292
mhmm

>>213397269
just needs more trees

>>213397314
an otherwise still scene ruined by that seagull zooming through at 60mph

>>213397314
rapid slamming teking place upstairs there, i guarantee it

>>213397325
can't believe they've got one in running them and expect people to vote for them
fucking incredible really

>>213397269
>go for a walk
>pakis everywhere
>dog shit everywhere
>infrastructure like pic related

>>213397314
VGH

>>213397311
/vt/ or /jp/ then

>>213397325
>has not renewed her passport since the early 2000s
lmao does she still have citizenship?

>>213397269
Is it more the fact they're walking to nowhere for no reason to see nobody? If you stop to notice the cracks in the pavement and graffiti on a grey day that's not going to help you, is it.

>>213397332
sup crodie x

>>213397351
probably, you don't need a passport for that

>>213397269
>>213397314
>TIL Nottingham is a shithole

was sunny earlier but it's cloudy now

where do the clouds even come from? No one knows

>>213397325
Jimmy Savile didn't rape any kids since 2011

>>213397364
in aus dual citizens can’t be in parliament

>>213397155
They're all fucking off from here. Mostly to Canada.

>>213397351
She added: "I'm Nigerian through ancestry, by birth, despite not being born there because of my parents... but by identity, I'm not really."

Badenoch said that when she had visited the country when her father died, she had to get a visa, which was "a big fandango".

She said her early experiences in Nigeria shaped her political outlook, including "why I don't like socialism".

>>213397269
>>213397314
Genuinely evil what Thatcher and Blair did to this country

>>213397155
Fucking hell

>>213397349
Day left of ban till I can appeal

>>213397374
HAARP innit

>>213397387
>He obtained a Master of Laws degree from Yale University, where he was a Fulbright Scholar. He is Jewish.[3][4]

>>213397342
Tory boomers love voting for ethnic minorities because it makes them feel good about themselves

>>213397285
To be fair, it feels a little more second world to me

>>213397362
Wag1 x

How many white babies are born each year globally?

sausages have gone in the air friar for breakfast

neoliberal excellence

>>213397325
>Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke no longer identifies as Nigerian
Tranny tier identity games

>>213397325
>Badenoch, who was born in the UK, grew up in both Nigeria and the US. She returned to England aged 16
Omds the audacity of this aunty thomasina

>>213397418
every tory boomer dreams to have a young POC woman they can mentor. you’ll see that trope everywhere in films

>>213397472
lmao she’s probably been to voice training school in order to sound english

NEW
>>213397511

Chat GPT refused to create an image of David Cameron trying to stop Kemi Badenoch from piercing her nose with a piece of bone
woke gpt