Thread 213399146

any exeter man in

>>213399146 (OP)
look at this dude

was hoping for a free sheldon edition

>>213399146 (OP)
golbourne
alpha
seven
yankee
zulu

she wants a man from cheadle

the so called ute

I want to be a "plug in" toy for fit therapist women

proto-gf sent me a selfie with her bare legs exposed and i want to wank to it but that would be like rape

any spaffers in?
how can I increase the amount of spaff that spaffs out when I spaff?

why do all the right wing parties have foreigners at the helm?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advance_UK

farm

having negative thoughts towards the government

doing everything at toil to not toil, just not feeling it today lads

>>213399194
Certain supplements like zinc will do that if you’re starting with a deficiency

>>213399197
britain is a nation of immigrants always has been

>>213399194
1000mg l-arginine
1200mg lecithen
200mg pygeum
50mg zinc

farm

sticky willie

rorke is FINISHED

100mg of 69-FAG-POO up the shitter

Stair

>>213399197
British boomers have some sort of brain disease that makes them think if they vote for ethnic minorities then people won't think they're racist
Being called racist is genuinely devastating to them and they'll do everything they can to make sure people know they have multiple black and brown friends and aren't actually racist

>>213399194
can vouch for zinc

>>213399171
>>213399171
We stopped taxing the shit out of corporations from 2010 to 2024 and gradually reduced corporation tax, they still all fucked off. Some corporations pay no tax at all, yet they'll use public infrastructure one million times a day that you might only use once a year like an airport or seaport. Thousands of trucks on the road each day and they arent paying for it. The private sector is a jewish scam

I had one more post to make it was: if you have dick-cheese, then just know that if you clean it, you will have a (much) clean penis or way longer than you would think, and youd pull back your foreskin in the shower the next day and see it is already clean
in people with tight foreskins (or "phismosis") I guess there are ways to stretch it or something(?) but that is knowing it has to be done rom a young age to get the foreskin elasticity

if 4chan gets banned then go wash your penis

bus stop

>>213398473
https://youtu.be/66-Da1UrOYU?si=0dE5DeX10x0F_xpq&t=51

he was also really blunt and quiet in his first interviews

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY4KvzsSr7U

think he's since had that autism media trained out of him though

bus stop

when i take zinc my jizz becomes so thick it doesn't shoot out, it oozes

aldi

>>213399273
they fucked off cause that doesn't offset the highest energy prices in europe

rorke's mum opening rorke's thunder load delivery

>>213399243
my brother in law is exactly like this. says racist stuff all the time but also makes a show of explaining how he isn't racist and aren't racists terrible and how he knows brown people and likes rap music.

Been invited to a stag do abroad with 35 deanos, of whom I know only one. I simply cannot accept the invitation. It sounds like absolute hell to me, but I don't know how to politely excuse myself from it.

>>213399274
I put a condom on before getting in the shower specifically so I can retain my dick cheese

>>213399274
grow up little boy

fit fucking blonde therapists walking outside with their tits jiggling everywhere tbhh
sure hope nobody is reading my thoughts (as I think about these posts)

Feeling depressed :/

get the football started

Scoffing these down
Got the 'vid you see

>>213399233
Was this an anonymous survey?

Feeling depressed :/

>>213399309
go along, get shitfaced, have a laugh m8 it's not that hard

>>213399309
>mate l'm sick l've got to take these pills if l get on a plane or drink alcohol l'll die

Froob

>>213399309
go and get your dick wet rorke

>>213399311
wash... wash your penis, Ron Pearlman
*starts crying*

>>213399321
>>213399329
the burden of having free time
don't worry toil soon

Froob

Toil looms

If a dog is born in a stable is it a horse?

simple as

[over a drill beat]
mans got poo in his arse
mans got poo in his arse
mans got poo, check it

wash your penis for israel, bucko

>>213399207
ktim, i've recently discovered i can pretty much hang out in one of the storage rooms and look at my phone for up to 20 minutes and no one notices

>>213399350
toil is the only thing keeping me sane. they should abolish weekends

>>213399300
If your business cannot operate under mild increases in energy costs then it wasnt worth the paper it was written on. Nobody cares about your flower shop lmfao

mans not hot

Sir Keir wants them all put up in 5 star London hotels

yea so basically im a labubu

>>213399363
no but if a brown horse is born in a stable he's still a horse

>>213399363
yes

labubus in his arse

>>213399374
>mild
mate...

>>213399385
circular reasoning

>>213399307
Can’t be good for your psyche to have “fuck you kill whitey nigga” music drilling into your subconscious mind on a regular basis

>>213399381
need her

>>213399331
Getting shit faced in a European city with 35 strangers isn't fun.

>>213399335
I can't say I'm sick because the stag isn't for another 6 months.

>>213399340
I'm not going to get my dick wet in a big house full of deanos mate

wish i could turn my latest crep cop into a humanoid shoe creature and have sex with it. though it's a darker colourway so i'd be crossing some boundaries

>>213399381
bring her in. she needs to join jezza's party

So Rorke’s parents finally kicked him out and forced him to find his own place I see

l only listen to music thats pro-British establishment.

I dont owe you (black people) anything

it's difficult to shave your ballsack isn't it

>>213399416
bro said what weve all been thinking

sucking off a massive ice lolly

Labubu

>>213399412
you're a miserable little whiney twat no one wants you to go anyway m8 trust me

I dont owe you (the tv license people) anything

fuck this i'm going back on heroin

reckon you all have a lot of growing up to do

everybody knows my name

thought it was a sexy rabbit but was an imitator

matcha dubai labubu poo barm new from greggs

>>213399385
and i'm an aboriginal

>>213399273
The private sector is the actual economy

the public sector is a bloated parasite

just seen a gay porn labubu

>>213399194
Edge, and make sure you pull your foreskin back just before you spaff if you're not already
>>213399263
I tried sunflower lecithin for a bit and it did fuck all

i just recently at the age of 29 got several thick dark hairs come through on the backs of my otherwise girly fingers

>>213399427
high test

finna make a mega coffee

l dont owe you (the mobsters breaking my legs) anything

so i posted a job on linkedin for my company since they aren't too tech literate and wanted me to screen some candidates

i received 400 applications for this role. here's the breakdown

~350 underqualified indians
~30 underqualified brits
~10 people with ridiculous salary expectations (fresh out of uni lads asking for 100k+)
~10 potential candidates but guaranteed some of the lied about their experience

i used to feel bad for jobseekers when i was searching for jobs but the recruiters work is even harder with all this spam

>>213399363
If I take a shit on the floor in a kitchen, is that dinner?

Post Keir-coded things
I'll start

is lolicon still legal in yankistan?

therapist gf, tags rollercoaster; manipulation; emotional; sexual intercourse

I THInk dr Foreman is the best character hes cute and he's willing to go against the doctor house every time he's go t the confidence to go with it i love him

poo farm

>>213399406
2bh his name tyrone lmao

>>213399404
how so?

>>213399509
couldn't find a pic in the colour he'd have but this is his car 100%

>>213399509
Mental how if you eat a pack of these you can still taste them a week later

>>213399254
Looking it up they believe they had dark skin like Arabs not Sub Saharan Africans

>>213399507
can I have the job?. my experience is posting on /brit/ 14 hours a day, with a wank break in the middle of the day

remigration now
deport all foreign criminals
massive sanctions on any nation that refuses to take its citizens back

>>213399507
salary expectations is such a stupid norm

just pay me whatever the job pays ffs

>>213399450
Good.

>>213399541
hes attractive (im not gay)

>>213399509
chicken crisps have always been a con. never tasted anything remotely like chicken. emperor's new clothes of a crisp.

not liking this AI mode one bit

>>213399541
you got the chud

>>213399509
Feels appropriate

kier would sway public opinion massively if he bought back the bbq rib walkers

>>213399541
OH NO NO

>>213399472
toby!

>>213399561
why would you interview someone that's asking twice as much as the budget? the whole point of salary expectations is checking whether there's an actual job for you that the company can pay you for

i found out pakis in uk odnt have paprika crisps ... lol sad

just got a notification from spotify that "the animals" are playing near me soon, wtf i didn't know they were still active, it's been like 60 years since house of the rising sun

>>213399541
omds rorke

minimum wage is rapidly catching my salary haha

LOVELY fucking can

don't understand who even needs ad blockers. have been using macOS with safari for the last few years and have barely noticed ads without a blocker

Do you think Toby >.< has ever been to Toby Carvery

In 1995, the Oklahoma state government, like the rest of the nation, was deeply impacted by the Oklahoma City bombing.

>>213399581
why not state the job pay on the advert?

>>213399582
fake news

>>213399509
make your piss stink of garlic

could anyone please let me know how i might delete images i've posted in /brit/?

>>213399509
The Starmer family's summer getaway

old toby. best pipeweed in the south farthing

>>213399595
corr bet you can buy a case of beer and a pack of ciggies for like $2 in 'nam

>>213399582
i found out saami in finland odnt have cheese and onion crisps ... lol sad

>>213399616
did you post your creps?

>>213399601
because it's dependent on experience and you're being compared against people requesting the same salary as you. this role is 50-70k but we're not gonna give 70 to someone who's as good as another candidate asking for 50. so you state how much you expect and we'll decide based on that and your performance.

this is standard every company does this

post paprika max lads

>>213399599
I was 2 years old in 1995 and didn't give a monkey's

the luncheon

>>213399657
do you use a walking stick to get around

>>213399657
alri grandad

>>213399616
select the post then bottom right delete post

>>213399655
That looks like the kind of dogshit they serve you off the snack menu on a flight, and then charge Michelin star prices

>>213399657
im not 30 yet but I still care

>>213399673
oh my days

>>213399599
I was -2 years old in 1995 and was unable to give a monkey's

was delivering 'zas earlier and got stared at by a retarded child with this goofy smile for like 30 seconds before his dad came to the door, creeped me right out

Imagine being so desperate for human connection - ANY human connection - whatsoever, that you just spam meaningless drivel and get aggressive with random cunts on an image board just so they reply to you and pay attention to you. Now imagine that you do all of that and try desperately to get ANY attention whatsoever and you STILL get ignored 90% of the time.

You have just imagined mousenonce.

sudden curious hankering for paprika max

I've been taking the lions mane but I don't feel like a lion mayne

>>213399643
moan moan moan

buck up and give the dog a biscuit

>>213399542
For me it's frazzles which make me burp up fake bacon flavour for the next 12 hours

im eating a double quarter pounder and giving a monkeys

>>213399706
careful lad, that shit has been linked to brain injuries

>>213399722
wokes wont like this

>>213399677
Nah I use pic related
>>213399678
alri

>>213399722
had 2 of those and 2 med fries for my only meal of the day yday and the day before

the r9k/poltards are more triggered all the time than the libs

had the big arch and it disintegrated
made a right mess

need to bang the girl from the Sainsburys advert. Charlotte?

People talk about steampunk but we're living in oilpunk unironically

>>213399741
rorke's whip

>>213399707
Women love all that slop, my mum watches any crime drama they shit out on tv

cody just text me he feels like ass

>>213399729
Has it? I’ve only heard about it being potentially beneficial for people with brain injuries. Unless you mean by taking insane doses of it or something

>>213399509
loves his women's football

>>213399744
jobseekers allowance status?

Believe it or not, you just imagined a real person! Allow me to to introduce - mousenonce!

Me and the mrs about to head off to Ikea for some luncheon

>>213399779
https://www.reddit.com/r/LionsManeRecovery/

he's desperate to fit in
and he's can-aaaaaadian!

shaved my knackers in the shower earlier, velvety smooth like, you will never know such exquisite luxury as that of a freshly-shorn scrotum

>>213399751
the left are quieter in defeat as that's their natural state

>>213399783
I've been watching the lionesses but I don't feel like a lioness mrs Wiegman

labour be like... "lets not regulate the water no more"
shieeeeee

>>213399792
*does a chef's kiss out of my arse*

get the weather talked about

>>213399805
*ears peak up*
OwO

>>213399797
people who take random "brain boost" supplements deserve to be raped by them

Any lads here fish? I fancy getting into it.

feeling shittily tret by the man

england cricket in the doldrums

>>213399843
by who??

>>213399844
yea im a fish mate

>>213399844
*jumps out of the pond*
YES I AM NOW PLEASE PUT ME BACK IN THE WATER AS I CANNOT BREATHE

>>213399844
One of my mates at uni was really into it and we all went with him a bunch, another mate of mine bought me a rod for my 24th though we've only been once, it's very peaceful if you go actually into the wild but the fisheries are depressing as shit and feels like playing at fishing

>>213399874
s..c

one day I will move to Canada/Australia and catch one of them like a Pokemon

>>213399873
nation of cattle

>>213399873
wow. 4000 adults who are neeky enough to do surveys?
what useful information to gather

get the nuclear power stations built

>>213399844
yes m8 i'm a fish what do you want

>>213399805
He had a pretty hilarious meltie last night, don’t know if you saw it

>>213399873
doomed country

>>213399233
That's Rorke done then

>>213399873
what age are these "adults"? 4000 random zoomers aren't representative of the UK

>>213399797
Are these people either taking gigantic doses, or otherwise dealing with some sort of allergy that’s particular to them?

I sometimes take a supplement blend that contains lion’s mane, and have had no ill effects. They even sell fresh lion’s mane in some grocery stores here, which I’ve eaten quite a lot of in one sitting with a meal.

But idk, maybe I ought to start avoiding it if this stuff is real.

>>213399873
the wankless generation

got some new trail shoes what do we think

>>213399873
Slave race doing slave race things

>>213399873
Who the fuck is supporting this?

with his black queen

>>213399923
nice lad i like the way they look like a fish

Need this here. Imagine are Holly Willoughby running up a hill

>on this day 5 years ago, Arsenal won the FA Cup. It is still their only trophy under Mikel Arteta

omds

Feeling like Nigel Stupid, my house is made of purple bricks

>>213399197
>>213399243
Yeah I'm pretty convinced that's why Habib has any kind of following. He's a complete mong with no charisma who regularly puts his foot in his mouth. His Question Time appearance after the general election was a shitshow, and he once somehow got tricked into filming himself for a memecoin scam on twitter then tried to claim the video was AI which it very clearly wasn't.
He probably only rose as far as he did in Reform because Farage or Tice promoted him on the basis of his race like they later did with Zia Yusuf. I can't imagine if he were white anyone would be taking him seriously.

got my stinky socks on

>>213399928
I personally dont think children should have easy access to hard-core pornograpahy.

>>213399873
>and what have you seen and heard?
40% - fuck all
30% - itv news at 10
20% - tik tok
10% - twitter

>>213399928
mongs who have been taken in by the 'muh kids' trojan horse

need a therapist gf who prescribes me SSRIs then punishes me for taking them and then feeds me them on some days (in baloney) but goes back to punishing me until the next random time or vice-versa

>>213399946
surely they've won a european trophy or something in that time??

>>213399943
these always work aswell the government always listens to them

>>213399913
its related to the neurogenesis it dir3ectly causes
its not all positive
i think its best used in a high degree of moderation

>>213399972
>baloney
FOY

>>213399923
you're keeping them clean i see

I know we all have family back home, tell them to be careful lads

Can Buddhism save the West from Islam?

milf sex

Just seen my face on my front camera.
I’m so fucking chopped

>>213399146 (OP)
i see chicken

>>213399873
Genuinely incredible how Blair managed to turn this country from the nation of John Locke and Thomas Hobbes to a land of bootlickers.

a little salami

>>213399943
get all these nonces straight on the sex offenders register

>>213399991
only the violent not gay kind

>>213399948
>Zia Yusuf
He actually seems intelligent

goin down the bodega to acquire some goods in order to do a reno

>>213399976
You would think so, wouldn’t you!

>>213399999
checked

we ain't goin' to heaven

>>213399385
Done that incel to be honest

>>213400023
tonybler

Best opening paragraph I’ve seen in a while

trying not to be mean

>>213399146 (OP)
his nose looks a bit pale and his pupils somewhat dilated I'm a little worried about his health

>>213400041
>>213400042
imageboard not textboard

>>213399997
this is why I don't have mirrors in the house

YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD
YOU'RE LOOKING SHARP
YOU'VE COME SO FAR
AND YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE
THE MOST OF WHO YOU ARE
FATHER TO SON
DOING WHAT YOU'VE ALWAYS DOOOONE

>>213400044
where were you mean

>>213400042
Alasdairs autobiography

>>213399808
homo

>>213400044
you can be not mean to me if you want

southern fried chicken or burgers for lunch then, what will it be?

>>213400069
mumberg has this exact quote up in her living room

>>213400059
that's a good song

>>213400080
have a nice salad you fat cunt

>>213400042
Diego’s diary leaked

>>213400009
Yes, he's not Habib. But he's still only there because he's the token minority. When he left the party after the shitshow with Pochin, Farage was grovelling over him and begging him to come back despite suspending other members for much less.
And who can forget that Rupert Lowe was reported to the fucking police for as much as "bullying" him, which was dismissed for a lack of evidence.

who said that Alice in Wonderland said it

>>213400084
next to the live laugh love decoration?

Can't wait to arrive at Ikea and get me veggie meatballs, mash, peas and gravy. Gfberg will have the meat ones as she's not a veggie like me.

did you find it weird that ginger spice was called that because she was ginger and a spice girls but that also ginger is a spice?

>>213400060
nowhere, i've been successful

>>213400076
ok i won't FOY you

>>213400084
MILF-coded behaviour

>>213398327
thank you for your time not quite enough to fire one off but that's the way the cookie crumbles

>>213400080
cheeseburger
mit zwiebeln

>>213400096
He's thinking there's too many white people in that classroom, we need more immigrants

>>213400119
not especially

i'm living laughing and loving
now what

>>213400109
this is MILF-coded behaviour

>>213399541
desu he should post like this

>>213400141
you're doing it in the wrong ways rorke

bumming my arse

>>213400141
death

>>213400042
tolkien worship is tedious

went to the barbers and looked through the window and it's too busy and full of chads queing for their low taper fades. already cut the grass. need new flooring for the house but don't know how i'd get the sofas out to let someone in to do it.

got a bit of kenji lopez alt on

chicken and curly fries in the air fryer

>>213400141
time for a lager

>>213400203
Most reddit chef going

the /brit/ wiki page

fish fingers going into the oven

>>213400214
yeah he's nice and makes good videos

hi frens

>>213400211
>air fryer
alright literal woman

>>213400198
should grow up
rather watch paint dry

they are spying on me

YOU'RE DOING POOS
YOU'RE DOING FARTS
OUT OF YOUR ARSE
AND YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE
ALL THOSE AROUND YOU BARF
RIGHT OUT YOUR BUM
POOING LIKE YOU'VE ALWAYS DOOOONE

>>213400264
>>213400264
>>213400264

you cant fry air

Only brain supplements I take are caffeine, alcohol, and cannabis

Sometimes the odd psychedelic but I'm getting a bit old for that

>>213400260
who's not being at all

>>213399873
Remember those polls during covid that showed 20% of people supported a permanent 10pm curfew?

>>213399999
Britain has always been largely a nation of lemmings.

If a National and Social Revolution is to take place, it will be achieved by an organised vanguard minority.

i'm too old for everything

sex, violence, injury detail, drug misuse

>>213400371
>night with a therapist (all the things she talks about) (important things indeed)